Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999): Season 6, Episode 19 - Outlaw of Gor - full transcript

{\a1\pos(12,460)}THEME SONG: In the not too
distant future, way down

{\a1\pos(180,460)}in Deep 13, Dr.
Forrester and TV's Frank

{\a1\pos(33,432)}were hatching an evil scheme.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}They hired a temp by the name
of Mike, just a regular Joe

{\a1\pos(96,432)}they didn't like.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Their experiment needed
a good test case,

{\a1\pos(201,460)}so they conked
him on the noggin,

{\a1\pos(33,432)}and they shot him into space.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Let me go!

{\a1\pos(33,460)}We'll send him cheesy movies,
the worst we can find.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}He'll have to sit
and watch them all,

{\a1\pos(54,432)}and we'll monitor his mind.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Now, keep in mind,
Mike can't control

{\a1\pos(33,432)}where the movies begin or end.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}He'll try to keep his
sanity with the help

{\a1\pos(117,432)}of his robot friends.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}Robot Roll Call-- Cambot!

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Show yourself!
Gypsy.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}I'm not ready.
Tom Servo.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}Hello there!

{\a1\pos(285,432)}Crow.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}That's one oh.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}If you're wondering how
he eats and breathes

{\a1\pos(12,460)}and other science facts, repeat
to yourself, it's just a show.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}I should really just relax.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}For Mystery Science
Theater 3000.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}For Mystery Science
Theater 3000.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[laughter]
-Oh, god!

{\a1\pos(12,432)}Wrap it around some more, Mike.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Woo-hoo.
-Hi, everyone.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Welcome to the
satellite of love.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}I'm Mike Nelson.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}And this is Crow T. Robot,
and that's Tom Servo.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}We're just rough housing.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Gee, it sure looks
like fun, you guys.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-No, no, it's really
not that much fun.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}Hop down here, buddy.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}This is fun.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-That feels hilarious.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Hey, you guys, this
is not a gymnasium.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Wah-- doh, come on, Jibs.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}It's fun when it's fun.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Yay!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Yeah, it's fun
until somebody dies.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Whoa.
-[whistles]

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Whoa, that's harsh, huh?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-I think it's time for
you to go for a ride.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-Oh, no, no.
No, no.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}No, no.
Please, please.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Come on, come on, it's fun!

{\a1\pos(201,432)}Isn't it fun?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}It's fun.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Whoa.
-Not that, Mike.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I think it's quiet
time now, Mike.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Here's a very big one.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Whoa!

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-[sobbing]

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-Oh.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Now, good one, Mike.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-And we'll be right back.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-My mom says you have
to go home now, dink.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}[theme music]

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Uh-uh.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Uh-uh.Uh-uh, no.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Come on, Tommy.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}I'll catch you.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-But I'm scared.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Oh, don't be ridiculous.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Come on.
-OK.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}Here I come.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[wailing]

{\a1\pos(96,432)}CROW: Hey, hey, careful!

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-[wailing]

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-We can't have nice
things, can we?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-Owie, owie.
Help me, Mike.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Mike, help me.
-OK, I'm coming.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}I'm coming.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Oh, it'll have to wait.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}The dual air bags are calling.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Bonjour, my little
friends, I must admit,

{\a1\pos(12,432)}I'm giddy with excitement.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}You see, Frank and
I have invented

{\a1\pos(180,460)}the first really
real time machine.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Previously, time machines have
been mere works of fiction.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}But this, this is good.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}This is real.
Isn't that right, Frank?

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-That's right.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}We've broken through the
space time continuum,

{\a1\pos(12,432)}and passed the savings onto you.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-It's quite
complicated, actually,

{\a1\pos(54,460)}but all you need to know is
that we get into the capsule

{\a1\pos(138,460)}and are transported
back thousands of years,

{\a1\pos(117,432)}back to caveman time.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}Bonjour!

{\a1\pos(138,432)}FRANK: That's right.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}We're heading back to
time at a dizzying speed.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Oh, boy!
Look.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}We're in the '60s, a time
of tumultuous change.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}DR. FORRESTER: All right,
Frank, I've spotted a T-Bird.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}We must be in the '50s.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}FRANK: Oh, no.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}Now, it's the '40's-- the '40s.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}DR. FORRESTER:
Geez, well, that's

{\a1\pos(117,460)}why I'm busy planting
my victory garden.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}FRANK: Ouch.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}DR. FORRESTER:
Frank, back we go.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}FRANK: Oh, hi,
Alexander Graham Bell.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}DR. FORRESTER:
Farther back still.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh, why it's-- it won't
kick Carson, Frank.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}Howdy!

{\a1\pos(117,460)}FRANK: Boy, it sure is
weird being in the old West.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[laughter]

{\a1\pos(12,432)}Hey, are you dressed yet?

{\a1\pos(96,432)}DR. FORRESTER: No.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}FRANK: Uh, Mike, we
seem to have entered

{\a1\pos(138,460)}some kind of strange
time portal thingy.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Um, allow me to shove
back through the centuries

{\a1\pos(138,432)}back to you, Nelson!

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Fabio.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Fabio.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Fabio.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-We're Fabio.
-That's right.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}We are all Fabio,
star of book covers,

{\a1\pos(54,460)}movies, and marketer of his
own line of chest grease.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-And why we all Fabio?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Because everyone
wants to be Fabio.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}Men respect Fabio.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}Women love Fabio.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-There isn't a
female organism alive

{\a1\pos(54,432)}that doesn't worship Fabio.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Even Janis Ian
muse at his altar.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-We believe Fabio
is here to stay.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}That's why we've come
up with the Fabio kit,

{\a1\pos(78,460)}the jutting, manly, yet
accessible jaw line, the soft,

{\a1\pos(96,432)}mane of grab-able hair.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}And the tan, taut,
muffiny chest.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}Fabio fever--

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Catch it!

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-[humming]

{\a1\pos(33,432)}Hey, you guys look like Fabio.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Yeah.
-[laughter]

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Hey, don't laugh.
We're Fabio.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Yeah, bit buttery
slabs of Fabio.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Ah, she's gone.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Let it go.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}Back to you, guys.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Hey!

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Hello, Mike, as you
can see, I went back,

{\a1\pos(180,460)}all the way back
to caveman time.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Why, I got very close to
the wellspring-- Frank!

{\a1\pos(138,460)}How come I'm dressed
like a caveman

{\a1\pos(96,460)}and you're dressed
like a whatever you're

{\a1\pos(96,460)}supposed to-- it's
all going to hell.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Well, I guess that leaves
it to me, Televisio Frankus,

{\a1\pos(12,460)}to tell you that your experiment
today is Outlaw, starring

{\a1\pos(117,460)}the very huggable Jack
Palance, the anvil

{\a1\pos(117,432)}that men do last long.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}The ghoul is often
fur to their homes.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}I'll send you the movie.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}[sirens]

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Oh, we are moving. [shouts]

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Fabio.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-William Comrades presents--

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Ooh.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}You make such a production
out of everything.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-But it's limited,
thank goodness.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-John Norman's Steakateria.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-With Jane Russell?

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Please, oh please, oh, please.
Oh, please.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-No, no, no don't
get your hopes up.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Well, that's Italian
for Adrian Barbeau.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[laughter]

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-I hate this movie already.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Me, too.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-[humming]

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Give it a chance.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Hey, I have Donna
Denton pajamas.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-I think you mean Dr. Newton.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Oh, you're right.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-I crap bigger than this movie.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-[laughs]

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-[humming]

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-This lush score, though, hm?

{\a1\pos(264,432)}Love it.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Oh, the great Amish
director of photography.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Ah, yes, featured in the
New York Times book review,

{\a1\pos(180,432)}I believe.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-[humming]

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-Who requested
their names be shown

{\a1\pos(138,460)}at the crescendo of
the musical score?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-[humming]

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-(SINGING) Harry Alan Towers.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Hey.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Now, you see, you really
undermine your authority

{\a1\pos(117,460)}when you put "Bud" in
the middle of your name.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Yeah.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-[gasp] Joe Namath.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}She's got her legs on wrong.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Whoa, no.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}No, no, no.
She doesn't--

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Come on, Baby.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Buzz off, Buster.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Who is wearing one of
the Fred Flintstone ties?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Hey, how are you doing, honey?
Ow.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Swing, and a miss.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Take it easy.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}Take it easy.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[whistles]

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-Wayne Gretzky, the great one.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Doing anything later?

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Ohh, yeah, blowing you off.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Hey.
Hey, Cabot.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}Cabot.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}Ah, this is a surprise.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Someone will talk to me.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-It's past your
bedtime, ain't it?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Hmm, better than being
a bit early than alone.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Ooh.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-You're sweet.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-It's Doc Savage.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Later.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-No, no, stick around.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}Stick around.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Ugh.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Would you check out
the legs on that blonde

{\a1\pos(54,432)}at the end of the bar, huh?

{\a1\pos(96,432)}I mean, she is awesome.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-That's my brother, man.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Well, I'm a-- I'm a legman.
So, you know.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Sure.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Yeah, yeah.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}I love 'em.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Ooh, I love 'em.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}[? -i ?] am so heterosexual.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Hey, would you lighten up?

{\a1\pos(201,432)}What's wrong?

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-I don't have a crispy shirt.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-[sigh] Well, what is with you?

{\a1\pos(78,460)}How come I don't see you
going out with any women, huh?

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-I'm my own woman.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-What are you, my mother?

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-[sigh] Hey, come here baby.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-He's a treasure.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Is your friend?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}I got a friend over here.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-It's Commissioner
Gordon calling.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}Later, in "Miller's Crossing."

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Previously, on "Outlaw."

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-Hm?

{\a1\pos(138,432)}Where the hell am I?

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-You're the hell here.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-You've come to a
land called Gor.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Gor is a harsh world, and
she breeds harsh people.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-But the rents are reasonable.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-We believe that you've been
sent to us through the stone.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}-Hm?
Two months' salary?

{\a1\pos(306,432)}Eh.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Oh, and we don't
believe in transitions.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Honey, I shrunk the Nelson.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-Those are not our mountains.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-I swear, Buddy, how come
Jack Carter got their start?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-You want to hand me a magazine?

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-[gasp]

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-What the?

{\a1\pos(306,432)}Hm?

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Peoples of Koroba.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-An ancient
motivational speaker.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Has returned.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Maybe it's the other
world that's a dream.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-This is some weird stuff.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}[gasps] Uh.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Uh, ugh.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Uh, oh.
-Whoo.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}No more gin fizzes for me.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Hey, baby.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}What's your sign?

{\a1\pos(285,432)}Yield?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Very charming.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-See, I'm guessing the crispy
guy in the middle's going

{\a1\pos(54,460)}to go home, put on a pan of
mac and cheese and fall asleep.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Hey, let's go to the Red Onion.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Sure.
-Oh, sure.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}The Red Onion will
solve all your problems.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-No, no, we'll party, Cabot.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}You know how to party.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-You just put your lips
together and drink.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Well, look.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}It can't be any worse over
there than it is over here.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Come on.
-Hmm.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Cabot, wait up.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-The Pullman is located
in the Russian parliament.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-We'll use your car.
Save me gas.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-We always use my car.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Picky, picky.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-I'll drop you off, OK.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Oh, will I drop you off.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-I worry about a superhero
named Cabot who drives a Camaro.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-What is that thing?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}One of those mood
rings or something?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Oh, this is a long story.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-I bought it off Pete Rose.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-Hey, can we listen to Z-Rock?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-No one backs up
like the Outlaw.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-Hey, your playboy air fresher
thing dropped on the floor.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Hey, back at you, pal.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-I hope he puts in his
8-track of Aqua on.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-What the hell's the
matter with the car, Cabot?

{\a1\pos(54,432)}Woah, woah, keep it on road.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-It's just a stage
hand's rocking it.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-I'm trying.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Once it gets up
to 90, it'll stop.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-For crying out loud!

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-When time traveling,
always wear your seat belts.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Think there's any chance
Barney Rubble there

{\a1\pos(12,432)}could go through the windshield?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Hope so.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}--[sigh] Sorry folks,
we simply could

{\a1\pos(96,460)}not afford to have
special effects.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[humming]

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Oh, they're in Ishtar.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Toto, I have a feeling
this isn't the Red Onion.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-He's a mouth-breather,
that one.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-Cabot, Cabot.
Cabot.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}Cabot, you OK?

{\a1\pos(138,432)}Cabot, speak to me.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}Cabot, Cabot, you all right?

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Hey, the theatre.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Cabot, what the
hell's going on?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-[groans]

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Where the hell's the car?

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Thought you had it.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Cabot?

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Oh, we have worm sign.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[humming]

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-I can't believe it--

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-The things I can do
with my Spirograph.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-I can't believe it.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}I'm back.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}I am back!

{\a1\pos(180,432)}I am back.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-And better than ever.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Back where?

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-This is where Telena lives.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Huh?

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Who's Telena?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Telena, my girl, my love.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}This is the planet of Gor.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Gor?
-Gor.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-What the hell's Gor?

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-It's the hell here.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Listen, Cabot, w-what
are you talking about?

{\a1\pos(138,432)}W-where hell are we?

{\a1\pos(54,68)}What's going on here, Cabot?

{\a1\pos(96,68)}-Shh, I'm acting.

{\a1\pos(117,68)}-I must go to Koroba.

{\a1\pos(285,96)}What?
-"Ko-ro-ba."

{\a1\pos(222,96)}-"Ko-ro-ba."
-The same to you.

{\a1\pos(201,96)}Cabot, listen.
Listen to me.

{\a1\pos(96,96)}Cabot, what's going on?
What happened last night?

{\a1\pos(12,96)}What happened last night?
-(CHANTING) Kill him, kill him.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Did I do something?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Well, what do you
want from me, Cabot?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Cabot, listen.
Would you speak to me?

{\a1\pos(54,432)}I want to go home right now.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}All right, Cabot?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}W-where are you going?
No, no.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}Wait, there, Cabot.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Tell me what the
hell's going on here.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Is this one of your crazy
science experiments, huh?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Cabot, no one would see it
if you killed him right now.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-They'd probably give him a
free drink at the Pullman.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Cabot, would you wait up?

{\a1\pos(117,432)}Cabot, wait-- hold it.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-(MOCKING) Hey, Cabot.
I'm up there, boy.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Cabot, can we take a break?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Cabot, I-- it's--
it's getting hot.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}Have you noticed?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Well, this would be
a good drinking game.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Every time he says "Cabot,"
you could take a drink.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Cabot.
He's trucking.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Cabot.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Cabot, can-- can we
just hold it a minute?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Shh, he's conducting a
flight of the bumblebee.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Where are we going on
this planet, anyway?

{\a1\pos(78,460)}-We're getting close.
-We're getting close to where?

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-To the Perkins on 494.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Koroba.
-Koroba?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Hey, are there-- are
there any women on Koroba?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Yeah, and they'll
reject you too.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Want to tell me
about the women?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}You-- you still remember
women, don't you?

{\a1\pos(285,432)}Cabot?

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-[gasp] Sand Nazis.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}I hate these guys.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Wouldn't it be great if you
were stuck in another dimension

{\a1\pos(117,460)}with an annoying guy,
and he bought beer?

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Cabot!
-Aye!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Oh, no, Cabot.
Yeah, buddy.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Cabot!

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Oh, I'm doing my best here.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}It's all the sand.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}There we go.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-(WHINING) I want to
go back to the Pullman.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Yes, it's T. Lawrence
night at the Pullman.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-(ARABIC ACCENT) I am
confident that I am secure.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-[laughs]

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-You, you sit and you stay.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}Badass.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-They're wearing dance belts.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}Ah.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Well, I hope you like it-- Oh!

{\a1\pos(12,432)}Hey, I was trying to play.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Sword, a gel pack, and a
stunt man, all for $1.25.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Hey, did Rick say you could
use his sword to kill us?

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Behind you!

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Oh, he should have
set his purse down.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Yep.
-Whoop.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Hey, thanks for setting
for up my stuntman.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Whoop.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}Oh, stunt misfire.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-[humming]

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Stinky pit.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}[theme music]

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Hey, he's all yours.
Take him.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Yeah, take him.
Take him!

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Yes!

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Hey, it's a gal in white
tights, bludgeoning the sand.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-We're in such
troubled, young man.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-[french].

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Through the Rome
stone, I have succeeded

{\a1\pos(12,460)}and Cabot is here on Gor.
-Wow, his lips don't even move.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Time has shown me the
move, the nameless threat

{\a1\pos(138,432)}is now known to me.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}The high Pricino has
acquired much power,

{\a1\pos(117,432)}and hungers for more.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}How he will achieve this
is where the danger lies.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-What are you doing?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-(ELDERY VOICE) Ah,
drying my hands.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}There are no towels.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-I have been cleaning
and adjusting

{\a1\pos(96,460)}the vibrations of
the Home stone.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-And I'm out of pine sole.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Well, she's all yours.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}If it's cold, just
keep the pedal

{\a1\pos(54,432)}down when you start her up.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Have fun.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Hmm, what do you know?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}He crapped bigger than me.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Hey, Crow, I think I know
where you're going with that,

{\a1\pos(222,432)}and enough.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}Let's stop there.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Yes, but is it art?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Go on, touch it.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Go ahead.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Ah, the golden
days, before sewers.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Hey, Buffy and Jodie.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-We come over here
to the Jericho

{\a1\pos(12,432)}once a year for this sale.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Oh, yeah.
-Ha!

{\a1\pos(180,432)}It's Iowa.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Oh, for crying out loud.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Staying in a Red Roof Inn.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Ow, this shovel is heavy.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Ow. [whining]
-Cabot?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-He's got Jennifer
Beal's shirt on.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-There's something
you haven't told me.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Oh, quite a lot.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Who are you?

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-My name is Cabot.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Cabot?
-Cabot!

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Cabot!
-Cabot!

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Cabot?

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Nope, doesn't ring a bell.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-I'm looking for Marlenus.
-Marlenus castle?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}It's just on the
road, follow the road.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-(SINGING) Strut,
pout, put it out.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}What you want from women.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Whoa-ho!

{\a1\pos(138,432)}That's a real butt.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Wow.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-I'm with him.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}We're like this.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-He's being welcomed
by the cast of Fame.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-(FEMININE VOICE) Honey,
must you always bring

{\a1\pos(12,432)}your work home from the office?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Darling, what's the fuss?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Tell me what's happening.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Tis Cabot.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}He has returned,
from his world to us.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}-So?
-Ooh, Cabot.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Cabot!
Cabot.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-So Cabot then, huh?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-When he defeated Zarm, the
priest of kings, darling,

{\a1\pos(12,432)}I owe him my freedom too.

{\a1\pos(99,460)}-Oh, I can't find the
Christmas tree star anywhere.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Without him, Koroba would
still be in ruins, my dear.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}Don't you understand?

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Times have changed.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Oh, darling.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-We're at peace now.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Does the man realize
he's disrupting

{\a1\pos(12,432)}our nation by his little visit?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-Oh, darling.
Oh, darling.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Oh, darling.
-Cabot!

{\a1\pos(120,460)}It is Cabot.
He has returned, my darling.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}Cabot!

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Oh, it's a different Cabot.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Cabot!
Cabot!

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-I need a bigger room.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Cabot!

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Huh, she must be a goalie.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Cabot!

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Cabot!

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-So uh, Cabot's coming then?
-Pretty much.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Cabot.
-Cabot.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Cabot!

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Personally, I think Cabot
is highly overrated, but--

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Cabot!

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-So our hero's name
is uh, what again?

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Cabot.
-Cabot.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-I got to make dinner for Cabot.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-It's time for the
brutal gourmet.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Ah, good seasons and me.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Now, to preheat the
oven and grease the pan.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Xeno--

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-This is my room, Lori.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}No once said you
could come in here.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-I do not wish to be disturbed.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-You will like it less
when you hear my news.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Kathy Lee a baby.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-Tarl Cabot has return to Gor.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-To Gor?

{\a1\pos(264,432)}G-G-Gor?

{\a1\pos(264,432)}Oh, Gor.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-What?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I told you would
not be pleased.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-That old fool, the elder.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}He would dare to
meddle in my affairs.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Are you mad now?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Kill him.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Oh, I'll do more than that.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-What are you going to do?
-Kill him.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-I don't know.

{\a1\pos(78,460)}-Oh, the Sullivan of an
audition isn't until tomorrow.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-No.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-[humming]
-Go!

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-I'll set the table. [laughs]

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Ah, the book says the
dove should come out now.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}Crap!

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Huh, well, the Cabot thing
has really died down, huh?

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Yeah.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Cabot.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-Hm?

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-My friend.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[clears throat]

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Oh, Professor Watney
Smith, from my world.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Ah, my pleasure.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Tell.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Yeah, sure.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Annoying in any dimension.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[humming]

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Cabot!

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Excuse me.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Cabot!

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Telena!

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Did you bring my pants?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}--[laughs] Oh, I'm so
glad you returned.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Oh, go easy there.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Dismount.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-My god, you're so beautiful.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Don't tell me.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}You two know each other, right?

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Yes.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Ew, yuck.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-He dislocated his mandible.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-I've been waiting for this day.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-(FEMININE VOICE)
Since this morning.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Come on.

{\a1\pos(183,460)}-That guy's a
professional third wheel.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Marlenus.
-Wow.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Welcome back, Cabot.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}Meet my wife, Lara, the Queen.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-The trophy queen.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Watch out for the tongue!

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-And Xeno, the high priest.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Yeah, he is pretty
high up there. [laughs]

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Boom.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-You know him?

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-Oh, my friend, Watney Smith.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Hello.
-Tall.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-[humming]

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-The entertainment's
about to start, Cabot.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}Would you please come?

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Mortigunty's up first.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-The world's first successful
paper-mache village.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Yay, for truely, this is
the land of Diary Queen.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-And I can see your
dilly bar. [laughs]

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-What do you guys do
around here for fun?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Come on, you'll find out.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-For some reason, they're
really into pictionary here.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-[humming]

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Yeah, this is the life.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-For you, maybe.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}Not for the women.

{\a1\pos(78,460)}-This is what I want the
inside of my van to look like.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Ooh.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-[sniffs] Smell this, will you?

{\a1\pos(117,432)}What's it smell like?

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Eww.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-Hmmm, I could get into this.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-You're so tight.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-This is Koroba.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Oh, yeah.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}"Ko-ro-ba."

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Next time you're
thinking romantic,

{\a1\pos(96,432)}Mike, think of that guy.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-Oh.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}It's dance party USA.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Hey, great floors.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Look at it, they're
all built like Whippets.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}Whip it good.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-You know, liturgical
dance is really weird.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-But it brings in
the parishioners.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Oh, you got that right.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Yeah.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Thank god for the pump.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-You know, I think

{\a1\pos(12,432)}Terrio makes his entrance.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[humming]

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Yeah, they got pretty
decent chicken fingers here.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Pelvis lady moves
into position.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}What-- uh-- it's
Melanie Griffith.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}Wow.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-So this is Bishop's Buffeteria.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-(FEMININE VOICE) Oh, hi.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}We saved you a table.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-She's really overdressed
for this culture.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Yeah.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I've dreamed of holding
you in my arms once more.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-Yeah, look, we got to order.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}The kitchen closes at 10:00.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Cabot, I've missed you so.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Hey, it's Jeanine
from "Spinal Tap."

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-[humming]

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-Why did I come as a cardinal?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-My darling, you're not eating.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-(FEMININE VOICE)
I ate last year.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-I've simply been preoccupied.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}It is truly a time
of great celebration.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-I'm so glad to see
Marlenus happy again.

{\a1\pos(78,460)}-Oh, cripes.
You don't know the half of it.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-My father's in love.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-You don't seem
very happy about it.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Thank you, darling.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I'd better go say
hello to the Petersons.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-You'll have to
stop the insanity.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Hee-haw!

{\a1\pos(264,432)}Hee-haw!

{\a1\pos(117,432)}[crow and tom humming]

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Took ya long enough.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Mike, we admire you immensely.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Why, thank you.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-And it's due almost entirely
to your acting career.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Yes.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}Well, I have trod the boards.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-Must be some great memories.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-You mentioned Hamlet and--

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-Mike, do us a favor and lead
us through those memories

{\a1\pos(33,460)}with the help of the scapbook
we found under your bed.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Oh yeah, we found
the scrapbook.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-It's right under
the desk there.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-Oh, really?
No.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}No.
-Grab it.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Oh, you did I find it.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-We sure did, yeah.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-You know, this is old stuff.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Nobody would be
interested in this.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Oh, Mike, Mike.
-Come on.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-No, this is-- they're
old production stills.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Let's just tuck this away.
-Hey, Cambot, bring it in.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}Let's all enjoy these.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}CAMBOT: What's the
first one there, Mike?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Oh great.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Well, this first one is
HMS Pinafore, that's right.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Great production.
-Cute sailor suit.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Cute sailor suit.
-Ha ha.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Yeah There's, oh,
and the lovable Stew

{\a1\pos(117,432)}Pot in South Pacific.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Oh now that's marvelous.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Here's Anything
Goes, Billy Crocker.

{\a1\pos(141,460)}-Very nice.
-Oh, the musical Moby Dick.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-A lot of sailor suits early
in your career, eh Mike?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Well, yeah I guess so.
Death of a Salesman.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Death of a Salesman.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Inherit the Wind.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}Great production.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}Waiting for Godot.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}That was a very good Godot,
respected director in that one.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}There's the Hamlet.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-That's Hamlet?
-Yeah.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}You see the skull?

{\a1\pos(183,460)}-Of course.
-A Spoon River Anthology.

{\a1\pos(183,460)}'Night Mother.
-Detecting a theme, Mike.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}Mike.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Great production.
-Mike.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Murder in the Cathedral.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Mike.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Elephant Man-- What?

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Mike.
-Mike.

{\a1\pos(36,460)}-What?
-You're always in a sailor suit.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Always.
-What?

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Always.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Holy cow!

{\a1\pos(54,432)}I am in a sailor suit a lot.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Well, you look
good in sailor suit.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-But how did this happen?

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Don't worry about it.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-I mean, sailor suits
are comfortable, right?

{\a1\pos(162,460)}-Certainly.
Sailors seem to like them.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Oh, yeah.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Richard III, I'm in
a sailor suit there.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}Oh, Calcutta!

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Wow, that's naughty!
-What?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-No, don't look at that.
That's not for you.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Later, honey, when
you're asleep.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}We'll be right back.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-You'd be nude except
for the sailor suit.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Don't look at that.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Woo!

{\a1\pos(117,432)}[theme music playing]

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-You can't explain it.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}I don't know.
-It's OK, honey.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Something about
Lara I don't like.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-What's not to like?

{\a1\pos(285,432)}Growl!

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-And Xenos.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Look at my split-top,
butter-top hat.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Those Priest-Kings
are very dangerous.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Especially with them hats.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-They have unknown powers.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Our honored guest has no drink.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Your highness.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Your hotness.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-So, Whatney Smith, does
our world please you?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Oh, extremely.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-He looks like a happy pig.
[crow laughs]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Especially when
I'm in the company

{\a1\pos(138,460)}of such a beautiful
and charming queen.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-This is as far as he's
ever gotten with a woman.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Are you very friendly?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Well, we see each other.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-We teach at the same school.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Tenured?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Hey, I came from far
away for your smile, huh.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-I have a brain, you know.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-My lord--

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Have you tried Denise's
cream puffs yet?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-I trust you've
enjoyed yourself son.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Talena.
-Oh, hi Rick.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}No, don't, oh.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-And step and spin and
down and-- oh shoot!

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Six and I'm down, Oh, I'm
up, I'm supposed to be down.

{\a1\pos(162,460)}I'm sorry.
-Don't break, don't break.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}Sorry.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Let's clear the floor
for volleyball now.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}Come on.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Now I'll coronate the
ding-a-ling sisters.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Tonight, we have a
very special vintage.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-19 me, ha ha ha.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Bring on the wine.
-Woo!

{\a1\pos(180,432)}The king.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Oh, wine kegs.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Woo!

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Hooray.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-It's an '83 Pat Paulson.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Hup!

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Oh, I love the way Edgar
Winter opens his show.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Don't crush that dwarf,
hand me those pliers.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-There's wine in
the other barrel.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Ha ha ha!
Serve the wine.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Come pour the midgets.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Hey, Hup, my friend.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Hey, I love the hair.
-Miss me?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Now you have to kiss me.
-Not enough.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Listen, don't think we
can't live without you.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Jeez, you need some time alone?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-To my daughter, Talena, and
Cabot of the earth, a man

{\a1\pos(96,460)}who one day could be the
new king of Koruba, a toast!

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Let's bring 'em out.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-To Koruba!

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Hooray!

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Huzzah.
-Whatever.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-To the new king.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}Yay!

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Yay!

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-That means I get to be
Director of Communications.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Meet the new boss,
same as the old boss.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-That's a jiffy top hat.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Where's the little King's room?

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Master.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-We have to talk.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-We desperately need pants.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-It should be unheard.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-We have no more enemies.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Your enemies and mine
are all around us.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}The Priest Xenos.
-Ding-dong.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-How can he be dangerous
if Marlenus is king?

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Now, which old guy are you?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Is in Xenos' power, and
she controls Marlenus.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Marlenus Dietriek-us?

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-I have gate watch tonight.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I like Wade, he's
just not a dancer.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Let's go.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-I needed you sooner.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Whoa!

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-But the planets were not
in the proper position.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Your pants?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-And then I summoned you through
the power of the Home Stone.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-You must help us.
-The Home Stone, huh?

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-How can I help you?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Protect the throne,
and the freedom

{\a1\pos(96,432)}of the people of Koruba.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-And the Home Stone.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-You will inherit my powers.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-And you will always guide me.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Touch me again, you pull
back a bloody stump, kid.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-You will guide me.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Yes.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Of course.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-$200 a day plus
expenses, naturally.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Oh, maybe we should
keep interviewing

{\a1\pos(96,432)}for this king position.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-Bah, bah, bah, bah, Mitchell.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Whose leg is that?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-This weekend package thing
was a great idea, honey.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-That was love of
an epic proportion.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Let's watch Letterman.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Honey, could you
shove over a little,?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}I don't have a lot of room here.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-First we baste him in
real creamery butter.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-(SINGING) Deep in
the heart of Texas.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-Oh!

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-He's got soul
patches on his back.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}Ew.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Tell me, Whatney, would you
like to share my power with me?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Jeez, she's trying to
sleep her way to the bottom.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-If I stay as wife to
Marlenus, the kingdom

{\a1\pos(96,432)}will descend to Talena.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}And from the way
things look, she'll

{\a1\pos(33,432)}be joined by that fool, Cabot.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-He's been marinated.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-He's--he's-- he's
an absolute fool.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-True.
True.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}But you--

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I think even that
guy's bones are fleshy.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-You can be a master.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Are you-- are you
making me an offer?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Tell me, how do they
make love on your planet?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}Is it very different from ours?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}--Well, I'm speaking
hypothetically,

{\a1\pos(180,460)}of course, but--
-I'm curious to find out.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-So would I.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Hmm, you smell
like comic books.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Oh, it's over.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Well, OK, I've made up my mind.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}I'm going to ask her
tonight to marry me.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Tonight?

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Help me choose my trouseau.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Hello?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Oh my god.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-Do you think she will accept?

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Hell, Cabot, I don't know.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}She's really
something, isn't she?

{\a1\pos(33,432)}I mean she's really, ah, whoa.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-She's got hands?
-Yeah.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Marriage.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}I don't know.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-But, I love her.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}I really do.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Well, on the other
hand, if you're sure.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Whoa, that women
could sublet that hat.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-I mean, aren't there
some kind of rituals?

{\a1\pos(33,432)}Hey, I mean she's a princess.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Yeah, you're right, she's
a princess, but, look--

{\a1\pos(36,460)}-Why don't you ask the king?
-I don't want to marry the king.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-That's a good idea.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-I'm starting early
today, a little something

{\a1\pos(117,460)}I call a Ramos Fizz, I
think you'll like it.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-It's the Windex that
really spices it up.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Dearly beloved.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Some plain old dry
ice for effect.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Hey, I thought

{\a1\pos(285,432)}Ha ha.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Here, now take
this out to Table 7.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Hey, her belly
button's blinking.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-And garnish with a dagger.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}Come on, order up.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Mwah, ha, ha, ha.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}TGI Die Day.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-A drink, my husband.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}No, thanks.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Hey, are my calimari
coming along here?

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Here you go, Socrates.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-To us.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}L'chaim.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-A lot of paperwork in
the other dimension.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[kissing noises]

{\a1\pos(138,460)}--[coughing] Sorry,
getting a hairball there.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Nope, nope, don't
feel a thing, sorry.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Hmm.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}Sorry.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Maybe if you wore
something sexy.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}Oh.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-So how much did that cost?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-She's got a denim
housedress on.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Looks good.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Sheer energy.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Oh!

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Oh, that was great.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Hey, you spilled
on the great floor.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-She's got some funny ways
of expressing affection.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}Nice cheeks, ha ha.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Good luck.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Now.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Marlenus can be a
stubborn man, especially

{\a1\pos(33,432)}when it comes to his daughter.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[laughing]

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Thank you, my friend.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-For the show the never ends.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Marlenus.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I'm out here with
my little warrior.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Go on.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Marlenus.
-Come in-i-cus.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-We were just-- Whoops!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Well, maybe I'll
come back later.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Marlenus is dead!

{\a1\pos(264,432)}Guards!

{\a1\pos(264,432)}Guards!

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Volume, volume.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}Huh?

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Guards!

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Ah, don't make a
crack about that.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Marlenus.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-So would this be
a bad time to ask

{\a1\pos(33,432)}if I can marry your daughter?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Well, look here's your problem.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Oh my god.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}No!

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-He always has a tantrum
when he doesn't get his way.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Baby.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Let's call the guards.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-They're having a party

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Guards!
-What's happened?

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-The king is dead.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}Marlenus the king is dead.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Oh, so you're saying
the king is dead.

{\a1\pos(120,460)}-Marlenus.
-Well, time to frame myself.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Oh, hi!

{\a1\pos(306,432)}Oh.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-He killed Marlenus.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}Guards!

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Cabot, what have you done?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-All right, what's
the trouble here?

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Dead!
My husband!

{\a1\pos(96,432)}The king is dead!

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Your husband, my-- my Dad!

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-You liar!

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Oh, Whatney.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-You did this.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}You murdered my father.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-That's impossible.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Lara was with me,
the whole evening.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}[theme music]

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Guards, put them in chains!

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Watch the knee.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I'm going to kill
me a mountain man.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Get them.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-There are too many.
Come!

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Get them!

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Look at Jack run.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Guards!

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Seize him!

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-Hey, you know
where you're going?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-Certainly.
-Certainly!

{\a1\pos(96,432)}Woop, woop, woop, woop!

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Why you--

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Oh no, they're going to
hot roller her to death.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-(IRISH ACCENT) Well, there's
no getting over that rainbow.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Are we still in the shot?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[humming]

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-You know, they could
claim dimensional immunity.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-I think.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Bitch.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Kill him!

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-You can't kill me, I quit.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-I thought he was dead.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Lower you weapons.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}Put your weapons down!

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-I didn't say Simon Says.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-I have never
disobeyed an order.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}But now I must!

{\a1\pos(96,432)}This man saved our city!

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Justice must be done.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}Out of our way, old man.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Hey, that's Jack Palance.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Go Cabot.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-I won't leave you.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-The guards will never harm me.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}Go!

{\a1\pos(54,460)}You must be safe for Telena
and the people of Koruba.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}Go!

{\a1\pos(57,460)}-Go get Cabot!
-Ah, I'm just an intern, sorry.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}-Go!
-Ah, OK.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-I have to do everything myself.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}There.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Now, go get Cabot.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-It's open season on geriatrics?

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Guards!

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Remove the body.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-Put some club
soda on that stain.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Oh, now don't run with the
knife, it's not worth it.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}Cabot.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Ah, it's too late.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}They've escaped
into the soybeans.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-I'll get the hunter.
-OK.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}Can we have sex again?

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Oh no!

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-All right, woman.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}Get him, girlfriend!

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Now return the candy and
apologize to the store manager.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Let me out of here!

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I get one call to
my tanning booth!

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-I should have
paid those tickets.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Lara!
This is incredible.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Torches everywhere.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-After so many years,
studying, waiting,

{\a1\pos(180,460)}teaching people
about men with power.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}And now-- ha!

{\a1\pos(54,460)}If those fools like Napoleon
and Hitler could do it,

{\a1\pos(117,432)}why not Whatney Smith?

{\a1\pos(96,432)}King Whatney, I love it.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}King Whatney.

{\a1\pos(78,460)}What's the matter?
This is a great moment for me.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Look, I really
like you and stuff,

{\a1\pos(117,460)}but I think we should
just be friends.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}Bye!

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Get you hands off me!

{\a1\pos(138,432)}What is this a joke?

{\a1\pos(285,432)}Lara!

{\a1\pos(138,460)}I'm the future king!
-Jeez!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Cut away.
-Cut away.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Cut away.
Jeez!

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Cut.
-Oh!

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Oh no.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-You're going to
lose your heads.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Cut.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-I'm going to count to three.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}One.
Two.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Two.
Three--Ah!

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Oh no!

{\a1\pos(201,460)}They're on the
Moon Zero Two set.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-I thought so.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-(IRISH ACCENT) Littlest
buffalo shot of them all.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-You know, I'm really
concerned about Talena.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Don't worry.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}The elder will take care of her.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Yeah, the elder.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-Meanwhile, I'm high and dry.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-We can't let Lara and
Xenos get away with this.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-It just makes me so mad.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-We have to find some
help, some friends.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Sure, like your friend Whatney?

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-That hurt, little side kick.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Where's the nearest town?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-This dimension used to be fun.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-That way.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}But it's too far.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}We'll never make it.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Any alternatives?

{\a1\pos(264,432)}Come on.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-But the bus comes
by in an hour.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-No way.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}It's too dangerous.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}I'm not walking in the dark.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-See, it's dark there and there.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}Dark.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Cabot.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}Cabot!

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Watch out for snakes.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Hot.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}Tired.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}Thirsty.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Be-loinclothed.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-About how much further do
you think we have to go?

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Couple of hours.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Hot.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-More or less.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Tired.
-At the crow flies.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-You catch Acapulco
Heat last night?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Need some help?

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Will you carry me?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-They could use some
roomy, button-fly Levis.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Hey, now they're
the same height.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-I know, I know.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}Don't even say it.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-They use him to open oil cans.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-I think he got that at a
rummage sale at Jack Palance's.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Poing!

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Your highness, the hunter.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Ooh, Fred Dryer.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-Man, is he over-accessorized.
-Watch your clearance.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Ah, I think it's your line.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Your line.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Get your butt in here.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Excuse me sir, I'll have
to check your package.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-It's big.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-We've all heard
of you, Ost, said

{\a1\pos(180,460)}to be the finest
manhunter on Gor.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}What do you have to
say for yourself?

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-I'm not dead yet.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-I'm feeling better.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-There's a prisoner
loose in the desert

{\a1\pos(12,432)}and I want him back alive.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Bring him to me and you
shall receive 50,000 tarsks.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}Dead, nothing.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Wounded, we can prorate it.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}We'll talk about that.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Well, I guess I'll
just invoice you then.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-He's neat.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-The hunter is hungry,
like an animal.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Let me just sneak by you here.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-That dress makes
Jack look hippy.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Now, how shall we dispose
of the pathetic Talena?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Take her door off,
put her in the alley?

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-My seed pod is opening.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-What about a contest--

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Oh for fun!

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-The leather woman--
-Pinky Tuscadaro?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-She dies.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-The gods, not I will
determine her fate.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Back at ya.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-You are wise, Xenos.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-I live to serve
you, your legginess.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-I'll remember.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Mama.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-But I do not like
to be given orders.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Say, fellas, there sure is
a lot of skin in this movie,

{\a1\pos(222,460)}isn't there?
-There sure is.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Yet, despite all the acres
of flesh in this film,

{\a1\pos(12,460)}I just can't come up with
a word that describes it.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Well, I can.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-You can?

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Why, sure.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}(SINGING) It's breastakaboobical
chestakamammical,

{\a1\pos(117,432)}pendular globular fun.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Fleshical-orbital
moundular-scoopular?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Right-O. That's the one.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Is it gluteal maximal,
tushital-crackular bunular

{\a1\pos(138,432)}morning till night?

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-Well, you're absotiglandular,
fanny-fantastical,

{\a1\pos(96,432)}mastokafleshular right.

{\a1\pos(78,460)}-It's an arealogical,
autoerotical, tubular boobular

{\a1\pos(306,432)}joy.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}An exposular-reginal,
batchical-pouchular fun

{\a1\pos(96,432)}for girl and boy.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}A lassimal-dorsical,
hung-like-a-horsical,

{\a1\pos(138,432)}calipyligical ball.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-The most bunular-funular--
-Fruit-of-the-loomular

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Frenchical-tongular,

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Wabitaboobular,
pendular-funular

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Frenchical-tongular,
wabitaboobular,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}chestikal-orbital,
smorgastiboobular,

{\a1\pos(138,432)}tushita-ticular joy!

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Hey!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}GYPSY: Hey guys,
how's the movie?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Oh, it's breastakaboobical,
chestakamammical,

{\a1\pos(138,432)}pendular, globular--

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-The movie sign!

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Hey, look, the Judds.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Hey.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-God, I'm drunk.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Well, they get
their mud flaps on.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}That's good.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}Dirty pictures of guys on them.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Oh, this is like
interactive wrestling.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Joan Fontaine and Olivia
DeHavilland in a fight

{\a1\pos(201,460)}to the death.
-Wow.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I think all this
infighting is really

{\a1\pos(138,460)}hurting the national
organization.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Woo.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Whoa!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-OK, OK, you can
borrow my shirt.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}Just don't pit it out.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-Lambada, the forbidden dance.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-It must be sweeps week.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-Wow, these Tupperware parties
are getting way out of hand.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Whoa!

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Camille Paglia and Susan
Faludi, the final conflict.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Let's just agree
to disagree, OK?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Mike, will you make me my
own jack-booted dominatrix?

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-No.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-Oh.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Whoa!
Thanks, Susan.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}I don't need your help.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Wonder Woman!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-(SINGING) Do do
dit dit dit dit do.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Well, she'll be
out for the season.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Take her away!

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-And get her more oil.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-What about me?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-That little fighting
bird must die.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-And take that hat off.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Why not wait 'til you
have paged her mate?

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Armchair quarterback.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Has Cabot been captured?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Do not be too eager
to have your revenge.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Why not?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Am I not queen?
-Ain't I a woman?

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Who dares challenge me?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-There are still
those in Koruba who

{\a1\pos(117,460)}would have another in
your place on the throne.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Let them dare try.
-Whoopsie.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}Misplayed my hand there.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Hm.
-Oh, yeah?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Arrakis, Dune, Desert
Planet-- The Long Version.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-I wonder what Billy Barty
would do in this situation.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Wake up, you big load!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Boy, I could go
for a short stack.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}Hehe.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-You do him well.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Thank you.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Let's move.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}We won't last another
day without water.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Say, uh, last night
did I-- never mind.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Hey, that's where
Fred Flintstone works.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-Would ya-- another nice day!

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-Mm.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Come on.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}This way.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-OK.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}I'll just follow your butt.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}[explosion]
-Whoa.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}Not anymore I won't.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[laughing]

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Midday at the oasis.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}Ha.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Eh, I'm getting
sand in my socks.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Yeah?

{\a1\pos(33,432)}Well, I'm chafin' like a bear.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-He's wearing Judy
Jetson's skirt.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-[laughs]
-Look.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}Water.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-It don't look like much, but if
you want to hit the big jacks,

{\a1\pos(117,460)}this is a place to go.
-Oh yeah.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}Oh ho.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Silver spoon.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Aw, you bet.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-No, Cabot, no!

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Damn it, Cabot, this is
not your personal war!

{\a1\pos(306,460)}-No!
Cabot!

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Nyuh, uh,uh, eh, eh, nyuh, eh.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-No, Cabot!
Stop!

{\a1\pos(222,432)}It's poison!

{\a1\pos(180,432)}How do you know?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-And your point?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-In the desert, you
don't remember your name.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-That's funny.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-It's starting to look more like
Joey Heatherton all the time.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-That mountain over there.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Why?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I sa-- I saw that
mountain yesterday.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-It's clearly following us.

{\a1\pos(180,68)}-I'm sure.

{\a1\pos(96,68)}We're walking a circle.

{\a1\pos(117,96)}-Oh, good one, Cabot.
-Look!

{\a1\pos(264,96)}Slavers.
-Uh-oh.

{\a1\pos(12,68)}"Warrior of the Lost World" set.

{\a1\pos(180,68)}[humming]

{\a1\pos(138,96)}-Hold-- hold my arm.
-Whoa!

{\a1\pos(96,432)}That's not my arm.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}Ha.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-They're going downhill fast.
-Awww.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Oh, you're right.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}They are.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}(SINGING)

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-I figured it out.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}That guy's the photo negative
of Hervez Villechaize.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-Ha.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}And he'd win a lot of limbo
contests when it's class.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Yeah.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}(SINGING)

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-Boy, we got good seats, huh?

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-The first Lollapalooza

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Ooh.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-There.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-[spitting noises]

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Now did I get this right?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}We're supposed to
come out to the desert

{\a1\pos(12,432)}and beat the crap out of people?

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Yeah.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Come on, you're
watching Chevy Chase

{\a1\pos(54,432)}whether you like it or not.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Aww.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-Oh.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Did you boof?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Marlenus's goal
was to end slavery.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Yeah, I know.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Lara obviously has
no such intention.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Yeah, I see.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Well, I'm glad
we had this talk.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Whoa, they're jumping
right in the boat there.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-Hey, no fair.
You're caught.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}You gotta stay in the middle.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}You too.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Hey, give me a hand.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}I'm swamped here.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Hoo.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-It's the S&M Follies.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-He's down at the 40.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}He's up again.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-You know the slaves
are the underdogs

{\a1\pos(12,432)}at the beginning of this season.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Boing.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}Hm.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}Look it.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}She's laughing.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}You've got spunk.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}I hate spunk.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Well, looks like
it's almost over.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Let's get to our car
and beat the traffic.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}Do

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-You think I look
like Greg Norman?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Let's go.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}They have water.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I'm not so sure I
want to end up a slave.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Listen, as long as I will have
some blood left in my veins,

{\a1\pos(138,460)}I will always fight
slavery and oppression.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Uh, starting tomorrow.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Doo-doo doo-doo.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-You know, the whole
halter top thing

{\a1\pos(138,460)}just isn't happening
for him, Tom.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Why are they wearing
toilet lids on their necks?

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-What?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}Come on, let's save them.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Da-da da-dum da-dum.
Whoa!

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Whoa!
-Whoa!

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-We don't want to see that.
No, no, no, no, no.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-This movie is for the ladies.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-But I like it too.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}-Ow.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-You saw my butt, didn't you?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Do-do-do-do do-do do-do.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}Say, you seen "Macaroni" yet?

{\a1\pos(117,432)}I hear it's excellent.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Let's catch it and then
go for some espresso.

{\a1\pos(162,460)}-Somebody left a
perfectly good slave here.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-I left this one to die.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Well, he's good for parts.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Oh, look.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}His eyeball comes right out.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-He's dead.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-[grunts]

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-There's nothing we can do.
-Except play with him.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Ow, geez.

{\a1\pos(180,68)}I was marching.

{\a1\pos(54,96)}What do you-- I was in line.
Oh, oh, yeah.

{\a1\pos(222,96)}Pick me up.
Grab me.

{\a1\pos(222,96)}That's good.
That's great.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-And so the Osmonds
are marched from U-tah.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Oh, good.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Oh, you know, these
slavers are so mean.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}You know, It doesn't take
any more time to be nice.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-No, no.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Did it ever occur
to them that you

{\a1\pos(201,460)}can catch more
slaves with kindness?

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Oh, that's right.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}You know, you can
catch more slaves

{\a1\pos(138,460)}with honey than you
can with vinegar.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-Absolutely.
-Warren says that.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Check it out.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}One of them Jack Nicklaus
golf communities.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Are you old?

{\a1\pos(54,432)}How do you know about that?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Let's watch them from
a different angle.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}Yep, they're still slaves.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Pretty much.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Well, the best metal on the
market would be two stalls

{\a1\pos(117,460)}on the right hand side
just opposite the stair--

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Thank you.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-It's a pleasure.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}You want to buy some meat?

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-No, no.
Look, shut up.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Meat.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}Fresh meat.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}Fresh meat.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Man, it's nuts over here.
-Cabot.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Want some?

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Thanks, Daddy-O.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-No.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Thanks, I'm vegetarian.
Thanks very much.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Sure, no problem.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Hey, you gonna pay for
that apple, hotshot?

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Mmmm, good driftwood.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-[shouting]

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-White slave in a wooden cage.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-For your pleasure, take
your woman to the field.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}So what have I got
for the people?

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Tube top not included.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Eh, we can get it
cheaper on a midway.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-What's your captor like?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-I have come to chew
bubble gum and kick ass,

{\a1\pos(96,432)}and I'm all out of ass.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Hello.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Dum dum dum dum.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Try the apples.
-Do you have a Camaro?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Hi, thanks for

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Sir, your horns are
upside do-- ooh!

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Thank you.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}That's all I wanted to tell you.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-They just don't
have my size here.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-You want to maybe just
go to the food court?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}I need a baked
potato or something.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-Sooner or later they're going
to spot us with these clothes.

{\a1\pos(57,460)}-What clothes?
You're wearing a leather thong.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-I'm sneaky.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-Oh, ha ha.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}This is gonna be like
"Bosom Buddies," isn't it?

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-Is Wendie Jo Sperber in this?

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Who?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-She was--
-Hey, girlfriend.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-You pay for this?

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Derhay.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-You thief.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-I love you.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Well, they have towels.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}Now they need costumes.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Take her away.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-[grumbles]

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Hey, leave her alone.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}Hey, hey, hey!

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-What do you think you're doing?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Stop beating up on
the merchandise!

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-But the merchandise started it.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Here, Cabot, check this.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Lelelelelelele.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Would you knock
that off, please?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Say, it really
brings out his eyes.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Oh, God, do I feel dumb.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-He's dressed like an
electric typing ball.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Hehe, I love my job.
Who's next?

{\a1\pos(306,432)}You.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Hey, I'm a bartender,
and it's not fun anymore.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}--[grumbles] that auction
there with a girl.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-I'll give you 150 for her.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Come here, wench.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}Come here, wench.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}What?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Why I would you
get-- [grumbles]

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Oh, look how lively she
is under these wares.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}200 I hear on this side.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}200 once.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}200 twice.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}Sold to the slaver on my right.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-200, is that all?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-This must stop.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}First thing Monday morning.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Help.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Another senseless
horse jacking here.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-Hi-yo, whatever your name is.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Boba Fett.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Avast ye matey.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}Yeah.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-Man, Barnaby Jones had better
fight scenes than this movie.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Oh, thank you.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}I'll just stab myself here.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I wonder if there were
actual suicides on this film.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Heigh-ho!

{\a1\pos(306,432)}Oh.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}I just keep forgettin'
my ding dang sidekick.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Well, enough hot doggin'.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}Let's get out of here.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Mel Torme.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}The velvet forum.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-Lucky for him it was a pony.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Ooh, a rare triple.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Ah, speed!

{\a1\pos(201,432)}Oh, too fast.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Oh, you could stop and ask
for directions, you know.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Yep.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}Thanks for coming.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Good one, Cab, but you just set
fire to the Boy Scout jamboree.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Well, that pretty
much busts up the sale.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-They've got nothing of value.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Only that cheap
little slave girl.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-[mumbles] slave girl.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}---of them all right.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}All right, let's go.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Um, permission to
get out the fire, sir?

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Dear friend.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}You mean so much to
me in so many ways.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I know we haven't
been close lately.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}You're hurting
from the hurt that

{\a1\pos(12,432)}is everywhere hurting everyone.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}Don't hurt.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Oh, Dove bars.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-I love them no matter
what dimension I'm in.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}Come on.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Uh, boss, your
batch is on fire.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}I wasn't gonna say anything, but
the smell's putting me off my--

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Oh, my god.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Well, the lizard's good.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}Uh, eh, forget it.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-God, I hate camping.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Did you ever know
that you're my hero?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Well, third wheel again.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}OK, I'll leave.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}Really, it's no bother.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}No bother at all.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}I'm over here,
I'll be over here.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-Keep going.
Farther.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Ooh, you have a mole here.
It looks infected.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I have to request that
you not touch my butt.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-What are you doing?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Master, allow me to
give you pleasure.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Hey, I'm not your master.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-You see freedom
as, what, pleasure?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-You're-- you're, you're
very, very beautiful.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}But--

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Very.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}---um, I'm in love
with another woman.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-In love?

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Oh, brother.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Yeah.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}She feels for me,
and I feel for her,

{\a1\pos(33,432)}and we're free to express it.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Naked.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-And now you are free.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Woman may be free to
feel for whom she wants?

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-That's what it says in Cosmo.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Well, in my world it is so.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}And it shall be here too.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-You're a very strange warrior.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-In fact, you're a freak.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Maybe.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Maybe.
Let's go to sleep.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-What are you?
Thomas Merton?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Let's do it.
Come on!

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-I'm tired.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Well, can I just
stroke your hip again?

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Noo.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-One nipple?

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Noo.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-No, no, no, no, no,
no pleasuring me.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}Don't pleasure me.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Cabot.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Don't these people ever floss?
Savages.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Why, thank you, sir.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}That's very kind.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}Ooh, that feels good.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Oh, he looks like
a little angel.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-He looks like a gravy boat.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Oh, those shoes
are very expensive.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Open-toed type--
-Oh, sure.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}---Doc Marten.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I'm from the camp
across the lake.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}Can I borrow some sugar?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-No, I need a cold shower.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Nice job on watch, Short Round.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-So could I like
pleasure you now?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Come on.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-The baton nature walk.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Could we play something?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}You know, count
the rocks, or not?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-It's so great we don't
have to talk, you know.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-So is Hunter your real name?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Shut up.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-This hunting stuff
pay pretty good?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}You bonded with the staters,
that licensed out of the--

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-She's so lucky.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-You know, this is the
kind of thing just designed

{\a1\pos(138,460)}to bring resentment
in the slaves.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Oh, man, she's
heavier than she looks.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Carry her coins
everywhere she goes?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-In the next kingdom over,
Nell Carter is queen.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Pull over now.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}I desire a nut roll.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Hey!

{\a1\pos(96,460)}That looks like--
-Hey, hey, hey, hey.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}Do not say the word.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Well, just that I
envy that structure.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-It's Dr. Freud's office.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Oh, poor god.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}Please invent the battery.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-All the guards are

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Open the gate!

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-You know, you
remember to rotate

{\a1\pos(54,432)}your men every 10,000 miles.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Ma'am, I think this is
a handicap spac-- Ma'am?

{\a1\pos(285,432)}Ma'am?

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Oop.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}Sorry, Wally.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Finally, we're cleaning
out the basement.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Sample.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Sample.
-Sample.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Sample.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Out of the way.
-Don't worry.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}I'm not overworked or anything.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}God.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Would you like a guided
tour, your highness?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Tour of my highness?
Well, you rude little man.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}---all day and all night.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}They don't know the difference
between sunrise or sunset.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Good.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}Let them learn as I did.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Yeah, really slaves
today, I tell ya.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-And what did you learn?

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Power is all.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}Some are born to be whipped.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Some born to rule.
-I'll be whipped.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}I'll be whipped.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-What do you know?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}The salt mines.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Ah, Bob Fosse.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Some men can just
cannot wear a bustier.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-Oh, you never
would believe where

{\a1\pos(12,432)}those Keebler cookies come from.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Oh, just a little
asbestos, ma'am.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Oh, they're making those.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}There's a great need for those.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I think they're mining
giant chicken McNuggets.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Hi, Duane.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}How we run.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-The workers will be crushed.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Just feel terrible.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}D'oh, ho,ooh.!

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Open the gates!

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-But the mines were your
life's blood, Pittsburgh.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-These people need a Mother
Jones or a Martha Ray or a--

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Wait.
-Now go.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Your Majesty, it's a slide.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-We've plenty more slaves
where they came from.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}The work mustn't stop.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Send them back.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Close the exits!

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-[laughs] They're smiling.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}They're all smiling.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Hey, man.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}We already punched out.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Now the queen's being penny
wise and pound foolish.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}There's got to be
capital costs involved

{\a1\pos(96,432)}in getting more slaves.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Hey, is something coming down?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Let those who are alive
carry out the dead.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Am I not right?

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Know other way to work it.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-You gave the order.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I think you would
enjoy to see me suffer

{\a1\pos(138,460)}the way I now enjoy
seeing others suffer.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Uh, awkward moment.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Your highness, the
hunter has returned.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Go meet the hunter, and
bring me back my prize.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Right.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-You know, this is gonna
come up in labor talks.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-See that more slaves
are sent to the mine.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}The work must continue.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Must be a De Beers mine.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Ah, geez.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Now they need slaves to
clean up the other slaves.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-But sir, hundreds are dead in
this horrible mining accident!

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-No, no, no, no, no comment.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}No comment.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}No comment.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-How can you?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Oh, I gotta start
sending out some resumes.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Sister Mary Jack Palance.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-The enemy of the state
no longer walks free.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Tarl Cabot is
yours, your majesty.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Yours to the destroyer.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Believe it.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Guards.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-I do not want him destroyed.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-(MOCKINGLY) You do
not want him destroyed.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Guards.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}Lead him to the cells.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Hmm.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-First, the Sabbath prayer.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-You heard the queen.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Obey her.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Come on.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Don't want to be pleasured
by the slave girl.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}What was I thinking?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Cruella de Vil, Cruella de Vil.
-Ulst.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}-Mm.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Ah, Idaho potato.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Thank you.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Time to fill out a 1099.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Now are you satisfied?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-I shall never be satisfied
'til you kneel before me,

{\a1\pos(138,460)}and accept me fully
as your queen.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-That's all you're looking for?
No problem!

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I am but a humble
priest, your majesty.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}I kneel only before my God.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Oh, your God is so great.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-Wow, these Steak and Ales get
crowded on the weekends, eh?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-The true story of Biosphere 2.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-He must be killed.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}He will destroy our power.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-My power.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}He's a greater threat
dead than alive.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}You see how they worship him.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}We must not make him a martyr.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Dead, the people
will soon forget him.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}Alive.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-I wish I could
fire priest kings.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Go, Jack, go.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Guys, guys, guys.
-What?

{\a1\pos(285,460)}What?
What?

{\a1\pos(285,460)}What?
-Guess what I got.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-What?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-It's Jack Palance's book on
the making of today's movie,

{\a1\pos(117,460)}"Palance on Palance--
Believe It or Not."

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Cool!

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Cool, let me read it!

{\a1\pos(306,460)}-Oh.
-OK, OK.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Oh, oh, oh.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Let's see.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}Day one.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Missed call.
[laughs]

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Partied all night
with that platinum

{\a1\pos(12,432)}midget fellow and Urbano.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-This is great.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Still having trouble
seeing straight.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[laughter]

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-OK, OK, let's see.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Day three.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}Missed call.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Wandered into shock yesterday
and they decided to keep it.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[laughter]

{\a1\pos(96,460)}What the heck does
avanti, avanti mean?

{\a1\pos(285,432)}Servo.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-OK, OK, OK.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Day five.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}Missed call.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}After four days of shooting,
finally got script today.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}And guess what?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}I'm not playing Thomas Aquinas.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I'm supposed to be some
kind of freakin' wizard.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[laughter]

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Here, you read.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}You read.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Day eight.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}Missed call.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Just can't get canceled
series Bronk off my mind.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}-Oh.
-Why?

{\a1\pos(306,432)}Why?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}Can't keep anything down.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Doh.
-Not sleeping.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-Not sleeping.
-Wow.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Let me read.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Day nine.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}Missed call.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-Went into village with Gina.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}My voice scares
little Italian kids.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[laughter]

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Spent entire per diem
on bunch of crap.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[laughter]

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-OK, OK, OK.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}Day 10.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}Missed call.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}I think I-- I think
I killed a man today.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}More later?
-[whistles]

{\a1\pos(306,460)}-Oh.
-Ooh.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-Geez, Mike, I
think that's enough.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-I don't think I
want to know anymore.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Hey, guys.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}A whole chapter
on Tango and Cash.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Oh, woah.
Let's see.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Let's see.
-Pictures.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-I wanna, I wanna, I wanna read.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Saw Russell's butt today.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Hee hee hee hee.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}[theme music]

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[music playing]

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-[humming]

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-There he is.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}[door opening]
-Heh heh.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Three more.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Are you playing
Ringmar, game of gore?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Bring in the prisoner.
-Yes, sir.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-And do you carry the
"Wall Street Journal"?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I'm stuck Wizard
of ID cartoon, huh?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[humming]

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Shirley, I'm ready.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-So how was your little stay?

{\a1\pos(96,432)}Did you Enjoy it?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Oh, don't forget you've got
to sing for your phone calls.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}Oh, boy.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}--[humming] Well, we expect him
any time here, your wizardness.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}Yep.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}Oh, here he comes now.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Oh, Dad, hi, sorry.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Thanks for bailing
me out of jail again.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Sorry about the car.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-I have come to make
a deal with you.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Here, taste this, will you?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-No, ew, wasabi.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}Bleh.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Enough.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-One word-- [spits] seasoning.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-What?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-I uh, I thought you knew.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I am prepared to
set you free if--

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-If it's for children.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-You promise to leave Coriba
and return to your own planet.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}If you give me your
word, I will let you go.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Yeah, yeah, can
I get a wet nap?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-I don't deal with butchers.
-My wife usually--

{\a1\pos(264,460)}[grunts]
Oop.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Oop.
Oh, wow.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Listen to me, you fool.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}If you don't go--

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Mr. Palance, you're hurting me.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-I said no deal.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-O-K.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-I brought the wrong bull.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Freedom or--

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-There's a-- ah, hell, I'm lost.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}[thunk]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Gacamole's off.
-Bleh.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-Help him eat.
[muffled groans]

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Look at that.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Look what you did, you
bad, bad-- shame on you.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Outside, outside.
[whipping]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[laughter]
[imitating dog whine]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Dad, can I have
a sandwich here?

{\a1\pos(306,432)}Hm.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Ew, wow, I can only
watch so much of that.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-I mean, so how could
they preempt Doctor Quinn,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Medicine Woman two
weeks in a row?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}Guys, doesn't make sense.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I'm going to write
my affiliates.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Ah, there you are.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-Yo.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-I will see Cabot now.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Oh, please, let's not
have another vague scene.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-I would not advise
that, your excellency.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-But you want a popover?

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-And why not?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-He must--
-Whoa.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Woo.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Remain in solitary longer
as further punishment.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Nonsense.
Guards!

{\a1\pos(12,432)}Have Ulst get him for me.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Okily, dokily do.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}[door opening]

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-Uh, sorry to bother you, sir.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Mr. Grand Wizard to see you.
[squeak]

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Haven't you guys
had enough yet?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[laughter]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Get up, slave.
-You Cabot.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}Come on.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Ah, Pavarotti's really
fallen on tough times.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Honey, his art
must not be selling.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Mm-mm.
-His art?

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Aw, shoot.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}Just locked myself in.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}Darn.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}[mumbles] Uh, gee, listen guys.
Thanks a lot.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}If you just point me
in the right direction,

{\a1\pos(96,432)}I can take it from here.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}[thud]
Whoop.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}I guess not, huh?

{\a1\pos(264,432)}OK

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Argh.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}[grunt]

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-[grunt]

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-I'm so ashamed.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-What have you done
to the prisoner?

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Uh, we canceled it.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}It was too obscure.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Answer me.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Eh, this is really awkward,
but he didn't like Bronk.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-He was offered an
opportunity, your highness.

{\a1\pos(204,460)}He refused.
He was then disciplined.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-What are you talking about?

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-I really don't know.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-What opportunity?

{\a1\pos(36,460)}What did you offer him?
-The side kick on Conan O'Brien?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Freedom--

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-Oh.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Your highness.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-Hm.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-If he would only return
to his own planet.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Freedom?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}But he is my prisoner to
be handled as I so wish.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-Hm.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-I know.
-Jack--

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-He will destroy this--
-Jack, over here, buddy.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Homie.
-Hey, whoa.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}There you go.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Because you are behaving
like a bitch in heat.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Whoa!

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-And not like a queen.

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-Jack, you are way off script.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Jack.
-Wow.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Get out of here,
you disgusting worm.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[laughter]

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Your royal highness.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Now if you'll excuse me.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I'm going to go tear my
agent a new-- [gasp] [gulps]

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-Duh, all rise for the queen.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-You're a lucky slave.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-There are no more slaves.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-In my empire--

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Huh?

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Nothing else.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Whoa she's on a lazy
Susan or something

{\a1\pos(99,460)}-No, no.
-I could have had you killed.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-Oh.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}PRISONER: I'm sure that
Zeno would be delighted--

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-No, ugh. oh.
-To do your dirty work.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-No one does my
dirty work but me.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Oh, god.
-Thank you.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Oh, good help is hard
to find these days.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-You betcha.
-Huh?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[whipping]

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Ooh, right in the thighs.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Oh, I forgot she had the whip.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Bring him.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-Can I get you
some chamomile tea?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-The people continue to hold
their faith in you, your love.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}I can make you their martyr.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Or I could make
you a margarita.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Or I can make you
a better offer.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Like the one you did to Watney?

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-I can show you pain.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-Hm.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Or I can show you pleasure.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Pleasure?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-With you it doesn't
make any difference.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Now who told you that?

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Do you not want me?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I can make you far
more than a slave.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-You could be my juggler.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}At the Tarn, I
control the people.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}And you know that is power.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}And the Tarn will
only listen to me.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-[panting] Oh, nipple.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-So why don't you
make it easier?

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-[gasp]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-You were a hero
once to the people.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Why?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-I can't made you a hero again.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Or I can Make you
a fluffernutter.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Our power could be
invincible, and no one

{\a1\pos(96,432)}would stand in our way.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Can we just snuggle?
-Zeno?

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-Ha.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}He's gone too far.
-Pfft.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-But you, you.
[kissing]

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Me what?

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-The kingdom.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}[slurps]

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Yeah, let me shoot
it over to my lawyers

{\a1\pos(12,432)}and I'll get back to you.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-You can love me.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Mm, mm, you tastes
like bronzer.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Your choice.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Return me to my cell.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Guards!

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Then they must
know who you really

{\a1\pos(33,432)}are-- an alien and a murderer.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}-Hm.
[thud]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Ooh, I just hit
the great floors.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-You're up to the limit now.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}You must confess to the murder
of Marlenus, King of Coriba.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-Hm.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Confess!

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-OK, I ate the
brownies, I didn't

{\a1\pos(12,432)}know they were for lunch.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[whipping]

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-T. E. Lawrence.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}One more time for T.E. Lawrence.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Confess!
-[whimpers]

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Sorry about this.
[whipping]

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Ooh.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}PRISONER: Ah!

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-OK, I admit it.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}I like "Newsies"
and "Swing Kids."

{\a1\pos(138,460)}I was in "Starlight
Express." [cries]

{\a1\pos(36,460)}-Her problem is that she let
him know she liked him too soon.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Mm-hm.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Yeah, we totally
redid it in here.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}You should have seen what
they had, oh flocked wallpaper

{\a1\pos(264,432)}and oh.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Just Wanted to apologize,
bring your a fruit basket.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Wake up.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Wake up.
-Ugh.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}[splash]
-Wake up.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Wake up.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Bus is gone and Mom has to
drive you, and she's mad.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}[gasps]

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Man, the forum is hell.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Mm-hm.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}[heavy breathing]

{\a1\pos(201,432)}[crowd noise]

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Oh, look over there.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}It's the queen mother.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Wow.
-Hm?

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-What a nice old gal.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Oh, yeah.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Super.
Hey, slaves.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Day-old slaves.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}Get 'em fast.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Slightly lethargic,
but still good.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-I can't believe that
hat was ever in style.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[chuckle]

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Hey, intolerance, sort of.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Hey, quick everyone.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}Don McLean is up next.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-[gasp] Ooh.
-Hi Rog.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Hi Dwayne.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[crowd chatter]

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Ladies and gentlemen,
please welcome Super Tramp.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-(SINGING) Dreamer,
know you are a dreamer.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-And now a word
from King Friday.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-They captured Roxette.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-Mm.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[screams]

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Welp, she's in black,
and she's outside.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}Wrong, wrong.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Mm-nm-nm [thud]
-Oh, ho.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Whoa.
-Wow.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Do we have to see this?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Avert your eyes.
-Ugh.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Hi, hi, sorry you
had to see my butt.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}[theme music]

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Everybody, rise.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Here come the judge.

{\a1\pos(201,432)}[crowd noise]

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-Mm.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}Hm.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Michael J. Fox.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-Hm.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Uh, is this Barabbas?

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-[inaudible]

{\a1\pos(222,432)}[footsteps]

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Hey, Sheila E. relaxing.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}[laughs] (SINGING) Black
Velvet, if you please.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Well, check it out
in back. (SINGING)

{\a1\pos(117,432)}Wash and go Pert Plus.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[laughter]

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-All kneel to Lara,
Queen of Coriba.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Or not, whatever's
OK with you guys.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Don't worry, kids.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}We'll have lions
eating Christians

{\a1\pos(96,432)}if you just be patient.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}Hm.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Sir, I think you'll be
more comfortable down there.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Mm, no, no, no, no.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Scotch, make a double, no ice.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Send in the challengers.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-But first, my queen, we must
appease the spirits above.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-Hm?

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-We must drink a toast

{\a1\pos(204,460)}-Huh.
-To the gods of carnage.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Jack, you drink a
toast when a leaf falls.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-He made up that gods
of carnage thing.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Yeah, I think so.
-Thanks, Merna.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Nice hat.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-We shall drink.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-The impossible drink.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-To the death of Taro Cabot.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I shall join you
in your prayer.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-You're ruining my toast.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}[glasses clinking]

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-To the gods above, may they
bless our land forever more.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}[thwack]

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Oh, what a kick.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Woo!

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-All right, I'm out
of the film, yes!

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-To the gods.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}May they bless
Coriba forever more.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-I believe in Crystal Light
because I believe in me, oopa!

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Ta-dum.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Now, kill him.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-OK, but I just remembered.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}I gotta punch in.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}Pum, pum, pum pum, pum, pum.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Oh I hate it when they
use a net to kill him.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}It takes forever.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Should I start
saying, Cabot, Cabot?

{\a1\pos(285,432)}Cab--

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-Runners, take
your marks, or not.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}[yells]

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-Pum, pum, oh.
-[laughs]

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-That's not him.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Good thing they brought
his stunt double in.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Mm-hm.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Yeah, but he fights good.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Too bad he wasn't
the hero of the film.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Yeah.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}[yells]

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-No need to worry.
[thunk]

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-It's all part of the act.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}Oh, that wasn't-- oh.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[yelling]

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Oh, hey you got bits
of dolphin in that net.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-You know, these people should
invent vaudeville or something.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-It'd help.
-Anything.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}[grunts]
[thud]

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Thank you.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Ooh, not in the sand.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Right In the sand.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Hey, mock was the
Queensbury rules.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-All right, there,
you'll keep there.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}Mm.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Does it really need
the eye make up?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-Wait, wait.
Wait, wait.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}Ah!

{\a1\pos(285,432)}[thud]

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Get him.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Get him Get him.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}Get him.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-What does this clown
have against dirt?

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-I don't know.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}Ted Danson.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Stop him!

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-Hm?

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Ah, great.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Just when our Sir Chomps a
Lot is done in the micro.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}All right, come on.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Blup, blup.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Oh, crap.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}Here come our dads.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}[grunts]
-Clear!

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Live, damn it.
Come on.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-[laughs]

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Enough.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Everyone grab your
oh, ho ho, ho, wow.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Kill him!

{\a1\pos(138,432)}Send in the hunter.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Oh, hi.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Sorry I'm late.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}There was this thing.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Kill him.
-Stop!

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-Hm?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Your Queen Lara
is the assassin.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}CROWD: What?

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Lara killed Marlenus.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Kill him.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-It's true.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}Lara killed Marlenus.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Huh.
-Do as I bid.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}Kill him.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}He speaks lies.

{\a1\pos(306,432)}-Hm?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Kill them all.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-And kill yourselves.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}Just kill everyone.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Should I?

{\a1\pos(96,432)}Ah, what the hell.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}Here you go.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}[thud]
[scrams]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[laughter]
-Oh, ow.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-There we go.
-Freedom!

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Cry Freedom Two, the Armageddon

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Good night now.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Pum, pum.
CROWD: Freedom!

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-[hums]

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Now we need another
hot chick to worship.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-Give it up for your posse.

{\a1\pos(285,68)}-Whoo.

{\a1\pos(54,96)}now here comes the hard part
because with the freedom,

{\a1\pos(117,96)}comes responsibility.
-Mm-hm.

{\a1\pos(264,96)}-Mm-hm.
-Woo!

{\a1\pos(201,68)}She's cheeky.

{\a1\pos(285,68)}-Whoa.

{\a1\pos(180,96)}-And thus endeth
the poucho crusades.

{\a1\pos(180,68)}[crowd cheering]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Mnom, mm, these
candles are good.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-This time, Taro
Cabot, I'm not going

{\a1\pos(54,432)}to let you get away from me.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-I won't leave you any more.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}I promise.

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-Well, let's heave to.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-But it seems that there's
no such plans a surrendering.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Hrrrm

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-He's in a hurry to get home.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Ugh.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Don't worry about Watney.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Doh.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-What's it like to be king?
-Oh, it's a--

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-It's good to be the king.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-Big responsibility.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-You mean, I'm a
big responsibility.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}[laughs]

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-Open wide.
Ugh.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Ooh, he looks like
a large mouth bass.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Blech .

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Going after and injured
minnow or something.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Ooh.
[signal]

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Huh?
-Stop.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-[inaudible] is calling.

{\a1\pos(285,432)}[boom]

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Honey, did you close
all the time portals?

{\a1\pos(264,432)}[laughs]

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Cabot?

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Oh, oh no.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}He's stuck in the-- oh, this
is the delightful cherry

{\a1\pos(117,432)}on top of this movie.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}-Uh, oh my.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}MAN: Where the hell am I?

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-You're the hell here.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-What the?
Hey, who's that?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Thery're Italian
actors pretending

{\a1\pos(96,432)}to be gay American cops.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-Where am I?
[laughs]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-What the hell?
I don't--

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Kill him.
-I do not believe this.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Aw, the poor little
guy's disoriented.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Let's got find his daddy.
-Have you guys seen--

{\a1\pos(141,460)}-My little guy
-Cabot or Delena or-- what?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Cabot or Delena or-- what?
-I don't know.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}I think a little
spell in the hoosegow

{\a1\pos(96,460)}might just be the
thing this guy needs.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Might be perfect.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-No really, I was
telling the robot--

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Yeah, yeah, buddy.
-I'm serious, you know.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I'm serious, you know.
-Hey, my "New York Times."

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-I was looking for a good time.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}So we were at his car and boom.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Isn't this just typical
of wherever this is.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-And 10,000 nomads
start chasing me.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Right, right, tell it
to Golden and Globus.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-I don't think I can take that.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}I'd take care of the rest.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}Boom, I was like, you know--

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-You know, actually I
think this is Italy.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-You know, during
this shot, there

{\a1\pos(54,432)}have been three governments.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[laughter]

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Italy, two of them are foreign.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-For my taste, there
wasn't enough of that guy

{\a1\pos(141,460)}in the movie.
I say, pile on more of him.

{\a1\pos(12,96)}--[laughs] You know, they
had to stop that take

{\a1\pos(138,96)}because the guy was
cracking up the crew.

{\a1\pos(264,96)}-Really?
-Ah, no.

{\a1\pos(96,96)}Actually the crew
all rushed over

{\a1\pos(33,68)}and beat the crap out of them.

{\a1\pos(33,68)}-Yeah, that's what I thought.

{\a1\pos(285,68)}Good.

{\a1\pos(117,68)}-Good thing too, yeah.

{\a1\pos(96,96)}[laughs] Ah, well.
[humming]

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Have you seen the
outtakes for this film?

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Hm-mn.

{\a1\pos(57,460)}-No, the shown them on
"Bloopers and Practical Jokes"?

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-No, faces of death, actually.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[laughter]

{\a1\pos(285,432)}[sigh]

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-Sounds like "Miami Vice."

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Say, was this movie ever
released in the theaters,

{\a1\pos(201,432)}do you think?

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-No, I don't think so.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}But it's a good bet it was
on the USA network one night.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-Oh, the USA-- [humming]

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-[laughs]

{\a1\pos(138,96)}-I really like those
original movies

{\a1\pos(57,96)}they had made, like,
especially for the USA network.

{\a1\pos(264,68)}-Mm-hm.

{\a1\pos(33,96)}-Ba-dum-dum dum-dum da-dum-dum
da-dam da-dum dum dum doh.

{\a1\pos(54,68)}-Yeah, I know they're great.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}And they all seem to have titles
like "Malibu Death Breast."

{\a1\pos(180,96)}[laughter]
-That's good.

{\a1\pos(12,96)}-Yeah, or Jeff Conway and
Shari Belafonte Harper

{\a1\pos(33,96)}play a deadly game of cat and
mouse in "Murder Most Moist."

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Oh, hey, hey, let me play.
I got one.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}I got one.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Judy Landers is on the
trail of a devious killer

{\a1\pos(96,432)}in "Peekaboo Lace, PI."

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[laughter]

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Oh, that's pretty good.
Oh, wait.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}How about Jeff
Conway is a vigilante

{\a1\pos(138,460)}who stalks by night
in "Dark Underpants."

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Woo-hoo.
-Mm-hm.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-All right.
-How about this one?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Lindsay Wagner is a
sexy speech therapists

{\a1\pos(180,460)}held hostage in
"Tongue Lashing."

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-I like.
-Hold it.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Hold it.
Hold it.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}I got it.
I got it.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}How about Jeff Conway is up to
his mouth in murder in "French

{\a1\pos(264,432)}Pistol."

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Catch it.
[laughter]

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-This is fun.
Yeah.

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-OK, here, try and top this one.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Jeff Conway is a college
professor whose secret life

{\a1\pos(138,460)}catches up with him
in "Death Spank."

{\a1\pos(33,432)}-Oh, good one. "Death Spank."

{\a1\pos(117,432)}-I've got a good one.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}How about Chris Lemon
and Heather Locklear

{\a1\pos(33,460)}form a crime fighting unit in
"The Lingerie Justice Files."

{\a1\pos(96,432)}-[laughs] That's great.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}Wait, wait.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}I've got another.

{\a1\pos(12,96)}Jeff Conway and Morgan Fairchild
are "The Crotchless Killers."

{\a1\pos(180,96)}[laughter]
-I like it.

{\a1\pos(264,68)}I like.

{\a1\pos(180,68)}It's got verve.

{\a1\pos(138,96)}It's got-- Well, how
about Buckner weaves a web

{\a1\pos(54,96)}of suspicion between Richard
Chamberlain and Ben Vereen in--

{\a1\pos(285,68)}-Ooh.

{\a1\pos(138,432)}-"Tap Pant Desire."

{\a1\pos(285,432)}-Crow?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Nice use of Ben Vereen.
-Yes?

{\a1\pos(12,432)}-I like the way you think.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Try this one on.
-Thank you very much.

{\a1\pos(264,432)}Oh yes.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-William Devane
tracks a killer--

{\a1\pos(264,432)}-Mm-hm.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-On a tropical paradise
in "The Hawaii Edible

{\a1\pos(138,432)}Underwear Murders."

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Oh, yes, yes.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Mike, I love you for that one.
-[sighs]

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-OK, get this.

{\a1\pos(180,96)}Lisa Hartman is
a street-wise cop

{\a1\pos(96,96)}who traps a killer
in "Cheek Beats."

{\a1\pos(117,96)}-You know, Servo, I'd
marry you for that.

{\a1\pos(180,96)}-Wooo-hoo.
-Oh, I have one.

{\a1\pos(96,432)}This one's great.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Jess Conway is a
crazed cult leader

{\a1\pos(12,432)}in "The Waco Panty Raid."

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[laughter]

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Eric Roberts is a
freaked out artist

{\a1\pos(12,460)}who gets more than he bargained
for in "Naked Came the Nude."

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[laughter]

{\a1\pos(96,96)}-Peter DeLuise and Tommy
Tune are "Cod Police."

{\a1\pos(201,68)}-That's good.

{\a1\pos(180,68)}[laughter]

{\a1\pos(180,68)}[music playing]

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[slamming doors]

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Fact-- in this movie alone,
there were more groin shots

{\a1\pos(96,460)}of the human male
body than in all

{\a1\pos(96,460)}previously viewed
movies combined.

{\a1\pos(54,432)}-With that in mind, Cambot?

{\a1\pos(201,432)}-Let's watch.

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[music playing]

{\a1\pos(180,432)}-Buffalo shots.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Think about it, won't you?
-Thank you.

{\a1\pos(222,432)}Well, sirs?

{\a1\pos(180,432)}[music playing]

{\a1\pos(201,432)}[theme music]

{\a1\pos(96,96)}-Get out of here,
you disgusting worm.