Our Cartoon President (2018–…): Season 3, Episode 4 - Fox News - full transcript

I'm Ch...
Excuse me.

I'm Chuck Todd,
and I prefer the middle seat.

The results are in from
the New Hampshire primary,

and Bernie Sanders
is the winner.

I said it...
now you Bernie Bros

can stop Photoshopping me
in the shower with the devil.

Here's how the candidates
addressed their supporters.

Uh, duh-duh-duh-duh-duh!

Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh!
Keep it down!

We cannot let the DNC
know that I won!

Everyone, very quietly,
walk to Nevada.



If anyone asks, we're throwing
a surprise bachelor party

for our work friend Steve.

Congratulations
to Senator Sanders

on his victory tonight.

It's clear now
it's a two-man race

between me and Donald Trump!

You all thought
my campaign was dead.

Turns out I'm the corpse
in a horror flick

that snaps back to life
and bites your fuckin' face off!

Rawr-rawr-rawr-rawr-rawr-rawr!

This race ain't over!

I just gotta pick myself up
by my bootstraps

and look forward
to South Carolina!

Holy crap! I'm already here!



My bus quantum leaped me!

I, Andrew Yang,
am suspending my campaign

and endorsing Bernie Sanders,
who will advance my message

of limitless cash
for doing nothing.

Hey, Bernie?
Which way is Nevada?

- West!
- Okay.

Is west left or right?

It's that way!
Now shut up!

I have the names of everyone

who didn't vote for me!

What am I gonna
do to the people on this list?

Oh, I don't know,
but I'm excited to find out!

Wait! I've figured out
my path to the nomination!

Ah, crap!
I forgot about the votes!

Anytime I eat
a ham-and-turkey sandwich,

I imagine a turkey and a pig
fightin' it out in my guts!

Anyway, vote for me,
Barack Obama.

We all know where this is goin'.
Let's do this.

I, Peter Paul Montgomery
Buttigieg, do solemnly swear

that I will faithfully execute
the office of the...

Hey, Pete!
I see you didn't vote for me!

Everyone run. Go! Go! Go!

Okay. Who broke the TV?
It's not playing my face.

Oh, this?
It's my diploma from Harvard.

What a great
fundraiser, huh?

We've already
raised enough

to cover your legal fees
for three weeks!

Let's get week four covered...
where's the NRA?

Hold on. Is that
Brett Kavanaugh I smell?

Hey, girlfriend!

I shouldn't even be here,
but I owe my entire career

to your ignorance of
my much-publicized crimes!

GLGLGLGLGLG! Why is
this straw doing this?!

I'm a good man!

Hey! Ted Cruz!
You here to lick my ass?

It's what I do!

Say, I've been
lookin' everywhere.

Where are your adoring
media sycophants?

Oh, Fox News?

You know those guys...
work, work, work.

Is everything alright?

It sounds like
when my wife found out

the true nature
of my character

and started sleeping
in the garage.

Everything's fine.

We're in such
a healthy relationship...

I say and do whatever I want,
and they tell me I'm great.

I've been told I was great
my whole life,

and now I'm perfectly
well-adjusted.

Waiter! Why are your straws
trying to destroy my family?!

Oh, my God,

Fox News, what a night.

The bartender
cut off Brett Kavanaugh,

so he chugged the contents
of a fire extinguisher and...

Fox News!

Americans are tired
of politicians

attempting to
improve their lives.

You're cheating on me
with a Democrat?!

Does me transcribing your
entire day's programming

into my tweets
mean nothing to you?!

I'm sleeping
at my lawyer's!

Welcome back to
the Nevada Presidential Forum.

You already know
my stump speech by heart,

so I'm gonna skip the words
and just hit the notes.

In my view...

For far too long!

Dude, you gotta
speak at Red Rocks!

That was tremendous.
They gave a standing ovation

to my five-minute
coughing fit.

You had them eating
expired lozenges

out of the palm
of your hand.

Way to go, Bernie! That's
the sort of grassroots energy

that carries you straight
to the White House.

Thank you. And might I add
that I dig your new look.

Let me guess...
you also got that jacket

at Disheveled Dan's
Fabric Dump...

Off the I-91
on the way to Brattleboro!

Precisely! Oh, Liz,
this is my brilliant wife,

campaign manager, and mother
to our apricot tree, Jane.

Hi, I'm Bernie Sanders'
wife,

campaign manager,
and apricot mother.

Bernie and I appreciate the
enthusiasm across the country.

I told ya,
she's brilliant.

Well, if you'll excuse me,
my cardiologist

has to run a pipe cleaner

through my heart.
Tremendous!

One percent.
And... Of the one percent.

O-Of the one percent.

Don, Ivanka,
Don's brother...

you've probably noticed
that me and Fox News

have been fighting a lot,
and Fox News has had

some special visitors
lately.

We know you're
breaking up with them.

Just promise that Jesse Watters
can still watch

Kimberly and I
do it gorilla-style.

Is it because
I whizzed in my hamper?

It certainly didn't help, but
you guys don't need to worry.

Fox News and I will
get through this.

We've invested so much
in each other.

I always thought Obama
was the Lockerbie bomber.

- Right!
- Me too!

I also always thought
that right now, too!

It's like we're meant
for each other.

This may sound forward, but...
do you want kids in cages?

For a long time I didn't,
but then I met

the right president,
and now I think I just might.

What are you doing?

Ah, I'm just watching TV.
What are you doing?

Ah, just doing the show
you're watching.

Everything will be fine.

Fox News is the only love
I've ever known.

There's no way this guy's
a hedge-fund manager at 23.

Swipe left.

I've worked my whole life
to advance democratic socialism,

and now the party
is finally coming around

on Medicare for All.

Maybe it's time to escape

the hustle and bustle
of downtown Burlington

and settle somewhere
in upstate Vermont.

I think we should
downsize anyway.

I'm not the Queen
of Versailles;

I don't need
one and a half bathrooms.

After Bernie, it was
Elizabeth Warren's turn

to woo Nevada voters.

One percent of the one percent!

We need to take steps
towards Medicare for All!

She appropriated
Native Americans,

and now she's
appropriating me!

Remember what
the doctor said...

"Too much arm flailing,
and your heart

will squirt out of your nose
like soft serve."

Don't get me wrong.

I am happy to have
my issues out there.

But come on!
Don't stress.

Let's just go sleep
on our rock-hard Murphy bed

with two inflatable
camping pillows.

I just feel
like you need to tell me

if you're going to see
other candidates.

Whoa! I mean,
we gave him a forum,

but it didn't
mean anything!

Yeah, we were talking
about you the entire time.

Sometimes it feels like you
don't support my passion

for extorting
foreign governments

to destroy
my political rivals.

That's ridiculous!

Tell you what...
first thing tomorrow morning,

we're having a phoner.
Really?!

Just you, the three of us,
and a million old people

descending into madness
and isolation.

One percent of the top one
percent of the one percent...

Bernie, how come
you're not asleep?

I got the five space heaters on
just how you like it.

Jane, I am okay with
my opponents jacking my swag,

but we all know they're
just gonna ditch my policies

when the primary is over.
Don't be silly.

Didn't Joe Biden pledge to
raise taxes on billionaires?

Yes! But then he winked
both eyes and screamed, "Psych!"

thinking he was whispering.

You'll see at the debate.

I bet more than one of them

answers a question
on wealth inequality

by whipping out
a landlord's severed head.

Are you almost ready?

Yes, Mr. President.
Coming to you in 3, 2, 1.

And let's bring on
the President!

I...

Oh, no, Mr. President!
We have breaking news!

North Korea has just tested
a nuclear-tipped

intercontinental
ballistic missile!

Stay tuned to Fox News
for wall-to-wall coverage!

♪ Somber music plays ♪

We will be
monitoring and escalating

the situation as it unfolds.

That's all for today.

Mr. President, we are so sorry
we stood you up.

If you never want to talk to us
again, we totally understand.

Also, I think I left
a microfleece vest

in your office.
Could you send it back?

It's my favorite microfleece.
You know, never mind. Keep it.

Actually, no,
send it back if you could.

Welcome to
tonight's debate in Nevada,

home of the greatest movie
in the world... Hangover.

I'm Chris Cuomo, and I've read
every issue of Men's Journal.

The first question
goes to Vice President Biden.

Do you support
Medicare for All or what?

Of course.
I will fight to my last breath

for whatever the hell
you just said.

I have a plan
that promises Medicare

for all who don't read past
the plan's title page!

I agree.
Medicare for All,

Medicare for Some,
Medicare for None.

I support any of the above.

Sounds like everyone's
in complete agreement.

Let's go out and steal
some stop signs, ah?

- Whoo!
- Wait!

Yeesh! What do you want,
Mr. Yackety-Yack?

Well, Chris, these candidates
are yacketing my yack.

And the question is, do
they believe in these policies

or are they simply appropriating
them when it's convenient?

What did you say?
I was thinking of a naked lady.

It is now my mission

to hold you all
to the socialist promises

you've made during
this primary campaign

so we can finally bring
compassion to America!

Va-va-voom. She is perfect!

Sir, according to
the intelligence reports,

the North Koreans
are days from being able

to strike
the United States.

You know what,
I'm so over Fox News.

I'm sick of them
treating me like trash.

I'm smart, I got an ass
you can bounce a quarter off,

and any network
would be lucky to have me.

Ooooooooo!

If you're
so over Fox News,

call Rupert Murdoch
and break it off right now.

Do it! Do it! Do it!

No, I'm busy. I'm hearing
about Pompeo's nuclear whatever.

Nuclear threat
to the homeland.

- I knew you weren't over them!
- Oh, my God.

Fine!

It's ringing!

G'day. How ya goin'?

You can keep all
your quarters rolled up

because you're never gonna
bounce them off this ass again.

Who's this?

And now the spotlight's on me!

♪ Whooaaa ♪

♪ I'm an angel in disguise ♪

♪ And it's time to set me free ♪

♪ Put the spotlights on me ♪

♪ Spotlight! ♪

Obviously,
I take care of my body.

I have a demanding job, but
I don't take it too seriously.

I have stupid kids.
I hope that's okay.

What else? Oh, on the weekends,
I like to get out of the city

and visit my lawyers in prison.
What's your deal?

We usually don't have
the President on our network.

It's mostly just me yelling
at a 400-inch iPad.

Or passing along
debate questions

to whoever the DNC
tells us to.

This is all new to me, too.
I mean, I just got out

of a really toxic
relationship.

It's like I do
everything right,

and they still criticize me

24 seconds a day,
seven days a year.

I'm sorry I'm not perfect!

I'm sorry I tweet out
their home addresses

if they use the wrong adjective
to describe my jaw line.

I'm just quirky!

I'm sorry. I-I-I promised myself
I wouldn't talk about my ex!

Hey, look at me. I see you.
You're the President.

And you deserve a network
that respects you through

every one of your
public manic episodes.

- Thank you.
- Why don't we bring you home?

Okay.
I live in the White House.

And it's hell!

It's Sunday morning.
It's Meet the Presley.

It was Elvis Presley's
birthday last month.

We're here with Bernie Sanders
after he made...

there's no other way
to say it...

a splash in the latest
Democratic debate.

Good morning, Senator.
And he is on satellite.

Good morning, Doctor Sanders...
Senator Sanders.

- And how are you this fine S...
- Chuck, I'm gonna cut you off

so you can get
a hold of yourself.

In my hand, I hold a pledge
that I am very politely

asking all Democratic candidates
to sign... in blood...

stating that,
in the general election,

they will support
socialist priorities,

namely Medicare for All
and sky-high taxes

for anyone who uses multiple
forks at a single meal.

Wow. Two splashes.

What are you,
jumping in a pool twice?

And you know what?
I'm tossing in here

"ending Chuck Todd's reign
on terror on Meet the Press."

Okay. Wow.
That happened.

So it was
awkward with CNN.

My first date with
my mistress was brutal.

My other mistress came in
and sat on my lap,

and they started pulling
each other's hair,

smacking each other
with floor lamps.

It was a weird day
at the office.

I guess, worst case, I'll get
a fun live shot out of it.

That's the spirit!

Hey, while you're there,
can you ask Anderson Cooper

if he's got a chunky aunt
for me to go nuts on?

Joey, bubby, are we signing
my socialism pledge or what?

Think how fantastic
you're gonna look

with this albatross
around your neck.

Yeah, no,
I'm not going left, pal.

If anything,
I'm thinking about

coming out against
public schools!

Liz, it's got the socialism,
the Medicare for All,

the Seizing the Means
of Production...

How is that thing
gonna play in Florida?

Let me tell you something
about old voters...

they love change
and upheaval.

Hello? Young man?

Is your father home?
Excuse me?

Amy, Joe Biden is on the
other line begging to sign this.

Oh, he's with you? Okay, I lied.
Ask if he's changed his mind.

Well, what's it gonna take
to get your bloody signature

on my pledge?! So, how left
can I put ya down for?

I'll take out
the Medicare for All,

but you gotta give me
the Green New Deal.

It's a steal at 50 trillion.

Tulsi, I didn't wanna have to
go there, but I am dying.

You gotta sign this.
It is my dying wish!

What about North Korea's
continued aggression?

- Do you have a statement?!
- Not really.

I've been pretty much focused on
putting me first for a change.

Oh, h-h-hey, Wolf.

- Hey. How you been?
- Good.

That dinner
the other night went...

terrible.

So awkward!
What was that?

It's been a while.

We haven't given you an
unchecked platform for months.

Totally. Hey...

you wanna see a great view
of the Washington Monument?

♪ Dramatic music soaring ♪

- What do you think?
- It's gorgeous.

I don't take any ol'
news network up here.

You're special.
You too.

Hey, I have a live shot later.
Wanna join?

I haven't done a live shot
with another network in a while.

Don't worry.
We'll take it slow.

Lights on or off?

I like it
with the lights on,

so our viewers can see us,
you know.

I'm into it if you are.

This is fucked up.
We're on in three, two, one!

I'm here with
President Trump.

Mr. Trump, how does it feel
to be on C... NN?

Feels like I got
my groove back.

♪ Spotlight on me ♪

♪ Spotlight! ♪

So you're going to espouse

socialist policies
but not sign the pledge?

That's like driving all the way
down to Disheveled Dan's

and only buying
the itchiest scarf on Earth!

Bernie, this is
America, folks!

We spit lefty nonsense,
then once we win the primary,

claim amnesia
and run hard right!

Maybe you all need
a little encouragement.

♪ Suspenseful music plays ♪

In you go.

The Democrats
pay lip service

to progressive ideas,

yet they won't sign
a pledge to classify

every Patagonia vest-wearer
as an enemy combatant.

Makes you wonder...
are they beholden to some

shady, vaguely named
Political Action Committees?

Paid for by Americans
for Good Americans Like You

Don't Worry About It PAC.

This airs nationwide
unless you sign by midnight.

And, yes, I will be awake,
trying to take a piss.

Thanks to my fellow
Democrats' signatures

on this pledge,
soon every American will have

the same quality of life

as the unemployed Italian guys
sitting around the palazzo.

And I've just been informed
by Disheveled Dan himself

that each candidate
will receive

one free weird brown sweater
with a zipper down the middle

so you're not sure
if it's a sweater or a jacket.

Anyways, it's too dangerous
for tourists

to visit the Washington Monument
for at least a decade.

Soooo... is anyone gonna ask
about my live shot with CNN?

Ooh, how'd it go?
Spill, bitch.

Amazing.
I feel alive again...

My amphetamines taste better,

I want to watch CNN
even when I'm not on it.

Someday I can see me and CNN
having a show together.

- Ooooooo!
- Oh, now, that's nice!

I'm very proud of you
for moving on,

especially after what Fox News
did with Joe Biden last night.

- What is wrong with you?!
- What the hell, man?!

W-What did they do
with Joe Biden?

Oh, my God. You opposed
bussing? You are so funny!

Whoa. Me? No.
You're the funny one!

Wait a minute. Hannity used
to say the same thing to me!

Get a new line, you dog!

Dude, you should revoke
Fox's FCC license.

Oh! Or tweet a picture of my
nads and say they're Hannity's.

No.
That's just what he wants.

We're all going to sit down
and be adults about this.

Jane, we did it!

It's only a matter of time
before we are dining

on the vital organs
of Wall Street executives.

That'll be almost as cool
as this Democratic shindig.

- Everyone looks hot tonight!
- What the hell?!

You guys are ripping off
my Bernie rip-off!

Did all yours come with
cigarette butts in the pockets?

Yes.

Jeff Bezos? How the hell
did you get in here?

I'm the richest person ever.
I can do whatever I want.

Yesterday, I bought
my car a gift.

I don't know what you Democrats
think you're doing

with this pledge,
but you better knock it off!

And I do mean same-day.

Yes, Mr. Bezos.

Good. Now I must go
explain to authorities

why I shouldn't have to pay
workers in between footsteps.

Oh, and get him!

I just want to reiterate

that this pledge
is the right thing to do.

I'm sure that's more important
than your donor money,

power, and... RUN!

- Here's your microfleece.
- Thank you.

See? There's no reason that
an autocrat, his old media arm,

and his new media arm
can't all be friends.

I'm so happy
to hear you say that.

Fox News is really happy, and
we're happy you're happy, too.

Oh, we're so happy.
Tell him, Wolf.

Tell him how happy we are.

I shouldn't have
ordered scallops.

They're hit... or miss.
I feel like such a bozo.

Ha ha ha ha!

Isn't he funny?!

Tell 'em that funny thing
you said before.

No, it was just funny
in the moment.

Oh, it was pretty funny.
He's so funny.

- Don't be shy.
- I'm not shy.

I just don't think it will
live up to the hype.

Oh, tell 'em!

I saw a dog and said,
"He should run Congress."

- I am humiliated.
- Delivery was better before.

So, Biden,
tell me about you...

You tried to destroy me,
you son of a bitch!

Joe, you promised!

Ooh, sounds like you guys
are doing sooo well.

Wolf, you're skin and bones.
Let me feed you.

I told you, I'm allergic
to nightshade vegetables.

Wolf, you're
embarrassing me.

I can't believe Fox News
moved on so quickly!

Did you see how every time
Biden said a talking point,

Hannity winced?

Honeymoon over.

Wow. You really talk
a lot about Fox News.

It was a really
special thing.

I mean, I introduced Roger Ailes
to my parents' graves,

but I am so over them.

You know what? I'm gonna revoke
Fox's FCC license right now.

I don't have time to play games.

Do us networks out here
on the scene a favor...

don't mess with our hearts until
yours is open for business.

Let me out here.

Oh, come on, Wolf!

You don't even know
where you are!

Your eyes are swollen shut!

Oh, he always gets like this
around the holidays.

Damn it! That's
perfectly good wine.

Bernie, are they
going to kill us?

Don't worry. We'll be fine
as long as this hatchback

behaves for the next mile

as it has
for the first 250,000.

God damn it!

One percent, one percent,
one percent!

One day we should try
filling up the tank enough

to make the little
gas light turn off.

♪ Some nights are cold ♪

Don't be upset!
You got your live shot!

Go find another network.
OAN's been asking about you.

They want it too bad.
It's gross.

Those ones
are the most fun!

And don't worry... nobody's
gonna find out you're on OAN.

Are you kidding me?!

Kim Jong-un escalating
tensions with the U.S.

North Korea just openly
threatened to nuke Honolulu.

They're acting like
I don't even exist!

I'm two seconds away from
swearing off TV forever.

Uh! No! Don't do it!

You're gonna regret it
for the rest of your life!

My mind's telling me no,

but my desire to be on
television is telling me...

hubba-hubba
hamana-hamana-hamana awooooga!

♪ Mid-tempo music plays ♪

Good morning, sunshine!
That live shot was amazing!

You fell asleep
the moment it was over.

Ugh! Lou Dobbs?

I can't believe I appeared
on Fox Business.

No, no, no.
I get what this is.

So, do you want
to get breakfast or...?

Uh, I-I gotta run.
Security briefings and all that.

Oh, well, I have to sand down
some dead skin anyway.

Y-You have my number. If you
ever want to get coffee

or demonize
an entire race...

Yeah, yeah.
I-I'll call ya.

- Great. W-When?
- Uh...

ya... duh... red... uh...

♪ suspenseful chord strikes ♪

I think they're gone.

Sleeping under the glovebox
made me miss our rock-hard bed.

Before we leave,
grab the Tupperware

and squeegee some of
that wine into it.

I left the Tupperware at home to
soak our weekly lentil portion.

Okay, don't panic!
How do we get Tupperware

to the middle of nowhere
fast?

I am so sorry.

Bernie, no!
Oh! No!

We have to.
We can't waste this wine.

It is sustainable, organic,
and locally sourced!

No one can know
that we did this.

Hey.

Hey, Wolf.
Here's your microfleece.

These things are
so forgettable, huh?

I "forgot" it so
I could see you again.

Look, what you have
with Fox News is special.

It's not every day that
a president finds a network

who repeats what he says
unconditionally.

But I can't go back to them.
What if they hurt me again?

State and media
relationships are hard,

but knowing you're in it
for something bigger

than either of you
pulls you through,

and that something
is enriching yourselves.

You're so right, Wolf.

Hey, is Fox News still
in Midtown Manhattan?

Breaking news... with
Fox's FFC license revoked,

they're moving to London
to try their luck

stoking nationalistic
paranoia overseas.

Their flight leaves
first thing in the morning.

- Thanks for the ride, Barack.
- Uh, not a problem.

I was in the area location
scouting for a Netflix show

about a guy who thinks
he has it all figured out,

uh, but get this...
he doesn't.

So, shifting the party to the
left. You think it's a mistake?

If it were 2008,
I'd say, "Big mistake."

- Well, screw you!
- But...

- Oh, there was more.
- ...2008 was a long time ago.

Back then,
Mitch McConnell

hadn't fully latched
onto the devil's teat.

So now, I want the party
to move so far left

that to get anything done,
Mitch will have to reach

across the aisle
and shake hands with a bong.

That's what
I've been saying!

Now I just need
to convince my party

that I caucus with
reluctantly.

Better go quick.
They're in Washington right now,

figuring out how to boot you
out of the Beltway.

A North Korean
nuclear-armed submarine

has been detected
off the coast of Hawaii,

which is romantic
even for a solo traveler.

The President has yet to respond
because he is attending

to a matter of far greater
importance... true love.

Oh, God. I'm crying.

Ah... ah-ah-ah. Ah.

♪ Flowery music plays ♪

Are we sure this
is the right move?

As sure as I am that
whenever I'm in public,

someone is giving me the finger
one inch behind my head.

You're right.

Wait! Stop
the boat or plane or whatever!

Don't go, Fox News!

It's over, Trump!

We've been DM'ing
with Boris Johnson,

and he's just
so passionate

about destroying
multiculturalism!

And he's got
an accent, baby!

I know the mutually beneficial
financial relationship

between the White House
and corporate media

makes things complicated,

but if you're willing
to give me another chance,

I'm willing to shred
the First Amendment!

Are we sure we should
expel Bernie from the caucus?

Fuck him! Not one
of the extremely nice

Minnesota racists
like him.

I'm convinced, mostly because
Amy said if I defied her,

she'd beat me
with my own femur.

Wait! Now, this might be the
wine-windshield wiper fluid

cocktail I just drank,
but hear me out!

If we stay left, the people
will follow us off the cliff

onto the utopian rocks
below.

We're Americans, Bernie,

and that means we cherish
the freedom to die

in the emergency-room lobby,
begging to see a doctor!

That's what Republicans
want you to think

because they want you
to compromise

even though they have zero
intention of doing the same.

So screw compromise!

I didn't compromise on
my bed being made of hickory,

and I haven't
regretted it since!

Come on, Fox News!
Say yes!

It just feels right!

Look, you've gotta let us
interview Democrats!

The more fair and balanced
we appear,

the more
we can do for you!

Nope. Sorry.
Too insecure.

- Ah! What do you say, Rupert?
- It's moot now.

His propeller ruined
the damn jet!

Invoice me!
I'll ignore it!

Trump, you son of a bitch.
Let's do it!

Let's reestablish

our destructive
co-dependent relationship.

Come here, you boot-licking
garbage slingers!

Come on, Democrats!

You gotta stick with me!

Let's try running on
popular policies for once.

Let's say the things
that actually got

my lazy, unshaven supporters
off their couch-beds!

And let's follow through
with some of it!

No more shopping
at Disheveled Dan's.

And screw
your stupid pledge!

I only spill
other people's blood!

Fine. But do me a favor.

When you repeat my ideas
word for word,

try to defend them

even after someone raises
the slightest concern?

Fine.

No one's happy. Great!
And one more thing.

Disheveled Dan's just rebranded

as Fancy Dan's Dirty Suits
for Dapper Gents,

so you can't stop me, baby!

♪ One percent of one percent
of one percent of one percent ♪

♪ Calm music plays ♪

We're so glad you're back,
President Trump.

Thanks for being
my unrepentant mouthpiece.

So, what do you want
to talk about?

The North Korea
nuclear threat?

I've no idea what you're
talking about. Let's just be.

Sounds good to me.
Oh, my God.

Rupert is freaking out
about his jet.

Shut up!

What kind of asshole cares
only about material wealth?

Oh, did you hear
I got my catheter gilded?

Ooo!

♪ Donald Trump
is the president ♪

♪ Donald Trump
is the president ♪

♪ Is Donald Trump
the president? ♪

♪ Yes, he is ♪

♪ Yes, he is,
we elected him president ♪

♪ Is Donald Trump
the president? ♪

♪ Yes, he is ♪

♪ We had a vote
and elected him president ♪

♪ Donald Trump
is the president ♪

♪ Donald Trump ♪

♪ He is our president ♪

♪ We made him president ♪

♪ We did it ♪

♪ Donald Trump
is the president ♪

♪ We elected Donald Trump ♪

♪ Donald Trump
is the president ♪

♪ Donald Trump
is the president ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

Trump!