Pacific Blue (1996–2000): Season 4, Episode 2 - Treasure Hunt - full transcript
Jamie is slipped some G.H.B. and thinks she may have been date-raped. Two shockjock radio talk hosts take an interest in Bobby Cruz' 15 year-old sister, Theresa. After Cory finds out she's been promoted to sergeant over her best friend, Chris, she also discovers she's pregnant.
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god I need this late night early morning
who's the lucky guy
well apparently you looks like a
lieutenant made in a breeze for you to
get back on the floors and who pulled
your transfer strings
I thought Slocum wanted to keep I just
go I'm set
leave me I'm not very happy and
attention any black and white minutes
suspects he's heading south on boardwalk
more females for citations for
disturbing the peace officer Harper
letters you can read for that spells oh
yeah
same as that let me guess that moronic
radio contest started today job it's an
adventure huh Bobby
what are you doing here what am I doing
here if I'm not mistaking you and I were
both supposed to be on patrol together
this morning
okay so we're both trying to rack up
brownie points to make sergeant damn
who'd you get to switch out with you
Granger why because I asked Strickland
Oh No we left two rookies together
attention any black and white under 17
minutes nine eleven silent alarm at
Dudley market this one pp7 responding
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you Jeff don't understand English or
what
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transaction are you gonna be real sorry
come on what do you want [ __ ] open the
door all right
open the register already it's officer
freeze slowly take your hands out of
your pocket how do you do it now
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you're a hero Strickland
shut up for us
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guy was going off he had his hand his
pocket I just assumed that he was too
perfect but which is exactly why we wait
for backup Granger especially in
potential hostage situation always let
the gunmen exit and then take him
outside which is exactly why we always
pair rookies with experienced officers
Bobby Cruz aside are we all clear on
this now Strickland you need to take the
rest of the day off I'm fine lieutenant
just put a bullet in the guy's chest
letting it bother you as part of the job
get out of here Granger
neither one of us knew the other had
switched out if you've been
communicating instead of competing for
the sergeant's position you would have
sorry TC it won't happen again it was
mistake you're right it won't happen
again and if it does like to give the
posting to some from the outside you
said we were going to Magic Mountain
tomorrow you swore I know but an extra
shift opened up and we could use the
money
especially if I'm gonna get us into a
new place that's all it is with you
lately money money money
new topic already hey you want to go to
college right so you're ditching me to
hang out with a blond Nazi huh come on
Teresa don't give me a hard time okay
it's not cool the way those kids were
riding like maniacs and harassing the
tourists
it sure is come here to be harassed I've
got a local color no worry about you
sometimes attention any black and white
are Pacifica units please respond to the
23 109 a and an Airstream trailer at the
end of the pier that's where kW these
parts
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Oh
to see
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here comes the bike cops watch off folks
these types leave skid marks back yep on
this book but I remember when the
arrival of a couple of tight budgets
panics meant the party was just about to
begin this isn't a party it's drag
racing it's dangerous and it's illegal I
don't care what the prize is
what's your very 500 or should I say
officer be Cruz and what does the B
stand for would it be
Byron Benito Bobby yeah look like a
Bobby to me I know you don't
yeah I am the victim to every big bad
bad Tony really like yourself news come
on Bobby let's go we don't have time and
who is this body officer uptight and
haughty is my 15 year old sister Becca
I'm a huge band really I like the way
she says huge don't you dick
very promising dick somebody a cruise I
want to talk to you not as bad as I do
Bobby you're hurting me Teresa I got a
stretch limo and a pair of tickets to
see fish Betty tonight at the plating
you can answer this a wild wild Q uh-huh
all right is your brother really
obsessed with the size of his weapon
well dick let's just say I catch him
handling a lot when he thinks you know
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Hey ladies look I'm looking for a place
you guys know anything not me
what about those two guys who took a
powder a couple of months coming what's
up with their pad Victor and lieutenant
Palermo did not take a powder
Monica they retired but they moved out
right yeah and their place has rented
real quick well you guys would let me
know if anything comes up right yeah
yeah great Thanks how you doing please
open up in my building and I don't want
that woman any closer than necessary
okay I hear Bobby cruising his sister
you to place bingo
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I told you I'd take you out to get
plowed I didn't know I'd have to give
you a lessons on how to do it get off my
case Russ crawled up your fly explain
something to me
you're the one who screwed up today
you're the one that could have been
killed
but I didn't yeah because I saved you
but you're my hero
so how come you're the one knocking back
shooters like it's a regular night and
I'm the one sitting here feeling so
profoundly crappy
one word estrogen oh I have a better
word denial whatever gets you through
the night babe see you Annie
you must be pretty tired of it I'm tired
of a lot of things why don't you do
yourself a favor don't become
I don't intend to I just I'd like the
chance to make up here lousy day I don't
know my day was lousy
that's pretty obvious to any guy who's
paying attention to you instead of
yourself
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it's a school night Teresa you're right
good night I don't think so
what's in the bag party favors you know
some hash brownies some shrooms couple
of crack vials souvenirs or backstage
VIPs only
look I know you think going to the kyo
beach party is cool but if you know
what's cool anymore it isn't cool when
you've got a big bio test the next
morning one you spent the whole weekend
cramming and stressing about you're like
Samson as soon as you chopped off your
hair to become a cop you became like
this total joy killing grown-up doctor
Issa I became a grown-up the day mom and
dad were killed
I don't know why I thought a shower was
gonna get rid of this headache trust me
close your eyes and swallow I know
there's a joke in there somewhere but
I'm not up for it all right the last
time that I saw you was right before I
went to the John and when I came back
you were gone well I must have kept on
drinking because the last thing I
remember you were tossing some pretty
boy strickland you make me so proud knew
there was hope for you you're my friend
you'll shoot me the old cocktail napkin
origami flower simply a very effective
if I told you how many times did I got
laid a meet great at me sounds like my
kind of place
I think someone slipped me something
Russ yeah give me a break
you got wasted you had a good time don't
make any excuses well how do I know I
had a good time I can't even remember
half the night look you want to play
like a pro you got to pay like a pro
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my god Russ I can't find my badge my
badge it's gone you may have bigger
problems
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better take that personal day lieutenant
gave you go get a blood test and a rape
kit
sergeant Callaway I bet you're so used
to saying that alone when it's official
gonna be real used to it
nothing's been decided yet Monica yeah I
have to say I admire your tactics though
going all the way to marriage and what
tactic did you use to mysteriously
obtain a transfer to our unit you know
what's gonna be trippy
you've been mourning for months now oh
my god such and Calaway you're finally
gonna have someone mona to meet in any
pacific blue units for suspect sighted
impersonating officers between navy and
rose this is one pb3 responding
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maybe you should really quick lucky drop
out turn it out move there
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Granger I'd be honored
you're the right to remain silent
anything you Kris
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and will be used against you in a court
of law you're right
actually I'm three weeks and two days
from all right
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I'm pregnant Chris
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so a bartender great Amy confirm you
were there last night
find your badge nope you know the name
and the guy you were with no they said
the guy's regular all right so he'll
show up again it gets better not only
did I show up with him but I left for
them to listen to me we're gonna get
this creep okay how with our fantastic
police work there are other ways
there better be because there's cops you
suck when you took the shower you were
trying to nurse a hangover not destroy
evidence of it I am positive that
someone slipped me some GHB but now I
will never know if I was raped or not we
are gonna find this dude we are gonna
beat him so bad that he'll wish we
didn't kill them Oh that'll be good what
do you want to do you want to tell the
lieutenant oh yeah hi lieutenant I got
drunk I got drugged
I got violated maybe may have been but I
sure hope that this doesn't affect your
opinion of me as a cop because I know I
could do a good job
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I hope you both appreciate how difficult
this decision was for me congratulations
sergeant McNamara Congrats um I'm sorry
um I think I'm gonna puke it wasn't
exactly the reaction I was expecting I
bet it wasn't you gonna make sure she's
okay
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hello again excuse okay I'm so much more
than okay
you sure of course I'm sure they all are
see in my town maybe you need to get
some air
who needs air great look you should call
me sometime even if you have the rep I'm
the best hey you weren't trying to pick
up on my date were you
no I'm here to see the adorable man who
gave me this
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yes Lee Chris is that what you were
hoping for when you're at the gym for
three hours of course not I was just
trying to make up for slacking off last
week whatever something on your mind
don't be an idiot do you see not tonight
I thought we were okay with this no no
no you hoped and you prayed that I'd be
okay with this but you knew damn well
that I wouldn't and I still had to make
a decision I scored higher on the
sergeant's exam by five points you've
also been written up several times for
poor attitude that was in my rookie year
Cory's been on the job longer and you've
been known to bend the rules what job
isn't black and white TC Chris you're a
great cop Cory's just a better example
it's not personal
bull everything's personal you think
this would be easier if you were
sergeant you'd be bending over backwards
every day trying to prove to everybody
that you deserve this you don't think I
get enough crap already for sleeping
with a boss I could have handled it
you just underestimate me not today I
didn't today I overestimated you
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so when you say I was a lot of fun last
night are we talking dancing on the
table fun or something more you know
that you're a great storyteller yeah you
told us all kinds of tales about your
misadventures at the police academy oh
here's one
everybody my roommate he won't be
staying right in your skull with this
you might as well thought the trail of
breadcrumbs was an impulse she was so
sweet she took pity on you [ __ ]
maybe she really digs me get a hold of
that fantasy joking and eject her she's
a cop it's too risky
really isn't that why she's worth 100
points what am i worth sixty five didn't
we learn our lesson about working
without backup why do I need you for if
I want to kick his ass I'll do it myself
a name all we need is a name Darren law
thought the only things papa Strickland
passed down to me picking pockets
Strickland marry me
he just doesn't seem the type is exactly
the type he's a geek could Sora's poser
friends and the waisted broad with the
power suit she's gonna be next
damnit they're gone look I am really not
feeling well so unless you're the
messenger delivering my script
miss eller I'm Jamie we met last night
at a bar grade-a meat okay you're a
freak I've never heard of it
I'm a cop right so where's the badge I
saw you with a short sandy-haired man
it's my suspicion that he drugged you
it took sexual advantage of you I don't
think so I was wondering if you'd be
willing to submit to a blood test and a
rape kit how would you know because I
think the same thing happened to me
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no but sergeant McNamara just told me
something over nothing building she did
then she well there's a real good idea
you can cozy up to your new sergeant
maybe she'll even let you kiss her
strike hey okay let's just say a brave
Samaritan did it rise to the occasion
yeah yeah you might have to like takers
right here any problems on the force you
know violence tally I mean you hear
about that stuff happening all the time
I don't think I should be talking about
the pad well speak of the devil get down
Theresa you're making a fool of yourself
and of us somebody else I might add
can't you see he's just using you to
piss me off
looks like he's doing a good job then
doesn't it
Theresa go home you ditch school again
you're grounded well there's a new
section in the Cruz Penal Code no you
better listen I'm Teresa he's starting
to show that angry Latin side yeah I
wouldn't want him to lose his temper at
me the way he does his suspects
smoldering Wow well you know what this
is dick Brennan and Dick Alice a couple
of Dec morning here at the K Wilde beach
party we'll see whether or not when we
come back if a little TLC from the dicks
can mend this local family torn asunder
stay with us now I remember you
we went to high school together no we
went to the same school but we never did
anything together hey listen I catch you
near my sister again you'll be sorry you
hearing me dick Bobby come on let's go
don't worry about it amigo
besides I pick my flowers in private
I can't believe it took you that long
you haven't even asked me what I'm gonna
do about my situation figured if you
wanted to talk about it you talk about
it I guess there's nothing to talk about
yeah
does Doug know no but I'm thinking about
having this baby Chris should be really
hard with a new job and all is that what
your problem is
me becoming your superior I don't have a
problem with Cory right and that Jill is
coming from an arctic cold front coming
in from the Pacific I said I've already
accepted me a new subordinate guys a
friend shouldn't you want an honest
opinion yeah honesty among friends is
real important Hey ladies
hey guess what what I found a place
that's just super Monica yeah it's right
by the beach it's right by the station
congratulations and it's close to you
whoa close close to who close to me or
closing this little white house
it's got green trim wrought iron fence
little bird back in the front oh and
there's even this funny little gargoyle
sits out of this tree in the front yard
got a bigot wait a minute I know that
place well you should it's right next to
you and the lieutenant I hope you don't
mind if I come over and borrow a cup of
sugar now and then you see I baked a lot
of cookies well I'll see you around
neighbor
Saltine
I don't know what you're talking about I
don't even know what a TLC is TLC TLC no
man I I told you haven't done anything
better hope to god that's true because
even though I don't believe you Jamie
doesn't think you would have done that
to her but if you give her any reason to
doubt her own judgment I swear I would
never do anything to hurt her or betray
her trust I'm gonna make sure that
because I'm gonna be sticking real close
by
oh you're out for now who's a suspect
he's not a suspect so what is this
routine questioning thanks for your help
you can go now hey wanna tell me what
this is about it's nothing it's a
misunderstanding
you're gonna tell me what's going on why
because you're my sergeant damn right
and if you don't I'm gonna put you in
disciplinary bet you've just been
waiting for an excuse haven't yet and
she's gonna have to keep on waiting
we suspect that there's a group of guys
committing rapes out of a bar called
grade-a meat they're drugging them with
GHB how do you know that because I may
be one of the victims do you have any
evidence no actually the suspects have
the evidence they stole my badge
well it just gets better and better do
have a second GHB victim with evidence
of sexual intercourse but no DNA and no
memory guy work on him does this have to
go to the lieutenant yeah but not for 48
hours so you an officer cement head have
that long to figure this out after that
thank you
Jamie if there's any other way I can
help you handle this
sinus who's that all about maybe it's
better if you didn't know what happened
to honesty between friends or is this
your first command decision that depends
are you asking me as a friend or as a
fellow officer I'm mrs. TC Callaway and
I know I had to choose I got a lead
Darren and his two buddies went to
Pacific you
turns out they got in trouble for
harassing sorority girls no wonder
they're friends the three Sikh
Musketeers that still doesn't tell us
exactly what they're up to
yeah but the Dean of Students told me
someone who can a guy named Philip Aaron
a fourth musketeer so you found some
misfits to fit in with just thought
they'd grow out of it after graduation
like Bhangra nerd thing would end when
they were successful but they were only
getting sicker by the minute and they
were still playing the game only worse
what game treasure hunt there's a list
with a bunch of girls on it or types of
girls everyone throws in a lot of money
and whoever has the most points by the
deadline wins points each kind of girl
is rated easy up - in your dreams loser
stewardess is ten points teachers 30 all
the way up to rock stars politicians and
CEOs what about a female cop
that would be huge
and how long would a pregnant officer
before stay on desk duty really and in
terms of assignments promote ability how
heavily do the way a female officer
situation
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I see so you must be relieved to see
that office at Kelly's finally figured
out a way to accept defeat gracefully
are you talking about talking about
getting ready to spawn in the near
future you know jumping from the fast
track to the mommy track she must be
taking his lemons and making lemonade
it makes me thirsty just thinking about
it where'd you hear that
this is lieutenants been making phone
calls what kind of phone calls you know
the kind let me tell you only some of
the consequences of a female officer
getting pregnant let's talk about a
fatter bun bigger thighs for starters
Harper what's exactly my recommendation
of a honeymoon marriage period but
finest women in lieutenant's gene pools
I guess I'd be a little impatient too
I haven't said a thing but you want to
yeah I think you should know well what
stopped you I mean after all he is your
husband isn't that why you just can't
believe it I got the promotion I haven't
told them because one you're my friend
and two I thought you should why it's
personal it has nothing to do with the
way that I do my job well if that's true
then why are you hiding it Chris I
deserved this promotion and besides I
didn't think you really wanted it since
you added Mr s to the front of your name
I just assumed that you wanted to
concentrate on that for a while
pregnancy made you crazy me I am NOT the
one sneaking around my friends back
making phone calls I do not want this to
ruin our friendship
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it'll just take some adjusting
- hey I got us a pizza
God gave me so much extra cheese he
could have charged me no Dave
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you really went to the Lilith Fair mmm I
told you I'm a sensitive guy what more
proof do you need my badge for starters
excuse me you know the one you took for
a souvenir after you slipped me the GHB
I'm out of here you're not gonna be able
to drive anywhere you drugged me no
you're gonna know what it feels like why
don't you ask him how much you are worth
Jay but Phil seem to think that bagging
you would be a real game ender you can't
prove that I've done anything I want to
know where her badges then I want to
know the names of all the women you
losers have abused so I don't have to go
throw you off a building the only thing
that happened that night is I met a
beautiful woman that I expected to blow
me off but she didn't you have three
seconds to cut the crap all right all
right I I was way behind in points when
I saw you patrol on the boardwalk a
couple of weeks ago so when I spotted
you at the bar points was i worth to you
one hundred
look these other women that we pick
they're all just condescending witches
but for the stuff kicked in you were
being so nice to me in your own that's
because you were being nice to me and
that's why I called you a cab and I sent
you home maybe that's where your badge
is you mean you didn't we didn't know
Jamie we barely even kissed I wanted to
be with you but I wanted it to be real
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are you okay Teresa
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are you hurt did someone hurt you I was
at dig Alice's house last night
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what did he do to you Theresa
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that freakin brutality you open your
mouth again it's gonna be homicide
lieutenant your officer is out of
control
no one forced little sister to come over
last night what the hell'd you do to her
are you admitting that she stayed at
your place last night all night you ever
noticed how adorable she looks when
she's sleeping
you think statutory rape is funny rape
who said anything about rape did I say
anything about rape Bobbi lieutenant
there's a possible jumper at the end of
the pier fitting Teresa's description
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this is big dick Ellis company life in
Santa Monica tragedy seems to be
unfolding threatening to jump we're
gonna go over there right now we're
gonna see what we can do to help Teresa
Teresa honey just come on cut come down
okay everything will be okay oh I know
well no I want him to see this
Teresa what's going on and how can I
help I don't need your help I just need
you to watch Teresa whatever he did to
you it's not that bad
Teresa tell him I didn't do anything
look honey just calm down okay you can
talk through this I promise
Teresa let me be your friend I mean that
is what we were becoming you guys are
trying to save my life
Teresa I know I gloat you off lately and
I'm sorry maybe if I hadn't this creep
never could have hurt you I didn't hurt
her Cruz yeah just my pride when you
totally dissed me last night while you
got drunk with those bimbos
Richard Alice nice yearbook photo mr.
most likely to die a virgin
whoa ho ho ho this whole thing's getting
away at hand let's settle this off the
air okay Richard Ellis you're the guy
you say yeah yeah you probably don't
remember my face because you were busy
slamming it into lockers or flushing it
down the toilets so you've done all this
to my sister because of some stupid
ancient grudge you used to kick the crap
out of this tweet while you get all the
women he ever wanted I doubt he finds
that stupid
Theresa this loser isn't worth it you'll
get over him yellow first chance to get
over himself and so do you Bobby like a
dive off a pier for anyone less than
mono I'm going I'm going
see you
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I'm telling you Jamie suspects something
it's like she was spoon she's gone cold
on you because she's a [ __ ]
all right she's been playing with you
man
something was really there a mirage
you're seeing what you want to see how
could you think that a woman like that
would possibly be interested not in this
reality her roommates been sniffing
around again oh testosterone boy he's
sniffing around because he wants
something that you want same thing he
didn't get what are you talking about he
didn't forget to pinch of souvenir for
that you didn't nail her I saw you put
her in that cab so what so games over
pal how do you figure I couldn't stand
to see a hundred point opportunity get
wasted so I took her out of the cabin
took her home I win you're lying you
asked Craig he helped put her in my car
I even got a little something to
remember her by son of a [ __ ] June we
got Chuck you set me up
and I felt bad about it until about a
minute ago don't kid yourself you're any
better than I am you're just more
pathetic
let them go Russ although maybe you
should get used to having a strong man's
hands on you because I will surely be
the last woman you ever had maybe even
your last anything
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Ugly Duckling like strictly please look
under the whole rap about young Betty's
having poor self-image but come on no I
am serious rest there's a part of me
knows what those guys are feeling like
no you don't you grew out of it they
turn it into a crime spree you never get
over it
I always have that dorky little kid
inside even when you grow into a goddess
why are you working so hard Granger you
know you ain't gonna get in I'm just
practicing partner I wanted to go
practice on her she's one who has to get
used to fending off dogs like you
Theresa what are you gonna do with the
10 grand she put it away for college his
idea no T how'd you get to be so cool
with a role model like this guy yeah she
is pretty cool isn't she oh no give it a
rest boys the other u2 ticket is gone to
one of my uncle's hey I'm your brother
and I am your brother super cool super
fun friend I am mr. e is mr. dork you do
not want to kick those IV taste
Oh
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Chris Kelly yeah I called earlier about
getting those forms to request a
transfer right from Pacific blue
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god I need this late night early morning
who's the lucky guy
well apparently you looks like a
lieutenant made in a breeze for you to
get back on the floors and who pulled
your transfer strings
I thought Slocum wanted to keep I just
go I'm set
leave me I'm not very happy and
attention any black and white minutes
suspects he's heading south on boardwalk
more females for citations for
disturbing the peace officer Harper
letters you can read for that spells oh
yeah
same as that let me guess that moronic
radio contest started today job it's an
adventure huh Bobby
what are you doing here what am I doing
here if I'm not mistaking you and I were
both supposed to be on patrol together
this morning
okay so we're both trying to rack up
brownie points to make sergeant damn
who'd you get to switch out with you
Granger why because I asked Strickland
Oh No we left two rookies together
attention any black and white under 17
minutes nine eleven silent alarm at
Dudley market this one pp7 responding
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you Jeff don't understand English or
what
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transaction are you gonna be real sorry
come on what do you want [ __ ] open the
door all right
open the register already it's officer
freeze slowly take your hands out of
your pocket how do you do it now
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you're a hero Strickland
shut up for us
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guy was going off he had his hand his
pocket I just assumed that he was too
perfect but which is exactly why we wait
for backup Granger especially in
potential hostage situation always let
the gunmen exit and then take him
outside which is exactly why we always
pair rookies with experienced officers
Bobby Cruz aside are we all clear on
this now Strickland you need to take the
rest of the day off I'm fine lieutenant
just put a bullet in the guy's chest
letting it bother you as part of the job
get out of here Granger
neither one of us knew the other had
switched out if you've been
communicating instead of competing for
the sergeant's position you would have
sorry TC it won't happen again it was
mistake you're right it won't happen
again and if it does like to give the
posting to some from the outside you
said we were going to Magic Mountain
tomorrow you swore I know but an extra
shift opened up and we could use the
money
especially if I'm gonna get us into a
new place that's all it is with you
lately money money money
new topic already hey you want to go to
college right so you're ditching me to
hang out with a blond Nazi huh come on
Teresa don't give me a hard time okay
it's not cool the way those kids were
riding like maniacs and harassing the
tourists
it sure is come here to be harassed I've
got a local color no worry about you
sometimes attention any black and white
are Pacifica units please respond to the
23 109 a and an Airstream trailer at the
end of the pier that's where kW these
parts
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to see
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here comes the bike cops watch off folks
these types leave skid marks back yep on
this book but I remember when the
arrival of a couple of tight budgets
panics meant the party was just about to
begin this isn't a party it's drag
racing it's dangerous and it's illegal I
don't care what the prize is
what's your very 500 or should I say
officer be Cruz and what does the B
stand for would it be
Byron Benito Bobby yeah look like a
Bobby to me I know you don't
yeah I am the victim to every big bad
bad Tony really like yourself news come
on Bobby let's go we don't have time and
who is this body officer uptight and
haughty is my 15 year old sister Becca
I'm a huge band really I like the way
she says huge don't you dick
very promising dick somebody a cruise I
want to talk to you not as bad as I do
Bobby you're hurting me Teresa I got a
stretch limo and a pair of tickets to
see fish Betty tonight at the plating
you can answer this a wild wild Q uh-huh
all right is your brother really
obsessed with the size of his weapon
well dick let's just say I catch him
handling a lot when he thinks you know
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Hey ladies look I'm looking for a place
you guys know anything not me
what about those two guys who took a
powder a couple of months coming what's
up with their pad Victor and lieutenant
Palermo did not take a powder
Monica they retired but they moved out
right yeah and their place has rented
real quick well you guys would let me
know if anything comes up right yeah
yeah great Thanks how you doing please
open up in my building and I don't want
that woman any closer than necessary
okay I hear Bobby cruising his sister
you to place bingo
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I told you I'd take you out to get
plowed I didn't know I'd have to give
you a lessons on how to do it get off my
case Russ crawled up your fly explain
something to me
you're the one who screwed up today
you're the one that could have been
killed
but I didn't yeah because I saved you
but you're my hero
so how come you're the one knocking back
shooters like it's a regular night and
I'm the one sitting here feeling so
profoundly crappy
one word estrogen oh I have a better
word denial whatever gets you through
the night babe see you Annie
you must be pretty tired of it I'm tired
of a lot of things why don't you do
yourself a favor don't become
I don't intend to I just I'd like the
chance to make up here lousy day I don't
know my day was lousy
that's pretty obvious to any guy who's
paying attention to you instead of
yourself
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it's a school night Teresa you're right
good night I don't think so
what's in the bag party favors you know
some hash brownies some shrooms couple
of crack vials souvenirs or backstage
VIPs only
look I know you think going to the kyo
beach party is cool but if you know
what's cool anymore it isn't cool when
you've got a big bio test the next
morning one you spent the whole weekend
cramming and stressing about you're like
Samson as soon as you chopped off your
hair to become a cop you became like
this total joy killing grown-up doctor
Issa I became a grown-up the day mom and
dad were killed
I don't know why I thought a shower was
gonna get rid of this headache trust me
close your eyes and swallow I know
there's a joke in there somewhere but
I'm not up for it all right the last
time that I saw you was right before I
went to the John and when I came back
you were gone well I must have kept on
drinking because the last thing I
remember you were tossing some pretty
boy strickland you make me so proud knew
there was hope for you you're my friend
you'll shoot me the old cocktail napkin
origami flower simply a very effective
if I told you how many times did I got
laid a meet great at me sounds like my
kind of place
I think someone slipped me something
Russ yeah give me a break
you got wasted you had a good time don't
make any excuses well how do I know I
had a good time I can't even remember
half the night look you want to play
like a pro you got to pay like a pro
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my god Russ I can't find my badge my
badge it's gone you may have bigger
problems
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better take that personal day lieutenant
gave you go get a blood test and a rape
kit
sergeant Callaway I bet you're so used
to saying that alone when it's official
gonna be real used to it
nothing's been decided yet Monica yeah I
have to say I admire your tactics though
going all the way to marriage and what
tactic did you use to mysteriously
obtain a transfer to our unit you know
what's gonna be trippy
you've been mourning for months now oh
my god such and Calaway you're finally
gonna have someone mona to meet in any
pacific blue units for suspect sighted
impersonating officers between navy and
rose this is one pb3 responding
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maybe you should really quick lucky drop
out turn it out move there
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Granger I'd be honored
you're the right to remain silent
anything you Kris
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and will be used against you in a court
of law you're right
actually I'm three weeks and two days
from all right
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I'm pregnant Chris
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so a bartender great Amy confirm you
were there last night
find your badge nope you know the name
and the guy you were with no they said
the guy's regular all right so he'll
show up again it gets better not only
did I show up with him but I left for
them to listen to me we're gonna get
this creep okay how with our fantastic
police work there are other ways
there better be because there's cops you
suck when you took the shower you were
trying to nurse a hangover not destroy
evidence of it I am positive that
someone slipped me some GHB but now I
will never know if I was raped or not we
are gonna find this dude we are gonna
beat him so bad that he'll wish we
didn't kill them Oh that'll be good what
do you want to do you want to tell the
lieutenant oh yeah hi lieutenant I got
drunk I got drugged
I got violated maybe may have been but I
sure hope that this doesn't affect your
opinion of me as a cop because I know I
could do a good job
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I hope you both appreciate how difficult
this decision was for me congratulations
sergeant McNamara Congrats um I'm sorry
um I think I'm gonna puke it wasn't
exactly the reaction I was expecting I
bet it wasn't you gonna make sure she's
okay
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hello again excuse okay I'm so much more
than okay
you sure of course I'm sure they all are
see in my town maybe you need to get
some air
who needs air great look you should call
me sometime even if you have the rep I'm
the best hey you weren't trying to pick
up on my date were you
no I'm here to see the adorable man who
gave me this
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yes Lee Chris is that what you were
hoping for when you're at the gym for
three hours of course not I was just
trying to make up for slacking off last
week whatever something on your mind
don't be an idiot do you see not tonight
I thought we were okay with this no no
no you hoped and you prayed that I'd be
okay with this but you knew damn well
that I wouldn't and I still had to make
a decision I scored higher on the
sergeant's exam by five points you've
also been written up several times for
poor attitude that was in my rookie year
Cory's been on the job longer and you've
been known to bend the rules what job
isn't black and white TC Chris you're a
great cop Cory's just a better example
it's not personal
bull everything's personal you think
this would be easier if you were
sergeant you'd be bending over backwards
every day trying to prove to everybody
that you deserve this you don't think I
get enough crap already for sleeping
with a boss I could have handled it
you just underestimate me not today I
didn't today I overestimated you
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so when you say I was a lot of fun last
night are we talking dancing on the
table fun or something more you know
that you're a great storyteller yeah you
told us all kinds of tales about your
misadventures at the police academy oh
here's one
everybody my roommate he won't be
staying right in your skull with this
you might as well thought the trail of
breadcrumbs was an impulse she was so
sweet she took pity on you [ __ ]
maybe she really digs me get a hold of
that fantasy joking and eject her she's
a cop it's too risky
really isn't that why she's worth 100
points what am i worth sixty five didn't
we learn our lesson about working
without backup why do I need you for if
I want to kick his ass I'll do it myself
a name all we need is a name Darren law
thought the only things papa Strickland
passed down to me picking pockets
Strickland marry me
he just doesn't seem the type is exactly
the type he's a geek could Sora's poser
friends and the waisted broad with the
power suit she's gonna be next
damnit they're gone look I am really not
feeling well so unless you're the
messenger delivering my script
miss eller I'm Jamie we met last night
at a bar grade-a meat okay you're a
freak I've never heard of it
I'm a cop right so where's the badge I
saw you with a short sandy-haired man
it's my suspicion that he drugged you
it took sexual advantage of you I don't
think so I was wondering if you'd be
willing to submit to a blood test and a
rape kit how would you know because I
think the same thing happened to me
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no but sergeant McNamara just told me
something over nothing building she did
then she well there's a real good idea
you can cozy up to your new sergeant
maybe she'll even let you kiss her
strike hey okay let's just say a brave
Samaritan did it rise to the occasion
yeah yeah you might have to like takers
right here any problems on the force you
know violence tally I mean you hear
about that stuff happening all the time
I don't think I should be talking about
the pad well speak of the devil get down
Theresa you're making a fool of yourself
and of us somebody else I might add
can't you see he's just using you to
piss me off
looks like he's doing a good job then
doesn't it
Theresa go home you ditch school again
you're grounded well there's a new
section in the Cruz Penal Code no you
better listen I'm Teresa he's starting
to show that angry Latin side yeah I
wouldn't want him to lose his temper at
me the way he does his suspects
smoldering Wow well you know what this
is dick Brennan and Dick Alice a couple
of Dec morning here at the K Wilde beach
party we'll see whether or not when we
come back if a little TLC from the dicks
can mend this local family torn asunder
stay with us now I remember you
we went to high school together no we
went to the same school but we never did
anything together hey listen I catch you
near my sister again you'll be sorry you
hearing me dick Bobby come on let's go
don't worry about it amigo
besides I pick my flowers in private
I can't believe it took you that long
you haven't even asked me what I'm gonna
do about my situation figured if you
wanted to talk about it you talk about
it I guess there's nothing to talk about
yeah
does Doug know no but I'm thinking about
having this baby Chris should be really
hard with a new job and all is that what
your problem is
me becoming your superior I don't have a
problem with Cory right and that Jill is
coming from an arctic cold front coming
in from the Pacific I said I've already
accepted me a new subordinate guys a
friend shouldn't you want an honest
opinion yeah honesty among friends is
real important Hey ladies
hey guess what what I found a place
that's just super Monica yeah it's right
by the beach it's right by the station
congratulations and it's close to you
whoa close close to who close to me or
closing this little white house
it's got green trim wrought iron fence
little bird back in the front oh and
there's even this funny little gargoyle
sits out of this tree in the front yard
got a bigot wait a minute I know that
place well you should it's right next to
you and the lieutenant I hope you don't
mind if I come over and borrow a cup of
sugar now and then you see I baked a lot
of cookies well I'll see you around
neighbor
Saltine
I don't know what you're talking about I
don't even know what a TLC is TLC TLC no
man I I told you haven't done anything
better hope to god that's true because
even though I don't believe you Jamie
doesn't think you would have done that
to her but if you give her any reason to
doubt her own judgment I swear I would
never do anything to hurt her or betray
her trust I'm gonna make sure that
because I'm gonna be sticking real close
by
oh you're out for now who's a suspect
he's not a suspect so what is this
routine questioning thanks for your help
you can go now hey wanna tell me what
this is about it's nothing it's a
misunderstanding
you're gonna tell me what's going on why
because you're my sergeant damn right
and if you don't I'm gonna put you in
disciplinary bet you've just been
waiting for an excuse haven't yet and
she's gonna have to keep on waiting
we suspect that there's a group of guys
committing rapes out of a bar called
grade-a meat they're drugging them with
GHB how do you know that because I may
be one of the victims do you have any
evidence no actually the suspects have
the evidence they stole my badge
well it just gets better and better do
have a second GHB victim with evidence
of sexual intercourse but no DNA and no
memory guy work on him does this have to
go to the lieutenant yeah but not for 48
hours so you an officer cement head have
that long to figure this out after that
thank you
Jamie if there's any other way I can
help you handle this
sinus who's that all about maybe it's
better if you didn't know what happened
to honesty between friends or is this
your first command decision that depends
are you asking me as a friend or as a
fellow officer I'm mrs. TC Callaway and
I know I had to choose I got a lead
Darren and his two buddies went to
Pacific you
turns out they got in trouble for
harassing sorority girls no wonder
they're friends the three Sikh
Musketeers that still doesn't tell us
exactly what they're up to
yeah but the Dean of Students told me
someone who can a guy named Philip Aaron
a fourth musketeer so you found some
misfits to fit in with just thought
they'd grow out of it after graduation
like Bhangra nerd thing would end when
they were successful but they were only
getting sicker by the minute and they
were still playing the game only worse
what game treasure hunt there's a list
with a bunch of girls on it or types of
girls everyone throws in a lot of money
and whoever has the most points by the
deadline wins points each kind of girl
is rated easy up - in your dreams loser
stewardess is ten points teachers 30 all
the way up to rock stars politicians and
CEOs what about a female cop
that would be huge
and how long would a pregnant officer
before stay on desk duty really and in
terms of assignments promote ability how
heavily do the way a female officer
situation
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I see so you must be relieved to see
that office at Kelly's finally figured
out a way to accept defeat gracefully
are you talking about talking about
getting ready to spawn in the near
future you know jumping from the fast
track to the mommy track she must be
taking his lemons and making lemonade
it makes me thirsty just thinking about
it where'd you hear that
this is lieutenants been making phone
calls what kind of phone calls you know
the kind let me tell you only some of
the consequences of a female officer
getting pregnant let's talk about a
fatter bun bigger thighs for starters
Harper what's exactly my recommendation
of a honeymoon marriage period but
finest women in lieutenant's gene pools
I guess I'd be a little impatient too
I haven't said a thing but you want to
yeah I think you should know well what
stopped you I mean after all he is your
husband isn't that why you just can't
believe it I got the promotion I haven't
told them because one you're my friend
and two I thought you should why it's
personal it has nothing to do with the
way that I do my job well if that's true
then why are you hiding it Chris I
deserved this promotion and besides I
didn't think you really wanted it since
you added Mr s to the front of your name
I just assumed that you wanted to
concentrate on that for a while
pregnancy made you crazy me I am NOT the
one sneaking around my friends back
making phone calls I do not want this to
ruin our friendship
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it'll just take some adjusting
- hey I got us a pizza
God gave me so much extra cheese he
could have charged me no Dave
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you really went to the Lilith Fair mmm I
told you I'm a sensitive guy what more
proof do you need my badge for starters
excuse me you know the one you took for
a souvenir after you slipped me the GHB
I'm out of here you're not gonna be able
to drive anywhere you drugged me no
you're gonna know what it feels like why
don't you ask him how much you are worth
Jay but Phil seem to think that bagging
you would be a real game ender you can't
prove that I've done anything I want to
know where her badges then I want to
know the names of all the women you
losers have abused so I don't have to go
throw you off a building the only thing
that happened that night is I met a
beautiful woman that I expected to blow
me off but she didn't you have three
seconds to cut the crap all right all
right I I was way behind in points when
I saw you patrol on the boardwalk a
couple of weeks ago so when I spotted
you at the bar points was i worth to you
one hundred
look these other women that we pick
they're all just condescending witches
but for the stuff kicked in you were
being so nice to me in your own that's
because you were being nice to me and
that's why I called you a cab and I sent
you home maybe that's where your badge
is you mean you didn't we didn't know
Jamie we barely even kissed I wanted to
be with you but I wanted it to be real
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are you okay Teresa
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are you hurt did someone hurt you I was
at dig Alice's house last night
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what did he do to you Theresa
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that freakin brutality you open your
mouth again it's gonna be homicide
lieutenant your officer is out of
control
no one forced little sister to come over
last night what the hell'd you do to her
are you admitting that she stayed at
your place last night all night you ever
noticed how adorable she looks when
she's sleeping
you think statutory rape is funny rape
who said anything about rape did I say
anything about rape Bobbi lieutenant
there's a possible jumper at the end of
the pier fitting Teresa's description
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this is big dick Ellis company life in
Santa Monica tragedy seems to be
unfolding threatening to jump we're
gonna go over there right now we're
gonna see what we can do to help Teresa
Teresa honey just come on cut come down
okay everything will be okay oh I know
well no I want him to see this
Teresa what's going on and how can I
help I don't need your help I just need
you to watch Teresa whatever he did to
you it's not that bad
Teresa tell him I didn't do anything
look honey just calm down okay you can
talk through this I promise
Teresa let me be your friend I mean that
is what we were becoming you guys are
trying to save my life
Teresa I know I gloat you off lately and
I'm sorry maybe if I hadn't this creep
never could have hurt you I didn't hurt
her Cruz yeah just my pride when you
totally dissed me last night while you
got drunk with those bimbos
Richard Alice nice yearbook photo mr.
most likely to die a virgin
whoa ho ho ho this whole thing's getting
away at hand let's settle this off the
air okay Richard Ellis you're the guy
you say yeah yeah you probably don't
remember my face because you were busy
slamming it into lockers or flushing it
down the toilets so you've done all this
to my sister because of some stupid
ancient grudge you used to kick the crap
out of this tweet while you get all the
women he ever wanted I doubt he finds
that stupid
Theresa this loser isn't worth it you'll
get over him yellow first chance to get
over himself and so do you Bobby like a
dive off a pier for anyone less than
mono I'm going I'm going
see you
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I'm telling you Jamie suspects something
it's like she was spoon she's gone cold
on you because she's a [ __ ]
all right she's been playing with you
man
something was really there a mirage
you're seeing what you want to see how
could you think that a woman like that
would possibly be interested not in this
reality her roommates been sniffing
around again oh testosterone boy he's
sniffing around because he wants
something that you want same thing he
didn't get what are you talking about he
didn't forget to pinch of souvenir for
that you didn't nail her I saw you put
her in that cab so what so games over
pal how do you figure I couldn't stand
to see a hundred point opportunity get
wasted so I took her out of the cabin
took her home I win you're lying you
asked Craig he helped put her in my car
I even got a little something to
remember her by son of a [ __ ] June we
got Chuck you set me up
and I felt bad about it until about a
minute ago don't kid yourself you're any
better than I am you're just more
pathetic
let them go Russ although maybe you
should get used to having a strong man's
hands on you because I will surely be
the last woman you ever had maybe even
your last anything
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Ugly Duckling like strictly please look
under the whole rap about young Betty's
having poor self-image but come on no I
am serious rest there's a part of me
knows what those guys are feeling like
no you don't you grew out of it they
turn it into a crime spree you never get
over it
I always have that dorky little kid
inside even when you grow into a goddess
why are you working so hard Granger you
know you ain't gonna get in I'm just
practicing partner I wanted to go
practice on her she's one who has to get
used to fending off dogs like you
Theresa what are you gonna do with the
10 grand she put it away for college his
idea no T how'd you get to be so cool
with a role model like this guy yeah she
is pretty cool isn't she oh no give it a
rest boys the other u2 ticket is gone to
one of my uncle's hey I'm your brother
and I am your brother super cool super
fun friend I am mr. e is mr. dork you do
not want to kick those IV taste
Oh
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Chris Kelly yeah I called earlier about
getting those forms to request a
transfer right from Pacific blue
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