Pacific Blue (1996–2000): Season 4, Episode 1 - Glass Houses - full transcript
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you don't seem very excited this isn't
very romantic is it what and a stuffy
wedding in Newport with 400 stuffy
guesses
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sorry to disappoint you amigo but
everything at this BS is legal except
the drugs the noise and your date she
don't make any noise now just come back
later
you're forcing me to shut you down but
since you put it that way excuse me
everyone
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I was so wrong about you this romance
campaign flowers and thank you thank you
very much welcome to the king and I do
wedding chapel we accept cash and most
casino chips hey could you sing a
heartbreak hotel for us unfortunately no
my estate served me with an injunction I
can't even play my own songs anymore
imagine that would you two like this
where your lovin is fine automobile or
would you like to step out what's the
difference $10
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you christine marie kelly promised to
love honor and respect ec until death do
you part
do you Wendell Terrence Calloway promise
to love honor and obey Chris until death
do you part
obey for her twas love honor and respect
and for me it's love honor and obey just
your first marriage yes sir Elvis sir
just say I do
I do
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now on the side of the Lord the power
vested in me by the state of Nevada the
ever-watchful presence of the king I now
pronounce you husband and wife
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I got to stop being Santa
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when they gotta get tougher guys for
campus security otherwise now it's just
safer out here
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we've been told you had a lot of fights
with this guy
sounds like a personal crusade damn
right it's personal Michael Perkins
parties of pharmaceuticals swap meets
his making us look like New Orleans so
up this you've decided he's the one
moving another crystal meth in this area
glass they call it the last town days
he's got good grades premed he calls
himself free man so we can work on the
campus pharmacy look I know he steals
the ingredients and cooks up his own
stuff great so all that's missing is the
proof tell you what officer when I find
it I'll bring it over to your favorite
doughnut stand okay TC we should take a
longer honeymoon no well yeah but it's
pros I know I'm from somewhere
everyone seems to be adjusting to the
transition smoothly but you seem a
little tense Callaway look captain you
want to talk about how much Deltora I'm
Claire more enjoying retirement even I
can do that over a beer right now I want
to talk about the promises you made me
when I agreed to assume as command you
agreed to a promotion I can't expand
this departments undercover work without
more officers you can't expand until you
replace yourself as sergeant yeah and I
got that covered I'm gonna promote from
within fine that's for your
reinforcements I'm doing I can't get you
the best as promised great then I'll
take Monika Harper to start and
Lieutenant Slocum's got her working
undercover at Pacific University and
she's only six months on the job she's
investigating grade tampering the campus
has much bigger problems like a crystal
meth ring TCH
oops morning captain no no we're
wrapping up congratulations on tying the
knot are you registered for gifts at the
academy sir we like to get a matching
set of new officers all right tie
trained when you make the case Harper
goes back to slope thank you sir Lindsay
chair you guys slumming it or what where
is it so much for small talk small talk
is for small minds will you fry to do
that Doe we were expecting to do big
business you know how long it takes to
make 20 pounds of pure crystal a lot
longer than it's gonna take the carb up
your soft little rich boy's body
you better not be holding out anytime
you want a search chair be smart you
don't want to lose your head
my guys cooking half for me half for you
just chill out
gran sir officer congratulations on
graduating Academy
Strickland Jamie marksman honors martial
arts triathlete second over on your
class what happened
leaving room for improvement sir
assignment preferences clearly indicate
the tougher areas of Los Angeles I want
to do more than break up brawls between
the baldwin brothers and the paparazzi
sir Granger supposed to be a Russ
Granger anyone know where Granger is
stranger
Russell multiple discipline violations
borderline reckless on the driving
course a psych profile indicating a
total disregard for your own personal
safety in addition to that you miss the
lineup this morning didn't miss the
target targets not firing back that's
why I can't wait to get out on the
streets then let me ask you this where
do you see yourself in this department
that's easy
I was bored around a bike sir I couldn't
agree more
a motorcycle cop I meant a damp
motorcycle hey you're the one that said
bike what division did you think he was
in wearing all that cyber gear I don't
know
SWAT oh come on this is a totally sweet
posting and you know oh yeah hey mom
watch me pedo reel faster the bad guys
in my hot pants hey you you're under
arrest
hop in the basket Calloway must have
seen something in you you should have
heard him
what about tears to your eyes I you said
that I have the same rebellious streak
he had as a rookie must have been when
Lincoln was president I'm transferring
out well look on the upside you have a
gun we are full-fledged police officers
now are you gonna help me move in are
you gonna sit there and mope only if you
take that stupid hat off I like this one
better
God Chris you turn to my house our house
making it livable livable for humans you
know I've never even seen you wear at
this stuff that's because before you're
only concerned about my clothes was
taking them off me and now that we're
married I won't have to try so hard
depends on how much closet space to give
me okay
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since my baby left me I found a new
place to dwell down Linda lonely
straight call operatically - you build
me a bigger closet
you know everything here so Tex
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what the hell are you doing expecting my
weapon and a civilian access area I hope
you at least rejected the round from the
chamber I'm not an idiot
yeah well that remains to be seen making
me real proud here can I help you find
out it don't be so sure I'm looking for
a lieutenant not a choirboy love your
lederhosen Ranger forget something
I'm lieutenant Callaway
you must be Monika Harper I was working
undercover for lieutenant Slocum's unit
excuse me
something wrong oh nothing I was just
expecting someone a little bit older
actually so was i well the boys at
school seem to think I'm just perfect
you're going undercover to find a meth
supplier not flirt with all the boys on
campus and exactly how do you think I'm
going to do that you're gonna fit in
just fine here
this is officer Kelly officer McNamara
they'll help you get situated welcome
aboard
I think thank you sir mmm nice package
that is definite proof that God did not
create all butts
equal yeah and occasionally he slips in
an ass
you wanted to code that for me yeah she
comes with that package I'm married
we've talked to every professor on the
chemistry department and no one seems to
know how to find them well short of
Gestapo search I can't see how either
see these meth labs or the moonshine
stills of the late 20th century you can
cook this stuff up in a hot plate and
any dorm oh if we want to trace the
ingredients is a federal no best bet
only bet find a chloric acid red liar
available in any hardware store the key
is ephedrine it's a controlled substance
yeah I heard you get extracted from cold
medication or even diet pills yeah
unfortunately true recipe is sorry I
couldn't be of any more help oh no
that's okay we appreciate your time
professor Watson thank you sure is this
some kind of new experiment that's
tomato soup microwaves Rhodey
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oh I'm sorry I'm late for class I didn't
know it was illegal to run it's illegal
to purchase drugs what were you buying
back there you're doing the search
warrant you tell me I got nothing here
you girls gonna beat her up
no I think they just want to frisk me
you shut up and you stay out of this sir
we don't know where you've dumped but if
some little kid finds it we're coming
after you you know if I wanted an old
woman in my face I'd go visit my mother
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I'm Mike I'm annoyed I know where you
can reply swear let me guess your house
I'm telling you the MacNamara
it's gonna make my life a living hell so
beat her to it
do a great job and make her life
miserable oh that's practical dressed
like Richard Simmons my butt hurts
I wrote eight tickets today for
jaywalking and she still has the nerve
to no dolfyn hi hey interrupting no I
came by to compliment you on your first
day and also bring by employee benefits
packages I'm also your union
representative Greg don't arraign
spandex I like your place
thank ya cuz this group dish Betty oh
yeah um okay well um a great day
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it's not like most campus cops to a
problem in personal time what do you
want you had a good career an excellent
record so why did you leave the LAPD why
the hell are you checking up on me yeah
just thought since we were working
together you're wrong we're not working
together
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malcom his people always have enough to
sell because the only way these college
schools know how to transact is to screw
their partners yeah we got to find the
cooker
I think his latest slam knows anything
you're better than I thought I'm even
better when I'm high stay here first
taste is on me
are you Michael's girlfriend or
something too much eye makeup you look
like a raccoon best in a city come home
private chef come dance with me Michael
you promised
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that's a nasty habit I'm a nasty girl
well it sounds like we should hang out
what's your major making friends no I
don't go to school just the parties
makes you smarter than most of the
people in this room you like feeling
smart it's the alternative what if I
told you I could help you to be nastier
for less
really hmm they say women take a long
time that's your first of the coffee
first to the shower then get up earlier
I don't let me get to sleep a little
earlier mm-hmm forgetting something you
think I should flaunt being married to
the boss you kept your last name can
wear the ring I don't want to be your
wife on the job TC Chris you're my wife
wherever we go they give you a hard time
honey you can always come hide and lay
off this
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I'm late for work
instead it treats you like one of the
guys not like one of the guys in the
locker room you know you ain't pretty
good for a guy yeah but I could play
like one too Oh what do you have to say
now roomie thank you
Lonnegan would you go last night party
went so far and it tired I don't feel
like speaking come on you have to make
excuses tell me the truth so how'd you
like that glass that game blows doors
can I get some more
I watched you pocketed worst thing you
did all night was beer look I gave to
some friends in the valley okay
potential buyers looking for connection
I don't believe assault battery Perkins
please resist arrest you all right miss
yeah I'm fine
what's your problem well he was hurting
you yeah and you just see where that I'm
doing the bedroom so then you don't want
to press charges maybe against you
unless you're supposed to attack
students
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let's check the campus pharmacy the
computer has conveniently crashed so
they can't confirm Bobby's tips on a
than missing a bedroom we're here old
Chris why because I'm married now
no we're old because we're old what are
you talking about
I went to Russell's yesterday and they
were talking about me and when I walked
in the house they changed the subject I
don't believe you have you ever heard of
fish Betty who trust me Chris they think
if we take our teeth out at night why
did you tell me you were running
undercover on our case our case I
thought we weren't working together that
girl looks like a green rookie to me she
blends right in she's a liability then
keep an eye on it for me hey I'm not a
cop anymore remember you sure are acting
like one you don't know anything about
me lieutenant I know your parents are
killed by a drunk driver I know that's
when you started roughing people up in
the streets and I quit before I got out
of hand two broken noses five cracked
ribs three excessive force investigation
sounds like it got out of hand to me you
know you sound just like the upper brass
at the LAPD you fit right in over there
and you don't know me either look I'll
make you a deal you keep an eye on
Monica for me when it's time to take
down Perkins you get the bust why would
you do that for me your case your collar
deal deal
by the way that's your maker please
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talk about your great scenery what are
you doing here picking up a beautiful
girl no one would believe you had a
chance now get lost before you
you didn't say anything about anybody
else I said I had a buyer is there a
problem no it's fine
Quincy cherry this is rusty your real
name
about as real as Quincy sounds like
something off an old TV show yeah well a
matter of fact it is mom used to call me
that because they have a little hobby of
cutting things up and I bet you never
outgrew that
well my daddy nickname meets sherry why
I don't know he went to jail before I
could ask me a few three I finished your
mindless of bonding we need more of this
look I got people in Van Nuys that are
starving for a cheap high anything to
forget they're living in the valley huh
why come to us a lot of cash to spend
Michael said he'd sell me half of his
next shipment but I don't like dealing
with middlemen Louie don't like
strangers fine sell me the name of your
cooker and I'll deal direct I didn't
think you knew who he was
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why would college boys sell her is half
the 20 pounds I don't care about that
I'm worried he might sell her ours yeah
well listen make sure that doesn't
happen
I gotta be doing hook up later you
promise
what are you doing with my daughter
what's it look like should have taught
her to just say no she is 17 years old
you ever heard of statutory rape huh
sure my lawyers would give me 40 hours
of community service do you know any
years you'll get from manufacturing
crystal meth that's it our deal is off
it's a damn shame when he's heart's
gonna break when she finds out what
daddy's been cooking
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come on that's her cooker I was meeting
a friend for lunch and I just bump into
him run that crap with me Granger I was
there I saw you lady you've been on my
tail since the second I got here damn
straight
and I'm gonna stay on your tail you know
what I think I think you backed your way
into an undercover assignment and in the
process sit up you jeopardize the life
of a fellow officer we're all weird out
to me I mean now I can stay close to
Monica and give her some protection too
you got lucky rather be lucky than good
you might want to think about that one
good cops don't get their partners
killed
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I'll let these rookies get to you that's
too late
whenever Marty weaseled his way into an
undercover case look think of this as an
opportunity when you make sergeant you
can train them the way you want to
why because Chris is a buddy yeah I just
don't think it's worth risking our
friendship but you've been on the force
a lot longer than she has and she's also
my lieutenants wife
so you think Chris will be happy to get
promoted just because you didn't try
great we've got Michael Perkins on tape
walking out with another box in the Fed
room last night we still can't bless
them except for stealing a veteran and
then we lose the cooker this is insane
he's flaunting his operation there's
nothing we can do you really miss being
a cop don't you crews don't assume you
know anything about me
I do know that your parents were killed
by a woman with two prior DUIs yeah and
her daddy's political connections she
walked with probation because hey it was
only a couple of Mexicans who died it's
really horrible the only thing worse was
my superior officers choosing that
depressor of stiffer sentence but just
so you know you don't have to worry
about that with TC he doesn't care under
political pressure what else he gonna
say good work for him yeah that's right
but there wasn't true and we're gonna
marry him
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what did you say quincy and sherry told
me they'd sell me a chunk of their 20
pounds they told you they had 20 pounds
they don't get anything less I give it
to him your buyers in the valley how
much can they handle well you can give
them what's wrong all those night
classes daddy what have you been
teaching chemistry for drug dealers what
are you talking about stop lying to me
why did you do this by the way here's
your ephedrine Michael asked me to bring
that to you said he was a big fan of
yours the great chemists just a damn
glass maker much as I hate to see the
meltdown of the nuclear family we ain't
got time for this who the hell are you
we're your new distributors and we're
not leaving without 20 pounds of product
Oh take it easy alright look I'll bring
everything tomorrow morning just just
bring good money you can take it all
8:00 a.m. no later
don't try to bail on us we'll be
watching
okay it's okay listen to me I want you
to drive to Ed Carroll's San Diego right
I'll meet you there tomorrow night what
about you I have to make this deal this
is the last chance for me to secure a
future for us
of course I want the whole 20 pounds but
what about Quincy turn to hell the
penalty I want to half a million cash I
can do that I have to talk to not now
it's really important are you deaf
this is business by the way did you give
your dad that package like I asked you
of course I did Michael everything went
perfectly good now go away I'll talk to
you tomorrow
yeah I'll go away
does anybody else think it's crazy to
have two rookies working undercover on
the same case just me
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she's one of the few I couldn't ID I
don't lose she's enrolled
it's like car keys
catch I'll go see if I can swirl license
plate
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so how can a guy like you come up with
so many zeros no offense
well we did a couple of banks in
Riverside last month looking for an
investment ever since then why don't you
tell your friend she can stop sucking up
to Michael he's not gonna have anything
to give her after tomorrow as long as we
got something to sell doesn't matter
which one of us scores there'd be so
much more fun of it this year
what do you say we get up and then down
stop I just want to check in with Cory
he just called her five minutes ago you
need to learn how to delegate you know
what I need a reliable loyal sergeant
beneath you I was thinking more along
the lines of some Sinatra could that be
yeah Monica hi sorry to bother you but
Cory said I could come here if I had a
problem what's going on I have Michael
ready for a deal but he spooked I'm
afraid he's gonna run before I can get
to the cookers lab all right I'll get a
telephonic warrant I'll bust this place
in the morning
nice jammies what I did some glass
everybody at the party was getting high
and they were all watching me I couldn't
blow my cover
so you snort crystal meth and blow the
investigation instead lieutenant nothing
has changed except your credibility as a
witness unless you're willing to lie in
court Granger those lawyers of rip you
apart the courts would rather believe an
informant who's hooked on the stuff than
a cop who's tried it once you violated
procedure this is more than just a
rookie mistake it was reckless so
transfer me out I don't need this crap
any more than you do
so what you want okay I admit when I
dreamed of being a cop I wasn't wearing
bike shorts and porn sand out of my
shoes
then quit I don't quit right answer as
of now you're officially suspended until
a drug test comes back and shows the
meth is out of your system understood
Cory said there's something else I
should know about last night we went out
for pizza and there was this place next
door everyone was getting one I was kind
of buzzed
it just seemed like the thing to do at
the time Granger yes sir
why lucky 13 I don't remember
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my god
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let's go what time is it it's almost
7:00 are you in or out
can I be in about an hour that mint is
mine I'm not gonna let anybody else get
it
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by the james bond that campus cop is out
front all night something's going down
and i'm out of here before it does
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one two
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I just wondered where you hid it that
shouldn't matter to you art deal's off
the moment you involved my daughter
you're doing involved here doc I took my
wrist
now take the glass
be smart you can always make more meth
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drop it I'm a police officer do it now
you're under arrest now turn around and
get on your knees I said turn around
boy I bet you're glad to see us
that's identity there's an open window
out back I think that's why Bobby please
alright put an APB out officer Harper as
well as Michael Perkins okay Tom we
don't know if she went along willingly
or as a hostage McNamara go this is
Bobby Cruz that girl we spotted last
night her car's registered under a
professor Alan Watts teaches chemistry
yeah we know him give an address or 18
Ridge I've had it there down
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don't want you going in without backup
I'll let you know
there's nobody do you see where the pits
are Watson's house we're still searching
but from the looks of it you cleared out
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and the Science Building are you walks
away wait for
please
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this is 1gb floor we have a male and
female suspect fleeing East on
motorcycle and University Drive armed
and dangerous emergency response vehicle
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you don't look bad for being so close to
toast best thing about all the glass
shards is I don't think about the burn
so much I want to thank you for your
help Chris my friends call me Bobby
TC look I won't bother you anymore Bobby
but there's a place for you in my
command if you want it at the end of a
reinstatement gauntlet we're just
talking about a pistol refresher and
oral and written proficiency tests only
cake you pull strings on you I know a
couple of people in the upper brass of
the department do you think about
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I love what you've done with the place
use your decorator Ringling Brothers I'm
sorry to drop by unannounced
hello biggie want a brillar tenant Lone
Ranger I want you to have a seat sorry
it's such a mess
actually it's a pretty livable oh look a
g-string
no Monica it's a muzzle why don't you
put it on mm-hmm we obviously made some
pretty serious mistakes out there boys
and girls
hope you're not including me in that you
bet I am
cherry and Quincy got away I know we
messed this whole thing up lieutenant
but if you just give us some time it's
not about time Strickland it's about
attitude I really don't care I'm headed
back to Slocum's unit tomorrow yes you
are hey lieutenant how well did you do
your first week on the force badly but
not as bad as assigning three rookies to
this investigation
Harper good luck hmm Strickland Granger
I hate to tell you guys this but I'm
having serious doubts about keeping you
on my team
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you
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you don't seem very excited this isn't
very romantic is it what and a stuffy
wedding in Newport with 400 stuffy
guesses
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sorry to disappoint you amigo but
everything at this BS is legal except
the drugs the noise and your date she
don't make any noise now just come back
later
you're forcing me to shut you down but
since you put it that way excuse me
everyone
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I was so wrong about you this romance
campaign flowers and thank you thank you
very much welcome to the king and I do
wedding chapel we accept cash and most
casino chips hey could you sing a
heartbreak hotel for us unfortunately no
my estate served me with an injunction I
can't even play my own songs anymore
imagine that would you two like this
where your lovin is fine automobile or
would you like to step out what's the
difference $10
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you christine marie kelly promised to
love honor and respect ec until death do
you part
do you Wendell Terrence Calloway promise
to love honor and obey Chris until death
do you part
obey for her twas love honor and respect
and for me it's love honor and obey just
your first marriage yes sir Elvis sir
just say I do
I do
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now on the side of the Lord the power
vested in me by the state of Nevada the
ever-watchful presence of the king I now
pronounce you husband and wife
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I got to stop being Santa
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when they gotta get tougher guys for
campus security otherwise now it's just
safer out here
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we've been told you had a lot of fights
with this guy
sounds like a personal crusade damn
right it's personal Michael Perkins
parties of pharmaceuticals swap meets
his making us look like New Orleans so
up this you've decided he's the one
moving another crystal meth in this area
glass they call it the last town days
he's got good grades premed he calls
himself free man so we can work on the
campus pharmacy look I know he steals
the ingredients and cooks up his own
stuff great so all that's missing is the
proof tell you what officer when I find
it I'll bring it over to your favorite
doughnut stand okay TC we should take a
longer honeymoon no well yeah but it's
pros I know I'm from somewhere
everyone seems to be adjusting to the
transition smoothly but you seem a
little tense Callaway look captain you
want to talk about how much Deltora I'm
Claire more enjoying retirement even I
can do that over a beer right now I want
to talk about the promises you made me
when I agreed to assume as command you
agreed to a promotion I can't expand
this departments undercover work without
more officers you can't expand until you
replace yourself as sergeant yeah and I
got that covered I'm gonna promote from
within fine that's for your
reinforcements I'm doing I can't get you
the best as promised great then I'll
take Monika Harper to start and
Lieutenant Slocum's got her working
undercover at Pacific University and
she's only six months on the job she's
investigating grade tampering the campus
has much bigger problems like a crystal
meth ring TCH
oops morning captain no no we're
wrapping up congratulations on tying the
knot are you registered for gifts at the
academy sir we like to get a matching
set of new officers all right tie
trained when you make the case Harper
goes back to slope thank you sir Lindsay
chair you guys slumming it or what where
is it so much for small talk small talk
is for small minds will you fry to do
that Doe we were expecting to do big
business you know how long it takes to
make 20 pounds of pure crystal a lot
longer than it's gonna take the carb up
your soft little rich boy's body
you better not be holding out anytime
you want a search chair be smart you
don't want to lose your head
my guys cooking half for me half for you
just chill out
gran sir officer congratulations on
graduating Academy
Strickland Jamie marksman honors martial
arts triathlete second over on your
class what happened
leaving room for improvement sir
assignment preferences clearly indicate
the tougher areas of Los Angeles I want
to do more than break up brawls between
the baldwin brothers and the paparazzi
sir Granger supposed to be a Russ
Granger anyone know where Granger is
stranger
Russell multiple discipline violations
borderline reckless on the driving
course a psych profile indicating a
total disregard for your own personal
safety in addition to that you miss the
lineup this morning didn't miss the
target targets not firing back that's
why I can't wait to get out on the
streets then let me ask you this where
do you see yourself in this department
that's easy
I was bored around a bike sir I couldn't
agree more
a motorcycle cop I meant a damp
motorcycle hey you're the one that said
bike what division did you think he was
in wearing all that cyber gear I don't
know
SWAT oh come on this is a totally sweet
posting and you know oh yeah hey mom
watch me pedo reel faster the bad guys
in my hot pants hey you you're under
arrest
hop in the basket Calloway must have
seen something in you you should have
heard him
what about tears to your eyes I you said
that I have the same rebellious streak
he had as a rookie must have been when
Lincoln was president I'm transferring
out well look on the upside you have a
gun we are full-fledged police officers
now are you gonna help me move in are
you gonna sit there and mope only if you
take that stupid hat off I like this one
better
God Chris you turn to my house our house
making it livable livable for humans you
know I've never even seen you wear at
this stuff that's because before you're
only concerned about my clothes was
taking them off me and now that we're
married I won't have to try so hard
depends on how much closet space to give
me okay
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since my baby left me I found a new
place to dwell down Linda lonely
straight call operatically - you build
me a bigger closet
you know everything here so Tex
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what the hell are you doing expecting my
weapon and a civilian access area I hope
you at least rejected the round from the
chamber I'm not an idiot
yeah well that remains to be seen making
me real proud here can I help you find
out it don't be so sure I'm looking for
a lieutenant not a choirboy love your
lederhosen Ranger forget something
I'm lieutenant Callaway
you must be Monika Harper I was working
undercover for lieutenant Slocum's unit
excuse me
something wrong oh nothing I was just
expecting someone a little bit older
actually so was i well the boys at
school seem to think I'm just perfect
you're going undercover to find a meth
supplier not flirt with all the boys on
campus and exactly how do you think I'm
going to do that you're gonna fit in
just fine here
this is officer Kelly officer McNamara
they'll help you get situated welcome
aboard
I think thank you sir mmm nice package
that is definite proof that God did not
create all butts
equal yeah and occasionally he slips in
an ass
you wanted to code that for me yeah she
comes with that package I'm married
we've talked to every professor on the
chemistry department and no one seems to
know how to find them well short of
Gestapo search I can't see how either
see these meth labs or the moonshine
stills of the late 20th century you can
cook this stuff up in a hot plate and
any dorm oh if we want to trace the
ingredients is a federal no best bet
only bet find a chloric acid red liar
available in any hardware store the key
is ephedrine it's a controlled substance
yeah I heard you get extracted from cold
medication or even diet pills yeah
unfortunately true recipe is sorry I
couldn't be of any more help oh no
that's okay we appreciate your time
professor Watson thank you sure is this
some kind of new experiment that's
tomato soup microwaves Rhodey
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oh I'm sorry I'm late for class I didn't
know it was illegal to run it's illegal
to purchase drugs what were you buying
back there you're doing the search
warrant you tell me I got nothing here
you girls gonna beat her up
no I think they just want to frisk me
you shut up and you stay out of this sir
we don't know where you've dumped but if
some little kid finds it we're coming
after you you know if I wanted an old
woman in my face I'd go visit my mother
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I'm Mike I'm annoyed I know where you
can reply swear let me guess your house
I'm telling you the MacNamara
it's gonna make my life a living hell so
beat her to it
do a great job and make her life
miserable oh that's practical dressed
like Richard Simmons my butt hurts
I wrote eight tickets today for
jaywalking and she still has the nerve
to no dolfyn hi hey interrupting no I
came by to compliment you on your first
day and also bring by employee benefits
packages I'm also your union
representative Greg don't arraign
spandex I like your place
thank ya cuz this group dish Betty oh
yeah um okay well um a great day
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it's not like most campus cops to a
problem in personal time what do you
want you had a good career an excellent
record so why did you leave the LAPD why
the hell are you checking up on me yeah
just thought since we were working
together you're wrong we're not working
together
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malcom his people always have enough to
sell because the only way these college
schools know how to transact is to screw
their partners yeah we got to find the
cooker
I think his latest slam knows anything
you're better than I thought I'm even
better when I'm high stay here first
taste is on me
are you Michael's girlfriend or
something too much eye makeup you look
like a raccoon best in a city come home
private chef come dance with me Michael
you promised
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that's a nasty habit I'm a nasty girl
well it sounds like we should hang out
what's your major making friends no I
don't go to school just the parties
makes you smarter than most of the
people in this room you like feeling
smart it's the alternative what if I
told you I could help you to be nastier
for less
really hmm they say women take a long
time that's your first of the coffee
first to the shower then get up earlier
I don't let me get to sleep a little
earlier mm-hmm forgetting something you
think I should flaunt being married to
the boss you kept your last name can
wear the ring I don't want to be your
wife on the job TC Chris you're my wife
wherever we go they give you a hard time
honey you can always come hide and lay
off this
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I'm late for work
instead it treats you like one of the
guys not like one of the guys in the
locker room you know you ain't pretty
good for a guy yeah but I could play
like one too Oh what do you have to say
now roomie thank you
Lonnegan would you go last night party
went so far and it tired I don't feel
like speaking come on you have to make
excuses tell me the truth so how'd you
like that glass that game blows doors
can I get some more
I watched you pocketed worst thing you
did all night was beer look I gave to
some friends in the valley okay
potential buyers looking for connection
I don't believe assault battery Perkins
please resist arrest you all right miss
yeah I'm fine
what's your problem well he was hurting
you yeah and you just see where that I'm
doing the bedroom so then you don't want
to press charges maybe against you
unless you're supposed to attack
students
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let's check the campus pharmacy the
computer has conveniently crashed so
they can't confirm Bobby's tips on a
than missing a bedroom we're here old
Chris why because I'm married now
no we're old because we're old what are
you talking about
I went to Russell's yesterday and they
were talking about me and when I walked
in the house they changed the subject I
don't believe you have you ever heard of
fish Betty who trust me Chris they think
if we take our teeth out at night why
did you tell me you were running
undercover on our case our case I
thought we weren't working together that
girl looks like a green rookie to me she
blends right in she's a liability then
keep an eye on it for me hey I'm not a
cop anymore remember you sure are acting
like one you don't know anything about
me lieutenant I know your parents are
killed by a drunk driver I know that's
when you started roughing people up in
the streets and I quit before I got out
of hand two broken noses five cracked
ribs three excessive force investigation
sounds like it got out of hand to me you
know you sound just like the upper brass
at the LAPD you fit right in over there
and you don't know me either look I'll
make you a deal you keep an eye on
Monica for me when it's time to take
down Perkins you get the bust why would
you do that for me your case your collar
deal deal
by the way that's your maker please
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talk about your great scenery what are
you doing here picking up a beautiful
girl no one would believe you had a
chance now get lost before you
you didn't say anything about anybody
else I said I had a buyer is there a
problem no it's fine
Quincy cherry this is rusty your real
name
about as real as Quincy sounds like
something off an old TV show yeah well a
matter of fact it is mom used to call me
that because they have a little hobby of
cutting things up and I bet you never
outgrew that
well my daddy nickname meets sherry why
I don't know he went to jail before I
could ask me a few three I finished your
mindless of bonding we need more of this
look I got people in Van Nuys that are
starving for a cheap high anything to
forget they're living in the valley huh
why come to us a lot of cash to spend
Michael said he'd sell me half of his
next shipment but I don't like dealing
with middlemen Louie don't like
strangers fine sell me the name of your
cooker and I'll deal direct I didn't
think you knew who he was
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why would college boys sell her is half
the 20 pounds I don't care about that
I'm worried he might sell her ours yeah
well listen make sure that doesn't
happen
I gotta be doing hook up later you
promise
what are you doing with my daughter
what's it look like should have taught
her to just say no she is 17 years old
you ever heard of statutory rape huh
sure my lawyers would give me 40 hours
of community service do you know any
years you'll get from manufacturing
crystal meth that's it our deal is off
it's a damn shame when he's heart's
gonna break when she finds out what
daddy's been cooking
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come on that's her cooker I was meeting
a friend for lunch and I just bump into
him run that crap with me Granger I was
there I saw you lady you've been on my
tail since the second I got here damn
straight
and I'm gonna stay on your tail you know
what I think I think you backed your way
into an undercover assignment and in the
process sit up you jeopardize the life
of a fellow officer we're all weird out
to me I mean now I can stay close to
Monica and give her some protection too
you got lucky rather be lucky than good
you might want to think about that one
good cops don't get their partners
killed
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I'll let these rookies get to you that's
too late
whenever Marty weaseled his way into an
undercover case look think of this as an
opportunity when you make sergeant you
can train them the way you want to
why because Chris is a buddy yeah I just
don't think it's worth risking our
friendship but you've been on the force
a lot longer than she has and she's also
my lieutenants wife
so you think Chris will be happy to get
promoted just because you didn't try
great we've got Michael Perkins on tape
walking out with another box in the Fed
room last night we still can't bless
them except for stealing a veteran and
then we lose the cooker this is insane
he's flaunting his operation there's
nothing we can do you really miss being
a cop don't you crews don't assume you
know anything about me
I do know that your parents were killed
by a woman with two prior DUIs yeah and
her daddy's political connections she
walked with probation because hey it was
only a couple of Mexicans who died it's
really horrible the only thing worse was
my superior officers choosing that
depressor of stiffer sentence but just
so you know you don't have to worry
about that with TC he doesn't care under
political pressure what else he gonna
say good work for him yeah that's right
but there wasn't true and we're gonna
marry him
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what did you say quincy and sherry told
me they'd sell me a chunk of their 20
pounds they told you they had 20 pounds
they don't get anything less I give it
to him your buyers in the valley how
much can they handle well you can give
them what's wrong all those night
classes daddy what have you been
teaching chemistry for drug dealers what
are you talking about stop lying to me
why did you do this by the way here's
your ephedrine Michael asked me to bring
that to you said he was a big fan of
yours the great chemists just a damn
glass maker much as I hate to see the
meltdown of the nuclear family we ain't
got time for this who the hell are you
we're your new distributors and we're
not leaving without 20 pounds of product
Oh take it easy alright look I'll bring
everything tomorrow morning just just
bring good money you can take it all
8:00 a.m. no later
don't try to bail on us we'll be
watching
okay it's okay listen to me I want you
to drive to Ed Carroll's San Diego right
I'll meet you there tomorrow night what
about you I have to make this deal this
is the last chance for me to secure a
future for us
of course I want the whole 20 pounds but
what about Quincy turn to hell the
penalty I want to half a million cash I
can do that I have to talk to not now
it's really important are you deaf
this is business by the way did you give
your dad that package like I asked you
of course I did Michael everything went
perfectly good now go away I'll talk to
you tomorrow
yeah I'll go away
does anybody else think it's crazy to
have two rookies working undercover on
the same case just me
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she's one of the few I couldn't ID I
don't lose she's enrolled
it's like car keys
catch I'll go see if I can swirl license
plate
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so how can a guy like you come up with
so many zeros no offense
well we did a couple of banks in
Riverside last month looking for an
investment ever since then why don't you
tell your friend she can stop sucking up
to Michael he's not gonna have anything
to give her after tomorrow as long as we
got something to sell doesn't matter
which one of us scores there'd be so
much more fun of it this year
what do you say we get up and then down
stop I just want to check in with Cory
he just called her five minutes ago you
need to learn how to delegate you know
what I need a reliable loyal sergeant
beneath you I was thinking more along
the lines of some Sinatra could that be
yeah Monica hi sorry to bother you but
Cory said I could come here if I had a
problem what's going on I have Michael
ready for a deal but he spooked I'm
afraid he's gonna run before I can get
to the cookers lab all right I'll get a
telephonic warrant I'll bust this place
in the morning
nice jammies what I did some glass
everybody at the party was getting high
and they were all watching me I couldn't
blow my cover
so you snort crystal meth and blow the
investigation instead lieutenant nothing
has changed except your credibility as a
witness unless you're willing to lie in
court Granger those lawyers of rip you
apart the courts would rather believe an
informant who's hooked on the stuff than
a cop who's tried it once you violated
procedure this is more than just a
rookie mistake it was reckless so
transfer me out I don't need this crap
any more than you do
so what you want okay I admit when I
dreamed of being a cop I wasn't wearing
bike shorts and porn sand out of my
shoes
then quit I don't quit right answer as
of now you're officially suspended until
a drug test comes back and shows the
meth is out of your system understood
Cory said there's something else I
should know about last night we went out
for pizza and there was this place next
door everyone was getting one I was kind
of buzzed
it just seemed like the thing to do at
the time Granger yes sir
why lucky 13 I don't remember
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my god
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let's go what time is it it's almost
7:00 are you in or out
can I be in about an hour that mint is
mine I'm not gonna let anybody else get
it
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by the james bond that campus cop is out
front all night something's going down
and i'm out of here before it does
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one two
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I just wondered where you hid it that
shouldn't matter to you art deal's off
the moment you involved my daughter
you're doing involved here doc I took my
wrist
now take the glass
be smart you can always make more meth
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drop it I'm a police officer do it now
you're under arrest now turn around and
get on your knees I said turn around
boy I bet you're glad to see us
that's identity there's an open window
out back I think that's why Bobby please
alright put an APB out officer Harper as
well as Michael Perkins okay Tom we
don't know if she went along willingly
or as a hostage McNamara go this is
Bobby Cruz that girl we spotted last
night her car's registered under a
professor Alan Watts teaches chemistry
yeah we know him give an address or 18
Ridge I've had it there down
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don't want you going in without backup
I'll let you know
there's nobody do you see where the pits
are Watson's house we're still searching
but from the looks of it you cleared out
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and the Science Building are you walks
away wait for
please
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this is 1gb floor we have a male and
female suspect fleeing East on
motorcycle and University Drive armed
and dangerous emergency response vehicle
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you don't look bad for being so close to
toast best thing about all the glass
shards is I don't think about the burn
so much I want to thank you for your
help Chris my friends call me Bobby
TC look I won't bother you anymore Bobby
but there's a place for you in my
command if you want it at the end of a
reinstatement gauntlet we're just
talking about a pistol refresher and
oral and written proficiency tests only
cake you pull strings on you I know a
couple of people in the upper brass of
the department do you think about
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I love what you've done with the place
use your decorator Ringling Brothers I'm
sorry to drop by unannounced
hello biggie want a brillar tenant Lone
Ranger I want you to have a seat sorry
it's such a mess
actually it's a pretty livable oh look a
g-string
no Monica it's a muzzle why don't you
put it on mm-hmm we obviously made some
pretty serious mistakes out there boys
and girls
hope you're not including me in that you
bet I am
cherry and Quincy got away I know we
messed this whole thing up lieutenant
but if you just give us some time it's
not about time Strickland it's about
attitude I really don't care I'm headed
back to Slocum's unit tomorrow yes you
are hey lieutenant how well did you do
your first week on the force badly but
not as bad as assigning three rookies to
this investigation
Harper good luck hmm Strickland Granger
I hate to tell you guys this but I'm
having serious doubts about keeping you
on my team
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you