Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999): Season 9, Episode 19 - Invasion of the Neptune Men - full transcript

{\a1\pos(33,460)}♪ In the not-too-distant future

{\a1\pos(54,460)}♪ Somewhere in time and space

{\a1\pos(12,460)}♪ Mike Nelson and his robot pals

{\a1\pos(12,460)}♪ Are caught in an endless chase

{\a1\pos(138,460)}♪ Pursued by a woman
whose name is Pearl

{\a1\pos(180,460)}♪ An evil gal who
wants to rule the world

{\a1\pos(180,460)}♪ She threw a few
things in her purse

{\a1\pos(96,460)}♪ And in her rocket
ship she hunts him

{\a1\pos(96,460)}♪ All across the universe

{\a1\pos(222,460)}I'll get you!

{\a1\pos(54,460)}♪ I'll send him cheesy movies

{\a1\pos(117,460)}♪ The worst I can find,
la, la, la,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}♪ He'll have to sit
and watch them all

{\a1\pos(54,460)}♪ And I'll monitor his mind,
la, la, la,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}♪ Now keep in mind
Mike can't control

{\a1\pos(12,460)}♪ Where the movies begin or end,
la, la, la,

{\a1\pos(33,460)}♪ He'll try to keep his sanity

{\a1\pos(96,460)}♪ With the help of
his robot friends

{\a1\pos(180,460)}♪ Robot roll call

{\a1\pos(180,460)}♪ - Cambot
- you're on

{\a1\pos(264,460)}♪ - Gypsy
- Oh my stars!

{\a1\pos(222,460)}♪ - Tom Servo
- Check me out

{\a1\pos(180,460)}♪ - Croooow
- I'm different

{\a1\pos(138,460)}♪ If you're wondering
how he eats and breathes

{\a1\pos(12,460)}♪ and other science facts,
la, la, la,

{\a1\pos(180,460)}♪ Just repeat to
yourself it's just a show

{\a1\pos(54,460)}♪ I should really just relax

{\a1\pos(138,460)}♪ For Mystery Science
Theater 3000

{\a1\pos(138,460)}(clanging vibrations)

{\a1\pos(180,460)}See what I mean?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Man, look at those things.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Do we tell him?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}We have to.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Mike? Get in here, Mike.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Mike? Oh, there you are.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Hey guys.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Hi everyone, welcome to
the Satellite of Love.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Forget about that,
it's not important.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Mike, look at this.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Eew, yuck, what
are those things?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Those are eyelash mites.
They live in human eyelashes.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Yeah, you know,
I've heard of that,

{\a1\pos(54,460)}it's a symbiotic thing where
they, little microscopic things

{\a1\pos(12,460)}they feed off the dust and
debris of my eyelashes, yeah.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}So you eat, and all
the food goes splashing

{\a1\pos(12,460)}all over your face, and you
end up with monstrous demons

{\a1\pos(99,460)}feeding off the garbage
dripping from your eyelashes.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}And you're okay with that?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Well, I mean, if you
put it that way it doesn't

{\a1\pos(201,460)}sound so great.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}I'm sorry, they gotta
go, we have got to get rid

{\a1\pos(180,460)}of these things.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}You guys, they're
really very small.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh, they're small,
meaning we don't have to

{\a1\pos(12,460)}concern ourselves with the
other helpless creatures

{\a1\pos(96,460)}undoubtedly living
in your eyelashes,

{\a1\pos(180,460)}whole villages of
tiny, big-eyed children

{\a1\pos(12,460)}being devoured by these dragons.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Is that in the article?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Yeah, it is.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}You know what?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}He likes having eyelash
mites, he enjoys

{\a1\pos(138,460)}having meats and eggs
and sauces and saliva

{\a1\pos(12,460)}hanging from his eyelashes.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}If you guys are that
concerned about it

{\a1\pos(117,460)}we could probably have
the nanites, you know,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}take a look at it.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Alright, I'll go
get the nanites.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Okay.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Is that big-eyed thing
in the article here?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}'Cause I don't see that.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}It might have been
another issue, I don't know.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}("MST3K Love Theme" plays)

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Never fear, Mike, the nanites'll
have those disease-ridden

{\a1\pos(36,460)}little pests off of your
oil-soaked eyelashes in no time.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}We're talking about a
little fracas here, right?

{\a1\pos(33,460)}I mean, we're not talking about
a war or anything, are we?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}No, no, no.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Well, well no, no, no, no, no.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Don't even say the
word "war", Mike.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}We'll send in a few nanites
to act as a security force.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}It'll really be more
like a police action.

{\a1\pos(78,460)}It'll be more like we're
relocating your eyelash mites,

{\a1\pos(138,460)}teaching them to live
somewhere better,

{\a1\pos(117,460)}like on a dog's back or
the thigh of a squirrel.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Yeah.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Well if you guys
think my eyelashes

{\a1\pos(117,460)}are really disgusting--

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Oh, absolutely,
filthy, disgusting.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Well, let's have the
nanites take a look at 'em.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Alright, you're
gonna like it Mike.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Best thing that ever
happened to you, buddy.

{\a1\pos(99,460)}Okay, nanites, are you
positioned on forehead ridge?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Sir, yes sir, troops
are in position.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Then if the weather
is right, initiate

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Operation Gross Eye.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Sir, yes sir.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Let's rock and roll people.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Ooh, it is not going well.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Not well at all.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}You gotta cut your
losses, Nelson.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Hello, hello?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}We're getting cut to
shreds in there, man.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}We can't win this war, they
know the eyelashes too well.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}What kind of an animal
called this war anyway?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Who could have done this?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Who? Just tell me who?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}(crying out)

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Ned, Ned the nanite.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}- Oh Ned!
- Ned! Ned!

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh, Nelson, why did
you want this war?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}What? Was it about pride?
Tell us.

{\a1\pos(57,460)}What, me?
You're the ones who forced me--

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Save it, butcher.
Pearl's calling.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Ah, there's the click.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Some say it's imbued with
the power of Zeus himself.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Whatever.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Say, make yourself useful
and hook me one of these.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Hey loser.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}I found out that
Bobo is the Mad Goth

{\a1\pos(96,460)}and he's like these
Spartan guys' big hero

{\a1\pos(96,460)}'cause he can kill
lions and stuff,

{\a1\pos(12,460)}like big whoop, who can't?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Now they're throwing a
big party in his honor

{\a1\pos(96,460)}and people aren't paying
enough attention to me.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Are you talking to your
little gods in the sky

{\a1\pos(96,460)}because no one else
will talk to you?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Slut, I mean, what?

{\a1\pos(264,460)}(fanfare)

{\a1\pos(180,460)}He's here!

{\a1\pos(96,460)}The Mad Goth has arrived!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}(applause)

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Oh Cal, Cal, be a dear
and nip out for more mead.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}But I'm doing
the statue thing.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}More mead.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Yes dear.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Thank you, thank you,
well who's got it going on?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}We believe that you do.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Aha, let me hear
it from you people.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}We praise you and
we hold you high.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Aha, now that's what
I'm talking about.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Oh, I'm gonna be
ill, very, very ill.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Oh no, not the brain, oh please.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Oh, this is not good.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Though Nelson
promised a quick return

{\a1\pos(138,460)}of the nanite forces,
the war for his eyelashes

{\a1\pos(12,460)}lasted well into December.

{\a1\pos(36,460)}Thousands were cut down
defending a blasted little patch

{\a1\pos(96,460)}of Nelson's T-zone
known as Follicle Hill.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Would you guys knock it off?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}I mean, you're the ones
who wanted this war anyway.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}It's too late to
apologize now, Mike.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Right.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Hey, wait a minute, can't the
nanites just fix themselves?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Oh sure, no problem.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Well then what, ow, ow.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}And in honor of
our beloved Mad Goth.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Thank you, thank you.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}We unveil this 40-foot statue.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}(awing and oohing)

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Oh, look at the
definition, huh?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Could have used a little
more marble in there,

{\a1\pos(180,460)}but still a
creditable effort, eh?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}(clapping)

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Well, come on everybody,
let's go watch me eat.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Oh, let's do, let's do.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Well there you have it then.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}It's time, I think.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Lovely.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}(singing)

{\a1\pos(96,460)}No, Brain Guy, no!

{\a1\pos(264,460)}No!

{\a1\pos(201,460)}I'm using this!

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Oh, no, no you're not.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Let's wait, Pearl.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Tempting as it is we must
delay our own suicides

{\a1\pos(54,460)}and recapture Professor Bobo.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}His reckless time
travel could rip apart

{\a1\pos(138,460)}the universe itself!

{\a1\pos(264,460)}So?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}How to explain it
to the likes of you?

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Okay.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Bobo ripples time itself,
the Nabisco company never

{\a1\pos(96,460)}comes into being, no more
"Chicken In A Biskit".

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Bobo's... messing... with my...
favorite... snack... cracker?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}That's right.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Let's go.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Goddamn.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Oh, by the way, Mike,
Pearl told me to tell you

{\a1\pos(54,460)}that your movie this week is
Invasion of the Neptune Men.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Enjoy.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}See ya.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Eew.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Wow, jeez Mike, now your
eyes are a real mess.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Why'd you even get rid
of your eyelash mites?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}You know, they're the things

{\a1\pos(33,460)}that keep your eyelashes clean.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Oh, we've got movie sign, I'll
deal with you two later.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}(clanging vibrations)

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Hey, look at that,
it's Oliver Reed's liver

{\a1\pos(96,460)}encased in Lucite.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Oh, it's kind of
a gentle invasion.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Yeah the kind of
invasion you can

{\a1\pos(96,460)}listen to all day.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Well, kids, the Hamilton
clock on the wall

{\a1\pos(12,460)}tells us it's time for the
Invasion of the Neptune Men.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Wow, they blew their wad
on the title sequence.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}I used to be
virulently anti-pix,

{\a1\pos(138,460)}but now I'm pro-pix.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Well, if it's not
too much trouble,

{\a1\pos(99,460)}could somebody ritual
seppuku me right now, please?

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Sounds like the Little Rascals
are gonna be in this.

{\a1\pos(141,460)}This must be the
national anthem of Neptune.

{\a1\pos(162,460)}Featuring Santa,
Speed Racer, Shonen Knife,

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Sailor Moon!

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Oh no, someone knocked
over the sump pump

{\a1\pos(180,460)}in the Mir.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}This is Runic two,

{\a1\pos(180,460)}which reached the
moon the other day.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Oh, boy.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}I wish I'd been on it.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}You were on it, Mr.
Tabana, weren't you?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Of course he was.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}He worked on it
with Dr. Strauss,

{\a1\pos(117,460)}didn't you, Mr. Tabana?

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Kid got off a good one, great.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}D'oh! Now the Mir's fan
belt has snapped.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Pretty exciting, isn't it?

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Sure is!

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Well, children,
that ship was built

{\a1\pos(96,460)}after Major Glenn's
spaceflight by Dr. Strauss

{\a1\pos(12,460)}and Dr. Tanowei, Kenny's father.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Major Glenn and I
are to be married.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}I merely assisted the others.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}And worked on it.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Do you think you
and Kenny's father

{\a1\pos(117,460)}can design a spaceship
all by yourselves?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Why, sure.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Ow, my spine!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}A scientist like
Dr. Tanowei can,

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Mr. Tabana is his right arm.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Isn't that so, sir?

{\a1\pos(264,460)}No.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}We can work together.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}We're done, so you
can go out and play.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Go to Germany and play.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}It's cram camp.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Come to the
Renaissance festival.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}They're trying
to catch Mothra.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Strange way to dry your bowls.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}10:26, it's time the
satellite got here.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Get moving, huh?

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Okay.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Swing it over more.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Alright.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}How fast is the wind blowing?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}18 miles an hour.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Which way?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}South-southeast.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Thank you for sewing
my hand to the tent.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Hey what is it?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Any sign of it yet?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Look at those two lovers.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Jeez, they're all
over each other.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}No one looks down
for a satellite.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}I got mixed up.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}He's very young.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Yeah.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}And he's Japanese.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Ooh.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}I invite you to
pull my finger.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Hey, the satellite has fallen!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Huh, what?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}I'm sure it's the satellite,
it landed in those woods.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Come on, let's go!

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Head for the Alps,
the border is closed!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Music courtesy of
Sergei Prokofiev.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}We feel fresh.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}These kids are like 10, so.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Yeah, they're
well out of college.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Shouldn't they
be at their jobs, then?

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Ah, ooh, ow, oh, the sawgrass,

{\a1\pos(180,460)}oh why did I wear
my little shorts?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Soldiers are
popping up everywhere

{\a1\pos(33,460)}asking if the war is over yet.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Wonder if he's
been lapped yet.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}He's in there, over there!

{\a1\pos(12,460)}There's no satellite here.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}But I saw it!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}It wouldn't come
down here, never!

{\a1\pos(201,460)}He imagined it.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Yeah.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Look, that's it!

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Hey come on let's go!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Oh, I can see how
they missed that.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Prefab Lutheran church.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Ah, Allegra.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}A spaceship.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}It's not Runic Two!

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Come on, there never
were two ships on Earth.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Why did it fall down?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}What next?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Get over there!

{\a1\pos(201,460)}I wouldn't go.

{\a1\pos(225,460)}Why not?
You found it, you know.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}I'm too scared to go.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}He must be the
Piggy of the group.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}How do we pickle it?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Look at the size of it.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}That part there is
how you get into it.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}(cries out)

{\a1\pos(222,460)}What's that?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Suppository Man.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Say, could you guys help me

{\a1\pos(12,460)}get this thing off my neck?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Don't worry kids,
it's a promotional

{\a1\pos(96,460)}gimmick for Sushi Cereal.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh, hi, say, we're
looking for the Bullethead

{\a1\pos(201,460)}family reunion?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Go that way, no,
go over there, wait,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}now you fall down, good.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Ah, Kenny, Kenny, Kenny!

{\a1\pos(264,460)}(yelling)

{\a1\pos(201,460)}We're on gool.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}They have Braille helmets.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}So the aliens
come and strangle

{\a1\pos(222,460)}little kids.
Thank you, Japan.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Nice.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}So they all die and
the movie's over.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Oh good, alright.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}And immediately Bob Hope

{\a1\pos(201,460)}is flown in to
entertain the troops.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Tojo's death car.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}(mumbling)

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Run, get out of here.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}You're in my
pickled eel garden.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Get moving!

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Come on, let's go!

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Take us away, little shorts.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}My baru barockers really work.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Ha ha ha ha ha, your costume
is ridiculous.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Children of the pot.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}La Toya Jackson.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Ha ha! Oh, sorry, I missed.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Ah, this guy trained
under Bruce Lee... bowitz.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Ah, ah.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Oh that guy just fell down,

{\a1\pos(138,460)}for crying out loud.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Ah, ah.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Waah.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Go Panthers!

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Oh, I rode my
bike to work today.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}This is the set of Tattletales,
if I'm not mistaken.

{\a1\pos(183,460)}I just know Dr.
Smith's gonna be in this.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}William.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Well, I checked,
there's no toilet paper

{\a1\pos(96,460)}downstairs either.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}We do have water
damage, don't we?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}What the hell are
they doing out there?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I knew we shouldn't have
sent in the B-squad.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Jeez. Ronnie, Chad,
Bryce, get back in here.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}They're being defeated
by a wispy bachelor.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}A table saw on his head.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}("MST3K Love Theme" plays)

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Start the rockets
Ed, start the rockets!

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Say, has anyone seen my record?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}We gotta go in,
but we'll be back.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Legalize it.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Oh come on, I
wanna jump around

{\a1\pos(96,460)}while you fall down more.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}(mumbles)

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Hey!

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Oh, looks like the Russians
blew another reactor.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Yep.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}(lightning striking)

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Draw, storm.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}What the hell'd I do that for?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Playing is hard today.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Fine, fine, we'll just invade

{\a1\pos(138,460)}somewhere else then.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Did you, oh, sorry,
I thought you said something.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Finally, this movie is over.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Did this one seem
really long to you guys?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Actually, I don't
think it's over.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}This is the Neptunian
Bay of Pigs.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}(cheering)

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Yay, they'll
park 10 miles away

{\a1\pos(117,460)}and kill other people.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Grill's ready.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}That's Space Chief.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Space Chief?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}(cheering)

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Hey, hey, hey,
don't touch the car.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Thanks a lot for saving
us, that was great.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}The greatest.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Who are ya, mister?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Yeah, what's your name?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}You boys picked one
that suits me fine.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Move back and let me go.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}How 'bout ineffectual
chicken-headed bachelor?

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Oh, boy.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}He really cherried
out his golf cart.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Space Chief.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}That's Space
Chief, and he's real.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Space Chief, guys, he's real!

{\a1\pos(201,460)}He spins around
and strafes the kids.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Well, you know, it
wasn't really that bad.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}At least it was short.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Am I supposed to eat this?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Oh father, can't you
take a rest and get to bed?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Where's Tabana?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}He'll be coming soon.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I'm down 400 million yen.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}What's your hurry, Papa?

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Oh.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}What times are it?

{\a1\pos(264,460)}(giggles)

{\a1\pos(96,460)}You're going to be sick.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}That cold seems worse.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}I must put on
something decent.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}(knocking)

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Hello.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}See that wave band?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Something's happening
to make it reverse.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}It's over 200 maaahs!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}What is it?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Probably some upset caused
by the flight of a satellite.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}An extraordinarily
strong electronic wave.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Our radar telescope
reported it, sir.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Our men have been
picking up the band.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}On the scope, eh?

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Yes.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}It's ultra short.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}66 mega cycles, sir,
on the band.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}The opera?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}And yet it measures
about 18,000 kilowatts.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}The band's ultra short?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Where's it from, then?

{\a1\pos(120,460)}Our electronic brain
stopped working immediately.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}It just stopped?

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Yeah.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Much like our scene.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Another celebrity interview?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Darn it, I just can't
get a news break,

{\a1\pos(12,460)}there's nothing happening.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Well there's the
dolphin-killing festival.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}What?

{\a1\pos(33,460)}The clock's running backwards.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}That means lunch
won't be 'til yesterday.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}(beeping)

{\a1\pos(12,460)}It must be Santa's beeper.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}(dance music)

{\a1\pos(204,460)}Meanwhile, in
pre-revolution Havana...

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Is this what the
Japanese think we do?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Oh, it was such a great song.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Oh, let's go.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Hey, look.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Paul is a dead man,
miss him, miss him.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}It's running backwards?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Who's been fiddling
around with this?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}What kind of a
machine is this?

{\a1\pos(264,460)}(beeping)

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Not a very good
elk call, is it?

{\a1\pos(264,460)}(singing)

{\a1\pos(96,460)}That's weird, these
guys don't look Irish.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Hey, come on.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Did you leave a
yen on the track?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Do the Japanese practice
just in time railroad repair?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}What's going on?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}That engineer's crazy.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}He's crazy.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}What's he trying to do, crash?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Japan's only stupid guy.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}(beeping)

{\a1\pos(204,460)}Take over the
administration building.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}What happened to
reverse the current, sir?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Electrically operated industries
said their power failed.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}All our town sent in reports.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}And that queer sound.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}An American satellite, one
might have been overhead.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}I will not answer that
until we have investigated.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Doctor, this is not
a natural phenomenon.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}A strong electronic
wave of unknown origin

{\a1\pos(96,460)}did put our power supply
temporarily out of order.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Am I right?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}I'd say that you're correct.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Papa, space men,
we saw a whole bunch!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Really, and their
rocket ship, teacher!

{\a1\pos(96,460)}It's different than
the Runic, honest!

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Get the cane.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Where was this, son?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Out near Mount Asaka.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}We were there to
see the satellite.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Well?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}We were caught
by the space men.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}But Space Chief
came and saved us.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Huh?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Space Chief, huh?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}We named him, he's the
greatest, the real thing.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}He got there in seconds.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Space Chief, eh?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}A fighter?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Yeah, we'll make
it a feature story.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}We told you the truth.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Pencil drop.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}10 o'clock.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Well, back to the
national emergency, okay?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Dr. Tanowei, how do
you see these things?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}As scientific phenomena?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Tell us sir,
what's causing them?

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Randy?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}We knew you'd listen.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}You understand.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Hey, that's a good one.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Voices.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Tabana, I can see
you're not taking

{\a1\pos(96,460)}all this space talk
seriously, are you?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Well, it's an
interesting idea.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Look Tabana.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}What's going on?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}The power plant failed,
everything's stopped.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}You see, you
know who did that?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Well, here's your news break.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Take those kids
out to Mount Asaka.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Leave 'em.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Get a shot of
whatever's there.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}It's nonsense, you know that.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Why not?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Will you kids take
him out there?

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Sure, come on, we'll show him.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}How'd they ever get around

{\a1\pos(117,460)}to designing good cars?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}I don't know.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}(clanging vibrations)

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Hello and konichiwa.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Tonight we present a traditional
Japanese kabuki play.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Translated to English, this
ancient work is entitled

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Neil Simon's
"The Sunshine Boys".

{\a1\pos(57,460)}Now, how many of you are
familiar with Japanese theater?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Anyone wanna field this one?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Anybody at all.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Ah, yes sir.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}And do you enjoy kabuki theater?

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Actually I prefer noh theater.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Well then why did
you raise your hand?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Because I like noh theater.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Noh plays are my favorite.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}So you don't like
any theater at all.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}No, let me explain.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Noh theater is classic
Japanese drama.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Noh plays have been produced
since the 13th century

{\a1\pos(96,460)}and noh actors are
revered even today.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Why are you dissing
Japanese theater?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}What's your deal, man?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}No, no, wait a minute.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Noh theater started in Japan.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh, so now you tell
us Japan doesn't have

{\a1\pos(117,460)}any theater whatsoever.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}They have lots of theater
including noh theater.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}So they have lots of theater
and they have no theater.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}- Exactly.
- What?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}- No theater?
- Yes.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}What?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}- Noh theater, N-O-H.
- N-O-H, huh?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Well there, you've just gone and
shown what an idiot you are!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Hey, I'll handle
this Tom, calm down.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Mike, I'm going to ask you
a series of simple questions

{\a1\pos(96,460)}which even a cretin like
you could answer yes or no.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Now, is there theater in Japan?

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Yes.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Good.

{\a1\pos(141,460)}And do you have a
particular favorite type of

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Japanese theater?

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Yes.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Well, good, now we're
getting somewhere.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Mike, will you tell me the
name of your favorite form

{\a1\pos(138,460)}of Japanese theater?

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Noh.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}- Why not?
- Why not what?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Why won't you tell me your
favorite Japanese theater?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}- I just did!
- Did what?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Told you my favorite
form of Japanese theater.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}You did?

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Yes.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Well, will you tell me again?

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Yes, noh.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Oh come on!

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Mike, I'm gonna
grab a step ladder

{\a1\pos(12,460)}so you can jump up my butt.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}May we do our little
kabuki play now?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Go ahead but remember
I like noh theater

{\a1\pos(12,460)}more than I like kabuki theater.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}I thought you
didn't like kabuki!

{\a1\pos(264,460)}I don't.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}(crying)

{\a1\pos(96,460)}You gotta mess with
'em every now and then.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}We'll be right back.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}I get it Mike.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}("MST3K Love Theme" plays)

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Noh theater, gee.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Ah, the camera's going
up, it's the end, alright!

{\a1\pos(306,460)}D'oh.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Scientists labor to find out

{\a1\pos(180,460)}what the hell is
the deal with Japan.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}I can only fake
it for so long.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Have we solved love yet?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Tabana, there's that
electronic wave again.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Oh.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}What is the band?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}It's Rip Taylor's
voice pattern.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Charlie was close, he
was right next to me.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}It's my line, right?

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Hmm.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}What?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}I'm hungry.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Why, it's sigma electrowave.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}What's this sigma?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}We really know
very little about it.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}It's an ultra short wave
we can't record on Earth.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Attention, will
Mr. Tabana please

{\a1\pos(33,460)}report to Dr. Tanowei's office?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Will Mr. Tabana please report
to Dr. Tanowei's office?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}At the Comfort Inn Suites.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}No one showed up

{\a1\pos(54,460)}for my one-man Il Duce show.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Yes sir?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}A telegram.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}It was delivered
on the balcony.

{\a1\pos(162,460)}From Mount Wilson
Observatory in California.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}The band was
caught in America?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}In Big Pink?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Doctor, down in the
lab we caught it again.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}We're sure about it, it's sigma.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}You know sir, I think
that wave is being

{\a1\pos(180,460)}transmitted into
space from the Earth.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}You have shamed me by

{\a1\pos(96,460)}losing track of the band.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}You see, the space men,
who are still close to us,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}are transmitting it now.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Do you know where
it's coming from?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}My hair, sir.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}And it won't be very easy.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Looks like they're
using unknown material

{\a1\pos(12,460)}that's blurring our radar.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Hmm.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}That caused today's
power failure.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}They might take over
the entire Earth.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Entire?

{\a1\pos(162,460)}Doctor, you are
planning to announce this?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}I will not.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Bye now.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Why not?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}We're in dire peril.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}What will the
future hold for us?

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Tabana.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}There's a chance
your guess is right

{\a1\pos(33,460)}and the space men are on Earth.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}You jerk.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}But our only proof
is the sigma wave band

{\a1\pos(96,460)}and that won't tell
us where they are.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}We are scientists, not prophets.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}An announcement
could start a panic.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I am so a prophet.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Ah, we shall get the truth.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Let us just work hard together.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}We have our electro barrier.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}We will try to bring it off.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}We'll beat 'em.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Good, now scram, big hair.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}What I don't like
is they're trying

{\a1\pos(96,460)}to bring about unrest by
causing unusual phenomena

{\a1\pos(138,460)}instead of attacking
us directly.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I see that we face
a dangerous enemy.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Wow, what a view.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}So, jump then, or...?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Walter Mondale goes camping.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}It's not a very
good combine, is it?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Hey, this isn't Squid World.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}This is it, right here.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Okay, where's the
spaceship around here?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}I don't see any.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}That's funny.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}This place looks too clean.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Maybe they came back.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Do you think so?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}I don't know.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Perhaps you're correct.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}They cleared
away their tracks.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Say, have you
got an imagination.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}It's true, they
were here, honest.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}I know, like your Space Chief.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Come on, I heard it all before.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}He did come here too.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Don't break me up, I
gotta take a picture.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Okay.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Set the stop at five six.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Move over.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Look.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Kurosawa, eat your heart out.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Okay, let's go home.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}I gotta get my
little shorts too.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}What is it?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}You go, we'll stay
and look around.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}It'll be too dark.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Don't worry, you
guys stick around.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}We'll stay.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Look, I'll go then, okay?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Don't play too long.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Okay.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Boy that guy really
photojournalisted

{\a1\pos(12,460)}the hell out of that place.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Sure did.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}What's this?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}It isn't any rock.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}What is it?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Hey, look at this, it flashed
when that bulb went off.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Part of the ship you think?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Yeah, Space Chief shot
at 'em, and this must have

{\a1\pos(264,460)}come off.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Is there any shame
we can attach to it?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}It's so light!

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Yet filling.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Tabana's the one who'll know.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Come on, let's go.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}They were never seen again

{\a1\pos(180,460)}and Japan came to
an end, the end.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Why did I buy a ride
for my living room?

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Hi.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}The guy at the desk
said it was urgent.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Got my porn bill.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Is that really
what I look like?

{\a1\pos(264,460)}So what?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}You explain it.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Your spaceship landed there.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Oh, my spaceship.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}When we bought it, it
was our spaceship.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}That shiny object.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}I'd like to put it in my nest.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Does it back up those
kids or doesn't it?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Now what do you think?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Can't tell.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I must look into it
all properly first.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}You think that shiny
spot in the picture

{\a1\pos(96,460)}has some scientific
significance, then?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Where is this object?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}About where the
kids showed us.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}I'm not sure it's out there yet.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}We'll see.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}(kids clamoring)

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Apparently the
kids have level five

{\a1\pos(96,460)}security clearance.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Let's see that.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}It belongs to
the spaceship, sir.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}If you test that,
will it prove that

{\a1\pos(117,460)}the space men are here?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Perhaps. I'll do a test now.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}(explosion)

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Ooh, grandpa tried
to program his VCR.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}The reactor, they
blowed up our reactor.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Ah, the mosquito
spraying program

{\a1\pos(96,460)}is off to a great start.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Suppose Rachel Carson's

{\a1\pos(12,460)}gonna bitch about this now.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Our largest nuclear reactor

{\a1\pos(12,460)}exploded at 5:20 p.m. yesterday.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}84 people are dead.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}This board concludes
that artificial phenomena

{\a1\pos(96,460)}have been caused by
an unknown aggressor

{\a1\pos(138,460)}flying high enough to
avoid radar detection.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}And yet we play Rack-O.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}This aggressor has beamed
down an ultra short wave band

{\a1\pos(138,460)}that has neutralized
our power stations.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}It is obvious that
the suspect country is

{\a1\pos(96,460)}undoubtedly the one which
now possesses the first

{\a1\pos(201,460)}spaceship large
enough to do this.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Now, who wants dessert?

{\a1\pos(120,460)}Since Dr. Tanowei who
heads our science laboratory

{\a1\pos(96,460)}is ill today, Mr. Tabana,
his assistant, will now give

{\a1\pos(54,460)}his opinion of the situation.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}♪ Can't get enough of
Super Sugar Crisp...

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Then I must say I reject
your last statement.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I'm sure no country
upon this planet

{\a1\pos(54,460)}neutralized our power plants.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Whatever that means.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Can you explain that?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}I understand some
young schoolchildren

{\a1\pos(117,460)}have seen a spaceship.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}The information is carried
in today's newspaper.

{\a1\pos(162,460)}Oh and don't miss
Dilbert today, it's great.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Yes, Senator, go on.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}I cannot believe that
our friend here is serious.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}All countries are in
grave danger, gentlemen,

{\a1\pos(117,460)}and this is hardly the
time to be influenced

{\a1\pos(12,460)}by fairytales that have no
basis in scientific fact.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}I'd like the know the facts.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Sorry, I was in the weeds.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Did Joanie come by with menus?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Mr. Gower's son died.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}This cable was just received.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}It says "Cause unknown as
yet, but our nuclear reactor

{\a1\pos(138,460)}"has just exploded."

{\a1\pos(96,460)}The message is from
the United States.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}I agree with our president,
it's time we took action.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}They'll never know
we're pirating cable.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Why should we be
afraid of one another?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Oh, grown ups have no sense.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Do you think they're
gonna start a war then?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}The space men sure want to.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}They're doing it.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}They want the Earth.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}When the earthlings are dead,
the space men will take over.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}(beeping)

{\a1\pos(180,460)}His glasses'll be
done in about an hour.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}♪ Set me free why
don't you, babe.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Just a quick peek at porn.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Sea monkeys are disappointing.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}So, then.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}The Roji-Pani complex.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}The Roji panty complex?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Neptune, right?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Their ships, they
use those elements.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Roji panty complex.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Roji panty complex.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}("MST3K Love Theme" plays)

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Hey, it's Thomas
the Tank Spaceship.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}And I hope that
commencing our fight

{\a1\pos(96,460)}all countries will cease
suspecting their brothers

{\a1\pos(96,460)}and pitch their energies
against our attackers.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Where is my record?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}And there is no need
to despair as yet.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Okay, now despair.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}To hearten you, I
will tell you this.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Our international space
science laboratory

{\a1\pos(99,460)}has sufficient electro
barriers and indeed we must--

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Am I the only
one working here?

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Hello?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Prepared to fight
with the human race

{\a1\pos(33,460)}for the human race, the Neptune
plan to conquer the Earth

{\a1\pos(138,460)}is doomed to failure.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Oh, what a great
turkey dinner.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}You gals get to
working on the dishes,

{\a1\pos(12,460)}I'm gonna have a sit down.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Okay guys, let's
lay down that lead

{\a1\pos(12,460)}guitar track just one more time.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Shoot at Earth all you want,

{\a1\pos(138,460)}just get Bill Maher.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}- Yeah.
- Jeez, Midasize it.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}You know it was a new record,
I just bought it, you know.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}This spaceship
is powered by coal.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Are we gonna put in
a table leaf or not?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Doctor, tell us
this, will you please?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Just what does the
electro barrier do?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}I brought this chart along.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Look, gentlemen.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}The electro barrier sets
up a dome of electrons

{\a1\pos(96,460)}completely covering
any city beneath it.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}If it's really tiny.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}We turn on the power and
no one can pierce our shield?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Look, we'll explain.

{\a1\pos(36,460)}Every city can be amply
protected by its own power dome.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}A baked potato?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}So each power dome
covers a small area.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Like mine.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Are you saying that
nobody can get through that?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Good serve.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}It depends on just
what they're using

{\a1\pos(138,460)}when they attack us.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Quite a volley.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}But do we have power?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Yes, we have.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}They're working very
hard to set it up today.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Well, tomorrow,
I think they're

{\a1\pos(180,460)}taking a day off.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}The spaceship,
it's coming back,

{\a1\pos(12,460)}they're going to attack us.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}What can we do?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Will the barrier protect us?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}We just threw it
together, I mean.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Operator, get me
a line into seven.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Apparently seven's
an old locker room.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Doctor, the
barrier is operating.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Certainly.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Generating power is 300
million electronic volts,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}height: 500 miles.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Is it an attack?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Hear anything?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Can they trust that barrier?

{\a1\pos(264,460)}(laughs)

{\a1\pos(264,460)}That kid.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}You bet.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}I'm not scared.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}If the barrier fails, Space
Chief'll beat 'em again.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}He sure will.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Meanwhile, in a hideous little

{\a1\pos(180,460)}simulacrum of the
United States...

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Gamera, get back
in your kennel.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}(sirens)

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Run!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Riot, loot,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}burn down the Asian
grocery stores!

{\a1\pos(54,460)}No, no, no, wait, wait, wait.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}All the streetlights are out.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Gee, it's dark down there.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}There's no light anywhere
except the barrier station.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Let's go there and annoy 'em!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Ah, look at that!

{\a1\pos(222,460)}A spaceship!

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Days later, during an average
Tokyo shopping day...

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Giant flying short grain rice.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Oh, Jimmy Osmond
and Santa, save us!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}On the left, it's
John Foster Dulles.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}They're attacking St. Louis.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Desk job chief.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh, it's Mr. Bill, oh no.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Guys, come on,
where's my record?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I mean it, it's not funny
anymore, I spent a lot

{\a1\pos(180,460)}for that record,
where'd you put it?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Hey, Phil, now you were a big
Loggins and Messina fan.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Phil.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Future cities of the past.
By Kenner.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Say, Smitty, you
wanna grab this?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}I wanna take my smoke break.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Thanks.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Maybe we all shouldn't have

{\a1\pos(33,460)}quit caffeine at the same time.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Oh, didn't mean to do that,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}just wanted to turn
up the heat, sorry.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}And the angel
Gabriel's in the lead,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}along the rail St.
Michael's in second,

{\a1\pos(12,460)}there's a pack of cherubim
and seraphim closing in fast.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}(explosion)

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Get under the table!

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Move over, Bernard Shaw.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Yay.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Portfolio's gaining
by the moment.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}My head is a Koosh ball.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}I hate living
near the airport.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}It's the aliens!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}I'm scared.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Me too.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}So they glued wings
to a fuel filter.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}No, not Betty Tech Com Corp.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Oh man, and they just
got ISO 9001 certified.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}I'm losing weight
as we invade,

{\a1\pos(54,460)}thanks to my new sauna suit.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Intergalactic flaming jarts.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Oh, they're invading

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Buckminster Fuller's
geodesic dome city.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Stop zooming in,
I have no emotions

{\a1\pos(222,460)}to show you.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}The first version of Pac-Man
wasn't very much fun.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}The washer is off-balance.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Our office furniture!

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Our honeycombs!

{\a1\pos(222,460)}So the things
are doing things.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}I guess.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}A breakdancing task chair.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}They're making the
chicken men of Krankor

{\a1\pos(138,460)}look super confident
and dignified.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Dammit, I am trying to make

{\a1\pos(180,460)}a sandwich here!

{\a1\pos(201,460)}So it turns out
that the aliens

{\a1\pos(12,460)}are a big bunch of pussies.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Thank God.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}And his son, Santa Claus.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}(cheering)

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Yay, a dot is moving away

{\a1\pos(96,460)}from a semi-circle, yay.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Hooray for the
electro barrier.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Hooray for Mr. Tabana!

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Whoever he is, yeah.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}The lights are going
on again, hooray!

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Hooray, hooray, hooray.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Well, it really does work.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Yes, what a victory
for the scientific world.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}You bet.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Where's Tanowei?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}I guess he left.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Hey, did you see that ship run?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Help, I'm right here, help.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}So Dr. Tanowei, you
don't think the spaceship

{\a1\pos(138,460)}has left us for good.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}No Professor Froggy.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}I think not sir.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}The Earth can almost certainly
count on several more

{\a1\pos(222,460)}such attacks.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}But can the electro barrier
continue to protect us

{\a1\pos(222,460)}in that case?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Of course, General.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}You saw yourself
how effective it is.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Yes, the electro
barrier is good,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}but it will not aid us in
attacking those creatures.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}True, sir, and further,
there is not one weapon

{\a1\pos(54,460)}we could win this fight with.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}I fear you will have
to try and invent it.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}The hard way.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}We have found Rojium
and Panium in there.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}There it is again, panty.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Plus alpha electron
is also there.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}I'd like to launch missiles
with electron minus alpha

{\a1\pos(96,460)}in their warheads.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}I'm feeling kinda...

{\a1\pos(222,460)}You alright?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Attract the missile
and be exploded.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}I think it could work well.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Or well-ish.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}And yet, it would cause
severe damage when it struck

{\a1\pos(117,460)}the Earth if it were to
fall in a civilian area.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}We might all take shelter
or guide the ship to sea.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Or run away in a
panicky mob as usual.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}In any case, let us
please act quickly.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}I don't think I
can, carry me out.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Let me take a look at you.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}What's going on?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}You alright?

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Is over.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}The right shorts.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}I'll handle it, guys.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}("MST3K Love Theme" plays)

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Shh, you'll be okay.

{\a1\pos(99,460)}I'm afraid Servo has
contracted Roji panty complex

{\a1\pos(138,460)}so I'm administering
panties to him.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I think he's gonna
make it, but--

{\a1\pos(138,460)}More panties, Mike, I
need another four-pack.

{\a1\pos(36,460)}Servo, your body can only
absorb so many panties per hour.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Please.

{\a1\pos(57,460)}Why don't we check what's
going down on the planet, okay?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Let's check, shh.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}(snoring)

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Bobo, Bobo!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Well, hello bush.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}No, you idiot, it's us.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Well, hello other bush.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Say, do you little
bushes want an autograph?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Well, come back for
the autograph session.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Listen you simian
moron, it's--

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Flavia, the talking
bushes are annoying me!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}(shushing)

{\a1\pos(12,460)}And now they're hitting me, too!

{\a1\pos(96,460)}And now they're trying to
muffle my screams, Flavia!

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Bobo, it's me, Pearl!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Oh, hello, who's
the dead fellow?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}No you clod, it is your old
friends Pearl and Observa,

{\a1\pos(117,460)}and you do not live in
ancient Rome and you are not

{\a1\pos(117,460)}some Mad Goth and until
two weeks ago you were

{\a1\pos(96,460)}traveling with us through
time and space when

{\a1\pos(138,460)}you fell into a worm
hole, do you remember?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}I tell you, that could be.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}The fact is I got so
much water in the brain

{\a1\pos(138,460)}from lions cuffing me
in the noggin you could

{\a1\pos(138,460)}be absolutely right.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Alls I know is I got a statue.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Grape?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Look Bobo, you
have to come with us.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Someone's coming,
someone's coming.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}God I love grapes.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}A grape and a statue,
that's all I need.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Oh, esteemed Mad Goth,
did I hear you yelling at me

{\a1\pos(138,460)}about talking bushes?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Oh, it turns out
that they're very nice.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Oh, because sometimes
when the bushes talk

{\a1\pos(12,460)}it means they need pruning!

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Gods, what a surprise.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Sometimes when you're
a god you have to just

{\a1\pos(96,460)}inspect the bushes
every now and then.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}(muttering)

{\a1\pos(96,460)}What are you doing?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Oh, I'm administering
panties to Servo.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}He's got Roji panty complex.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I got it too, Mike.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Apply panties to me,
I've got it real bad.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}It's too late,
we've got movie sign!

{\a1\pos(54,460)}You go ahead, I'll be along.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}(clanging vibrations)

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Thank you Mike.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}I don't feel very
good, I'm telling you.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Hi.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Hi.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}How are the discoverers
of the space men?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}You're heroes, you know.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Yesterday you laughed at us
and today we're all heroes.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Now you're gonna
take a beating.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Which side are you on?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}We're pretty mad.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Sure are.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Sorry guys, we're
idiots, I guess.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}That's right, and
don't forget it.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}You're lucky, you
should have been fired.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}You get your pay, you've had it.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Oh, brother.

{\a1\pos(57,460)}So, general psychoses
and freakiness all around, huh?

{\a1\pos(33,460)}It's Roji panty complex, Mike.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Good morning, hello!

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Hi there.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Say, sir, wasn't
that the greatest?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}And the barrier did it!

{\a1\pos(138,460)}That's a neat trick.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Boy, just like rabbits, huh?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Yeah, you said it.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Yeah, you're right.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Yeah.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Kenny, and you too,
we are trying to have

{\a1\pos(180,460)}a little privacy.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Right.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Right.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}But we're Japanese children,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}we can go anywhere
we want at any time.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}That's right.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Listen, what are they talking
about in there, do you know?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}I'm afraid it's
not for children.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Yeah, get her.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}She was shaking like
a leaf yesterday.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Stop it.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}(laughing)

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Be ashamed of your womanness.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Guys, I'll show you something.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Okay, yeah, what?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Shorts you can tattoo on.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}What is it, what do you got?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}See this stick?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}It's really something big.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}It's Crystal
Gayle's curling iron.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}It's a radar.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Oh.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Try it on this.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Yeah, try it, let's
see how it works.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Robby the Robot in
a depressing cameo.

{\a1\pos(246,460)}- Wow.
- A short range radar.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Oh, it was made in America,

{\a1\pos(138,460)}what a piece of junk.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Where did you get it?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Dr. Johnson gave it to me.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}(chattering)

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Here, use this.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Okay, hold it.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}That'll have to
pass for fun for now.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Oh, look over there.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Another country,
that looks great.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Gee, look at that thing.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Hey, the barrier
station's under there.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}It's a Christmas
ornament from the '60s.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Is it radar?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}With Gary Burghoff?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Let's have a look.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Okay, yeah, let's go!

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Radar.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Sewage plant is such
a fun place to play.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Guys, do we have to do
everything in a group?

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Kill the pig, drink his blood!

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Oh wait, that's another story.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Oh no, you kids again?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Is there anyone
else on this planet?

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Look out!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}It's a nauseating
shorts detector!

{\a1\pos(201,460)}(monkey sounds)

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Gee, it's funny looking.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Smaller than us,
we can torment it.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}What do you think it is?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Maybe the space men sent it.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}I think the Tin
Man had that thing

{\a1\pos(96,460)}surgically removed.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Be careful.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}It looks dangerous.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}(beeping)

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Oh, it's an individual
shrimp barbecue.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}We'd better take it to
the laboratory right away.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Yeah.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Let's go.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Hey guys, can we
just walk to the lab?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}It's just that I
have a heart murmur

{\a1\pos(117,460)}and I'm not supposed to
run everywhere, oh boy.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Is he dead, what?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Isn't it about
time for a big old

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Russian dance about now?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Hey, they found something.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}What's that noise?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}I don't know, come on.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}(chattering)

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Well I was attending

{\a1\pos(54,460)}to the defense of the world,

{\a1\pos(138,460)}but yeah, kids, I'll
look at your little toy.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}He looks like the
Grinch, doesn't he?

{\a1\pos(201,96)}How many cycles
in the sigma again?

{\a1\pos(33,68)}Let's see now, 66 mega cycles.

{\a1\pos(180,96)}My current
estimate is (mumbles)

{\a1\pos(180,68)}Try it backwards.

{\a1\pos(222,96)}The forces of
the planet Neptune

{\a1\pos(117,460)}send this communique to
the people of the Earth.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}James Earl Jones.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Your electro barrier
has driven back

{\a1\pos(201,460)}our spaceship.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I'm sorry, I have a cold.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Rest assured, however,
that your triumph

{\a1\pos(96,460)}is only temporary.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Don't worry.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}You cannot defeat
the planet Neptune.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}I won't hurt you.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Even while you listen to this

{\a1\pos(33,460)}we are approaching Earth again.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}And this time, your
childish electro barrier

{\a1\pos(12,460)}will not be able to protect you.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}I buried Paul.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}A few short hours from now,

{\a1\pos(33,460)}we shall take over your world.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}That is all, hold on, wait.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh, Ted wants me to call
you a bunch of wieners.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Lieutenant, warn the
crew at the barrier.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Yes sir.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}The two of you,
you'll both go.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Right.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}And woman, you let
the kids mock you.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}(muttering)

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Please report to the
laboratory at once.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Those smelly stupid reporters

{\a1\pos(138,460)}are on their way up.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}A mega radar has picked up

{\a1\pos(138,460)}the spaceship again.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Let's get out of
this movie, step on it!

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I'm done degrading
this woman, who's next?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Where are they, exactly?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}At present they're
150,000 miles out

{\a1\pos(54,460)}and heading straight for us.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Do I have time to hit the loo?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}And their speed?

{\a1\pos(285,460)}50,000.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Doctor, when
will they reach us?

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Doctor, when will they arrive?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Do they have an appointment?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}On that orbital path,
I'd say about 12:30

{\a1\pos(96,460)}they will reach the
city or be near it.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Is the barrier ready?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}The barrier will be ready.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Alerting us to the danger
means they're pretty sure

{\a1\pos(201,460)}of themselves.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}What countermeasures
can they have?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Are we safe?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}My friends, it's war.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}We will use our brains
as well as our skill

{\a1\pos(96,460)}against the enemy.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Grinch, it's the Grinch.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}You must have faith.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Um, excuse me, I'm saluting.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Oh, don't say hi then,
that's fine, sure.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}There appears to
be plenty of parking

{\a1\pos(180,460)}for Lilith Fair.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Shall we?

{\a1\pos(33,460)}It says, Bureau of Conformity.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Wow, they love their
collector's plates here.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}The MTV News thing is broken.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Good.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}The interior of a suitcase or
what, what are we seeing here?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}The Japanese army
plays freeze tag.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Corn dogs, cold
beer, corn dogs.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}I take my own personal
septic tank to work.

{\a1\pos(183,460)}And he bought a
stainless steel brassiere

{\a1\pos(201,460)}from this man.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh, I'm missing my story.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}The Department of Children
is staffed round the clock.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I'm looking for dignity,
but there just isn't any.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}And she was caught
in a vat of Jell-O

{\a1\pos(201,460)}with these men.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Surely Mozart and
his holy reindeer

{\a1\pos(12,460)}will come down to save us.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Well, if it's gonna
rain, it's gonna rain,

{\a1\pos(54,460)}not much we can do about it.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Bars? What, does a
gorilla live up there?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}I can't find it.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Where has that ship gotten to?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}And that Ernie
and Uncle Charlie,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}where have they gone to?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Playing an intense game

{\a1\pos(96,460)}of red rover, red rover.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}The significance of 20 to 1

{\a1\pos(138,460)}can't be overstated.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Anything yet?

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Not yet.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I hope we're ready.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}We are, and we got Space
Chief on our side, see?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}You wanna watch
it on the screen?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Yeah, sure, come on.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Oh no wait, my
shorts locked up.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Can't, oh there we go.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Nothing yet.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Oh, look at that.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}What, where?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh it's a tire fire
that's been burning

{\a1\pos(54,460)}for days, I just noticed it.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Come quickly, look, look.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}A dust cloud.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}What's that?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}It's a dust cloud.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}What do you mean?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}What do you see?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Look at that.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Chris Farley broke wind.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Oh no.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}The Stay Puft Marshmallow Boy.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Look at that.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}(singing)

{\a1\pos(96,460)}It's the AP wire service
cross country team.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}They're like a
herd of whitetails,

{\a1\pos(138,460)}they scare real easy.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}A very average
summer storm is coming.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}I am ashamed that
there is a storm over us.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Take positions, squad, to
your posts on the double!

{\a1\pos(12,460)}But I just ordered a brat.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Let's find the children,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}they'll know what to do.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Wow, location
scout for this movie

{\a1\pos(180,460)}must have been a
manic depressive.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Designed by I.M. Pei,
built by Jim Varney.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Doctor, this storm may
damage the electro barrier.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}I want them to deactivate it.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Yes, sir.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Stanley, get
everyone in here fast.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Ask me about my grandchildren.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Attention all
laboratory personnel

{\a1\pos(96,460)}and members of the press.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Get to the shelters in
the basement immediately.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}This is a red alert,
repeat, a red alert.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}You're dead, red alert.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Better get in, huh?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Yeah, come on.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Take shelter!

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Take shelter!

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Take shelter!

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Take shelter!

{\a1\pos(138,460)}But eat all you take!

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Inside!

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Inside!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}It's Thor.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Inside!

{\a1\pos(201,460)}I think they're
trying to pass off

{\a1\pos(138,460)}a summer shower as an
action sequence here.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Yeah, that's what going on.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}What the?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}A Japanese clown tree.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Oh you never would believe

{\a1\pos(96,460)}where those little
soldiers come from.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}(howling)

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Sir, can the security
guard be dismissed?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Yes, Captain.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Yes, I'd say his
opinion doesn't matter,

{\a1\pos(117,460)}dismiss him completely.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}All clear!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}All clear!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}All clear!

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Listen to them
shout all clear.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Damn, they're good men.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}♪ It's been a hard day's night

{\a1\pos(201,460)}No, wait, let's
check the station.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}You're right, they'll
attack us there.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Get going!

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Yes, field marshal child.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}And now a brief
musical tribute

{\a1\pos(138,460)}to Alexander Nevsky.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}You know, I wish the
running would never stop.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}I mean, it, I simply
can't get enough shots

{\a1\pos(117,460)}of these kids running.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Really, literally
there's no limit

{\a1\pos(12,460)}to how much I want to see of it.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Just a little
sarcastic maybe, Mike?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Just a touch.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Oh no, I have trench mouth.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Wait, I'm better now.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}♪ When Debbie comes
marching home again

{\a1\pos(180,460)}♪ Hurrah, hurrah

{\a1\pos(96,460)}♪ We'll give her a
panty girdle then

{\a1\pos(264,460)}♪ Hurrah

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Say.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Wait.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}You guys pick me
up a pita pocket?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Halt, you there, halt!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}(gunshots)
(cries out)

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Why don't you swing
in here with me,

{\a1\pos(33,460)}I gotta renew my license tabs.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Corporal, I can
see your panty lines.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Roji panty complex.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Sergeants Gladys and Peggy.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Thank God they carry
Clinique at the PX, eh?

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Ready?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}And strike, pout, put it out.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Kids must be in great shape.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}That's funny, I
don't see any guards.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Where'd they go?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}I don't know, Rocky.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}There they are.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Hi, you guys.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Filmed in the ghetto
of Kingston, Jamaica?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}It's a bad time of
month to mess with us.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}They're here!

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Run!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}A tiny stick, no!

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Cancel the invasion!

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Yay, here come
the Banana Splits!

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Hey, it's Space Chief.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Space Chief!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Space Chief, he's
running over us, alright!

{\a1\pos(222,460)}I'll get him.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}This gun has the power
to put their uniforms

{\a1\pos(264,460)}back on.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}We didn't get
shot but we're gonna

{\a1\pos(180,460)}die anyway.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Space Chief is
actually Racer X,

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Speed's brother.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}(cheering)

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Tear him up, rip him apart!

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Quick, Space Chief,
two of them got into

{\a1\pos(138,460)}the barrier station,
they're inside there now!

{\a1\pos(183,460)}They all have
Flintstones phone voices.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Come on, let's watch.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Exit, stage left even.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}It's the Keystone Kids.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}(explosion)

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Wow, big old space beef.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Get off me, Hideo.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Fresh blackfin tuna.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Ow, ow, ow, somebody
put wasabi in our jocks.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}- Stanley.
- Yes, Ollie?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Are you kids alright?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Space Chief rescued us.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}He went in there, Space
Chief is still inside.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Look at that!

{\a1\pos(117,460)}You think he could have
gotten out of there somehow?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Come quickly!

{\a1\pos(54,460)}The tampon machine is empty!

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Stanley, the doctor's ill.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}What's happened?
Tanowei, what's happened?

{\a1\pos(264,460)}He's ill?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Why he should be ashamed.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Very dishonorable.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Doctor child arrives.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Kenny.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}(mumbles)

{\a1\pos(285,460)}RuPaul?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}What's he got, Jimmy?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Boogie fever.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Electronic shock, apparently.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Causes unconsciousness.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}("MST3K Love Theme" plays)

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Yes?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Oh, one minute.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}For you.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Some guy says your
inflatable doll's

{\a1\pos(201,460)}on back order.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}(shushing)

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Captain speaking.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Oh, yes sir.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Power room is destroyed.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}My paneling shrunk
and I'm upset.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Tanowei?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Is he very ill?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Watch him.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}That guy can't
stop lathing, can he?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}You guys wanna panic

{\a1\pos(12,460)}in a tightly packed group later?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}And this is our
best water softener,

{\a1\pos(12,460)}but let me show you some of
the other models over here.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Hornet's nest
up there, see it?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}We bring you now
to Brule, Wisconsin.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Hey look out, look out!

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Walter Mondale
stops for chicken.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}The catacombs of
ancient Legoland.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Yeah, if you want some candy,

{\a1\pos(12,460)}just pull it off the wall.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Don't get up.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Hello.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Are the alpha electron
rockets ready?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Yes, they are sir.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Well, basically.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Where is this spaceship now?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}The radar here
can't locate it,

{\a1\pos(12,460)}but the omega radar in the
laboratory should have it.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}I'll call there.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Calling there, actual footage.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Yes, we can't get it on radar.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}We think it's already
landed in the suburbs.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}What's happening?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}The weather change?

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Okay.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Fine.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}There's an unusual
weather change.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}The temperature started
going down suddenly.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Oh, and Deb says hi.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Tabana, the rockets.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}You'll do it?

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Yes.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}John Sununu has that
waiting at all times.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}I love those.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Timely joke.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Oh, London too?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}And in Paris?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}So long, pal.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Pal?

{\a1\pos(120,460)}Temperatures are
dropping all over the world!

{\a1\pos(201,460)}In Europe also?

{\a1\pos(78,460)}The spaceship's landed,
we're sure they're causing it.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}The jerks.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}If this continues, the
entire Earth could freeze.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Another glacial age.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Yeah.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Hey look, it's snowing!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Yeah, he's right.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}(cheering)

{\a1\pos(201,460)}They're ogling
the Diet Coke guy.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}This is not virtual.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Snow now really is weird.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}I wonder why.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Who knows?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}It is very unusual.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Yeah.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Weather like this,
there's something up.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Unbelievable, they've managed

{\a1\pos(180,460)}to make the movie
more irritating.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}(record skipping)

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Go ahead and take it
to the bridge now,

{\a1\pos(117,460)}take it to the bridge.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Sure they did, who
else caused this snow?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Can't they fight
them at least?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Space Chief is
the guy they need.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}We must leave our pueblo.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}If it gets any colder, we'll
freeze to death by night.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Look, the thermometer,
it's rising.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}It is, it's going up!

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Why do we all live
together with no adults?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Guys, come here
and take a look.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}What's up?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Hey, the snow's stopping.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}The sun, yay!

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Our quick and pointless

{\a1\pos(96,460)}plot cul-de-sac is over.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}They say space men
caused all that snow.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}I heard.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Anything can happen these days.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Oh.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Can't the government
do something?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}They should, and soon, too.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}We're all in great danger.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Yeah, I heard the electro
barrier was destroyed.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Attention all citizens.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}The president of the
international defense board

{\a1\pos(96,460)}is about to make an
important announcement.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Will you all please stay near
your television and radio sets?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Ladies and gentlemen.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}The unusual weather
changes that occurred here

{\a1\pos(96,460)}have also been occurring
throughout the entire world.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Jacques Cousteau.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}They were caused
by the weather

{\a1\pos(12,460)}control equipment operating
from the Neptune spacecraft.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Fortunately, their plan
to destroy the human race

{\a1\pos(183,460)}by lowering the
temperature of our planet

{\a1\pos(96,460)}was foiled by the electro
barrier which they tried

{\a1\pos(180,460)}to blow up.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Um, yay?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}However, we felt
we had reason--

{\a1\pos(138,460)}To invade Manchuria.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}So we got there before
they could find our barrier.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}We have put it in an
underground laboratory

{\a1\pos(117,460)}where it will continue
to protect us all.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}(cheering)

{\a1\pos(222,460)}I also invite
you to the caning

{\a1\pos(180,460)}of five children.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}The electro
barrier is covering

{\a1\pos(54,460)}the entire metropolitan area

{\a1\pos(138,460)}and has been able to
neutralize the cold

{\a1\pos(138,460)}by sending out waves
of intense heat.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}At the same time this
has brought about

{\a1\pos(12,460)}a dangerous situation since
the spaceship is trapped

{\a1\pos(96,460)}within the barrier.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}At the moment, we cannot predict
what the space men will do

{\a1\pos(12,460)}in their efforts to escape.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Pat Paulsen.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}The defense board
is now proclaiming

{\a1\pos(117,460)}a state of martial law
and orders all citizens

{\a1\pos(33,460)}to take shelter in the country.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Transportation facilities
are now available.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}All persons are to
leave the city at once

{\a1\pos(222,460)}from assigned
transport stations.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}But how much are
the oscillating fans?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}(clamoring)

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Attention, attention.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Um, let's see.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I forgot what I was
gonna say, I'm sorry.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Run, work, run
faster, work harder,

{\a1\pos(201,460)}abandon healthy
diets, drink a lot,

{\a1\pos(54,460)}never speak to your children,
do not apologize for the war!

{\a1\pos(201,460)}- Do not panic.
- Yeah, right.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Find your transport station.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Make your way quietly to
your assigned station.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Do not panic.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Evacuate now.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Do not panic.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Please do not panic!

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Do not panic.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Do not panic.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}At least panic in
your pre-designated

{\a1\pos(180,460)}subgroups.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Our virtual pets have turned
on us, they're attacking!

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Patients are evacuated
from the center

{\a1\pos(117,460)}for blowfish poisoning.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}That trip to Six
Flags is still on,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}bring a sack lunch.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Whatever happened to
that guy, Space Chef?

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Chief.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Chief Chef, what?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}No, Space Chief.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Oh.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}The aliens are
terrified of themselves,

{\a1\pos(54,460)}panic and leave immediately.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}You know it seems weird,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}but this movie was
based on a lyric poem

{\a1\pos(12,460)}called "Lotus Wind Flower".

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Sounds beautiful.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Miyashi told me I
look like a walrus.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Get ready, the spaceship
has just been launched.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Right.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Lower the barrier.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}We must be crazy to
have a barrier this low.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Oh man, there
are 73 McDonald's

{\a1\pos(180,460)}lawsuits pending.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Going down slowly, it's okay.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}This movie is a Space
Chef vehicle, isn't it?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Chief, Chief, and yes.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}What's the maximum?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Is there a point
that's dangerous?

{\a1\pos(285,460)}6,000.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Then it's risky and
you take a chance.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}A winged Playtex nurser.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Most like mother herself.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}I'm gonna ramp
up the fuzz pedal

{\a1\pos(117,460)}a little there for you.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Drop the pizzas,
drop the pizzas,

{\a1\pos(117,460)}make the cheese really
hot and drop the pizzas!

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Hold it.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Something's happened.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Yeah, right.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}They've launched
two small spaceships.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}The bearing is X326, Y275.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Bearing X326, Y275.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Why not 275?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Still heading south.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}New bearing.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}X69, Y829.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}New bearing.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}X69, Y829.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}This movie broke me,
Mike, I can't take it.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}I know, I know, it's okay.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}(clanging vibrations)

{\a1\pos(54,460)}I mean, we've had bad movies
before, Mike, but this one.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I know Tom, I know.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}My will to live, Mike,
draining, draining fast.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}To be dead, to be nothing,
to watch Neptune Men no more.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}I can't go back in, you guys,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}shove me out the airlock,
please, Mike, if you have

{\a1\pos(33,460)}a shred of decency left in you.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Oh, will there ever be
light in this world again?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}I don't know
Tom, I don't know.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Whoever it is, go away!

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Save yourself.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}It is you who needs saving.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}For you see our technology
is far superior to yours,

{\a1\pos(117,460)}and we will crush you.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}It's the phantom
dictator of Krankor

{\a1\pos(33,460)}from Prince of Space, Krankor!

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Yes it is I, and as you
can see I have come back

{\a1\pos(138,460)}to conquer your puny
satellite once and for all.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}(laughing)

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Oh, God, it is good to see you.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Krankor, what a breath
of fresh air you are.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}You guys it's really him,
it's really Krankor, hooray!

{\a1\pos(138,460)}I do not understand.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Last time you did not seem
to like me very much at all.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}No, no, no, Krankor,
don't say that.

{\a1\pos(99,460)}That was before this
horrible movie we have today.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}I think we've
learned to appreciate

{\a1\pos(12,460)}what we had with you guys.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Well, that's, that's
very nice I suppose.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Wait.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}(laughing)

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Hooray.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Oh, God.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}So Krankor, how are you man?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I suppose that I am fine.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Well, you been
keeping busy and all?

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Yes, I have been working hard.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}I suppose that one could say
that I am hardly working.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}(laughing)

{\a1\pos(180,460)}I love this man!

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Hey Krankor, any good stories

{\a1\pos(33,460)}about filming Prince of Space?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Yes, oh yes, well
there was this one time

{\a1\pos(117,460)}I was supposed to walk
over to the X radar screen,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}and I walked over to the
laser cannon panel instead.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}No!

{\a1\pos(99,460)}Quite an embarrassing
moment, as you might imagine.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}(laughing)

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Oh God, that's great, oh God.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Oh Krankor, God it's
good to see you.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Well it is good
to see you as well.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}I guess my bellicose
ways prevent me from

{\a1\pos(222,460)}expressing my
affection completely

{\a1\pos(54,460)}but I see them now as a cover
for my loneliness at heart.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Well you're always welcome
here, friend, always.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Thank you, that's
very, that's very nice.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}(crying)

{\a1\pos(264,460)}You scum!

{\a1\pos(36,460)}(laughing)
You're great, man. You the bird!

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Oh yeah.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Well I suppose the Earth is
not going to conquer itself,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I better get, well.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}No, it's not.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Goodbye, goodbye.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Bye Krankor.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Oh and by the way
it's useless to resist

{\a1\pos(180,460)}for we will soon
conquer you completely.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}(laughing)

{\a1\pos(222,460)}We love you.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}You've conquered my heart.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Oh, man.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}God, that Krankor.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}You feeling better Tom?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Oh, a lot better Mike, you
know, after a movie like this

{\a1\pos(96,460)}to check in with a voice
of sanity like Krankor,

{\a1\pos(54,460)}well, it's healing, isn't it?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Yeah, yeah, God,
I miss him already.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Yeah, me too.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Hold me.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}No, Cambot, come on.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Gimme a second here.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}We'll be right back.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}("MST3K Love Theme" plays)

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Man, I feel great.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}What a dear man.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Krankor, love him, good guy.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Good people.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}No, not the
shrimp paste tanks.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Oh and that was miso soup for

{\a1\pos(180,460)}tomorrow's lunch.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Those are very
destructive sand crabs.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Man they got hosed on
the whole barrier deal,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I hope they bought
the service contract.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Clouds of toxic porn
drift across the city.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Let's call our
friends the Koreans.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Oh, no.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}The Russians.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}The Chinese, oh I guess not.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Strong letter to follow.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Oh darn, is my thing
loose again up there?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Not much traffic today,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}you'll have a clear shot
to your stifling workplace

{\a1\pos(96,460)}later on, driving to the
bar to avoid your family

{\a1\pos(138,460)}should be no problem.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}If you lived here
you'd be strafed by now.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Incoming Crispix.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Whoa, hey that wasn't
us, that was the boiler.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Here at WKRP.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}My mittens, my mittens,
oh, to hell with it.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Never thought I'd say it,

{\a1\pos(54,460)}but suddenly Independence Day
seems a richly nuanced movie.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}That reads,
"Welcome Neptunians,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}please don't blow us up."

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Well, there you have it.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Grandpa tries to set
his digital alarm clock.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Thomas was very
close with Japan

{\a1\pos(117,460)}and felt he must resort
to carpet bombing.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Okay guys, let's
lay down that rhythm

{\a1\pos(222,460)}track again.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}The pierogis of death.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Mr. And Mrs. Bridge!

{\a1\pos(201,460)}I feel better.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Shame on you.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Meanwhile, Elliot
Ness and his band

{\a1\pos(96,460)}and his cousins and
friends and some guys

{\a1\pos(96,460)}he met at the auto parts
store were all on their way

{\a1\pos(264,460)}to here.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}In the lost city
of Machu Picchu.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}I would have to
believe the director

{\a1\pos(96,460)}knew this scene wouldn't
be that exciting.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}(mumbles)

{\a1\pos(264,460)}(panting)

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Hey, two little ships, look!

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Two little chicks?
What is he, Sinatra?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}So they all carpool
to Ground Zero.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Japanese fire drill!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Space Chief's off
having a couple Sapporos

{\a1\pos(96,460)}with Jet Jaguar and
Prince of Space.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Ken Kesey's got a gun!

{\a1\pos(183,460)}Oh, and now Old
Faithful goes off, great.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}I hope that car
doesn't lurch forward!

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Go!

{\a1\pos(12,460)}The Japanese get so excited

{\a1\pos(96,460)}when you take them
to an open field,

{\a1\pos(138,460)}they just run around.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}N'cest pas, is
that what he said?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}N'cest pas?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}N'cest pas?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}N'cest pas.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Hey, Space Chief, Space Chief.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Space late.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}(cheering)

{\a1\pos(138,460)}The doctor dilated my
pupils, can't help ya.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}And now enjoy music
from "Triumph of the Will".

{\a1\pos(33,460)}♪ Space Chief failed miserably

{\a1\pos(201,460)}♪ And tried to
cover up his shame

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Time to find a new hero.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}It's the Curly gun.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}(funny noises)

{\a1\pos(96,460)}N'cest pas, n'cest
pas, n'cest pas!

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Is that my record?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Okay, great,
we're gonna punch in

{\a1\pos(96,460)}on the rhythm track now.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}It's a girl, it's
a boy, it's a girl.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Your department of bureaus.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}People come on, this way,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I want to pack you
into something,

{\a1\pos(117,460)}I don't know what yet.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}(explosion)

{\a1\pos(180,460)}- Marry me.
- No.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}The end.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}What, what, what the?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}They took out the
Hitler building!

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Where's everybody go to
see Hitler memorabilia?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Oh, the Hitler
rides and games,

{\a1\pos(201,460)}the Hitler salt
and pepper shakers!

{\a1\pos(117,460)}That great restaurant,
The Bunker, it's gone,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}you sons of a gun.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}You blew it up.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Say Mike, was there
a Hitler building

{\a1\pos(96,460)}where you grew up?

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Not, no.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Sure.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}No.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Space dink.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}What next, the Mussolini mall?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Followed by the
Pinochet petting zoo.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Space loser.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}And something
blows up somewhere.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}We're gonna add
a little reverb

{\a1\pos(138,460)}to the harmony there,
alright, here we go.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Our good china.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Prince of Space Chief.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}They re-blew up our
building, darn them.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Aha, we didn't want
that building anyway,

{\a1\pos(138,460)}we were going to tear
it down, thank you.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Space feeb.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Yeah, this footage.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}You know, this is great,
I have such great memories

{\a1\pos(180,460)}of this footage.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Yeah, from before?

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Yeah, from three times before.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}I am starting to get a sense

{\a1\pos(96,460)}of Space Chief's ultimate
vulnerability, though.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}I think we're going to hear

{\a1\pos(162,460)}a deft and poetic
monologue from Space Chief

{\a1\pos(138,460)}about his loneliness.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Hi mom, blew up some ships.

{\a1\pos(183,460)}I'm getting the
feeling there's some sort

{\a1\pos(54,460)}of an air war going on here.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Well, yes, that
is somewhat subtle

{\a1\pos(33,460)}and really used as a backdrop,
but I think that theme

{\a1\pos(96,460)}is coming through.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}No matter how
many he blows up,

{\a1\pos(138,460)}there's always three.

{\a1\pos(99,460)}He neither adds to nor
subtracts from their numbers.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Yeah, interesting.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Once he crashes
into the ground here

{\a1\pos(54,460)}it'll be a typical air show.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Origami!

{\a1\pos(117,460)}That's Japanese, right?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}I like that.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Well, maybe like is too strong
a word, I don't mind it.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Well actually I hate it, folding
paper, it's stupid, stupid.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Turned on that pretty quick.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Hey look, is there something

{\a1\pos(96,460)}under my seat here?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}What is that?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}What is it?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}It's kinda sticky.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Well, don't touch it!

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Junior Mint or something?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}No, it's bigger than that.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Whoop, something's
going on there.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Oh, we better watch.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}New bearing is
minus X6, minus Y10.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}These modern clocks,
what the hell time is it?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Minus X6, minus Y10.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Do any of these
kids have names?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}They're so distinct,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I don't think there's any
reason to give them names.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Maybe the Japanese
didn't really know

{\a1\pos(12,460)}they were making a film, per se.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Maybe they thought
they were working in

{\a1\pos(78,460)}a different medium like
fabric sculpture or something.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}You know, Space
Chief should really try

{\a1\pos(54,460)}going up into space sometime.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Yeah, he's more like
Lower-Atmosphere Chief.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Barely-Off-The-
Stupid-Ground Chief.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}(cheering)

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Read between the lines, kids.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}("MST3K Love Theme" plays)

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Look at those
ships, still coming!

{\a1\pos(12,460)}There's still some coffee.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Conclusive evidence
that the Japanese

{\a1\pos(264,460)}do exist.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh man, this movie.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}You know, I think
this is gonna become

{\a1\pos(12,460)}the Magnificent Ambersons.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}In fact, it is the Magnificent
Ambersons right now, it is.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}You see it guys, huh?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Don't, don't.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}The family riding
in a sleigh, yeah!

{\a1\pos(138,460)}There it is, Amberson
mansion, ride into town.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Hot and cold running
water upstairs and down.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}It's not working guys,

{\a1\pos(222,460)}it's not the
Magnificent Ambersons.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}I don't even like the
Magnificent Ambersons!

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Servo, Servo, Servo, you're
making it worse.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Movie, see what
you've done to Servo?

{\a1\pos(306,460)}End!

{\a1\pos(54,460)}This really is disappointing

{\a1\pos(12,460)}as the follow up to Psycho.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}I'm in here, ow!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}We're hit!

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Is anyone hurt?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Look, we're on fire!

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Where?

{\a1\pos(99,460)}It's a liquid oxygen
pocket, get the extinguisher!

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Quick, or the
whole place will go!

{\a1\pos(201,460)}How bad is it?
Can it be fixed?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Should we cover the tomatoes?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Who Kobe beefed?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}It must be Tabana!

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Oh, Tabana, thank you,

{\a1\pos(138,460)}that clears the whole
thing up, thanks.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}That's the linchpin to
the whole dang movie!

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Attend to the wounded rocket.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}I hit a raccoon!

{\a1\pos(138,460)}My ship will take it,

{\a1\pos(12,460)}I must move up to 400 feet.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}I was just trying
to put the seat back.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}You know all he really did

{\a1\pos(54,460)}was trick out an Alumacraft.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Believe it or not,
you must fear me.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}You know what you guys?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}I'm just gonna leave
for a little while.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Mike, Mike.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Air out there.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}It's alright.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}My Slurpee.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}I want my record, damn!

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Was that my muffler?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I can't, Tom I'm gonna go

{\a1\pos(96,460)}muck out the septic
system or something,

{\a1\pos(12,460)}I'll be back at some point.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}I'm doing okay,
I'll watch the movie,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I'm doing okay now.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}So is this Space Chief?

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Oh, you're gone, that's right.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Here, let me do that.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Where have you been?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Hey you guys,
you're gonna miss him

{\a1\pos(117,460)}asking where he's been.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Ship heading south
again, approaching us.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}I'm lonely now.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}I'm ready, don't worry.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}I just had to fix my hair.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}I'm funny.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Bring all rockets up.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Bring all rockets up.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Mrs. F doesn't have any oxygen

{\a1\pos(138,460)}out there for us, we
had to come back in.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}You okay?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Yeah, fine.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}She plays hardball,
doesn't she?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Good morning.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Another day, another dollar.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Now we aim them
at San Francisco,

{\a1\pos(138,460)}uh, the Neptune Men.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Yeah, Neptune Men.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Oh, I'm just so glad Japan

{\a1\pos(12,460)}honored all those post-war
disarmament treaties, huh?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Now attach rubber bands,

{\a1\pos(117,460)}pull back rubber bands.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Carl, we're waiting for you.

{\a1\pos(57,460)}Didn't know Estes
was a major defense contractor.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Let's face it, this
is the only thing

{\a1\pos(12,460)}mankind has ever done well.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh yeah, oh yeah, uh-huh.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}That is one major wood tick.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Man, what a boring ride.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Babe Winkelman's
world headquarters.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}We've located a bass bearing

{\a1\pos(117,460)}south-southwest at two
knots, Mr. Winkelman.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Hey, who snagged all
over the radar screen?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}You know, not many movies

{\a1\pos(96,460)}can support a full minute
of showing a radar screen.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}For example, this one
can't at all, really.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Hey, that guy on the
left, that's an American.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Hey buddy, get out of
the movie, get out,

{\a1\pos(138,460)}go run while you can!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Go, sketch, draw
your Snappy the Turtle.

{\a1\pos(57,460)}I never get tired of
overhead projection technology.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Locked Christmas
trees at the ready, sir.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Oh boy, there's
a noise I could

{\a1\pos(96,460)}listen to all day.
Thanks, movie.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Ten, nine, eight.

{\a1\pos(180,96)}Yeah, right, one,
one, one, one, one!

{\a1\pos(306,68)}One!

{\a1\pos(264,68)}♪ Crying

{\a1\pos(117,68)}Actually, the countdown

{\a1\pos(117,96)}had more inherent drama
than the rest of the film.

{\a1\pos(33,96)}I mean, would he stop, would he
remember the next number?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}There goes our
water heater again.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}How's the saying go?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}"Light and get away?"

{\a1\pos(138,460)}We should be able to
get away at this point,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}shouldn't we guys?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}I'm coming too, just
wait for grandpa rocket.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Well it's the end of
the world as we know it

{\a1\pos(138,460)}and actually, I feel
a little bit gassy

{\a1\pos(117,460)}but otherwise I'm fine.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Great stock footage,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I'd rather look at
vegetable stock.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Is this any time to shave?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}So do either of you guys

{\a1\pos(138,460)}know any songs about
stock footage that

{\a1\pos(96,460)}can get us through this?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Oh, I know a song
about stock footage,

{\a1\pos(201,460)}goes like this.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Eat it movie, take this stupid
little cockroach of a film,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}roll it up so tight
and then ram it right up...

{\a1\pos(36,460)}Okay, okay, you're
okay, you're okay, it's alright.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}He didn't say shields
up please, sir, okay?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I found my record.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Oh no, they survived.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Oh, another nice day.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Thank you, thank
you very much.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}For what?

{\a1\pos(33,460)}You've done a magnificent job.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}I did?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}We all did it, together.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Phew.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Thank you muffiny-
haired bachelor.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Due to the apocalypse,

{\a1\pos(12,460)}cram school will be delayed
by 45 minutes this morning.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}He saved the whole world
with his electro barrier!

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Don't be silly.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}The alpha electron
rockets did it.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}And you worked on them and
shot down the spaceships.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}You're great.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}You too, kids.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Who am I?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Isn't it great that
Dr. Tanowei got well?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}And everything worked out?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}One thing, our Space
Chief's gone, too bad, huh?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh yeah, I want to
invent a flying car

{\a1\pos(54,460)}as fine as the one he drives

{\a1\pos(180,460)}and we'll fly it
to Mars and Venus.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Take that back!

{\a1\pos(96,460)}You're right, let's
be smart and do it!

{\a1\pos(54,460)}I'll make clothes that glow.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Say, let's invent a ray gun.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}His tongue.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}I dream of something else.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Still insists on
bringing his gum along.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}(laughing)

{\a1\pos(96,460)}What's left for me then?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}You guys invented everything.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}I gotta go do 80
off of Donnie Brasco.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Brought to you by the league

{\a1\pos(117,460)}of psychotic children.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Surround yourself with annoying,
shrill-voiced children.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Good day.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Freedom.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}(clanging vibrations)

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Hey, Mike, how you doing?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Oh, hi Servo.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Hey Crow, what you up to?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Well I noticed the
suggestion box was full.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}I didn't know we
had a suggestion box.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Oh, well I suggested
that we get one.

{\a1\pos(78,460)}Anyway, Mike, I've been
looking at all the suggestions

{\a1\pos(180,460)}that I filled the
suggestion box with,

{\a1\pos(33,460)}and I couldn't help but notice
that a lot of the suggestions

{\a1\pos(201,460)}are for Japan.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh, is that right?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Yeah, well here's
one now, look.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Japan, stop making movies.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Yeah, they might wanna
think about that.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}That's really good.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Can I read one?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Yeah, Japan, please
reconsider cartoon gun-toting

{\a1\pos(54,460)}big-eyed prepubescent blondes
as your national hero.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Pretty good idea.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Grab me one of them bad boys.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Sailor Moon thing
there, yeah, okay.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Dear Japan, maybe it's just
me and the rest of the world,

{\a1\pos(33,460)}but huge naked fat men hitting
stomachs is not a sport.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Hey, food for thought
at the very least.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}You know Crow, you
don't have to take it out

{\a1\pos(96,460)}on the whole country just
'cause you had to sit through

{\a1\pos(222,460)}a bad movie.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}You know, Mike, not all of
the suggestions are for Japan.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}I took the liberty of
penning a suggestion

{\a1\pos(201,460)}for Luxembourg.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Here it is, now.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Luxembourg, please get down
on your bony European knees

{\a1\pos(12,460)}and thank your lucky stars
every day that you're not Japan.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Crow, now.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Hey, are you Luxembourg?

{\a1\pos(264,460)}No.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Then shut up!

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Anyway, Luxembourg.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Well, who should I
make this out to, then?

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Octavia.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Okay.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}It's her birthday.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Oh really?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}To Octavia, happy
birthday, love, Mad Goth.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}There you go.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Thank you, Mad Goth.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Okay Mike, dig this.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}We're gonna grab Bobo
and get out of here,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}if we don't have to wait
too damn much longer

{\a1\pos(96,460)}in this damn line!

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Hey sport, what's your name?

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Julius.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Ah, Julius, bet you could
take on a couple lions, huh?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Let's see what you got there.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Whoa, oh boy, hey everybody,
Julius is the new champion.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}To Julius, go easy on the
lion, Mad Goth, there you go.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Well hello, fine foxy lady.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Yeah, listen Bobo,
here's the thing--

{\a1\pos(138,460)}I'm gonna write down
a room number here.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Okay Bobo, I'm gonna
tell you something,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}and then I'm gonna puke,
maybe not in that order.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}To the blonde what's
got it going on.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}(smashes)

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Lawgiver, hello!
Hi, Brain Guy.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}They are not gods.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Them, gods?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}You gotta be kidding me.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}They're no gods and I sure
as hell am no Mad Goth.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Guards, seize them.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}("MST3K Love Theme" plays)

{\a1\pos(12,460)}("MST3K Love Theme" plays)

{\a1\pos(306,68)}Aaah!

{\a1\pos(222,68)}What's that?