Randy Cunningham: 9th Grade Ninja (2012–2015): Season 1, Episode 14 - Monster Drill - full transcript
- ¶ Go, Ninja! ¶
- [Randy] I was chosen
to protect my school
from the forces of evil.
I am the Ninja.
I am Randy Cunningham.
¶ Smoke bomb! ¶
[grunting]
Hey, Ninja-nomicon.
Guess whose ridiculous
waterfall challenge
is about to get got!
Boom! Yours.
[shouting]
[groaning]
What?
[shouting]
What does
climbing a waterfall
have to do with
kicking butt anyway?
I should be learning
awesome fighting moves
like ultimate punches
and ultimate kicks,
and ultimate kick-punches.
Hmm. Really?
[fish squeaking]
How am I gonna be
a master ninja
if I spend all my time
getting fish-slapped?
"The tiger who refuses
to get his paws wet
catches no fish."
I don't want to catch fish,
I want to punch them.
Not punch fish,
I want to punch bad guys.
So to you I say,
a cannonball.
I'm so sick of not getting
straight answers
- from the Nomicon.
- [toilet flushing]
Sounds like you've got
a McQuestion.
- A McWhat?
- Allow me to McSplain.
Thanks to my new McFist Pad,
I have the entire Internet
in my pocket.
Ask anything,
anything at all.
McFist Pad, go!
What does becoming
a master ninja
have to do with
wet tiger paws?
[McFist Pad] Searching.
Master Ninja Tiger Paw.
[funky music playing]
[man] When you facing down
a bunch of thugs from the hood,
you show 'em what's up
with your Tiger Paw!
[yelling]
Brock Octane's Tiger Paw.
Is exactly the kind
of straightforward
super Bruce move the Nomicon
should be teaching me.
[toilet flushing]
The McFist Pad
is way less confusing
than the Nomicon.
[McFist Pad] Don't forget
to wash your hands.
- And it's hilarious.
- ¶ McFist Pad, wow ¶
All right, Mr. Grumpy,
it's me against you.
One of us
is getting flushed.
And this time
it's not gonna be me!
[straining]
That ain't the funny sound
I'm used to hearing.
Upside down six?
Hey, I got that same number on
the back of my football jersey.
You have arrived
at your destination.
How did we ever find our
lockers before McFist Pad?
I don't know and
I don't wanna know.
Guess who's gonna be surprised
when they find out
I've already mastered
the Ninja Tiger Paw?
Here's a hint.
It's square
with a little ninja
in the middle,
and it's not
in my backpack!
It's in here,
it's gotta be in here.
Oh, man, it's not in here!
I gotta find it.
Why? We have
the McFist Pad now.
It's an 800-year-old book
of secret ninja wisdom.
I don't have 800 years
of secret wisdom, do you?
I have to get it back.
To the bathroom!
I'll be here.
[gasping] Seriously?
My arch-enemy's stepson,
are you kidding me?
[bell ringing]
[gasping]
Bash! Bash,
what up, bro?
Hey, that book you
found in the bathroom?
It's actually mine,
and, um...
- What book?
- Hmm?
- [yelling] What did
you do with it?!
- Get off of me!
I gave all my books to
the homework-doing kid.
The one what does
everybody's homework.
Homework-doing kid?
Homework-doing kid.
Bucky! To the library.
[muttering]
Ooh, that's nice.
Oh, that book
looked like it had
non-school board
approved ideas in it
so I gave it
to the principal.
To the principal's office!
[muttering]
Oh, that book was too big
for my Word Gobbler.
- [gasping]
- So, I gave it to Coach Green
for flamethrower practice.
To the gym!
[muttering]
[shouting] No!
Nomicon.
Is it really you?
McFist Pad suggested
I check the Lost and Found.
And look who I found.
[laughs] How awesome
is McFist Pad?
- ¶ McFist Pad, wow ¶
- Naughty book.
I put you in
the Lost and Found.
[Bash] Hey,
my blinky buzzy book.
[gasping]
Ah! The sacred book of Ninja
just got into McFist's limo.
You know what you
gotta do now, right?
- Go get the Nomicon.
- Go get some ice cream.
Right. You Nomicon,
and me ice cream.
Want me to
get you something?
[chuckling]
Oh, right, right.
It'll melt.
You go. Go.
I'll figure out
this ice cream thing.
[grunting]
Hey, monkey.
My name's Frank.
No. Your name's...
[makes chimp sounds]
[laughing]
What you got there, papers?
Not anymore.
[laughing]
Yo, Baldy!
Your sock's untied.
[shouting]
[laughing]
You ain't even
wearing socks.
- [Bash laughing]
- What a shoob.
[whooshing]
- [rattling, whirring]
- [giggling] Perfect.
Mmm.
Hey, guy who works
for McFist.
I been looking for you.
So you want me to cover
this beautiful antique book
with blinkers and buzzers?
Why?
I'm gonna use it
as a doorstop.
I like the door open
when I poop.
TMI, Bash.
Too much ickiness.
And I won't stand for it.
That boy can't tell me
what to do.
I'm a world-class
evil genius.
I could atomize him.
I could protonize him.
I could tell his step-daddy.
Yep, evil genius.
Hannibal. A word?
Viceroy, I'm kind of
in a meeting right now.
Ooh, that's a nice-looking
doorstop you've got there.
Silence, you fools!
There is a Ninja
to be destroyed.
[gasps] The Sorcerer.
No honkin' way!
Yeah, Viceroy,
focus on that.
I'm just here
about the doorstop.
That's no doorstop.
Oh, boy.
[muttering]
That's the Ninja-Nomicon!
And there it is.
What's he talking about?
It is the Ninja's book
of ancient knowledge.
We can learn the secrets
of his powers.
And his weaknesses.
Give me that!
[grunting]
Sir, let me
take a whack at it.
Hang in there, Nomicon.
- [all shouting]
- Enough of this!
I'll do it myself.
[muttering]
- [roaring]
- [squeaking]
[both shouting]
Is that stank?
What the juice?
[McFist shrieks]
[gasping]
[Randy] Oh, he's
stanking up the pages!
Enough of that.
- It's Ninja time!
- Ninja?
- Sorcerer.
- Ninja?
- McFist.
- Hello.
You've got something
that belongs to me.
Ninja Snatch!
[groaning]
Destroy him!
Get ready to taste
Ninja Tiger Paw.
[makes roaring sound]
- [all laughing]
- Huh?
OK, so maybe the McFist Pad
isn't the best place
to learn ninja moves.
Ha! What you don't know
is that Viceroy
designed my office
for exactly this kind
of confrontation!
Well, now he knows.
[shouting]
OK, no.
No, I can do this.
It's just like climbing
the old waterfall.
This is nothing like
climbing the waterfall!
[grunts]
[shouting]
[chuckles] Ninja Dodge.
You're gonna have to do
better than that...
[grunts] I take it back.
That was pretty good.
You knocked me down
with a big hammer.
Gut him!
I present to you...
the Ninja!
Now, about my reward.
After centuries entombed
in this filthy hole,
I will be free,
and chaos will reign.
And my reward?
[squeaking]
[grunting]
The Nomicon did not
prepare me for this.
"The tiger who refuses
to get his paws wet
catches no fish."
We're way past
wet paws here.
Why can't you teach me
something useful!
[gasping]
"A ninja must master
the art of stealth."
"Believe in the weapon
that is in the suit."
Everything you've
taught me is useful.
Sorcerer, the Ninja's
been kicking your butt
for 800 years,
and he'll be kicking it
for 800 more.
[grunting]
Ninja Air Kick!
What are you
standing around for?
Attack! He's over there.
- Conceal.
- Uh, where'd he go?
- Reveal.
- Ah, now he's over there!
"Believe in the weapon
that is in the suit."
[Sorcerer] Get him!
Feel my wrath!
Ninja Sprint!
"The best way
to avoid an attack
is to avoid an attack."
[panting] What you got there,
plate of cookies?
- Hey!
- Not anymore.
My eatin' circles!
[shouts]
[all laughing]
[gasps]
Ninja Tengu Fire Ball!
And then I sliced
through the grate,
jumped out a window,
caught the 2:30
cross-town bus,
and here I am.
Wow! You are hardcore,
Cunningham.
I would never
take the bus.
You weren't the only one
who had an epic afternoon.
McFist Pad and I took my grave
punchin' to the next level, yo.
Check out these moves.
What are you doing?
I've gotta get my paws wet.
[grunts]
Nomicon, whatever you say.
No matter how confusing
or stupid or ridiculous,
I am in.
I'm all about getting
my Master Ninja on.
Aw, the waterfall?
Really?
- Again?
- [thunder cracks]
I'm going.
[grunts]
I so got this.
[grunts]
Come on, Nomicon.
That all you got?
[Randy] Don't feel bad.
Who knew I could
defeat 70 robo-apes?
I didn't even know!
But now it's just you and I.
I think it's you and me.
Less grabbing,
more stabbing!
[Randy exclaiming]
[muttering]
Oil-drinking baboons!
All a disgrace!
Help him!
But my leg came off. Whoa.
Oh! My leg came off.
Boo-hoo!
Man, your boss
is kind of a jerk.
It's his company.
What can you do?
I wouldn't take it.
I'd fight back.
But hey, that's just me.
Smoke bomb!
- You make me sick!
- [exclaims]
I'd kick the rest of you,
but I have somewhere to be.
[Randy whistling]
[video game music playing]
- [panting]
- Sorry I'm late, Howard.
And because I almost made us
miss the grand opening
of the Barf-A-Centauri,
I will pay for all your snacks
as an apology.
You know I'm not
actually late, right?
Apology accepted,
Cunningham.
[McFist] I don't know
where I was
when I came up
with the idea
to build the most puke-tastic
coaster in history.
I know I was at the day spa
getting a mud pack and a facial
when I came up with it.
But the important
thing is, I did.
Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you
"Mission to Barf-A-Centauri!"
[all cheering]
Hannibal McFist
can do no wrong!
You know he just tried
to kill me, right?
OK, so he can do
a little wrong.
And joining us for
the inaugural blast-off,
Norrisville's favorite
space monkey,
Neil Apestrong.
[all cheering]
[chittering]
I'm apestrong nuts
for Apestrong!
[robo-ape] Bad enough
getting your head taken off
by the Ninja.
But then to have your butt
chewed out by McFist.
He's the boss.
What can we do?
[Randy] I'd fight back.
I'd fight back.
I'd fight back.
Ninja is right.
We have to fight back.
If we stop working,
business would
grind to a halt.
Today, we bring McFist
to his knees.
Today, we strike.
[all] Strike!
[ringing]
Strike, strike!
[all screaming]
[all shouting] Strike!
[Marci] Look at that
adorable monkey.
He's having
the time of his life.
Yeah!
That popped ape face!
[Howard] We are about to barf
at six G's, Cunningham.
Six G's!
To think we will have
achieved something so great,
at such a young age.
So I said to myself,
"Willem, what's it matter
- if no one knows you
created Barf-A-Centauri?
- [snoring]
As long as you
get to ride it."
What's up with
the robo-apes?
[all chanting] Strike!
[Randy] They're walking
off the job.
Oh, my ninja,
they're on strike!
You know, I'm the one who told
them to stand up for themselves.
- That was me.
- [both grunting]
[Howard] What's going
on with the ride?
Yo, McFist.
This thing stinks.
I didn't puke at all!
Where do you think
you're going?
[all chanting] Strike!
[groaning]
Hang on, folks.
We'll have you
puking momentarily.
We're experiencing
a minor malfunction.
- Oh, that's no malfunction.
- [snoring]
Those robo-apes
are in Strike Mode.
Strike Mode! Why on earth would
you give them a Strike Mode?!
The more important
question is,
why would they use
Strike Mode?
No. I think
the important question
is why would you
give it to them?!
Somebody must have put
the idea in their heads
that they're being
treated poorly.
Cunningham,
thanks to you,
we're not gonna get to ride
the Barf-A-Centauri.
You have to fix this!
Why would I fix it?
If the robo-apes
are on strike,
they're not coming
after the Ninja.
I drank a yellow
McHyper-Slush,
and ate a bag
of blue McSwizzlers.
I'm not leaving
until I spew green.
I would love to see that.
[both] Looks like I got
a strike to stop.
Commander, will you
sign my butt?
[chittering]
[all chanting]
Fist is a McMeanie!
[Randy] Smoke bomb!
OK, robo-apes,
you're angry, I get it.
But there's a boy
up there with a dream
to puke off a rollercoaster,
and there's another boy
with a dream
of watching that first boy's
dream come true.
The only thing crushing
those dreams is you.
But you said fight back.
After you run the coaster.
I mean, come on.
Is McFist really that bad?
Get back to work,
you knuckle-dragging
refrigerators!
And somebody
destroy the Ninja!
My cyber-simian brothers,
it is time to activate...
...Ape Mode!
Ape Mode?
What's Ape Mode?
[all screeching]
Oh, Ape Mode.
Yeah, this is bad.
[screeching]
[laughing]
There's only
one thing to do.
- Run!
- Fight!
Please let that be
chocolate ice cream.
And I'm saying, once I've
puked my guts out,
I'll take the controls so
you can toss your cookies.
How do I know
I can trust you?
A situation like this requires
a certain faith in humanity.
OK, deal.
Why did you
give them Ape Mode?!
You're gonna
fix that, right?
[exclaims]
Fix it yet?
I'm trying to,
but some kid won't
stop talking to me.
You want me to say
something to him?
[shouting]
[shouting]
- There's too many of them.
- [McFist] You.
Banana-eating,
oil-drinking baboons.
But wait a second.
They're mad at McFist.
Only he could stop this.
[groans] I have to
ask McFist for help?
Go on.
Have your little uprising.
Nothing you do
can hurt me!
- [Marci] Hannibal!
- [Bash] My cotton candy!
- Don't hurt Marci!
- Hannibal!
And the kid.
Can't forget Bash.
Help! Need some help here!
Not from you!
Anybody else. Help!
I'm not crazy about
this either, McFist.
But innocent people
are in danger.
[Marci screaming]
Fine.
Just get it over with!
Hi-ya!
It ain't pretty,
but this way
we can ride together.
Join me for
an inaugural puke.
Sorry, gents.
We need that coaster.
Oh, come on!
- [Marci screaming]
- [roaring]
Ninja Snatch!
Thanks, Ninja.
Aw, I wanted to sit
in the front seat.
OK, they're safe,
but this isn't over.
- [all shouting]
- [growling]
It's time to apologize.
Can't you just
stab 'em or something?
No, we can't stab...
They're mad at you.
The only way to end this is
for you to say you're sorry.
With words.
[all screaming]
Just say it.
Hannibal McFist
doesn't apologize.
- [roaring]
- OK, fine.
Handle it your way.
OK, OK.
[McFist] Sometimes
I say things,
and sometimes
those things are hurtful.
So I guess what I'm
really trying to say is...
[muttering]
So that's not a word.
Yeah, all right, fine.
I'm sorry, OK?
[roaring]
Help, help!
I don't get it.
I really thought
that was gonna work.
[shouting]
[all chittering]
Ape Mode. They only
understand monkey speak.
We need someone
who speaks monkey speak!
Apestrong.
Norrisville needs you.
- [chittering]
- Yes, again.
Tell the robo-apes
McFist is sorry,
and he'll never
yell at them again.
[yelling] Yes, I'll
never yell again!
[roaring]
- [chittering loudly]
- [all chittering]
Apology accepted.
[all screaming]
[sobbing]
Whoops.
- [ringing]
- [roaring]
McFist Industries.
How may I direct your call?
[vomiting]
Nice working
with you, Commander.
[chittering]
[groaning] What?
You're welcome.
Smoke bomb!
I never said thank you!
- Yeah!
- Viceroy.
You're not riding anything
until you remove Strike Mode,
Ape Mode, and any other
ridiculous modes
- from the robo-apes.
- [clearing throat]
Even Brownie Hound
Suck-Up Mode?
Keep that one for
when I'm feeling blue.
[groaning]
I will barf for you!
Oh, I see how it is.
I'm gone for five minutes,
and you got
a new puking pal?
[Howard] Really wanna
go there, Cunningham?
'Cause technically,
you already rode this thing
without me.
[Randy] It was official
Ninja business.
I didn't even enjoy it.
Although turn three
is the cheese.
You're ruining it again!
[shouting]
- [vomiting]
- So beautiful!
[rock music]
[music ends]
Chirp.
- [Randy] I was chosen
to protect my school
from the forces of evil.
I am the Ninja.
I am Randy Cunningham.
¶ Smoke bomb! ¶
[grunting]
Hey, Ninja-nomicon.
Guess whose ridiculous
waterfall challenge
is about to get got!
Boom! Yours.
[shouting]
[groaning]
What?
[shouting]
What does
climbing a waterfall
have to do with
kicking butt anyway?
I should be learning
awesome fighting moves
like ultimate punches
and ultimate kicks,
and ultimate kick-punches.
Hmm. Really?
[fish squeaking]
How am I gonna be
a master ninja
if I spend all my time
getting fish-slapped?
"The tiger who refuses
to get his paws wet
catches no fish."
I don't want to catch fish,
I want to punch them.
Not punch fish,
I want to punch bad guys.
So to you I say,
a cannonball.
I'm so sick of not getting
straight answers
- from the Nomicon.
- [toilet flushing]
Sounds like you've got
a McQuestion.
- A McWhat?
- Allow me to McSplain.
Thanks to my new McFist Pad,
I have the entire Internet
in my pocket.
Ask anything,
anything at all.
McFist Pad, go!
What does becoming
a master ninja
have to do with
wet tiger paws?
[McFist Pad] Searching.
Master Ninja Tiger Paw.
[funky music playing]
[man] When you facing down
a bunch of thugs from the hood,
you show 'em what's up
with your Tiger Paw!
[yelling]
Brock Octane's Tiger Paw.
Is exactly the kind
of straightforward
super Bruce move the Nomicon
should be teaching me.
[toilet flushing]
The McFist Pad
is way less confusing
than the Nomicon.
[McFist Pad] Don't forget
to wash your hands.
- And it's hilarious.
- ¶ McFist Pad, wow ¶
All right, Mr. Grumpy,
it's me against you.
One of us
is getting flushed.
And this time
it's not gonna be me!
[straining]
That ain't the funny sound
I'm used to hearing.
Upside down six?
Hey, I got that same number on
the back of my football jersey.
You have arrived
at your destination.
How did we ever find our
lockers before McFist Pad?
I don't know and
I don't wanna know.
Guess who's gonna be surprised
when they find out
I've already mastered
the Ninja Tiger Paw?
Here's a hint.
It's square
with a little ninja
in the middle,
and it's not
in my backpack!
It's in here,
it's gotta be in here.
Oh, man, it's not in here!
I gotta find it.
Why? We have
the McFist Pad now.
It's an 800-year-old book
of secret ninja wisdom.
I don't have 800 years
of secret wisdom, do you?
I have to get it back.
To the bathroom!
I'll be here.
[gasping] Seriously?
My arch-enemy's stepson,
are you kidding me?
[bell ringing]
[gasping]
Bash! Bash,
what up, bro?
Hey, that book you
found in the bathroom?
It's actually mine,
and, um...
- What book?
- Hmm?
- [yelling] What did
you do with it?!
- Get off of me!
I gave all my books to
the homework-doing kid.
The one what does
everybody's homework.
Homework-doing kid?
Homework-doing kid.
Bucky! To the library.
[muttering]
Ooh, that's nice.
Oh, that book
looked like it had
non-school board
approved ideas in it
so I gave it
to the principal.
To the principal's office!
[muttering]
Oh, that book was too big
for my Word Gobbler.
- [gasping]
- So, I gave it to Coach Green
for flamethrower practice.
To the gym!
[muttering]
[shouting] No!
Nomicon.
Is it really you?
McFist Pad suggested
I check the Lost and Found.
And look who I found.
[laughs] How awesome
is McFist Pad?
- ¶ McFist Pad, wow ¶
- Naughty book.
I put you in
the Lost and Found.
[Bash] Hey,
my blinky buzzy book.
[gasping]
Ah! The sacred book of Ninja
just got into McFist's limo.
You know what you
gotta do now, right?
- Go get the Nomicon.
- Go get some ice cream.
Right. You Nomicon,
and me ice cream.
Want me to
get you something?
[chuckling]
Oh, right, right.
It'll melt.
You go. Go.
I'll figure out
this ice cream thing.
[grunting]
Hey, monkey.
My name's Frank.
No. Your name's...
[makes chimp sounds]
[laughing]
What you got there, papers?
Not anymore.
[laughing]
Yo, Baldy!
Your sock's untied.
[shouting]
[laughing]
You ain't even
wearing socks.
- [Bash laughing]
- What a shoob.
[whooshing]
- [rattling, whirring]
- [giggling] Perfect.
Mmm.
Hey, guy who works
for McFist.
I been looking for you.
So you want me to cover
this beautiful antique book
with blinkers and buzzers?
Why?
I'm gonna use it
as a doorstop.
I like the door open
when I poop.
TMI, Bash.
Too much ickiness.
And I won't stand for it.
That boy can't tell me
what to do.
I'm a world-class
evil genius.
I could atomize him.
I could protonize him.
I could tell his step-daddy.
Yep, evil genius.
Hannibal. A word?
Viceroy, I'm kind of
in a meeting right now.
Ooh, that's a nice-looking
doorstop you've got there.
Silence, you fools!
There is a Ninja
to be destroyed.
[gasps] The Sorcerer.
No honkin' way!
Yeah, Viceroy,
focus on that.
I'm just here
about the doorstop.
That's no doorstop.
Oh, boy.
[muttering]
That's the Ninja-Nomicon!
And there it is.
What's he talking about?
It is the Ninja's book
of ancient knowledge.
We can learn the secrets
of his powers.
And his weaknesses.
Give me that!
[grunting]
Sir, let me
take a whack at it.
Hang in there, Nomicon.
- [all shouting]
- Enough of this!
I'll do it myself.
[muttering]
- [roaring]
- [squeaking]
[both shouting]
Is that stank?
What the juice?
[McFist shrieks]
[gasping]
[Randy] Oh, he's
stanking up the pages!
Enough of that.
- It's Ninja time!
- Ninja?
- Sorcerer.
- Ninja?
- McFist.
- Hello.
You've got something
that belongs to me.
Ninja Snatch!
[groaning]
Destroy him!
Get ready to taste
Ninja Tiger Paw.
[makes roaring sound]
- [all laughing]
- Huh?
OK, so maybe the McFist Pad
isn't the best place
to learn ninja moves.
Ha! What you don't know
is that Viceroy
designed my office
for exactly this kind
of confrontation!
Well, now he knows.
[shouting]
OK, no.
No, I can do this.
It's just like climbing
the old waterfall.
This is nothing like
climbing the waterfall!
[grunts]
[shouting]
[chuckles] Ninja Dodge.
You're gonna have to do
better than that...
[grunts] I take it back.
That was pretty good.
You knocked me down
with a big hammer.
Gut him!
I present to you...
the Ninja!
Now, about my reward.
After centuries entombed
in this filthy hole,
I will be free,
and chaos will reign.
And my reward?
[squeaking]
[grunting]
The Nomicon did not
prepare me for this.
"The tiger who refuses
to get his paws wet
catches no fish."
We're way past
wet paws here.
Why can't you teach me
something useful!
[gasping]
"A ninja must master
the art of stealth."
"Believe in the weapon
that is in the suit."
Everything you've
taught me is useful.
Sorcerer, the Ninja's
been kicking your butt
for 800 years,
and he'll be kicking it
for 800 more.
[grunting]
Ninja Air Kick!
What are you
standing around for?
Attack! He's over there.
- Conceal.
- Uh, where'd he go?
- Reveal.
- Ah, now he's over there!
"Believe in the weapon
that is in the suit."
[Sorcerer] Get him!
Feel my wrath!
Ninja Sprint!
"The best way
to avoid an attack
is to avoid an attack."
[panting] What you got there,
plate of cookies?
- Hey!
- Not anymore.
My eatin' circles!
[shouts]
[all laughing]
[gasps]
Ninja Tengu Fire Ball!
And then I sliced
through the grate,
jumped out a window,
caught the 2:30
cross-town bus,
and here I am.
Wow! You are hardcore,
Cunningham.
I would never
take the bus.
You weren't the only one
who had an epic afternoon.
McFist Pad and I took my grave
punchin' to the next level, yo.
Check out these moves.
What are you doing?
I've gotta get my paws wet.
[grunts]
Nomicon, whatever you say.
No matter how confusing
or stupid or ridiculous,
I am in.
I'm all about getting
my Master Ninja on.
Aw, the waterfall?
Really?
- Again?
- [thunder cracks]
I'm going.
[grunts]
I so got this.
[grunts]
Come on, Nomicon.
That all you got?
[Randy] Don't feel bad.
Who knew I could
defeat 70 robo-apes?
I didn't even know!
But now it's just you and I.
I think it's you and me.
Less grabbing,
more stabbing!
[Randy exclaiming]
[muttering]
Oil-drinking baboons!
All a disgrace!
Help him!
But my leg came off. Whoa.
Oh! My leg came off.
Boo-hoo!
Man, your boss
is kind of a jerk.
It's his company.
What can you do?
I wouldn't take it.
I'd fight back.
But hey, that's just me.
Smoke bomb!
- You make me sick!
- [exclaims]
I'd kick the rest of you,
but I have somewhere to be.
[Randy whistling]
[video game music playing]
- [panting]
- Sorry I'm late, Howard.
And because I almost made us
miss the grand opening
of the Barf-A-Centauri,
I will pay for all your snacks
as an apology.
You know I'm not
actually late, right?
Apology accepted,
Cunningham.
[McFist] I don't know
where I was
when I came up
with the idea
to build the most puke-tastic
coaster in history.
I know I was at the day spa
getting a mud pack and a facial
when I came up with it.
But the important
thing is, I did.
Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you
"Mission to Barf-A-Centauri!"
[all cheering]
Hannibal McFist
can do no wrong!
You know he just tried
to kill me, right?
OK, so he can do
a little wrong.
And joining us for
the inaugural blast-off,
Norrisville's favorite
space monkey,
Neil Apestrong.
[all cheering]
[chittering]
I'm apestrong nuts
for Apestrong!
[robo-ape] Bad enough
getting your head taken off
by the Ninja.
But then to have your butt
chewed out by McFist.
He's the boss.
What can we do?
[Randy] I'd fight back.
I'd fight back.
I'd fight back.
Ninja is right.
We have to fight back.
If we stop working,
business would
grind to a halt.
Today, we bring McFist
to his knees.
Today, we strike.
[all] Strike!
[ringing]
Strike, strike!
[all screaming]
[all shouting] Strike!
[Marci] Look at that
adorable monkey.
He's having
the time of his life.
Yeah!
That popped ape face!
[Howard] We are about to barf
at six G's, Cunningham.
Six G's!
To think we will have
achieved something so great,
at such a young age.
So I said to myself,
"Willem, what's it matter
- if no one knows you
created Barf-A-Centauri?
- [snoring]
As long as you
get to ride it."
What's up with
the robo-apes?
[all chanting] Strike!
[Randy] They're walking
off the job.
Oh, my ninja,
they're on strike!
You know, I'm the one who told
them to stand up for themselves.
- That was me.
- [both grunting]
[Howard] What's going
on with the ride?
Yo, McFist.
This thing stinks.
I didn't puke at all!
Where do you think
you're going?
[all chanting] Strike!
[groaning]
Hang on, folks.
We'll have you
puking momentarily.
We're experiencing
a minor malfunction.
- Oh, that's no malfunction.
- [snoring]
Those robo-apes
are in Strike Mode.
Strike Mode! Why on earth would
you give them a Strike Mode?!
The more important
question is,
why would they use
Strike Mode?
No. I think
the important question
is why would you
give it to them?!
Somebody must have put
the idea in their heads
that they're being
treated poorly.
Cunningham,
thanks to you,
we're not gonna get to ride
the Barf-A-Centauri.
You have to fix this!
Why would I fix it?
If the robo-apes
are on strike,
they're not coming
after the Ninja.
I drank a yellow
McHyper-Slush,
and ate a bag
of blue McSwizzlers.
I'm not leaving
until I spew green.
I would love to see that.
[both] Looks like I got
a strike to stop.
Commander, will you
sign my butt?
[chittering]
[all chanting]
Fist is a McMeanie!
[Randy] Smoke bomb!
OK, robo-apes,
you're angry, I get it.
But there's a boy
up there with a dream
to puke off a rollercoaster,
and there's another boy
with a dream
of watching that first boy's
dream come true.
The only thing crushing
those dreams is you.
But you said fight back.
After you run the coaster.
I mean, come on.
Is McFist really that bad?
Get back to work,
you knuckle-dragging
refrigerators!
And somebody
destroy the Ninja!
My cyber-simian brothers,
it is time to activate...
...Ape Mode!
Ape Mode?
What's Ape Mode?
[all screeching]
Oh, Ape Mode.
Yeah, this is bad.
[screeching]
[laughing]
There's only
one thing to do.
- Run!
- Fight!
Please let that be
chocolate ice cream.
And I'm saying, once I've
puked my guts out,
I'll take the controls so
you can toss your cookies.
How do I know
I can trust you?
A situation like this requires
a certain faith in humanity.
OK, deal.
Why did you
give them Ape Mode?!
You're gonna
fix that, right?
[exclaims]
Fix it yet?
I'm trying to,
but some kid won't
stop talking to me.
You want me to say
something to him?
[shouting]
[shouting]
- There's too many of them.
- [McFist] You.
Banana-eating,
oil-drinking baboons.
But wait a second.
They're mad at McFist.
Only he could stop this.
[groans] I have to
ask McFist for help?
Go on.
Have your little uprising.
Nothing you do
can hurt me!
- [Marci] Hannibal!
- [Bash] My cotton candy!
- Don't hurt Marci!
- Hannibal!
And the kid.
Can't forget Bash.
Help! Need some help here!
Not from you!
Anybody else. Help!
I'm not crazy about
this either, McFist.
But innocent people
are in danger.
[Marci screaming]
Fine.
Just get it over with!
Hi-ya!
It ain't pretty,
but this way
we can ride together.
Join me for
an inaugural puke.
Sorry, gents.
We need that coaster.
Oh, come on!
- [Marci screaming]
- [roaring]
Ninja Snatch!
Thanks, Ninja.
Aw, I wanted to sit
in the front seat.
OK, they're safe,
but this isn't over.
- [all shouting]
- [growling]
It's time to apologize.
Can't you just
stab 'em or something?
No, we can't stab...
They're mad at you.
The only way to end this is
for you to say you're sorry.
With words.
[all screaming]
Just say it.
Hannibal McFist
doesn't apologize.
- [roaring]
- OK, fine.
Handle it your way.
OK, OK.
[McFist] Sometimes
I say things,
and sometimes
those things are hurtful.
So I guess what I'm
really trying to say is...
[muttering]
So that's not a word.
Yeah, all right, fine.
I'm sorry, OK?
[roaring]
Help, help!
I don't get it.
I really thought
that was gonna work.
[shouting]
[all chittering]
Ape Mode. They only
understand monkey speak.
We need someone
who speaks monkey speak!
Apestrong.
Norrisville needs you.
- [chittering]
- Yes, again.
Tell the robo-apes
McFist is sorry,
and he'll never
yell at them again.
[yelling] Yes, I'll
never yell again!
[roaring]
- [chittering loudly]
- [all chittering]
Apology accepted.
[all screaming]
[sobbing]
Whoops.
- [ringing]
- [roaring]
McFist Industries.
How may I direct your call?
[vomiting]
Nice working
with you, Commander.
[chittering]
[groaning] What?
You're welcome.
Smoke bomb!
I never said thank you!
- Yeah!
- Viceroy.
You're not riding anything
until you remove Strike Mode,
Ape Mode, and any other
ridiculous modes
- from the robo-apes.
- [clearing throat]
Even Brownie Hound
Suck-Up Mode?
Keep that one for
when I'm feeling blue.
[groaning]
I will barf for you!
Oh, I see how it is.
I'm gone for five minutes,
and you got
a new puking pal?
[Howard] Really wanna
go there, Cunningham?
'Cause technically,
you already rode this thing
without me.
[Randy] It was official
Ninja business.
I didn't even enjoy it.
Although turn three
is the cheese.
You're ruining it again!
[shouting]
- [vomiting]
- So beautiful!
[rock music]
[music ends]
Chirp.