Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja (2012–2015): Season 1, Episode 22 - Grave Puncher: The Movie! - full transcript
- ¶ Go, Ninja! ¶
- [Randy] I was chosen
to protect my school
from the forces of evil.
I am the Ninja.
I am Randy Cunningham.
¶ Smoke bomb! ¶
- [bell ringing]
- S'up, carp?
The smell in the air.
It's romance.
Tonight's the "Magical Night
Under the Stars Dance."
So this is your last chance
to find a date.
[gasps] Howard.
We have to get dates!
[both laughing]
Dates.
Dates are for dudes
who don't have bros
to play vids with.
[both gasping]
[boy whistling]
Oh!
Hi. I'm Amanda Levay.
This is my homeroom,
so, see ya'.
- You hear that?
- She said...
[both] See ya'.
I'm so asking her
to the dance.
- [Howard grunting]
- [Randy] Get in line.
Wow. There actually
is a line.
You're like,
good-looking and stuff.
Prefer a man
with a dark side?
Hate to zing
my own praises,
but if you're into laughs,
I'm your fella.
Oh, I would love to go to
the dance with each of you,
but I'm looking
for the boy...
No, man, who understands
true beauty.
I understand true beauty.
I understand I'm
looking right at it.
That's exactly
the kind of cheesy line
you'll never hear
if you go out with me.
Mmm, if I could only
go with all of you.
Alas, my heart belongs
only to whomever
shows me the one thing
in this school
that is truly beautiful.
[all mumbling] Beautiful.
- [boy] Hey, watch it!
- Freeze it, you mopes.
No one goes anywhere
without a hall pass.
And I hate
writing hall passes!
Lucky for you,
the missus got me
a McPass-Master
hall pass printer.
Push the button,
get a pass.
[buzzer sounding]
Uh, Mr. Bannister?
Your McPass-Master
seems to have, uh...
passed us over.
McPass-Master has spoken.
Go sit down!
Hmm?
[kissing]
[sniffing] Ahh.
Dead flowers,
putrefied flesh,
and, uh... lavender.
It's her!
It's the Sorcerer!
[Sorcerer laughing]
Yes. For eternity,
you shall...
[Sorceress] ...suffer.
[laughing]
You dare interfere?
You like to play rough,
do you?
[laughing]
[Sorcerer] Separately,
we were powerful.
Together, we were
nearly invincible.
Until...
Ah! What have you done?
Ninja banished her
to the Land of Shadows.
The Sorceress
has one weakness.
She cannot see true beauty.
By sealing me in this tomb
with the Eye of Eternities,
the Ninja thought
she'd never find me.
And yet, she is near.
[sniffs] This is not
truly beautiful.
[Bash] It's a ham.
- Real beaut, too.
- [sniffs] Uh-uh.
Man, I thought Bash
had it for sure.
That ham was a stunner.
Someone's gonna find the most
beautiful thing in the school.
It's only a matter of time.
Nyctimene robinsoni,
the tube-nosed bat.
Sculpted from ear wax.
If we're gonna get out
of this classroom,
we need to work together.
But once we're on
the other side of that door,
- we go our separate ways.
- Deal. You ready?
Uh, you know it!
Here we go, bloody nose,
concerned friend,
and action!
- [sobbing]
- It's OK,
you're gonna make it.
It's way better
than it looks.
Halt! You may not
leave this room
without McPass-Master's
permission.
No time, Mr. B!
We got a gusher here.
- Good luck to you.
- Oh, no.
You good luck to you.
Ha! You're never
gonna find it.
[laughs] I'm gonna find it.
I'm gonna find it hard,
and when I do
it's gonna be insane.
Your Nomicon's ringing.
I think you have
to take that.
[groans]
I have to take that.
Have fun not finding the most
beautiful thing in school.
Which is what I'll be doing
while you're in the...
...Nomicon.
[shuddering]
"The eyes can be deceived
but the nose always knows."
Cute, Ninja-Nomicon.
I mean, not helpful,
but cute.
[groaning]
Didn't find it.
Did you?
No.
What'd your dumb book say?
It said,
"The nose always knows."
Great.
Now we know even less.
It also said
the eye deceives.
An eye is part of a face,
so is a nose, and ears.
Did the Nomicon
say anything about ears?
No! So we need something
that has eyes and a nose,
but no ears.
The Carp's Eye!
Above its nose and no ears.
It's the most beautiful thing
in the school.
It is also full
of ancient bird demon
that possessed me,
remember!
Yes, but... Amanda.
We found it, Howard!
You mean I found it,
Cunningham.
You wouldn't dare!
- I gotta show you something.
- [Randy] Hey, Amanda!
Amanda!
[grunting]
- [Howard laughing]
- [Amanda] Hey.
- What's going on?
- No.
You are not
leaving this classroom
under any circumstances.
McPass-Master has spoken.
[growling]
Well?
[sniffing] Mmm.
[chuckles] And to think
it was under my nose
- all this time.
- I know, right?
You see, Amanda,
the eye can be deceived,
but the nose always knows.
That's how I found it.
- I found it.
- But really, I found it.
- Let's talk dance.
- [kissing]
- Boys?
- [Howard] Mm-hmm?
[Randy] Yes?
Leave me!
[both] OK.
To once more do horrible,
terrible things together.
[Sorcerer] Ahh.
Such sweet misery.
[laughing]
[shouting]
Hey, Amanda never told us
who's taking her to the dance.
I should probably
go back and ask her.
Hoo-hoo, no, you don't.
I'll go ask her.
What the juice?!
[groaning]
She's all yours,
Cunningham.
Uh, Amanda,
or scary skull lady,
or whoever you are.
It is on.
Smoke bomb!
[grunts]
Ah, Ninja.
I've waited centuries
for this.
Then you waited centuries
to get your butt kicked!
Ninja Butt Kick!
Ninja.
Amanda.
Not Amanda!
Oh!
Well, well. You can resist
the Sorceress, but...
...Amanda wants you
to stand perfectly still.
Amanda.
Can you do that for me,
sweetie?
Uh-huh.
Curse you for making me
hold this repulsive form.
It's so not repulsive.
You're only slowing down
my reunion with...
...the Sorcerer.
Wait, the Sorcerer?
The Sorcerer's down there?
Ninja Sp...
[groaning]
Eyes deceived.
Can't use eyes.
But the nose knows.
Ninja Smell-O-Vision.
Wow. Anyone tell you
that you smell bad?
Like really bad.
Ninja Duck, Ninja Flip.
Ninja Slide, Ninja Slide.
Yeah, baby.
Ah, come on!
[laughing]
Boys. Boys, I need help.
Boys?
[sniffing]
[Howard] We're here,
my love.
[Bash] Get the Ninja!
[Howard] Save Amanda.
Howard, Bash?
Bucky?
OK, guys,
I know Amanda's hot.
Super hot,
but she's not...
[cracking]
Yes!
[Bash] Elbow drop!
[all grunting]
Ninja Taste Of
Her Own Medicine.
Uh, fellas.
[kissing]
The Ninja's moving in
on our girl.
- Get him!
- [Amanda] No!
Get back, you animals!
Ninja Flip.
[screaming]
No!
[Ninja] You guys OK?
Amanda.
You can't have Amanda!
Trust me,
I don't want her.
[hissing]
Whoa. She ain't pretty.
She's ugly.
OK, Sorceress.
Time to finish this.
Soon, Ninja.
The fight has only begun.
[roaring]
- [sniffing]
- [both] Ew!
Smells like baloney
and dead fish.
[Randy] The nose did not
need to know that.
[Heidi] Thanks to the Ninja,
tonight's dance really is
under the stars.
Cunningham,
we can never let a girl
come between us again.
Deal?
Deal.
Wanna go to my house
and get our Grave Punch on?
Hey. Wanna dance?
- Sure do.
- She asked me.
Come on, Cunningham,
let me have this one.
Forget it.
800 years has done nothing to
diminish your strength, Ninja.
So I must regain mine.
[laughing]
[bell ringing]
I said, "Ma, I know
hand cream's expensive.
Why do you think
I clipped the coupon?"
- [Bash] Hey, that guy!
- [all gasping]
I just remembered
I have an appointment.
[gasps]
Uh... what's up, Bash?
Wanna be friends together?
Um, of course.
Yeah, I mean,
who wouldn't want
to be your friend?
Hmm. Hmm?
[shrieking]
Wha... what?!
What the juice was that?
You thought I was gonna
shake your hand regular.
But instead,
you got 'lectrocuted.
Ha-ha, oh.
I guess you got me.
Yeah, I'm gonna be
getting you a lot.
'Cause I got all these
wicked funny pranking things
from my stepdad's
science guy.
It's Bash's Prank-fest!
And I'm Bash. Yeah!
[laughing]
- [groaning]
- Hmm?
I already hate Prank-fest.
[laughing]
[giggles] "Kick me."
How clever.
Let me guess.
Now I get kicked.
How'd you know?
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[shrieking]
My Twirl Captain assured me
this was impossible!
[all laughing]
Bash is close.
I can feel it.
Relax, Cunningham.
It's not that hard
to outsmart Bash.
You just gotta
keep your eyes open.
- [beeping]
- [Howard] Huh?
Incoming!
I'm hit! It's...
Uh... what is this?
[Bash] Sticky Sparkle.
You got pranked!
[all laughing]
[groaning]
How Bruce would it be
to prank Bash
in front of
the entire school?
On a scale of one to ten,
that would be a Bruce-leven!
We need something special.
Something guaranteed
to deliver mega humiliation.
If we pranked Bash,
we'd be looking at
sophomore-level respect,
fo sho!
Maybe even unpopular junior.
Hmm?
Think on that.
I gotta take a Ninja-Nomicon.
[Randy] Huh?
[shouting]
"He who crosses the line
must prepare for the fall
that follows."
You're right, Nomicon.
Bash has crossed the line,
and he must fall.
Big time!
[shouting]
[groaning]
Howard, I know what
we're going to do.
Oh, good.
'Cause I got glitter
in places I don't
want to think about.
- You mean on your...
- Yes.
- And in your...
- Yes.
And up your...
Said I don't want
to think about it!
Once we're done with Bash,
he's never gonna prank again.
If you guys pull this off,
you deserve...
- Sophomore-level respect?
- At least.
Fish sticks,
I'm eating you first.
Then I'm coming after you,
apple sauce.
And don't think you're
escaping, chocolate milk.
OK, he's coming.
Act natural.
[all muttering, laughing]
Whoa! Flippin' rocks!
Hey! I got gravy
in my no-no spots!
[shouting]
Smashing success,
Cunningham.
Wait for it.
Never bring a glitter bomb
to a gravy and bean fight.
[all laughing]
Pranks are only funny
when they happen
to people
who aren't Bash.
We did it, Howard.
The ultimate prank.
Yeah, it's amazing.
I feel like a whole new person.
[all chanting]
Randy. Howard.
Party at my house
this weekend.
Sophomores and above.
But we can make an exception
for you guys.
[both] Sophomore-level respect!
[cawing]
[groaning]
That one's played out.
Spin it again.
Hannibal, Bashford called.
He says the pranks
are such a hit.
His schoolmates
are asking for more.
I've already given him
every product
from the McFist Industries
Novelty and Tomfoolery Division.
Oh, poo.
You made her poo, Viceroy,
not good.
What's this thingamabob?
Give him this!
That's not a prank.
That's an untested
molecular transmogrifier.
It fires a ray
that randomly transforms
the molecules of one object
into another object.
Perfect! I love it.
Give it to the boy.
The MT is
a highly unpredictable
and extremely dangerous
apparatus.
- [kissing]
- [exclaiming]
I said give it
to the boy!
Mm-kay.
[laughing]
Yeah.
I'm gonna call you
Prank-Zooka.
You are advised to read
this instruction manual.
Yeah. Now smash that pie
in your face!
[sighing]
Whoo! I love this thing.
Come on, Prank-Zooka.
Let's go prank
those prankers
what pranked Bash Johnson,
with a prank!
- [all cheering]
- [fanfare playing]
Sophomore-level respect.
Till I find out
who pranked me,
I'm gonna prank the cheese
out of the whole school!
- Yeah!
- [kid] Oh, no!
How am I supposed
to grade these dishes?
[shouting]
Hope you enjoyed your
sophomore-level respect
- while it lasted.
- Don't worry.
Bash will never find out we
were the ones who pranked him.
You pranked me.
Want to know how I found out?
I was standing right here
when you said it.
- [shouts]
- Nice.
Listen, Bash, surely
we can work this out...
No!
It's doing stuff
it ain't supposed to do.
[both gasping]
[shouts]
[screaming]
My worst nightmare
has come to life!
[roaring]
[screaming] Help me!
[Howard] Help me!
Hang on, buddy.
Oh, it's on my face,
it's on my face!
- What are you doing?
- It's toilet water.
I know it's toilet water.
I'm swimming in it!
Toilet, I know I've done some
unspeakable things to you,
but this time
you went too far!
[all screaming]
[Julian shrieking]
It's my hair!
- It's in my hair!
- Ninja Bat Slap!
Ninja! Squeezing me.
[Bash screaming]
Get away from me,
crazy walking gun!
Huh?
- [farting]
- What?
Ha-ha!
The Ninja ripped one.
- More than one.
- [all laughing]
No, that's not me,
I swear.
- [farting sound]
- [Bash laughing]
Seriously, what'd
you eat for lunch?
Still not me.
Enough of this.
You're going down,
Prank-Zooka. Ninja Ring.
[farting sounds]
[laughing]
Why did you bring
this thing to school?
Don't blame me,
my pranks were funny.
Them two shoobs violated
the spirit and camaraderie
- of Bash's Prank-Fest.
- [farting sounds]
"He who crosses the line
must prepare for the fall
that follows."
Yeah, pranking Bash
like that
may have been a bit
over the line.
[farting sounds]
[screaming]
[gasps] OK, a lot
over the line.
How do I stop this thing?
"Fall that follows."
He's gotta follow me.
Oh, Prank-Zooka.
Ninja Catch Me If You Can.
[chickens clucking]
No, no, no, no!
- [panting]
- [roaring]
Hey.
Come and get me.
Should have stretched first.
Smoke bomb!
You just crossed the line.
And here comes the fall.
You got pranked!
[crackling]
- [gasping]
- [buzzing]
[grunts, giggling]
I think we've seen that pranks
can cross the line.
So I say no more pranks.
Everybody cool with that?
- [all agreeing]
- Bash?
- [shrieking]
- [all laughing]
Ninja Electro-Ball.
Oh, and...
smoke bomb!
[McFist] Viceroy!
Guess who got into trouble
with his wife
because your
Tranma-whatchmacallit
got his stepson suspended!
Ooh, I do like
guessing games.
Then guess who's
Bash-sitting all week!
Sweet. Monster maker!
I was having
such a nice day.
- What's it do?
- Ahh!
- Hey, check it out.
- [shrieking]
[roaring]
[laughing]
Wow, people
are pretty mad at us
for causing Bash
to unleash the Prank-Zooka.
Uh, how long do you think
they're gonna hold a grudge?
[kid 1] Flour bomb!
- I'm sure that's it.
- [kid 2] Jelly bomb!
OK, never mind.
Oh, look at us,
Cunningham.
Was it really worth
all this just to get
sophomore-level respect?
[both] Totally!
[screaming]
[Bash] I got gravy
in my no-no spots!
- [Randy] I was chosen
to protect my school
from the forces of evil.
I am the Ninja.
I am Randy Cunningham.
¶ Smoke bomb! ¶
- [bell ringing]
- S'up, carp?
The smell in the air.
It's romance.
Tonight's the "Magical Night
Under the Stars Dance."
So this is your last chance
to find a date.
[gasps] Howard.
We have to get dates!
[both laughing]
Dates.
Dates are for dudes
who don't have bros
to play vids with.
[both gasping]
[boy whistling]
Oh!
Hi. I'm Amanda Levay.
This is my homeroom,
so, see ya'.
- You hear that?
- She said...
[both] See ya'.
I'm so asking her
to the dance.
- [Howard grunting]
- [Randy] Get in line.
Wow. There actually
is a line.
You're like,
good-looking and stuff.
Prefer a man
with a dark side?
Hate to zing
my own praises,
but if you're into laughs,
I'm your fella.
Oh, I would love to go to
the dance with each of you,
but I'm looking
for the boy...
No, man, who understands
true beauty.
I understand true beauty.
I understand I'm
looking right at it.
That's exactly
the kind of cheesy line
you'll never hear
if you go out with me.
Mmm, if I could only
go with all of you.
Alas, my heart belongs
only to whomever
shows me the one thing
in this school
that is truly beautiful.
[all mumbling] Beautiful.
- [boy] Hey, watch it!
- Freeze it, you mopes.
No one goes anywhere
without a hall pass.
And I hate
writing hall passes!
Lucky for you,
the missus got me
a McPass-Master
hall pass printer.
Push the button,
get a pass.
[buzzer sounding]
Uh, Mr. Bannister?
Your McPass-Master
seems to have, uh...
passed us over.
McPass-Master has spoken.
Go sit down!
Hmm?
[kissing]
[sniffing] Ahh.
Dead flowers,
putrefied flesh,
and, uh... lavender.
It's her!
It's the Sorcerer!
[Sorcerer laughing]
Yes. For eternity,
you shall...
[Sorceress] ...suffer.
[laughing]
You dare interfere?
You like to play rough,
do you?
[laughing]
[Sorcerer] Separately,
we were powerful.
Together, we were
nearly invincible.
Until...
Ah! What have you done?
Ninja banished her
to the Land of Shadows.
The Sorceress
has one weakness.
She cannot see true beauty.
By sealing me in this tomb
with the Eye of Eternities,
the Ninja thought
she'd never find me.
And yet, she is near.
[sniffs] This is not
truly beautiful.
[Bash] It's a ham.
- Real beaut, too.
- [sniffs] Uh-uh.
Man, I thought Bash
had it for sure.
That ham was a stunner.
Someone's gonna find the most
beautiful thing in the school.
It's only a matter of time.
Nyctimene robinsoni,
the tube-nosed bat.
Sculpted from ear wax.
If we're gonna get out
of this classroom,
we need to work together.
But once we're on
the other side of that door,
- we go our separate ways.
- Deal. You ready?
Uh, you know it!
Here we go, bloody nose,
concerned friend,
and action!
- [sobbing]
- It's OK,
you're gonna make it.
It's way better
than it looks.
Halt! You may not
leave this room
without McPass-Master's
permission.
No time, Mr. B!
We got a gusher here.
- Good luck to you.
- Oh, no.
You good luck to you.
Ha! You're never
gonna find it.
[laughs] I'm gonna find it.
I'm gonna find it hard,
and when I do
it's gonna be insane.
Your Nomicon's ringing.
I think you have
to take that.
[groans]
I have to take that.
Have fun not finding the most
beautiful thing in school.
Which is what I'll be doing
while you're in the...
...Nomicon.
[shuddering]
"The eyes can be deceived
but the nose always knows."
Cute, Ninja-Nomicon.
I mean, not helpful,
but cute.
[groaning]
Didn't find it.
Did you?
No.
What'd your dumb book say?
It said,
"The nose always knows."
Great.
Now we know even less.
It also said
the eye deceives.
An eye is part of a face,
so is a nose, and ears.
Did the Nomicon
say anything about ears?
No! So we need something
that has eyes and a nose,
but no ears.
The Carp's Eye!
Above its nose and no ears.
It's the most beautiful thing
in the school.
It is also full
of ancient bird demon
that possessed me,
remember!
Yes, but... Amanda.
We found it, Howard!
You mean I found it,
Cunningham.
You wouldn't dare!
- I gotta show you something.
- [Randy] Hey, Amanda!
Amanda!
[grunting]
- [Howard laughing]
- [Amanda] Hey.
- What's going on?
- No.
You are not
leaving this classroom
under any circumstances.
McPass-Master has spoken.
[growling]
Well?
[sniffing] Mmm.
[chuckles] And to think
it was under my nose
- all this time.
- I know, right?
You see, Amanda,
the eye can be deceived,
but the nose always knows.
That's how I found it.
- I found it.
- But really, I found it.
- Let's talk dance.
- [kissing]
- Boys?
- [Howard] Mm-hmm?
[Randy] Yes?
Leave me!
[both] OK.
To once more do horrible,
terrible things together.
[Sorcerer] Ahh.
Such sweet misery.
[laughing]
[shouting]
Hey, Amanda never told us
who's taking her to the dance.
I should probably
go back and ask her.
Hoo-hoo, no, you don't.
I'll go ask her.
What the juice?!
[groaning]
She's all yours,
Cunningham.
Uh, Amanda,
or scary skull lady,
or whoever you are.
It is on.
Smoke bomb!
[grunts]
Ah, Ninja.
I've waited centuries
for this.
Then you waited centuries
to get your butt kicked!
Ninja Butt Kick!
Ninja.
Amanda.
Not Amanda!
Oh!
Well, well. You can resist
the Sorceress, but...
...Amanda wants you
to stand perfectly still.
Amanda.
Can you do that for me,
sweetie?
Uh-huh.
Curse you for making me
hold this repulsive form.
It's so not repulsive.
You're only slowing down
my reunion with...
...the Sorcerer.
Wait, the Sorcerer?
The Sorcerer's down there?
Ninja Sp...
[groaning]
Eyes deceived.
Can't use eyes.
But the nose knows.
Ninja Smell-O-Vision.
Wow. Anyone tell you
that you smell bad?
Like really bad.
Ninja Duck, Ninja Flip.
Ninja Slide, Ninja Slide.
Yeah, baby.
Ah, come on!
[laughing]
Boys. Boys, I need help.
Boys?
[sniffing]
[Howard] We're here,
my love.
[Bash] Get the Ninja!
[Howard] Save Amanda.
Howard, Bash?
Bucky?
OK, guys,
I know Amanda's hot.
Super hot,
but she's not...
[cracking]
Yes!
[Bash] Elbow drop!
[all grunting]
Ninja Taste Of
Her Own Medicine.
Uh, fellas.
[kissing]
The Ninja's moving in
on our girl.
- Get him!
- [Amanda] No!
Get back, you animals!
Ninja Flip.
[screaming]
No!
[Ninja] You guys OK?
Amanda.
You can't have Amanda!
Trust me,
I don't want her.
[hissing]
Whoa. She ain't pretty.
She's ugly.
OK, Sorceress.
Time to finish this.
Soon, Ninja.
The fight has only begun.
[roaring]
- [sniffing]
- [both] Ew!
Smells like baloney
and dead fish.
[Randy] The nose did not
need to know that.
[Heidi] Thanks to the Ninja,
tonight's dance really is
under the stars.
Cunningham,
we can never let a girl
come between us again.
Deal?
Deal.
Wanna go to my house
and get our Grave Punch on?
Hey. Wanna dance?
- Sure do.
- She asked me.
Come on, Cunningham,
let me have this one.
Forget it.
800 years has done nothing to
diminish your strength, Ninja.
So I must regain mine.
[laughing]
[bell ringing]
I said, "Ma, I know
hand cream's expensive.
Why do you think
I clipped the coupon?"
- [Bash] Hey, that guy!
- [all gasping]
I just remembered
I have an appointment.
[gasps]
Uh... what's up, Bash?
Wanna be friends together?
Um, of course.
Yeah, I mean,
who wouldn't want
to be your friend?
Hmm. Hmm?
[shrieking]
Wha... what?!
What the juice was that?
You thought I was gonna
shake your hand regular.
But instead,
you got 'lectrocuted.
Ha-ha, oh.
I guess you got me.
Yeah, I'm gonna be
getting you a lot.
'Cause I got all these
wicked funny pranking things
from my stepdad's
science guy.
It's Bash's Prank-fest!
And I'm Bash. Yeah!
[laughing]
- [groaning]
- Hmm?
I already hate Prank-fest.
[laughing]
[giggles] "Kick me."
How clever.
Let me guess.
Now I get kicked.
How'd you know?
Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[shrieking]
My Twirl Captain assured me
this was impossible!
[all laughing]
Bash is close.
I can feel it.
Relax, Cunningham.
It's not that hard
to outsmart Bash.
You just gotta
keep your eyes open.
- [beeping]
- [Howard] Huh?
Incoming!
I'm hit! It's...
Uh... what is this?
[Bash] Sticky Sparkle.
You got pranked!
[all laughing]
[groaning]
How Bruce would it be
to prank Bash
in front of
the entire school?
On a scale of one to ten,
that would be a Bruce-leven!
We need something special.
Something guaranteed
to deliver mega humiliation.
If we pranked Bash,
we'd be looking at
sophomore-level respect,
fo sho!
Maybe even unpopular junior.
Hmm?
Think on that.
I gotta take a Ninja-Nomicon.
[Randy] Huh?
[shouting]
"He who crosses the line
must prepare for the fall
that follows."
You're right, Nomicon.
Bash has crossed the line,
and he must fall.
Big time!
[shouting]
[groaning]
Howard, I know what
we're going to do.
Oh, good.
'Cause I got glitter
in places I don't
want to think about.
- You mean on your...
- Yes.
- And in your...
- Yes.
And up your...
Said I don't want
to think about it!
Once we're done with Bash,
he's never gonna prank again.
If you guys pull this off,
you deserve...
- Sophomore-level respect?
- At least.
Fish sticks,
I'm eating you first.
Then I'm coming after you,
apple sauce.
And don't think you're
escaping, chocolate milk.
OK, he's coming.
Act natural.
[all muttering, laughing]
Whoa! Flippin' rocks!
Hey! I got gravy
in my no-no spots!
[shouting]
Smashing success,
Cunningham.
Wait for it.
Never bring a glitter bomb
to a gravy and bean fight.
[all laughing]
Pranks are only funny
when they happen
to people
who aren't Bash.
We did it, Howard.
The ultimate prank.
Yeah, it's amazing.
I feel like a whole new person.
[all chanting]
Randy. Howard.
Party at my house
this weekend.
Sophomores and above.
But we can make an exception
for you guys.
[both] Sophomore-level respect!
[cawing]
[groaning]
That one's played out.
Spin it again.
Hannibal, Bashford called.
He says the pranks
are such a hit.
His schoolmates
are asking for more.
I've already given him
every product
from the McFist Industries
Novelty and Tomfoolery Division.
Oh, poo.
You made her poo, Viceroy,
not good.
What's this thingamabob?
Give him this!
That's not a prank.
That's an untested
molecular transmogrifier.
It fires a ray
that randomly transforms
the molecules of one object
into another object.
Perfect! I love it.
Give it to the boy.
The MT is
a highly unpredictable
and extremely dangerous
apparatus.
- [kissing]
- [exclaiming]
I said give it
to the boy!
Mm-kay.
[laughing]
Yeah.
I'm gonna call you
Prank-Zooka.
You are advised to read
this instruction manual.
Yeah. Now smash that pie
in your face!
[sighing]
Whoo! I love this thing.
Come on, Prank-Zooka.
Let's go prank
those prankers
what pranked Bash Johnson,
with a prank!
- [all cheering]
- [fanfare playing]
Sophomore-level respect.
Till I find out
who pranked me,
I'm gonna prank the cheese
out of the whole school!
- Yeah!
- [kid] Oh, no!
How am I supposed
to grade these dishes?
[shouting]
Hope you enjoyed your
sophomore-level respect
- while it lasted.
- Don't worry.
Bash will never find out we
were the ones who pranked him.
You pranked me.
Want to know how I found out?
I was standing right here
when you said it.
- [shouts]
- Nice.
Listen, Bash, surely
we can work this out...
No!
It's doing stuff
it ain't supposed to do.
[both gasping]
[shouts]
[screaming]
My worst nightmare
has come to life!
[roaring]
[screaming] Help me!
[Howard] Help me!
Hang on, buddy.
Oh, it's on my face,
it's on my face!
- What are you doing?
- It's toilet water.
I know it's toilet water.
I'm swimming in it!
Toilet, I know I've done some
unspeakable things to you,
but this time
you went too far!
[all screaming]
[Julian shrieking]
It's my hair!
- It's in my hair!
- Ninja Bat Slap!
Ninja! Squeezing me.
[Bash screaming]
Get away from me,
crazy walking gun!
Huh?
- [farting]
- What?
Ha-ha!
The Ninja ripped one.
- More than one.
- [all laughing]
No, that's not me,
I swear.
- [farting sound]
- [Bash laughing]
Seriously, what'd
you eat for lunch?
Still not me.
Enough of this.
You're going down,
Prank-Zooka. Ninja Ring.
[farting sounds]
[laughing]
Why did you bring
this thing to school?
Don't blame me,
my pranks were funny.
Them two shoobs violated
the spirit and camaraderie
- of Bash's Prank-Fest.
- [farting sounds]
"He who crosses the line
must prepare for the fall
that follows."
Yeah, pranking Bash
like that
may have been a bit
over the line.
[farting sounds]
[screaming]
[gasps] OK, a lot
over the line.
How do I stop this thing?
"Fall that follows."
He's gotta follow me.
Oh, Prank-Zooka.
Ninja Catch Me If You Can.
[chickens clucking]
No, no, no, no!
- [panting]
- [roaring]
Hey.
Come and get me.
Should have stretched first.
Smoke bomb!
You just crossed the line.
And here comes the fall.
You got pranked!
[crackling]
- [gasping]
- [buzzing]
[grunts, giggling]
I think we've seen that pranks
can cross the line.
So I say no more pranks.
Everybody cool with that?
- [all agreeing]
- Bash?
- [shrieking]
- [all laughing]
Ninja Electro-Ball.
Oh, and...
smoke bomb!
[McFist] Viceroy!
Guess who got into trouble
with his wife
because your
Tranma-whatchmacallit
got his stepson suspended!
Ooh, I do like
guessing games.
Then guess who's
Bash-sitting all week!
Sweet. Monster maker!
I was having
such a nice day.
- What's it do?
- Ahh!
- Hey, check it out.
- [shrieking]
[roaring]
[laughing]
Wow, people
are pretty mad at us
for causing Bash
to unleash the Prank-Zooka.
Uh, how long do you think
they're gonna hold a grudge?
[kid 1] Flour bomb!
- I'm sure that's it.
- [kid 2] Jelly bomb!
OK, never mind.
Oh, look at us,
Cunningham.
Was it really worth
all this just to get
sophomore-level respect?
[both] Totally!
[screaming]
[Bash] I got gravy
in my no-no spots!