Pushpavalli (2017): Season 2, Episode 7 - Gayi Behen - full transcript

Yeah!

Yeah Aunty! I just think that she's
not happy with Vidyuth at the moment.

That's the thing.

But their horoscopes
are matching so well...

Yeah...
I know astrologically there's a match

- but there's no physical match.
- I know, I know.

- She has to lose weight.
- She told me about the butter.

But these days she is
eating very little butter.

Aunty! it's not about
how much butter she's having.

The problem is that
she's only having butter.

So is cheese better?



Aunty! how is cheese gonna change,
cheese isn't gonna...

She needs some nutrition no,
some leafy, like a salad or something

at least you should
have told her to have.

That is expensive Pankaj.

- Okay, wait, aunty, aunty, aunty, one sec,
- I just, lemme...

Let me put it this way.

See, Vidyuth is not okay getting
physically intimate with her. So...

How I know means?
It doesn't matter aunty!

- What?! Is she pregnant?!
- No wait, one sec

No she's not pregnant!

Aunty! She's not pregnant aunty...

I'm telling she doesn't
even like to touch like...

How will she get pregnant then?

Why will...



I didn't make the baby aunty!
There's no baby only.

There's no baby!!

Aunty...aunty...aunty...
aunty...One sec...God Jesus!

Okay not Jesus...
which ever, aunty! God Aunty!

Fuckin aunties man shit!
Why are old people such freakin idiots?

Kaju, you can't talk
about the elderly like that.

Why dude even they could be wrong man?

Freakin, my grand mother
thinks you can get AIDS

if someone sneezes on your face.

Doesn't mean she's right.

Is that if the person
sneezing has AIDS or?

That's not the point Swati!!!

- you can't get AIDS...
- Kaju, you're waking betu boy up.

Sorry, you know what.

Just take Arhaan home,
I'll figure out a way to help her out.

Okay listen.

I'll drop him off to
my mum's and come back.

No, no, no you go ahead.

You've had a long
day...I'll take care of it.

Are you sure?
I think you need me.

I'm sure, I'm sure Swati.

You go ahead.

Okay Kaju! I'll see you tomorrow okay!

Betu boy, good boy come, let's go, come.

Bye! See you.

- B'bye!
- Let's go.

What have you brought?

Three-four bananas are spoilt in this.

What happened?

I’ve fixed the
CCTV in Nikhil sir’s house.

You were supposed to
do that 2 weeks before.

And for tomorrow,
I have cut the CCTV at the packhouse.

Yeah... but we already spoke about...

And… and I have the brought zinc…

So we can spoil tomorrow's consignment.

You could have told
me this over the phone.

Why did you make me come back?

No, no ...that CCTV

Why are you repeating yourself?

What is it?

No, just confirming that we are
spoiling the consignment tomorrow right?

As in we're taking revenge, right?

Now... why are...

Why are you taking his call?

What are you doing?

Hello!

Where's you PG?

What?

Where's you PG? I'm coming to see you.

Nikhil! I can't do
this right now. Just...

Lee! Just tell me where your PG-

You know what,

if you don't tell me where your PG is,
I'll just ask Pankaj.

No, no, no. Don't ask Pankaj anything.

What do you want?

I need your help.
It's an urgent problem.

You know what, I'll just ask Pankaj.

I'll see you soon.

Wait. Don't ask Pankaj anything.

I'll come to the packhouse.

Now see...was that so difficult?
I'll see you soon.

Madam why do you still
want to win his trust?

Leave my hand...
What are you doing?

how long are
you going to be inside?

What's the problem?
What is the actual problem?

Tell me... I am listening, tell!

- No... just that...
- Nothing right?

There's no problem right?

Until there is a problem,
you're not going to talk to me, okay?

Time waste.

Bro… Give me a lighter

I have gunpowder. Burn it… Take!

Take it!

Sir, how long will
Nikhil sir take to come?

Hi!

I've been calling
you for 10 minutes now.

I know, I'm so sorry.

My phone battery died

and I just couldn't find
my car charger and I...

What's the problem?

Okay!

So, I tried to sort
something out without you

and I think, I may have made it worse.

What have you made worse?

Ahh… Yeah… So...

The thing is… that I have…

I have this supplier right…

and the other day I got a little upset
with him and I said a few things to him...

Because the bhindi was spoilt?

No, no, no, the okra is fine.

It's just that, it's just that sometimes
he can behave a little irrationally.

The supplier, and I may have overreacted

and said a few things to
him that I probably shouldn't have.

But, but I did apologise to him.

But, the guy is just so
pig headed and stubborn that,

I don't know what to do.

You haven't actually...

Haven't what?

You haven't apologised,
to the supplier.

Wait, you...

you got that I was
talking about you, right?

I got that long time back.

Okay look Lee!

I'm sorry okay, I, I really really am.

Okay.

Okay?

Yeah.

So, we're good then?

Yup!

So, you'll stay back for the sorting?

Yup!

Man, you're really confusing me.

Yup!

Thank god...

Lord have mercy…

- Bro
- Hmm…

Give me one 5 minutes
and I'll go ask her,

"What she can't?"

Bro! You take 20 minutes also.

Ask that bitch, “What she can’t?”

No, no, no don’t say bitch.

She's my fiancé. Speak with respect.

Sorry, sorry, I told like one
sister only. I wasn’t serious

That's wrong.

Okay bro, drink one peg.

I don’t want bro.

Bro... it's sacred bro!

I've had 3 bro.

That too neat.

Bro 3 gets stuck,
but 4 is the taste bro!

You taste bro.

I am going.

Bro, don't say going.

Sorry, I am coming.

All the best!

[Rings bell Persistently]

People are going full mental.

Oh, aunty!

Yes.

Good morning aunty!

Can I please speak to Valli, please?

Who?

Ah! Valli aunty,

my fiance, just have to...

One second.

Thank you kindly, aunty.

Bro! What happened bro?

Aunty is bringing.

Bloody...How long aunty taking..

Meaning?

Huh?

Huh?

Oh, Oh shit.

Listen Johnny Talker,

I don't know with which girl
you're having love failure within my PG.

No no… no love failure,

please don't say like that.

She is my fiancé, she is little angry.

Something she can't.

I want to know "What she can't?"

Valli! What you can't?

Oi Romeo! Your Juliet is not there here,

blinded by love failure,
you've come to the wrong PG.

Here, there is no Valli,
Gilli, Lalli, Laila.

Aunty!
Look, you are protecting her, good.

But don't. I am also... her bag...

I know she's here.

- Valli! “Can’t means what?”
- Oi! Forget Valli,

- look at Vasu.
- Why?

- Because...
- Hey,

start the scooter you drunkard.

Valli it seems,
fiance it seems, brinjal it seems

Drinking and driving, to Vasu's PG.

Take this. Boomarang!

Just miss!

I called you 7 times Lee.

I was busy.

You hung up on me.

I got slapped for you.

Okay, we're even.

That's what I thought.

[Cellphone Ringing]

Are you sure you wanna
cut your Dad’s call?

What?

Your dad's call.

Why would you say that?

You know because,
he is always telling you what to do

and then scolds you if
you don't do what he tells you,

and then punishes you.

And oh my God! I just realized
your dad's dead I am so sorry.

So, I guess you're not
gonna talk to me for another week

now because that's exactly
what girls like you do.

Excuse me!
What do you mean 'girls like me'?

You know,
you've got everything going for you,

you keep guys waiting, you're smart,
you're funny, you're intelligent,

you've got a great personality,
which makes you even more attractive.

I mean, how's a guy gotta keep up?

I just didn't speak to you for a day,
that's it.

Well it felt like a week.

What?

Nothing to say?

I do.

Oh you do?

You know, next time I have to puke,
just say these things to me.

I'll puke immediately.

Say it and...

See. I told you you're funny.

Okay! I'm gonna be back.
Think about what I said.

Where's Vidyuth?

Vidyuth's just gone to meet his friends.

Oh.

He was a little upset
after Pushpavalli left.

Who's he?

Pushpavalli's friend,
Vidyuth had mentioned.

What happened, any problem?

No! What happened is,

I don't know if you've noticed.

Pushpavalli,
she's not been eating properly recently.

That's why!
She didn't even touch the upma.

Salt was less no, that is why.

No, no actually you know,

it's because she's been starving herself
to lose weight for Vidyuth actually.

What? Did he ask her to do that?

No, I don't know.

Aunty, basically I
think he's realized that

he's not physically attracted to her.

No but, what happened is you know,

today she came here
no and then they tried to...

Tried to what, what happened?

No, nothing happened,
they didn't do anything,

they didn't do anything.

It's just that,
I've known her for a long time.

You know, so,
I just know when she is feeling a bit.

Looks like something is
going on between him and her.

Aunty I understand Tamil.

If you know then speak up.

Look! You're not her brother,
you're not her father,

suddenly you’re coming and
telling all this, isn’t it a little odd?

No uncle,
it's not like that.

I'm just saying that,
I've known her for a long time so...

Known her, known her means?

You mean to say he knows her so well

that he can come here
and talk about all this?

I feel that Pushpavalli
is making some excuse so that

we can back off and
then he and she can...

Understood?

Okay aunty, one minute aunty.

There's nothing like that. I'm just...

Is there anything between you and her?

No uncle. I'm telling you...

Is it there or not?

Wait!

Look Pankaj, tell us what is the truth?

What is there to tell?

- He said now only no.
- Wait... Wait...

Look Pankaj, if you both
like each other, tell us now.

We will back off.

I don't want Vidyuth to end
up into any complications later.

Look, look, he's not saying anything.

That means it's a yes only.

I am talking right.

Pankaj, tell us the truth,
we're waiting.

It's there or not?

Tell!

Yeah! Yeah I...

I like her...I...

I love her actually...a...

a lot and that's why I don't
want the marriage to happen.

So Lee, you haven't told
me about this fiancé of yours.

What's his name again?

Vidyuth, and I've
told you his name before.

Right! Vidyuth…Um…

So, what's he like?

He's nice... really tall.

And does he like you?

Umm... Yeah! I think so.

Wow! That's amazing.

So, you're going to
spend the rest of your life

with someone on the
basis of a "I think so"?

- Well done Lee! No, well done.
- No, that's not what I meant.

No I mean, have you even asked yourself

whether this guy is right for you,

is he nice to you,
does he appreciate how smart you are?

I'm sure he does.

And more importantly
are you really into this guy?

I mean you haven't even stalked him yet.

So, do you even like him?

I haven't stalked him because
I want a healthy marriage.

Oh no, no, no, no.

No, if you were really into this guy,

you would have broken at
least one of your limbs by now.

I didn't break my leg for you.

I technically broke my leg for myself.
So, please.

Say what you want,

I just hope this guy
is worth starving for.

What?

Come let's go for a smoke.

We'll finish it when we're back.

Leave it, come. Let's go.

You almost killed him.

I did not, Dukie loved me,
he didn't even resist.

And the moment I found
out that he was diabetic,

I got him biscuits okay!

Don't, don't even try to justify this.

- How are you?
- Fine sir.

Give me a cigarette.

I think you're just really overreacting.

Oh, be quiet.

I'm not overreacting about anything.

You know what, your mom hates me.
I should stay away from her.

I'm gonna do that.

You know what I don't understand is

why you would pick THE most complicated
way to get someone to like you?

I mean why wouldn't you
simplify it and just ask me?

Okay! That's gonna work...

No, seriously!
Why didn't you ask me?

Because, because you look
like this and I look like this.

Look like what Lee?

Please don't make me say it now.

You know, you really need to
change the way you think Pushpavalli!

Nobody's gonna come to you everyday and
tell you how amazing you are.

You've gotta to start believing
it yourself and don't let anyone.

...And what day and age are
you living in to actually think

that looks are the only
thing that attracts people?

Come on Lee, I really thought
that you were smarter than this.

And besides, do you know
how incredibly sexy it is to be

weirdly aggressive about food safety.

Oh wait! Wait, do you hear that?

What?

No, listen, listen carefully.

What, what, what am I listening to?

Yeah, I don't hear it either.

That's because you
don't have a come back!

You don't know what to say!

Oh my god! You're so bad.

How does that feel?

You're so bad and I fell for it.

I, I saw it coming.
But I fell for it.

Yes you did.

- Come on let's go and talk about my bad
- So bad, so bad.

sense of humor at the packhouse, come.

I went for it. What's wrong with..

[Cellphone Vibrates]

Uhh...can you just give me 2 minutes?
I need to take this.

Sure?

- Yeah.
- I'll see you inside.

- Yeah.
- Cool.

What is it?

Madam! What are you doing?

It's time to put zinc
and you're hitting on him!

- Look! One minute...
- No! Now you look,

all these weeks you've been
going on and on about revenge.

Now that the time has come
to take revenge, you're having fun?

Madam, why are you
so desperate for some love?

Shut up!

What am I paying you for?
For work, not to misbehave.

Madam! I am doing
all this for your good.

You are not my father.

One is dead and I'm
not looking for another one.

Madam! The CCTV in
Nikhil sir's house...

Cut it! I don’t want, I don’t want anything,

you cut the CCTV,
you cut his house CCTV ,

I don't want to put zinc,
I don't want to take revenge.

I will do whatever I want.

You've been paid for the task,
shove it and exit.

Don't preach...

Make sure the consignment is checked,
the packaging is checked.

We need to put a quality seal on it and
we cannot have any more mistakes, okay!

Hi!

Oh hi!

- All okay?
- Yeah!

Okay! So, I'm seeing you
for the inspection day after, right?

I need to check with Pankaj.

But, I'll figure it out.

Okay, cool

But, let's run by the checklist
anyway before I leave.

Okay! Will do that, also I'll
turn off the R40 chamber tonight.

No, no, no don't do that.

Let it be, it will just draw
more attention if you switch it off.

Treat it like your other two chambers.

Yeah! Actually that does make sense.

Ah! We have two working chambers
and in case the inspector asks

then we'll just, I guess play it by ear.

Also I feel like most of the consignment
can fit into the first two chambers,

left over maybe we can
leave it in the third chamber...

He's not married,
in case you wanted to know.

No, it's nothing like that.

That Rameeza looked like
she wanted to have your baby.

So, I just pushed her in that direction,
that's all.

That's actually pretty genius!

Lee. Lee! Pushpavalli!

Are you even listening to me?

Whose message is it?

It's your fiance, right?

What did he say again?

What do you mean “again”?

- Nothing. So, I think that we should…
- What do you mean “again”?

Nothing, Lee!

- Just let’s work on the checklist, okay!
- Nikhil! What do you mean “again”?

Okay look, I didn't want
to say anything to you about this.

But, I went to the library looking for
you and I bumped into Swati there...

Nikhil!

Swati, hi!

What are you doing here?

I'm here to see Lee.

Have you seen her?

- You just missed her actually
- Oh! That's okay.

I'll just call her.

I don't know if that's
a good idea Nikhil.

She's had such a terrible
day with that fiance of hers.

Apparently he finds her body repulsive.

Can you imagine?

- What?
- Yeah!

I mean, she's been starving herself,

everytime she feels like
she's going to faint or something

she has a piece of butter.

That's, that's just insane.

- Yes
- You know what!

I'll, I'm just gonna call her.

Why are you taking his call?

What are you doing?

Hello!

Where's you PG?

What?

Tell me where your PG is,
or I'll ask Pankaj.

Wait. Don't ask Pankaj anything.

Ah! I'll come to the packhouse.

Now see...was that so difficult?
I'll see you soon.

Is that why you wanted
to see me urgently?

No...I mean yeah...Look...

I just want you to feel
good about yourself okay

and I want you to know
that none of this is your fault

and you shouldn't be
ashamed about anything.

He should be ashamed,
he has the problem and not you.

Look Lee,

there is someone out there who
is going to like you for who you are,

for the way you look.

You're just gonna have to
wait a little longer, that's it.

I need to leave.

Look, I'm sorry.

I didn't mean to bring it up okay.

Let me just wrap things up.
I'll drop you home.

No, you've done enough.

Pushpavalli! C’mon!

I need to leave.

Lee! Pushpavalli!

I know there's someone out there,

who's gonna like you
for who you are...

I just want you to feel
good about yourself...okay...

and I want you to know
that none of this is your fault.

And you shouldn't be
ashamed about anything...

And what day and age are you living in,
that people actually think that

looks are the only thing
that attracts people...

nobody is gonna come to you everyday and
tell you how incredibly amazing you are.

You know you're smart,
you're funny, you're intelligent

you've got a great personality.

How's a guy gotta keep up?

I know there's someone out there
who's gonna like you for who you are...

I just want you to feel
good about yourself...

I just want you to know,
none of this is your fault

and what day and age are you living in?

Nobody is gonna come
to you everyday and tell you

how incredibly amazing you are...

I know there's somebody for
who you are... the way you look!

you're just gonna wait a little longer,
that's it!

Come out! Out!
Enough hide and seek Paashupalli!

Come out, come out, come out!
you come out!

Come, come, come...

You thought you'll live in
Vasu's PG and I will not know, huh?

Whose bag is this, yours right?

I did not let you
in through the front door

so you crawled inside
through the backdoor like

one dirty disgusting cockroach?

I am so angry that
I want to smash your head.

But now I will show you
what we do with cockroaches.

Walk...Out... Walk...Walk

Thoo.. You have no shame,
honour, respect?

And you are stupid enough
to think you can fool Vasu?!

Not your fault,

you don't have a father and
your mother couldn't bother enough.

That's why, you have grown
up to be this railway station dog,

homeless and shameless,
nobody cares about!

You are just a roadside dog!

Vasu! Don't hit her.

Shut your mouth or I'll
smash your teeth with this.

Vasu! They didn't do anything...

But they will do now.

They hid you in my PG right?

Now they will take your
stuff and throw it out.

Didn't you hear me?

Take her stuff out and put
it outside the house, come on.

Hey! You need special invitation?

Move now or I will pluck
each one of you outside this PG.

Vasu! They really didn't know anything.

You came here after a boy didn't you?

Why will a boy like you?

You are a rat. Who loves a rat?

You know where a rat belongs?

Even if you think of coming here again,
I will break your legs Pashupalli!