Raven's Home (2017–…): Season 1, Episode 2 - Big Trouble in Little Apartment - full transcript

♪♪

OVIE Raven: Raven's Home was filmed
in front of a live studio audience.

Ooh-oo-hoo, ooh-oo-hoo,
ooh-oo-hoo!

(both laugh)

Man, it's so awesome
sharin' a room with you!

We're like brothers who live
with each other's mothers.

More like dudes who didn't
know each other that well,

but their moms moved in together
to save money.

I like the way I said it
'cause it rhymed.

All right, check it out.
I'm about to dunk.

Too bad we don't
have a trampoline.



That's what I had
in my old bedroom.

Trampoline?
What are you talkin' about?

Oh, it's like a sheet connected
by a spring to a frame...

Levi, I know
what a trampoline is.

You had one in your room?

It was awesome.
I miss that room.

Well...
we don't need a trampoline

to make this room
awesome!

Toss me the ball,
I'm goin' off the bed this time.

Dunk it like a bounce!

Aah! (thuds)

Nothin' but floor!

Uh, why aren't y'all
gettin' ready for school?

I was showin' Levi
how to dunk.



(laughs) Now you know
the only person in this house

who's gonna show Levi
how to dunk is me.

Watch out! Lemme take you
to flight school, chumps!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Catch it!
Spin it! Kiss it!

Huh! Hah!

Ooh!

(both laughing)

Still got it! Now if you'll excuse me,
I need put some ointment on it.

- ♪ Ohhh hey ♪
- ♪ Yo ♪

♪ Let me tell you somethin' ♪

♪ Had my vision
all worked out ♪

- ♪ But then life had other plans ♪
- ♪ Tell em, Rae ♪

♪ It's crazy when things
turn upside down ♪

♪ But you gotta get up
and take that chance ♪

♪ Maybe I'm just
finding my way now ♪

♪ Learning how to fly ♪

- ♪ And we're gonna be okay ♪
- ♪ You know I got you, right ♪

♪ We might be wild, but you
know that we make it work ♪

♪ We're just kids
caught up in a crazy world ♪

- ♪ Come on! ♪
- ♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

- ♪ Yep! We get loud! ♪
- ♪ It's Raven's Home ♪

♪ It's our crowd! ♪

♪ Might be tough, but together
we make it look good ♪

♪ Down for each other
like family should ♪

- ♪ It's Raven's Home ♪
- ♪ When it's tough ♪

- ♪ It's Raven's Home ♪
- ♪ We got love ♪

♪ 'Cause no matter
the weather ♪

♪ You know we gon' shine ♪
*RAVEN'S HOME*
Season 01 Episode 02

♪ There for each other,
you know it's our time ♪
*RAVEN'S HOME*

(Raven laughing) Yep! That's us.
Title: "Big Trouble in Little Apartment"

(laughing)

Mom, do you know
where my black boots are?

Uh, did you check
the bookshelf?

No, that's just
for my shirts and pants.

- What about the China cabinet?
- No, that's for my socks,

underwear, and large
serving spoons.

Not a lotta places
to put my stuff.

Yeah, reminds me
of that weekend

we spent
in that submarine,

- right, Rae?
- Yeah!

(laughs)
Yeah!

Why did you spend the weekend
on a submarine?

'Cause there's some things
you can't do on a boat!

(Chelsea and Raven laugh)

- Mom?
- Yeah.

Uh, I've been thinking about
our living situation.

Me too. Me too, Nia,
and let me tell you,

I have not had this
much fun in so long.

I love having Chelsea and Levi

live here,
right?

Yeah! Yeah, me too.

Yeah, could you
do me a favor

and check on your
brother and Levi?

I think your dad's gonna be here

to pick you up for
school any minute.

(doorbell rings)

Oh, hey, Devon!

Hey, Chels.
Kids ready for school?

Yeah. Think so.

Uh, you didn't have
to come up here.

I would've sent them down.

Now can't I just stop by

to say hello
to my lovely ex-wife?

Mm-hm.

You need me to tie
your tie, don't you?

- Yes! Yes.
- (laughs) Yes.

Come here.
Okay, spill it.

Why you
all fancy and spiffy?

Well, I have a big interview

today with the head
of the network.

And it's a good chance

they're finally
gonna offer me

that weekday weatherman slot.

(gasp)
Like how good of a chance,

like... like what percentage?

Chels, Chels, come here. He's about
to do it. He's about to do it.

Ooh, ooh.

Well, Raven, today's forecast

calls for
a high-pressure situation,

- but if I keep a cool front...
- Mm-hm.

I'd say I have an 85 to 90%
chance of blowin' their minds.

I don't care if we're
divorced, that is hot.

Kids:
Eww!

(laughs)
Hey, guys, you ready to go?

Yeah, just a second.

Hey, Daddy.

- Hey, Aunt Chelsea?
- Yeah?

That trampoline Levi
had in his room...

how big was it?

Well, not that big.
It couldn't have been.

It had to fit between the pinball
machine and the half-pipe.

No wonder he misses
his old room.

Movin' is the only option.

That's disappointing.

Levi's gonna move!

What are you talkin' about?

Oh, heh, it's just a song
I came up with.

L... L... Levi's gonna move...
that booty.

♪ Move that booty!
Move, move, that booty ♪

Stop talkin' about Levi's booty
and get to school.

Okay.

- That's your son!
- That's your son!

You comin', Nia?

I'm just waiting for Tess.

So? How'd it go
when you told your ma

you didn't wanna sleep
on the couch anymore?

- I didn't tell her.
- You gotta say something!

I'm not like you, Tess. I can't just
say, "Yo, I got mad love for you, Ma,

but I ain't
about that couch life."

Yo, I don't sound like that.
I got mad love for you, Mia,

but I ain't
about that impression.

She's just so happy.
I don't know what to do.

Every night I sleep
on a cushion that spent

all day absorbing my brother's
butt sweat.

And you sleep
with your mouth open!

Do you have any gum?

Yeah, but it's
butt sweat flavored.

What is wrong with you?

♪♪

Mom, you're home.
Can I talk to you for a minute?

Sure. Sure, Booker, yeah, I don't
need five minutes to unwind

after I had a long day
at work.

That's good,
'cause this is important.

I'm worried that Levi
doesn't like our room,

so I thought I'd get him some stuff
to make him feel more at home.

Ohh, aren't you sweet?

Okay, what were you thinkin'? Like,
uh, ooh, a bean bag? No, no, no.

A multi-colored light bulb?

Actually, I was thinking...
a Thunder Bounce trampoline!

What I tell you about thinking?
It don't work for you.

But it's on sale,
same-day delivery!

Free installation!

How are these words
not convincing you?

They're convincing me!

I'm sorry, are you
still talking?

'Cause I stopped listening.

♪♪ - Dramatic music playing...
(Heart beating)

♪♪

♪♪

(clicks)

(dings)

Whoa-ho-ho-ho, I'm never
felt more alive!

(laughing)

- (bedroom door slams shut)
- (door opens)

Hey, Rae, I'm home!

Oh hey, Chels.
Look at you doin' laundry!

Yeah, I thought
I'd help out.

Okay, that's cute, that's cute.

Um, this isn't our laundry.

How do you know?

Well, there's no one in this
house named "Swiz Money."

Man, I gotta go back
to the laundry room!

And fast. From the size
of these underpants,

Swiz Money is not someone you
oughta mess with. Am I right?

♪♪

(knocking on door)

Booker, you in there?

No! You can't come in.

Why?

I... just farted.

Well, can you come out here?

All right, what do you want?
Make it quick.

Well, I just wanted
to talk to you...

about Aunt Chelsea
and Levi living here.

- What about it?
- Well, you don't think

it's gonna be like this forever,
do you? -

Man, I hope so.
I love it.

Levi loves it.
Un... Unless he doesn't love it.

- Did he say something to you?
- No! No.

I just need some advice.

My advice?
But I always come to you.

Just do what you would
tell me to do.

Hey! That was
pretty good advice!

Glad I could help!

- No, I just need some...
- (door closes)

Good talk.

Thanks for bringing this
up the fire escape, buddy.

Levi's gonna love it!

♪♪

Huh? Huh-huh?
Now how great is this?

I can't believe your mom
let you get it!

Uh... Yeah. My mom just
wants you to feel at home.

If you thanked my mom,
she'd say, "Don't mention it,"

so don't.

Especially to my... mom.

Why do you keep
saying "mom" like that?

'Cause she hates it
when I call her Raven.

Come on, let's bounce.

- One! Two! Three! Four!
- One! Two! Three! Four!

6,042! 6,043!

Why'd you stop?

I got tramp cramp!

You're probably
just dehydrated.

What was your favorite drink
at your old house?

Well, I did enjoy
a sparkling pineapple juice.

One sparklin' pineapple juice
comin' up.

Sparklin' pineapple juice. It's the
fanciest thing I've ever heard!

- Hey, baby, how's it goin'?
- It'd be goin' a whole lot better

if we had some sparklin'
pineapple juice.

Sparklin' pineapple juice?
This ain't no country club.

No. No. Almond milk?

How do you milk an almond?

Uh, Booker,
what are you doing?

Freaking out. I thought Levi and Aunt
Chelsea living here was going great,

- but maybe it's not.
- Yes! Yes, exactly.

This is what I was trying
to talk to you about.

I mean, sometimes you wish things
could go back to the way they were.

Is it so wrong
to want a little privacy?

Privacy?
You think Levi wants privacy?

- I was talking about me.
- Why do you need privacy?

Nia! Nia!
Where do you keep your bras?

That!
That's why I need privacy.

That is the cutest thing
I've ever seen.

I know. I know.

She's so adorable. Okay, so she
wanted me to buy her some,

'cause she went to middle school and
she wanted to be like all the big girls,

but it's like a head band,
it's like...

(women laughing)

- Well, that is adorable!
- I know.

It's so small,
like I can just...

Hey, Mom!

I just... I just want
to put it on!

- It's so c...
- We're done talking about this!

What?

Hey, Booker.
Where'd you go?

Wait. What is that?

That's Nia's bra. Mom says it's totally
natural and nothing to laugh about.

That's a bra? I thought Mom
shrunk all my tank tops.

(forced chuckling)

I'm gonna go hang out
on the roof deck...

until college.

Well, don't forget
your bra, sweetie.

It was terrible, Tess.

She was waving my bra
all over the living room.

I can't do this anymore.

Why don't you come live with me?

You can sleep on the couch!

You know what?
As I'm saying it,

I hear everything
that's wrong with it.

I don't know what to do.

My mom is living
with her best friend,

and Booker has the little
brother he's always wanted.

I'm the only one
who isn't happy.

Then talk to your mom.
When I lost Winky the hamster,

I sat down with my mom
and we talked about it.

And when we stood up,
my problem was solved.

How?

The hamster was hiding
under her butt the whole time.

I can't talk to my mom
about this.

Well, you have to talk
to someone.

That's what parents are for.

That is
what parents are for!

Tess, you just gave me an idea!

You're a really great friend

but a terrible hamster owner.

Oh, I didn't own that hamster.
I was pet sitting.

Hey, buddy.

C... Can I come in,
or do you need some privacy?

Wow, it's nice of you to ask.
Usually you just...

I can't take this anymore!

Give it to me straight,
do you hate livin' here?

Why would I hate living here?

Because, your old room
had all this great stuff,

so I used my mom's credit card
to buy this trampoline,

but you're already sick of it, and
we don't have any pineapple juice

and now you're gonna move out!

I'm not gonna move out.

But I had a vision
of you moving.

And I don't want you to leave.

Booker, I love living here.

So I had a bunch of great stuff
at my old house.

You know what I didn't have?

Your own laser tag arena?

No. I had that.

I didn't have a brother.

I didn't have anyone
to hang out with,

but now I have you.

Yeah, you do.

But wait... if my vision
wasn't about you moving,

- who was it about?
- I don't know.

Is someone not happy
livin' here?

Let me think about this.

There's Mom,
Aunt Chelsea, you, me...

Mom, Aunt Chelsea,
you, me...

Get there.

- Oh, no, it's Nia!
- There you go.

I gotta go find her.

Uh, when did Nia put a poster of
Channing Tatum on the ceiling?

Oh, that's not Nia's. No. No, I put
that up there when I moved in.

I ain't mad at it.

Mom, have you seen Nia?

I just checked the roof deck
and she's not there.

- She isn't?
- She's nowhere

in the apartment, either.

Well, that girl knows better than to
leave this house without permission.

She tried to talk to me earlier. Somethin'
about privacy, but I wasn't listening.

I think she's upset.

Privacy?

Well, she is sleeping
in the living room.

Yeah, but she said
she was okay with that.

- What are you doin'?
- Well, I'm trackin' her phone.

You can do that?

How do you think I find you
when you get lost at the mall?

What is she doing
at Parlez Vous Cafe?

Well, hopefully ordering off the happy
hour menu. That place is expensive.

Excuse me, hi. It says
that my daughter is here.

Have you seen her?
She's kinda...

There she is,
there she is right there.

Devon?

Now why does she sneak out
to see Devon?

- Hey, Mom!
- Oh snap!

What are you doin'
out here unsupervised?

I couldn't just stay at home.

I had to find out
what's up with Nia.

That's real sweet of you, but
you know you in trouble, right?

- Dang.
- Stay outta sight.

Raven:
All right.

Ooh-wee.

Hey, Booker, you see
all these flavors?

- Wow! Yes, I can!
- Here, put these in your purse!

I guess I wondering if... maybe
I could come live with you?

- Oh, no.
- Oh, no.

♪♪

Nia, you wanna live with me?

Just for a while.

Our place is just so crazy
right now, I feel like...

like there's no room for me.

Well, have you talked
to your mom about this?

(sighs)
Not yet.

I can't believe Nia wants
to move in with her dad.

- Let's just go talk to her.
- No, no, no, we can't do that.

Then she'll think that I came
down here to spy on her.

- Isn't that what we're doing?
- Shhh!

I'm tryin' to listen!

Hi. Can I help you?

Oh. Oh, right, I need to make coffee
because I work here, got you.

Booker, I need
a cup of coffee.

Mom, it's after four,
you'll be up all night!

It's not for me!

Look, Nia, there's something
you need to know.

That job interview I had today?

I got it!

Dad, that's amazing!

But it's not in Chicago.

Look, Nia, I'm gonna be the weekday
weatherman at a station in Dallas.

You're moving?

(coffee grinder running)

Shh! Shh! Shh!
Keep it down!

It's not my fault!
We grind to order.

This is not how I wanted
to tell you.

I... I was hopin' to have you,
Book, your mom together.

Look, Nia, I would love for you
to come live with me,

but we're not talkin' about
movin' across town.

I'd be living in Texas?

Sweetheart, listen,
this is a huge change, okay?

But if it's what you want...

then we could talk
to your mom about it.

- (flicking switch)
- (steam blasting)

(banging on machine)

What did you do?

I don't know, I pushed a bunch of
buttons and I think I broke it!

(machine shaking and whining)

What is goin' on back there?

(steam shooting out)

(crash)

Uh-oh! Gotta go!

(both thud)

Nia will be home any second. Go act like
you've been in your room all night.

She's not really gonna
leave, is she?

- I hope not.
- But if she stays,

she still in more trouble
than I am,

- right?
- Go to your room, go to your room!

Hey, Rae, I'm glad you're home, I
really need to show you something.

Chels, Devon is moving to Texas,
and I think Nia's moving with him.

What? Are you sure?

Yes, no, I don't know, maybe!

Chels, I can't have
my baby girl leave me.

Hey, Rae. I hope you weren't
worried, but Nia was with me.

Thanks, Devon.

I'm just glad
she's safe.

Talk to your mom? Okay.

Baby, what's goin' on?

I don't know
how to say this, but...

Hey, guys, if I could get
your attention real quick.

I just wanna
show you something.

Hey, Chels? Could I
talk to my daughter?

Nia... you can talk to me
about anything.

You know that, right?

Okay, I love having Aunt
Chelsea and Levi here, but...

I feel like
there's no room for me.

My whole life
is out in front of everybody.

I really wanna be okay
with it, but I'm not.

Sweetheart, why didn't you
tell me this sooner?

You were so happy, and... and
Booker loves living with Levi.

I didn't want to be
the one to ruin things.

No, no, sweetie, you're...
You can't ruin anything.

I'm sorry I didn't realize
you're unhappy.

Guys, real quick. If I could
just show you something.

Hey, Chels. Really!

Not now!

All right. Okay. Okay.

Listen, baby girl.
You and your brother

are the best things
that ever happened to me.

So there's nothing more
important than your happiness.

All right? We're gonna
find a way to fix this.

Mmm, I love you,

but I do have
a confession to make.

(whispering)
Uh... I was at the cafe tonight.

(whispering)
I know.

(normal voice)
You blew up a coffee cart.

But I did it
because I love you.

(laughs)

Please don't move.

I don't wanna move.

I don't want you to move.

You won't have to!

I'm sorry, I just really need
to show you guys something!

Surprise! (laughs)

Oh my gosh! It's my old
room, but... but better.

Chels, you did this?

Oh, Levi helped.

I mean, I may not be good at
laundry, you know, or cooking,

but I can redecorate a bedroom,
like a boss! (laughs)

I love it!

Thank you, Aunt Chels.

That was really cool of you
and Aunt Chels.

It's best for everyone.
Movin' is the only option.

That's disappointing.

That was my vision! This is why
I thought you were moving!

Did you see this box break?

'Cause that would've been
nice to know.

Thanks, again, Aunt Chels.

Is that Channing Tatum?

Oh, yeah.
Yeah, he's comin' with me.

Wait.
You're not leaving, are you?

Oh, no, no.
I got a roommate.

- Who's your roommate?
- You.

Say what?

Hey, Chels, where'd you get
these bunk beds?

You know that vacant lot where
everybody dumps their old stuff?

- Chels!
- Right next to that is a furniture store.

Hey, Chels?
I just wanna say thank you.

You may not be great
at housework, but...

this house wouldn't work
without you.

Oh, Rae, I... I'm really glad
I... returned that trampoline

and got these bunk beds, so you
can't see me cryin' right now.

What trampoline?

(knocking on door)

- Hey.
- Hey.

(chuckles)
I saw you at the cafe.

Ohh, huh!
I see where this is goin'.

I was just tryin' to help.

Everyone thinks I'm
just this good-lookin',

naturally shredded,
slam dunk master.

Nobody thinks that.

But, I messed up today.

You tried to talk to me
and I shut you out.

I promise I will never
ignore you again.

Hmm... yeah, you will.

- Yeah, I totally will.
- (both laugh)

Man, I can't believe
Dad's moving.

At least I'm not
losing you, too.

I'm not going anywhere.

Booker Baxter-Carter,
I know

you did not buy
that trampoline

I told you not to
buy on my credit card!

Sorry, Book. I'm out!

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Sync corrections - by srjanapala

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