Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999): Season 9, Episode 22 - Overdrawn at the Memory Bank - full transcript

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mike nelson and his robot pals are

caught in an endless chase

pursued by a woman whose name is pearl

an evil gal who wants to rule the

world across the universe

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he'll try to keep his sanity with the

help of his robot friends

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and other science facts

just repeat to yourself it's just a show

i should really just relax

oh mystery science theater 3000.

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[Applause]

hi everyone mike nelson here welcome to

the satellite lava once

is something wrong crow uh

you know you want me baby hit it turbo

yeah come on mike don't act like you

haven't heard my trademark catchphrase

loved by millions you know you want me

baby

it's new to me oh don't play koi people

everywhere stand around water coolers

chuckling over my hijinks from the night

before especially when i roll out my

lovable chestnut you know you want me

baby you know what i have never heard

that before in my entire life oh sure

you have i say it all the time mike i'm

a cultural icon bigger than that that

rage a johnson guy in his prime yeah

america you know you want me baby don't

you feel the slightest bit bad about

just pulling a catchphrase out of thin

air this was embraced by the people mike

it didn't come from me yes it did well

all right well that may be true but i

have to justify this huge t-shirt order

i mean look at this stuff yeah you know

i was wondering about that yeah two

million of them yeah

and i know what you're thinking looking

at that where's the bee yeah no no i

mean i mean you know you want me baby

- come on come on exactly we'll be right
- back

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so these are the catch phrases i can

choose from huh yep oh wait wait there's

a pretty good one kiss off sloppy that's

great yeah that's not really for me i

was oh here's one that ought to get the

kids going we're all out of toner

wow

don't

don't run on my wet floor

secretary please read the minutes from

the last yeah pathetic

let go of it knock it off mike geez all

right well pearl's calling i said cut it

out no it's not she is it's

oh

sorry and i

hello and welcome back to day one of our

public pearl pledge drive that clip you

just saw was

of course are you being served just one

of the many quality programs that you'll

see here on public pearl

hey nelbel i just remembered how much

squats public television pulls down so i

had brain ball whip me up this set and

viola it's pledge drive time from now on

i'm playing the ponies on some well

meaning liberals coin

let's go talk to one of our great

volunteers

hi what's your name

ortega that's pretty

what's your favorite show here on public

pearl

oh sure i love that show jeremy brett is

one of the best thanks for helping out

now remember folks if you pledge at the

150 golden producer level you'll receive

this sturdy tote bag

emblazoned over its entire surface with

the color brown give a call won't you

wow mike this is so cool you know with

all the money i take from you i can get

one of those cool tote bags which is

great because i have like so much stuff

i need to tote why just this morning you

know i was toting something only it

wasn't in anything so no matter how i

tried to toad it it fell all over the

place servo she's just gonna use our

money to send us more bad movies

oh sure sure just just just go sit in

front of your stupid network tv your

cheap fascist

hello

yeah say i want to do my part to get one

of those cool tote bags so how much

mike's money do you need

if you contribute you'll see fine shows

like mike nelson's lord of the dance or

this quality nature program the nature

of bobo let's watch won't we

the uh mountain gorilla subsists almost

solely on fruit uh nuts and uh uh beef

and bean changarita with extra peso shot

having lived among this magnificent

creature for years i i i have gained its

trust and thereby that reminds me brain

guy i borrowed you a sweater and you

never returned it i don't trust you

anymore ah having challenged me thusly i

must reassert my dominance thereby

enabling me to live among these great

beasts for many a year to come

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oh

wow

just a sample of the kind of thing that

you'll see here on public pearl

and now sit back and enjoy this special

nine part series overdrawn at the memory

bank starring the late raul julia a very

wonderful actor what was he doing in

this piece of shirley

very

quality quality programming it was

produced by one of my affiliates wnet in

new york please enjoy

and we'll be back later

jimmy come on there's still so much more

to tote let go of it man oh sure mike

just go watch your webster's and your

facts of life and your who's the bosses

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how was i supposed to know day 276 was

going to be as wild as it turned out to

be

my life as a computec was calm and

simple

but that was before i met aaron finkel

aka gomez yeah

my name is apollonia james oh right i

worked in nirvana village monitoring

dopplers sure you did

i remember thinking that fingal didn't

seem the doppling kind so fingal didn't

doppel he had the most unusual eyes they

were made of mylar

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corp spotting

as it turned out everything went wrong

with fingal's doppel

he lost his body

and i almost lost my mind which wasn't a

major loss but still pretty annoying oh

if only she spoke french

this lovely raoul julia pendant

available only on the home shopping

network

it's a raul bix cube guys see i thought

he was puerto rican i didn't know that

you know

raul you come right back and be in this

bad movie young man but i'm trying to

play archbishop romero

now the news

that's the new york public tv station

but if pearl accidentally sent us mcneil

lehrer reports

- oh no you think mark russell's going to
- be in this

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that is funny

wanda cannon now that's a porno name if

i ever heard one well not that i've ever

heard one all right i you know i don't

subscribe to lots of publications or

anything

he's kind of a dickensian character of

the future sort of thing

communication is

civilization

did i imagine at micro did a chubby

angel with gin blossoms just visit us

still this is easier than reading wired

magazines

they're showing us the tubby guy's

angioplasty

you know i produced a lot of stuff i

don't want the world to see

sat farms of the future

fingal's problems started the day before

we met

he was working in the data flow center

of novacorp as a processor third class

he had a terrible job

- monitoring routine data output on global
- climate control

and its effect on bugs bunny

but he thought he'd found a way to

outwit the system and do something

different with his time

man never show a good movie in the

middle of your crappy movie

and he'd been doing it for a few weeks

before they caught it data entering with

no pains

[Applause]

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we now return to billy madison

you are creating an efficiency problem

access is terminated report to psychists

now

report to psychist now

you know how long it took me to find the

cinema bus master report

now yes aaron fingel from san juan

puerto rico felicia can i borrow your

machine for a couple of minutes please

thank you ups fashions of the future

fingel's ability to figure out computers

was amazing he still is

somehow he'd managed to break into a

closed file called cinemas

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wow

really really big brother

hey someone turn off the fat rotating

guy

that speaks for the future only the

all-powerful chairman of nova pork was

allowed access but fingel had found a

way

his supervisor thought he just had a bad

work attitude so she sent him to a

psychist you know how loomy they are oh

sure

miss jingle

nothing processor third class you did

something

merv griffin ask about his mother ask if

she wears army boots do you love your

mother my mother yes i

she died a long time ago

you used your computer for unauthorized

viewing of cinemas i was just trying to

find some way to stay awake

fingal is out of supervisor's control

the password is fingal

nice yabbles

diagnosis of fingal is now complete

48-hour compulsory rehab nirvana village

prophylactic rehab finger retread is

constantly guessing you can double at

nirvana village

and you'll come back to work relaxed

with everything's all doctor nothing's

wrong with me i'm sure you'll have a

successful rehab you can trust my

diagnosis mr uh

bingo

so aging lesbian nuns run the future

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imagine me and you

and you and me no matter how they toss

the dice

felicia just got the news not good

finger i have data to process you don't

understand they're sending me up for a

compulsory rehab

novacorp's always generous it'll do you

good i don't need a rehab oh i'm sure

you do or they wouldn't be sending you i

need other things felicia i need you to

see a cult my driveway you need your

rehab fingel

i mean your work attitude isn't exactly

what it might be everyone's noticed it

how can i concentrate on my data

processing when you're sitting across

the aisle from me you could get your

desk changed

felicia i've asked you out 67 times

you're always saying no

now i'm going down to the environment

village and being doctor big tanning

booth

anything could happen to me

bengal's worries about doppling were a

little out of date in the five years i'd

worked at nirvana village nothing had

ever gone wrong

but of course almost everyone doppled

voluntarily

fingal was my first compulsory

doppelganger i didn't want a bungle or

bobble to fingel doppel just

sleepwalkers

never saw a cinema in their lives never

saw a chris farley movie philistines

nothing anti-corp about it

well someone calling on the steel drum

day 275 termination in five minutes

okay so it's my first double i've only

dabbled in doppels

maybe it'll be good for me

day two staying at bill gates house six

seventeen hours nirvana village

transport departure oh 700.

- i hear the trans bat coming it's coming
- around the bend

does this train go uptown

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first time yeah

let me tell you something try it as a

horse

stallion always good the first time out

that'd be real mega bucks

6 700.

i got 47 credits

what kind of a double do you think that

buys

an anteater

maybe whoa huge slam on anteaters out of

nowhere

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handling world handling family paneling

come as you are to my mall to my atrium

yeah yeah

well look it must be a jack-in-the-box

in the food court yeah

so that's why fingal was ordered to

report to nirvana reception that's when

i saw him for the first time as

previously i guess it wasn't just his

eyes

he had a special attitude he didn't

quite fit in

i know most people thought he was a pain

in the neck but i never felt that

even when things were at their worst

okay governor next

we'll be right there

okay i didn't that's a shame maybe i

need a polyvinyl coating

compulsory rehab

i was thinking about a stallion your

credit should take what you can get

what's that bollocks a mangy old baboon

a baboon name's daisy good luck buddy

what's so funny

i don't have to do this you know suit

yourself you run me laurie you know the

rules

no rehab card no work no work no credits

no credits nothing zip

i lost the truth

doubling arms through there bloody darby

fashion

my workload that day looked like the

usual bunch of dopplers

people going on short doppling vacations

looking for a new thrill

having their personalities inserted into

wild animals so they could experience

the world through different eyes oh yeah

old guys becoming pandas that's the

future it looks that way

i'm daisy i like poetry rotten fruit and

flinging my filth

i just gotten to fingel's data file when

jamilla came on chef yo jamila

okay kid my turn unless you want to work

my shift

just one second

mandatory rehab

unauthorized interface with locked

cinema file

so we've been scrolling up cinemas ah

yeah that's been established you only

heard whispers about

that time i didn't even know what one

was of course i didn't know what string

was either

how do you suppose he managed to scroll

up cinemas it's all seven forget it

that's why he's doing rehab in the

starving worn out baboon and we're in

here getting fat on flavo pipes yeah you

big tubs

we opened a sinto flavo door

good morning doppler finger

the light shower you will receive will

sanitize you so that we can protect the

nirvana village wildlife you were

supposed to be nude while your suits

clean this is an identic cube

the first step in doppling is to

transfer your total identity to the cube

once that's i learned about identity

cubes when i was six stupid lucy

the identicube is then implanted

wait a minute

47 credits every unit i have

good morning mr finger

you are about to begin doppling

my name is

apollonia jane forgot for a second i'm

the computec who'll be monitoring your

doppel nice baboon okay fine with me

we have to keep to our schedule mr

fingel

now please sit down

please i can see your little finger

you'll find a fresh glass of cold

reconst next to your chair

recon's d man

we want you to understand about your dp

you know it's ridiculous then sending me

here for a rehab all i did was spend

some time looking at cinemas did you

ever see one

no i'm afraid not oh you don't know what

you're missing they're really something

if you finished your recons

we'd better be on with my explanation

since you are a first-time doppler we'll

be installing a dp that's a doppel plug

in your brain what a dp is a permanent

installation so making your identicube

in the future will just be a matter of a

few moments

it causes no pain and is easily covered

by any normal hair growth wait a minute

i changed my mind some other time

sit down mr finger you need to tinkle

finger nothing to worry about how about

some pringles fingers trust me

i'm just gonna band saw the top of your

head just relax

take a deep breath

not that deep you might be interested to

know that doppling comes from the german

doppelganger meaning double or twin we

were gonna call it strudelganger but

have a good safari mr finkel i seem to

have died is that okay

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beauty school dropout

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why i envy him right now

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like the comic relief lady is making me

very tense

sorry about that though

the right tots welcome to mid-level

students of school 592. have you ever

reached the doppling transit zone

you are requested to respect them don't

fondle the doppels

marco

um what's this a routing tag each color

has a different destination green for

the slumber room yellow for organ

transplant and so on and blue like this

well that's rather unusual we can talk

about it later is it sexy we'll talk

about it later now come along the class

is waiting in the doppling room oh

the littlest sexual deviant

okay

remember not to touch anything you'll

grow hair on your palms

no oh daisy you could have got mustard

all over his brain is his brain sexy

brains don't have feelings he told us

that i also told you to wipe your hands

clean after eating children of the damn

day at the brain institute here

isn't eating is when you sit down all

right wipe your hands after eating and

snacking

no

no no

i'd like to see you dabbled into a toad

dummy only [ __ ] would want to be a

medico wow let's talk

all right class what is the medico doing

making an identity that's right making a

copy of his whole identity and what is

it called there's a precious canadian

health care system at work

computec james you may access the bingo

personal data file his mother was

evelyne osmondo fingal hello dear

deceased

erim fingal was educated at bosnia wash

central graduated 997th in his class

okay

oh when i unplug the identicube

you'll have a blank till it's inserted

into the hose okay

bye bye finger

get that cat out of here

hey stereo cats dr marcia clark

preparations for single double are

complete

48-hour double begun doctor who the hell

cares

isn't it weird how life imitates art and

i'm like sleeping right now too

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whistlers baboon and repose

hey

i'm double and i'm on film suddenly

at least i'm not an anteater this movie

just hates anteaters

oh i gotta run in these they're new

it's gonna be pretty boring just sitting

on this rock all day hey wait a minute

hold it hold it i got here first this is

my rock

that's sex discrimination

how's daisy doing holding her own she

just might make it all the way through

- this doppel surely this will cure him of
- his love of cinemas

this is costing me every credit i have

he's gonna start flinging it any minute

now

hey

that looks more exciting hey extreme

babooning looks like fun i wonder if i

could do that no that does look fun mike

if i could do that i'd basically never

stop

can't get the hang of it

it's harder than i thought miss clumsy

is a stupid repulsive anteater

single

seven hours of doppling time elapsed

program proceeding normally

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here boy come on honey

henry where are you henry come on come

on honey come on down it's okay

come on boy

hi mike hi

hello

okay uh who wants to start crota

oh well uh mike we like daisy in the

movie so much we thought it'd be fun to

have a monkey oh yeah so we ordered one

from instant monkeys online and it came

instantly just like the ad says

get your monkeys instantly with instant

monkeys online

and as soon as it got here it escaped

from its box and it submissively

urinated all over your shoes

what well we think it's a sign of

affection yeah anyhoo henry got all

scared now he's hiding up in the rafters

or something henry yeah we named him

henry kissinger because of his

scalp oh

whoa

mike incoming aggressive stance is

threatening henry

you need to adapt a passive posture now

stoop down and to the right good no no

no your right hand is threatening him

mike okay put it up around your head

okay good good okay now loll your head

around like a marionette right right

right okay stroke your chest struck your

chest no one use the back of your hand

are you crazy now bob up and down and

ook very softly are you sure

okay there there you see henry kissinger

likes you you drew a little more drool

oh yes he thinks you're his mother oh

that's so cute

huh what do you know commercial sign uh

well i'll see you mike

wait where are you guys going

careful mike your money's mad at you

again

we'll be right back

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what happened to him

he looks drunk to me i'm on medication

okay corp 25

there's the possibility of some minor

damage to some of the dopplers nothing

serious but it's that time of year again

went the marouba troops ripe some of the

dopplers are getting drunk

remember last year

very very very refreshing

just like a

nice cold martini that monkey's been in

and out of hazelden so many times

so they dappled oliver reed and peter

o'toole huh

i love you guys and now we're going to

- graduate and i'm never going to see you
- guys again man

daisy still managing

sort of how about gatsby

she found the maruba trees

oh daisy

don't move

i'll be sick

she's vomiting blood

i don't know it's just uh

i don't know the days of marouba fruit

and roses

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have you gained weight now

i feel better up here

fresh air times square

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hey

wait a minute what's that elephant do oh

hold it hold it wait a minute hey i'm

not a baboon i'm a bar cut it out

i want right out now out all the right

priority emergency disengage

fingel site kenya park sector j21 code

red

out of paper

to be here

sleep room

input

we need a subject ahead of schedule

name's aaron fingel

can you can you spell that for me please

f-i-n-g-a-l

i gained an ounce

what's going on what a mess look

passionate you know what that means

we'll be here all night filling in compu

stats you don't have to suffer through

it i was on duty i'll handle it no way

we'll both suffer

they've brought daisy in she's in the

doppling room and the medical's ready

ralph mouth here why couldn't slavin

have been off duty we're waiting where's

fingal's body i called to be and must be

on his way must be some snap

we never had known any aram bingo it

must be there they brought him up

yesterday economy compulsory rehab look

again toby she's so pat benatar i'm

notifying sliver now

lexicor 1e5

i have to speak to wallenda irving

urgent

yes the flying melenda yes

i have some interesting news for you mr

irving i finally touched her

unauthorized intercourse communication

intercept embassy swedes is having a

free branch

tepanyaki and video bar nice

lexicorp world news just issued a

bulletin novacorp stock is plummeting

it dropped 20 points in the last two

minutes

what are you going to do

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elizabeth claire profit and david

duchovny look on

my lunchbox can withstand a nuclear

blast i found him

we will just find my mark here

here it is the interface an identity

blah blah blah blah blah techno bulldog

cloning a subject

watch this with me slavin put on a pink

top and watch this with me

we just lost watson he came here we

wanted him best technician in the

department we were pressing your pants

uh uh all right let's let's make this

short oh why start now

patience identicube was connected to the

computer while cloning was attempted

a cube must remain active or electron

loss results sorry i ran over here

we used the central computer to simulate

life experience

- but we had to set up a control interface
- from outside

we used watson to complete the interface

there was no other way to keep contact

david bowie in a brilliant cameo it was

going too fast for me but if i was to

get fingal out of trouble i had to

understand everything yeah so i punched

up additional information included in

the file

identicube computer interface and other

crap to achieve interface the subject's

personality is transferred from his

identicum into the computer it's just a

furnace mission outside the computer

must then maintain constant contact with

the subject lay on him warning

sudden increases in energy flow can

totally erase the technician's identity

we plugged watson into monitor

what happened

i wouldn't have done it if i'd realized

the awful danger he was in

watson was tired but still maintaining

contact

then there was some kind of

negative energy surge energy surged

sucked everything in sucked let's go

with that word movie

oh god watson's identity was sucked into

i gotta get back to the 10k

he was still breathing

vital signs fine but he wasn't there

a blank brain hooray for socks listen

don't do it don't risk anyone's life

this way nothing's worth it

you see what she's wearing

i was responsible for fingel

i'll make the connection god i want to

make you over

i wish i hadn't seen that tape

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do you have any other ideas

well how do you know what he'll do in

there i can control my own computer

of course you can under normal

circumstances

you are not responsible gondol i suggest

your interference is less than

appropriate

for angle interface ready in the shade

harp o'hare all right we're ready to

begin

proceed interface initiate mustache

visible

warning six hours of cube life for me

before automatic destruct

must be christmas on the borg ship

see you on the dark side of raul

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oh look it's embarrassing

the poor dope figures if you can't see

the camera the camera can't see him

is that you fester

you know with this digital technology

the suckiness comes through with great

clarity absolutely

what happened probably ate too many

flavor fives last thing i knew i was

about to be killed by an elephant i

should have wrapped him up in this

elephant

it was eerie

watching finger creating his own reality

simulation around him well maybe you

should get some flavor five

especially since he didn't even know he

was doing it must be something in that

recon she gave me

ready for external tracking personnel

interconnect connect

miss james please begin tracking bingo

he's in there

wait switch to analog it has a warmer

sound

locate as fast as you can why don't you

reconstruct label fires

i was living two lives at the same time

part of me was outside the computer in

my office talking with slavin and jamila

but i was inside too

trying to maintain contact with finkel

so i could keep in constant touch with

him it's a viv savage christmas ornament

contact oh wait no uh yahtzee

i better call for a medical yeah on the

voice comm flavo link since ah

this phone is no longer available for

outgoing calls

wait a minute i paid my bill get me the

service manager do not interrupt please

you cannot make calls to the external

world what

trust me fingal

no outgoing calls who's this go to work

i'll explain when i can

just stick to your routine no surprises

if you do anything unexpected i may not

be able to track you

listen either i'm not so you are

i'll be in touch

you know i bet nobody ever scrolls up

this cinema

go to work but i'm an actor

then it's morning mike it's eerie

watching finger create his own reality

simulation around him

very eerie

it was essential to always keep an exact

sink with fingel uh-huh it was the only

way we'd be able to find him when we

were ready to put him back in his own

body why are you ready to put him back

in his own body he accepted the

simulation of novacorp i sensed he was

still confused or stupid i had to get in

there and explain things to him but i'd

have to simulate someone he'd really

trust single

one smell this is this off

mom

hello sonny

what are you doing here why aren't you

puerto rican an entirely healthy

question son

the fact is i'm being electronically

simulated whoa mom

my nuts my nuts

this is all in your mind oh my god

there's been a big goof happened

they're talking about his area

negative input

fingers too curious girls too eager to

help pork deliveries late might blurt

out delicate information

they've tucked you away in the hx 368

computer for safekeeping yum swedish

puerto rican cooking the finest tallest

is to me

mom

you died a long time ago i haven't seen

you in 15 years

better late than never sunny

got to get me some of that soup your

instructions understood i will simulate

a presence to threaten them carol

channing

go on eat up mm-hmm while your mother

tells you something important don't talk

about your private parts in public

who loves you baby

jamila something weird

it feels like somebody else is

interfacing too

wear a cup and wash right gotta go going

sonny

wait wait wait mom i ordered salad

meet me after work here these will keep

the swelling down

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she on the ceiling

[Music]

you want your spoon back

[Music]

[Applause]

it's this cyst in my ear

someone beat up george will good yes

[Music]

[Laughter]

in about an hour i don't think so

[Music]

barton's getaway car

look it's the agent pee-wee what

happened the most unfortunate accident

poor woman ran across the street a truck

came around the corner and hit her

may i trouble you for a lot sir but

who's he who's he trying to do uh jimmy

stewart uh james cagney no no no no wait

wait uh john kenneth galbraith ram jas a

terry hulk hogan maybe

everybody goes to the place you know

when they have to go sign boxer may i

recommend it to you so down one mother

up a matchbook not too bad

listen the call to script rewrites

very sacred let's see i'll uh take an

old gourd and some filth

well pop on a fez and eat some couscous

i guess

formerly that other place yeah they

hired a huge consulting firm for

- millions of bucks and this is the name
- they came up

with appearing tonight slayer

yeah he brought a non-perishable food

item so he gets in free

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your

you guys come and do something about

your monkey

you guys

oh right now pearl's calling

and now

a very special preview of a special

pledge week special we are so fortunate

to present to you our viewer

pearl

pearl

pearl

pearl

pearl

[Music]

when loving

lovers love

their loving love and wings of golden

loving love we fly above

their love is such a soft and precious

love it's love

a lovely love is all we seem to need

when we're in loving love but then

it's gone

it is nothing but

a memory

memory

memory

[Music]

who knows where it flies

[Music]

your heart has wings to fly

[Music]

i know a couple of guys

[Music]

golden

shimmering

lustrous

lovely

loving

loving

[Music]

[Applause]

what

a performer

the lovely

leggy

pearl

forester hey i can sing too

and now you find yourself in 82 oh okay

come on for a face

oh is that all you got banana breath

come on show me something good oh okay

must be my birthday

[Music]

you must remember this this movie really

sucks

because it's fly soup sir that's why

are you buying or selling sailor

what's going on here

now i'm making up my own movies could

you make up a better one than this

hey the mater d's ted baxter

[Music]

hey a [ __ ] rabbi cowboy look behind

him

[Music]

mike is that lady sick i hope so lola

likes you

not now sweetheart he's got some talking

to do all right but with me

tell a piano player play anything you

want lola drinks on the house that's

kind of inconvenient laura we'll see you

later

i'm gonna score with me tonight

yeah

falling in love again

we have to talk about all this

apollo is it you

what are you doing here please stop

trying to figure things out you're

making it harder on me i'm making it

harder my mother who died years ago

tells me i'm not real i'm inside the

nova corp central computer that's right

then she gets run over by you

find your body we've got one on back

order

you lost my body

what's this

it's a simulation you've created a kind

of reality inside the computer when do i

get out

we'll find you don't worry

but we can't just leave your cube lying

around while we look for the rest of you

star all you have to do is relax and

please don't mess things up and come to

my bbm one-woman show

i'm not the one who messed things up in

the first place am i

all right bingo you once said i was a

warped frustrated

all right

wow tom wolf with a thyroid problem

yummy

we're doing the best we can

all i can eat the jokes on them

i

[Music]

is it normal when the woman you're

talking to turns into a head with a veil

hanging down over nothing

i think you better be going now finger

come back to my place any time we're

getting a karaoke machine

i'll have what i'm having

stay away from the fat man mr finger he

smells like feet

[Music]

formerly the locale

[Music]

so that's who was after fingal

i figured i'd better lie low for a bit

the fat man was in fact the nova corp

chairman i can't believe i'm making the

whole thing up almost assuredly sir the

whole bowl of wax david brenner

well he can't walk too fast or he'll run

out of sight there's only one way to

keep a lid on things fingel had to go

back to his old work routines it was

boring but it was the only way to keep

him out of trouble so more boring then

german's getting involved was bad news

he could call off the search for

fingal's body

five hours of cube life remain before

automatic destruct

i'd only been monitoring fingal for an

- hour but it felt like years yeah tell us
- about it

well these are all the people who are

writing scripts for parker posey

i should have known

as soon as finger was back and worked

out of processing his old boredom

research can't stand this anymore

i'm so bored okay which one of us said

that i felt it

maybe i had to put up with it out there

but not in here i'm going to get a glock

and mow these people down

listen

we're nothing more than a bite in a

giant computer i'm okay with that's fine

if you don't watch out you're going to

get yourself under a real problem

there are a lot of little things you can

change

okay miss computer polonia james

i will

my coffee coupon

oops i leaked

i'm gonna give the hell out of these

flowers

that steams my mustache

i am working mr fingel

listen felicia why don't we just walk

out of here go back to my place and make

love whoa i want to work in data entry

what's your idea i'm a joke

do you want to get us fired not a

satisfactory reply felicia

oh there's a fly in here

what's that kill myself okay not a

problem

no shall we go back to my place and make

love

this is sexual harassment and i'm gonna

take it

whoa

look familiar mike uh probably not not

for you

oh i thought you'd never ask

big boy well i'm actually size doesn't

matter boy

[Music]

i wouldn't wish that no good drone on

anyone now he started playing around

with himself whoa

man kids are tuning in right now to

watch barney

so i sing you to synthos sleep after the

techno love

oh not now felicia please why not but

it's all we did last night and the night

before

i'm tired

frankly i'm bored that's why you kept

saying william hurt's name

bored

i could spice things up maybe invite

thing to watch

- i didn't even get this far before
- they're crying

you know if only she had turned into a

cold beer it would have been perfect

is that the ladies beeping

yeah

you're too much finger you know that

wait a minute you're the one who told me

to change things if i didn't like them

and this is what you mean by changing

things why not

i'm entitled to a little bit of

happiness aren't i you were raised

catholic yes

listen to me fingal your navel's very

deep i can't even see to the bottom of

it what if you fall in i can't guarantee

what you're talking about what is it

with you first you tell me to go out and

change things instead of sitting around

now you want me to sit around

why don't you go try figure out what you

want and then come back yeah what i want

is to get you back inside your body and

be rid of you fine

bang i want to get back to my life too

you know if this one-handed exercise is

all you can think out to do with your

life you're a very little man and i'm

very disappointed in you is this still

the officially sanctioned boring part

you had me fool you replaced my coffee

with folger's crystals i was beginning

to think

that you were someone special

it's a good thing we don't have to like

each other isn't it

because you're definitely not my kind of

woman well now you are actually

filmed in soap opera vision

i can't go on with this we'll return to

days of our fingal after this

did they just switch to the dinner menu

here

i'm trying to do the right thing finger

but i'm not sure what that is slapping

them seemed like a good start you're

going to have to tell me what to do

okay

i will let's slip into something more

virtual

here's looking at you kid here's looking

at you taunt here's looking at you

ubiquitous here's looking at you lizzy's

of all the public television stations in

the world

that was some short circuit

yeah

i hate these things hey don't bogart

that man it's like you weren't gonna

make waves it just happened i didn't do

anything on purpose it's just i've had

it

if i'm in charge of what happens to me

in here i'm not gonna go on being a

zombie like all those other zombies at

work i'll be a better zombie what are

you gonna do

i don't know

but i've got to get the hell out of here

novicorp isn't helping

so i guess i'm gonna have to punch my

own buttons for a change now you've been

doing enough of that mister geez

whoa kitchen alert

who's that guy

crap and i'm running the prime rib

special tonight dirty finger when he

plays for good

so do i rick

and it's my play now

let's say you and me um

[Music]

or 80s video technology

i couldn't believe it

fingal was going to try to reprogram the

hx 368 while he was still inside it well

that's what i found out later talking to

the screenwriter

[Music]

did you lose your bananas would you

leave me alone i don't want any fruit

he couldn't get his casablanca fantasy

out of his head casablanca gets really

hot during the summer invalid format

quit or retry contact your network

administrator

what is your access code i bite my five

and a quarter floppy

fingle was taking on the mainframe

computer that more or less ran the world

now i was terrified

if he did manage to write his own

programs anything could happen but no

matter what we won't show it stop valid

format quit or retry i'm gonna keep on

till i crack you open

finger you have to do something about

the heat we can't work what do you

expect this is casablanca 103 and

probably getting hotter

and get lost cat stevens can't you find

some other reality

why don't you say you're psychic i'm not

giving up my fantasies lady not for you

or anyone else

and you don't exist so just uh

disappear will you i mean you smell like

you exist but you can sit there all day

i'm not seeing any psychists from now on

i'm doing what i want to do get it

angus young

apollonia listen i don't understand how

you did it but what happens in here

could have an effect out there you can't

just play games finger a polonium

oh now she's joan blondell again for

weeks

get back to work fingel you make me

tingle finger fingal are you single give

me a jingle

what is your access code where do you

want to go today all over this movie

that's where i want to go

invalid format quit or retry i'll take

quit for 25 alex try okay

we both take a break we both said things

we'll regret bingo can't you do

something about the heat well some like

it hot and some sweat when the heat is

on

your new backyard

i wandered into the ladies room and

that's why they stay in there so long

yeah those ladies they get everything

man ladies

good afternoon mr pringle

i trust you're enjoying casablanca

very amusing city fat man i have a

communication for you bite me thanks but

i have an appointment hey finger

where are you going the boss would like

to talk to you

shut up and listen

what if you understand me the time mr

fingel

i will be brief

the powers that be want you to know that

they've discovered what happened to your

body

they found me

i discovered

and one of the children

who observed your doppling

joke on you

he switched the tag from your body to

another bunny

where am i

oh

unfortunately

a little rascal

couldn't remember what color tag he put

on your body breathing knocks the wind

out of this guy even after other

intensive questioning

but there is still hope

how much hope ah that depends on you

if you persist in trying to interfere

with the hx 368 programs

i guarantee

your body will not be found in time

don't threaten me fat man that's what

happens when you have to put season

santas to work

ah

grab hold of the watercress

i don't make threats mr finger

only

promises oh and a great pork roll

he's a doll finger his damn thugs giving

him a towel

quick drying fingal too

formerly the site

boy morocco must be moving they got all

their stuff in these boxes here

oh blessed saint help free

he wandered into an english pub sorry

mate

quick stupid you got hit they're

shooting darters

boys

within two seconds oh my god we're on

[Music]

the yoga booga tribe

butter knives if you think i'm the one

who's trying to kill me you're crazy i

belong

can you just shut up and listen this is

no time for a serious conversation

[Music]

the fiends they're bombing rattan shops

but they've got to stop trying to

reprogram the computer yeah i guess

that's what they think too we put you

into the hx 368 to keep you safe you owe

us i'm just trying to save my ass and

right now i'm having a damn hard time of

it he said ass listen

i know you're trying to do your job

but please

why don't you get out of here

- oh she's trying to impersonate ingmar
- bergman isn't she

i've got a fever for the flavor of

finger

you can't stay here

[Music]

damn trendy cigar bars

apollonia

i'm sorry sorry he's a village people he

thought i was a black male construction

worker it's cute

[Music]

well i killed that rhino

okay

let's try our phenomens

start with a two-letter prefix

very good

thank you

you know i'd rather watch the kind of

hackers who spit a lot

hx3698

[Music]

oh a bug on my desk i got access

varicose desk

[Music]

we cracked the code to scrubbing bubbles

scrubbing bubbles

it's raining man hallelujah

ready for a game of battleship sir

were there any storms programmed for

today

i knew it

fingals accessed again

attention all personnel leave now

gotcha fat man

yeah see these guys they were rejected

from men without hats wow really bad

musicians huh no see they wear hats

oh so the brim gets in their way of

reading the music no look forget it just

never mind

fat guys marathon 26.2 feet

in the future pure isle bruises will

still work

started with hx just gotta relax with my

game boy for a minute yeah then what

the variance oh no oh no what if this is

still the pre-credit sequence got it i

did

repeat it 368 and my garage door should

open

i y

00:59:54,421 --> 00:59:55,539

00:59:55,540 --> 00:59:57,220
9.

oh i get it cause they're wearing hats

that's good mike sherlock

it's a hologram of the effectiveness of

liquid plumber

[Music]

oh this movie hurts oh i got it

the chairman's got really bad dandruff

this is how much pure cocaine you would

need to enjoy this movie

yeah so this is public television huh

suddenly i feel like beating the crap

out of fred rogers

i'm not making this up

i'm not cleaning it up either

i gotta find rick

london weather reports hurricanes and

blizzards thames river flooding

parliament

florida reports

accessed by weather interface and i'm

out of continents aboard new program

soonest

invalid format quit or retry

iceland and greenland in midst of

heatwaves he couldn't have done all this

what love is a battlefield

is this how you control that lunatic

it's summer and there is a blizzard out

there rain and typhoons in the south

flood cyclone everything is out of

control james

am i mistaken or are you deep fried are

you not an employee of novacop

of course i am and you have certain

loyalties to us yes mr fat all right

stop romanticizing

find him

chastise him if there is one more

catastrophe we will not deliberate we

will terminate him

oh no ear police

that's changed ownership now it's a

gentleman's club well mr finger they've

created quite an event

here's the beginning pier now that he

can import his own program hey rick i

just stumbled into it

ah yes mr geffen is expecting you

you're too modest mr finger he's just

getting started here

he could be a contender come on i didn't

do anything you did a hell of a lot and

you're gonna do a damn side more

yeah

i guess i made some waves it's a

pleasure my dear sir to see the waves

you made hey don't do that thing with

your finger when you shake my hand

[Applause]

god i told you you're barred from here

till you pay your pass tab

[Applause]

[Music]

back off the stick no cut the engine cut

um that's poison oak on your nutty bits

ma'am

bologna this girl just needs to go home

wait for him to call is it really you or

just a fig leaf of my imagination

here's some more commandments i forgot

thou shalt not screw around with things

thou dost not understand

thou shalt not meddle in novacorp

hardware

or a nova corp shall hold the

irresponsible

thou shalt not break out of hx368

thou shalt not

[Music]

i promise no more meddling around

and you didn't need all that pizzazz

you're enough do you have these in

pocket size goddess of transitoriums

[Music]

[Music]

[Applause]

so uh

where's the monkey oh never mind him

mike come on synth my doppel down to the

nanites and monitor both my cube time

and my finger time hey why are you so

eager to get down to that nanite work oh

you know i'm feeling a little wicked

want to go down there and mess with the

little shrimps you know have a few

laughs just shake them up

that doesn't sound very nice oh no i

won't be too hard on them just rattle

their cages a little bit yank their

chains push them around just get a few

kicks you know kicks yeah well don't be

too rough on them okay ah yeah just stop

on my finger i'll show you some fun

stuff

hey nanites hey little pipsqueaks of

giant walks among

like i landed in a rough part of town

here

hey hello where are those little idiots

anyway well wow what do we have here

mookie

i don't know slicer looks like a college

boy to me um hi

fellas so monkey that i just hear this

punk calling me a idiot oh no no not you

no so why you you calling me idiot then

i was born excuse me a second mike you

didn't have to sit me down quite so

small

i'm sorry tom it's out of my control

what's up mike oh servo synthodople

thing is down in the nanite world yeah

- come around this in our neighborhood mr
- college

[Applause]

getting his butt kicked you think we

should bring him out nah teach him a

lesson you know

tough love right yeah we'll be right

back

oh henry there you are

[Music]

all right got a headache i don't know

he'll stay in line now great

they're going to owe you apollonia i bet

you get a promotion out of this if you

don't blow everything by fighting with

the chairman i don't care about a

promotion that loony finger's starting

to get to you isn't he he's not crazy

well sure he eats mittens but i don't

know

maybe i shouldn't have gone in there

like that

wanting 60 minutes to cube destruct

i'll just add more toner to be here

time's running out to be

we're close

we've only got two areas left to search

he's got to be in one of them keep me

posted will you to be or not to be

that just keeps chucking rectangles at

you

could woody allen bring a lawsuit

against these people i don't think

woody's going to be bringing too many

lawsuits against anyone frankly

[Music]

fasten your seatbelt finger it's the law

you're in for a bumpy ride well now all

about eve why don't they just have the

bowery boys come through the movie

heard you were leaving

i have something caught my teeth hold on

probably just as well now sinatra shows

up

i can't stay here rick

going to work every day behaving like a

good boy like i promised our polonia

promised a bologna there's no way out

and i don't have much time left

so you're gonna go out crying yes and

wedding actually thought you were gonna

try for something really big

ah hitler or a guy in clown

[Music]

santa see i'm in time for what fat man

i've taken the liberty of arranging for

some papers for you uh passport uh exit

visa that sort of thing and i'm big

boned by the way

your most recent reports

were very positive mr finger isn't that

just great it'd be very wise to think of

traveling and enjoying yourself

is that what you're gonna do finger

enjoy yourself

play off will you rick let's just get

through the movie i don't have to be a

big man

it was crazy of me to try reprogramming

the hx368

luckily you stopped in time

done underneath the

you're crap spend the rest of your life

playing it straight it's my only chance

if you've made any more trouble for them

mr finkel they would have been forced to

erase your existence here that would

have been the most unfortunate yeah well

maybe i would have found my own way to

get out

sorry burped up a k-pop

you think you can't do it

i think he's a fool to risk everything

for his silly games

i guess that's what he was doing the

hell i was oh mike he's at hell plane

must finger you don't want to miss it

there's nothing more boring than playing

it safe bingo let me accompany you to

the plane mr finger shut up fat man you

you anteater

better safe than dead rick that's a

matter of opinion mr finger they're

ready for takeoff yeah fat man you take

the trip and yes there's a meal

my compliment

you're a very foolish man mr finger a

lot of face from now on whatever happens

is your responsibility

is that clear

to wendy's

you'll be glad to hear you'll be staying

on for a while

they're holding hands with himself

[Music]

go

okay

here i'll show you why they call me

frenchy

wipe your windshield clean with rainx

my watch is delicious

more gravy pity about that mr chairman

you might not have another chance

neither will fingal i've added a new

security lock to the access program now

he can go on trying forever

how's your homework honey

any progress sir

no the bastard changed the access code

on me i have to start all over from

square one i'm confident you'll find a

way mr finger thank you floyd the

pervert

sorry finger but we're gonna have to

open up in a few minutes roll some

- setups sure i'm not getting anywhere
- anyway

is that a tick she keeps fiddling with

it you have lost contact with

please try to regain it

you are letting your emotions disrupt

your concentration

wait a minute my nuts

why didn't i think of that before it's

so simple reverse the access code

he probably thought i'd never try

something so simple you know if this

works i'm gonna spank you movie

notions

welcome aaron fingel

i offer you access to my program yeah he

offers access to anybody

i'm requesting program access i'm

requesting movie jump up my butt

what program do you wish to call uh

aaron finkle

singles accessed again i want more

butter on my ham

hear no movie sino movie

movie

i can hear my hands roar

she's found him ah sir the brisket

finkel i've got to talk to you

watchtower dammit

bring out your dad we're closed fat man

how old could sir that the fat man

always emerges

just after she has made contact again

wait a minute a polonia wouldn't give me

away to him

no one's saying she would kid but it

sure looks like she's part of it oh

excuse me were we supposed to do some

readings for this movie did i miss some

a lot of pencils stuck up there

let me get you some juice and then a

leaf

[Music]

tingle would you like to mingle maybe a

slice of danish kringle

[Music]

take it easy exhausted

it's not what happened

he shut me out

maintaining contact takes the both of us

find him again miss james at once we

must not lose contact

were we just yelled at by a pork road

he's been using me to track finger

hasn't he you're saying i'm fat all

right no wonder he disconnect

let's connect dead not that i give a

flying

finally i killed my virtual pet okay

let's try

escalate axis yeah let's try that yeah

you have reached phase two

you now can program all intercorp and

personal financial transactions

[Music]

better than watching fireworks

genius

pure genius couldn't save this film

beginning redistribution

i'm farting monopoly cards

matthew carson 80 mega credits well

they're all getting credits where

credits are due

350 credits

87 shares

he followed this home can we keep him

bingo

where was he uh he was in the food

service freezer they were going to chip

him and cream him and serve him over

toast or someone noticed he has some

sense of humor yeah whatever scram

flowbee he was next in line for a sex

change operation

much good that does us know we've got

the body but we can't do anything with

it because we don't have the mind

what's happening haven't you heard

the computer's going crazy it sounds

like barney it's ordering bonuses

[Music]

and george said he'd tell me about the

rabbits so

[Music]

they're juicing jerry garcia

[Music]

you know she looks like a gray with a

wig on yeah

someone should buy her a nose

thrill as she thinks

[Music]

winston churchill's mobbed up brother

vito

right bingo i'll have the waffles

man i hate anteaters

he's here grandpa grandpa

[Music]

well that'll stop the 400 pound guy who

smells pancakes

i'll put on a robe and pretend i'm

frangelico

heck here one promised that would work

[Music]

we demand that you set up a delicious

buffet where is he

club's closed fat man

i'm on vacation

i've come for fingal rick finger rick

what is that some kind of a rhine wine

- searches the place he must be here
- somewhere

oh ralph no

[Music]

i wish

[Music]

he died protecting the cointreau

that was my best geek

stay we are

i'm getting your heart attack pills

[Music]

you know eraserhead was easier to follow

than this movie

is it james joyce back there

miss james why are you voluntarily

breaking contact with fingal what is

your deal

you are losing him

his lava lamp's out of control

he looks drunk to me

you know what it's tears

what now try jiggling it

[Music]

thank you miss james

your contact with fingal is no longer

required

you will no longer be able to

communicate with him

cube destruct three minutes

the director's neck right in my hand

[Music]

[Music]

draw me some butter

are being terminated with extreme pork

chops

oh i feel so sorry for his shirt

one sec rick that's all i need stay out

of it

the prime rib is gone

twinkle two bingo chris kringle pat

hingle

you must remember this my liver has been

pierced

i guess i'm more disappointed than shot

i should probably marry the ketchups

before i die

hey did you hear i'm interfaced you know

about that huh

it's up to you

[Music]

it's okay buddy

i can handle it and just what is the it

which is to him up and which he can

perhaps handle

that i don't know

he didn't tell me what the dinner

special was ah but now that he's

interfaced we're gonna see some uh i

don't know um

it is your turn to feed me

destruct 90 seconds

oh

it's the big one

[Music]

hang on i'm passing a ham through my

left ventricle

ah

wait wait see with him being interfaced

and all it really makes sense that he uh

no forget it

yeah it's a real dilemma because he

knows fingal's the only cook on tonight

[Music]

people with pacemakers do not watch raul

julia here

[Music]

think of the sausages i'll never eat

[Music]

the most face any screen has ever held

[Music]

you destruct

30 seconds come on fingal come on what

you know my apathy is palpable at this

point

[Music]

t-zones graphically

[Music]

yay

why am i cheering i don't know but yay

one last cake to bake in 12 less eggs to

fry

destruct five

four

three

shut up

shut up

destruct

bingo i got spurs at jingle jingle

jingle

vertigo to hell

[Applause]

[Music]

gee you think she might be sitting on

- her bony rear end in that room with her
- hand to her ear

miss james you are in danger do not

attempt to contact bingo

he has created a massive energy surge

you could be destroyed

can't lose you now

the energy surge gave her a new hairdo

we haven't even had a dance together you

never bought a muffler together either

what's the point

if you don't get out you'll be nothing

but a flow of electrons

i like it though

electrons don't dance finger they don't

make love they're lutherans

you kidding we're having an electron sex

party right now

i don't know where you are

i love you this much

i don't care for you

but i'm starting the transfer

miss james

this procedure is not recommended hey

hey hal why don't you go on break

you accept the cancellation of aaron

finkel

we're going to save him

[Music]

surf music man surf music makes anything

good

see what i mean

[Music]

ponce fortifying cream diminishes tiny

lines while you sleep

mike i think she really is billy squire

[Music]

so what the final two hours of the movie

is in slow motion now

you have a jelly bean stuck to your hair

now she turns into a werewolf yeah

nice to meet you miss james

eating raul

[Music]

there's still a lot to do oh not on our

account feel free to add yeah whatever

what are you doing

i just erased aaron finger he never

existed

try me

so lots to do meant a few taps on the

keyboard finkle no fun put your thumb

right there wait a minute you'll need a

new ident as much as i will you could

have

all right all right

what's my name ingrid lazlow

what's yours just call me rick and

what's happening now i'm taking care of

the chairman he's going on for a month's

compulsory rehab you're putting him in

daisy daisy's too good for the bastard

he's going on as an anteater he's play

off the edge

i guess

you have to go now

yeah but just number one don't worry

you can stay here

i'm not just gonna disappear i'm gonna

fight not let the system run me anymore

and i don't want you to get hurt

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i can take care of myself you know if

raul was scott ledoux he'd be on the

floor now

well and i guess pbs means public

boinking system huh

do people ever lock tongues and get

stuck that way

and i'm more interested in those little

rectangles back there

i was thinking about getting a place

right or broiled a little club on the

other side of town

we can call it rick's place

get a piano player

wait this will only take a second let me

show you this really hard freestyle game

man i'm sorry these two didn't end up

- together well they did oh well but i'm
- sorry about that

i guess this movie was kind of like

watching casablanca while having a small

- child use your groin as a punching bag
- yeah yeah

but i hate this movie it's on amc every

week

wait wait i was working on a project

with the unprovided emergency aid oh

well never mind

and now the news

that was the news

you know if if i was gonna scroll up a

cinema i'd scroll up i don't know maybe

dirty dingus mcgee no you don't see that

enough do you no

man that was a very bad and confusing

movie i'm sure there's something we

could do well well why don't you call it

tech support

tech support for overdrawn from memory

yeah i'm sure they get a lot of

complaints they better have a tech

support why not well okay we'll give it

a try

let's see uh

1-800 what uh s-u-c-k

hey it's ringing

welcome and thank you for calling our

award-winning 24-hour technical support

service for overdrawn at the memory bank

please be prepared with a specific

problem regarding overdrawn at the

memory bank in order to facilitate

assistance from one of our skills

overdrawn at the memory bank technicians

oh yeah i'm prepared with some specific

problems about overdrawn at the memory

bank all right don't don't worry about

that

memory bank technical support this is

mandy how can i help you uh well first

of all let me see let me take care of

some common troubleshooting

possibilities right away

are you in fact watching overdrawn at

the memory bank yes yes we do find that

people new to our overdrawn at the

memory bank family viewers can make a

simple mistake and actually be watching

another movie

if that is the case then we would urge

you to call the appropriate technical

support service for we are legally

unable to provide support look look

we're watching overdrawn at the memory

bank the credits are rolling right now

so it's not complete yet well no but i

mean we strongly advise our customers to

do the entire film it is impossible for

us to gauge the accuracy of any

confusion or look how are the credits

going to help the fact that we have no

idea what was going on with anything

really what was the

interface thing

what was the skinny woman doing when she

was licking her watching yeah hey hey

why the pinch mouth cockney creep and

then the guy just reverses the access

code really that was well crafted

and the music was the most inspiration

but banal noodling i've ever heard in my

life sir those are unfortunate design

flaws which we do acknowledge well what

can i do about it

when did you purchase your version of

overground at the memory bank

i i didn't purchase it i just uh huh so

you are an unauthorized viewer of

overdrawn at the memory bank

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oh that got us nowhere we're in trouble

that went bad

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oh come on man you don't want to do this

man listen to me man you don't want to

end up in the bone orchard man

get down mike

what's going on hush mike bobo's trying

to talk henry down

well yeah i'm sure i used to throw stuff

in my date

okay you're on

hold on you guys i'm gonna use a blow

gun it won't hurt them a bit okay okay

they weren't hurting anybody except for

us but still i mean man what was i

supposed to do sit down here and let

them throw refrigerators at me they were

playing mike this is the most terrible

thing

hey uh does anybody mind if i use the

phone for a second to call pearl

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yeah

look servo we're out of tote bags yes

i'm sure

well okay for a 25 000 pledge you can

get a

uh an ashtray for your premium

payment plan

yeah

you send me a cashier's check for the

whole amount

no thank you servo

uh oh yeah um

public pearl cause uh

where the hell else you're gonna see

public television crap huh that's right

nowhere else but public television so

come on pay off freeloaders keep the

money coming and remember cash money

oh yeah

always grease your phone bank

here you go ortega buy yourself some

irish spring huh

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mom

my nuts