Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999): Season 10, Episode 1 - The Projected Man - full transcript

{\a1\pos(12,460)}THEME SONG: In the not too
distant future, somewhere

{\a1\pos(96,460)}in time and space, Mike
Nelson and his robot pals

{\a1\pos(12,432)}are caught in an endless chase.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Pursued by a woman
whose name is Pearl,

{\a1\pos(117,460)}an evil gal who wants
to rule the world.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}She threw a few things in her
purse, and in a rocketship

{\a1\pos(96,460)}she hunts him all
across the universe.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}I'll get you.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}I'll send him cheesy
movies-- oo-oo-oo--

{\a1\pos(12,432)}the worst I can find--la-la-la.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}He'll have to sit and
watch them all-- oo-oo-oo--

{\a1\pos(180,460)}and I'll monitor
his mind-- la-la-la.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Now keep in mind, Mike
can't control--oo-oo-oo--

{\a1\pos(117,460)}where the movies begin
or end--la-la-la.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}He'll try to keep his
sanity with the help

{\a1\pos(117,432)}of his robot friends.

{\a1\pos(12,68)}Robot, roll call-- Cambot.

{\a1\pos(180,96)}You're on.
Gypsy.

{\a1\pos(222,96)}Oh, my god.
Tom Servo.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Check me out.
Crow.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}I'm different.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}If you're wondering how he
eats and breathes--oo-oo-oo--

{\a1\pos(96,460)}and other science
facts--la-la-la--

{\a1\pos(96,460)}just repeat to yourself
it's just a show.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}I should really just
relax for "Mystery

{\a1\pos(96,432)}Science Theater 3,000."

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[slamming doors]

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-Hi, everyone.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Welcome to the
satellite of love.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}I'm Mike Nelson.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}You caught us at
kind of a weird time.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}See we're being dragged
back to this wormhole

{\a1\pos(96,460)}by Pearl Forrester
and her minions.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}We don't know where
we're going to end up.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-End of wormhole in sight.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}Prepare for rapid deceleration.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}[zoom]
[crash]

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Whoa.
-Oh.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Oh, oh.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Ah, come on, Mike.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Where did you learn that
little number from, Shatner?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-[laughs]
-What?

{\a1\pos(96,432)}I just fell down.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-I mean, just overdramatic.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Hey, a planet.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Ah, great, yeah, some
new whacked out world.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}You know, damn it!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}I'm just not in
the mood this time.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-What is-- it looks like earth.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Oh, but it's going to be
some weirdo parallel universe.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}earth, where the only sentient
beings are zucchini, right,

{\a1\pos(306,432)}huh?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-[laughs] No, all data indicates
that it is, in fact, our earth.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Oh, yeah, sure.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}But it's like a gillion
years in the future,

{\a1\pos(54,460)}and super-intelligent koala
bears rule the planet, right?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-You know, that'd be kind of
cute, actually, little guys--

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Grow up, Mike.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-No, it's our earth,
in the exact time

{\a1\pos(96,432)}we left it so long ago.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}Hooray!

{\a1\pos(264,432)}I guess.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-We'll be right back.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Our own time?

{\a1\pos(285,432)}Cool.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}We can see Ethan
Hawke movies again.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Yay!

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-Hooray, yes!
-Maybe not.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}I don't know.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Wait, that's not a good thing.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}No, that's bad.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}[theme music playing]

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Giant dogs are probably
running the Department

{\a1\pos(96,460)}of Transportation,
and I don't know what.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Hey, look fellows.
Pearl's calling.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Yeah, sure, right.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}It's probably a turnip-headed
Pearl from the eight dimension

{\a1\pos(162,460)}with tentacles.
-Give it a rest, now, Tom.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Give it a rest, now, Tom.
That's enough.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Come in, Mrs. F.
[thunder]

{\a1\pos(222,432)}[wolf howls]

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[whispers]

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Hello, Mike, Robots.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Cool place, huh?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}I don't know where we are.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}All's I know is that--

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Oh, Lordy, the rupture.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Bobo, don't play
with my luggage.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}Set it down.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Roger, whoa, oh, oh.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}[crash]

{\a1\pos(264,432)}[grunts]

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-I somehow feel connected
to this place, Mike,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}as if I have been
drawn here-- [voices]

{\a1\pos(33,432)}by forces greater than myself.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}Hey, shut up.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-I beg your pardon?
-Argh!

{\a1\pos(201,432)}Don't do that.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}And stop [slaps] with
the whispery hissing.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}You sound like a
Brian Eno record.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-But it's not me, Pearl.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}I'm sensing the presence of
several disembodied souls,

{\a1\pos(12,460)}wandering these dark halls
in search of surcease,

{\a1\pos(33,460)}an end to their endless night,
a howl of quiet desperation

{\a1\pos(12,432)}towards an indifferent universe.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}Nepenthe, Nepenthe.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-You are so gay.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-I could be wrong.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}I don't know.
[thunder]

{\a1\pos(201,432)}[organ notes]

{\a1\pos(264,432)}[clunk]

{\a1\pos(201,432)}[organ music]

{\a1\pos(201,432)}[organ music]

{\a1\pos(264,432)}[claps]

{\a1\pos(201,432)}[organ music]

{\a1\pos(264,432)}[claps]

{\a1\pos(201,432)}[organ music]

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Hey!

{\a1\pos(201,432)}[organ music]

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Hey.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}[organ music]

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-I have never played before.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-[pants] Did I miss it?

{\a1\pos(138,432)}Rock and roll, hey!

{\a1\pos(201,432)}[organ sound]

{\a1\pos(96,432)}Bobo, put a sock in it.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-OK.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Mike, robot pals,
in all my travels

{\a1\pos(180,460)}throughout this
vast cosmos, never

{\a1\pos(12,432)}have I felt so drawn to a place.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Un-uh.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-It is as If I have come home.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[thunder]

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[screams]

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I know now where
I am-- my ancestral

{\a1\pos(54,432)}homeland, castle Forrester.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}This is so freakin' cool.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Bobo!
BOBO: [inaudible]

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Quit clowning around and
bring my lab equipment.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}All of it.
BOBO: [inaudible]

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-Nelson get into that theater.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}I've got things to do.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Brainpole!
-Yes, madame.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-[gasps]
-Oh, sorry.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Send them a move.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}-Ah.
-Something hurtful.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-[laughs]

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Something lancinating.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Right.
-Searing.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-Ah.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Excruciating.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-OK, then.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Oh, something English.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Ah, perfect.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Mike and little sidekick
pals, your movie this week

{\a1\pos(12,460)}is a tepid little serving
of British cuisine, called,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}The Projected Man
It's quite, quite bad.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}[organ music]

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-[laughs] [coughs] Sorry.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-Louis, Lou-i?
[beeping]

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Oh, mama.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-We gotta go.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[doors opening]

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[music playing]

{\a1\pos(12,96)}MIKE NELSON: [laughs] Ah,
oh hey, Faberge presents.

{\a1\pos(180,96)}-The incredible
edible earth, ping.

{\a1\pos(96,68)}-Oh, it's the end.

{\a1\pos(117,68)}I guess we were late.

{\a1\pos(180,96)}-Let's go.
-Yeah, right.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I guess we'll go.
-No, stay right here.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-No such luck.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Michael Tony and
Klinger Tenser present--

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-So it's an orange with a
marble in it, locked in a vice.

{\a1\pos(285,96)}-Huh.
-Right.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-With Mary Bryant
and Peach Haliday.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-OK.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Bryant Haliday, he's a
great [? fereli, ?] isn't he?

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Yeah.
-Nice.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}Hugo.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Versus the overhead
projected man.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-He's the guy other
people project

{\a1\pos(96,432)}their inadequacies upon.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Let's try something
in a green, good.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}There, is that scarier for you?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Featuring Heinz
Kidd and Scully Nor--

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Mike.
-Oh.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}-Oh.
-Really.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Sorry.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-Is this the "Rite of Spring?"

{\a1\pos(117,96)}Should we be rioting,
right now? [laughs]

{\a1\pos(12,68)}-The story of the AV Club.

{\a1\pos(96,96)}-Just because you
show us a projector

{\a1\pos(54,96)}doesn't mean we're convinced
there's a projected man.

{\a1\pos(54,96)}-Stanley Pavey, big, stinky
crappy director of photography.

{\a1\pos(285,96)}-BSC.
-Mm.

{\a1\pos(12,96)}-Also starring Art, Peter,
second, Brian, assistant,

{\a1\pos(138,96)}camera with editor,
Holding, Cooney,

{\a1\pos(54,68)}Rider, Watkins, [inaudible]

{\a1\pos(180,96)}-Come on, Mike.
It's not funny.

{\a1\pos(12,68)}-(SINGS) I say, C. Cece Cooney.

{\a1\pos(180,96)}Oh wait. (SINGS)
I say S. G. Ryder.

{\a1\pos(162,96)}I say S--
-Oh, that's, that's funny.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Oh, so it's my fault,
Mr. Brian Blamey.

{\a1\pos(99,460)}-So far the continuity
lady's doing a real good job.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-OK it's an all skate now.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Is this movie getting
its colors done?

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-It's a mood movie.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-(SINGS) Project my love to you.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}Projecting in your heart.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Ooh, I will project
my love on you.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[laughs] [sighs]

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Mike, we'll just torch the
theater and get out of here.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Come on.
-I'm with you.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-There, he's projected.
The end.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Yay.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Let's go.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}[click]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-We're on.
[click]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-(HUMMING)
[brakes screeching]

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Hey, a jaunty jalopy.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-You want to watch
where you're going.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}MIKE NELSON: [mumbles]

{\a1\pos(201,432)}[revs engine]

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Pretty you may be.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Um, he said pretty
you may be, ma'am.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}I'm not sure what he meant.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Uh, go past the drawings of
turkeys made out of kids hands

{\a1\pos(96,432)}into Ms. Jenkins class,

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Um, driving she may be.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Ah, parking, what
a way to establish

{\a1\pos(33,432)}character and create tension.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-An exhaust system she may need.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}[car brakes]
-Check this out.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}She's wearing an entire
alpaca around her neck.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I can't believe I have
to retake third grade.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Ah, London.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}[laughs]

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Were they worried that
this would be too top heavy?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Too much action at the
front of the movie?

{\a1\pos(264,432)}[laughs]

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Will you be having
recess today, ma'am?

{\a1\pos(201,432)}[door squeak]

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Well, bye.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}CROW T. ROBOT: Bye now.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-They make cardboard rolls,
and that's all they do.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}[typing]

{\a1\pos(264,432)}[knock]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Dr. Hill?
DR. HILL: Yes.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Dr. Benny Hill.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Professor Steiner
is expecting you.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I'm Sheila Anderson, the
department secretary.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}Would you come in here, please?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Follow my flip.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}[knocks] Dr. Hill,
professor Steiner.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Come in.
Come in.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-My ugly little dummy.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Ah, it's wonderful
to see you again.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-And piggy to you.
-Well, cram it, you big--

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-I do apologize.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}On the spur of the moment, I
could think of no other code

{\a1\pos(12,432)}name for you to give the guards.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-That wasn't what I meant.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-You haven't changed.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Or taken a shower.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Seeing you standing
there is as if the years

{\a1\pos(12,432)}had suddenly dropped away.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Oh, Paul, that was
a long time ago.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Call me a pig again.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-What's the problem that
you want to discuss with me?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-I have a bad henna rinse.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Swill for ya?

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-Oh, thank you, Miss Anderson.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-And will be sex-- all, all.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}[inaudible]

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Oh, Miss Anderson,
is Dr. Mitchell in?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Yes, sir.
-Mitchell?

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-He went into the lab.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Would you ask him
to set up a test run.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}I'll be along presently.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-At once.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-And bring some ham.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}I love it.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-I'm working on the
conversion of solid objects

{\a1\pos(96,432)}into pure energy.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Uh-huh.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Energy which can be stored
in a cell composition,

{\a1\pos(138,460)}projected over long
distances, and then

{\a1\pos(180,460)}turned back into
the object again.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}[sigh]

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-All kinds of objects.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Yeah.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Including human tissue.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Ooh.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Human tissue?

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Yes.
-Tissue.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Now television,
television is one method

{\a1\pos(33,460)}of transferring a visual image
from one place to another.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-But the image is
flat, two dimensional,

{\a1\pos(180,460)}lacks life, and
needs a receiver.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Like Cris Collinsworth?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Where I've achieved
is the projection

{\a1\pos(117,460)}of an object in three
dimensions, something

{\a1\pos(180,460)}that has weight,
depth, and body.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-And orange hair.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-And without a receiver.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-So not like Cris Collinsworth.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Yesterday, I achieved
my first projection

{\a1\pos(117,432)}of a living creature.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-You're drinking it.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-Ew.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-Unfortunately, something went
wrong, and the subject died.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-But how long it live?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Oh, two to three minutes.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I want you to tell
me why it died.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-Hm.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-Whether there was any change
in the cellular structure

{\a1\pos(96,432)}during projection.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}What I need to correct.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Well, don't kill things.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-What's the principle
that you employ?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Mr. Weatherby, as usual.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-I'll show you, come with me.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-We'll take the tube to
the Darby, hop the lift,

{\a1\pos(12,432)}and see about my schedule.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Eat it.
Go on.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Eat it.
Come on.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Uh, Mitchell--

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Don't poke things in the thing,

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-I'd like you to meet Dr. Hill.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}She'll be joining
us on our project.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-You could say we'd met before.
-Well, almost.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Uh, Mitchell is
an expert on laser.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I'm afraid I know
very little about it.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Oh, well then fit her out with
a heat suit, explain it to her,

{\a1\pos(12,432)}and I'll go set up the console.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-There?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Professor Steiner, I had
to tell Dr. Blanchard You

{\a1\pos(12,432)}wanted another experimental run.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Uh-uh.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-And?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-He's given his permission
on this occasion.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}In future, he requires
24 hours notice.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-And you've been instructed
to see that he gets it.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}TOM SERVO: [laughs]
-I have.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-You're an ugly,
stupid little doctor.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-Dr. Blanchard's the director
of this foundation, isn't he?

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Hm, you can say that again.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}I'm in the middle.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Caution, my filling is hot.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}[laughs]

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-You're were going to
tell me about laser.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}Sorry.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Well, I expect you know
it's a way of overcoming

{\a1\pos(33,432)}the scattering of light waves.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Mm-hm.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-In its simplest form we
put an electric current

{\a1\pos(138,460)}through a mixture of
neon and helium gases.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Right.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-And when the light
and emitted, it

{\a1\pos(96,460)}becomes a coherent
source of power.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Sure.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-You mean it doesn't go
off in all directions.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Exactly.
-Hey, listen up. [taps]

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-One very narrow beam that can
transmit more signals than all

{\a1\pos(96,460)}the television and radio
channels put together.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Blah, blah, blah.
-It's light in a new form--

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Uh-huh.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Which I have modified to
transmit matter itself.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Are they suiting
up for NASCAR here?

{\a1\pos(264,432)}[laughs]

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[buzzing]

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Pasty labs, where
nothing is distinct.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}[laughs]

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Now, I'd like to
demonstrate with something

{\a1\pos(96,460)}of your own, Pat,
something you'd recognize.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Your knickers, perhaps.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-My watch do?
-Couldn't be better.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}Come with me.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Well, actually, your
knickers would be better,

{\a1\pos(180,432)}but that's fine.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-This is the
transmission cradle.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Where your knickers
might have gone.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-It creates a massive
magnetic field;

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-It's got a roll bar.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Now, the watch.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-Knickers would be ideal, but
the watch, that's fine, fine.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Imagine sending your watch
three feet across the room

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Now put your visor
on and stand back.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}But keep your eye on the watch.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Major decisions,
knickers are bigger.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Still, your tiny, unseeable
watch is what we have,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}and we'll at least make
the best of it, yes.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}[theme music]
[buzzing]

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-I'm going to kick in the
sheet metal cutter now.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}Switching on the Evinrude.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Releasing the cicadas now.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}Hit the valveless trumpet.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Wow.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Hey, there's steel town
girls on a Saturday night.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-Hm.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-What do you know.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-Ow.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}I'm fading, fading.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}I was water resistant
at 30 meters.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}I was a clam shells design, ugh.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Could I at least
see your knickers?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Duran Duran is going
to pop in now, right?

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Neat.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}Do you have the time?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-What has happened at this
stage is that the basic matter

{\a1\pos(117,460)}of the watch has been
transformed into pure energy

{\a1\pos(96,460)}and is stored over
there in that cell--

{\a1\pos(225,460)}-Uh-huh.
-Forever, if necessary.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Now, we wish to
transmit that energy

{\a1\pos(33,432)}to project the watch, in fact.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-But since we can't, we'll
nip out and have a cuppa.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Yeah, I really control
it and stuff. [laughs]

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-I assume Dean Jones will
be in this eventually.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Oh, yeah.
-Probably.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}DR. STEINER: Laser preheat.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}DR. MITCHELL: Laser preheat in.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-Grease and flower cake pans.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}DR. STEINER: Laser
emission relay.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Laser emission relay on.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Bottom falling out of plot.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}Movie sucks.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Are we not blokes?

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Relay one.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}Relay one in.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Really dumb scene end.
[buzzing pitch rises]

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Relay two.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}DR. MITCHELL: Relay two on.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}[laughs]

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-Ow, well, here come the dogs.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[barking]

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Project.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Dispense soft serve.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-He probably just tosses
the watch over there.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Oh, where was I?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Now, we'll see what
happened to your watch.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-And then move on to your
knickers if you're comfortable.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Tick, tick, [breathing heavily]
tick, tick, tick,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}tick, [breathing]
tick, tick, tick.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Still want it?

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-That's incredible.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-I succeed every time
with an inanimate object.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}If only I could do the same
thing with a living creature.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Oh, keep that to yourself, man.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-Unfortunately, there's a gap
between the molecular structure

{\a1\pos(54,460)}of metal and that of living
tissue, which I must bridge.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-What are these burns?

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-Oh, well, that's something we
still don't quite understand.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}It--

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Oh, look at the watch.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[winding sound]

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Kot-kit kot-kit,
kot-kit, kot-kit, kot-kit,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}kot-kit, kot-kit,
kot-kit, kot-kit.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Oh, would it possible
for the direction

{\a1\pos(117,460)}of the magnetic field,
the polarity, to--

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-No, we thought of that.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}No.
TOM SERVO: [laughs]

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Change in projection?

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-No,

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-I suppose it could.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I've never really
thought about it.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}DR. STEINER: Well, we better
start thinking about it

{\a1\pos(180,460)}If this kind of
distortion is present.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}No wonder the Guinea pig died.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-[gasp] Murderers.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}They were using Guinea
pigs as Guinea pigs

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Oh, no, a shock.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Maybe there is
something in my theory.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}Look what the shock has done.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-It's almost time for high tea.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-No human being could survive
a time transition of that kind,

{\a1\pos(138,460)}not without fearful
consequences.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Well, Wally down
in research survived

{\a1\pos(138,460)}a time transition of
that kind one time.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Yeah.
-Kramer!

{\a1\pos(306,432)}Oh.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Just returned from
safari with Lord Melbury.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Who are you?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I'm assisting Professor
Steiner, who are you?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Dr. Blanchard, director
of this foundation.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Well, then you should know
better than to startle me

{\a1\pos(12,432)}when I'm focusing a microscope.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Wow, can I look?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Let me see your
identification card.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Certainly.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-This is a classified division.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}The work is secret.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}No one is allowed in
without my permission.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}DR. STEINER: She has permission.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}Mine.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-I'm Mr. Rogers.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Dr. Hill is working
here at my own expense.

{\a1\pos(36,460)}-Even so, an arrangement of
that sort requires my authority.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-[mumbles]

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-What name did you say?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Dr. Hill.
Dr. Patricia Hill.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Oh, old tin pants Hill?

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-I'm extremely sorry.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Dr. Hill.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}I apologize.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}For a moment I
didn't recognize you.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Maybe it's my overall
or the lighting.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}--[chuckles] I'm sure
you'll be of great

{\a1\pos(12,432)}assistance to Professor Steiner.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-She already has been.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}With her help, I'm on the
verge of demonstrating

{\a1\pos(138,432)}proof of my theory.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-I'm glad to hear it.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-I'll just get out of
the movie then, sorry.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Oh, by the way,
Steiner, I hope Dr.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Mitchell made it quite clear
this morning that I cannot

{\a1\pos(201,460)}agree again to
these demonstrations

{\a1\pos(54,460)}being taken at short notice.
-Mitchell.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-[laughs]
-Quite clear.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-You see, I have to
warn other projects

{\a1\pos(12,432)}that may be needed power.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}These matters have to
be properly programmed.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-I said Dr. Mitchell
made your point.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Good.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-I'll just turn
into a wolf then.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Well, I won't interrupt
you any further.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Good day, Professor
Steiner, Dr. Hill.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-May I climb you some time?

{\a1\pos(57,460)}-Please don't think the
foundation finds you unwelcome.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Thank you, Dr. Blanchard.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I'm just going to
visit my bow ties.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}Cheerio.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Paul, look at this.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Oh, chipped a tooth on
the bangers and mash.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Mitchell--

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Mitchell.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-I want you to regard
what I'm about to say

{\a1\pos(138,460)}as highly confident.
-Yes, sir.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-I'm a shemale.
-Ooh [inaudible].

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Um, I've been instructed
that next Tuesday,

{\a1\pos(57,460)}the ministry is sending
professor Lemback of the Geneva

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Institute down to witness a
demonstration of Professor

{\a1\pos(12,432)}Steiner's projection experiment.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-Professor Lemback, yes, sir.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-Hm.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Obviously, it'll be
necessary for you to know.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}You will have
preparations to make.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}But I would be
obliged if you didn't

{\a1\pos(138,460)}mention the visit to
Professor Steiner.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-Hm.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-That is, for the time being.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}But, Doctor Blanchard--

{\a1\pos(96,460)}--[inaudible] Mitchell,
please, please.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Shh hush lambkins. [laughs]

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-There are reasons why the
visit should not be announced.

{\a1\pos(36,460)}I will, myself, inform
Professor Steiner in ample time.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-In that case, why tell me?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Well, you're my
sweet cookie pants.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-As I said, Mitchell, you
are my representative.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}Not Steiner's.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}That should be sufficient.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-I still don't understand.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Don't make me go to the larder
and unseal a tin of whoop ass.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[door shutting]

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-The right honorable
Sir David Cassidy.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-It's not going to be as
simple as we'd thought.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}I had hoped that Lembeck's
visit would throw him,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}but he seemed to be more
advanced than I'd imagined.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}He's brought in a pathologist.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}MAN: You're in no position to
allow anything to go wrong now.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Yes, meow, you know.
Mm, yes, purr, then.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}Mm-hm, yes, mm, meow.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}DR. BLANCHARD (ON PHONE):
But what can I do?

{\a1\pos(96,432)}My hands are tied.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}You'll have to use your
position with the ministry

{\a1\pos(12,460)}to delay the demonstration until
I find out how far he's got.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-Put it off?
-It's a mince off.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}MAN (ON PHONE): After I
spent three exhausting days

{\a1\pos(117,460)}heckling the minister
to arrange it?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-But you have to
accept that things

{\a1\pos(54,432)}have changed in three days.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-The bickering explodes
across the screen. [laughs]

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-He may have achieved
some sort of breakthrough.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}I must find out before
any official demonstration

{\a1\pos(54,432)}could possibly [inaudible].

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I'm quite uninterested,
really I am.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-[mumbles]

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-That demonstration will
take place, but it will fail.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Steiner must be discredited
in front of an official party.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Ah, good one, man, yeah.
Right on.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}DR. BLANCHARD (ON
PHONE): [inaudible]

{\a1\pos(96,460)}possibly make sure
that he will fail.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-If not, there are certain
aspects of your warm and cozy

{\a1\pos(12,460)}private life that suddenly will
become much more widely known.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-All right, all right.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}MAN (ON PHONE): Good,
we're agreed then.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-[laughs]

{\a1\pos(12,460)}MIKE NELSON: So what do I
do with this thing again?

{\a1\pos(117,432)}Oh, right there, yeah.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-Warm and cozy private life--
does he know of my strolls

{\a1\pos(96,460)}by the ducky pond and my
Sunday visits with Mummy?

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Bite down.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}(SINGS) Overture,
light the lights.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}ALL: [hums]

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[buzzing]

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-OK, now cut that
Styrofoam with a saw.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Fire up the leaf blowers.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}All right, tease
the howler monkeys.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-And they are making
so many keys in there.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Yes, the same thing
you've seen before,

{\a1\pos(12,432)}only it's happening again.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}--[laughs] Hey, hey I was
called in as a consultant.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Wait, you said you
needed my opinion.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}What are you doing?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Wow, is she breastfeeding
him all of a sudden?

{\a1\pos(96,432)}What is she, Tori Amos?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[beeping]

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Big boxes of spare monkeys
up there on the shelf.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Yep.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I'll have to do a more
careful examination--

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-Yeah, use gloves, all right.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}---but I think I can pronounce
the patient fit and well.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Oh, that's splendid.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Congratulations.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}Hey, don't I get a kiss too?

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Why certainly, Chris.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}Oh, you mean from her.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}I'm sorry.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-You know, it needed
such a tiny adjustment

{\a1\pos(33,432)}to counteract that time phase.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-Well, there's
nothing to prevent me

{\a1\pos(33,460)}from calling the ministry and
arranging a demonstration.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}Chris, get the glasses.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I think we deserve
a celebration.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-This is really
going to embarrass--

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Oh, blah, blah.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Now don't be too harsh on him.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}After all, it's
his job, and we're

{\a1\pos(54,432)}not one of his pet projects.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-You're too generous.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Blanchard hasn't spoken to you?
-About what?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-We have to buy our
monkeys from Sam's Club.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-Well, if it's something that
concerns us all, tell us.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-It's supposed to
be confidential.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}He's arranged a demonstration.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-He's done what?

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-For Tuesday.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}The Ministry are bringing
Professor Lembach.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}He told me days ago and
ordered me not to tell you.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-What does he expect to gain?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-I can't believe
it unless he's so

{\a1\pos(96,460)}childish he thinks
he can embarrass me.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-The bloody Darby.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Chris, don't tell
him you told me.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Don't even tell
him we've succeed.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Don't even ever
talk again ever.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I'll be childish
too and surprise him.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-And off on an odyssey
your class ring

{\a1\pos(138,460)}goes projected from
here to another reality

{\a1\pos(96,460)}living a new life.
-Yeah.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Really?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}You really transported it?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}You kno-- I mean, it's
not just, you know, gone.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Oh, like Servo and I don't
know what we're doing.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Duh, we just through
this projector together.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Hey, uh, what you got
in your hand there, Mike?

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Aw, oh, no, not this.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}This is my St. Blaise medal.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}My grandma gave it to me.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}It protects me from all
ailments of the throat.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-And it will continue
to protect your throat,

{\a1\pos(117,460)}only it will be doing
it someplace else.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Yeah, let's give it a shot.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Well, OK.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}If you're sure.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Slap it down.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Again, transported molecule for
molecule, um, someplace else.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Right.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Where?

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Oh, around.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Now, Mike, have you got anything
else we could project, please?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-I don't-- oh,
well, you know what?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}I do have these, these
love letters from Denise.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}She, uh, she wrote
all of these right

{\a1\pos(117,460)}be-- right before she,
uh, before she died.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Right, before she died.
Come on.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Throw them down.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Yeah!
-Woo hoo!

{\a1\pos(201,432)}There they go.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-You know what?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}If I didn't know
better, I'd think you

{\a1\pos(12,460)}guys were just burning the
things that mean the most to me

{\a1\pos(12,432)}and thinking it was funny.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-You know though, I can see
where you'd think that, Mike, I

{\a1\pos(180,460)}want you to know
it's patently untrue.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Yeah, what he said.
Now what else you got?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I'm fresh out you
guy-- Oh, you know what?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I do have one more thing
that may serve your purpose.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-[inaudible]

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Wow, that one really
meant a lot to me.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I'll bet it did.
What was it?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Uh, Tom's autographed
picture of Shirley Jones.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Hey, wait a minute.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}No, no, oh, Shirley!

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Take it easy, Tom.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}It's not like it's gone
or something, right Crow?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-That's absolutely right, Mike.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-We'll be right back.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Oh, for fun.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-Ah, we have fun around here.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-I'm tremendously excited
over this pivotal space.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Shirley Jones.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Eh, well, it's around.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-In some ways, I think it's a
pity [inaudible] the job is.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}It couldn't have been
delayed, Professor.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}I'm sure Steiner would prefer
to demonstrate at a later date.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-There are urgencies.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-[mocks accent]

{\a1\pos(57,460)}-It's not so urgent
[inaudible], but my dear friend

{\a1\pos(33,460)}and colleague here assures me
my visit will not be wasted.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Ah, sieg heil.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Sheila?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}We also drink will
only stand and wait.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Then don't stand or wait.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Eh, shot out of
the saddle again.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Ever notice how unpopular I am?

{\a1\pos(141,460)}-That's quite a
performance of Blanchard's.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}If only he knew what
was in store for him.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Oh, please.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Think you're not
part of all that?

{\a1\pos(54,432)}Paul's very grateful to you.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}So am I.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Ugly dummy.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-You knew him very
well, didn't you?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Look I'm trying to drink here.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I worked with him
once in Stockholm

{\a1\pos(96,432)}soon after I qualified.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-She wacked with him?
-I guess.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-You're sure I wouldn't be
treading on anyone's toes

{\a1\pos(96,460)}if I asked you to
have dinner with me?

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-No.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-I won't go, but.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}--[inaudible] but that was
all finished a long time ago.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Projected man!
Yeah!

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-It's a remarkable
development, Paul,

{\a1\pos(222,460)}but I don't
understand how you've

{\a1\pos(12,432)}overcome the time element.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-Oh, well, you will very soon.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Shall we start?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Mitchell?

{\a1\pos(33,432)}Check that everything's ready.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Yes, Professor.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Eh, I was about to
get shot down anyway.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}Women hate me, you know.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Padded doors, they

{\a1\pos(138,432)}matches in here, or?

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Where would you like to go?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Just, I'd rather
Paul didn't know.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-But I thought you said--

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-I did, and I meant it.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}It's, oh, I don't know.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}He's on edge.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}I wouldn't want to do anything
that would precipitate--

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Excitement or plot development.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-[inaudible]

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Uh, what's that got to do with
me taking you out to dinner?

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Nothing, really.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}It's just him and his
work I'm thinking about.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-So it's popcorn and girls at
the big 10 for me again, huh?

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-In here, Professor Lembach.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Thank you.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Turn me down anyone?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}Anyone wanna turn me down?

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Ready?

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Ready.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-This will be fun!

{\a1\pos(285,432)}He he.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Dr. Hill will show you the
subject for the first part

{\a1\pos(117,460)}of our demonstration,
which is the transfer--

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-What?

{\a1\pos(54,432)}---the subject into stored--

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-I can't--

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Please watch the
subject carefully

{\a1\pos(54,460)}when I give the signal to--
-Freedom!

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-You know, despite all my rage,
I'm still just a rat in a cage.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-Uh, I think the dryer's done.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Let's project the
hell out of this rat.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-[inaudible].

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-Wow, a lot of
blood in that rat.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-[inaudible]

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Wait, almost ready.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Just cleaning up.
Groom, groom, groom.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}Gotta keep clean here.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}Hang on.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}Heh.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Because I can, by the way,
if you must know the answer.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-You guys know you're
turning me invisible, right?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}I mean, you're the humans.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}I assume you know what
you're doing here.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Hello?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-The animal now is in the
form of pure energy, which

{\a1\pos(96,460)}is stored in that
cell over there.

{\a1\pos(99,460)}I will now project the
animal on to the target tape.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-What?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Nothing in here.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}---the timeline element--

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Huh?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}---which caused death in
our early experiments.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}Please watch a target table.

{\a1\pos(78,460)}-Yes, no more tedious
carrying rats across the room.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Laser preheat.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Laser preheat.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}In.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-Laser remission [inaudible].

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Laser--
-Go on.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Go on.
---on.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-[inaudible]

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Or better relay two.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Relay two.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Ugh, I have to go.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-OK, you're really
scared of new situations.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Action old guys.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Cut the power!

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Cut the power that be.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-By mistake he cut the cheese.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Geez, India must
be so embarrassed

{\a1\pos(96,460)}to have been ruled
by these twits.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Yeah.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Got some clotted
cream in the car.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I wish this was "Cheech
and Chong's Up in Smoke."

{\a1\pos(36,460)}-Eh, all's I know is I hope
this movie has a good vent hood.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}Gonna need it.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-Power line to the story cell
is completely burned out.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Just like depriving
the brain of blood.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}Now it's completely destroyed.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-So we can't project the rat?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-He's gone wherever
good rats go.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-What was Mitchell
ever thinking of?

{\a1\pos(99,460)}-Why?
What's it got to do with him?

{\a1\pos(162,460)}-Maintenance.
It's part of his function.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Perhaps he's just
loyal to Blanchard.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Paul, that's unfair,
and you know it.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-I don't know anything anymore.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Just makes my hair all orange.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-What about Blanchard?

{\a1\pos(96,432)}Have you seen him?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Oh, he ran off with
Lembach and that man,

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Latham, like a scolded cat.
Well, you must explain.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}We must try and
arrange another--

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Paul?

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-What do you want?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-You parked me in.
-[inaudible].

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Well, it's a bit
late for excuses.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Oh, Paul, please.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-I'm not making any.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Look at this.
-They're burned through.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}That's hardly surprising.

{\a1\pos(78,460)}-Look at the leads.
-Well, they're burned through.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}What should I expect?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I specifically told you
to check everything.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-I did.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}You still can't
see what's wrong?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Ya pumpkin haired ponce.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Those are acid burns.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Sabotage.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}When the power built up, the
natural heat in the wires

{\a1\pos(117,432)}completed the rupture.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-So we bought a truss.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I'm surprised we
weren't all killed.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-I'm disappointed by it.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Who would want to
do such a thing?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Somebody who wanted to
make sure the experiment

{\a1\pos(138,432)}was never completed.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Well, it doesn't
make any difference.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}It'll be months before
we can be ready again.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-But I can replace
this overnight.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-You can't replace
the story cell.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Without it the
apparatus is useless.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-I think it's only shorting.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-Shut up, and get orange hair.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-What if you're right?

{\a1\pos(96,432)}Then we can recharge it.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-I'm darn sure we can.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-How long is Lembach staying?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-I'll find out.
-The tension!

{\a1\pos(54,432)}How long is Lembach staying?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-I'm afraid this takes
precedence over dinner.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-You see, I love Lembach.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Chris, what does it mean?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Well, the idea that somebody
would want to destroy Paul's

{\a1\pos(180,460)}discovery, well,
it frightens me.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Well, if that was
their intention,

{\a1\pos(201,460)}they certainly
haven't succeeded.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}If we work day and night,
get the apparatus in order,

{\a1\pos(180,460)}achieve another
perfect projection,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}we can convince everyone
including Blanchard.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Then the movie will
be off and running.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Right.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Well, I could always
do with a [inaudible].

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Lembach is staying in
London for another few days.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Yay!
-Hooray!

{\a1\pos(33,460)}---for me to have dinner with
him at Blanchard's house.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Well, then you'll be
able to convince him.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Yes, but someone seems to
be trying to prevent me.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Paul, that's the
voice of despair.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}I'm sure we can get
it in order again.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Do you think so?

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Yes, I do.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Yes.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-If I stand here talking,
I'll never even get started.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Oh, Pat.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-What if something leads to the
premature departure of Lembach?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I wish I could be
fully sure I trust him.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Why shouldn't you?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-You're the only one I
have faith in now, Pat.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Don't desert me.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-What do you mean?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-He's paid by the
foundation, not by me.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I thought he was
paid by the hour.

{\a1\pos(36,460)}-Oh, [inaudible].
-I've been watching both of you.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-From the bushes.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Be very careful
before you go too far.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Before I doff my
knickers, you mean?

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Paul, you're tired.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I think you ought
to go home and rest.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}I'll call you as
soon as he's ready.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-No.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I have to be sure
that I'm ready.

{\a1\pos(183,460)}-Why?
What do you have in mind?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-An idea.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}Nothing more.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-I've got to go spot
clean the monkey.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Backo.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-But I have succeeded.

{\a1\pos(78,460)}-My dear Paul, this is
neither the time nor the place

{\a1\pos(96,432)}to argue so vehemently.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-You tell him, my man.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-Now we sit
comfortably digesting

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Dr. Blanchard's
excellent dinner.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-I am not arguing.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}I am stating facts.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}I have only to call my two
assistants who are waiting.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}I can arrange a
demonstration tonight.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}Now!

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Steiner, you are
behaving inexcusably.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-And in front of Lembach.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-You were only invited because
Professor Lembach wanted

{\a1\pos(96,460)}to meet you again before
returning to Geneva.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-This is unfair.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}My demonstration was ruined.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Demonstrations
do go wrong, Paul.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}I do not hold it against you,
but I cannot remain in London.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}I'm needed in Geneva.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-My demonstration was sabotaged.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-[inaudible]

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-It's true.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}I have evidence.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}This is my evidence.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-A solenoid?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-It doesn't take
a technical mind

{\a1\pos(96,460)}to see the acid burns on
the ends of the connection.

{\a1\pos(36,460)}-If there had been sabotage,
Dr. Mitchell would have told me.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-At my request, he did not.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Come with me, and
see for yourself.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Steiner!

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Made you look.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-I had no intention of
telling you tonight,

{\a1\pos(54,432)}but now you are forcing me.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Only this morning,
my committee decided

{\a1\pos(12,432)}they have gone far enough.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Your experiment
will be abandoned.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Tomorrow you will start
dismantling your laboratory

{\a1\pos(96,460)}to make room for another
and more urgent project.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-A second bathroom.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-I cannot accept your decision.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}It's monstrous.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}I've achieved success.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}You cannot deny me
my demonstration.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-You have no choice.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Lembach, do something.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-How long will you
gentlemen be here?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-For some time.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}Why?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Then I will give
you evidence that

{\a1\pos(96,460)}will force you to
acclaim my discovery.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Funding intrigue.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-I cannot allow my friend to
leave in this state of mind.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-Professor?
-There's cake.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-I think it would be
better to leave him alone.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Were you not hard on him, Dr.?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}It was not of my seeking.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}And in any case,
he had to be told.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Under the circumstances, this
seemed as good a time as any.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-What were his
prospects of success?

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-One in crap-dillion.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Like most other advanced
experiments, limited.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[phone ringing]

{\a1\pos(96,432)}Oh, the world is ending!

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Oh, it's just a British phone.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}OK.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Wow, that was close.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Hello?

{\a1\pos(201,432)}Oh, Dr. Hill.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}No, he isn't back yet.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Not back?

{\a1\pos(96,432)}Have you heard from him?

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-No.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}It's getting very late.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}I can't stay much longer,
or I'll miss my bus.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-Who is it?
-It's Dr. Hill.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Eh, well, too bad.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Sheila, I need your help.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Of course, Professor.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-All right, come with me.
Leave it.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-But it will be Dr. Hill again.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-I said, leave it.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-We're going to the
Cliff Richards concert.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Was it Hill again?

{\a1\pos(96,432)}Will Lembach stay?

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-I want to know why Sheila put
the telephone down if he did--

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-But he said he would call
as soon as he was ready.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-I think something's wrong.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I want to go back
to the laboratory

{\a1\pos(33,432)}and find out what's happened.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-All right, all right.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}I want to know
what's happened too.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-Let's just swing by Lembach's
and see if anything's going on.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Yeah.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Oh, hi.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}Could you give me a lift?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}I love it.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Was that originally
built for squirrels?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}My Uriah Heep compilation
tape is almost done.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Man, VCRs were
complicated back then.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Wow.
Whew.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-I'm sure I'll never
get it right, Professor.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-Now don't be
frightened, Sheila.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}When I raise my
hand, press this.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}When all these lights
are on, press this.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-This is my tuxedo shirt.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Press this.
-[inaudible]

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-The sound will then
die down and rebuild.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}I programmed the
entire second stage.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}All you have to remember is when
all these lights are burning--

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Press this.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Press this.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-I understand, Professor.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Now don't be frightened.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}When this is all over, you
could tell your boyfriends

{\a1\pos(180,460)}that you helped
trigger an experiment

{\a1\pos(33,432)}that made scientific history.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-My boyfriend is Linus Pauling,
so I don't think he'll care.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Ah,j forget it.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Oh, oh, Sheila.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Mm, yes.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-But first a song.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-He sawed hula hoops already.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I'm doing it all
for you, Lembach.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Now he'll come out half
man, half wristwatch.

{\a1\pos(117,96)}-I'm gonna fax my butt
over to Lembach's.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-I like Ringo best.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Wagons, ho!

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Mrs. Debbie Frankenstein.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-My fall is falling.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Eeeeeeee.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-The golden arches.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}He's McProjecting himself.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Sheila!

{\a1\pos(117,432)}Don't touch anything!

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-D'oh!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}She immediately
touches something.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-Excuse me while I disappear.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-He's trying to project himself.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Sheila's interrupted
the program.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-You know, even when stuff's
happening in this movie,

{\a1\pos(117,460)}stuff doesn't happen.
-[inaudible]?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Be my usual wooden
ineffectual self.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-I, I can't stop
the [inaudible].

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-He knew that we'd
try and stop him.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}[screaming]

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Hehehehehe, wipeout!

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-OK, hero's gone, movie's over.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Let's go.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Let's beat it.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-You know, at this
point I really

{\a1\pos(33,460)}do have to agree with cutting
off the funding though.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}Yeah.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-Giant nuclear
blackhead extractor.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-[inaudible].

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Petula Clark's
bedroom, here I come.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-Wait, there's a fly in there.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Stop her, please.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-The abominable Dr. Sheila.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-No, that doesn't work.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Eh, well, this just isn't done.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Well, enough of the film.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Let's just sit in
the dark for awhile.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Two luminescent
clocks were spotted

{\a1\pos(54,432)}hovering over London today.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Lembach?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Where are you?
-Lembach!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-It's a Bob Vila
Halloween special.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Don't push it too hard.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}We got plenty of time.
-Shut up.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}We're only here three more
minutes, and we're done.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-I'll go take a look, see if
you've woken up the neighbors.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}You get at it.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-I want some amontillado.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-I meant get at that.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}There'll be time
for the other later.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-Oh.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Who's that?

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-[inaudible].

{\a1\pos(180,432)}A cat, I expect.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Never heard a cat
make a noise like that.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-You know, perhaps he
was having a bit of fun,

{\a1\pos(54,432)}and she wasn't in the mood.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Everything's an innuendo
to these Cockney gits.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Keith Richards?
-Oh, yeah, yeah.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}It's Keith Richards.
You're right.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-Ha.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Got a great furball worked up
and spraying left and right.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}What a great life I lead.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Oops, someone's
snapping cats over there.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Hey, Gloria, what'd I tell you?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}A flipping cat.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}Relax, girl.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}Relax.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-All right.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}Oh God, I could do with a drink.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-You'll be getting
something more

{\a1\pos(138,460)}than a drink when we
get through this lost?

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-What is it with these people?

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Harry?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Is someone over
there by that mound?

{\a1\pos(117,432)}I can see him moving.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Go and take a look.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}If it's a bloke, chat him up,
but keep him away from here.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-I think his
Cockney's a bit rusty.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Yeah.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Hey, it's a brick.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Brick

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Hmm, from the Wonder
Woman line of footwear.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Hello there.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Got any salad cream?

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-You got the time?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Hey, I'm eating cat here.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[screams]

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-He ripped her
London Times in half.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Hey, what the bloody hell
did she scream like that for?

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-How should I know?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-I'm just as dumb as you.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-I'll go and take a look.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Hurry back, I get lonely.
-Gloria?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-G-L- O-R-I- A?
-Gloria?

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-In excelsis deo.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Gloria?

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-I hear they got your number.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Come on, girl Wake up.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Don't much about.
-Yeah, yeah.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}She's mucking about.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}Laying there with no pulse.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}She's been shocked to death
by a guy with a touch of death

{\a1\pos(12,460)}who came through a time portal,
and she's mucking about.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[screams]

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Hey, Nelldorado.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Shhh.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}I'm talking to Lembach.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}I'm going to try to
convince him to stay.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-Great idea.
-Cool.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}It'll be so much better if we
can just get Lembach to stay.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-So cool.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}LEMBACH (ON PHONE): Hello?

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Uh, oh, hi.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Lembach, say, this is
Mike, Crow, and Servo,

{\a1\pos(12,460)}and we were just wondering
if you could, you know,

{\a1\pos(117,432)}stay a little longer.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}LEMBACH (ON PHONE): Well,
I really should be going.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Tell him there's pie, Mike.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Well, there's pie.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-And we're all going down
to Shenanigan's later.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Right, Shenanigans.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}So, so, will you stay?

{\a1\pos(33,432)}LEMBACH (ON PHONE): Well, OK.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-All right!

{\a1\pos(138,432)}Lembach is staying!

{\a1\pos(138,432)}Lembach is staying!

{\a1\pos(57,460)}Lembach is staying!
-You can't keep us down, Pearl.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}Lembach is staying.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Quiet, fool.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}I found my ancient family
diary of the Forrester clan.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}It's fascinating.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Ancient numbers for
ancient bookies.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Topaz Walling for
[inaudible] Forrester

{\a1\pos(96,460)}really knew how to
play the ponies.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}And here, 1000-year-old
malt liquor labels.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}And an end to diluvian form
of chicken and a biscuit

{\a1\pos(138,460)}called Her Majesty's
fools hen crackle bread.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}What a rich and marvelous past.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}What's this?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Apparently, my
ancestors have always

{\a1\pos(180,460)}been involved in
odd experiments.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Amethyst Rogento-Forrester
trapped a man in a cave

{\a1\pos(96,460)}and pushed in bad
paintings of the hunt.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Emerald Montgomery Forrester
trapped a man on an island

{\a1\pos(117,460)}and forced him to read
poorly done parchments.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}And, and could this be?

{\a1\pos(33,460)}[? aventurine ?] [? salboda ?]
Ford Forrester trapped a man

{\a1\pos(96,460)}in a tree and told
him really bad sagas.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}It's incredible.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I have a feeling I'm on
to something here, Nelson.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}Some mm, mm, mm, power.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}Some force beyond my control.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}And it doesn't
look good for you.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Lembach, Lembach, Lembach.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-This doesn't matter, Pearl.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}Lembach is stay--

{\a1\pos(201,432)}[phone rings]

{\a1\pos(285,432)}Hello?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}LEMBACH (ON PHONE):
Yeah, this is Lembach.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}I think I'm just
going to take off.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-What?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}LEMBACH (ON PHONE):
Thanks anyway.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-No, Lembach!

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Aw, man.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}Come back, Lembach.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Come back.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Gloria?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I suppose I should get
over there, say "Aah!"

{\a1\pos(180,460)}and get bzzzed.
-Harry?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-(ENGLISH ACCENT)
It's no fun destroying

{\a1\pos(117,432)}a wall all by meself.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Where the hell are you?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-(ENGLISH ACCENT) I'm
here and I'm dead.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}--[gasp] The death
of Steve Winwood.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-(ENGLISH ACCENT) It's the
Queen Mum, and she's nude!

{\a1\pos(285,460)}[roar]
[buzzing]

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Joy buzzer of death.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-You know, on the bright
side, maybe he'll kill Oasis.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-You can only hope.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-He shouldn't have fallen
asleep on the Fry-Daddy.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-That side of his face looks
better than it did before.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-Crawlers, get your crawlers.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}I've got five of them.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Oh god, his shoes are horrible!

{\a1\pos(306,432)}Ah!

{\a1\pos(117,460)}I guess they're just a
littl scuffed, actually.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Yeah, they're fine.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Projected haggis
is more like it.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Oh, his hair came out
looking pretty good.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Yeah.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-He's going to check himself
into the Pond's Institute.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-What?

{\a1\pos(117,432)}Pantyhose are on sale?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Three for $1.00!

{\a1\pos(285,432)}Oh my.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Hm, looks like
a sockeye salmon.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Just needs a dab of Dermablend.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-You know, he could
just grow his hair long

{\a1\pos(12,432)}and comb it over his ugly side.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Yeah.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-SureGrip, because
they sure grip.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-(ENGLISH ACCENT) Now I'll
just knock up the chemist,

{\a1\pos(96,432)}purchase a tin of salve.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-(ENGLISH ACCENT) Purveyors of
rubber gloves to Her Majesty,

{\a1\pos(117,432)}the Queen since 1673.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Oh, let's see here.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Epsom salts, witch
hazel, styptic pencils,

{\a1\pos(12,460)}[inaudible] chrome, Queen
Helena's face scrub,

{\a1\pos(12,460)}[? corn ?] [? plasters, ?]
tincture of iodine,

{\a1\pos(54,432)}Gold Bond medicated powder.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Oh, and the industrial-sized
tube of Anusol.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}[laugh]

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Well, I came in here
for rubber gloves.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}I should just stick with that,
not go on a big buying spree.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-Yes, score!
And they're Isotoners.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}Yeah!

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Uh, do you have these
in a grey kid leather?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}--[laughs evilly] I'm
going to wreak revenge

{\a1\pos(180,460)}and terror on--
oh, cute barrettes.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}Wow.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Uh, hey, you guys
sell fishing licenses?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-You know, I'd give
up half my face

{\a1\pos(117,460)}if it meant being able
to break into drugstores

{\a1\pos(96,432)}to steal rubber gloves.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Sure, in a heartbeat.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Is now the best time for him to
be doing is Tai Chi exercises?

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-Hm.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}WOMAN: Don't worry, dear.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}I found a bucket on
the dressing table.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Man, he's been
projected 10 minutes,

{\a1\pos(54,460)}and already he wants to kill
everyone and everything.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Yeah.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}-Hi.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Say, hey, do you have
lemon swiss cream Maalox,

{\a1\pos(96,432)}or just the mint?

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-A SureGrip rubber coat!

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Wow, what luck.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-(ENGLISH ACCENT)
This will all go

{\a1\pos(180,460)}very nicely with
the rot on my face.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Legalize it then.
Right-o.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Ah, the movie finally
admits it's dead.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Electrocution?

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-You said I'd be gassed!

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-But we-- we found them slap in
the middle of a building site.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}There was no power
cables in 100 yards.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Come and look.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}The burns are typical.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[phone ringing]

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-That'll be for me.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Inspector Combover.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-It's Davis.
Ah, Martin, you got it?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}MARTIN (ON PHONE): One
[inaudible] slinger.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}The woman's Gloria King, which
must make the other Steve Lowe.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-That's got to to make quite
a hole in the road scary.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}I'm sorry about old
Harry, though he

{\a1\pos(96,432)}was so bloody bad at it.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}What-- what were
they up to, exactly?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}--[laugh] Of all things, digging
away into the [? furrier's. ?]

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-He's so funny.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-So crude, they nearly
got away with it.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}What's the picture?

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Uh, wait a minute.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}Will I be able to recognize it?

{\a1\pos(264,460)}No, no.
Don't bother.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Just run up a few relatives
to form identification.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}The cause of death, I'm
told, was electrocution.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}You better get
down there and see

{\a1\pos(180,460)}if you can find
out any reason why.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Electrocution?

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Yes, I know.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Shocking, isn't it?

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Hee hee!
-Oh.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}-Oh.
-Sorry.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Oh, Crow.
-Let's have a look.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-You chaps amaze me.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}I've hardly finished
my examination,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}and here you are,
putting names to them.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Yeah, we amaze
ourselves sometimes.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Ah, I just put them
in my junk drawer.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-That's low all right.
-Yup, very low.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}Right down by the floor.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}[laughs]
-Oh, now over here.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}What-- I--

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-And here's where I put
my dishes after I eat.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}DAVIS: Well, well, well.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Well.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-I've seen Harry in a
good many positions--

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Whoa!

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-But I never expected
to see him in this one.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}You silly old fool.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Yes we'd gone through the "Kama
Sutra" together many times.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}[laughs]

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-She's a floor
model on discount.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Now, this is one of my victims.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-I'd say she was scared, too.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-All three had a similar look.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Business casual.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Wow, kind of a combination
Buddy Sorrell, Bilbo Baggins.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Well, after 50
years, I have to admit

{\a1\pos(96,460)}that huge, long eyebrows
don't attract women.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-I thought that damned
Lembach would never go.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-What's on Steiner's mind?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Something pretty
spectacular, if I knew him.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Has he repaired the damage?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Just guzzle my expensive
brandy, that's fine.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-I don't know.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}He and Mitchell have been
working day and night.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Those things are
like diving platforms.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-You ought to get your
hands on those tapes of his.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}You're still sure they're
the key to his experiments?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Yes, they are.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Yes, we should
get them to night,

{\a1\pos(12,432)}before he removes them himself.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Yuck, what is this crap?

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Yeah.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-We can get them now.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-But I'm drinking!

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-We?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Well, you then.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-I hardly think it's
my line of country.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Well, I can't do it by myself.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-[gulping] Ah.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-They have a security man.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}No, this is what we'll do.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-Drink, then drink some more.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-I'll drive into the
Foundation with you

{\a1\pos(12,432)}concealed in the boot of my car.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-You'll be nude, of course.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Um, I'll give you my keys.
-Then we'll drink.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-You'll find your way up
into the main laboratory,

{\a1\pos(54,432)}help yourself to the tapes.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Uh, have a nip.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-In the meantime, I'll take the
security men up to my office.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-Oh!

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-And that way, no
suspicion will fall on me.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-But I've been dating
the security man!

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Oh, [inaudible] new
[inaudible], of course.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Well, off to Sotheby's
to bid on a bow tie.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Well?

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-Let's go back a security man!

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Come on.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-[gulping]

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Yeah, I suppose I'll
shampoo my eyebrows later.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-[car horn]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Out of the way,
you stupid gate!

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-It's the border between
East and West England.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-I want you.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Oh, sir, finally!

{\a1\pos(12,96)}-We've been trying to get
you on the telephone, sir.

{\a1\pos(306,96)}-Me?
What for?

{\a1\pos(285,68)}-Yes.

{\a1\pos(96,68)}It's Dr. Mitchell, sir.

{\a1\pos(33,96)}He's waiting up in your office
with Dr. Hill and Ms. Anderson.

{\a1\pos(180,68)}-Mitchell.

{\a1\pos(33,96)}-There's been some trouble in
Professor Steiner's laboratory.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Professor Steiner
is still here?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Uh, well, he did
come in earlier, sir.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Anybody in the laboratory?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-No, sir.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Huh.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-[grunt] Very good, sir. [grunt]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Did you want me
for anything, sir?

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Doesn't matter now.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-He always says
he wants me, then

{\a1\pos(180,460)}it's just always
talk, talk, talk.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}--[hums] (SINGING) Spanish
songs in Andalucia,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}[? mandalina. ?] Oh, me
[inaudible]. [humming]

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-Can't get used to driving on
this side, and I was born here.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Hm, I was supposed to meet
my bow tie supplier here.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}--[grunt] You could

{\a1\pos(33,432)}your stinky gym bag back here.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-That's [inaudible] they
smuggled Morley Safer in.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[music playing]

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Tension music, you know.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}It makes me tense, and
I want to hit someone.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Now around this corner,
I change into Eyebrow Man!

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-I want you, but not you.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Well, it seems
just as well that I

{\a1\pos(12,432)}decided to return tonight.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Even so, I find your
explanation pure fantasy.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-To me it makes sense.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Elves did take him!

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-He was obviously trying
to project himself.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Into a different movie!

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-The cross on the map,
he's exactly on your house.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}With these calipers, he worked
out distance and trajectory

{\a1\pos(138,460)}from the Foundation.
-Yeah.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Graph bears me out.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-And you are seriously
suggesting that he

{\a1\pos(96,460)}would materialize
himself in my--

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-[mumbling]

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Perhaps not in your study.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}But in your house, certainly

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-[whimpering]

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Dr. Hill, I can understand
how upset you are.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}But what you suggest
is illogical.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-There is nothing illogical
in what I am saying.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Then tell me, where is he now?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}MITCHELL: Can't.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Sheila unwittingly
disturbed the program.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}He could be anywhere
in any state.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}[crying]

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-You don't have to
cry about it, sir.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}Do we have to keep Sheila here?

{\a1\pos(138,432)}She looks exhausted.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-(ENGLISH ACCENT) Poor
McCartney got married!

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-[crying] It's my eyes.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}They're hurting.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-I'm sorry, Sheila.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Maybe she should see a
doctor, or [inaudible].

{\a1\pos(180,432)}I'll see to it.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}It's past 2 o'clock
in the morning.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}How will you get home?

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-[crying] I can't!

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Well, look, look.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}You just-- you just run to
your office and, uh, and

{\a1\pos(117,432)}get those clothes off.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Yeah!
-Yow!

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-I'll see that your driven home.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-(ENGLISH ACCENT) Yes,
all of them off now.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}Every stitch.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-[grunting]

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Oh, she's Professor
Paul Steiner.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}I was mixed up.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}--[grunts] Must find
eyebrow tweezers!

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-It was an unfortunate accident.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}None of you can
blame yourselves.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-What exactly happened to
your house earlier tonight?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Naked Monopoly.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-Circumstances
forced me to tell him

{\a1\pos(12,432)}the project had been cancelled.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-But you can't mean it, not now.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-It's already been done.
As for you, Mitchell--

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Mitchell.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}- --you are suspended
from your duties,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}pending an investigation
into your conduct

{\a1\pos(96,460)}during the course
of the project.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-And the plot thinnens.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-[laugh]

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-I'm Arthur Godfrey
for International

{\a1\pos(96,432)}Business Machines.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Smell the glove!

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Wow, he should have never
played golf with Gerald Ford.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-(ENGLISH ACCENT)
I'm five years old.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-The English Harvey Dent.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-[shout]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}--[gasp] I smell
burning eyebrow hair.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}--[gasp] I declare this
movie suddenly great!

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-[laughs]

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-I sense underwear!

{\a1\pos(264,432)}[growls]

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Oh, please say it's the
final print of disclosure!

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-Oh please, oh
please, oh please.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Eh, just do a couple
of chin ups here.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Fab!

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-This candy bar's melting.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}He's going to have
a hard time being

{\a1\pos(12,432)}a Walmart greeter from here on.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-I want me.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Well, no point of
staying here in the dark.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-I'll be at the security hut.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-It's not dark.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Cancellation is final.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Nothing more to
be said about it.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}But I must impress upon
you both that the work

{\a1\pos(96,460)}of this Foundation
is classified.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-There's no need to remind us.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}We both signed the
official Secrets Form.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Yeah, well, I need
to also emphasize

{\a1\pos(96,460)}the necessity of keeping
your mouths shut.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-OK, Professor Crabby Appleton!

{\a1\pos(285,432)}Geez.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-Now that I've
observed that room.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}--[sniffing] I-- I'm
missing "Eastenders."

{\a1\pos(222,432)}MAN: Sheila!

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-(GRAVELLY VOICE)
Sheila, how's it going?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-It's the Annie Oakley
line of lingerie.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-She tried to buy turtleneck
panties, but they were all out.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-(GRAVELLY VOICE) It's
the hair, isn't it?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-I want you!
I want her, Mike.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-I know, I know.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-It's a kind of
picnic underwear.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-It's wonderful.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-She got that from
the [? ellie ?]

{\a1\pos(12,432)}[? mae ?] secret catalog.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-I really do want her, Mike.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}In fact, I-- I'm going
up there right now.

{\a1\pos(78,460)}-Sit down there.
I don't think you can do that.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-Let me go!
I'm going up there.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Sit-- sit down.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-I want her.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-(GRAVELLY VOICE) Ah, Sheila,
you've been going heavy

{\a1\pos(96,460)}on the scones and lemon
curd lately, haven't you?

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-There seems no reason why Dr.
Mitchell and I cannot complete

{\a1\pos(54,460)}the experiment, just to show
what success we've achieved,

{\a1\pos(12,432)}if for-- for Dr. Steiner's sake.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-A nice sentiment, Dr. Hill.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}You assume I notice
the Professor Steiner

{\a1\pos(138,460)}himself will not be
able to continue.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-But I didn't mean--

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Don't fool yourself, Blanchard.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}He has succeeded.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}And what's more,
he could be back

{\a1\pos(12,432)}here in his office at any time.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-So drop dead!

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-If he retains his
faculties, he will

{\a1\pos(138,460)}know there will not
be to much purpose.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Sometimes you're so
cruel that I think

{\a1\pos(96,460)}that you must have
some other motive.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-(ENGLISH ACCENT)
Are you Kim Philby?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Ms. Anderson is, uh-- she
will think I've forgotten her.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-If there's anyone Sheila can
be trusted with, it's him.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Yep.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}DR. HILL: Oh, that man
gives me the shudders.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Well, he certainly has
the [? whip hand ?] now.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-(ENGLISH ACCENT)
[? whip hand. ?] Oh my.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I have-- well, I'll have
to ring him up sometime.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}Yes.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}[? whip hand. ?] mm.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Yes, England, famous
for its noisy light

{\a1\pos(96,432)}switches and telephones.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Hm, my 2:30 security
guard is here.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-How do you lose a
whole naked woman?

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-Oh, I've done it many times.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Heh.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-(ENGLISH ACCENT) He's going
to take the lorry to the lift.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}To the loo.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Hey, he's not keep that
door closed at all times.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-And this floor must
never be walked on.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[music playing]

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-It's Keith Richards again.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Yep.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Must have surprised a hedgehog.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Hey, there's Charlie
Parker's shadow on the wall.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Oh, yeah.
There it is.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}There it is.
I see it.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Doodle doo do-do-do.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-We're not up to code!

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-[gasp] This repair will have to
be financed through a vigorous

{\a1\pos(33,432)}capital improvements campaign!

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-There's a part of my
face not covered in fur!

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[music trilling]

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Someone's trilling!

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Kelvin?
[inaudible]

{\a1\pos(306,460)}-Oh!
[laughter]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Oh, so the only
colorful thing in Britain

{\a1\pos(117,432)}is the throw pillows.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-And their teeth.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Oh, yeah.
Yeah.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Yeah.
-There's that, too.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-God, I'm tired.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-I wasn't even asking!

{\a1\pos(306,432)}Gee.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}What would you like?

{\a1\pos(264,432)}A drink?

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-Mm.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}Yes, please.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-She's dressed like
a Mongolian horseman.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Is it such a litle while
ago since we've been here.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-It's about four hours.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Look, are you too tired
even for a few minutes?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}'Cause I don't take long.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Don't look so worried.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}We don't know what's happened.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}It's not the end of
the world, anyway.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Oh, for Paul it could be.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Boy, big headache.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Whoo, big.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-You really are fond
of him, aren't you?

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Of course.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}But it's you I love.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-(FEMALE VOICE) Let's
find you a girlfriend.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I-- I know you're
gonna gag if I do this,

{\a1\pos(180,460)}but I-- I gotta
give it a try here.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Huh, never gotten
this far before.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}What's-- what's wrong with her?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-I kiss with all the passion
of a grey Brixton afternoon.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}[crying]

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Oh, the horrible aftermath
of their kiss-- oh.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Who wants an omelette?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}SHEILA: Please, let me go!

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Not until you've
answered my questions.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-First, who won the
husband trophy in '57?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-What do you know
about this man Latham?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-But I'm only a secretary!

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Oh, you helped me
once, help me again.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-It's-- it's my eyes.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}They're hurting.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Oh, Sheila.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Dr. Mitchel though I
ought to see a doctor.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-Oh.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-It's all right, Sheila.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}You can use the name.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}I know who I am.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Tell me about Latham, then
we'll see about a doctor.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-I want her.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Well, he spent a lot of
time with Dr. Blanchard,

{\a1\pos(138,460)}but no one ever knew
what he was exactly.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-What do you think
he was doing, Sheila?

{\a1\pos(201,432)}Spying on us?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Oh please, Professor,
I don't know.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}Truly I don't.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-When I wasn't there, did
either of them go into the lab

{\a1\pos(204,460)}without me?
-Diddle I do little lab?

{\a1\pos(285,432)}What?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Yes, wasn't it all right?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-No, it wasn't.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-(GRAVELLY VOICE)
But live and learn.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-How often?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Several times, most
Mr. Latham by himself.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Why didn't you tell me?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-It wasn't for me to
question him, Professor.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}I thought you'd know.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Oh, Sheila.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Please, can I go and
bathe my eyes now?

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Leave her alone.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Did they ask you to keep
[inaudible] as a secret?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Don't worry,
[inaudible], did they?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-(FEMALE VOICE) Don't
point your diaper at me!

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Well, not exactly.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Not exactly?

{\a1\pos(33,432)}Either you know or you don't.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}Which is it?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Well, Dr. Blanchard
did tell me once that I

{\a1\pos(138,460)}was working for the
Foundation, not you.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-God bless you.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-I see.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Out of one eye.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-All right, Sheila, go
and rinse your eyes.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Then I can go?

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-We'll see.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-A-again, out of one eye.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Oh, no, she's gonna
go get dressed!

{\a1\pos(96,432)}No, Sheila, don't!

{\a1\pos(264,432)}[cries]

{\a1\pos(201,432)}[theme music]

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Good morning, Mr. Limpy.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Oh, we got to see this guy
all post-coital and glowing.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Yuck!
-No.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Sorry, I kneed you in the groin
when you tried to kiss me!

{\a1\pos(222,432)}[raspberry]

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Would you like some
soggy linguine?

{\a1\pos(222,432)}I mean, tea?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-No, don't pour it there.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}Ow, oh.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-How long ago did you leave me?

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-That's her sexy nightgown.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Just as long as it
takes to make coffee.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Yeah, you move too quietly.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-I'll bang around like an elk
if it will make you happy.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-It's cold.
Come back to bed.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Don't you realize
that it's a new day?

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Called Gablookie Day.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}We just invented it.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-There's been no word, then?

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-No.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Here, drink your coffee.
I'll telephone.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[phone ringing]

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Oh, they're calling back.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}I took the liberty of
ordering you a pump.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Yes?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-Unsatisfied.
I mean, Betty.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Oh, Dr. Blanchard.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Yes, that was us.
Too much squeaking?

{\a1\pos(117,432)}Oh, dreadfully sorry.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Yes.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}Yes, as quickly as we can.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Oh, that's all he can
do, to tell you the truth.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Something dreadful's
happened at the lab.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Is it him?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Blanchard didn't
say, but he sounded--

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Pale, snooty.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}- --frightened.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Bland, detached, British.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-Tell my eyebrows I love them.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-How much longer will they be?

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Any moment, I should think.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Mm, sorry.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}I floated one there.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-[laughs]

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-Honk honk.
-Hey, we had sex!

{\a1\pos(96,432)}Tell them, honey.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Hey everybody, we had sex and
it was great! [laugh] Sex here.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-That's a British
sport [inaudible].

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Welcome to Euro
Jack In The Box.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}DOORMAN: Dr. Hill, Dr. Mitchell.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-I'm Dr. Doorman.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-[inaudible].

{\a1\pos(180,460)}So how are you?
Huh.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Well. [whistle]

{\a1\pos(117,432)}DR. HILL: [inaudible].

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-I am sorry to bring you back.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-We needed help
killing this scene.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-Who were you
expecting it to be?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-We were half expecting it
to be Professor Steiner.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-I see.
-And the other half?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Now, answer my
questions quickly.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}I want my squad here fast.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}And until this official Secret
thing's cleared up, I can't.

{\a1\pos(99,460)}-Right.
-What was on those computers?

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Porn.
No, wait, no, no.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}No, wait, no, no.
- --of our experiments.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Where are they?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-That's roughly
what I'm asking you.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-I think he asked rather gently.
-Yeah.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-No, don't touch anything.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-I wasn't going to.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}There's no need to
look any further.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}These were the tapes.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-No, don't touch that,
or that, or that!

{\a1\pos(306,432)}No.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Dr. Blanchard tells me
you're a pathologist.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Oh, thank you.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Till my surgeon
gets here, anything

{\a1\pos(180,460)}you can tell me
about how he died?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Well, at first sight, I
would say electrocution.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-(ENGLISH ACCENT) Oh, at first
sight, I'd say electrocution.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-A man's hat.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-No.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Well, I think I can.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}There's too much for
it to be a coincidence.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I've seen the very
same thing earlier on.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Pan scam.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Pan scam.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Well, there's no
possible doubt why

{\a1\pos(12,432)}the lights went out last night.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Somebody's fused
the main power line.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I know because our beam
is slightly chipped.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-You mean him?
-No, no.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}He'd, uh, still be hanging
there, charred to a cinder.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-Well, what about those tapes?

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Rosemary Wood's erased 'em.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Well, as far as I can
tell, they're all there.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}The result of several
years of work in ruins.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-What, do you mean
all your programs?

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Every single one.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}MAN: Do you have records, notes?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Not one.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}For security reasons, the
tapes weren't transcribed.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}We were going to do it when
the experiment were completed.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-But you could replace them.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-No.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}Not without Steiner.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}INSPECTOR: Can I get on?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Well, he's dead, but
knock yourself out.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Yes, Inspector.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-[sigh]

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-If the tapes are
destroyed, then there

{\a1\pos(96,460)}is nothing left of
a secret nature.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-What was Latham doing here?

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Fluffing my beard.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-That is for the
inspector to determine.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Thank you.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-What time did
the lights go out?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}MITCHELL: Oh, it was
about 2:15, wasn't it?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-Just about.
-Inspector?

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Inspector yourself!

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-I'll be in my office
when you want me.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Huh?
-Good, good.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Whoo!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}INSPECTOR: Don't
leave the building

{\a1\pos(96,432)}without letting me know.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-I had no such intention.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Tosh, piffery, mommy pots.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Well, this experiment Dr.
Blanchard was talking about,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}the one that brought you
back here last night,

{\a1\pos(96,432)}tell me about it.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}DR. HILL: Well, we left
Professor Steiner--

{\a1\pos(138,460)}--[cries] I miss him
already! [cries]

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Perhaps a fresh bow
tie will perk me up.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[phone ringing]

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-(FEMALE VOICE) It's the
United States Calling.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}A Mrs. Floyd for Mr. Floyd.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Heh.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Well.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-And he heads right
for the liquor.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Of course.
-Yeah.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Of course.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Let's see, what
would Churchill do?

{\a1\pos(138,432)}Ah, yes, get drunk.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-Well, I'll have a screwdriver
without that nasty, bitter

{\a1\pos(201,432)}orange juice.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Yes.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Geez, is Pablo
Casals in his closet?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}I mean, what--?
-[laughs]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Well, here's to
my leonine hair.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[phone ringing]

{\a1\pos(306,460)}-Ah!
Fire!

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Fire!
-Oh, geez.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-It's just the phone again.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}They want to make sure Pete
Townsend could hear it,

{\a1\pos(264,432)}I guess.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-A "will he get to
the phone scene?"

{\a1\pos(12,460)}20 minutes of pure terror.
-Yes?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-President Garfield here.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}MAN (ON PHONE): Is
Latham with you?

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-If so, you win $500!

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Who's that?

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Where is Latham, Blanchard?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-I asked, who is that speaking?

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-I'm an associate.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Well, I have an
Associate's Degree.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-In fact, you might say
that we are very close.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}You understand?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Stinky, is this you?
[laughter]

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Latham's dead.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Stinky.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Then who has the tapes?
-Tapes have been destroyed.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Hey guys, thinking of
dying my hair orange.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Whoa, whoa, Mike.
Stop right there.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}Careful.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Stand back, Mike.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Our experiments have given
Crow the touch of death.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Touch of death, yep.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-What do you mean,
your experiments?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-You know, in
projectednessativity.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}You know.
-All right, all right.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}You know, call me a skeptic,
but I have my doubts

{\a1\pos(96,460)}that Crow has the
touch of death.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I do so have the
touch of death.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-He does.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Why couldn't I have
the touch of death?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}What, cause I don't have
a diaper on half my face?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Why don't you ever
believe me, ever?

{\a1\pos(306,432)}Boy.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Look what you did.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Jesus, I'm sorry, Crow,
I was just fooling around.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}OK, you have the touch
of death, I'm sorry.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-OK.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}I'm sorry, too.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-Ah.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-I'm a little tense,
and I overreacted, Mike.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}I'm sorry.
OK, shake?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}OK, shake?
-There you go.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Well, of course, yeah.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, oops.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Huh.
Huh.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Huh.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Yeah, I forgot
for a second there.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}Killed Mike.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Yep, sure did.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Ah, you're going to see
that with your touch

{\a1\pos(96,460)}of death and all.
-Touch of death, yep.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Hence, the name,
I guess, you know.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Death. ---

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Yeah yeah.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-Well, this is
darned inconvenient,

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Mike dying like this.
-Yep, yep.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}We're going to have to get
him in to watch the movie.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}I mean, he can't get in there
himself, that's for sure.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-He, he, he.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Yeah, I guess we'd better
get a head start on it, huh?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Right, right, right.
A real good [inaudible].

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Let's go.
-OK, heave.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Heave ho!

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Watch out, watch out!
-Oops.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Darn.
He, he.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}OK, here we go again.
-OK, let's give it a try.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Use your legs to lift.
-I don't have any.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Oh, right, sorry, sorry.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}OK, here we go.
-Heave ho!

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Augh!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Heave ho!
Augh!

{\a1\pos(120,460)}Heave ho!
TOM SERVO: Wait, wait, wait.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}I forgot something.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}We'll be right back.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}Coming.

{\a1\pos(99,460)}CROW T. ROBOT: Hey, I
thought you didn't have legs?

{\a1\pos(138,432)}TOM SERVO: I don't.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}CROW T. ROBOT: Then where'd
you get the foot steps?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}I don't quite--
TOM SERVO: Good question.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}He, he.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}Well, back to it.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Heave ho!

{\a1\pos(138,432)}Boy, he's a big one.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}CROW T. ROBOT: Heave ho.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}Augh.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}[theme music playing]

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Wait, he's like a sow.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-He's a big one.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-OK, watch his head there.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}OK, ready?

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Up.
-You got him?

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Oop, wait, wait.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}I almost lost, oop, wow.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-There.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}There, that should do it.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Good job.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Augh.
Wow.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-OK, we're ready.
Let's go.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-All right.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-To finding his way back here.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}So why didn't we
try his apartment?

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-Hey, three's a crowd, lumpy.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-But I can't stop here.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Someone will be
starting to look for me.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}My mum, most likely.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Don't, wait, no,
we're losing him.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-He's falling over.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Hang on, get him
up, get him up.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}Oh, uh, uh.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Boy.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}Whew.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-Has he taken a liking to you?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-He is my boss.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-That I beginning to understand.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Mike.
-Curses.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-Oh.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-He's going to nip out
for a case of sure grips.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}He, he.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Don't leave me alone.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-At least give me a
robe or some pants.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Huh!

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-I'm wearing a jock on my face.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}What am I doing?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-George Harrison fan club,
could you hold please?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-She escapes and immediately
moves in with Edy Sedgewick.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Please help me!

{\a1\pos(222,432)}Let me out.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}Somebody help me!

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Sorry, can't help.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}Best of luck.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}Stiff upper lip then.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Somebody help!
-He's going, he's going--

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Here he goes again.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}We got to do something
about this, Crow.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}Try jolting him again.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Let's see what happens
if I shake his hand again.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Augh, oh, ah, ah.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}Oh wow, I'm alive, guys.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}I died and I've been reborn.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I glimpsed truth, and--
oh, it's this movie.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}Goll, grrr.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Sorry I killed you, Mike.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-I feel a bit better now.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Good.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Oh, man.
-You OK?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Do you know where
Blanchard lives?

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Can you kill me again?

{\a1\pos(264,432)}Ah, oh.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}Never mind.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Man, I forgot I had
all this homework.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-Thrill, as he does his taxes.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-The screen explodes with
his light clerical work.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-The hottest typing
and filing of the year.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-I have the touch of
life, too, I guess.

{\a1\pos(225,460)}Cool.
-Yeah, appreciate that.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}(SINGING TO THE TUNE OF
"WALKING IN MEMPHIS")

{\a1\pos(138,432)}Walking in Mayfair.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Walking with my darby
and my bumbershoot.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}-OK.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}1956 pudding receipts, haggis
bills for the last year.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-No sure grips for this
job, I'm riding bareback.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}He, he, he, he.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Change me.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Hey, the hair looks great.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Son.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}Stop.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-They paid for the
effect, mind as well

{\a1\pos(12,432)}show you the whole thing.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-There.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Oh, my god.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Gimme some skin.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}Really, I mean it.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Gimme some skin.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-No, no, no, no, no,
no, no, please, no!

{\a1\pos(96,460)}No, ah, ah, ah, ah, oh,
hey, my headache's gone.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}He, he.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Huh.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}So the lesson I get
from this, Mike,

{\a1\pos(138,460)}is to never cut off
someone's research grant

{\a1\pos(180,460)}funding without
a proper hearing.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Reconvene the board
and give it the time

{\a1\pos(96,432)}and respect it deserves.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Oh, man, the pudding
goes right to his butt.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}Look it, it's just wide as a--

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Old pudding butt.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Hm, I've never
seen dogs do that.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Well, if the girl hadn't
stayed unconscious so long,

{\a1\pos(33,432)}we might have prevented this.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Stupid girl.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-After what she said, are
you still in any doubt?

{\a1\pos(96,432)}CHRIS: 'Fraid not.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Who said that?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Do you know anywhere
else he's likely to go?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Might have taken the M5
to pounce down on heifer.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Those people on
the building site.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-I want them.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Do you think he killed
them accidentally?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I think he panicked and
just didn't know what

{\a1\pos(96,460)}would happen when
he touched them.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Yeah, I always
kill when I panic.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-As far as I know,
there's no one else

{\a1\pos(138,460)}from the foundation
he'll go after.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-No, and he'll probably
try and hole up somewhere.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Now that his flat's burned out,
could he go back to the lab?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-"Flats."
-No, they're covered.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Well, we'll just
have to go on looking.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}I should imagine
a few frightened

{\a1\pos(180,460)}people will soon
put me onto him.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Where will you be?
-At home.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Oh, right, with your
sex and all that.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}Right.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-Just take the
address and telephone

{\a1\pos(180,460)}number in case I
have to disturb you.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Eh, I think I'll head
down to the bank, panic,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}kill the branch manager,
take all the money.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Panic.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Wow, they couldn't
afford doors,

{\a1\pos(12,460)}so they just have handles there.
-He, he, he, he.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Ah, well then, um,
argh, I suppose.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}Argh, what?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Heh, yes.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Um, argh.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}Heh, right.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Sh, man this really bites.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I'm going over to
dark man's house.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}He'll understand me.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-I feel so helpless lying here.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-So could you untie me?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Shouldn't we be
out looking for him?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-No, because that would
be doing something.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Where would we look?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Well, they'll call us
as soon as he's located.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Chris, why did
this have to happen?

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-This is actual English sex.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Blanchard's doing
with Latham behind it.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Paul knew that.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Well, whatever they
did, they've paid for it.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-She's napping on Big Bird.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-Chris, I'm so
pleased you're here.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}I couldn't bear this alone.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Inspector, thanks to you, too.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Righto.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-You don't have to.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Oh, no.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}They're going to make
more British people.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Yuk.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Grandpa's walking around
outside in his jammies again.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-What a day.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}My panic made me methodically
kill 11 people and a cat.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Son of a gun, I forgot
to go to the store

{\a1\pos(12,460)}and electrocute the clerk
and pick up some milk.

{\a1\pos(12,68)}-Just get a key made, would you?

{\a1\pos(204,460)}-The British
slightly-less-dismal-sex

{\a1\pos(201,460)}video series.
-Paul!

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Jump in, Paul.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-How did you get in?

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Argh, look at you two kids.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}I love you.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}I could eat you up.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Why didn't you send for
us instead of using Sheila?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}It was madness.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-I'm not mad.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-But why use Sheila?

{\a1\pos(222,432)}Why not us?

{\a1\pos(138,432)}Don't you trust us?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-You dare to ask if I trust you.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-But you can, Paul.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}-No.
-No.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-You want to destroy me so you
can go on with your lovemaking.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Why did you come here then?

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Ah, hold on.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}I left my galoshes here.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-I need power.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Don't we all?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Power to help me think clearly.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-But you can get it
at the lab, while I

{\a1\pos(54,432)}program a tape to cure you.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-I'll find it myself.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Hey, Pink Floyd's
"Animals." "Big man, pig man.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Ah, charade you are."
-Liar!

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I mean, there's energy
discharge that kills people.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Oh, but I like that.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-I couldn't realign
the laser beam.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}The magnetic field
was out of step,

{\a1\pos(54,432)}as in the early experiments.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Paul, I beg you,
do what Chris asks.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-He just wants to get
me out of the way.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-You are out of the way.
-Steiner!

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Unless you let us help you,
there's no hope for you.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}You destroyed all our tapes
when you killed Latham.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}If I can get back
to the lab, I can

{\a1\pos(180,460)}begin to program
a reversal tape.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Oh, and try putting a
light bulb in your mouth.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}It'll be funny.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-What can anyone do about that?

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Apew, apew.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-So the cover stick
isn't helping, yah?

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Let him go.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Can we?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-We must think of a way of
getting him back to the lab.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}It's the only way
he can be helped.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Ah, wait.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}What'd I do wrong?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}I can't see a damn thing.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Oh, jeez.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Who's he taping
it to, by the way?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Good question.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Ah, he meets John
Merrick on the way out.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}Rondo Hatton drops by later.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Oh, and my trick knee gives
out on top of everything else.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}Damn.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Let's casually discuss
doing some research

{\a1\pos(33,432)}on this unfortunate situation.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Get me Inspector Davis.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}This is urgent.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-You can't, Chris.
-What'd she call him?

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-I have no alternative.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Inspector Davis?

{\a1\pos(96,432)}This is Doctor Mitchell.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Yes, Dennis' dad.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-I know where you can
find Professor Steiner.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Shouldn't there be a
pig floating above that?

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Ah ha!

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Charade you are.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}[theme music playing]

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Oh, well, they're going to see
a performance piece in Soho.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-He's disguised as a door.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Tonight's episode,
"Foam Side, Death Side."

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Right, we're going in.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Thompson, find out
who's in charge here.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Sir.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-Tell him what's going on and
tell him to keep these people

{\a1\pos(12,460)}out of this section until
I give the word it's safe.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-Right, sir.
-Right.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-And the rest of you, have
you got your special issue?

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Oh, yes, sir.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-At the first sign
of resistance, shoot.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}And shoot straight if
you want to keep alive.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-Pssh, pssh.
-Not now, not me.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-You don't mean
to shoot him down?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-If he refuses to be helped,
he'll have to be destroyed.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-But he was so gentle.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Try to think of him as
he is, not as he was.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Think of him as
the projected man

{\a1\pos(96,460)}who has nothing in
common with Paul Steiner.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Open the gates, we're
going through now.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-Think of him as a man with a
face like a rolled pork roast.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Ah, [inaudible], don't
take any unnecessary risks.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Wear a back brace when
transporting a piano.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-There he is.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-(SINGING TO "BAND ON THE
RUN") One guy on the run.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Bullets bounce off
his face diaper.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Hey, captain, make
sure you hit him.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Thanks, Leftenant Obvious.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Oh, man, I had those
sparklers for lunch.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}Oh.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-Go!

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-It's no good,
Inspector, bullets

{\a1\pos(12,432)}aren't going to stop him.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Got to go kill a
cat, be right back.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Drive straight at him.
-Great.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Scotland Yard's elite
hit and run squad.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-Oh.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Yes, he now has
the power to jog

{\a1\pos(180,460)}slowly away from
cars in his pajamas.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Well, let's let him go.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}He'll apply for
another grant soon

{\a1\pos(33,460)}and we'll turn it right down.
-Get in the car again.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Keep down.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-So, how's he going
to get power here?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Just put his mouth
on the tap, or what?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Ah, K, whistle.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Five second violation
on this shot.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Yeah.
-Inspector.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-What is it?

{\a1\pos(78,460)}-If you go in there,
someone's going to get killed.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Any suggestions?

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-I'd like it to be you.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Somehow, we've
got to persuade him

{\a1\pos(138,460)}to come back with us
to the laboratory.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-And how do you
expect to do that?

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Let me go.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}I'll get him to come back.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Don't be crazy.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}Look at that.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Ah, you can't see
anything, but look at that!

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Don't go in there alone.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Chris, you go back to
the laboratory and start

{\a1\pos(33,432)}programming the reversal tape.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}The Inspector will
watch out for me.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-I will if he goes with you.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-No, I must go alone.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-And Chris' tenuous
manhood takes another blow.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Oh, you are whipped, man.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-I'm calling you
out, projected man.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Paul?

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-High plains matron.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Er, war heroes, come
out and play, hey.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-She rode into town with nothing
but a pantsuit and a side iron.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Dun, digga dun, digga
dun digga dun dun.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Dun digga dun, digga
dun digga dun dun.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-She's pale, she's a matron.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Come on, pizza face, get
your projected butt out here.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Ah, he's in there sucking
on car batteries now.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Who knows?

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Paul?

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Paw?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}What is this, "The
Rifleman" now?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Where are you?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Ah, I found a whole
mess of cats over here.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}I'm so happy.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Paul, listen to me.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Think of all the things
we used to discuss

{\a1\pos(201,460)}in our dry and
impersonal British way.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Paul, you must trust me.

{\a1\pos(120,460)}-Please take my
second-party personal check.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Paul, we can get you face
diapers with more absorbency.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}[bang]

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Oh, man, that's annoying, Paul.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-Paul, don't you realize every
time you discharge energy

{\a1\pos(12,432)}like that, you weaken yourself.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Leave me alone.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}Go away.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}Let me find more power.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Ball flower?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Paul, come back
to the laboratory.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Let us work together
to get you well.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Nothing can help me.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}[bang]

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Damn car is such a lemon.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}[bang]

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-Paul, why are you doing that?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}To frighten me?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-No, I'm just trying to get
the distributor cap off.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}It's a bear.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Chris has gone back.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Chris.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Yeah, you know, worked
in your lab and all?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Is he all you can think about?

{\a1\pos(285,432)}[bang]

{\a1\pos(201,432)}PAUL: Go away.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}You [inaudible] cursed.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}You want me to destroy myself.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Oh, that would
be just smashing.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Thank you, Paul.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Oh, Charley horse.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}Just a minute.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Yes, great monsters
of the cinema.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}Frankenstein's monster.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Ooh.
-Dracula.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}-Ah.
-Paul.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Paul, I beg you.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}Come back to the laboratory.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}We can give you all the
energy that you need.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-You promise this isn't a trap?

{\a1\pos(138,432)}INSPECTOR: Dr. Hill.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}Are you all right?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Go away.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Keep out.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-I'm chatting up the freak.
I mean, I--

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Shh.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Look, Paul, I'm tired, too.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}I'm going to go back to the car.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}You can follow me, if you wish.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Your random homicides
are beginning

{\a1\pos(12,432)}to get me slightly peeved.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Is that a goat's rear end?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}Oh, no, no, it's his head.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}Sorry.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-The monster Paul.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-(SINGING TO "ONE TIN SOLDIER")
One thin matron rides away.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Ba bup ba bum bum bum.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-So now Lembach rides back
into the movie, right?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}On a big white horse and Lembach
sings a big production number

{\a1\pos(54,432)}and gives everybody grants.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Yes.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Why the quail egg
in his eye, anyway?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-If you fuse the switchboard
now, I can't do anything.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Console is programmed
for a reversal process.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Get away.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}It's all over.
Finished.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Just let me say
goodbye to the rat.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Oh, Paul, settle a bet.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Did you methodically
kill the three

{\a1\pos(33,432)}burglars because you panicked?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}We're a little fuzzy on
the panic thing, really.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-What is he doing?

{\a1\pos(96,96)}-Ah, he's just doing his
patented head-meltingly

{\a1\pos(33,68)}annoying sound effect routine.

{\a1\pos(180,96)}-(SINGING) Heard
it in a love song.

{\a1\pos(138,68)}-Can't we stop him?

{\a1\pos(54,68)}-It's the reversal program.

{\a1\pos(117,96)}Projector's become an
instrument of destruction.

{\a1\pos(285,68)}Look.

{\a1\pos(96,96)}-And it's awesome
destructiveness.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Yes.
-Argh.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}Arg, arg, arg, arg.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Well, sorry, you guys,
my panic came back again.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-He's projecting at
will now from downtown.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Paul!
-I am the craw.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Huh.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}There.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Well, this is kind of
an ambiguous ending.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Is this film horrible,
or did it merely suck?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Yeah, now that I've see it,
should I kick a dog or a cat?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-Do I want the
director just killed,

{\a1\pos(12,432)}or should he be tortured first?

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Now, Crow, come on.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-I'm sorry, I just--

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-This projector could win.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-The projected world
of Arthur Brown.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Should we help him?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}No, no, no, no.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Oh, my, what the
world, what a world.

{\a1\pos(120,460)}I'm melting.
All my beautiful wickedness.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Who would have thought,
blah, blah, blah.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}You know.
-Et cetera, et cetera.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Et cetera.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Et cetera.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-Makes you hungry, doesn't it?

{\a1\pos(306,432)}Ha.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Crap draft.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}[inaudible], not back draft.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-Ah, so the movie and all the
actors in it roast in hell.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Yeah!

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Oh, that's [? tough. ?]

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-So, no more Sheila
in her underwear, huh?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-No, I'm afraid not, Tom.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Oh, yeah, there's gonna be.

{\a1\pos(96,96)}Because I'm going to sit
here, and I ain't going

{\a1\pos(54,96)}to budge until I see Sheila
in her underwear again.

{\a1\pos(54,96)}And not you, or the police,
or the National Guard

{\a1\pos(96,68)}can drag me out of here.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}No, no, no.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I don't care if you have
to film scenes over now.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Today, 60 years old,
grandmother of 12,

{\a1\pos(12,432)}I want Sheila in her underwear.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Hold still, Tom.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}Hold still.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Just going to give
you your medication.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-No, no.

{\a1\pos(96,68)}-Yes, hold still.

{\a1\pos(201,96)}-Don't do it,
don't do it, don't.

{\a1\pos(264,96)}-There.
There.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}There.
Feel better?

{\a1\pos(36,460)}-Yeah, I do.
What was in those pills, anyway?

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Bacon.
-Bacon, huh?

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Ha!
Worked great.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}I feel wonderful.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-OK, it's grant day, everyone.
What do you got for me?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I'll go, I'll go.
-OK.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Mr. Nelson, let me commend
your wisdom and prudence

{\a1\pos(54,460)}in establishing the Michael
J. Nelson, The Foundation.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}And I thank you in advance
for the anticipated approval

{\a1\pos(12,460)}for my request of $50, enabling
me to complete development

{\a1\pos(96,460)}of a water engine, long
a dream of humankind.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Thank you, thank you, thank you.
-OK, whatever.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}You got a demonstration for me?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Oh, oh, right,
right, sure, sure.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}If you could pour the distilled
water in there, please.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Oh, sure.
-Here we go.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Yes, yes.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}OK, come on, baby.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}Come on, work with me.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}Come on, come on.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}What?

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Huh.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-Wait, wait.
Hang on.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}Did I get distilled water or--

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-I guess I don't know.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}And we can't fund a
project that doesn't work.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}I'm sorry.
-What?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}It does work, I tell you.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}You're being a fool for
making such a hasty decision.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Whoa.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-So you have no
interest in maintaining

{\a1\pos(12,460)}a cordial relationship with the
Michael J. Nelson Foundation?

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Oh, wait, I'm sorry.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}I apologize, Mr. Nelson.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}I respect the foundation.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Well, I guess I have no choice
but to fund Mr. Crow and, ah--

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I need, ah, $50 to,

{\a1\pos(12,432)}ah-- what did I put down there?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh, yeah, $50 to buy two
leaf blowers and a hat.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Oh, well, congratulations.
-Thank you.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-I come to you with
a water engine,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}and you give this
slithering fraud

{\a1\pos(201,460)}money for leaf
blowers and a hat?

{\a1\pos(306,432)}Ha!

{\a1\pos(54,460)}I'm sorry, your processes is
painstaking and exemplary.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Mr. Servo, if you
could excuse us,

{\a1\pos(180,460)}we are having a
grantee's reception.

{\a1\pos(204,460)}-Scram.
-I'm delighted to leave.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}Thank you for your rejection.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-Let's have a little wine and
then view the foundation's art,

{\a1\pos(180,432)}shall we?

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Delightful.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Young data hey hey whoah whoah.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}Young data hey hey whoah, whoah.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Paul, T, Mike, I have
reclaimed my destiny.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}As a forester, I owe it to the
world to take over the world.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}I shall dedicate my
considerable genius

{\a1\pos(12,432)}to this and nothing else.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Well, I also do like
those bus trips down

{\a1\pos(12,432)}to the dog track outside Omaha.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}It's a fun time, and
a really good deal.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}And to tell you the truth, I
usually come out pretty good.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}I just have a feel for
playing the puppies.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}I don't know what--

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Just a tad, you might
want to get back--

{\a1\pos(201,432)}Cower, world.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Tremble, world.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Run and kneel, and
puke in terror, world.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}Ready?

{\a1\pos(285,432)}Harch.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-My cat had two kittens,
I gave them away.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Now I only have
three kittens left.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}To the left.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}To the left, right, left.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}When riding around
in the park you

{\a1\pos(138,460)}should always shout
out on your left, left.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Oh my god!

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Oh, ooh, oh, ah, he,
ah, ooh, oh he, ah.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}[theme music playing]

{\a1\pos(54,68)}(NOISY RACKET IN BACKGROUND)

{\a1\pos(54,68)}(NOISY RACKET IN BACKGROUND)

{\a1\pos(117,96)}-Lembach is staying in
London for another few days.