People Just Do Nothing (2014–2018): Season 4, Episode 1 - Slipping - full transcript

[drum and bass plays]

All the crew locked in,
locked on your sound system.

You're listening to the...
Your sound system to listen...

You're listening to the sounds
of the legendary DJ Stevie!

Phone number to call... What
is the phone number? Stevie.

-Er, where is it?
-Phone number to call!

-They should know it by now.
-Exactly.

The phone number to call is
the same one that we usually do.

[director] Has Grindah changed
much since we were last
with you?

Yeah, he's doing coke and that
every night, even on
week nights.

I used to know a guy that
done that, but he worked
in Carphone Warehouse.



I understand that. But when you
are the best MC in the galaxy,

why are you sticking
that shit up your nose?

-[DJ Beats] See you later, boys.
-Where are you going?

-I've got to go home.
-I'm gonna have a bit more
of this. Stevie, on the head.

-[director] Have you
seen much of Grindah?
-[Miche] No, not really.

His hair's been suffering quite
a lot and that's hurtful for me,

and I feel like he's almost
doing that to get back at me.

But what can I do? You just have
to let him ruin his own life.

And hair.

-[director] I notice you've got
a bit of a new look going on.
-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Everyone's like, "Oh, you should
get a job and go get a haircut."

-Hello, I am a robot. No.
-Yeah. "Wear these clothes."

Look at me. I look perfectly
fine, do you know what I mean?

-After three months, your
clothes clean themselves.
-Do you know what I'm saying?



Where's Decoy?
Is Decoy still here?

Everyone went, I think.

-That's daylight, bruv.
-Hurrah. Fucking hell!

Let's start the breakfast show.

[baby cries]

Please stop crying, mate.
Please stop crying.

Please stop crying. I can
actually hear it in my dreams.

This scream, like,
even when she's not crying.

If we've learned
anything from Robyn,

it's that you really need
to express yourself.

[Beats] Yeah. And also, like,

really, really think about
if you're gonna have kids,

like, proper think about it.
Don't just do it, cos...

I should've thought
about it a bit more.

-What?
-Not in that way. I'm proper...

over the moon and that, happy,
but just think about it.

[baby cries]

Yeah, obviously the mood
is quite stressful

with a new baby and that.

But she's too young to help.

[Roche] Kevin. Kevin!

-Yeah?
-Where's the washing powder?

-Oh, I'll get it.
-Come on, sweetheart.

-[baby screams]
-Oh, I know.

You get heavier every day,
don't you? Heavier and louder.

[knocking]

-[Grindah] Oi!
-One minute.

Oi! Oi!

Hurry up. It's an emergency.

Open the door. Come on!

-[knocking]
-Oi!

Bruv, we've got
something to show you.

-It's actually mad.
-Have you not been to bed yet?

This is bigger than sleep. We're
at war, bruv. Come through.

Where's your radio?

What the fuck's that?

VR, innit?

-Watch it, watch.
-Bruv, bruv.

Seriously, take a seat.
Take a seat.

-And listen up.
-[radio plays dance music]

Right about now, you're locked
into the sounds of Kold FM
108.6, London's finest.

Kold FM. Brand-new
pirate radio station.

-And they play garage, like us.
-They play garage, same as us.

Same ting, bruv.
Right, this can't run.

-Can't...run.
-Nah.

Let the crew know about
this one - Shazzy Dave...

-Sick tune, as well.
-No, it's not!

-Stop. See, they're even
getting in Steve's head!
-Aaaagh!

[Grindah] What annoys me most
about Kold FM is that...

how do you spell "cold"?
Like C-O-L-D, yeah?

How do you spell "corrupt"?
With a C. I don't know,
like, but with a C.

But we spell it with a K.
Boom! Now these boys
are writing it with a K.

-So "Kold" is spelt with a K?
-That's what I'm saying.

We invented the K.

Come on then, Ange.
Are you excited?

-Hello!
-Hiya. You all right?

This is Jack. He's
an amazing photographer.

He's really the best.
Like, he's brilliant.
He's a miracle worker.

-Best in the area, yeah.
-You'd better come in.

-OK. [laughs]
-Hi, Angel.

How's it going
in the fashion world?

Not too much of that
at the moment.

-Oh, really?
-No, mainly bathroom suites.

Great. Good, yeah.

So what do you want to do
here today, then?

OK, so, today, we're doing,
like, a new family portrait.

And so now I'm, like,
an independent, single mum,

so I want something
that sort of reflects that,

something that's a bit sassy,
maybe a bit feministy.

Something that sort of screams
at you, "I don't need
you any more."

-You know, it's all about me.
-Right.

I did go through a bit of
a bad patch after the break-up.

I just tried to fill the hole
that Grindah left behind

with jacket potatoes
with cheese and beans,

but I've lost that weight now.

Yeah, and I'm feeling better
than ever. I'm thriving.

-Angel, how's Mummy doing?
-Thriving.

Exactly.

-[horn honks]
-Oi!

-Yeah, I'm coming.
-Come on, we've got go.

We're going to war with Kold FM.
Innit, Beats?

-[Chabsie] Big papi!
-Chabsie!

The king cock-sniffer
has arrived!

Kevin, you old slapper!
Jump in the van, mate.

-Ah! Grindah, you all right?
-Yes, that was quick.

-You heard about the war?
-What? What war?

-Radio war.
-We're going to go
and get a highchair.

A highchair?
What's that got...?

How's a highchair going
to save us in a war?

We need to make a plan.

-Tony, mate, listen.
-What are you doing?

You go back to the station.
All right? Keep guard.

When we're finished,
we'll pop down and make sure
everything's all right.

OK. Good. Someone's talking
sense, because I'm
the strongest.

OK, you lot do that. We'll
regroup back at the station.

-Yeah, yeah.
-All right, sweet.
Steves, come on.

Stevie, is he still, you know...
Grindah still living at yours?

[Stevie] It is nice having
Grindah as a housemate.

It's good to have someone
to do drugs with.

A lot of people get weirded
out by me and, like, leave.

But he's got nowhere to go,
so...perfect.

Steves! What are you doing?
I've been talking to you
this whole time!

Sorry, man.

Ready, Ange, come on,
get your coat off!

Great. Just turn
your lights on. Watch.

-It's amazing. God.
-[Jack laughs]

Modelling's a very
luxurious industry, definitely.

It's all about sort of
the glamour and the fame.

You want to have, like,
the perfect lighting.

You want that lovely background
which is all, like, the colours.

Or just all white. Just
stunning. With a wind machine.

This will do it.

-What's that for?
-That's the wind machine.

Ah, let's have a look.

-It was working yesterday.
-Yeah, OK.

[Chabsie] Mate,
I love this place.

[DJ Beats] What?
You've been here before?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, big time.

-Sorry, madam. [chuckles]
-Thanks.

There's a lot of mums
around here, yeah?

Er, yeah, man.

Lot of mums, lot of mums.

This one looks
pretty good, though.

Aw! Jesus! That one.

-Wheels, as well.
-Oh, sick.

Yeah.

[tutting]

-Such a cute baby you have.
-Thank you.

Very... very beautiful, like...
like its mother. [chuckles]

-Trying to buy a highchair?
-Yeah. Actually,
bloody nightmare, innit?

-Yeah.
-Yeah. I've actually
got a plus-size baby, so...

Me, too. Seven months old.
Ten Ton Tessie.

-Oh, Jesus, yeah.
-How old's yours?

Er... She is...

182 days. Yeah.

[Roche] Kevin's great
with the baby, actually.

He is a bit overprotective
and he does worry a lot.

-Can you give us an example?
-Er, yeah, so...

When he found out that
baby's skulls are soft,

he bought her
this little helmet.

-Have you seen
the baby-proofing area?
-Baby-proofing area?

-Nah.
-Oh, do you want me
to show you where it is?

Janet, I'd like nothing more.
Please, leadeth the way.

-So what have you got so far?
-Absolutely fuck all.

-Oh, right!
-Yeah.

Aaaw!

[he chuckles]

Do you know where
the breast-feeding area is?

Just for my wife, yeah.

No, sorry.

[Grindah] Man, like, Decoy,
you all right, yeah?

Oi, bruv, turn it down.
Turn it down, bruv.

We've got some shit to do. Turn
it down. Bruv, get the phone.

-Yeah, I'll get the phone.
-Decoy, turn it down!

What? But I'm mixing, innit?

I'm trying to deal with
this police ting right now.

-And you're just...
-[radio] 07700900125.

-125 at the end.
-07700900125.

-125.
-Yeah?

Beats don't want to come
and help and that, yeah?

We have to deal with this
like real men, do you know
what I'm saying?

-I don't give a fuck at it.
-It's a live caller. Hello?

Yeah.
[gruff voice] Yeah, hello.

We're taking down
your aerial now.

-What?
-Tell him I'm kicking it.

My mate's kicking it
as we speak.

We're still on air, bruv.
We're still on air.

Oh, yeah?
Well, you're not going to be
on air for much longer, mate.

-Yeah, we're taking you down!
-Yeah, you little prick!

We're gonna... We're gonna
petrol bomb your entire station!

-And set you alight.
-And I'm going to piss
through your letterbox.

Obviously, depending on
how much fire there is
around the letterbox area.

Yeah, you fucking dickheads!
[laughs]

We fucking done 'em, the little
mugs, do you know what I mean?

Did we go a bit f...?
Was that a bit weird?

Nah, that was perfect.
Nah, perfect level.

It's good for them to think that
we're going to set them alight.

-Would you listen to Kold FM?
-Nah, they play shit music...

Well, OK, the music
they play is good

because it's the same
music that we play, yeah?

But they play it
in a shitter way.

If you put both of us on, yeah,

and it's both on full volume
on the same make hi-fi,

-on each side of the room...
-We've done this.

..we come out louder.

You're listening to the sounds
of the world-famous MC Grindah,

AKA, no man, woman or child
could ever test we.

-Oh, no.
-Fucking hell!

-Kurupt FM.
-You get me? Trying it, like.

-[Grindah raps]
-Grindah, it's Kold FM.

-What do you mean, it's Kold FM?
-They've just fucking rung back.

What do you mean?
Did you not block the number?

-Shall I say it wasn't...
-Bruv...

-They must've done 1471.
-Yes, you fucking...

Shall I say it wasn't us?

At least that way they
can't track us, innit?

-Yeah, true.
-Decoy, turn it down!

Turn it all off,
turn it all off!

Just act normal.
Decoy, act normal!

-Bruv, I am normal.
-Act normal!

It's so cute!

Octopus pirate. [chuckles]

-Oh, how old?
-Oh, three.

-No, how old are you?
-Eh?

[they laugh]

With Chabuddy G, I like...

all types of women.
I'm a feminist, you know?

Watch out, watch out.

I'm quite into mums at the
moment, you know? Mum play.

I like a woman who's
sexually experienced,

but also a little bit tired,
you know? A bit fed up.

Hello! [laughs]
Do you want a new daddy?

[laughs] Joking! You got a...
You with a partner?

-Yes, yeah...
-Yeah, cool. See you later.

[he sighs]

Very good.

-Are you smizing, Angel?
-Very good. Oh, lovely.

That's brilliant. Yeah.

That's a beautiful smile
you're doing there, Angel.

Do you think Mum
could smile, as well?

Yeah, course.
Yeah, yeah, definitely.

OK, ready?

Yeah, just... She's got
a beautiful smile, hasn't she?

-Yeah.
-And that smile's come
from somewhere, ain't it?

-Yeah.
-Give me a big smile as well.

-Yeah. Erm...
-Great.

Let's have a quick look.

OK. Erm...

-Can I see?
-No, sorry.

You need to work on
your posture a bit, Angel.
If you stop slouching, yeah?

And then do some
of your smizing.

Really intensify it. Intensify.

Smizing is basically where
you smile with your eyes
instead of your mouth.

All the sort of
professional models do it,

and also celebrities with
ugly smiles. It's really handy.

Smize.

-Let's check.
That's really nice.
-Thank you.

I might use a couple
of these for the website

-if you're happy with that.
-What? Like, actual modelling?

Did you hear that, Angel? We've
been officially model scouted
by a professional photographer.

Professional models now.

-Yeah.
-Guh.

All right, Steve,
we're moving the station.

Today, now, we're
moving Kurupt FM.

-What?
-Yeah! They're probably coming
for us now in cars and that!

-What, to carjack us?
-If we're not careful,
then, yes, Steve, mate!

Pack up the entire station,
we're moving now.

-Probably just use
Decoy's car or something.
-What?

Is Kold FM a threat to Kurupt?

Kold FM, yeah,
they're not a threat, like,

cos I'm not scared of them
or anything like that, yeah?

They ain't got a fucking clue.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, fuck them Brits.

-Nice one, Decoy!
-Decoy, there's no time.

Just be careful with all
the stuff, it's expensive.

Unplug it all then.
Press stop.

Bruv, come on.
I can't do this on my own.

Fucking hell, hurry up, bruv!

Are you not helping, bruv?
What's wrong with you, bruv?

-Let's go, Decoy!
-Take the transmitter as well.

we've got to move
the station now!

-Have you got stair gates?
-I don't, no.

-These are the good ones, yeah?
-Yeah, they're good.

-My son will go straight
through the cheap ones.
-Oh, how old's your son?

-Er, he's 21.
-Oh, OK.

-Janet?
-Yeah, coming.

-Which corner cushions
do you recommend?
-Erm...

Would you say that you guys
are all getting enough sleep?

Phtt! Not at all.

Uuuh! Uuuh! It's just
annoying all the time.

You could get up and see your
sister and go, "Can I help?"

-Why am I doing it?
I shouldn't have to do it.
-Who does do it?

-Him.
-Mostly Kevin.

Yeah. I do it.

It's a modern relationship,
so I'm basically the mum.

-Yeah. Yeah, well, yeah,
if you like.
-Yeah.

-This multi-lock will be good
for the fridge and stuff.
-OK, yeah.

OK, and the door stoppers for
the fingers, to protect fingers.

-Yeah, we've got the lot. I
think you've hooked it right up.
-OK. Good.

-Thanks for that, Janet.
Appreciate it.
-Oh, you're welcome.

-Listen. You should, er...
-Are you getting all of that?

-Yeah, hold on.
-[Chabsie whistles]

Put your number in there,
maybe we can link up and
chat about kids again soon.

-Oh, yeah, cool.
-Do you want my number?

Wow!

God, I look... Wow!

Is that really me? [laughs]
Is that really Mummy?

It's like an album cover,
isn't it? Ooh!

-Can we just zoom in on my face?
-Yes.

[Miche] Yeah, I think looks
are really important.

People say don't judge
a book by its cover,

but what else are you
going to judge it on?

You're not going to go up
to someone who you think,
"They look like a boring book."

Or someone who looks like
the Bible, are you?

You're going to go up to
someone that looks like
Now Magazine.

-Do you know when they'll be
up on the website?
-Not yet.

But they're going to go up
on the internet, aren't they?

Yep. There's just the small
matter of payment for today.

Oh, my God! What?
We get paid as well?

-This is too much.
-No.

Sorry. You've got to pay for the
shoot, as you would normally.

Yeah. Of course, yeah, that's
the price of fame, innit? So...

-OK, thank you.
-Lovely, thank you very much.

All right, straight in there.
There's a space there.

Right, Decoy. Swing it in.

-Grindah, child lock's on.
-Yeah, come on.

Are we going to move Kurupt
into Miche's house?

Nah, just got to chat
to her quickly. Let's go.

-That's me first.
-You first.

Why not? As they say in France.

[director] Does Miche know
you've been doing drugs?

I don't think many people know
what I'm doing, do you
know what I mean?

Cos I keep a good lid on it.

Still do what I gotta do
and no one can tell
I'm on drugs and that.

So I don't think she's copped.

Fucking hell.
All right, cool. I got this.

I'm chilled, I'm chilled,
I'm chilled, I'm chilled.

-Oh.
-Hey.

Hiya.

What, are you here
for Angel's contact visit?

-It's not today, is it?
-No. I'm not here
for Angel, no.

I'm, er... I just, er...

Is it all right
to use the lock-up?

-The garage?
-Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I was thinking of
getting back into, like,

all my body-building
sort of type stuff.

Oh, right. Great. Yeah, no.
Good for you, yeah.

-Thank you.
-I've been looking after
myself a lot as well recently.

-Yeah, yeah.
-Oh, right. Oh, that's sick.

Yes, you know, it's...
I'm also in the best place
I've ever been, so...

-I'll get the key.
-Cheers, thanks.

[sighs] Fucking hell.

-Did you get the key?
-Yeah.

-Smash it.
-Smash it.

You all right?

-You all right, Steves?
-Oh, yeah.

I didn't know
that he was there.

-Yeah.
-I was always there, just
around the corner a little bit.

The corner, yeah, exactly.
He's here because we...

erm, are going to be doing
body-building together.

So it's my new
weight-training partner.

-Yeah.
-Cos I'm... trying
to get big for summer.

-Exactly. Mm, mm.
-That's it.

-Go for it.
-Thank you. Thank you a lot.

-Have a great time training.
-You have a great time, too.

-Nice to see you.
-Nice day, whatever. Sorry.

Those MILFs. They were teasing
me, man, leading me on!

-You know?
-Yeah.

It's not on.

Right, er...

No, it's cool, man. I've
got it. It's, er... [laughs]

Christ! Look at all
your furniture in there.

Yeah. It's proper neatly
arranged, man. It's like
a living room in there.

Yeah, yeah, I've never noticed
that, actually. That's jokes.

-What a coincidence.
-Yeah, is that
bolted down, yeah?

-Is that a campfire?
-Kevin, I tell you what, mate,
I'll load all this stuff.

You go chill out, mate. Yeah,
yeah, go put your feet up, mate.

Put the radio on or something.
I've got it.

-[director] So how is business?
-Yeah, no, everything's great.

Everything's booming,
really great.

There's a cocktail bar that's
opened right next door, so...

Sod's law. No, it's fine.
It's not a problem.

They're taking all
my customers, actually.

You can have them, you bastards!

It's cool, a bit of competition,
you know? But, yeah...

Definitely haven't
closed down or anything.

Open for business as usual.

-[laughs]
-[Beats] Just dash it.

We need to go check on Grindah.

-Look at that! Kurupt FM 2.0.
-I love it.

-The brand-new home of.
-Is this all it is, yeah?

All it is?! You've got
everything you need here!

Look at the size of it.
It's a joke.

-You've got a sofa,
you've got everything.
-I can basically stand up.

-Boxing bag.
-Ooh! All right, then.

I used to do a lot of boxing
back in the day.
Boxercise classes and that.

-Wham!
-Straight in the belly,
low blow.

Know what I mean? Champion,
mate, here on the floor.

-It this you, yeah?
-Yeah, bruv.

-Look, I'm gone, yeah.
-It's perfect.

-Decoy!
-Grindah, it's you.

-What is it?
-It's your face.

-She's... Is that from there?
-Yeah.

She's kept all
the wedding stuff.

-Whole bag of it.
-She does love me.

She ain't over me yet.
I knew it.

Oh, for fuck's sake!

-Do you reckon you'll
get back with her?
-No.

Pointless now, innit?
On to bigger and
better things, mate.

-What, me?
-No, not you. There's no...

-I meant, like, this.
-Hey, bruv.

Listen, you're forgiven.
Let's go.

No, I can't leave.
All the equipment's in my car.

-I need to go, innit?
-Fuck's sake. Steves, you do it.

-Well, hurry up, man. Shit!
-It's a good idea.

He's such a freak
at the moment, like.

Do you reckon people will be
able to tell we're setting
up a radio station?

Cover the vinyls, Decoy,
cover the vinyls.

-The equipment's in here, innit?
-Oh, it's attached.

-That's attached.
-Help him, Decoy!

-That's attached.
-Help him, Decoy!
Decoy, help him!

-Watch my bumper, man.
-Lift it up!

It's still attached, Decoy.

[Beats] Why's it so quiet?

What the fuck?
Where's all the equipment?!

-Oh, shit. Mate!
-Oh, no.

It looks like you've been
robbed. Everything's gone, mate.

Oh, man! Chabsie!

-Oh, my God, the transmitter!
-What if it was
the rival station?

It's like we've been attacked!

-Come on.
-Oh, God!

Oh, shit!

Decoy, are you all right?

What?

Where's all the fucking
equipment?

You mov...

Bruv, come here now. We need
to do something about Grindah.

This is getting out of hand.

And...

-Ready to go, do you
know what I mean?
-Good to go. Let's shut this.

See you lot in a bit, yeah?

There's a guy
getting in his car.

See you lot in a bit.

No, I think you're going to
have to get out and do it.

-Do it from the other side.
-Yeah, yeah.

-Try and roll under when it's...
-Yeah, yeah.

Right at the last bit,
just roll under.

OK, go!
Steves, I said roll under.

-It's jammed.
-Oh.

All right, hold on, hold on.
Get it back up, get it back up.

I know what we're doing.
We're doing it wrong.

-OK, now, one swift movement.
-Straight down?

-Oh, for f...
-No.

-[Miche] So that's me.
-[Carol] You look beautiful!

-Thank you.
-That's given your confidence
a right boost, innit?

-Oh, look at that one!
-I know.

You look like the absolute
bollocks there, don't you?

-That's completely natural.
Just caught me off guard.
-Totally.

-Boom, you're there.
-Angel looks a bit off there.

-She's not looking her best.
-Well, look.

You could,
you know what I mean?

Cover...
You look beautiful, darling.

You're like... We're a whole
family of models now,
you know that?

I used to do a bit of modelling
for DFS back in the day.

Do you reckon I should change
my Facebook profile to say I'm
a professional model now?

-Definitely!
-Oh, this one, this one.
It's insane, this one.

-Might use that one as
my passport picture, actually.
-Yeah, why not?

[Chabsie] Kevin, do you reckon
you get cash if you get
someone sectioned?

-What?
-He says he's coming. Chabs.

-I'm a bit nervous, man.
Do you think he'll be...?
-Mate, do it. We have to do it.

I can't wait to show Beats!

-Shh! Duck down, though.
-I can't duck and run
at the same time.

I'll knee myself
in the face, mate.

Come on!

-Hello, Tony, mate.
You all right?
-Yeah. No, I'm good.

-Don't think no one
followed us or anything.
-OK, mate.

If you wanna pop yourself
inside and we can have
a nice little chat, yeah?

-Why are you talking like that?
-[Chabsie] Welcome, Tony.

Yes, you lot.
Erm, what's... the fuck?

Why is there chairs everywhere?

-[Steves] Sick, bear chairs.
-Please, take a seat, Tony.

Why do you keep calling me Tony
and why is there chairs
and shit, like?

-This is weird.
-Please... Please, mate.

Listen, we're all here
for you, OK?

Things have got a little bit
out of control.

[Chabsie] You don't know
what you're doing any more.

I know exactly what I'm doing.

-Me and him have been
sorting it all out...
-Tony, Tony, please, please!

-All day we've been working...
-Tony, please.
Don't lash out, OK?

-I'm not...
-We're all your friends, here.
Stevie, Fanty, Decie, Beaty.

All your best mates, for you.

Wait... What...
What the fuck's going on?

This...

-is an inter-wention.
-Yep.

-A what?
-Intervention.

-Inter-wen...
-Vention.

-Wention.
-Vent.

-Vent?
-Wention.

Yeah, intervention.

Does anyone else not know
what an intervention is?

[Chabsie] Everyone
has their low point.

Believe it or not, but I used
to be an addict myself.

I was actually
addicted to Viagra.

And this wasn't even for
Aldona. This was after.

You know, in the club, in the
streets, even in the restaurant.

I just had a raging boner
everywhere I went.

Had to be sat down and talk
about what was happening
to my penis.

Look, man, we're here because
we're worried about you and
we're worried about the station.

Tony, I don't know if you've
noticed because your life's
like a blur at the moment,

but you actually robbed
your own station today.

-What are you talking...
-Did you?

No, I didn't. You've
been with me the whole time!

No, I stopped it
from getting robbed!

I'm the only one doing
anything about this whole war.

Mate, there is no war.
It's all in your head.

-It ain't in my head, it's real.
-It is in your head.

We called them today
by mistake and they're real.

-No, we did call them.
-Yes, we did. We did.

All we're doing is sitting here
in a circle, not doing anything!

Tony, you're being
very defensive and
very aggressive right now.

I'm always defensive and
aggressive! What's wrong
with you people?

How about we go to the hospital
and get your head checked out?

-How about you get
your head checked out?
-I'll take him, split the cash.

What cash? Look, if you lot
think you can deal with radio
yourselves, good luck to you.

And good luck dealing
with the Kold War as well.

Kold War is actually
a sick name for it.

Please don't go, mate. Please!

No, do you know what, yeah?
You lot have made yourselves
perfectly clear.

I'm done with radio. I quit!

Tony, if you run away now,
you'll be running away
for the rest of your life!

Oh, shut up, you ugly freak!
Get out my way.

-[Beats] Please
don't quit, mate.
-You're lucky.

-Just stay, please.
-Get off me!

Tony, you're angry.
Please come back!

[Chabsie sighs]

Do, er... Do I have to have
an intervention now?

No, Steves, you're too far gone.

Yeah. It'd be pointless, Stevie.

Sick.

The station needs me way more
than I need the station,
I'm telling you that now.

I could have been anything,
like. Like, man could
have been like a...

like, a rocket scientist,
do you know what I mean?

But, like, but I didn't, like.

I chose radio. So, do you
know what I mean, like?

They should be grateful.

Chin up, gaffer, you know.

You know that bit in
"Lion King" when Mufasa dies?

-Hm-mm.
-And the little bambino
has to be king?

You're the leader now.

-He's not dead,
though, he's just...
-No, but, I mean, as good as.

Yeah, I wouldn't say
that I'm leaving him behind,

but I'd say that me and Grindah
are just moving at different
speeds at the moment.

I mean, I'm...

you know, moving quickly
and he's on speed.

Yeah, see you later, sad act.

[director]
Is it healthy to move on?

[Miche] Yeah. You shouldn't
just live in the past.

You've got to move on and
start living in the future
or the present.

Do you know why they
call it the present?

Because it's a gift.

-One speaker down.
-Put it on the back seat.

Decoy, you shouldn't have
a car if you don't want to
do stuff like this.

It was doing this earlier.

[Beats] Oh!

Oh, for f...

Craig, you need to be more
careful with this, mate.

[knocking, doorbell rings]

Who the fuck's that?

-[doorbell rings]
-Oh.

All right?

I ain't talking to you, but I
need to stay on your sofa again.

-Is it?
-Yeah, cos it's your fault
that I had to leave radio,

so you made me homeless.

Sorry, man.
Course you can stay.

It's just...

Roche?