People Just Do Nothing (2014–2018): Season 3, Episode 2 - Record Deal - full transcript

Beats, come on.

-Beats, look lively, mate,
look lively.
-Yep.

Leave the zoot alone.

[director] You've made
a new track then?

Yeah, Grindah's been playing it,
like, loads on Kurupt.

MC Grindah. Bang!

♪ Lyrical blow
to the jaw! Bang!
Lyrical blow to the jaw! ♪

♪ Bang! Lyrical blow
to the jaw leaving every MC
down on the floor ♪

♪ Bang! Lyrical... ♪
What you doing? Get up!
You're not even standing.

The other night
I literally played it
for three hours straight,

so that anyone that locked in
would literally just...



have been brainwashed
into loving it.

Yeah, I actually still
feel a bit knackered from it.

-[director] So you
performed it all live?
-Yeah, course.

Three hours live, back-to-back.

♪ Beats and Grindah killed an
MC, someone take him to A&E ♪

♪ Perform some
lyrical surgery! ♪

Put that fucking
joint down now!

[director] You're not worried
people will get bored of it?

-Mate, people don't bored
of shit like this.
-No, mate.

It's called a marketing
strategy. Getting into
people's heads.

-Do you know what I mean?
Basic psychology.
-Room 101.

-[track reloads]
-No.

Still got the mid-point reload.
You got to do it again.

What are you doing? You don't
see Van Damme sitting down.



[beeping on track]

We're here for a very special
meeting with XL Records.

Let's just say we're getting
a record deal today.

Let's just say they've
finally realised that we're
the future of new music.

-We don't even like new music.
-Yeah, exactly.

It's like the future of music
that still sounds like
it's in 2002.

It's...it's complicated.
It's industry sort of shit.
You wouldn't understand.

Yeah, you wouldn't get it.
Can't believe we're here.

-[woman] Hello?
-Hello. Chabuddy G here
with the Kurupt FM boys.

-We're here to get
a record deal.
-Yeah.

Sorry, do you have
a meeting with someone?

No, I haven't got a meeting.
I've got, um... I've got
a delivery.

-You said you had a meeting.
-Just...

-Okay, give me a minute.
-Trick, little trick.

The first rule of the music
industry is that the music
doesn't matter.

It's about who you know.
That's why it's very useful
to have a manager like me.

I mean, I don't know anyone,
but they don't know that
I don't know anyone.

So they know that I don't
know that they know, so...

[laughs]
Smart.

Pose, pose.

-Hi.
-Hi.

Do you have a delivery?

No, I don't have
a delivery, but...

Can we get a meeting?

No, sorry.

You fucking...

It's all right.
It's their loss.

-You said we had a meeting.
-We do have a meeting, just...

This is a...
this is a warm-up.

Come on, on to the next one.

Okay, I'm going to be making
notes throughout the day.

But otherwise, just pretend
like I'm not here.

-You all set, Miche?
-Yeah. I'm just checking...

-Good.
-..they're all straight.

[Miche] So, basically, to get
the hairdressing qualification

I need to do a test.

I have had a few tests
in my life before. Um...

I tried to do my driving test.
That didn't really go to plan.

I'm not into pressure.
If I can relax a bit more,
I can get it done

and not right off the car.

-They're all straight.
-Don't be nervous.
You'll be fine.

No, I'm not. No, I want it
to go really well today.

It will go really well.
You've got everything done...

-That's a good temperature.
-Relax.

[sighs] Yeah, I am.

[Beats] Chabuds, do you
know anyone at this one?

Who don't I know, mate?
But, listen, listen, okay?

These lot, these are top dogs.
We need to, basically,
just act important,

and just head straight
for the lifts, okay?

Keep it down, yeah?
Keep it down.

-Come on.
-There's no buzzer or anything.

-Shh!
-Coming through.

Good morning.
I'm here for work.

-Top floor, top dogs.
-Oh, another day!

Yeah, be natural.
Just blend in, blend in.

[director] So would you say
you're in it for money or glory?

I'm in it for the passion, mate.
That's why I do it, yeah?

I'm in it to lyrically destroy
anyone that listens to it,
do you know what I mean?

If money comes with that, then
that's a bonus round, innit?

[Beats] And I'm just here
for the ride,

wherever it may take thee.

I'd say I'm in it for the money.

-[bleeping]
-Shut up! Shut up!

Baiting it up.
Intense, innit?

Okay, get in, get in.
Press the button. Get in.

Fucking hell, the walls
are made of windows.

I don't even know
what's a wall any more.

You'll have to get
used to this, mate.

-Look, Atlantic! Atlantic!
-The lost city.

-Is this him?
-Yeah.

-Hello!
-Hello.

-You must be Steves?
-Yes, I am.

-Welcome to Lavender
Hair & Beauty.
-Hello, Miche.

Um, are you Miche? I don't
know if you're Miche yet.

[director] So are you allowed
to use friends in the test?

Yeah. I mean, it's not cheating.
It's sourcing your own model.

You know,
it's an industry thing, so...

So it's definitely
not cheating,

but if Tanya finds out
then, yeah, I would fail.

-Great to have you here.
-Nice to meet you.

-If you'd just like to take
a seat in our waiting area.
-Yeah, sure.

-Excellent.
-Sorry if I stink of draw.
I've got a Q in my bag.

I've got yours in here
as well, actually.

-That's fine, we'll just...
-Sort it out later.

Cool.

This is it. Just around here.

-Ah, look.
-Excuse me, can I...?

-Can I help you with anything?
-Yeah, hello.

What's your position,
role in the company?

Are you looking for
anyone in particular or...?

Yeah, someone actually
pretty important. Um?

Matt, Marty, Martin.
I forget his name. It's, um...

-Someone from the A&R team?
-That's it! That's his name.

-A&R, yeah.
-Okay.

Tell him it's Chabuddy G
with a hard "D".

-Chabu-d-dy G.
-Also Kurupt FM.

-He'll know.
-108.9.

-On your dial.
-Hiya, Josh. Have you got
any appointments today?

Yeah, there's a group down here
with a...camera and everything.

Yeah. Say Kurupt FM.
Say Kurupt FM.

Yeah. No, I thought so.
All right, cheers.
Leave it with me.

All right, bye.

He'll be down in about five,
so if I just pop you
over to the waiting room.

-He's going to come down now?
-Yeah. He'll be down
in about five minutes.

Just wait over in the waiting
room. There's a water machine.

So A&R's surname?
Shall I call him Mr A&R?

No, it's the department
he works for.

-Okay.
-Is there anything
I can get you? Tea or coffee?

No. You've been amazing.
You've done enough.

-All right.
-You've outstayed
your welcome. Thank you.

-We won't forget about you
once we get the millions.
-Okay.

-You know where my desk is
if you need anything.
-Thanks very much for your help.

-We're getting a record deal!
-Ssh! Play it cool!

No, shh!

-Are you a real customer?
-Yeah.

So I went for Steves as my
model cos he's got a sort of
fashion model look about him.

Weirdly tall and thin.
He's got the cheek bones.

Plus he's the only one
that would do it, but...

with the right haircut,
he could look a bit like
a super-model.

You know, like Kate Moss
and Naomi Campbell.

Can I get you a drink?

-Drink?
-Tea, coffee?

Did you have a drink?
No, no drink, thank you.

Bruv! 14 years in the making,
bruv. We're in it. We're here!

Oh, mate! Look at these. Awards.
We'll probably get awards.

Although I probably wouldn't
want 'em, cos we're too
underground for that, so...

-Who wants awards, anyway?
-Look at this.

Maybe you should
put that back up.

-Just in case.
-I think he's coming.

Shh! Play it cool,
play it cool.

So do you want to pop all
your stuff up here and
meet me at my chair?

[he coughs]

Lovely. Oh, and just
your hat as well.

Oh, yeah, the hat as well.

Yeah, I don't really like
getting my hair cut,
to be honest,

cos I find it really intense
staring at myself
in the mirror for ages.

Like, I feel like
the mirror version of myself

is gonna do something weird.

Like, I don't trust him.

Don't, don't panic. Um...

So what sort of thing
are you looking for today?

Is that?
Oh, she's there, yeah.

Um, I would like
a fresh crop, please.

-A French crop? Brilliant.
-French crop, please.

-Work with the texture of...
-Yeah, exactly, yeah.

We'll work with this, this
sort of dry and thick texture.

There's a little bit in the
middle where it's sort of
matted together.

I think it's the start
of, like, a dreadlock, but
you'll probably get it out.

[Chabuds]
Shh! I think that's him.

-Is that him?
-Shh, shh!

Act normal and lay back,
like you don't give a shit.
They love that.

-Hi, I'm Josh,
part of the A&R team.
-Hello, mate.

-Hi, Josh.
-Chabuddy G,
manager of Kurupt FM.

-Hi, DJ Beats.
-I'm Kurupt FM CEO, MC Grindah.

Yes. No, I recognise you guys.

-Oh, penny's dropped.
-People Who Do Nothing.

-Yeah, that's us, yeah.
-So is it serious?
You guys wanna make music now?

Are we serious? I'll let you
be the judge of that, mate.

-Yeah, we are serious.
-Let him be the judge of it.

-Right, if you'd...
-Shall we have a meeting?

Yeah, come this way.
Watch your heads.

-So if you'll come through.
-Oh! So is this your office?

Yeah. Just keep it down a peg
because there's a lot of
people working.

Sorry. Is this all right? Cos
your Grindah's girl and that.

No, no, no, it's fine.
I'm just gonna get you
to sit back and relax.

-Maybe not talk for a bit.
-Where's the armholes?

Yeah. No, there aren't any
armholes. So I'm just gonna...

Because I don't want
the shampoo in my eyes.

I won't let it get in your eyes.
I'm keeping it back.

The government put, like,
chemicals in shampoo
to keep us blind.

Being a hairdresser is about
more than just cutting hair.

You've got to be
a people person.

A lot of the customers,
you might think,

"Who is that? Why are they
here?" Like, "They're
disgusting."

You've got to be able to get
along with people from
all walks of life.

Even the ones who can't walk.
We've got a ramp, so...

What shampoo have you got,
actually? What are you using?

Shall I read the label out?

If it's government approved,
then we need to start
questioning it.

"Warning,
avoid contact with eyes."

See, this is it.
This is exactly what I mean.

MC Grindah, bad boy, raver.
When I'm on the mic
without the flavour,

when I blaze in a haze
I bin the paper. Holding
the mic like a light sabre.

And I'm lyrically darker
than Darth Vader.

Um, thank you.

What that was, Josh, that was
one of my earlier compositions.

I think what I was trying
to say with that was that, um,

-the mic is my weapon and
I'm all round better than...
-Darth Vader. That's...

It's powerful, it's great.
Thank you very much
for letting me hear it.

-Goosebumps.
Look at that, goosebumps.
-That's...

-Oh, mate! Your water's off.
-Ah, that's fizzy water, so...

Fizzy water? You lot got
more money than sense.

-It is fairly common.
-Band's money. You're a busy
man, I'm a busy man, yeah?

Money talks, bullshit walks.
Let's do some talking,
baby, yeah?

Get ready for the Kurupt FM
world exclusivity detract.

Get your fucking pen ready, cos
you're gonna sign the shit out
of us once you've heard this.

-Here you go, mate.
-Play it.

Eye contact, Josh,
eye contact.

It might sound a bit tinny
cos it's off the phone.

This will be available
in all formats as well, so CD,
MiniDisc, MP3, MP4, MP5...

-Right. MP6?
-Yeah, yeah, we can do that.

-[track plays on phone]
-MC Grindah.

♪ Bang! Lyrical blow
to the jaw! Bang!
Lyrical blow to the jaw! ♪

♪ Bang! Lyrical blow
to the jaw! ♪

Leaving every MC dead on the...
Like, in their own blood.

[Chabuds] These guys are
a phenomenon. They need
to be promoted.

So who better to...
I could sell the shit
out of anything, mate.

I've got the gab of the gift.

So I can literally talk my way
out of a bloody cardboard box.

No, he's not getting it.
Get the headphones.

-You need to hear the bass.
-Guys, I got it.

-I've got headphones.
-Honestly, thank you. That is...

You haven't had the whole
experience yet! Please!

Guys, thank you.
It's a pleasure.

Thank you. Pleasure to meet you.
Honestly, thank you so much.

-Josh, you haven't heard it
with headphones.
-Talk to my assistant.

You're a talented man. Cheers.
I don't need the headphones.

Thank you. Security,
can we sort this out, yeah?

You need to hear
the bass in my voice!

We're not gonna stay, mate.

Freaks!

Yeah? Fucking
keep looking, mate.

Lucky the cameras are rolling,
so I don't have to...

Not even fucking listening,
great.

Why don't we sell direct
to the record shops,

like Wiley and that used to do
back in the day?

-Let's just do that.
-What, now? You're going now?

-What d'you mean? Course we...
-But I gotta go dad classes
with Roche.

-If I'm late,
she's gonna switch.
-Oh, great!

-[director] Have you been more
bossy since you got pregnant?
-No.

I have not been
more bossy, have I?

-Yes.
-No.

Let's just go. Come on.

All right, you lot,
see you in a bit, yeah?

[director]
Does it cause friction?

What, arguments?

If he pushes too far, yeah.

Specially with
the hormones now, eh?

Yeah, I didn't really know
what hormones were,

but they're basically just
these tiny balls of anger
that live inside women.

Brilliant.
You're doing really well.

-Just keep facing...
-Keep facing forwards,
That's it.

-And, um...
-That's looking good.

-Oh, thank you, Jackie.
-So just...

I saw her in the reflection,
so I thought, "Check
if she's there."

Okay, let's do
a little bit of clippers.

Are these all doing
tests as well?

No, they're already
professional hairdressers, so...

-So where have we got to, Miche?
-I usually work with
darker hair than this.

This is a lot lighter,
so that's why it looks
a little mad at the moment.

Just relax, take your time,
work with the texture
of the hair and you'll be fine.

Great. Okay. Thank you, Tanya.

-It's going really well.
-Oh! Oh, my God!

I just love cutting hair.

Do you reckon it's gonna be much
longer? Cos I've got to link
Alfie Danger in a bit.

I just need a couple
more minutes.

Nearly done.

-Gonna sell some
of these bad boys.
-Yeah, exactly.

Let me do the talking, yeah?
They know who we are in there.

Come on. Hello, boss.
How you doing?
You all right? Good, good.

Hello, mate. Chabuddy G,
manager of Kurupft FM.

-Kurupft?
-Kurupft FM.

Kurupt FM! You know who we are.
Stop showing off in front
of the camera.

Let me ask you a question, mate.
How's business?

-Yeah, it's all right.
-What if I told you
you could double that?

Double what?

Just double it.

The key to being a good salesman
is knowing how to sell
your product.

For example, how much would
you give me for this watch?

Oh, fuck! It's got a dodgy
strap. It must have fallen off.

Okay, I tell you what, let me
look for the watch and then
just ask me the question again.

-You remember Get Out The Way?
-No.

Yes, you do. Good. So this is
the follow-up single from that.

-Right.
-Now play the tune.

Raw. There's a dead MC
on the floor.

-That's the heart monitor.
It's a themed song.
-Right.

-..Direction.
-I think it might be
MC Grindah.

-Who?
-Who?

[he raps along with song]
MC Grindah.

♪ Bang! Lyrical blow
to the jaw! Bang!
Lyrical blow to the jaw! ♪

♪ Bang! Lyrical blow
to the jaw leaving every MC
down on the floor ♪

[mobile buzzes]

Roche? I'm at dad classes.
Where are you?

I can't go in on my own.
It's a bit weird.

-[director] Do you feel
more mature then?
-Do I feel more mature?

Look what I'm
dropping these days.

I mean, check out the chinos.

Just hurry up, yeah? Bye.

When you walk into a place
with chinos on, they know
you're a real man.

For fuck's sake!

♪ What you gonna say now, what
you gonna do when Beats and
Grindah are coming for you? ♪

-Do you like it?
-Uh...

Yeah, keep listening.

♪ Beats and Grindah up on
the track, guess you could
call that double impact ♪

♪ Why are we so lyrically big?
Cos we've been training,
punching a tree for a week ♪

-[track reloads]
-Is that a rewind in the song?

Exactly.
It's the mid-point reload.

-And it goes back to the start?
-Spot on. He's heard of it,
yeah.

The mid-point reload is really
going to change people's
enjoyment of music.

-Exactly.
-Okay.

-In a good way.
-Right.

-I'm just not sure they'll sell.
-Let me stop you there, mate.

I am sure they'll sell, so are
you gonna listen to you saying,

"I'm not really sure. I'm
insecure." Or me, that knows
exactly what I'm talking about?

-Uh, I don't think
it's gonna happen.
-All right...good.

-Cos maybe you're
not gonna happen then.
-What's that mean?

Exactly. "What's that mean?"

-Don't...
-With your tiny little shop.

-Sorry about that.
-Freak! Yeah, how about that?

[CD clatters to the floor]

Have fun cleaning that up!

-I told you I was gonna
do the talking!
-I know, I know...

-That's why you fucked it up.
-You said you know him.

I did know him.
He's showing off.

Fuck that.

-Are you waiting for someone?
-Yeah.

Well, come in and wait.
That's fine.

Roche, thought it would be
a good idea, actually, if
we went on a parenting course.

It was when he asked
whether babies ever come out
the arsehole by accident.

Well, that's a simple mistake
to make, mate. They are very
close to each other.

Yeah, I've heard that before.

Hiya, Tina. Uh, 25 weeks.

And we're having a boy,
little Tyler.

Oh, named him already.
Congratulations.

All right. I'm Darren.
Obviously, I'm not pregnant,

but was involved in
the process, so, you know...

-Hello, I'm Jack.
-Hello, Jack.

Hello, I'm Laura.
I'm 23 weeks.

And we've actually decided
to keep it a surprise.

Good for you.
Lots of people do.

Not everyone wants everyone
to know, so there we go.

Hello. Um...
My name's Kevin Bates.

-Hello, Kevin.
-Aka Beats, aka the Albino Seal.

-Right, so, um...
-And, um...

This is a picture
of my partner, Roche.

-Right.
-Um, she's not here yet, cos
she had an emergency at work.

-Ah, so she's joining?
-Yeah, she is coming.

That's all right, man.
You can have a go on mine
if she don't turn up.

-Love that!
What's your name, mate?
-Darren. This is Tina.

Hello, Tina. Don't worry, I
don't want to have a go on you.

I mean, I would if...
and you weren't...

-[Darren laughs]
-Um, afraid we're going
to have to start now.

-How are we getting on?
-Yeah.

-We're nearly done,
aren't we, Steves?
-Sorry...

-Sorry.
-It's good that
you're so comfortable.

I get weird about haircuts.
I did a load of Valium earlier.

-Just to calm me down.
-Oh? Why not, eh?

-Yeah.
-Just get him finished up...

-Yeah.
-And out. Yep.

Yeah, okay.

Always better with a bit
of gel, innit? Just gonna...

This is where you'll really
see the transformation.

Wow!

Okay, so would you like
to just hold your baby

how you think a baby
would be held, so...

Just support the neck, Kevin.

-Doing a lovely job there.
-All right?

-Oh, hello.
-Sorry I'm late.

-Roche.
-Hello there.

-Hi.
-My dad used to do that one.

-Whey!
-Kevin. We are treating these
dolls like babies at the moment.

I know but they're not.

[director] Do you have
high expectations for
Beats at the birth time?

I have high expectations
of Kevin,

but I also am aware of what
Kevin will be able to do.

So, in the sense that,
I have high expectations
of what I would like him to do,

but I have very low expectations
of what I actually expect
him to do.

But babies, do they like
sort of jokes and that?

Not proper jokes,
but joke stuff?

Babies like to laugh,
of course, like everybody.

The same emotions as us.

Brilliant, wow!

I like how you do the little
space in between each strand.

It's my own little
technique actually.

Can I ask you if I can
get a picture of the hair
just to put in my gallery?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Model for you. Modelling.

-Smile.
-[camera clicks]

Great. Okay. Perfect.
So I think we're all done now.

Yeah, take that off, yeah.

-Great. I love it,
I really love it.
-VIP treatment.

All right. Do you want me to
give you this ting now or...?

-No, no. Just...
-Bit late, innit?

Okay. Wow! You look like
a footballer or something.

Proper, proper
celebrity look. Wow!

Better with the hat
on though, innit?

Feel like a crack head
without the hat. Uh!

-All right, see you later.
-Bye.

-Thank you.
-Bye.

Bye.

Oh, wow.

He just put the hat straight on.
What's he doing?

He smelt of drugs.

He smelt of drugs.

Ah, it just seems pointless.

You can't sell things on
the internet. How d'you
get the money?

Mate, trust me, okay?
Everyone's doing it right now.

People don't want to go
to the shop to buy music.

People don't want to
go to labels, mate. It's
all about downloading.

-The internet.
-I still reckon the internet's
gonna blow over any day.

No, mate. Trust me, okay?
Think about it. Right now,
we live in the now generation.

People want everything now,
okay?

Instant coffee, fast food,
fast internet.

-Yeah.
-Even fast sex.
Three minutes max.

Get it in, stick it back out,
clean yourself up,
get the hell out.

I don't even know what
you're talking about any more.

You started off and then
always just go back down to sex.

Yeah. Sorry, I'm just...

very sexually frustrated
at the moment.

Yeah, that's...

-You did great today, Miche.
-Thank you.

-Looks like we've got a natural
hairdresser in our midst.
-Oh, thanks.

You did well, actually,
cos he was a bit
of a tricky customer.

-He was off his face, actually.
-Druggy eyes, I know that.

Yeah, well,
you know what they say?

You've got to handle people
from all walks of life
as a hairdresser.

-So just doing my job really.
-That is very true.

Wow, next time you come in,
Mrs Beaumont, might be our
Miche here cutting your hair.

Oh, my God! I mean,
I would love that.

I've never cut long hair before,
so it would be a dream
come true.

Have you ever thought
of going a bit shorter?

So what I want you to do
is open your nappies.

And I want you to tell me
whether you think

you've got a healthy nappy
or an unhealthy nappy.

Ugh! That is mental.

-Is that real?
-No, it's not real. Calm down.

-Excuse me, is that real?
-No, Kevin, it's not real.

-It's just for the purposes
of the exercise.
-Cool.

What have you got there?

Yeah, it's mustard.
Does that mean it's unhealthy?

-What do you think, Kevin?
-I think it'd be a bit painful
to shit out pure mustard.

Ah! That's Darren.
That's Darren.

Yeah, he's well safe.
What did you get?

-We got peanut butter.
-Peanut butter?!

Yeah. Seriously, spread
that shit on some toast!

-This is just representing...
-Oh!

I've had shits like
peanut butter before. Oh!

-Can we settle, please,
so we can learn?
-Oh, that's disgusting!

And...there we go.

It's official. Our records
are now available to purchase

exclusively online.

Oh, mate! That's embarrassing.

I've now been officially
signed to eBay, mate.

I am now the CEO
of Kurupt FM Worldwide.

-Trust me.
-Baby!

♪Celebrate good times, Come
on!♪
- Come on

-Whack it in there.

-Big ups, brother.
-Big up.

-To Kurupt FM Worldwide!
-To Kurupt FM Worldwide!

Shall we say "pick up only"?

Yeah, make sure
they come to Brentford.

[director] In five years' time,
where do you see yourselves?

I'll probably be, you know...
I'll probably move to
a nicer part of Hounslow.

I'll probably get
a double Portakabin.

-So double-decker Portakabin.
-We're gonna have a castle
in Jamaica.

-Slash club-house.
-It's one of my plans.

Come down on
holiday to Jamaica.

I'll visit these
boys in Jamaica.

I'll be micro-managing
them from Hounslow.

I tell you what, actually, look.
You've signed this one.

So it's a limited edition.
We could probably charge
more for that.

Love that.
Whack it on for a grand.

-Really? What, a grand?
-Two grand, actually,
you're right.

I think any more than that
might limit sales.

Ah! That's lovely, that is.

So there are three basic
stages to labour.

You've got the dilation. This
is when you'll probably notice
some discharge from your vagina.

Basically, the mucus plug
that's been keeping infection

from going into your womb
and affecting your baby,
this is when it passes out.

-Is that only if it goes wrong?
-No, this is if it goes well.
We haven't got to the bad stuff.

-[drum and bass plays]
-Look at that.

That's mad. Our single's
literally worth more
than anyone's on there.

What does that tell you?

It tells you
I'm better than them.

Look at that.

[Beats] What these boys done
is incredible. Our own label.

Trust me, Kurupt FM will
always be groundbreaking, yeah?

-We'll just hit the ground
running and break it.
-Yeah.

Free champagne.
It's all part of the music life.

We'll take it out
of the first pay cheque.

Well, it wasn't signed off.

-Signed off at management level.
-Overruled by CEO.

[Beats] We don't need some mucky
label telling us what to do,
giving us bare money.

No amount would be enough.
You can't put a price
on what we're worth.

-Exactly, we're worthless.
-Exactly.

Aah!