One Tree Hill (2003–2012): Season 8, Episode 15 - Valentine's Day Is Over - full transcript

Previously on One Tree Hill...

I'm Chase,
your new Big Brother.

Chuck!

Thanks for hanging out
with me.

Hey, I know you.
You're my bartender.

Bar manager.

People cannot be trusted.

Contracts, on the other hand,
can be trusted.

Seems Mr. Scott
disagrees with me.

But the guy
is a nightmare.

He gets off
on humiliating everyone.



Didn't you take this guy's class
'cause it was tough?

I don't have a problem
with him being tough.

I have a problem
with him being a bully.

I want you to move in tomorrow
or even tonight, if you can.

Or is that too fast?

They didn't
just tell me that...

That I wasn't pregnant.

They said
I'm never gonna be.

You can't have children?
They told you that?

♪ My head is stuck
in the clouds ♪

♪ she begs me to come down ♪

Mom. Really?

What?
Mama's hungry.

Okay, let's see.
Hmm.



♪ I told her, "I love the view
from up here" ♪

Happy Valentine's day.

♪ ...World from above ♪

♪ as it turns
to the rhythm of love ♪

♪ we may only have tonight ♪

Julian,
the hot water won't work!

♪ But till the morning sun ♪

All right, I got it.

♪ All mine ♪

Damn.
My husband is sexy.

Unlike you, the hot water
isn't hot enough.

Again?
Yes.

It keeps going out.

I think maybe you should
call the plumber.

Okay, I'll call the plumber,
but I don't like that guy.

He's always
checking you out.

He is not.
He's nice.

You're just jealous
because he's kind of handsome.

Really?

You think
the plumber's handsome?

He's okay.

He might have a shot with me
if I had a reason to stray.

But clearly, I don't.

Okay.

I'll call the handsome plumber
guy, but just remember --

you're my girl, Brooke Davis,
and you always will be.

♪ ...Have tonight ♪

♪ but till the morning sun,
you're mine ♪

♪ all mine ♪

♪ play the music low ♪

♪ and sway
to the rhythm of love ♪

Morning, baby.

What is my baby up to?

It's Valentine's day.

I'm kind of
in love with you.

♪ When the moon is low ♪

Damn. I love
hearing you say that.

♪ We can dance in slow motion ♪

What?

You are so naked
right now.

Babe, stop.

I'm serious.
It's awesome.

I can totally
see your butt.

Well, you can touch me
if you want.

Valentine's day is hot.

♪ Ba-ba, ba-ba ♪

♪ ba-ba, ba-ba ♪

♪ da-da ♪

Hey.
Hey.

Did you remember to, uh,
sign that form

for Jamie's field trip
today?

Yeah, I left it
next to the humidifier.

Hey, do I have something
on my back?

It itches like crazy.

♪ But till the morning sun ♪

Oh, it looks
like a rash.

Ooh, there's a blackhead.
Can I get it?

No, no, it's okay.

I'm gonna see Clay in
like 20 minutes. Fine.

♪ Play the music low ♪

♪ and sway
to the rhythm of love ♪

So, do you want me
to pick up anything

for Valentine's day dinner?

You're so sweet
to remember.

Eh, sort of.

I didn't really
get you anything. Sorry.

That's okay.

Jamie and Madison have
a playdate after school.

I just kind of figured we could
rent a video or something.

Ah. Perfect.

♪ And all your tears
will subside ♪

Happy Valentine's day.
You too. Love you.

♪ All your tears will dry ♪

So, I was thinking maybe
you could take a little break.

My husband's away,

and I could use a little help
in the bedroom.

♪ Ba-ba, ba-ba ♪

♪ ba-ba, ba-ba ♪

I don't know, Miss Baker.

Mrs. Baker.

I do like a man
who's good with his hands.

Do you feel good about that tool
you've got there...Thor?

I do.

Well, then, I might just
take this to the bedroom

so that you'll have
just the right tool

and I'll have
just the right...Box?

Something like that.

What do you say,
handyman?

Are you feeling handy,
man?

Yes, I am.

I love you, Mrs. Baker.

Am I allowed to say that?

Yes, baby, you are.

♪ Oh, oh, oh,
play the music low ♪

Mmm!

♪ And swing
to the rhythm of love ♪

♪ I don't need to be
anything other ♪

♪ than the birth of two souls
in one ♪

♪ part of where I'm going ♪

♪ is knowing where
I'm coming from ♪

♪ I don't want to be anything ♪

♪ other than what I've been
trying to be lately ♪

♪ all I have to do
is think of me ♪

♪ and have peace of mind ♪

♪ I'm tired
of looking 'round rooms ♪

♪ wondering what I gotta do ♪

♪ or who I'm supposed to be ♪

♪ I don't want to be anything ♪

♪ other than me ♪

♪ One Tree Hill 8x15 ♪
Valentine's Day Is Over
Original Air Date on February 15, 2011

♪ da da da ♪

♪ Do do do do do ♪

♪ da da da ♪

♪ do do do do do ♪

There's no food
in there, mom.

Watch it.

What you looking for,
anyway?

I am looking
for my Valentine's day present

from your father.

I know
he got me something.

How come?

Because he pretended
like he didn't.

Oh, the garage.

♪ I can love you anywhere
you think you are ♪

♪ I can love existing
on a tiny distant star ♪

♪ for you ♪

There he is --
Chuck Skolnick.

Hey.

Have a seat, buddy.
What'll you have?

My dad says real men
drink whiskey.

♪ How can I only hold you... ♪

How about a root beer?

Lame, but whatever.

How come you had a cab
pick me up?

Uh, because
your mom was busy,

and I couldn't leave the bar
'cause I'm --

you're the bar manager.
I know.

Dude,
drink your root beer.

Shut your piehole.

Ooh, do you have pie?

No, we have...

Half a muffin?

Happy Valentine's day?

Okay.

You know how I used to
bring you a muffin every day?

Well,
I wanted to do that today,

but we only had enough for one,
and I was kind of hungry.

Okay, well,
it's the thought that counts.

So, I have some good news --
you know that guy

who does those wacky segments
on the morning news?

The old guy with the bad toupee
who kind of wheezes a lot?

Yep. He was doing
a traffic spot

dressed as a chicken
who crosses the road.

He couldn't see
out of the chicken head,

and he got creamed
by a city work truck.

Oh, my God.

There were feathers
everywhere.

How is that good news?

Well, 'cause now there's a
job opening at the local station

as a field reporter.

Oh! That is good news.
You'd be perfect for that.

Well, how'd you like to help me
make a demo to send them?

Okay.
Can I wear a chicken suit?

Uh, no.

Okay.

So, so, are you gonna eat ,
or --

okay.

Wow. It says here
the guy from the news

was hit
by a city work truck.

Apparently he was wearing
a chicken suit.

Did you hear that,
Marguerite?

Oui, monsieur.

You know, Marguerite,
you're such a beautiful woman.

I assume men tell you that
all the time.

Oui.

Do you like it when I tell you
how beautiful you are?

Oui.

How old are you,
Marguerite?

I don't know how to say that
in French.

Ah!

I'm sorry.
What can you say?

I can say, "oui."

Lucky for me.

Oui.

Hey.

Are you looking
for Nathan's present?

Yes. I'm not having any luck
so far.

What are you guys
doing tonight?

I don't know.

Clay and I really didn't
talk that much this morning.

Oh, yeah, Nathan said
he was meeting up with him.

He just showered,
and he was out of here.

Clay's shower was longer,
but...

Anyway, what are you guys
doing tonight?

Um, I don't know.
Probably not too much.

We'll just rent a movie
or something.

I'm not feeling
particularly amorous

with the whole
swollen everything

and my mood swings
and my ho ho addiction.

Stop it.
You look beautiful.

Thank you.

I don't know.

I guess I just feel
like Valentine's day

is more for couples
like you and Clay.

And don't think I missed
the crack about the shower,

by the way.

I'm sure he has something
really nice planned for you.

Shower.

I thought we'd just go
to Tric.

Ooh, after a romantic dinner
somewhere fancy?

Here's something
you don't know about me --

not such a fan
of the Valentine's day.

But you said it was hot.

Oh, yeah, but that was after
you let me touch your butt.

But I think it's
a completely bogus holiday.

Well,
I think it's romantic.

Amateur romantic.

It's a bunch of dudes
with no game

scrambling for flowers
and jewelry.

I like flowers
and jewelry.

All women like flowers
and jewelry.

And that's why they invented
Valentine's day --

so they could leverage
every boyfriend, fiancé,

and husband in America.

Really? Leverage?

Leverage. Yeah, Valentine's day
should be ashamed

to even call itself
a holiday.

You know, if I'm Christmas
or Easter or the fourth of July,

there's no way
I'm letting Valentine's day

sit at the lunch table.

It's like,
"go on, February 14th.

Go sit on the steps near
shop class with Cinco de Mayo."

What's wrong
with Cinco de Mayo?

Okay,
I like Cinco de Mayo.

Kind of reaching there.

♪ I'd do anything, I would ♪

Hey, while I'm at it, uh --

you know, I couldn't
get us those tickets

to city and colour
next week.

I know you want to go,

and I'm still trying,
but they're totally sold out.

So, aren't you glad
you survived a gunshot

so your boyfriend
could disappoint you a bunch?

You don't
disappoint me...

Ever.

♪ Ba-ba-da ♪

♪ ba-ba doo-Dee da da ♪

Mmm.

That's fine.
We can go to Tric later.

But I'm gonna spend
the rest of the day

with my other boyfriend.

Huh?

Ugh!

♪ To you I sing my song
'cause tomorrow... ♪

If you were a girl,
what would you want to get?

Concert tickets.

Or a diamond necklace.
Rare jewels are good.

There's a girl in my class
named jewel.

She's lactose intolerant.

Oh, cool --
heart shoelaces.

Madison would love these.

Those are nice,

but what about getting her,
like, flowers or chocolate?

No, I'm sticking
with shoelaces.

The hearts say,
"I like you,"

but the shoelace part
isn't too mushy.

Let's check out
the cards.

Okay.

♪ Just to be with you ♪

"To my beloved
soul mate"?

Ugh.
What's yours say?

"Your love consumes me."

Gross.

Where's the card that says, "I'd
pick you first for dodge ball,"

or, "I'd trade you my PB&J

for your crappy bologna sandwich
if you want"?

You make a good point.

And I would love
to get you that card, buddy,

but I don't think
we're gonna find that one here.

What do you say we go home
and go make one?

If you were a girl,
would that be okay?

Yeah, it'd be awesome.

And technically,
I am a girl.

If that's your story.

I'm gonna
go pay for these.

♪ ...Is you ♪

So, you want to tell me
where we're going?

Let me answer that
with a question.

What if I told you that
there was a college prospect

right here in Tree Hill

who threw 98 miles an hour
accurately,

was on the radar
of every major league team,

and didn't have an Agent?

Would you sign him?

No, because
if he's really that good,

then there must be a reason
he doesn't have an Agent.

Okay.
Let me try this.

What if I told you
his name was Kellerman?

As in
Professor Kellerman?

Yeah. As in
Professor Kellerman's son.

I'm Marvin McFadden,

and today we're speaking
with Millicent Huxtable,

the former face
of Clothes Over Bros.

Millicent,
you've had quite a journey.

You started out as an assistant
at Clothes Over Bros,

rose to the very top
of the company,

and even became the face
of the brand

before its recent collapse.

Now you find yourself
on the outside looking in.

What are you doing
these days?

Well, these days,
I'm unemployed,

and I spend my time
being fake-interviewed

by my supposed boyfriend,

who just kind of
hurt my feelings.

♪ ...Summer into winter ♪

Let's do that again.

♪ I see myself at my weakest ♪

I'm home.

Hi.

Any problems
with the kids?

Nope, no problems at all,
Mr. Baker.

♪ But you said,
show, show, show ♪

How was your day?

Good.

♪ But you said ♪

A little lonely.

Huh.

Here's a crazy idea.

I know it's a school night
and everything, but...

How'd you like to stay

and have a glass of wine
before you go?

Okay.

It'll be
our little secret.

I won't even tell
your parents.

Okay,
this one's too creepy.

Ah. You're right.
I'm sorry.

Ooh, unless...

I'm home.

Hi.

Hi.

So, who are
the flowers for?

Your Valentine's date?

Don't have a date.

Figures.

Bet you my dad's
got a date tonight.

He probably
has four or five.

You miss your dad,
Chuck?

Yeah, but he says
he's gonna send for me...

When he gets settled.

How long has he
been gone?

Not too long.

Only two years.

♪ Oooooooooh ♪

♪ oooooooooh ♪

♪ oooooooooh ♪

♪ oooooooooh ♪

Ah!

I'm good, man.

Ian Kellerman.

Clay Evans.
This is na--

Nathan Scott.

Heard you were
in my dad's class.

Yeah, your dad's, uh --
he's an interesting guy.

He's a douche bag.

♪ ...Lunatic, obviously ♪

♪ hey, boy ♪

♪ who do you know? ♪

It's a little early,
isn't it?

Are you guys here to sign me
or lecture me?

Well, depends on what you're
looking for in an Agent.

Whoever gets me the most money
up front.

Highest signing bonus wins.

You know, a lot of times, you
can get a more lucrative deal

if you give a little
on the bonus.

Right.
Well, here's the thing, guys.

I'm one curve ball away
from blowing out my arm

and being washed up
like you two.

So I'd prefer to get paid
up front.

We understand that.

But if I could've known what was
gonna happen to my back,

I would have liked
to have had the security

of a long-term deal.

Let me try explaining this
to you another way.

Do you know what a guy like me
looks like on sorority row

with a high-dollar signing bonus
and a face like this?

He looks good.

Now, you know what a guy like me
looks like

five years from now
with your long-term deal?

He looks like you two -- old.

So I'll take mine now --

the money, the women...

All of it.

Beer's on me.

He called us old.

I like him.

Sources tell us
the tiger escaped

through a malfunctioning gate

and entered a crowd
of zoo patrons.

What did you see?

Well, I saw the tiger escape
through a malfunctioning gate

and enter a crowd
of zoo patrons.

Valentine's day
is upon us --

a day for romance
and celebration

for couples nationwide.

How will you be spending
Valentine's day?

I'll be spending my
Valentine's day making this tape

and hoping the station hires
the best candidate for the job.

Couldn't have said it better
myself.

I'm Marvin McFadden,
and we'll be back after this.

Hi, mom.
Bye, mom.

Hey.

Oh, my God,
what is that?

It's mine.
I just found it in the pantry.

Damn you.
I wanted one of those. Ohh.

All I'm getting
is concert tickets.

I thought Clay said
the concert was sold out.

I thought that Nathan said
he didn't get you anything.

You make a good point.

You know what?

I bet they're not even meeting
with a player.

They're probably both out

planning something
really special for us tonight.

You doing anything special
tonight?

No, I don't think so.
You?

Not really.

We shouldn't
sign Kellerman.

No, we walk away from talent
if the athlete's a jackass.

This guy's a jackass.

I don't disagree,

but do you know any other
young athletes who were a mess

and then eventually
found their way?

You mean you?
I do.

The kid's got
a difficult father,

and he feels like
the world owes him something.

I've been there.

Just let me talk to him again
before we move on.

You want to help Ian Kellerman
or just screw with his father?

I don't know.

Maybe both.

Ahh. Yep, another
Valentine's day alone.

It sucks.

Well, more for you.

I'm only 8.

What?

There's nothing wrong
with being a little nicer.

I'm pretty nice.

Yeah, nothing says nice
like a punch in the gut

and some kid yelling,
"Chuck!"

I'm making this Valentine
for my mom.

That's a start.

All I'm saying is,

people are gonna like you
for who you are.

Like, what are your hobbies?
What do you like to do?

Well, there is this one thing
that I like

that I never told anyone.

Yeah?

Uh-huh.
Show tunes.

Didn't see that one
coming.

Okay.

So, you listen
to show tunes.

Not just listen to them.
I write my own.

Right.

Um, you know, that "punch
in the stomach" thing

is kind of cool,
actually.

You want to hear one?

I...

♪ Breathe in the lonely light ♪

♪ my soul lifted up by you ♪

♪ nothing normal,
but s-o-o lovely ♪

♪ I could reach into the sky ♪

♪ and make my dreams come true ♪

♪ 'cause every day
I need you, baby ♪

♪ and some way
we're gonna make it through ♪

♪ we're gonna make it ♪

♪ we're gonna make it ♪

♪ we're gonna make it ♪
tsch, tsch!

♪ Just me and you ♪

♪ Got home one day
late at night ♪

♪ I didn't know what to do ♪

♪ nothing's normal ♪

♪ it's all so confusing ♪

♪ and it's all because of you ♪

♪ 'cause every day
I need you, baby ♪

♪ some way
we're gonna make it through ♪

♪ we're gonna make it ♪

♪ we're gonna make it ♪

♪ we're gonna make it ♪
tsch, tsch!

♪ Just me and you ♪

♪ I'm feeling
like I've never felt before ♪

Geez, Mrs. Baker,
you sure are swell.

Mm.

♪ 'Cause every day
I need you, baby ♪

♪ some way
we're gonna make it through ♪

♪ we're gonna make it ♪

♪ we're gonna make it ♪

♪ we're gonna make it ♪

♪ just me and you ♪

Whoo!

How's the Valentine going?

Honestly?

I think
it's my best work.

You think my mom
will like it?

Dude,
I think she'll love it.

I hope so.

So, I was thinking about what
you said about being myself,

and I decided I'm gonna sing
my song at school on Monday.

♪ I don't never wanna get old ♪

Oh, yeah?

Well, you know, I might
have been wrong about that.

You didn't like it, huh?

♪ Been seein' steady rain ♪

No, it's not that.

It's just sometimes it's cool
to have stuff you like

that nobody knows about,

especially, like,
classmates and friends.

Which tie do you like?

I don't know.
That one, I guess.

Good call.

All right, I got to run
to the back again.

You gonna be okay
out here?

Sure, but you've been running
to the back all day.

Dude, I got a lot to do
around here.

I'm the bar --
you're the bar manager.

I know already.
Geez.

I'll be right back.
Stay put.

The Valentine is strong,
by the way.

Thank you.

Hey, and no more root beer.
You're gonna wet the bed.

Dude, I'm 8 years old.

I heard about
the camping trip.

That was one time!

Man!

♪ I close my eyes ♪

♪ I can see you ♪

♪ I close my eyes ♪

Mrs. Skolnick?

Come on, Mrs. Skolnick.
Wake up.

Where am I?

You're at Tric.

You had a little too much
to drink again.

Chuck is with me
at the bar.

He doesn't know you're here,
and he's not going to.

Did he eat?

A while ago.

He's hoping to have dinner
with his mom at home.

You got a light?

There's a cab outside.

It's gonna take you home.

I'll take Chuck
in a little while.

You think you're better than me,
don't you?

You're not.

Maybe I drank
a little too much.

But you poured them,
didn't you?

You were like this when you
got here, Mrs. Skolnick.

We're not even open today.

Your son made you
a Valentine's day card,

and he's proud of it.

You might want to make a big deal
out of it when he gets home.

These are the best days,
aren't they?

When we look back, these are
the days we'll remember.

It's a day I'll remember.
I'll tell you that much.

It's a good day.

Hey, I could really go
for a pizza.

Ohh. Yeah, you want me
to call the pizza guy?

That sounds delicious.

What are you thinking, baby,
meat lovers?

Definitely.

Okay.

Julian,
tell the pizza guy to hurry.

I'm starving.
Me too.

♪ I can hear ♪

♪ but I can't hear ♪

What you thinking,
Marvin McFadden?

I was thinking about, um,

eating Chinese food with you
in New York

and just all
we've been through

and how it's nice
to have you here.

It's nice to be here.

And by "here,"
I don't just mean tonight.

♪ You can hear ♪

I got you
a little something.

A few things, actually.

Here,
open that one first.

What could it be?

♪ How to love ♪

My own whole muffin?

That is two complete halves
right there.

Wow.
Very impressive.

Mm-hmm,
and there's also this.

♪ The more I see,
the more I realize ♪

Brooke helped me out
with that one.

She said you liked that stuff,
so...

I love it,
but it's really expensive.

Eh, I asked Chase for
a couple extra hours at Tric.

Not that I think you need
a stitch of makeup,

because you are
very beautiful.

Thank you.

I also got you
a couple of things.

♪ But I can't hear ♪

Half a muffin.

I so wanted
half that thing.

And this.

♪ How to love ♪

Oh, wow.
I love it.

It's to wear
with your gray suit

when you get that reporter job
at the station.

Thank you.

♪ ...No matter
where you are ♪

I love you, Millie.

I love you more, Marvin.

♪ ...Watching over you ♪

Damn, my baby
can wear a dress.

Thank you, handsome.

Oh, I think
Tric is closed.

What?
Oh, come on.

It's fine.

Come on. Let's go.

No, it's not.

I've ruined
your Valentine's day.

No, you haven't.

Maybe Chase
or mouth are here.

♪ I can hear ♪

♪ but I can't hear ♪

♪ but we can learn ♪

♪ how to love ♪

Table for two?
Right this way.

♪ 'Cause I can see ♪

You said you hated
Valentine's day.

When did I say that?

In the shower --
you said you liked my butt

and you hated
Valentine's day.

Well, I guess I lied
about one of those things.

So you're a liar.

I'm a liar
with a purpose.

Now, come on.
There's more.

♪ How to love ♪

♪ oooooooh ♪

Oh.

What are you up to?

I have no idea
what's happening,

but our waiter looks crazy,
so I suggest we play along.

Thank you.

Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome,

for one night only,
City and Colour.

Oh, my God.

Guess we don't need
those tickets now.

Happy Valentine's day,
baby.

Thank you.

♪ I wish I could do better
by you ♪

♪ 'cause that's
what you deserve ♪

♪ you sacrifice so much
of your life ♪

♪ in order for this to work ♪

♪ While I'm off
chasing my own dreams... ♪

Okay, on the count of three.
One, two, three.

♪ Please know that I'm yours
to keep, my beautiful girl ♪

Oh, my gosh, shoelaces!

Wristbands -- cool!

I thought the hearts
were kind of awesome.

I was hoping you could wear
the wristbands for baseball.

Thanks, Madison.

Want to go
play skee-ball?

Okay.

♪ If you were to leave ♪

♪ fulfill
someone else's dreams ♪

♪ I think I might
totally be lost ♪

♪ you don't ask
for no diamond ring ♪

♪ no delicate string of pearls ♪

♪ that's why I wrote this song
to sing, my beautiful girl ♪

♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

Hey.

What's all this?
Hey.

It's Valentine's day.

I know. I just thought
we were gonna rent a movie.

Oh, I thought maybe
you got me something.

♪ You don't ask
for no diamond ring ♪

All right,
hold on, you goof.

You know you can't hide anything
from me.

I don't even know
why I try.

♪ ...My beautiful girl ♪

♪ you don't ask... ♪

Happy Valentine's day,
Hales.

♪ No delicate string of pearls ♪

I'm gonna go take a shower.

♪ That's why I wrote this song
to sing, my beautiful girl ♪

Can I help you?

Yes, you can.

Can I help you?

Who was that?

The pizza guy?

Great.
Where's the pizza?

I didn't want pizza.

You said
to call the pizza guy.

I --

Oh.

Why are you laughing?

You said
to order meat lover's.

Well --

Hey.
Hey.

Hey!

Sorry, dude,
little misunderstanding.

Obviously, I'm here.

I'm cool with that.

Oh, wow.

You like it?

It's amazing.

Thank you.

Clay, don't --

Heart shoelaces?

Sweet!

I'm so sorry.

But to be fair,
you said no presents.

Yeah, you're right.

Mmm.

So maybe we should
just take yours back.

Mnh-mnh.
No?

I love it.

And I love you...
For all of this.

♪ You're the Northern wind ♪

♪ sending shivers
down my spine ♪

♪ you're like fallen leaves ♪

♪ in an autumn night ♪

♪ you're the lullaby ♪

All right, dude,
I'll see you later, okay?

Okay.

Hey, listen,
about that song --

I -- it's okay.

I mean,
my dad said the same thing...

About not singing at school
or anything.

Well, you know what,
buddy?

I think I was wrong
about that.

As a matter of fact,

I was thinking

that song's way too good
for people not to hear.

Really?
Yeah.

So I'm gonna talk to my friend
who runs a recording studio

and see if we can
get it recorded.

You mean Jamie's mom?
I could do that.

I mean...

Thank you.

You're welcome.

You got
your mom's Valentine?

Yeah.

I hope she likes it.

I'm sure she will.

♪ You are all four seasons ♪

Two years
is a long time, huh?

♪ ...Snow in the warm July sun ♪

It's not that long.

♪ That's just before the rain ♪

Uh...

It's okay if you can't
hang out tomorrow --

I mean, if you're busy
or something.

I'll see you tomorrow.

♪ Oh, my love ♪

Happy Valentine's day, mom!

Is that for me?

It's beautiful.

♪ Oh, my love ♪

♪ you must be tired ♪

♪ of me ♪

You okay?

I'm sorry I've been so moody
all the time.

What?

What am I saying?
I'm not sorry.

I'm pregnant.
I am pregnant, Nathan.

Okay.

I found some things
in the pantry.

You went snooping.

I --
yes, I went snooping,

and unless Jamie
is buying diamond necklaces

for Madison...

You opened it?

Well,
that's not the point.

I think it is.

Where is it, Nathan?

Where's the diamond necklace
or the earrings or the flowers?

You weren't supposed to see
those things.

Nathan!

I can't believe you,
Haley.

Do you think I'm blind?
You're gone all day.

You came home, you shower,
and then you --

♪ and I'm slowly sinking
into the slough... ♪

You love me.

Of course I do,
you dork.

With all my heart,
I do.

I'm sorry.

♪ Worn out and left behind ♪

Oh, here we go.

Come on.

You got me ho hos.

Mm-hmm.

♪ ...The healing kind ♪

I really wanted these.

♪ Oh ♪

And the necklace was for Quinn.
I was hiding it for Clay.

Oh.

I can try to steal it back
if you want.

No, it's fine.
This is perfect.

It's all perfect.

We're perfect.

I love you.

I love you, too, baby.

You really want those ho hos,
don't you?

Really bad.
Okay.

♪ ...Just find you tonight ♪

♪ oh, my love ♪

♪ do-do-do ♪

♪ do-do-do ♪

♪ do-do-do ♪

The pizza was a good call.
I'm glad you got it wrong.

What?

I think
we should adopt.

What?

Are you sure?

I think about what my life
was like before I found you,

who I was and how I was,

and it is
so much better now.

I know there's a child
out there for us,

one we'll look at
and think,

"how could we have ever gone
through life without this?"

And they'll look at us,

and they'll know they are loved
and wanted and needed.

And they'll know we searched
for them...

Like I searched for you.

I want that so much,
and I want it with you.

But are you sure
we're ready?

♪ Sailing around the world ♪

We're ready.

♪ ...To keep,
my beautiful girl ♪

♪ when you cry ♪

♪ a piece of my heart dies ♪

Uh --

I got it.

Oh, it's the station.

Hello?

Yes, it is.

♪ ...Someone else's dreams ♪

Oh. Sure.

♪ ...Totally be lost ♪

It's for you.

♪ You don't ask
for no diamond ring ♪

♪ no delicate string of pearls ♪

♪ that's why I wrote this song
to sing, my beautiful girl ♪

♪ ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

What a perfect day.

Do you think
I'll be a good mom?

You'll be an amazing mom.

I'll be grouchy and old.

You'll be wonderful.

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

We're gonna
adopt a baby.

♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪

♪ you don't ask
for no diamond ring ♪

♪ no delicate string of pearls ♪

Down the hatch.

Mmm!

So good!

Mmm!

♪ You don't ask
for no diamond ring ♪

Best Valentine's day
ever.

♪ No delicate string of pearls ♪

♪ that's why I wrote this song
to sing, my beautiful girl ♪