Regular Show (2009–2017): Season 7, Episode 11 - Sleep Cycle - full transcript
Mordecai and Rigby mess up their sleeping cycle because of watching a TV marathon and try to fix it.
[♪♪♪]
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
MORDECAI:
Aw, yeah!
It's Friday night,
the most amount of time
before we have
to go back to work again.
And what better way
to celebrate
than by watching back-to-back
movie marathons! Boop!
Who brought this spaghetti
to the potluck?
Watch out, it's a bomb!
[TICKING]
[GRUNTS]
[GUNFIRE, BAGPIPES PLAYING]
Detective Morales,
I see you already met
your new partner,
Duncan MacCreedy.
New partner? But he's...
Scottish.
You got a problem with that?
ANNOUNCER [ON TV]:
We'll be back
for our marathon after this.
BOTH:
All-nighter!
All-nighter! All-nighter!
[GUNFIRE, BAGPIPE PLAYS ON TV]
Totally worth it.
Yeah...
[BOTH SNORING]
[TIRES SCREECH]
[BOTH GASP]
Whoa.
How long were we asleep?
Doesn't matter -- Look!
MORALES [VOICE-OVER]:
...I got kicked off the force
and was framed for
getting rid of my partner.
But I'll prove my innocence.
I'll show them all...
My love.
MacCreedy?
[GUNFIRE, BAGPIPES PLAY]
[GROANING]
Don't you go dyin'
on me, Morales.
ANNOUNCER:
Stay tuned for night two
of the "Morales
and MacCreedy" marathon!
BOTH:
Marathon! Marathon! Marathon!
[GUNFIRE, BAGPIPES PLAY]
[RIGBY AND MORDECAI SNORING]
[BOTH GASP]
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]
[SCREAMS]
[GRUNTING]
MacCreedy!
Didn't think you'd see me
again, eh, Morales?
No, it wasn't me, Duncan.
It was the police chief.
Eh?
Why should I believe you?
Believe me...
For the sake of our son!
Our son?
Wait, is he a zombie?
ANNOUNCER:
Keep watching for the
conclusion to our marathon!
BOTH [SLEEPILY]:
All-nighter!
All-nighter! All-nighter!
[MUSIC OVER TV]
MORALES:
I've gotta find
a new line of work.
[ALL LAUGHING]
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS]
Heh, I really like
the part with the bagpipe gun.
Yeah. I'm really happy
with my life choices right now.
But I definitely
wanna go to sleep.
Yeah. That trampoline's
calling my name.
Looks like
some guys I know are excited
for the Monday
morning meeting!
BOTH:
What? Monday?
Now, onto our next order
of business.
Skips, I need you to clean
the gourds.
[SNORES, GRUNTS]
Muscle Man, Hi Fives,
bring in the boats
off the lake and...
[GRUNTS]
Excuse me,
is there a problem here?
Uh, no.
Just...stretching.
Yeah, it's
a morning-person thing.
[BOTH GRUNTING]
Moving on...
Mordecai and Rigby,
I want all the leaves raked and
bagged by the end of the day.
Rake the bags
and put 'em in the leaves.
You got it!
I think you get the idea.
I'll check back in later.
[BOTH GROAN]
Dude, most of my body's
already asleep.
I know. Our sleep schedule's
out of whack.
We just have to stay
awake all day.
We'll sleep
like normal tonight.
I'm in.
Okay.
No matter what,
we're gonna stay up all da--
[BOTH SNORING]
BENSON:
What are you doing?
What time is it?!
Six o'clock!
The sun's already down,
and you've raked no leaves!
Oh, but --
No "buts," "ands" or "ifs"!
I don't want to hear it!
Uh, I think it's
"ifs, ands or buts."
well, if you talk back to me
again
and don't get back to work,
your butts are gonna be fired!
Dude, this is serious.
We gotta get
a good night's sleep.
Hey, Mordecai, you awake?
Yeah.
You ever look at the ceiling
and start to see the stars?
Life's really about
the little moments, you know?
If we watch something boring,
we'll fall asleep.
Yes!
I hate the little moments!
Oh, hello.
I'm Dr. Sheldon Weatherberry.
[SIGHS]
Welcome to my thrilling
24-part series
on the art and upkeep
of museum-level bug pinning.
BOTH:
Perfect...
Where are you going,
you slippery monarch?
I finally feel
like I can get some rest.
Yeah, let's go to bed.
[BOTH GASP]
[♪♪♪]
BOTH [YELLING]:
No!
I can't keep this up, Mordecai.
I'm fading.
You've gotta keep raking, dude.
Benson's still watching us.
Do you think this coffee's
even working?
[SNORING, GRUNTS]
Unh! Yeah, it's totally working.
Trying to stay awake, huh?
I've been there.
If you want, I know a guy
who's got the hook-up
on some really
good coffee.
Call him?
Call him.
Call him.
When's that guy
gonna get here?
[HORN HONKING, TIRES SQUEALING]
Ah. You Mordecai and Rigby?
BOTH:
Uh, yeah.
Then these
are for you guys.
[BOTH SLURP]
BOTH:
Whoa!
[GROANS]
Call an ambulance.
[♪♪♪]
Man, I love
this coffee!
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
I hate that coffee.
Yeah.
Aah! Dude, I can't
even get my eyes shut!
[GRUNTING]
Ow!
We need help.
[SNORING]
[WHISPERS]
Skips? Skips?
[YELLS]
Skips!
What? What? Huh?
what is it?
Sorry, we just need your help.
We watched
back-to-back TV marathons,
and our sleep schedules
are messed up.
Oh, fine.
I'll help you guys.
Let's get this over with.
Hand me my pants.
[SNORING]
Gary?
Gary?
Gary?
Gary?
Gary?
Hey, Gary!
Wha-- What?
Mordecai and Rigby
need to go
to the Sentinels of Sleep.
But I need my rest.
Do you think
I can look this good
without a full night's sleep?
Yes.
That's the correct answer.
[♪♪♪]
Keep it cool.
This is a dangerous zone.
Wah!
[BOTH SNARL]
Well, well,
look who it is.
Let me guess.
Gary and a couple
of dudes we don't know.
These are my friends,
Mordecai, Rigby and Skips.
Guys, meet
Apollo and Koko.
[CHUCKLES]
Koko?
What kind of name is that?
[♪♪♪]
Some sort
of cool-guy name?
[SIGHS]
Mordecai and Rigby have to
reverse their sleep schedules.
Sleep schedules, huh?
I don't know, Gary.
Guys, come on. Is there
anything you can do to help?
There is a way,
but these two
don't look like
they'll be able to handle it.
Come on, man,
we can handle it.
We do crazy stuff
all the time.
Hmm!
We'll give you a shot.
[♪♪♪]
Here's the deal.
You've gotta catch the sun.
If you catch it before it sets,
you'll go back to being
a morning person.
So we just
gotta catch the sun?
Yeah, that's right.
But if you fail,
you'll be stuck
as a night owl forever!
I don't know.
Seems deceptively simple.
We'll see.
Pfft! Easy! We'll do it!
[♪♪♪]
There it is, boys. Behold.
RIGBY:
There's already a guy out there.
This is it! I'm finally gonna
get my life together!
No more Mr. Night Guy!
[TRACK BEEPING]
[ENGINE REVS]
Oh, no!
There's no air out here!
Does he have to be
a night owl now?
Oh, no, he's just gone.
Uh...
Maybe we shouldn't do this.
You guys ready?
I know it's
a little intimidating,
but we put some
good stuff in there too.
[SNAPS]
Those pyramids
will help you out.
Now all you gotta do is catch
the sun before it sets.
You think we can pull this off?
We have to.
I don't want to end up floating
through space like that dude.
Good point.
APOLLO: Ready...
set...go!
You can't catch me!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
[TIRES SCREECH]
[BOTH GRUNTING]
Hey, it must be a power-up!
[LULLABY PLAYS]
[GROANS, SNORES]
No!
[GRUNTS]
Huh? Thanks, dude.
Look!
Let's go!
[BOTH GASP]
[BOTH GROANING]
[BOTH GASP]
[BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY]
[BOTH GRUNTING]
Way to go, guys!
Yeah, you're almost there!
Eh, good job, boys.
Aw, yeah!
Huh?
[SCREAMS]
[BOTH SCREAMING, PANTING]
Aah!
Rigby!
Ha, ha, ha! Serves you right!
"Koko" is a family name!
Nobody makes fun of Koko!
[PANTING]
[TIRES SQUEALING]
Aah!
Come on!
[BOTH GRUNT]
[BOTH YELL]
BOTH:
Whoo! Whoa!
MORDECAI:
Yeah!
[LAUGHS]
[TIRES SQUEAL]
So long, boys.
Ugh, I can't wait to sleep.
Hey, look.
ANNOUNCER:
Stay tuned for
Morales and MacCreedy: Origins.
[BOTH GASP]
BOTH:
All-nighter!
All-nighter! All-nighter!
Go to sleep!
[♪♪♪]
[BOTH CHUCKLING]
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
MORDECAI:
Aw, yeah!
It's Friday night,
the most amount of time
before we have
to go back to work again.
And what better way
to celebrate
than by watching back-to-back
movie marathons! Boop!
Who brought this spaghetti
to the potluck?
Watch out, it's a bomb!
[TICKING]
[GRUNTS]
[GUNFIRE, BAGPIPES PLAYING]
Detective Morales,
I see you already met
your new partner,
Duncan MacCreedy.
New partner? But he's...
Scottish.
You got a problem with that?
ANNOUNCER [ON TV]:
We'll be back
for our marathon after this.
BOTH:
All-nighter!
All-nighter! All-nighter!
[GUNFIRE, BAGPIPE PLAYS ON TV]
Totally worth it.
Yeah...
[BOTH SNORING]
[TIRES SCREECH]
[BOTH GASP]
Whoa.
How long were we asleep?
Doesn't matter -- Look!
MORALES [VOICE-OVER]:
...I got kicked off the force
and was framed for
getting rid of my partner.
But I'll prove my innocence.
I'll show them all...
My love.
MacCreedy?
[GUNFIRE, BAGPIPES PLAY]
[GROANING]
Don't you go dyin'
on me, Morales.
ANNOUNCER:
Stay tuned for night two
of the "Morales
and MacCreedy" marathon!
BOTH:
Marathon! Marathon! Marathon!
[GUNFIRE, BAGPIPES PLAY]
[RIGBY AND MORDECAI SNORING]
[BOTH GASP]
[SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS]
[SCREAMS]
[GRUNTING]
MacCreedy!
Didn't think you'd see me
again, eh, Morales?
No, it wasn't me, Duncan.
It was the police chief.
Eh?
Why should I believe you?
Believe me...
For the sake of our son!
Our son?
Wait, is he a zombie?
ANNOUNCER:
Keep watching for the
conclusion to our marathon!
BOTH [SLEEPILY]:
All-nighter!
All-nighter! All-nighter!
[MUSIC OVER TV]
MORALES:
I've gotta find
a new line of work.
[ALL LAUGHING]
[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS]
Heh, I really like
the part with the bagpipe gun.
Yeah. I'm really happy
with my life choices right now.
But I definitely
wanna go to sleep.
Yeah. That trampoline's
calling my name.
Looks like
some guys I know are excited
for the Monday
morning meeting!
BOTH:
What? Monday?
Now, onto our next order
of business.
Skips, I need you to clean
the gourds.
[SNORES, GRUNTS]
Muscle Man, Hi Fives,
bring in the boats
off the lake and...
[GRUNTS]
Excuse me,
is there a problem here?
Uh, no.
Just...stretching.
Yeah, it's
a morning-person thing.
[BOTH GRUNTING]
Moving on...
Mordecai and Rigby,
I want all the leaves raked and
bagged by the end of the day.
Rake the bags
and put 'em in the leaves.
You got it!
I think you get the idea.
I'll check back in later.
[BOTH GROAN]
Dude, most of my body's
already asleep.
I know. Our sleep schedule's
out of whack.
We just have to stay
awake all day.
We'll sleep
like normal tonight.
I'm in.
Okay.
No matter what,
we're gonna stay up all da--
[BOTH SNORING]
BENSON:
What are you doing?
What time is it?!
Six o'clock!
The sun's already down,
and you've raked no leaves!
Oh, but --
No "buts," "ands" or "ifs"!
I don't want to hear it!
Uh, I think it's
"ifs, ands or buts."
well, if you talk back to me
again
and don't get back to work,
your butts are gonna be fired!
Dude, this is serious.
We gotta get
a good night's sleep.
Hey, Mordecai, you awake?
Yeah.
You ever look at the ceiling
and start to see the stars?
Life's really about
the little moments, you know?
If we watch something boring,
we'll fall asleep.
Yes!
I hate the little moments!
Oh, hello.
I'm Dr. Sheldon Weatherberry.
[SIGHS]
Welcome to my thrilling
24-part series
on the art and upkeep
of museum-level bug pinning.
BOTH:
Perfect...
Where are you going,
you slippery monarch?
I finally feel
like I can get some rest.
Yeah, let's go to bed.
[BOTH GASP]
[♪♪♪]
BOTH [YELLING]:
No!
I can't keep this up, Mordecai.
I'm fading.
You've gotta keep raking, dude.
Benson's still watching us.
Do you think this coffee's
even working?
[SNORING, GRUNTS]
Unh! Yeah, it's totally working.
Trying to stay awake, huh?
I've been there.
If you want, I know a guy
who's got the hook-up
on some really
good coffee.
Call him?
Call him.
Call him.
When's that guy
gonna get here?
[HORN HONKING, TIRES SQUEALING]
Ah. You Mordecai and Rigby?
BOTH:
Uh, yeah.
Then these
are for you guys.
[BOTH SLURP]
BOTH:
Whoa!
[GROANS]
Call an ambulance.
[♪♪♪]
Man, I love
this coffee!
[CRICKETS CHIRPING]
I hate that coffee.
Yeah.
Aah! Dude, I can't
even get my eyes shut!
[GRUNTING]
Ow!
We need help.
[SNORING]
[WHISPERS]
Skips? Skips?
[YELLS]
Skips!
What? What? Huh?
what is it?
Sorry, we just need your help.
We watched
back-to-back TV marathons,
and our sleep schedules
are messed up.
Oh, fine.
I'll help you guys.
Let's get this over with.
Hand me my pants.
[SNORING]
Gary?
Gary?
Gary?
Gary?
Gary?
Hey, Gary!
Wha-- What?
Mordecai and Rigby
need to go
to the Sentinels of Sleep.
But I need my rest.
Do you think
I can look this good
without a full night's sleep?
Yes.
That's the correct answer.
[♪♪♪]
Keep it cool.
This is a dangerous zone.
Wah!
[BOTH SNARL]
Well, well,
look who it is.
Let me guess.
Gary and a couple
of dudes we don't know.
These are my friends,
Mordecai, Rigby and Skips.
Guys, meet
Apollo and Koko.
[CHUCKLES]
Koko?
What kind of name is that?
[♪♪♪]
Some sort
of cool-guy name?
[SIGHS]
Mordecai and Rigby have to
reverse their sleep schedules.
Sleep schedules, huh?
I don't know, Gary.
Guys, come on. Is there
anything you can do to help?
There is a way,
but these two
don't look like
they'll be able to handle it.
Come on, man,
we can handle it.
We do crazy stuff
all the time.
Hmm!
We'll give you a shot.
[♪♪♪]
Here's the deal.
You've gotta catch the sun.
If you catch it before it sets,
you'll go back to being
a morning person.
So we just
gotta catch the sun?
Yeah, that's right.
But if you fail,
you'll be stuck
as a night owl forever!
I don't know.
Seems deceptively simple.
We'll see.
Pfft! Easy! We'll do it!
[♪♪♪]
There it is, boys. Behold.
RIGBY:
There's already a guy out there.
This is it! I'm finally gonna
get my life together!
No more Mr. Night Guy!
[TRACK BEEPING]
[ENGINE REVS]
Oh, no!
There's no air out here!
Does he have to be
a night owl now?
Oh, no, he's just gone.
Uh...
Maybe we shouldn't do this.
You guys ready?
I know it's
a little intimidating,
but we put some
good stuff in there too.
[SNAPS]
Those pyramids
will help you out.
Now all you gotta do is catch
the sun before it sets.
You think we can pull this off?
We have to.
I don't want to end up floating
through space like that dude.
Good point.
APOLLO: Ready...
set...go!
You can't catch me!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
[TIRES SCREECH]
[BOTH GRUNTING]
Hey, it must be a power-up!
[LULLABY PLAYS]
[GROANS, SNORES]
No!
[GRUNTS]
Huh? Thanks, dude.
Look!
Let's go!
[BOTH GASP]
[BOTH GROANING]
[BOTH GASP]
[BOTH BREATHING HEAVILY]
[BOTH GRUNTING]
Way to go, guys!
Yeah, you're almost there!
Eh, good job, boys.
Aw, yeah!
Huh?
[SCREAMS]
[BOTH SCREAMING, PANTING]
Aah!
Rigby!
Ha, ha, ha! Serves you right!
"Koko" is a family name!
Nobody makes fun of Koko!
[PANTING]
[TIRES SQUEALING]
Aah!
Come on!
[BOTH GRUNT]
[BOTH YELL]
BOTH:
Whoo! Whoa!
MORDECAI:
Yeah!
[LAUGHS]
[TIRES SQUEAL]
So long, boys.
Ugh, I can't wait to sleep.
Hey, look.
ANNOUNCER:
Stay tuned for
Morales and MacCreedy: Origins.
[BOTH GASP]
BOTH:
All-nighter!
All-nighter! All-nighter!
Go to sleep!
[♪♪♪]
[BOTH CHUCKLING]