Regular Show (2009–2017): Season 6, Episode 28 - Lunch Break - full transcript
Mordecai orders a ten foot long sandwich and Benson will fire him and Rigby, if they don't finish the sandwich before the day ends.
[♪♪♪]
[JACKHAMMER CLANKING]
Whoa!
Careful there, Benson.
You don't wanna break
your other foot too.
No, Fives,
I certainly don't.
Don't worry, bro.
Once we re-pave
this basketball court,
there won't be a crack
in sight.
Thanks a lot, guys.
Since you're all working
so hard out here,
I wanted to treat you to
sandwiches from Sanwicci's.
I love that place!
Their proportions are perfect!
I'll get the number 12.
Yeah, for me too.
I'll get the 33.
Mordecai? Rigby?
So, we can get
any sandwich?
Of course.
Whatever we want?
This menu
is your playground.
[SNORTS]
We'll have the 46.
Okay. Two number 46s.
Just one. We can share.
[LAUGHS]
Oh. Okay.
One number 46.
[CAR HORN HONKS]
BENSON:
Lunch is served!
Oh, awesome.
I'm starving!
[CHUCKLES]
Hey, I don't see
our sandwich.
Yeah,
where's number 46?
Let me get it.
[BOTH CHORTLE]
[BOTH LAUGHING]
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS ANGRILY]
[BOTH CHUCKLE NERVOUSLY]
Oh.
This sandwich cost me $85!
But you said we could order
any sandwich we wanted.
I did. I said that.
Now, listen to me as I say this.
If you two don't eat this entire
sandwich by the end of the day,
you're fired!
[MUNCHING]
[SCOFFS]
We got this.
Yeah, we've been eating
to extreme
since before
we could talk.
Or at least
since we were 12.
Remember that time
with the cereal?
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
[SOBBING]
Here it comes!
I hope you saved room
for dessert!
BOTH: Whoa!
[BOTH LAUGH]
So good.
Yeah.
MAN [ON TV]:
Don't go to sleep yet, kids!
[BOTH GASP]
There's a new sugary cereal
on the shelves to finish
your day off right!
With all the vitamins
and minerals
of a complete breakfast,
RGB2io's are the perfect
nighttime snack!
We need these!
And if you buy now,
one in five boxes have RGB2
toys that say his catchphrase.
I hope you saved room
for dessert!
We need that.
[♪♪♪]
[RUSTLING]
I just hear cereal.
I think this one
might be a touch--
Nah, they're exactly
the same.
The commercial said
one in five's a winner.
If we get five boxes,
there's gotta be a toy
in one of them.
[GRUNTING]
Nothing!
MAN:
Rigby, you boys better
not be awake down there!
We're not!
Rigby, what is this?
What? Nothing.
Nothing? This is nothing?
You've been digging for prizes
again, haven't you?
You know the rules, son.
Don't you dare
open a new box of cereal
until you finish this one.
And since you're a guest
in our home, Mordecai,
that rule applies
to you too.
[BOTH GROAN]
[BOTH MUNCHING]
BOTH:
Done!
This is it.
This is gonna be it!
Man!
[GRUNTS]
Don't look at me.
Look at your cereal.
[BOTH GROAN]
[BOTH CHOMP]
BOTH: Done!
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
[MONITOR BEEPING]
[SNIFFS]
[GAGS]
Ugh!
Works
every time.
Huh? What's going on?
Why does my skin
feel like sausage casing?
That's what happens
when you overdose on RGB2io's.
A lot of people
don't realize this,
but our cereal
is borderline poison.
I thought that commercial said
one in five boxes has a toy.
Yes, you just picked
the wrong five boxes.
Now, sign this waiver
so we don't get in trouble.
[PENS CLICKING]
Oh, and you can just have
one of these.
They're basically garbage.
I hope you saved room for...
[FIZZLES, POWERS DOWN]
[BOTH GAG]
[BOTH CHOMPING]
Yeah, that was a win.
Score one for us.
Oh, dude,
remember that time
with the huge
ice cream sundae?
[BOTH LAUGH]
Or how about that bathtub
full of mayonnaise?
The mega burrito
filled with a full buffet?
[BOTH LAUGH]
Less giggling,
more gobbling!
Whatever. Dude, we're,
like, halfway done.
Nice!
Hey, remember that time
when you were in college?
I think it was
around the same time
you sat on a brownie
in your white jeans.
[♪♪♪]
Make way
for the cram master.
[SNORING]
[TOY SQUEAKS]
Ow! Hey!
I'm gonna order a pizza.
What do you want on it?
Oh, yeah! Pizza!
What's the occasion?
Tradition. I've got
an art history exam tomorrow.
The night before
a big test,
Ï always order
a Paparelli's Pizza.
The grease lubricates the brain
so you study better.
It's a fact.
Oh, I know that place.
They give you your pizza
for free
if you order an extra-extra
large and eat it in an hour
while the delivery guy
watches.
Good idea, dude.
Free pizza!
Pre-exam-cram
pepperoni and ham!
[PHONE DIALING]
That'll be $75.50, please,
plus tip, obviously.
We want to do
the Paparelli's Challenge.
Yeah, yeah!
Your funerals, boys.
I could use a break,
anyway.
[BOTH CHORTLE]
[GUNFIRE]
[BOTH GROANING]
I'm dying.
I can't eat another bite.
[STRAINING]
No, dude, check it.
It's all in the technique.
This is how
Kobayashi does it.
You dip it in the water,
then you just...Shove it...
[GAGGING]
Pbht!
Dude, no more.
I'm gonna barf!
Don't say "Barf"!
[TIMER DINGS]
Time's up, hollow legs.
I'm gonna take your TV
as payment.
[MOANS]
[GROANS]
[MOANING]
Why do we
keep doing these?
Hey, guys,
sorry to interrupt,
but you have five minutes
to finish the sandwich
and 10 minutes
of sandwich to go.
I'll have your personal items
shipped back to your parents,
since you'll probably be living
with them from now on.
[WHISTLING]
Let's just give up.
Dude, you're just gonna
go out like a punk?
Look how close we are.
Better than exploding because
I overate like a goldfish.
The stories, dude.
They were distracting us
from the...
From the endless misery
of eating this thing.
If we can keep this going,
I bet we can get through it all
and keep our jobs.
But we're out of
eating-challenge stories.
Whatever, man.
Just make something up.
Okay. Remember
that time we were...
In outer space,
uh, on a spaceship?
RIGBY:
After the Earth blew up.
MALE VOICE:
General-purpose nutrition cubes
are ready.
[BOTH SHUDDER]
Have you noticed that ever since
they blew up the Earth,
it's been really hard
to find good food?
Ugh!
Aah!
Blah!
[EXPLOSION]
MALE VOICE:
Warning! Warning!
Collision detected.
Space junk entangled
in landing gear.
Manual removal required.
Manual? That means one of us
has to go... Out there.
[ALARM BLARING]
Play you punchies for it.
Aah,
"Play you punchies for it."
[♪♪♪]
[GASPS]
Real food!
BOTH: Yeah, yeah, yeah!
[MICROWAVE BEEPS]
Cut it, cut it,
cut it, cut it!
Aah! What the heck?
Quit stalling!
I'm not!
BOTH:
Aah! Where'd it go?
MAN:
Over here, losers.
[♪♪♪]
[BOTH SCREAM]
Hey, get back here!
We're supposed to eat you!
[PANTING]
[BOTH PANTING]
Wait, how did we get
to the park?
I don't know.
Just keep running!
[♪♪♪]
Oh!
[WIND HOWLING]
It's too steep.
We got it cornered.
[GRUNTING]
Ah, come on!
[WIND HOWLING]
[GRUNTING]
BOTH:
Oh!
Where'd the curtain
come from?
[BOTH GRUNT]
There it goes!
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
End of the road, sandwich.
[THUNDER CRASHES]
[LAUGHS EVILLY]
Huh?
What?
[BOTH SCREAM]
Finish that sandwich,
or you're fired!
BOTH:
Oh!
[GROANS]
BOTH:
RGB2?
What are you doing here?
You're running out of time.
You must defeat the sandwich!
Yeah, def eat the sandwich.
We're trying!
How about giving us
a hand?
Sorry.
I gotta save room for so-- Oh!
Fools!
Oof!
Aah!
SANDWICH:
I told you I was too much
sandwich for you!
I'm not some lame cheese panini
or veggie wrap.
I'm the number 46!
You've failed
your last eating challenge!
No!
What?
Let him go!
No!
My one weakness!
Being edible!
BOTH:
Aah!
Gross!
What's it doing?
It's afraid!
[BOTH GASP]
BOTH:
The sandwich!
Hurry,
before it changes again!
[BOTH CHOMPING]
[BOTH SWALLOWING]
BOTH:
Aah!
[BOTH GROANING]
We...did it.
[BOTH GROAN]
Wow, you two. You made it.
You deserve a reward.
Oh, I know!
You can break in
the new basketball court
everyone else made today
by running 50 laps on it
right now,
or you're fired.
[BOTH GAG]
[♪♪♪]
[JACKHAMMER CLANKING]
Whoa!
Careful there, Benson.
You don't wanna break
your other foot too.
No, Fives,
I certainly don't.
Don't worry, bro.
Once we re-pave
this basketball court,
there won't be a crack
in sight.
Thanks a lot, guys.
Since you're all working
so hard out here,
I wanted to treat you to
sandwiches from Sanwicci's.
I love that place!
Their proportions are perfect!
I'll get the number 12.
Yeah, for me too.
I'll get the 33.
Mordecai? Rigby?
So, we can get
any sandwich?
Of course.
Whatever we want?
This menu
is your playground.
[SNORTS]
We'll have the 46.
Okay. Two number 46s.
Just one. We can share.
[LAUGHS]
Oh. Okay.
One number 46.
[CAR HORN HONKS]
BENSON:
Lunch is served!
Oh, awesome.
I'm starving!
[CHUCKLES]
Hey, I don't see
our sandwich.
Yeah,
where's number 46?
Let me get it.
[BOTH CHORTLE]
[BOTH LAUGHING]
[LAUGHS]
[LAUGHS ANGRILY]
[BOTH CHUCKLE NERVOUSLY]
Oh.
This sandwich cost me $85!
But you said we could order
any sandwich we wanted.
I did. I said that.
Now, listen to me as I say this.
If you two don't eat this entire
sandwich by the end of the day,
you're fired!
[MUNCHING]
[SCOFFS]
We got this.
Yeah, we've been eating
to extreme
since before
we could talk.
Or at least
since we were 12.
Remember that time
with the cereal?
[DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
[SOBBING]
Here it comes!
I hope you saved room
for dessert!
BOTH: Whoa!
[BOTH LAUGH]
So good.
Yeah.
MAN [ON TV]:
Don't go to sleep yet, kids!
[BOTH GASP]
There's a new sugary cereal
on the shelves to finish
your day off right!
With all the vitamins
and minerals
of a complete breakfast,
RGB2io's are the perfect
nighttime snack!
We need these!
And if you buy now,
one in five boxes have RGB2
toys that say his catchphrase.
I hope you saved room
for dessert!
We need that.
[♪♪♪]
[RUSTLING]
I just hear cereal.
I think this one
might be a touch--
Nah, they're exactly
the same.
The commercial said
one in five's a winner.
If we get five boxes,
there's gotta be a toy
in one of them.
[GRUNTING]
Nothing!
MAN:
Rigby, you boys better
not be awake down there!
We're not!
Rigby, what is this?
What? Nothing.
Nothing? This is nothing?
You've been digging for prizes
again, haven't you?
You know the rules, son.
Don't you dare
open a new box of cereal
until you finish this one.
And since you're a guest
in our home, Mordecai,
that rule applies
to you too.
[BOTH GROAN]
[BOTH MUNCHING]
BOTH:
Done!
This is it.
This is gonna be it!
Man!
[GRUNTS]
Don't look at me.
Look at your cereal.
[BOTH GROAN]
[BOTH CHOMP]
BOTH: Done!
[BIRDS CHIRPING]
[MONITOR BEEPING]
[SNIFFS]
[GAGS]
Ugh!
Works
every time.
Huh? What's going on?
Why does my skin
feel like sausage casing?
That's what happens
when you overdose on RGB2io's.
A lot of people
don't realize this,
but our cereal
is borderline poison.
I thought that commercial said
one in five boxes has a toy.
Yes, you just picked
the wrong five boxes.
Now, sign this waiver
so we don't get in trouble.
[PENS CLICKING]
Oh, and you can just have
one of these.
They're basically garbage.
I hope you saved room for...
[FIZZLES, POWERS DOWN]
[BOTH GAG]
[BOTH CHOMPING]
Yeah, that was a win.
Score one for us.
Oh, dude,
remember that time
with the huge
ice cream sundae?
[BOTH LAUGH]
Or how about that bathtub
full of mayonnaise?
The mega burrito
filled with a full buffet?
[BOTH LAUGH]
Less giggling,
more gobbling!
Whatever. Dude, we're,
like, halfway done.
Nice!
Hey, remember that time
when you were in college?
I think it was
around the same time
you sat on a brownie
in your white jeans.
[♪♪♪]
Make way
for the cram master.
[SNORING]
[TOY SQUEAKS]
Ow! Hey!
I'm gonna order a pizza.
What do you want on it?
Oh, yeah! Pizza!
What's the occasion?
Tradition. I've got
an art history exam tomorrow.
The night before
a big test,
Ï always order
a Paparelli's Pizza.
The grease lubricates the brain
so you study better.
It's a fact.
Oh, I know that place.
They give you your pizza
for free
if you order an extra-extra
large and eat it in an hour
while the delivery guy
watches.
Good idea, dude.
Free pizza!
Pre-exam-cram
pepperoni and ham!
[PHONE DIALING]
That'll be $75.50, please,
plus tip, obviously.
We want to do
the Paparelli's Challenge.
Yeah, yeah!
Your funerals, boys.
I could use a break,
anyway.
[BOTH CHORTLE]
[GUNFIRE]
[BOTH GROANING]
I'm dying.
I can't eat another bite.
[STRAINING]
No, dude, check it.
It's all in the technique.
This is how
Kobayashi does it.
You dip it in the water,
then you just...Shove it...
[GAGGING]
Pbht!
Dude, no more.
I'm gonna barf!
Don't say "Barf"!
[TIMER DINGS]
Time's up, hollow legs.
I'm gonna take your TV
as payment.
[MOANS]
[GROANS]
[MOANING]
Why do we
keep doing these?
Hey, guys,
sorry to interrupt,
but you have five minutes
to finish the sandwich
and 10 minutes
of sandwich to go.
I'll have your personal items
shipped back to your parents,
since you'll probably be living
with them from now on.
[WHISTLING]
Let's just give up.
Dude, you're just gonna
go out like a punk?
Look how close we are.
Better than exploding because
I overate like a goldfish.
The stories, dude.
They were distracting us
from the...
From the endless misery
of eating this thing.
If we can keep this going,
I bet we can get through it all
and keep our jobs.
But we're out of
eating-challenge stories.
Whatever, man.
Just make something up.
Okay. Remember
that time we were...
In outer space,
uh, on a spaceship?
RIGBY:
After the Earth blew up.
MALE VOICE:
General-purpose nutrition cubes
are ready.
[BOTH SHUDDER]
Have you noticed that ever since
they blew up the Earth,
it's been really hard
to find good food?
Ugh!
Aah!
Blah!
[EXPLOSION]
MALE VOICE:
Warning! Warning!
Collision detected.
Space junk entangled
in landing gear.
Manual removal required.
Manual? That means one of us
has to go... Out there.
[ALARM BLARING]
Play you punchies for it.
Aah,
"Play you punchies for it."
[♪♪♪]
[GASPS]
Real food!
BOTH: Yeah, yeah, yeah!
[MICROWAVE BEEPS]
Cut it, cut it,
cut it, cut it!
Aah! What the heck?
Quit stalling!
I'm not!
BOTH:
Aah! Where'd it go?
MAN:
Over here, losers.
[♪♪♪]
[BOTH SCREAM]
Hey, get back here!
We're supposed to eat you!
[PANTING]
[BOTH PANTING]
Wait, how did we get
to the park?
I don't know.
Just keep running!
[♪♪♪]
Oh!
[WIND HOWLING]
It's too steep.
We got it cornered.
[GRUNTING]
Ah, come on!
[WIND HOWLING]
[GRUNTING]
BOTH:
Oh!
Where'd the curtain
come from?
[BOTH GRUNT]
There it goes!
[♪♪♪]
[♪♪♪]
End of the road, sandwich.
[THUNDER CRASHES]
[LAUGHS EVILLY]
Huh?
What?
[BOTH SCREAM]
Finish that sandwich,
or you're fired!
BOTH:
Oh!
[GROANS]
BOTH:
RGB2?
What are you doing here?
You're running out of time.
You must defeat the sandwich!
Yeah, def eat the sandwich.
We're trying!
How about giving us
a hand?
Sorry.
I gotta save room for so-- Oh!
Fools!
Oof!
Aah!
SANDWICH:
I told you I was too much
sandwich for you!
I'm not some lame cheese panini
or veggie wrap.
I'm the number 46!
You've failed
your last eating challenge!
No!
What?
Let him go!
No!
My one weakness!
Being edible!
BOTH:
Aah!
Gross!
What's it doing?
It's afraid!
[BOTH GASP]
BOTH:
The sandwich!
Hurry,
before it changes again!
[BOTH CHOMPING]
[BOTH SWALLOWING]
BOTH:
Aah!
[BOTH GROANING]
We...did it.
[BOTH GROAN]
Wow, you two. You made it.
You deserve a reward.
Oh, I know!
You can break in
the new basketball court
everyone else made today
by running 50 laps on it
right now,
or you're fired.
[BOTH GAG]
[♪♪♪]