Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999): Season 4, Episode 3 - Pod People - full transcript
Alien eggs hatch on Earth after a meteor crash which spells trouble for a vacationing family, a singer on tour with his entourage, and a pair of poachers in "Pod People" (Los nuevos extraterrestres (1983)). Joel and the Bots listen to some "new age" music and write their own song.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}In the not-too-distant future
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Next Sunday A.D.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}There was a guy named Joel
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Not too different from you or me
{\a1\pos(12,460)}He worked at Gizmonic Institute
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Just another face
in a red jumpsuit
{\a1\pos(96,460)}He did a good job
cleaning up the place
{\a1\pos(201,460)}But his bosses
didn't like him
{\a1\pos(180,460)}So they shot him
into space
{\a1\pos(201,460)}We'll send him
cheesy movies
{\a1\pos(117,460)}The worst we can find
{\a1\pos(264,460)}La-la-la
{\a1\pos(96,460)}He'll have to sit
and watch them all
{\a1\pos(12,460)}And we'll monitor his mind
{\a1\pos(264,460)}La-la-la
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Now, keep in mind
Joel can't control
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Where the movies
begin or end
{\a1\pos(264,460)}La-la-la
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Because he used
those special parts
{\a1\pos(12,460)}To make his robot friends
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Robot Roll Call:
-All right, let's go!
{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Cambot!
-Pan left!
{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Gypsy!
-Hi, girl!
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-Tom Servo!
-What a cool guy!
{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Crow!
-Oh, wisecracker.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}If you're wondering
how he eats and breathes
{\a1\pos(96,460)}And other science facts
{\a1\pos(264,460)}La-la-la
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Then repeat to yourself,
"It's just a show"
{\a1\pos(54,460)}"I should really just relax"
{\a1\pos(54,460)}For Mystery Science Theater
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{\a1\pos(96,460)}IBM, CBS, RCA, the CIA,
{\a1\pos(96,460)}the FBI, the NBA,
A&P, NBC, ABC,
{\a1\pos(33,460)}R. Crumb, and C.P.O. Sharkey.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}You see, they're all the same.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}And what do I think?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}I think, if life
gives you lemons,
{\a1\pos(96,460)}you make lemonade.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Good night, and may God bless.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Hey, that was great.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Hey, I didn't know
you guys were there.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Stop, thank... thank you.
-I'd applaud if I could, but...
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Well, it's a work in progress.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}It's part of my one-man show
called "Robot on the Run."
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Wow, it's... Hey, look,
we're on, everybody. Hi!
{\a1\pos(183,460)}Hey, welcome
to the Satellite of Love.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}We're having our
art Chautauqua today.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Cool.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}FEMALE VOICE: Commercial sign
in 15 seconds.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}Anyway, Tom,
you wanna do yours?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}Let's do it.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}[ Tom clears throat ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I was born the son
of a poor Filipino merchant.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}I remember I would sit on the
stoop of my tenement brownstone
{\a1\pos(96,460)}on the Lower East Side.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I was... Uh, I was, uh...
{\a1\pos(12,460)}FEMALE VOICE: Tom, your line is,
"I was crying."
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Thank you.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}FEMALE VOICE:
Commercial sign in five,
{\a1\pos(138,460)}four, three, two...
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Commercial sign now.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}I was crying.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Whimpers ]
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Sobbing ]
{\a1\pos(306,460)}Now?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Mayo, I'm going to make
a recommendation
{\a1\pos(138,460)}that you be dropped
from the program.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Don't you do it!
Don't you do it!
{\a1\pos(54,460)}I've got nowhere else to go!
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I've got nothin'.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Hey, pretty good.
-Yeah, pretty good.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Thank you. Huh, Cool.
-Okay, anyway, I...
{\a1\pos(33,460)}...think it's time to do, uh,
the invention exchange here.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}What I've got isn't really
a new invention,
{\a1\pos(138,460)}but it's a new kind
of guitar chord.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}What you do...
{\a1\pos(54,460)}It's for the dynamic endings
of your rock show.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}This is the Mel Bay, uh,
chart right there.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}It's an A minor augmented
{\a1\pos(96,460)}with an Eddie Van Halen
bolt action on the bottom.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Cool.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}And so when you get
to the big jams
{\a1\pos(12,460)}at the end of the concert,
{\a1\pos(96,460)}you can play it. Now...
{\a1\pos(96,460)}It takes two hands
to play this chord,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}so at that point you have
your dynamic front man.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I guess Crow will do it...
will strum it.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Okay, on the count of three.
One, two, three.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Long guitar note ]
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Coughing ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}What do you think, sirs?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Oh, great, get Foghat
on the phone.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Well, our experiment
this week, Joel,
{\a1\pos(96,460)}is going to be sweeping
the country by storm.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Isn't that right, Frank?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}That's right.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}You know, all the fads
with the young people today.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}You know the kids today,
with their loud music,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}hula hoops, fax machines,
but the biggest fad these days,
{\a1\pos(201,460)}karaoke, whoo!
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Sings poorly ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}What we've done is we've
invented a Karaoke machine
{\a1\pos(117,460)}that exclusively plays
public domain songs.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}That's right. That means you can
sing into your karaoke machine,
{\a1\pos(33,460)}have as much fun as you want,
{\a1\pos(138,460)}and not pay one cent
in artist royalties.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}That's right, Frank.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Now, what happens when you go
into your favorite karaoke bar
{\a1\pos(12,460)}and you want to hear "I Want to
Know What Love is" by Foreigner?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}People vomit?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}No, Lou Gramm, songwriter
and Chess King spokesmodel
{\a1\pos(33,460)}gets a big fat royalty check,
{\a1\pos(33,460)}and that means lots of money.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}So, Joel, we've loaded
our machine
{\a1\pos(33,460)}only with public domain songs.
{\a1\pos(99,460)}All free of copyright,
all owned by you, the people.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}That's right. You wanna hit
the roll there, Jerry?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}You get "The Battle Hymn
of the Republic."
{\a1\pos(222,460)}The immortal
"Ba Ba Black Sheep."
{\a1\pos(12,460)}The turgid and bittersweet
"Gregorian Chant number 5."
{\a1\pos(54,460)}The impish "Twinkle Twinkle
Little Star."
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Mozart's the Magic Flute,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}and there's so much more.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}But your experiment this week,
Joel, is called "Pod People".
{\a1\pos(201,460)}It has nothing
to do with pods.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}It has nothing to do
with people.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}It has everything to do
with hurting.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}And we're going to sing you
into it...
{\a1\pos(12,460)}with our new public domain
karaoke machine.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}Hit it, Frank.
{\a1\pos(306,460)}Ave
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Maria
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-[ Yelling ]
-[ Alarm buzzing ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Boy, it's a good thing we
got those... those new heads on.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: Great experiment, Joel.
Great, great invention there.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Oh, pod people got
no reason to live.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: Isn't that Nia Peeples'
brother? Pod Peeple?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}-JOEL: Mm-hm.
-TOM: No.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOM: And she's married
to Maury Povich, right?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}JOEL: No, you're thinking of
Connie Chung. That's Cheston.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Sorry.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Ooh.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}JOEL: William Anton.
{\a1\pos(141,460)}I think that's
Susan Anton's half-brother.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-TOM: Could be.
-CROW: Which half?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-TOM: Huh?
-JOEL: Better half?
{\a1\pos(141,460)}JOEL: Whoa,
it's the Iron Maiden, dude.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}-JOEL: Check him out.
-CROW: Hey! Whoo!
{\a1\pos(201,460)}TOM: These...
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: I believe I'll use
my putter for...
{\a1\pos(180,460)}JOEL: For what?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}CROW: For... hittin', guys.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Oh, this is
where the Swamp Thing
{\a1\pos(96,460)}versus the sweet thang.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-TOM: Ooh.
-CROW: Ah.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOM: Ah, the tears of a clown.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Faruk Alatan? I went
to school with Faruk Alatan.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Tom Chuckling ]
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOM: Let's go skin it
and eat it now.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}That's not a Spalding.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}It's a Piquer Simon-Jack Gray
signature ball.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Huh.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}I dare you to eat it.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}TOM: No, you eat it.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}Lick it first.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: That one's hard on pants.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Tom groans ]
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: Boy, that guy's got some
unfortunate skin, all right.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Mm-hm.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}-JOEL: Really unfortunate skin.
-TOM: Yeah.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}CROW: Emergency 911.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: A man falls.
Stunned by a monster.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}JOEL: My baby.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: Oh, boldly backing away
{\a1\pos(96,460)}from where no man
has gone before.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Car sick.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Humming
the "Star Trek" theme ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Look. Between a rock
and a hard planet.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Crow laughs ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Come on and dance.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}JOEL: I'm Curly Neal,
to show you how.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}CROW: It was a dark
and stormy night.
{\a1\pos(162,460)}I'd taken
a creative writing course.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}JOEL: Daktari.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}CROW: Oh, I love taking rides
in the bog.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MAN: You sure this is the place?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}MAN 2: Sure I'm sure.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOM: I'm sure that you're sure
that I'm sure I'm sure.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-CROW: Sure?
-TOM: Sure.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}MAN 2: Well, I think I'm sure.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Think you're sure I'm sure.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Hey, does he look
dorky enough?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom laughing ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Dorky Park.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}And you think you know it all,
don't ya?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: D'oh.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I just don't want to spend
a night out in this crap
{\a1\pos(222,460)}for nothin'.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}For Christ's sake, will you keep
your voices down?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}There's rangers around here.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: Let's grab the pic-a-nic
baskets and scram, Boo-Boo.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Meanwhile,
a few miles away.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Is this...?
{\a1\pos(162,460)}JOEL: Darren,
did you just hear a comet?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Thunder rumbling ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Huh. Now, this guy's
got Renaissance Festival
{\a1\pos(117,460)}written all over him.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}JOEL AND TOM: Huzzah!
{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Thunder rumbling ]
{\a1\pos(117,460)}ALL: Lions and tigers,
and bears, oh, my!
{\a1\pos(117,460)}ALL: Lions and tigers,
and bears.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}JOEL: Oh, my!
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Well,
time to start camping.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: You dress up
as Oscar Wilde,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}and I'll sing Noel Coward songs.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}Camping!
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Chuckling ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}MAN 2: This way.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}CROW: Yeah, whatever.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOM: Tonight on Music
from Hearts of Space,
{\a1\pos(54,460)}we'll go on a cosmic joyride
with some space music
{\a1\pos(54,460)}by various Bay Area artists.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}But first...
{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Thunder rumbling ]
{\a1\pos(33,460)}MAN 2: There, that's the nest.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}We'll make a fortune
with that lot.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}They're nightingale's eggs.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I'll believe that
when they've hatched out.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Lay off. Will you, Matt?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}JOEL: Just lay off.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}MATT: Here.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}JOEL: Perfect.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Go to the truck
and bring a ladder, Sam.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOM: I didn't get cast in the
Lorne Greene role for nothin'.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Thunder rumbling ]
{\a1\pos(33,460)}There's something very strange
going on in that light.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Look over there.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Didn't you hear me?
Go get that damn ladder.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Okay.
-Move it!
{\a1\pos(222,460)}Heil Hitler.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}JOEL: I'm going, I'm going.
Jeepers.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}TOM: First up
on Hearts of Space,
{\a1\pos(201,460)}John Tesh with
"Whispering Firestorm."
{\a1\pos(99,460)}Then it's Yanni with
"Snoremaster of Trafalgamar."
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Then comes Bay Area
musician Del Mondo,
{\a1\pos(117,460)}with his Sominex suite
in D-flat.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Then a synthesized
interplanetary salute
{\a1\pos(201,460)}to Perry Como.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}A the end of the hour,
{\a1\pos(54,460)}we'll have information about
the types of sedatives used
{\a1\pos(12,460)}by tonight's artists... on Music
from the Hearts of Space.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Cat meowing ]
{\a1\pos(54,460)}JOEL: Uh, football practice.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}[ Meowing continues ]
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-TOM: Puma?
-JOEL: Puma.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Spielberg?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Cat whines ]
{\a1\pos(222,460)}CROW: Kitty.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}Oh, Mittens,
are you eating gerbils?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}BOY: Naughty kitty.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Must be punished.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Wow, his room's
becoming a disco.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Neat.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Cat meows ]
{\a1\pos(162,460)}JOEL: It's
the ABC Movie of the Week.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Tom laughs ]
{\a1\pos(141,460)}TOM:
Hmm, what pretentious crap.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}JOEL: Well, that guy's
going to get
{\a1\pos(180,460)}his presidential
physical fitness award.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}It's a done deal.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Crow grunts ]
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Tom grunts ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Come on, you wuss.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}JOEL: Come on,
you gotta want it.
{\a1\pos(120,460)}CROW: Hey, Dad
hid the eggs good this year.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Man sighs ]
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-TOM: Whoa.
-JOEL: That darn cat.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}JOEL: Huh?
{\a1\pos(99,460)}-TOM: Ooh!
-CROW: Next time on MacGyver.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: I do believe in spooks.
I do believe in spooks.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I do, I do, I do, I do,
I do believe in spooks.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I do, I do. Good night.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Huzzah!
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MAN: Ha! Did you see that?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}-TOM: Speak Middle English.
-Did you see it?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}What? What the hell are you
talking about?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Looked like... like a huge ball
of fire crashed over there.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}-Probably a bolt of lightning.
-It was no bolt of lightning.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}I tell you something crashed
back there.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}What's going on?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Well, I just saw something.
-Nothing.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Here. Hold my purse.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I swear to you, I saw something
crash back there.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}I don't know,
maybe a meteorite.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Oh, forget it, Sam.
Just go and get...
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Ready?
Push him over now.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}-...the ladder, will you? Go on.
-TOM: Oh... I love that one.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}And don't take all night.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Wish we brought Bill along
instead of that crazy moron.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Bill? He's changed sides.
Works for the rangers now.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}-JOEL: Bill jumped the fence?
-Bill on the side of the law?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}-That's incredible.
-TOM: Swings both ways now.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Let's try that nest over there.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Hmm.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}JOEL: Hey,
looks like Yoda's home.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}[ Tom imitating Yoda ]
Luke? Use the Force, Luke.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}CROW: Hmm. Nah. Nah.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Snorting ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Ah, ah, it's clearing now.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: With a name like Smuckers
raspberry preserves,
{\a1\pos(138,460)}you know it's good.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}This inflamed tissue,
the burning,
{\a1\pos(33,460)}we'd better put some peroxide.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Smuckers brand peroxide.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: I'll get a hanky.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}[ Tom clears throat ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom retches ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom coughing ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Welcome to Laserium.
Tonight, music by Rick Wakeman.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom humming ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: A ladder.
That's a rope.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Idiot.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom humming ]
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOM: Oh, forget this.
I'm gettin' out of here.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}JOEL: I'm no longer
your whipping boy.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I ain't gonna work
on Maggie's farm no more.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Truck grinding gears ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Joel laughing ]
{\a1\pos(54,460)}JOEL: If you can't find 'em,
grind 'em, right?
{\a1\pos(36,460)}[ Joel continues laughing ]
JOEL: Grind a pound for me, man.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: This Outward Bound
is really broadening him.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Man gasps ]
{\a1\pos(54,460)}MAN: Well worth the trouble.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Hey, let me have a look.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}JOEL: Good idea.
{\a1\pos(306,460)}Hmm.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-TOM: What have we here?
-JOEL: These are kola nuts.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: These are un-kola nuts.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}These will pay the rent
for a while.
{\a1\pos(120,460)}-Where's Sam?
-CROW: He's paying the rent.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Hell, I don't know.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Should've been back by now,
though.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Hey, what if the son of a...
has run out on us?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}And taken the truck, too.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}CROW: Don't touch him there.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}MAN: Come on.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}CROW: Now Mr. Science is going
to show us the white cells.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}TOM: Put that down.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: D'oh.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Oh, clean up
on aisle 7.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: It's a Gold'n Plump
chicken!
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Crow retching ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}JOEL: Ugh.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOM: Ooh, he should've checked
the freshness date on those.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Over easy.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Tom chuckling ]
{\a1\pos(117,460)}CROW: Oh, what is he,
an L.A. cop?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Man exploring
his territory here.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}CROW: Ouch.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}JOEL: I guess we know which
came first now, don't we?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Groaning ]
{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Creature growls ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Wanna make a movie,
you gotta break some eggs.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOM: Bawk, bawk, bawk.
Cluck, cluck, cluck.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}JOEL: Oh, my goodness,
it's the Easter Bunny,
{\a1\pos(138,460)}and is he ever mad.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Hey, this guy looks
like Norm Abram getting killed.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-TOM: Hmm.
-CROW: Hear that?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}CROW: Sounds like Norm Abram's
getting killed
{\a1\pos(138,460)}by a giant chicken.
[ Tom laughing ]
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOM: I gotta walk off
those eggs.
{\a1\pos(306,460)}Hoo!
{\a1\pos(33,460)}My cholesterol count's way up.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}CROW: Morning comes
to cheap white trash.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}-Was this it?
-Yeah.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}CROW: Yeah.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}MATT: I knew it. Son of a...
ran out on us.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}MAN: Ah, looks like we spend
the night out here.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: You feel comfortable, uh,
sharing a sleeping bag with me?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Ooh.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MATT: All the camping equipment
was in the pickup.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MAN: So what? Won't be the first
time you've dropped it.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}Come on.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: D'oh.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Hey, it's White Fang.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}And he's stealing
those bifocals.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: They came to Earth
to steal bifocals.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Well, it's not his
prescription, I don't think.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}CROW: I've gone blind.
{\a1\pos(162,460)}I'm looking
at the back of my retinas.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}-JOEL: No, it's just the movie.
-CROW: I'm blind.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: The movie went blind.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Oh.
Wish I had gone blind.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}[ Tom imitating Yoda ] Luke,
finish your training, you will.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Thunder rumbling ]
{\a1\pos(138,460)}JOEL: Bambi, humans
are basically good.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}TOM: Uh, check that.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}CROW: You know, Mom,
{\a1\pos(117,460)}you never hear the one
with your name on it.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}MAN: See that?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Game around here isn't usually
at all nervous.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: My bloodlust
cannot be sated.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}The light trembling of a fawn
{\a1\pos(54,460)}as it lay dying in my arms,
you know.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}MATT: Christ, you're beginning
to sound like Sam.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Son of Sam.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}MAN: ...why or what.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}But I got a funny feeling,
and I don't like it.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: I've gotta kill something
is what I gotta do.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}-TOM: How about you?
-CROW: Gino Vannelli?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}JOEL: Yee...
{\a1\pos(138,460)}TOM: Needs a shave.
{\a1\pos(120,460)}-JOEL: Ugh.
-TOM: Ooh. Right in the eye.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-ALL: Ooh.
-TOM: Whoa!
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Whoo.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}JOEL: The helpless cough of
a squirrel with a crushed face.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}that's what life's all about.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}MATT: What's the big hurry?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MAN: The big hurry's I wanna get
the hell out of here.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: I'm doing a one-man show...
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Leslie Nielson, Leslie Nielson,
Leslie Nielson.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MAN: I can tell you this,
something weird going on.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}All right, look.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}You stick around if you like.
I'm moving.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Movin' on.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}CROW: Hey, you may want to wax
that bikini hair.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Oof!
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Oh, you know,
even the movie "The Fog"
{\a1\pos(12,460)}didn't have this much fog.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}JOEL: Un-hunh.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}You know, the entry wound
of a shot is a kill.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-TOM: Okay
-CROW: Please.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MATT: At least, we'd have
four walls and a roof.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}MAN: And a jail cell tomorrow.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}MATT: Oh, yeah,
guess you're right.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: Eh, forget about that.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MAN: Give me some of that stuff.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}TOM: Hi, God.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Look, there's Julie Andrews,
and she's on fire.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}CROW: Good.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Sorry, Jules.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: You know, this scene
{\a1\pos(96,460)}didn't originally appear
in the movie,
{\a1\pos(99,460)}but they, uh... they
restored it. Aren't you glad?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Oh, thank you, AMC.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}Huh. Mm-hm.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Aah! It's the camera man.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}He's looking
through the wrong lens.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: Oh, that comb... used to
belong to Keith Richards.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Crow retching ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Look what I've got here,
Uncle Bill.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Huh, centipede.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}It's a lithobius forficatus.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}To me, it's a centipede.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}It's always been called
a centipede.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}CROW: He's a loving
and giving caregiver.
{\a1\pos(204,460)}WOMAN:
What have you got there?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}A lithobius forficatus.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Centipede.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}Well, chuck
the filthy thing away.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}It's for my insect collection.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Then, take it up to your room,
okay?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Can I go out and find
some more specimens?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Later. You've got to help
your uncle in the cellar.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Now, then,
finish your breakfast.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}TOM: Aw.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Oops, wrong bowl.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Groaning ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Lively music ]
{\a1\pos(201,460)}TOM: 3M today.
A more vibrant future
{\a1\pos(54,460)}for the plastic resin-based
industries!
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Ah, finally a movie
for our generation.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Swingin'.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Whoo.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Get your bike ready,
leather jacket on
{\a1\pos(54,460)}JOEL: Hey, it's Greg Brady!
TOM & CROW: Cool.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Let the engine go.
Oh, no, hold it. Hold it.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-It stinks.
-CROW: We agree.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Let's take it again
from the top.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Here's your coffee.
I made it special.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}I'll be right over here. Bye.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}MAN: You guys are
all over the place.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}TOM: Yeah, you're up
in the mountains.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}You're in the studio.
You're in a cave.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}You're in a shotgun shack.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}You're in another part
of the world.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}You're on top
of Old Smokey there.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Huh. You're all over the place.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}CROW: We're just as confused
as you are, folks.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: Ah, the heck with this,
Norm.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Let's go down to the suburbs
{\a1\pos(180,460)}and crash
through a school window.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Hey, okay.
Hey, you hear about Phil?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}He got hit by a truck
last night.
{\a1\pos(141,460)}TOM:
Ooh, down by the salt lick?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-CROW: Yeah.
-TOM: Oh, what a shame.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}MAN: Ah, here they come.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: Walkin' down the street.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}They get the funniest looks
from everyone they meet.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOM: Wait, those aren't deer.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}CROW: Well, let's shoot them.
They're not wearing orange.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: They're going to die
in that Samurai Jeep anyway.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Gears grinding ]
{\a1\pos(201,460)}CROW: Uh, uh,
you're still in first.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: No... Mo... You don't know
how to drive a stick, do you?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}MAN: Oh, hell,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}don't say they're going to
have problems, not now.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}CROW: They're going to have
problems, not now.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}MAN: Christ.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}No. There they go.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}They're okay.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}Good riddance.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Now we can kill us some game
in peace and quiet.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}TOM: Do you realize
what you just said?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Matt laughs ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MATT: Or maybe just go and rest
in the cabin.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}JOEL: Huzzah.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom laughing ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MAN: I say we take a rest.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}ALL: Aah!
{\a1\pos(117,460)}...kick her into gear
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Steady as she goes
Am I flying overdrive
{\a1\pos(78,460)}-TOM: Flying over trout?
-MAN: Heading down the highway
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOM: Hey, you think the mike's
picking up their dancing?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}All I wanna feel is the wind
in my eyes
{\a1\pos(33,460)}CROW: Lyrics by Mrs. Johnson's
Kindergarten Class.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}-TOM: Wind in my eyes?
-All systems ready to go
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: All victims ready
to skull?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}-MAN: Hear the engines roar now
-TOM: Idiot control now
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Hear the engines roar now.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOM: Idiot control...
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Hey, Greg Louganis
is so talented.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}JOEL: Cute, too.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Young Republicans...
They're so hip!
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: This may...
{\a1\pos(12,460)}might be Mike CurbCongregation's
best album ever!
{\a1\pos(180,460)}BACKUP SINGERS:
Burning rubber tires
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Whoo!
{\a1\pos(162,460)}-That's nice.
-Now they got it together.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Oh, yeah, they got it
together now.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom laughing ]
{\a1\pos(138,460)}CROW: Hmm, hmm, hmm,
ceiling needs painting.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WOMAN: He is really good.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Good? He's the best.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Oh, I could say...
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Uh, just leave it
like that.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Hear the engines roar now
{\a1\pos(12,460)}ALL: Hear the young potato
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Hear the engines roar now
{\a1\pos(117,460)}ALL: Idiot control now
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Hear the engines roar now
{\a1\pos(306,460)}TOM:
Hideous control now
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Hear the engines roar now
{\a1\pos(204,460)}ALL:
Digging Minnie Pearl now
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Hear the engines roar now
{\a1\pos(201,460)}Wheels on fire
Burning rubber tires
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Whoo!
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Hear the engines roar now
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: Nice song, but I think
it needs a hook or something.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Hear the engines roar now
{\a1\pos(138,460)}TOM: Get down, Crow.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Hear the engines roar now
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: I can't. Back up.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Hear the engines roar now
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Whoo!
{\a1\pos(138,460)}JOEL: If these guys
get any more soul,
{\a1\pos(96,460)}we'll have to order out
for greens.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Okay
-Hmm? Good.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Sighing ]
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Well?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Hmm?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-It stinks.
-TOM: D'oh.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}ALL: Whah, whah, whah.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Well, what's the matter with it?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Who knows?
It was great.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Hmm.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Sighs ]
{\a1\pos(201,460)}BACKUP SINGER:
I hope you're joking.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}I never joke about my living.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Well, I thought
it was great this time.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}Great? Yeah.
Kathy was half-asleep,
{\a1\pos(96,460)}and you, Tracy, you were
blasting out like a foghorn.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}What's wrong with him, then?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Did he get up on the wrong side
of the bed?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-CROW: You should know.
-TOM: Hey, shh.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-And you.
-Me, what?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Come on, out with it.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}You came in half a beat late.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}JOEL: Ooh.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}SINGER: What are you
talking about, Rick?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Back in a minute...
{\a1\pos(141,460)}SINGER:
I came in half a beat late?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I'm not going to argue, Sharon.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}You came in late.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}Come on, Rick,
give me a break.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}You're always early.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}You're impossible to follow.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MAN: Yay. Fantastic, everybody.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}JOEL: Hey, it's Andy Travis
from WKRP!
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Gary's really excited
about this take.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Why don't you ask him?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-TOM: Hmm?
-Hmm?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Hey, guys, the fun's over.
{\a1\pos(57,460)}Well, I still say
you were all fantastic. Really.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}It's gonna be a hit for sure.
You wanna hear it again?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}-ALL: No. No.
-That's okay, Gary.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}It's been a long day.
We'll hear it on Monday.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}Thanks.
Have a nice weekend.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: But it's Wednesday.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Long weekend.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}MAN: And now,
let's get out of here.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}Let's get up
into those mountains
{\a1\pos(12,460)}and breathe a little fresh air.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}After the atmosphere in here,
it'll probably kill us.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}MAN: Tracy,
go pick up the scores.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: And my leather clown suit.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Me and my big mouth.
-Place is really great.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}You'll love it up there.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Hey, Gary, how about it. Huh?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}Sorry, honey.
Got a mess of work.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh, come on, Gary.
You'll have a wonderful time.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}I'll belong to you,
soul and body.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}CROW: No, I just ate.
Thanks.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}GARY: I'm sorry, Tracy, it's
been a long week, and, well...
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Okay, don't worry.
I get the message.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I know I'm not your type.
{\a1\pos(78,460)}What the hell?
There's always Robert Redford.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: Oh, we gotta go, guys.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Come on, give me a break.
-TRACY: That's what I was doing.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Oh.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TRACY: Don't call us.
We'll call you.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: She should be more
accessible, you know?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}-So long, super stud.
-TOM: Yeah.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}All right, all right,
let's do it again.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}You come in late, girls,
again... you're out.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}All right?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}All right, from the top.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}[ Lively music plays ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}With a pickle mind
We kick the nipple beers
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Steady as a goat
We're flying over trout
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Ghetto down the highway
At the speed of light
{\a1\pos(138,460)}All I wanna feel now
Is the wind in my eyes
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Sack of monkeys
In my pocket
{\a1\pos(96,460)}My sister's ready to go
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Hear the engines roar now
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Hear the engines roar now
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Idiot control now
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Idiot control now
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Hideous control now
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Hideous control now
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Ninny on the road now
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Ninny on the road now
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Minnie in control
{\a1\pos(201,460)}Wheels on fire
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Burning rubber tires
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Gypsy mumbling ]
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Whoo!
{\a1\pos(96,460)}He's pretty good.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Good? He's the best.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Blurry jelly rolls now
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Blurry jelly rolls now
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Hiddy lets it go now
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Hiddy lets it go now
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Needy inches bow down
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Needy inches bow down
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Pitying a poor boy
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Pitying a poor boy
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Hear the engines roar
{\a1\pos(222,460)}Bees on pie
Burning rubber tires
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Whoo!
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Sighing ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh, great. Pretty good.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}What do you think?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Pinging sound ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}It stinks.
{\a1\pos(57,460)}-Mom...
-ALL: Hear the engines roar now
{\a1\pos(138,460)}TOM: Woof. That was
a hot session, huh?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Oh, yeah.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}RICK: Look, Sharon, honey,
I'm sorry.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I got all uptight.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: D'oh.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}RICK: This is important to me,
this LP, you know that.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Don't you?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Just forget it, will you?
{\a1\pos(225,460)}You know
I didn't mean anything.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOM: Ah, kiss me, you big lug.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Mm-mm.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TRACY: Hey, you got all weekend.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Oh, that's right.
All for fun.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}-TOM: Oh, that's sweet, huh?
-JOEL: Oh, neat. Let's go.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}CROW: And they have Pringles.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TRACY: You think the weather's
going to hold?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOM: No, I think it's
just going to stop.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Hey, where did you say
we were going?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-CROW: To hell.
-Cinder National Forest.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Sighs ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}It's a fantastic place.
So peaceful and so quiet.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Not a soul for miles, I suppose.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}JOEL: I'm not bringing mine.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}It's really out of the way.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Just a few rangers
and a lot of bears.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}I guess I'll just have
to find a ranger
{\a1\pos(33,460)}or a bear to sleep with, then.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: What are you saying?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Ooh. Oh, sorry, wrong movie.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}WOMAN: I'm cold.
I didn't bring my jacket.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}CROW: Or your brain.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}WOMAN: Do you mind if I put
on one of yours, Rick, darling?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Look, Pocahontas,
Rick's mine.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Somebody else needs warming up.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Who the hell is that?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Hi, y'all.
I'm Laura Stapleton.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Maureen Stapleton?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-CROW: Naw.
-TOM: Looking good.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}LAURA: Oh, Ricky,
you were wonderful.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Marvelous.
You were all great.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}We're going to have
such fun this weekend.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-TOM: Uh-oh.
-Yeah, great fun.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Ooh.
{\a1\pos(183,460)}-Sharon!
-What's got into that...?
{\a1\pos(183,460)}-CROW: Girl.
-Are you all right, Rick?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}CROW: All right in the bags?
S'all right.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}LAURA: Open this door!
{\a1\pos(54,460)}BRIAN: Who on Earth made you
invite her along?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-LAURA: What's going on?
-Forgot we met the other day.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I guess I must've told her
about the weekend by accident.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Yeah, accidently on purpose.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}Never thought
she'd actually come.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Well, tell her to get lost.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I can't do that, can I?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Turns out she's the daughter
of one of the bosses here.
{\a1\pos(78,460)}Makes her part of
the establishment, doesn't it?
{\a1\pos(162,460)}And she happens
to like the way I perform.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Anyway, an artist has to think
about his public, doesn't he?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}-TOM: Can't argue with that.
-JOEL: Ah, you make sense.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}LAURA: What's going on?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Especially if your public
has boobs like that.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOM: Uh, Joel, what are boobs?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}JOEL: You know,
like Jethro Bodine?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOM: Oh, boobs. Okay.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}BRIAN: Sharon...
{\a1\pos(99,460)}I think you're making
a mountain out of a molehill.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}[ Tom clears throat ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}SHARON: Leave me alone.
I'm going home.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: To change, I hope.
{\a1\pos(204,460)}Believe me,
it's not what you think.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: It's what you're wearing.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}SHARON: Of course not.
It's probably worse.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Anyway, that's it.
I'm finished with him.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Listen, Sharon.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Deep down, that guy is nuts
about you.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Mm-hm.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}BRIAN: Making out with chicks
is part of his act as an artist.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}JOEL: Hmm.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}One today,
a different one tomorrow.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}JOEL: See, cheating is hip.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}BRIAN: Accept the fact.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}And if you love him,
stand up and fight for him.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOM: Enjoy being used.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}BRIAN: There's no way
you lose out.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Especially against some idiot
like that.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}So cool it. And relax.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Okay.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Brian's right, you know, Sharon.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-TOM: Mm-hm.
-Yes, isn't he always?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Mm-hm.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Why couldn't I fall in love
with him?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Laughing ]
{\a1\pos(54,460)}-JOEL: And then they, oh...
-TOM: Come on, knuckleheads.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Still friends. Yeah.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Hey, try to be nice to your
boyfriend's girlfriend...
{\a1\pos(180,460)}boyfriend.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOM: There, that'll keep 'em.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-TOM: Uncle Bill?
-CROW: Jody?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}-JOEL: Buffy?
-TOM: Mr. French?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}JOEL: Mrs. Beasley?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-TOM: Chief?
-CROW: McCloud?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom laughing ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}-CROW: Boy, I hate Kenny.
-JOEL: Oh, that's not Kenny.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-JOEL: We like this kid.
-CROW: Oh.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}CROW: Hey, it's Desi and Lucy
in "The Big, Big Trailer"!
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom laughing ]
{\a1\pos(117,460)}-JOEL: It's neat, huh?
-CROW: Yeah.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Is this white Reggae?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}What should I do?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}It's getting late
{\a1\pos(180,460)}I'm feeling blue
{\a1\pos(54,460)}JOEL: No, this is Morrissey.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Oh!
JOEL: I love it.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I sometimes think
{\a1\pos(117,460)}It's one of the jokes
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Ooga.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: It's a kooky radio,
isn't it?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Crow imitating Laura ]
Yeah, it goes in my ear.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom laughing ]
{\a1\pos(138,460)}TOM: Boy, you know,
Ringo did some bad songs,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}but this is really embarrassing.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}JOEL: Yeah.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-What should I do?
-CROW: Retire.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}She hasn't come
{\a1\pos(180,460)}I'm feeling blue
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Hmm, this should fit
over my head.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}That you will come
at the end
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: What?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Why you didn't call
and tell me
{\a1\pos(138,460)}CROW: Give me that.
I'll scratch your eyes out.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}SHARON: ...found a worse road
than this?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Laughing ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Fun. Levity.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOM: Ah, the von Trapp Family
Singers on the road.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Hope they find some Nazis.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom laughing ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Enjoy the good life
in retirement.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Scene back roads,
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Morrissey songs
24 hours a day.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}JOEL: And it really
came together
{\a1\pos(138,460)}when Mom sang along.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}You call me to tell me
you love me
{\a1\pos(117,460)}You play the same game
again
{\a1\pos(12,460)}What do you want from me?
[ Echoing ]
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOM: Oh, oh, Joel, Joel, Joel,
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I'm tripping, tripping,
tripping.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}-CROW: Talk him down, Joel.
-JOEL: It's just an Echoplex.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}CROW: Talk him down.
{\a1\pos(36,460)}-TOM: Oh.
-JOEL: It's the Echoplex, buddy.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Whew. I was worried.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}CROW: Hey, look, we paid for
the van. We're gonna film it.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: Paid for the song, too.
Gonna use it all.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Oh, terrific, we're saved
by the Gates of Hell.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}CROW: Hey, what is it
about the Gates of Hell
{\a1\pos(138,460)}that compels people
to wander into 'em?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: It's because of Smuckers
raspberry preserves.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Man,
what's he going to do,
{\a1\pos(117,460)}borrow a cup of sugar
from Satan?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: No, he's going to borrow
{\a1\pos(162,460)}a cup
of Smuckers raspberry jam.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}It's most like real fruit.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-TOM: Beastmaster?
-CROW: Ringo?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-JOEL: Axl?
-TOM & CROW: Sinead?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-TOM: Chief?
-CROW: McCloud?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}[ Joel imitating boy ]
Wow, specimen jackpot.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Just, uh, put away
his Dinty Moore.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Oh, that'll go great
in his alien mutant hell beast
{\a1\pos(117,460)}from space collection.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Gasps ]
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: It says, "Don't laugh.
It's paid for."
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-JOEL: In Braille?
-TOM: Mm-hm.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}BRIAN: Hey, one of you go
and help Rick collect firewood.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}-JOEL: I'll go. I wanna die.
-[ Electronic chirping ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Syntho birds.
{\a1\pos(36,460)}-JOEL: Hmm.
-CROW: Hey, it's a Casio forest.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}[ Electronic chirping
continues ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: They parked
next to a data stream.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Hmm.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Hmm.
{\a1\pos(183,460)}LAURA:
Rick? Ricky, wait for me.
{\a1\pos(306,460)}Hey.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Hey, put the Casio
back in the van.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}LAURA: I don't think the others
like me being here.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}JOEL: Duh.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}LAURA: They haven't said
a word to me.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Ignore them, then.
-Oh, sure.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}I would, but they dry-click
their revolvers at me.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}RICK: What brought you here?
Me or them?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}You, and you're right.
I don't care.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Kiss me, Ricky.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}CROW: Where?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}RICK: Not now. Later.
They're waiting for us.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}I only asked you to kiss me.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Don't you want to?
-CROW: No, I...
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Muffled ]
{\a1\pos(117,460)}CROW: You got my gum.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Muffled ]
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Rick!
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Where are you, Rick?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Mmph... over here.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}RICK: Hold on!
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Sighs ]
{\a1\pos(222,460)}I'm coming!
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Mm-hm.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: This is CNN.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}WOMAN: Tommy.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Have you been playing with
the gatekeeper again, Tommy?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-BRIAN: Well...
-TOM: Mmm.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}If nothing else...
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Oh, you know,
Steve tastes great.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}-I wish everybody liked them.
-TOM: A little more pelvis?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}What do you think, Laura, dear?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Mmm. Real good.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}Hmm, you look
like you're enjoying it.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}My mother's just the best darn
cook in the world.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}She taught me to enjoy
good eating.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Mmm.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TRACY: Especially steaks, huh?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Not only.
All kinds of meat.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Pelvis.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}SHARON: Sounds like a talented
lady, your mother.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: My mother was a saint!
{\a1\pos(54,460)}LAURA: ...you guys laughing
at me all the time.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}JOEL: We're laughing
with you, dear heart...
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TRACY: Oh, yeah, sure.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I know that you hate me.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}You're jealous, aren't ya?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Because Ricky likes me.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Well, that's the way the cookie
crumbles, honey.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Ooh.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Tell her what we did
in the woods, Ricky.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}She'd love to know.
Right, Sharon?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-[ Screams ]
-TOM: Coffee?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Laura huffs ]
{\a1\pos(36,460)}TRACY: Laura!
-TOM: You forgot your breakfast!
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TRACY: I think I better
go after her.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}No, leave her alone
for a while.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Let her cool off.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Or get eaten by creatures.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}TOM: Snap an ankle,
die of exposure.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}BRIAN: You know, we have been
very hard on her.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}CROW: Yeah, but it's a good
chance to thin out the cast.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Tom imitating weeping ]
I don't even like coffee.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Weeping ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom slurping ]
{\a1\pos(117,460)}JOEL: Only half a cup?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Mm-hm.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}TOM: Don't you like
the rich taste?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Mmm.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-CROW: Dad?
-TOM: Mummy?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Ricky? Is that you?
-CROW: Mr. Drysdale?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Mr. Eddie's father?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}LAURA: Don't play games with me,
please.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}-CROW: Mr. Douglas.
-TOM: Mr. Haney.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-CROW: Lisa?
-TOM: Chief?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}CROW: McCloud?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Please come out.
-TOM: Shaking the trees.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Ricky, I'm frightened.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Gasps ]
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Hey, look at the little birdie
I caught.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: It's a girl, you idiot.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MAN: You know what, Matt?
You're a real blockhead.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}You're just looking
to land up in jail.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}JOEL: Come on. I can use you
in my act. Huzzah.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}MAN: I ain't doing nothing.
You better run.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}It's all forest that way.
She won't get far.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: D'oh.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}MATT: Come on.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: And there,
on the handle, was...
{\a1\pos(117,460)}You're not listening.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}TRACY: Great weather
for a picnic.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I read it in my horoscope.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: My horoscope said you'd be
stalked by a leather mug maker
{\a1\pos(54,460)}from a Renaissance Festival.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Panting ]
{\a1\pos(201,460)}TOM: Run away!
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MATT: Jesus, that little... Can
run a lot faster than I thought.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Yeah, well, you're a jerk.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Ooh, touche.
Very clever.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Gasps ]
{\a1\pos(117,460)}-[ Creature growling ]
-[ Screams ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Next week on Mannix.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TRACY: God, what was that?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Sounded like Laura
leaping to her death.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}TRACY: Laura?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Jerk. You're a jerk.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Over there, jerk.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}Come on, jerk.
Such a jerk.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}SHARON: Come on.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Wait, did we leave
the iron on?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}BRIAN: Laura!
Where are you, Laura?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}JOEL: Tell Laura I love her.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}BRIAN: Laura!
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOM: Huh? Is your name Laura?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MAN: Nothing but trouble, Matt.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Let's get out of here fast.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Bitty-bitty-bitty.
Wanna dance, Buck?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom laughing ]
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: Oh, it's Laura Palmer.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Thunder rumbling ]
{\a1\pos(222,460)}Soupy Sales.
{\a1\pos(78,460)}-This way.
-CROW: What, do you smell her?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}-TOM: Yeah, like a bloodhound.
-CROW: Yeah.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}RICK: There she is.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Don't move.
We'll come down.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}BRIAN: Laura!
{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Laura!
-Jesus.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-She isn't dead, is she?
-I don't think so.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}But she's sure in bad shape.
Get her legs.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Yeah, quick,
move her spine around a lot.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Making bone cracking noises ]
{\a1\pos(222,460)}CROW: Dope.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}Laura! Rick!
{\a1\pos(201,460)}-TOM: Bosley?
-JOEL: Angels?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-TOM: Chief?
-CROW: McCloud?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}KATHY: Daddy, where are you?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-TOM: Daddy?
-JOEL: Leviathan?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}-TOM: Laverne?
-Where are they?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Crow imitating Squiggy ]
Hello!
{\a1\pos(138,460)}SHARON: Over there.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom laughing ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Oh, my God, what happened?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}I don't know.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}TOM: She's claiming
she's Anais Nin.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Things could get
kind of tricky now.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}This place is going to be
swarming with rangers soon.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}We better be on our way
out of here.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: We shouldn't have stole
that pic-a-nic basket.
{\a1\pos(36,460)}MAN: We'll make for the old
hideout in the canyon, Big Bend.
{\a1\pos(141,460)}-JOEL: Huzzah.
-Christ, that's miles away.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Thunder rumbling ]
{\a1\pos(264,460)}Come on.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: Quick, let's fold her.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}CROW: Well, I'm so glad they
turned her into a vegetable.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}BRIAN: Give me one
of the blankets.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Uh, no, that's okay.
I'm not cold.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}-CROW: It's for her.
-TOM: Oh.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TRACY: Here.
This'll warm her up.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}TOM: Uh, no thanks.
I'm not thirsty.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}-CROW: It's for her, for her.
-JOEL: For her.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}-[ Chuckles ]
-TOM: Yes.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: She obviously
doesn't need it.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-BRIAN: She's out cold.
-CROW: Yeah.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}We've got to get her
to a hospital.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}JOEL: Or a bar.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}BRIAN: Hold on, Rick.
It's more than 50 miles.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}In this weather, in these roads,
you wouldn't get very far.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}We have to do something, Brian.
We can't just leave her.
{\a1\pos(183,460)}It's my fault.
I forced her to run away.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Oh, Sharon, it wasn't you.
It was me.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}-She'll be all right.
-JOEL: It's her fault.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}RICK: Don't cry now.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}What can we do, Brian?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}CROW: Jam a sandwich
down her throat.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}BRIAN:...refuge at Black Butte,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}where there's a telephone,
and they can help us.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Then, let's get out things.
Come on.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Meanwhile,
in another movie...
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Ah, patience, gentle viewer.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}This'll all make sense
in the end.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}-[ Chuckles ]
-TOM: Not.
{\a1\pos(36,460)}CROW: I wonder when Flo
and Alice are going to get here.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Mel, at home.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom muffled ]
Let me out.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}I said, let me out.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}I said, let me out.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}Ow, ow.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}-CROW: Shave and a haircut?
-TOM: Two bits.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Heart beating ]
{\a1\pos(201,460)}WOMAN: Tommy.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Just tending the incubus,
mother.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Cat meowing ]
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Why haven't you gone
to bed yet?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}I did, Mom,
but kitty was meowing,
{\a1\pos(201,460)}and I thought
maybe he was hungry.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Oh, he's already eaten
at least three times today.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Then, he certainly
shouldn't have any more.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Okay, come on, into bed.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}One of these days we're going
to have trouble with you two.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}In you get.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: And remember,
no wire hangers!
{\a1\pos(222,460)}Settle down.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Now, go to sleep.
All right?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Yes, Mom.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}Good night.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}-TOM: Good night, mother.
-JOEL: Good night, John-boy.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}-TOM: Good night, Hardcastle.
-JOEL: Good night, McCormick.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-TOM: Good night, Chief.
-CROW: Good night, McCloud.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom laughing ]
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Cat meows ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOMMY: You all just wait
and see.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}You're going to have
a new friend soon.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Chuckles ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: That's really great,
little kid.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Sad.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Spends a lot of time
alone. Ugh.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Oh, he's trying
to hatch the egg.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}What is he, Horton?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom laughing ]
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Tom snores ]
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOM: Okay, so is this Movie A?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}JOEL: Beats me.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Raspberries ]
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOM: Well, let's see.
The hunters are in Movie A.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}The kid was in Movie B.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}CROW: Ah, this is the Cowsills
part. This is Movie C....C.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: I shouldn't have had
so much coffee.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}I'll be right back.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Ooh, enter the fog machine.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}JOEL: Come on, honey.
You're gonna love it here.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}RICK: Hello?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}Anybody home?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}What do you want
at this time of night?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}We need help.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Well, go and find it
somewhere else.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Wait a minute, please.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Please, we need help.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}What's going on, Bill?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Just a troublemaker.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}-CROW: Nah, Jehovah Witnesses.
-Please, we need help.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Open the door, Bill.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Go on.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}JOEL: Open the door.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}RICK: Please, ma'am,
can we use your phone?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}There's been an accident.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: She soiled herself.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}-What kind of trouble?
-TOM: Oh, please.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-She fell.
-Bring her in.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-TOM: Accident.
-The telephone room.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Follow me.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Wakka-wakka?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}RICK: This phone isn't working.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}CROW: Give me that. I'll show
you how to use a prop phone.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-All right?
-Yeah, fine.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Eh, just a few more rooms,
and you'll be there.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}Keep going.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Ooh, nice.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}RICK: The line's dead.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}There's been a rock fall.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}The road's blocked.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}The phone lines
are probably down, too.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}JOEL: There's no way
out of this film.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}BILL: God only knows
how you got this far.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Did you get through
to the hospital?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}CROW: No, it's a prop phone.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}RICK: No way.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}The phone's screwed up.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}That's all we need.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}JOEL: Man, if it's not
one thing, it's another.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}BRIAN: Surely there must be
some way of getting help.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: Hey, life stinks, man.
Deal with it.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}BILL: Not now, there ain't.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-You sure?
-Of course I am.
{\a1\pos(162,460)}Come on.
I'll make you some coffee.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}Don't worry.
She'll be all right.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Mm-hm.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}MOM: With a good night's rest,
she'll be as right as rain
{\a1\pos(180,460)}in the morning.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: Yeah, that's what cures
a crushed spine.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Uh-huh.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}SHARON: What's going on?
{\a1\pos(204,460)}Nothing.
The phone's not working.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}The road back to town
is blocked.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Looks like there's
no way out of here.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}But Laura needs help.
There must be some way.
{\a1\pos(78,460)}Doesn't look like it.
Not in this bloody wilderness.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}You and your out of the way
places.
{\a1\pos(99,460)}-TOM: D'oh.
-SHARON: Come on now, Rick...
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Wow, a rock group
staying at my house?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Too much.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}RICK: I know.
I'm not blaming you.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}It'll all be all right.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}I know where we can get help.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Please, Mrs., uh...
-Stevens.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-Thank you.
-Molly Stevens.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Tell us, Mrs. Stevens.
-JOEL: Molly Stevens.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Just a few miles from here
there's a forest ranger's cabin.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}They've got a radio.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Then, what are we waiting for?
{\a1\pos(264,460)}Not now.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}You'll have to wait
for daylight.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}At night you wouldn't make it.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Anyway, since it's springtime,
{\a1\pos(96,460)}the rangers will be out
searching for poachers.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I'm right, Bill, aren't I?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}CROW: Oh, yeah, I'll give you
that one.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}MOLLY: Bill knows
where the patrols get to.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}He'll take you there tomorrow.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Now you must get some rest.
It's no good worrying.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}MOLLY: We've got plenty
of space here.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}So as soon as you finish
your coffee,
{\a1\pos(54,460)}I'll show you to your room.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}BRIAN: You're being very kind.
{\a1\pos(99,460)}TOM: Egg? Say, egg.
There's a lot of people here.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}-TOM: Have ya... Huh?
-[ Tommy gasps ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}JOEL: Hey, uh...
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOM: Ooh, we gotta go.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Groaning ]
{\a1\pos(138,460)}JOEL: Creamy living
chocolate center.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Ech!
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Heart beating ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Oh, hiya, Crow.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Oh, hi. Whatcha doin'?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Oh, we were just inspired
{\a1\pos(12,460)}by the cool, new-age music
of this movie,
{\a1\pos(138,460)}so we decided to use
the wall of keyboards
{\a1\pos(117,460)}and make out own great
new new-age music.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}You wanna help?
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Sure.
Uh, what can I do?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Well, I could teach you
how to play the keyboards.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Will it take long?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}No, of course not.
Come on over here.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Here, check this out.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Okay, put your hand... Come on,
put your hand over here.
{\a1\pos(141,460)}-Okay.
-Put your finger down. See?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-Like that?
-Yeah.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}-[ Note being played ]
-Ah.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Yeah, you got... you're playing
a new-age chord now, okay?
{\a1\pos(306,460)}Hey.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Just like Yanni. All right, now,
put another finger down.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Okay.
-See?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Now you're playing
a Yanni lick.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Now, hold it down for an hour.
-Yeah.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Now hold it down till you get
a record contract
{\a1\pos(96,460)}from Windham Hill.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Oh, hey, cool.
-See?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Servo, check it out.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}It's my new new-age Yanni lick.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Uh, Joel, hold on my new new-age
Yanni lick.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}I've got to put
my sandwich down.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}Okay. Got it.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}This music's kind of dull,
isn't it?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Yeah, but it's a good way
to make a lot of money
{\a1\pos(117,460)}without a big initial
investment.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Clears throat ]
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Okay.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}And now music
from some guys in space.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Tonight on music
from some guys in space,
{\a1\pos(54,460)}more fine new new-age music
and sounds
{\a1\pos(12,460)}from super progressive Bay Area
new-age keyboardist
{\a1\pos(201,460)}Joel Robinson.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Joel will be accompanied
on the wall of keyboards
{\a1\pos(117,460)}by veteran minimalist
Crow T. Robot.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}We invite you to sit back
and enjoy
{\a1\pos(33,460)}more repetitive new-age music
{\a1\pos(54,460)}as we cruise the space ways.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Come along, fellow travelers,
{\a1\pos(180,460)}and enjoy music
from some guys in space.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Alarm buzzing ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Hey, we got movie sign,
you guys.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}It's movie sign, next time
on Emergency 911.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Tom, you're stuck
in Shatner mode.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}A duck with an arrow
through its neck.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Come on, man, snap out of it.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Crow, wake up!
-Movie sign!
{\a1\pos(285,460)}What?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ All screaming ]
{\a1\pos(33,460)}When I get a hold of that Sam,
I swear I'll kill him.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Standing us up here like this.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Oh, it's not so bad.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}There's a connection I know
{\a1\pos(96,460)}who'll give us at least,
I'd say...
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOM: You awake, Crow?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}-...3,000 bucks for this lot.
-CROW: Yeah.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Crow sighs ]
{\a1\pos(138,460)}How are we supposed
to get back to tow, huh?
{\a1\pos(264,460)}On foot?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Wait a minute, I'm...
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-[ Tom exhales ]
-TOM: Yep.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Sighs ]
{\a1\pos(138,460)}MAN: It wouldn't be
the first time.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom chuckles ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Why don't we take
the kids camper?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}Are you crazy?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Uh, can I think about it?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MAN: Haven't you screwed things
up enough already? Huh?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Well, he did write
the script.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}JOEL: Huzzah.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MATT: What was that noise?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Maybe it's the rangers.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}JOEL: Hey, Boo-Boo.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Eww.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Mm-hm.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}MATT: What on Earth is that?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Looks like a cross
between a pig and a bear.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}-CROW: A pear?
-My god it's ugly.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Hey, you're no prize
yourself, Dan Folgelberg.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom laughing ]
{\a1\pos(222,460)}Be careful.
It could be dangerous.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Cocks gun ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Ah, it may be ugly, but it
appears harmless enough.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}JOEL: Hey, it's
Mr. Snuffleupagus.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-TOM: Cute:
-CROW: I see...
{\a1\pos(33,460)}MATT: Sure is a strange bird.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Think it could be
worth something?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}-TOM: Queer kind of duck.
-MAN: Yeah, maybe.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-TOM: Maybe.
-Keep him busy.
{\a1\pos(120,460)}-TOM: Keep him busy?
-Hey, uh, enjoying yourself?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Take a little night stroll?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Trouble is, the weather's
a little bit rough for that.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}MATT: Isn't it?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}CROW: Stop the inane
conversation.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}MAN: Go on talking.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: You live around here much?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}MATT: Eh, you must be hungry,
huh?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Have some.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}CROW: It's one of you,
only gamier.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-TOM: Eww.
-MATT: It won't hurt ya.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}-JOEL: So you like Chinese food?
-Don't be afraid. Come on.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}MATT: Help yourself.
{\a1\pos(183,460)}-JOEL: Huh?
-TOM: Mongolian barbecue?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-JOEL: Ha.
-TOM: Oh.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}MAN: Matt, come on!
Give me a hand!
{\a1\pos(54,460)}CROW: Get the drawn butter.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MAN: Christ, he's strong.
I can't... I can't hold him.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Screams ]
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOM: Alf, no! No, Alf!
{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Creature grunts ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Ooh.
Big mistake.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}CROW: Hey, that long nose must
be handy in hard-to-reach areas.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom laughing ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom humming ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Just pad out the scene here
a little bit.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Humming ]
{\a1\pos(117,460)}JOEL: Hey, what gives?
I'm on the milk carton.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Hmm.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOMMY: You're hungry again.
Aren't you?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}There's no need to worry,
Trumpy.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}You like that name.
Don't you, Trumpy?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}-CROW: I prefer Milky Bear.
-TOMMY: I'm your friend.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOMMY: And I won't let
anyone hurt you.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: I named you
after Donald Trump.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}Trumpy.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Hello.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Crow imitating Trumpy ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Hey, look.
Look what I got for you.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Mucus.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOMMY: Oh, boy. You sure are
greedy. Aren't you?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Mm-hm.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOMMY: Wow, if you keep drinking
milk like that,
{\a1\pos(54,460)}you're going to grow really
big and strong.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Then we can play together.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}You know what playing is,
Trumpy?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}CROW: Yes, it's where
I break you in half.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOMMY: No? I'll teach you.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}We're going to have such fun.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Foreigner.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Uh, meanwhile in Movie C.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Uh, I think
this is Movie D.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-TOM: Oh.
-CROW: D for dumb.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Tom chuckling ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Okay.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Gasps ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}JOEL: Oh, great.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOMMY: Oh, boy,
how you've grown.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: Yeah, during the cutaway
anything's possible.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOMMY: Keep growing like that,
and you won't fit any clothes.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Then what are we going to do?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Tommy, come on down
and eat your breakfast.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}You've got to hide.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Belches ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}You understand?
You've got to hide.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Tommy, did you hear me?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOM: Can you feel me near you?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Oh, what a nightmare.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Ooh, I dreamt I was
a crappy actress
{\a1\pos(33,460)}in a horrible monster... film.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Hey, wait a minute.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: Oh, no, she really does
have combination skin.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Eww.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Oh. Oh, my goodness.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Oh, bad. Big bad...
Big bad thing.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Help, everyone. Big bad.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}SHARON: Rick!
{\a1\pos(222,460)}JOEL: Hurry.
Big sale on flannel.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Everyone, come on.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}TOM: Flannel?
Did she say, "Flannel"?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}JOEL: Here,
drink this coffee, kid.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Hmm.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh, he's stealing
all the Nerf toast.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Gasps ]
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: Uh, hello, remember us,
the audience?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Uh, could we see, please?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}JOEL: I think her perm
didn't take.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Eww.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-[ Crying ]
-TOM: Aw!
{\a1\pos(57,460)}CROW: Well, come on,
your breakfast is getting cold,
{\a1\pos(117,460)}and she's not getting
any warmer.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Crying continues ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}That means more oatmeal
for everyone.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Right.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOMMY: What happened, Mommy?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}It's nothing to do with you,
dear.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Go play with your tripping
hell beast, darling.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}MOLLY: But I don't want you
coming in here, understand?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Have you finished
your breakfast?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}Then, you know
what you have to do now.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Run along.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Cat meows ]
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Singing ]
{\a1\pos(54,460)}CROW: Mmm. Delicious kitty.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Oh. Ouch.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Ooh, kitty's like a potato.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Birds chirping ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Oh, so nice.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Oh, where do I start?
It all looks so good.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Little winged potatoes.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Ouch, that's my snout.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}Ow, let go.
{\a1\pos(306,460)}Hmm.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}This potato's got big ears.
{\a1\pos(306,460)}Yes.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Mm-hm.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: It's a whole buffet.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}New potatoes, hmm.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-TOM: Whoa!
-CROW: Aah!
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: Oh, it's a rogue robot.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}He's got the mange.
He's gone rogue.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}We're gonna have to kill him.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Speak to me, boy.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Rattling ]
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Uh-oh.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Ah, never seen one
do that before.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Whoa!
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Ooh, never seen one
do that before.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Oh, that's no good.
Un-uh.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Humming ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: He's going to have
to house train 'em.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}He can't just keep hauling
that stuff out.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOMMY: I told you to stay
out of sight.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Nobody must see you.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOM: He doesn't speak
your language, dickweed.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOMMY: If you want to stay
with me,
{\a1\pos(180,460)}you've got to do
what I tell you.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: I don't think so.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOMMY: You don't want them
to separate us, do you?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}JOEL: Carbon scoring
all over my droid.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOMMY: I've brought you
something special to eat.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Are you hungry now, Trumpy?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Yes.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: Ooh, won't peanuts get
caught in his snout?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Oh, little potatoes.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Slurping noise ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-TOM: Ooh.
-JOEL: Yeah.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Now you try.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOMMY: Do you want some more?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Oh, wait. Let me get
the attachments.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}You can do the couch.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOMMY: You know,
sooner or later,
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Mommy's going to notice
all this food disappearing.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Then, you'll have to kill her.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}These we'll put away
for later.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: No, more.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Now we can play.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}-CROW: Like hell. More food.
-You know how to play, Trumpy?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}What do you know?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Food, eating, the theater.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOMMY: Nothing?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: Boy, I sure hope Trumpy
doesn't sneeze
{\a1\pos(96,460)}and pistol-whip that kid
with peanuts.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Wow,
never thought about that.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOMMY: I'll show you how to do
a jigsaw, okay?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}-TOM: Oh, that's exciting.
-Here, come on.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: Pente, the ancient game
of stones.
{\a1\pos(306,460)}Hmm?
{\a1\pos(225,460)}You see?
The pieces go together.
{\a1\pos(99,460)}No, no, no,
start with the corner pieces.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}JOEL: Oh, if only this film
were so lucky.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOMMY: You understand?
It's easy.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Why are you looking at me
like that, Trumpy?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOMMY: Well, Trumpy, you get it?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: No.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOMMY: No, hmm?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Well, let's try another game.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Cheating. You must
teach me one day.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}All right. Now, then,
look at me.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}CROW: Can I eat it?
It looks so good.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Pay attention and repeat
what I do.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}TOM: Like a potato?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Uh, no, wait, wait.
Let me try again.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}-TOMMY: Are you watching?
-TOM: Damn.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: No, no, that's not...
There, okay.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Beeping ]
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOM: Yeah, that's it.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}[ Beeping continues ]
{\a1\pos(138,460)}TOM: Oh, he stinks.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}JOEL: Not very good. Is he?
CROW: Un-uh.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Yeah, that's great.
Give me that.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}There, it's your turn.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-[ Game playing melody ]
-TOM: Huh?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-CROW: Huh?
-TOM: Oh, it's kooky.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-CROW: Hey.
-Gee.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Trumpy, you can do
stupid things.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Isn't this Gary Numan
and the Tubeway Army?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-TOM: Yep.
-ALL: In cars
{\a1\pos(201,460)}JOEL: In cars
{\a1\pos(201,460)}JOEL: In cars
{\a1\pos(201,460)}TOM: In trucks
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom laughing ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: I got a kooky idea
for a new song.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TRACY: And now what are
we going to do?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Find the rangers and tell them
what's happened to you.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}It's a bit late.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}It's more important now
than ever before.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}You saw them,
those marks on her face.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-TOM: Oh.
-It's horrible.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}TOM: Oh, just go out
and get yourself a new pair
{\a1\pos(117,460)}of disco camping boots
there, dear.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}MOLLY: Warm up the Jeep.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Molly, the road is
in a terrible condition.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}Come on, Bill.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}If anyone can get through,
you can.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}We've got to try.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Listen, I'll come with you.
I'll just get...
{\a1\pos(222,460)}No, I'll go.
You stay with Sharon.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Why don't we all go
in the camper?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}-JOEL: Oh, just go! Somebody.
-TOM: Come on.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}MOLLY: What about the phone,
then?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Lines are still down.
I just tried it.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Well, that's it.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}What are we gonna do?
Find the rangers?
{\a1\pos(162,460)}CROW:
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Thunder rumbling ]
{\a1\pos(138,460)}TOM: Mm, mm, mm, mm.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}You're a good kid.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}JOEL: Remind me
to use you later.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}CROW: Hope she doesn't miss
{\a1\pos(54,460)}her Josie and the Pussycats
audition.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Engine starting ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}JOEL: You know,
I never liked him.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Aloha.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Auf wiedersehen.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Thunder rumbling ]
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Mm-hm.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Okay, you've drawn Siegfried.
Now, where's Roy?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOMMY: That's my mommy.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-CROW: Aah!
-TOM: Ooh.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOMMY: Do you have a mommy?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: He was born of an omelet.
Of course not.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOMMY: You don't know?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOMMY: Does she look like this?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-CROW: Ooh.
-TOM: No, no.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}TOMMY: Or like this?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOM: Any distinguishing marks
or scars?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Where is she, then?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Where did he learn
English?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOMMY: Oh, she's in a tree.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Uh, I can tell by
the expression on your face
{\a1\pos(33,460)}that you loved her so, Trumpy.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: What,
she's from Rand McNally?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOMMY: On a star?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}CROW: Can she carry moonbeams
home in a jar?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOMMY: Wow!
{\a1\pos(117,460)}With this you can see
the stars.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}You want to look?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}TOM: This kid sounds
like Georgette.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}JOEL: Yeah.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}CROW: Kitty.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Oh, they got "Wild
Kingdom" on that telescope.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Cool.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Drums beating ]
{\a1\pos(222,460)}JOEL: Mm-hm.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}And drums, too?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOMMY: You can do magic things.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}CROW: It's called evil, kid.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: He's got his high beams on.
{\a1\pos(306,460)}Hmm?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: He's got Bette Davis eyes.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Tom laughs ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Orphan Annie eyes.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}JOEL: Oh, great,
now we're in "Gumby".
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Whoo!
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: I'm going to go walk
through a book.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}TOM: Ooh, it's
{\a1\pos(117,460)}supercalafragilistic-
expialidocious.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom giggles ]
D'oh.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: I love this.
It's so spontaneous.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-TOM: Whoo!
-[ Crow laughs ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Oh, wow, we're in
"Pee-Wee's Playhouse" now.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Oh, yuck.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: It's a Peter Gabriel
video.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Yeah, somebody hit that kid
in the head with a...
{\a1\pos(201,460)}sledge hammer.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Laughing ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Wow. Oh, this alien
makes student films, huh?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOM: What, did he come
from Planet Goofball?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Did he come here
in a little clown car?
{\a1\pos(264,460)}Criminy.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: Great, now he can remake
"Rudolph's Shiny New Year."
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Tom chuckling ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Poor rabbit.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}CROW: Poor us.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}TOMMY: Trumpy?
Where are you?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}CROW: Get me!
I'm Lionel Richie!
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: That's not right.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}TOMMY: Trumpy.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Huh?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOMMY: Hey, come back down.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Really looked
like a ceiling. Didn't it?
{\a1\pos(264,460)}Oh, fun.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}CROW: Whew!
{\a1\pos(201,460)}MOLLY: Tommy,
what are you doing?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: It's just my Spike Jones
album, Mom!
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Tommy, now,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}you quit warping time and space
this instant.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}MOLLY: Tommy.
Did you hear me, Tommy?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Come on, quickly.
-CROW: Busted.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}Hide in there.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Imitating Trumpy ]
{\a1\pos(201,460)}Are you okay?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOMMY: Yes, Mom.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}What's going on here?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Little Joe got out.
-What?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}My hamster Joe escaped.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Well, try and be a little more
careful.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}I told you a thousand times,
I don't want you...
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: I'd like some
breakfast please.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}...turning this house
into a zoo.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}And stop fidgeting around
like that.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}Yes, Mommy.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}All right. Now, come downstairs
with me and behave yourself.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I've got enough problems.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}TOM: Make that three
hard-boiled eggs.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: I've got to get a series.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Now, do you think
those are blue contacts,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}or are his eyes naturally
that color?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Oh, you mean,
like Whoopi Goldberg?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}JOEL: Yeah.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Tom laughs ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Get my head caught
in the snout there.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Now to find a herd
of cattle to drain dry.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Meanwhile in a winter movie
somewhere.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}JOEL: Gosh, that last scene
was goofy.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I'm glad we weren't in it.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}BILL: Ah, sometimes there is.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I thought hunting
wasn't allowed around here.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}It's not.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Why are you carrying this rifle,
then?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}TOM: For you.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Well, if that friend of yours
Laura had carried one,
{\a1\pos(117,460)}she'd still be alive.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}JOEL: Hurts.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Ooh.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Hey, it's a matching shirt
and sofa set.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}TOM: Hi, gang.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom humming ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Hmm, not bad.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Oh, the new Vogue is here.
{\a1\pos(162,460)}TRACY: Molly,
is the television working?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}I think so, yes.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Well, at least we won't miss
"Dallas" this week.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Oh great,
your friend just died,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}and you're gonna watch "Dallas"?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Tsst.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}KATHY: Tracy, how can you kid
around like this,
{\a1\pos(33,460)}things being the way they are?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Thank you.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TRACY: Because if I didn't,
I'd be in hysterics.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-It doesn't work.
-JOEL: I'm in hysterics!
{\a1\pos(180,460)}That's strange.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}It was working yesterday.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: I rerouted the power
into Trumpy.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}The radio makes
a funny noise, too.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOM: Uh, that's called music.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOMMY: Can I go back to my room,
Mommy?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}Yes, you can.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: For the rest of your life.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}KATHY: How is Sharon?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}She's gone to bed.
She was shattered.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}-JOEL: This town's in tatters.
-TOM: Shadoobie.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TRACY: So peaceful, so quiet.
[ Tracy chuckles ]
{\a1\pos(54,460)}[ Tom chuckles like Tracy ]
{\a1\pos(201,460)}TOMMY: Trumpy.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}[ Joel makes snarling noise ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom chuckles ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Face it, kid.
Trumpy never loved you.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}Boo! Gotcha!
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Tom laughs ]
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOMMY: Trumpy, where are you?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Were ties ever that wide?
{\a1\pos(306,460)}-Ah.
-TOM: Ah.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: All right.
S'all right.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}JOEL: Nothin'
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Hmm.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Cat meows ]
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOMMY: Have you seen Trumpy?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: He tried to eat me.
He's evil.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Forget you.
{\a1\pos(306,460)}Boo!
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Tom laughs ]
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-TOM: Cujo?
-JOEL: Evil one?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}-JOEL: Supreme being?
-CROW: Alf?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-TOM: Chief?
-CROW: McCloud?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOMMY: Trumpy, come on.
Where are you?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: He seeks him here.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}He seeks him there.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}He seeks that rascal
everywhere.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Ah, don't worry about him.
He's moody and introspective.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}He's in a corner reading
"Swimming to Cambodia".
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Hmm.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOMMY: Trumpy, are you in here?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: This is, like, the house
of a million foyers.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Suspenseful ]
TOM: Dum, dum
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Dad?
{\a1\pos(264,460)}TOM: Dum
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-CROW: Dad?
-TOM: Dum
{\a1\pos(201,460)}TOM: Don't go
into the dining room.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}JOEL: Here's Tommy!
{\a1\pos(201,460)}TOMMY: Trumpy.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Sounds like music
{\a1\pos(12,460)}from the "High Plains Drifter",
doesn't it?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-TOM: Mm-hm.
-CROW: Yeah.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Has a Sergio Leone
feel to it.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Bad choice.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Oh, those are ready
to pop, I would say.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}[ Imitating grinding noise ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Oh, thank goodness
it's summer again.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}We've been driving for months.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}BILL: Doesn't look
like anybody's in.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}But how can you tell
from here?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOM: Oh, why don't you just go
up to the door?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}You drove two seasons
to get here.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}For crying out loud.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Boy,
he's really burning oil.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Mm-hm.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}JOEL: I'm going to let this
do the talking.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}BILL: Charley? Jack?
Is anyone there?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}JOEL: He knows them,
and he's bringing a gun?
{\a1\pos(99,460)}TOM: Oh,
it's a little practical joke.
{\a1\pos(78,460)}He kicks open the door
and plugs them with 30 rounds.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}It's kind of an inside family
thing, you know.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Housewarming gift.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Mm-hm.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-JOEL: Aah!
-TOM: Ooh.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Oh, it's that guy.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}-What do you think you're...?
-Shh.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Hey, Bill, are those
Haggar slacks you're wearing?
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Farah?
Dad N' Lad?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}The Guys?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Tom chuckling ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Watch this.
Little joke.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Hi! We're the cast
from "Straw Dogs".
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Crow laughing uneasily ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Sometimes it works.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Watchtower!
Oh, just kidding.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}[ Tom & Crow chuckle ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: That thing in the magazine.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}BRIAN: What the hell
happened here?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Hmm.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}JOEL: Hmm.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}BILL: The radio's not working.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Oh, nuts! I wanted
to hear Shadoe Stevens.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}BILL: Charley? Jack?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}JOEL: Biff? Happy? Anybody?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}BRIAN: You think they're
in the other roo...
{\a1\pos(96,460)}After all this shouting,
I sure hope not.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: Horse poster compliments
Dynamite magazine. For teens.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}CROW: Turkey legs in the...
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Groans ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}BRIAN: He's dead, I think.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: His last words were,
"Huzzah!"
{\a1\pos(96,460)}BILL: What's that?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Same mark that... Laura had.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Is he one of the rangers?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: No, but we could dress him
like a ranger.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}BILL: No, he's a poacher,
name of Matt Collins.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Let's get the hell
out of here.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}I don't know.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Growling ]
{\a1\pos(117,460)}BILL: Look out! Jesus!
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Aah!
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Alf's back,
and this time it's personal.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Tom chuckling ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Ooh, Reagan's next.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Pepperidge Farm remembers!
Pepperidge Farm remembers!
{\a1\pos(96,460)}The heck with it.
I'm getting out of here!
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Crackers or no!
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOM: That is the frumpiest...
monster I've ever seen.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}JOEL: Yep.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Hey, wait!
You got coupons comin'.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}JOEL: No hitchhikers.
It's company policy.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Ooh.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Ah, enough
of that exciting stuff.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Meanwhile, in still yet
another movie.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Sighs ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom hiccups ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: What the...?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MOLLY: You're a good cook,
Tracy.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Unusual with girls today.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Well, my mother taught me.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}She always said that men
like you for your meat
{\a1\pos(96,460)}and after, your dessert.
[ Tom groans ]
{\a1\pos(138,460)}You know how it is.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}If you haven't got a pretty face
to begin with,
{\a1\pos(54,460)}there's nothing you can do.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Well, I think your mother
had a filthy mouth.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TRACY:...including
the 7-day beauty plan.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Didn't work.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}MOLLY: Come on.
It's not that bad.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}You've got a lot
of good points.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Yeah, and I know
the ones men like.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}These and this.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}But you're very intelligent.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Yeah, I don't know what
threatens the guys more...
{\a1\pos(54,460)}my face or my intelligence.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Yeah, E=mc2.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TRACY: Hey, I'm getting a bit
worried about Brian and Bill.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}They've been gone now
for hours.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Oh, maybe they got held up.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Or couldn't find the rangers.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh, yeah, these rangers.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Down, girl.
Heel. Take it easy.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TRACY: All right, Molly.
I know.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Just in case, however,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I'm going to get my makeup
from the camper.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I forgot it last night.
-TOM: Take a cold shower.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Now, what's going on, Tommy?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}You've been running
in and out all day.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}What are you looking for?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Nothing. Just getting
some water for Joe.
{\a1\pos(306,460)}-Oh.
-Joe?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Are you hiding a man somewhere
in this house?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Joe is Tommy's hamster, Tracy.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Oh, what a shame.
-TOM: Geez, Tracy, stay away
{\a1\pos(96,460)}from the kid's animals.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Thunder rumbling ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom humming ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Crow whistles ]
{\a1\pos(138,460)}CROW: Ba-dump-a-dee
Time to Armor All my pants.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Oh, this is great.
{\a1\pos(183,460)}He's gonna do
that Bob Newhart routine.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-[ Tom chuckles ]
-TOM: Love that.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: Uh, Abner? Yeah, hello.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Still isn't working.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Where the hell have Brian
and that old geezer got to?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}It's been seven hours
since they left.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Didn't have that far to go.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Maybe something
happened to them.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Wouldn't surprise me.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Bill's as thick as two planks.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}-CROW: Is he green-sheeted?
-How are Sharon and Kathy?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}They took sleeping pills
and went to bed.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}They were absolutely scared
out of their wits.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Maybe you should do the same.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Mocking ] TOM: Maybe you
should do the same.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}[ Thunder distantly rumbles ]
{\a1\pos(54,460)}JOEL: Trumpy? I brought you
a cup of treacle.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}TOMMY: Trumpy.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-TOM: Aww.
-Where are you hiding?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Hey, she's got her L.L. Bean
disco survival boots on.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOM: Survive in style.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Trumpy, bring me the girl.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I desire to be read to.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Drums ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Neil Peart on drums.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}CROW: Hey, it's Craig Wasson,
all of a sudden.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: Now Trumpy and I will do
my version of "Rear Window".
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Woman screams ]
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOM: I think she found Trumpy.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}ALL: Whah, whah, whah.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Woman groans ]
{\a1\pos(33,460)}CROW: Hey, this is not healthy
for a little boy.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}I can't watch.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Groans continue ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Trumpy, no.
I told you no.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}TOMMY: Trumpy.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: When good pets do bad
things, on "A Current Affair".
{\a1\pos(138,460)}JOEL: That was neat.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Gasps ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Trumpy, we hardly knew ye.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Tom coughs ]
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOM: Put out the van.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh, so people are being
methodically killed
{\a1\pos(117,460)}by the Banana Splits.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: There goes Drooper.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-JOEL: Fleegle.
-TOM: Snork.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Gunshot ]
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Mm-hm.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-Oh, my God.
-Bill.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}-BILL: So what, she's dead?
-RICK: Yeah, she is.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}What the hell's going on?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-It was a damned animal.
-What animal?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}-CROW: The damned one.
- Where's Brian?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}He's dead.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}Dead? Where?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Back at the hut.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Oh, take the Baretta
hat off, old man.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Aww.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom chuckles ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Faster, Trumpy, kill, kill.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}RICK: What the hell?
What's happening?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Answer me, you goat.
What is this?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}[ Tom imitates a goat ] What
have you done, you old bastard?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Stop it! Have you both
gone crazy?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I want to know who it was killed
Brian and Tracy and why.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-I told you.
-TOM: We have to go.
{\a1\pos(162,460)}-JOEL: Oh.
-It was that weird animal.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}And if we stay here,
it'll kill us all.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}What sort of fairy tale
is this?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh, listen, Rick.
We'll sort this out later.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Now help Bill carry Tracy
inside.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Bill.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}You are magic.
Aren't you, Trumpy?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Circus music ]
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Trumpy, you come down.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Screaming ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Carnival music plays ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I can't bring 'em down.
I don't know how it works.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}I'm stuck! I'm stuck!
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Oh, we got commercial sign!
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Carnival music
continues playing ]
{\a1\pos(138,460)}I really don't know
what kind of animal it was.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}All I know is I was very lucky.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Whatever it is, it's already
killed four people.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}And maybe more.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Where are you going, Rick?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}-To wake up the girls.
-Why?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}So we can get out of here.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}I ain't hanging about to find
out who's next for the chop.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}-You can't leave now.
-No? Why not?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}TOM: I made quiche.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}BILL: It's getting dark,
'cause the road's blocked,
{\a1\pos(138,460)}because that thing,
that murderous animal
{\a1\pos(96,460)}is maybe waiting for us.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Yeah, but give me
a good reason.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}MOLLY: He's right, you know.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}We better wait till morning.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Listen, I'm sick and tired
of hearing the same old story.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: I'm sick and tired
of being I'm sick and tired.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}How can you say that, Rick?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Well, I'm getting out of here,
{\a1\pos(96,460)}and if I were you,
I'd take the kid and leave.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}TOM: Kid? What kid?
Oh, my God.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Don't start with me,
Martha.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}BILL: If you've got a bit
of sense, then, you'll stay.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}He's right, Rick.
He knows the forest.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}I'd better make sure
{\a1\pos(33,460)}that all the doors and windows
are bolted.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Now for some peach
cobbler.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Oh, George, get me a drink.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Boo? Boo Radley?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Dark One? Beelzebub?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}-JOEL: Chief?
-CROW: McCloud?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom laughing ]
{\a1\pos(54,460)}CROW: Trumpage! Trumpazoid!
{\a1\pos(96,460)}The Trumpmonster!
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Trumparino!
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Stretching the premise.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Trumpy yelling ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: He knocked his block off,
{\a1\pos(138,460)}but you can press it
back down again
{\a1\pos(12,460)}with the Rock 'Em Sock 'Em
Robots! By Marx.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: So, what can I get ya?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Ouzo, vodka, Sambuca, Pernod,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Frangelico, Blue Curacao,
Glenmorangie, B&B, Hennessy,
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Tanqueray,
hundred-year-old brandy?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}RICK: I've never needed
a gun to defend myself.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}Yeah, right.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}You probably pay others
to defend you.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOM: No, I use a woman
as a shield.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}What the hell
are you doing?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}CROW: Beer and a shot,
like you said.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: All right, all right,
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I'll get the smoky
12-year-old scotch.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Okay.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}What are you doing?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: He shot my Jim Beam
pheasant decanter!
{\a1\pos(180,460)}He's gone crazy.
{\a1\pos(204,460)}Look.
What is it with you two?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Haven't we got enough trouble?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I don't like anyone bugging me.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Yeah.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Knocking on door ]
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOMMY: Mommy, open the door.
Let me in.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}It's Tommy.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: I'll get him.
[ Imitates gun cocking ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Tommy, throw open the door
and say "pull".
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Crow giggling ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Tom chuckling ]
{\a1\pos(54,460)}MOLLY: Where did you spring
from?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: From your loins, Mommy.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Didn't I tell you to stay
in your room?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I went to pick some plants
for all...
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Plants for all your animals,
I suppose, right?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}That's it. Out they're going
to go in the morning.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Now, get to your room and
don't move till I tell you to.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Ooh.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Wake up, Kathy.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: I think I got something
to say to you.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}SHARON: I heard a shot.
{\a1\pos(162,460)}Shot?
You must've been dreaming.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Wake up.
-What time is it?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: You know, I'm starting
not to believe this movie.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}I believed it when Alf
went on the killing spree,
{\a1\pos(96,460)}but now... I don't know.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I don't know. I just hear voices
from downstairs.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Wow. Those pills
sure are strong.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I'm going to take a shower
and try to wake myself up.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}-That's a good idea.
-TOM: Say.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}But don't take too long.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}TOM: Oh.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}CROW: Honey, I'm home.
Oh, I'm a little kid.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}JOEL: Nosy?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Chirpy?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}CROW: Ratboy? Sondra Locke?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-TOM: Chief?
-CROW: McCloud?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Now, for my
wonderful experiment
{\a1\pos(96,460)}of joining a duck's body
to a rabbit's head.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}There.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom humming ]
{\a1\pos(162,460)}TOM:
I'm all alone in the world
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Hey, the evil one's back.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-TOMMY: Trumpy.
-TOM: Yay!
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Hey, it's like that scene
in "Mac and Me"
{\a1\pos(54,460)}when Mac came back to life!
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOMMY: No, stay there.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Why did you kill that girl?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Why did you do that?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}Now I can't be
your friend anymore.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}-TOM: Bad hell beast.
-CROW: Did it for the kicks.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOMMY: You're naughty, Trumpy.
Very naughty.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Where have you been,
young man?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}This is not a hotel.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOMMY: You wouldn't kill me,
would you?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Tom laughs ]
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Trumpy, was it you?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: I like you, Tommy.
I'll kill you last.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOMMY: Are you saying
there's another one?
{\a1\pos(99,460)}Listen, Trumpy.
Uncle Bill wants to kill you.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: My advice...
don't let him.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: Looks real bad for you,
man.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}What can we do?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Oh, you could put on a play
in the backyard.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Trumpy could play Cyrano.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOMMY: You can't stay here
anymore.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}And I don't want you to go.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Listen. We'll go together
and hide in the woods.
{\a1\pos(183,460)}No, wait here.
I'll find you a disguise.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}CROW: What do you think he's
going to dress him up as...
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Drew Barrymore?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}-JOEL: Henry Thomas he's not.
-No.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOM: Oh, suddenly I feel like
someone should be reading
{\a1\pos(138,460)}a Robert Frost poem.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}"Something there is that doesn't
love a crummy monster film."
{\a1\pos(54,460)}That's from "Mending Monster
Film" by Robert Frost.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-CROW: Neat.
-TOM: Mm-hm.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Mint julep?
{\a1\pos(36,460)}[ Belches ]
TOM: Uh, no thanks. I've had 12.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Sure hope the liquor
holds out.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: I don't know.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Joel humming ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: I'm in the shower
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Nothing will happen to me
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Imitating mother from Psycho ]
CROW: Norman? Norman?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Important phone call!
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: I wonder if Bobby likes me.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}I like him.
{\a1\pos(78,460)}JOEL: Check it out.
Product placement right there.
{\a1\pos(306,460)}Yep.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Tom chuckling ]
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOM: "Die Hard 2" this is not.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Hmm... Coke, Sprite,
Pepto-Bismol,
{\a1\pos(180,460)}United Airlines,
Steve Guttenberg.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Uh-huh.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}There. Now you look like Admiral
Peary playing the Elephant Man.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOMMY: Hold on a minute.
I'll go and investigate.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Trumpy felt scarred
by his ugly hillbilly... nose.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Looks like a baseball bat
from Alaska.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Oh, Velvet Hammer?
Harvey Wallbanger?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Pink Squirrel? Little hair
of the alien that bit ya?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom chuckles ]
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Crow hums ]
{\a1\pos(33,460)}CROW: I'm naked and all alone
in the shower.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}I'm totally vulnerable
and somebody could kill me.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Continues to hum ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: It's probably likely
at this point in the film.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: My brain fell out.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Say, I look just like fog.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Hmm?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}JOEL: Oh.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}[ Crow imitating squeaking ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: You need a protein rinse.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}And you have dandruff.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Uh, honey...
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Kathy screams ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: What? What, what?
What?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Screaming continues ]
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: Wait! Wait, I made you
a special drink.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Don't forget the coaster!
{\a1\pos(201,460)}SHARON: Rick!
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Brian!
{\a1\pos(201,460)}TOM: Somebody!
{\a1\pos(222,460)}RICK: Kathy!
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Kathy screams ]
TOM: Ooh.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}CROW: Don't look at me
without makeup.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-TOM: Whoa.
-JOEL: Oops.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}RICK: Open the door!
{\a1\pos(12,460)}-CROW: But not with your skull.
-SHARON: Molly!
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-MOLLY: What's happened?
-SHARON: It's Kathy.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: She's zestfully dead.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Tom chuckling ]
{\a1\pos(264,460)}TOM: Ow.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}MOLLY: Quickly, get her
onto the bed.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}JOEL: Uh, you know,
this might sound crass,
{\a1\pos(96,460)}but we're getting
really good at this.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}CROW: They're going to have
to build an addition
{\a1\pos(12,460)}just to stack the bodies.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}SHARON: What's happening here?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: How big
is a cord of bodies?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}What was that thing?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Depends on how you
stack them.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}BILL: Some kind of weird animal.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Where are Brian and Tracy?
-JOEL: What have I done?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: What have I done?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Oh, my goodness.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}TOMMY: Trumpy,
what are you doing here?
{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Go on.
-TOM: Killing people.
{\a1\pos(225,460)}-Tommy?
-JOEL: Can you hear me?
{\a1\pos(36,460)}-Tommy!
-JOEL: Can you feel me near you?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOMMY: We can't play now.
Something's happened downstairs.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}You've gotta hide.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}CROW: You're my alibi, kid.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOM: They'll kill you.
They'll kill you dead.
{\a1\pos(78,460)}[ Sniffs ]
JOEL: This thing smells musty.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}-MOLLY: Tommy.
-What is it, Mom?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Are you all right, son?
-Mm-hm.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Well, relatively speaking,
yes.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Depends on what the norm is.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}RICK: Are you sure we ought
to go after it now, Bill?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Now's the time to finish
the damn thing off.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Once and for all.
{\a1\pos(120,460)}It's wounded,
and we can follow its trail.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Don't go, Rick.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Isn't it better to wait
till morning?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I tell you, Molly. Now is
the time to finish it off.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}But, Bill, why don't you leave
it for the rangers?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Isn't it their...?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Molly, we can't just sit here
{\a1\pos(54,460)}waiting for it to come back
and kill us all.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Yeah, we got plenty
of booze. Let's go ahead.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}BILL: And we gotta do it now.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}It's not a monster.
It wants to be our friend.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}How can you say that
after all that's happened?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}'Cause it's true.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}They all want to be our friends,
but we won't let them.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}That's enough talking...
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Oh, that's silly.
Finish your tequila.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}RICK: Don't worry.
We'll be careful.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Don't go. There's been
enough killing.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Stop the madness!
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Last call, everybody.
Finish them up.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}You coming or not?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOM: Ah, we'll take a bottle.
Got a hip flask in the car.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}JOEL: Hey, he's mixing
his leathers now.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Eww!
{\a1\pos(33,460)}CROW: Wonder what they wanted?
{\a1\pos(306,460)}Hmm?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom humming ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MOLLY: Sharon! Tommy! Both
of you, quickly, come over here!
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Get away from it!
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Tom chuckling ]
Oh, my God!
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOMMY: No, Mommy.
Don't shoot him.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Tommy!
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Trumpy is good.
It wasn't him.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: What he's done is good.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MOLLY: Tommy, get away from it!
{\a1\pos(96,460)}No, Mommy, don't shoot.
Please.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: Don't make your mother
kill him.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Tommy, it's going to kill you!
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: I know what you're
thinking, Tommy.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}"Did mom fire six shots
or only five?"
{\a1\pos(201,460)}MOLLY: Tommy!
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Drums ]
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: John Bonham. Moby Dick.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}-MOLLY: Tommy! Tommy, come back!
-TOM: Shane! Come back, Shane!
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Come back! Tommy!
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-CROW: Run, Rusty, run.
-TOM: Run, Eliza, run.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}JOEL: You know, that Trumpy
is one ugly...
{\a1\pos(54,460)}CROW & TOM: Shut yo' mouth!
{\a1\pos(54,460)}JOEL: Hey, I'm only talking
about Trumpy, can you dig it?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}BILL: We have to cross over
to the other side.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Let's go.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOM: Break on through
to the other side, man.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Tom laughs ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Buddy Rich on drums.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}TOM: Backed up
by Bill Kreutzmann.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}MOLLY: Tommy! Tommy!
Where are you?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Fortunately, Molly
was a LLRP in 'Nam
{\a1\pos(99,460)}and knows how to track
a boy with a snout-nosed pal.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}BILL: I walked down stream
in the water.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}It's a clever...
{\a1\pos(12,460)}We'll never find him now.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Tommy!
{\a1\pos(96,460)}We must go faster.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Yeah, yeah,
keep your shirt on.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I'm wearing a big stuffed suit.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}RICK: Not a trace.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Who?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}RICK: We'll have to wait
till daylight.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}CROW: Daylight looks
like night anyhow.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}What's it now?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: Day for night, I think.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh. Thank you, Truffaut.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Well, let's go home.
Our job is done here.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOMMY: Someone's coming.
Get down.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}CROW: Splendor in the grass.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Grazing in the grass
is a gas.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}JOEL: Can you dig it?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: High-weed surfin'.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOMMY: Ssh.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOM: Ssh. Would you...
Would you...
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOMMY: They mustn't find us.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Tom coughs ]
{\a1\pos(138,460)}-TOM: Vapor action.
-Trumpy.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Trumpy, where are you hiding?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Whistling theme
from "Lassie" ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom coughing ]
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: Boy, he's going to need
that gas mask.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Oh, Trumpy, gross.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: You stepped
in some Trumpy-dumpy.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: You guys, come on.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Gasps ]
{\a1\pos(117,460)}[ Continues to gasp ]
{\a1\pos(201,460)}JOEL: Whoops.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}[ Chuckles ] TOM: I'm gonna
batter fry you, kid.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}CROW: Come on, over the plate,
man.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Mommy!
{\a1\pos(54,460)}CROW: Come on, rocket it in,
man. Over the plate. Come on.
{\a1\pos(141,460)}-Trumpy!
-TOM: Kid, you were set up.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}TOMMY: Mommy!
{\a1\pos(12,460)}RICK: Sounded like Tommy.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}CROW: No, it wasn't.
It was "Mommy."
{\a1\pos(54,460)}It was an "M" sound. "Mmm,"
like Manhattan, Mimosa.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}MOLLY: Tommy!
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Tommy, where are you?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}JOEL: This is, like,
more intense
{\a1\pos(33,460)}than when Bobby Brady got lost
in the Grand Canyon!
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Oh, no, wasn't that
in Hawaii?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: No, that was where Peter
found that Buddha thing.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}-CROW: Oh, yeah. That was cool.
-TOM: Oh, yeah.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOMMY: Don't hurt me.
I'm not like the others.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}[ Tom & Joel mewing ]
{\a1\pos(222,460)}CROW: Ouch.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Tom continues mewing ]
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOMMY: I'll help you.
I'm not just one of them.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}That's all.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}Let me see.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Stay away from that.
It still hurts.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOMMY: I'm sorry. Don't worry.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I'd just like to help you.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: I conspire against my own.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Tom mewing ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}RICK: No.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}I'll blast one.
You take the other.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}No, please don't hurt them.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Get out of the way, Tommy.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Get out of the way!
{\a1\pos(54,460)}No, don't hurt them, please.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: Move it, kid. I'll have
a banana daiquiri, please.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOMMY: Run, Trumpy. Run!
{\a1\pos(180,460)}No, Bill!
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Screams ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Long Island iced tea.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Creature screams ]
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: Hey, looks like he came
from the Dumbo planet.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Time to take the mask off
and see who it is.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Do you folks at home know?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}MOLLY: Tommy!
{\a1\pos(138,460)}CROW: Oh, my ankle.
It's all bendy-wendy.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}SHARON: Molly, we'll find him.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: We may find him dead,
but we will find him.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Boy, I hope he left
the keys to the liquor cabinet.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}TOM: Poor sap.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}CROW: Oh, self-bury monster.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}Explain that.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Soft beach.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}SHARON: Oh.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: And he died as he lived,
with his mouth wide open.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}MOLLY: Where's Tommy?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}He went that way.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Wait, Molly! Come on.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Trumpy, I'm sorry.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Tommy!
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Tommy, answer me, please!
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: State it in the form
of a question.
{\a1\pos(78,460)}-Tommy! Where are you?
-TOM: Come to the mirror, boy!
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Mm-hm.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOMMY: It's just no good.
No, Trumpy.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}They'll never let us stay
together.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}You frighten them.
You understand?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: For obvious reasons.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}I'll never forget you, Trumpy.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: The way you callously
knocked off 15 people.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I'll never forget that.
Don't ever change, Trumpy.
{\a1\pos(306,460)}Aww.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}JOEL: A tender moment.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Weeping ]
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOMMY: Now, please go
and don't come back.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Do you understand?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Don't ever come back.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Tommy, where are you?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Go away, Trumpy.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}I hate you. Go away.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Oh, boy, that kid's
really having mood swings.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}-We're not friends anymore.
-JOEL: That's not good.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOMMY: Go away.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}All right, Trumpy.
[ Tom mewing ]
{\a1\pos(201,460)}I'll go, then.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}I'm over here, Mommy.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}CROW: Talkin' to Billy Barty.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Tom mewing ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Mommy, I'm here!
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Uh-huh.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}RICK: Molly, he's here.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: No, he's over there.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}MOLLY: Tommy!
{\a1\pos(306,460)}Mom!
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Sorry, boy,
your uncle's dead,
{\a1\pos(138,460)}but if there's a God
and he tends bar,
{\a1\pos(96,460)}your uncle's bellying up
right about now.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}RICK: Yes, Tommy,
all the monsters are dead.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Isn't that right?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}[ Synth music plays ]
{\a1\pos(306,460)}TOM:
It's been seven
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Oh, never mind.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Hey, don't leave me here.
I was raised by a child.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}I can't survive
in the wilderness.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Tom mewing ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I'll... just... wait here, then.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Mewing continues ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: So...
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Sighs ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Hmm.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Mm-hm.
{\a1\pos(162,460)}JOEL:
I've laughed with monsters
{\a1\pos(204,460)}JOEL & TOM:
I've cried with monsters
{\a1\pos(138,460)}JOEL & TOM: I'll die
with monsters from hell
{\a1\pos(33,460)}CROW: I'm getting out of here.
This place sucks.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom chuckles ]
{\a1\pos(33,460)}CROW: Going back to my planet.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Hmm, Marine?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Chuckling ]
Send in the marines.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Hey.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}JOEL: Ah, isn't that
Martin Sheen's son?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}CROW: Hey, who isn't?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}-JOEL: Yeah, got a point there.
-TOM: Yep.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Ooh, that's a good
Italian lunch wine.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}Very light.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}Smooth palate,
a nice woody finish.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}JOEL: Hey, Martin and Lewis
were in this movie.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}CROW: Come on, Jerry,
{\a1\pos(78,460)}we've got the rest
of the credits to get through.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}JOEL: Wow, Dean.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}CROW: Aw, quit horsing around,
boy.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Tom sniffs ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Ah, the fresh smell
of Emanuel Pine.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Long needle.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: I say both of those guys
were in the Knights of Columbus.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOM: I think their Two Guys of
the Rotten Union is what it is.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Well, hmm.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Oh, I thought
I smelled basil.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Basil!
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Yes, dear.
I'm doing it, dear.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}How can I do it if you keep
calling me?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Great cow!
{\a1\pos(201,460)}JOEL: Come on,
let's get out of here.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}CROW: Oh, thank you.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}TOM: Chase me.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}CROW: Okay, ha ha ha.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}Well, guys,
{\a1\pos(138,460)}looks like it's time
to pack it all in again.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Yeah, we are the stuff
dreams are made of.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Oh, that's beautiful, Crow.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}-Shakespeare?
-Uh, no, Burma-Shave.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Oh, well, Iike... Huh?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}You know, guys, it always
hurts to close it all up...
{\a1\pos(267,460)}-Yeah.
-...strike the set...
{\a1\pos(36,460)}-Oww!
-...wipe off the grease paint...
{\a1\pos(201,460)}Uh, napkin up
the blood and entrails
{\a1\pos(54,460)}and move on to another town.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Uh-oh, I smell a song.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Mm-hm.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Tell me, where does
all the magic go
{\a1\pos(117,460)}When the curtain falls
to end the show?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Do the clowns always cry
{\a1\pos(96,460)}When they pack up
the paper sky?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}When the champagne
is being poured
{\a1\pos(12,460)}And the lock is on the old
stage door?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Will there still be a clown
in the sky
{\a1\pos(264,460)}For me?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Sobbing ]
{\a1\pos(306,460)}No.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Don't worry, buddy. There'll be
other experiments.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}You really think so, mister?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Yeah, take a verse.
It'll cheer you up.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Okay.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}When the harlequin
is on the bed
{\a1\pos(138,460)}And the whisky haze
surrounds his head
{\a1\pos(180,460)}William Holden's
coming over
{\a1\pos(141,460)}-Tom Servo...
-And he's got a fifth of...
{\a1\pos(96,460)}if you don't stop doing
your Anthony Newley,
{\a1\pos(117,460)}I'm going to throw you
against the wall.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}He'll do it, too.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Will there still be a clown
in the sky?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Help us out, Crow.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Still be a clown
in the sky?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Take it home, Joel.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Tell me, where is
that clown in the sky
{\a1\pos(180,460)}For... me?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Sobbing ]
Oh!
{\a1\pos(117,460)}I love you, Tom Servo.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I love you, Joel.
-I love you, Crow.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}You're not my real father.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}What do you think, sirs?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}It stinks.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Well?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}It stinks.
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{\a1\pos(180,460)}Next Sunday A.D.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}There was a guy named Joel
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Not too different from you or me
{\a1\pos(12,460)}He worked at Gizmonic Institute
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Just another face
in a red jumpsuit
{\a1\pos(96,460)}He did a good job
cleaning up the place
{\a1\pos(201,460)}But his bosses
didn't like him
{\a1\pos(180,460)}So they shot him
into space
{\a1\pos(201,460)}We'll send him
cheesy movies
{\a1\pos(117,460)}The worst we can find
{\a1\pos(264,460)}La-la-la
{\a1\pos(96,460)}He'll have to sit
and watch them all
{\a1\pos(12,460)}And we'll monitor his mind
{\a1\pos(264,460)}La-la-la
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Now, keep in mind
Joel can't control
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Where the movies
begin or end
{\a1\pos(264,460)}La-la-la
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Because he used
those special parts
{\a1\pos(12,460)}To make his robot friends
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Robot Roll Call:
-All right, let's go!
{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Cambot!
-Pan left!
{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Gypsy!
-Hi, girl!
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-Tom Servo!
-What a cool guy!
{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Crow!
-Oh, wisecracker.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}If you're wondering
how he eats and breathes
{\a1\pos(96,460)}And other science facts
{\a1\pos(264,460)}La-la-la
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Then repeat to yourself,
"It's just a show"
{\a1\pos(54,460)}"I should really just relax"
{\a1\pos(54,460)}For Mystery Science Theater
3000!
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{\a1\pos(96,460)}IBM, CBS, RCA, the CIA,
{\a1\pos(96,460)}the FBI, the NBA,
A&P, NBC, ABC,
{\a1\pos(33,460)}R. Crumb, and C.P.O. Sharkey.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}You see, they're all the same.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}And what do I think?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}I think, if life
gives you lemons,
{\a1\pos(96,460)}you make lemonade.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Good night, and may God bless.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Hey, that was great.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Hey, I didn't know
you guys were there.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Stop, thank... thank you.
-I'd applaud if I could, but...
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Well, it's a work in progress.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}It's part of my one-man show
called "Robot on the Run."
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Wow, it's... Hey, look,
we're on, everybody. Hi!
{\a1\pos(183,460)}Hey, welcome
to the Satellite of Love.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}We're having our
art Chautauqua today.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Cool.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}FEMALE VOICE: Commercial sign
in 15 seconds.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}Anyway, Tom,
you wanna do yours?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}Let's do it.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}[ Tom clears throat ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I was born the son
of a poor Filipino merchant.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}I remember I would sit on the
stoop of my tenement brownstone
{\a1\pos(96,460)}on the Lower East Side.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I was... Uh, I was, uh...
{\a1\pos(12,460)}FEMALE VOICE: Tom, your line is,
"I was crying."
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Thank you.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}FEMALE VOICE:
Commercial sign in five,
{\a1\pos(138,460)}four, three, two...
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Commercial sign now.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}I was crying.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Whimpers ]
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Sobbing ]
{\a1\pos(306,460)}Now?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Mayo, I'm going to make
a recommendation
{\a1\pos(138,460)}that you be dropped
from the program.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Don't you do it!
Don't you do it!
{\a1\pos(54,460)}I've got nowhere else to go!
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I've got nothin'.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Hey, pretty good.
-Yeah, pretty good.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Thank you. Huh, Cool.
-Okay, anyway, I...
{\a1\pos(33,460)}...think it's time to do, uh,
the invention exchange here.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}What I've got isn't really
a new invention,
{\a1\pos(138,460)}but it's a new kind
of guitar chord.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}What you do...
{\a1\pos(54,460)}It's for the dynamic endings
of your rock show.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}This is the Mel Bay, uh,
chart right there.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}It's an A minor augmented
{\a1\pos(96,460)}with an Eddie Van Halen
bolt action on the bottom.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Cool.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}And so when you get
to the big jams
{\a1\pos(12,460)}at the end of the concert,
{\a1\pos(96,460)}you can play it. Now...
{\a1\pos(96,460)}It takes two hands
to play this chord,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}so at that point you have
your dynamic front man.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I guess Crow will do it...
will strum it.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Okay, on the count of three.
One, two, three.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Long guitar note ]
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Coughing ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}What do you think, sirs?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Oh, great, get Foghat
on the phone.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Well, our experiment
this week, Joel,
{\a1\pos(96,460)}is going to be sweeping
the country by storm.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Isn't that right, Frank?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}That's right.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}You know, all the fads
with the young people today.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}You know the kids today,
with their loud music,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}hula hoops, fax machines,
but the biggest fad these days,
{\a1\pos(201,460)}karaoke, whoo!
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Sings poorly ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}What we've done is we've
invented a Karaoke machine
{\a1\pos(117,460)}that exclusively plays
public domain songs.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}That's right. That means you can
sing into your karaoke machine,
{\a1\pos(33,460)}have as much fun as you want,
{\a1\pos(138,460)}and not pay one cent
in artist royalties.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}That's right, Frank.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Now, what happens when you go
into your favorite karaoke bar
{\a1\pos(12,460)}and you want to hear "I Want to
Know What Love is" by Foreigner?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}People vomit?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}No, Lou Gramm, songwriter
and Chess King spokesmodel
{\a1\pos(33,460)}gets a big fat royalty check,
{\a1\pos(33,460)}and that means lots of money.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}So, Joel, we've loaded
our machine
{\a1\pos(33,460)}only with public domain songs.
{\a1\pos(99,460)}All free of copyright,
all owned by you, the people.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}That's right. You wanna hit
the roll there, Jerry?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}You get "The Battle Hymn
of the Republic."
{\a1\pos(222,460)}The immortal
"Ba Ba Black Sheep."
{\a1\pos(12,460)}The turgid and bittersweet
"Gregorian Chant number 5."
{\a1\pos(54,460)}The impish "Twinkle Twinkle
Little Star."
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Mozart's the Magic Flute,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}and there's so much more.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}But your experiment this week,
Joel, is called "Pod People".
{\a1\pos(201,460)}It has nothing
to do with pods.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}It has nothing to do
with people.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}It has everything to do
with hurting.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}And we're going to sing you
into it...
{\a1\pos(12,460)}with our new public domain
karaoke machine.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}Hit it, Frank.
{\a1\pos(306,460)}Ave
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Maria
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-[ Yelling ]
-[ Alarm buzzing ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Boy, it's a good thing we
got those... those new heads on.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: Great experiment, Joel.
Great, great invention there.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Oh, pod people got
no reason to live.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: Isn't that Nia Peeples'
brother? Pod Peeple?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}-JOEL: Mm-hm.
-TOM: No.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOM: And she's married
to Maury Povich, right?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}JOEL: No, you're thinking of
Connie Chung. That's Cheston.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Sorry.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Ooh.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}JOEL: William Anton.
{\a1\pos(141,460)}I think that's
Susan Anton's half-brother.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-TOM: Could be.
-CROW: Which half?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-TOM: Huh?
-JOEL: Better half?
{\a1\pos(141,460)}JOEL: Whoa,
it's the Iron Maiden, dude.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}-JOEL: Check him out.
-CROW: Hey! Whoo!
{\a1\pos(201,460)}TOM: These...
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: I believe I'll use
my putter for...
{\a1\pos(180,460)}JOEL: For what?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}CROW: For... hittin', guys.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Oh, this is
where the Swamp Thing
{\a1\pos(96,460)}versus the sweet thang.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-TOM: Ooh.
-CROW: Ah.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOM: Ah, the tears of a clown.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Faruk Alatan? I went
to school with Faruk Alatan.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Tom Chuckling ]
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOM: Let's go skin it
and eat it now.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}That's not a Spalding.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}It's a Piquer Simon-Jack Gray
signature ball.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Huh.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}I dare you to eat it.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}TOM: No, you eat it.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}Lick it first.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: That one's hard on pants.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Tom groans ]
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: Boy, that guy's got some
unfortunate skin, all right.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Mm-hm.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}-JOEL: Really unfortunate skin.
-TOM: Yeah.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}CROW: Emergency 911.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: A man falls.
Stunned by a monster.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}JOEL: My baby.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: Oh, boldly backing away
{\a1\pos(96,460)}from where no man
has gone before.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Car sick.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Humming
the "Star Trek" theme ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Look. Between a rock
and a hard planet.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Crow laughs ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Come on and dance.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}JOEL: I'm Curly Neal,
to show you how.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}CROW: It was a dark
and stormy night.
{\a1\pos(162,460)}I'd taken
a creative writing course.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}JOEL: Daktari.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}CROW: Oh, I love taking rides
in the bog.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MAN: You sure this is the place?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}MAN 2: Sure I'm sure.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOM: I'm sure that you're sure
that I'm sure I'm sure.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-CROW: Sure?
-TOM: Sure.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}MAN 2: Well, I think I'm sure.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Think you're sure I'm sure.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Hey, does he look
dorky enough?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom laughing ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Dorky Park.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}And you think you know it all,
don't ya?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: D'oh.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I just don't want to spend
a night out in this crap
{\a1\pos(222,460)}for nothin'.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}For Christ's sake, will you keep
your voices down?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}There's rangers around here.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: Let's grab the pic-a-nic
baskets and scram, Boo-Boo.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Meanwhile,
a few miles away.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Is this...?
{\a1\pos(162,460)}JOEL: Darren,
did you just hear a comet?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Thunder rumbling ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Huh. Now, this guy's
got Renaissance Festival
{\a1\pos(117,460)}written all over him.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}JOEL AND TOM: Huzzah!
{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Thunder rumbling ]
{\a1\pos(117,460)}ALL: Lions and tigers,
and bears, oh, my!
{\a1\pos(117,460)}ALL: Lions and tigers,
and bears.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}JOEL: Oh, my!
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Well,
time to start camping.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: You dress up
as Oscar Wilde,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}and I'll sing Noel Coward songs.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}Camping!
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Chuckling ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}MAN 2: This way.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}CROW: Yeah, whatever.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOM: Tonight on Music
from Hearts of Space,
{\a1\pos(54,460)}we'll go on a cosmic joyride
with some space music
{\a1\pos(54,460)}by various Bay Area artists.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}But first...
{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Thunder rumbling ]
{\a1\pos(33,460)}MAN 2: There, that's the nest.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}We'll make a fortune
with that lot.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}They're nightingale's eggs.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I'll believe that
when they've hatched out.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Lay off. Will you, Matt?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}JOEL: Just lay off.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}MATT: Here.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}JOEL: Perfect.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Go to the truck
and bring a ladder, Sam.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOM: I didn't get cast in the
Lorne Greene role for nothin'.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Thunder rumbling ]
{\a1\pos(33,460)}There's something very strange
going on in that light.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Look over there.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Didn't you hear me?
Go get that damn ladder.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Okay.
-Move it!
{\a1\pos(222,460)}Heil Hitler.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}JOEL: I'm going, I'm going.
Jeepers.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}TOM: First up
on Hearts of Space,
{\a1\pos(201,460)}John Tesh with
"Whispering Firestorm."
{\a1\pos(99,460)}Then it's Yanni with
"Snoremaster of Trafalgamar."
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Then comes Bay Area
musician Del Mondo,
{\a1\pos(117,460)}with his Sominex suite
in D-flat.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Then a synthesized
interplanetary salute
{\a1\pos(201,460)}to Perry Como.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}A the end of the hour,
{\a1\pos(54,460)}we'll have information about
the types of sedatives used
{\a1\pos(12,460)}by tonight's artists... on Music
from the Hearts of Space.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Cat meowing ]
{\a1\pos(54,460)}JOEL: Uh, football practice.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}[ Meowing continues ]
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-TOM: Puma?
-JOEL: Puma.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Spielberg?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Cat whines ]
{\a1\pos(222,460)}CROW: Kitty.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}Oh, Mittens,
are you eating gerbils?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}BOY: Naughty kitty.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Must be punished.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Wow, his room's
becoming a disco.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Neat.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Cat meows ]
{\a1\pos(162,460)}JOEL: It's
the ABC Movie of the Week.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Tom laughs ]
{\a1\pos(141,460)}TOM:
Hmm, what pretentious crap.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}JOEL: Well, that guy's
going to get
{\a1\pos(180,460)}his presidential
physical fitness award.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}It's a done deal.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Crow grunts ]
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Tom grunts ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Come on, you wuss.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}JOEL: Come on,
you gotta want it.
{\a1\pos(120,460)}CROW: Hey, Dad
hid the eggs good this year.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Man sighs ]
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-TOM: Whoa.
-JOEL: That darn cat.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}JOEL: Huh?
{\a1\pos(99,460)}-TOM: Ooh!
-CROW: Next time on MacGyver.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: I do believe in spooks.
I do believe in spooks.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I do, I do, I do, I do,
I do believe in spooks.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I do, I do. Good night.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Huzzah!
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MAN: Ha! Did you see that?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}-TOM: Speak Middle English.
-Did you see it?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}What? What the hell are you
talking about?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Looked like... like a huge ball
of fire crashed over there.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}-Probably a bolt of lightning.
-It was no bolt of lightning.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}I tell you something crashed
back there.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}What's going on?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Well, I just saw something.
-Nothing.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Here. Hold my purse.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I swear to you, I saw something
crash back there.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}I don't know,
maybe a meteorite.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Oh, forget it, Sam.
Just go and get...
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Ready?
Push him over now.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}-...the ladder, will you? Go on.
-TOM: Oh... I love that one.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}And don't take all night.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Wish we brought Bill along
instead of that crazy moron.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Bill? He's changed sides.
Works for the rangers now.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}-JOEL: Bill jumped the fence?
-Bill on the side of the law?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}-That's incredible.
-TOM: Swings both ways now.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Let's try that nest over there.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Hmm.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}JOEL: Hey,
looks like Yoda's home.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}[ Tom imitating Yoda ]
Luke? Use the Force, Luke.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}CROW: Hmm. Nah. Nah.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Snorting ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Ah, ah, it's clearing now.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: With a name like Smuckers
raspberry preserves,
{\a1\pos(138,460)}you know it's good.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}This inflamed tissue,
the burning,
{\a1\pos(33,460)}we'd better put some peroxide.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Smuckers brand peroxide.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: I'll get a hanky.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}[ Tom clears throat ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom retches ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom coughing ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Welcome to Laserium.
Tonight, music by Rick Wakeman.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom humming ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: A ladder.
That's a rope.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Idiot.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom humming ]
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOM: Oh, forget this.
I'm gettin' out of here.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}JOEL: I'm no longer
your whipping boy.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I ain't gonna work
on Maggie's farm no more.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Truck grinding gears ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Joel laughing ]
{\a1\pos(54,460)}JOEL: If you can't find 'em,
grind 'em, right?
{\a1\pos(36,460)}[ Joel continues laughing ]
JOEL: Grind a pound for me, man.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: This Outward Bound
is really broadening him.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Man gasps ]
{\a1\pos(54,460)}MAN: Well worth the trouble.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Hey, let me have a look.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}JOEL: Good idea.
{\a1\pos(306,460)}Hmm.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-TOM: What have we here?
-JOEL: These are kola nuts.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: These are un-kola nuts.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}These will pay the rent
for a while.
{\a1\pos(120,460)}-Where's Sam?
-CROW: He's paying the rent.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Hell, I don't know.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Should've been back by now,
though.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Hey, what if the son of a...
has run out on us?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}And taken the truck, too.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}CROW: Don't touch him there.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}MAN: Come on.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}CROW: Now Mr. Science is going
to show us the white cells.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}TOM: Put that down.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: D'oh.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Oh, clean up
on aisle 7.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: It's a Gold'n Plump
chicken!
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Crow retching ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}JOEL: Ugh.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOM: Ooh, he should've checked
the freshness date on those.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Over easy.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Tom chuckling ]
{\a1\pos(117,460)}CROW: Oh, what is he,
an L.A. cop?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Man exploring
his territory here.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}CROW: Ouch.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}JOEL: I guess we know which
came first now, don't we?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Groaning ]
{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Creature growls ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Wanna make a movie,
you gotta break some eggs.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOM: Bawk, bawk, bawk.
Cluck, cluck, cluck.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}JOEL: Oh, my goodness,
it's the Easter Bunny,
{\a1\pos(138,460)}and is he ever mad.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Hey, this guy looks
like Norm Abram getting killed.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-TOM: Hmm.
-CROW: Hear that?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}CROW: Sounds like Norm Abram's
getting killed
{\a1\pos(138,460)}by a giant chicken.
[ Tom laughing ]
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOM: I gotta walk off
those eggs.
{\a1\pos(306,460)}Hoo!
{\a1\pos(33,460)}My cholesterol count's way up.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}CROW: Morning comes
to cheap white trash.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}-Was this it?
-Yeah.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}CROW: Yeah.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}MATT: I knew it. Son of a...
ran out on us.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}MAN: Ah, looks like we spend
the night out here.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: You feel comfortable, uh,
sharing a sleeping bag with me?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Ooh.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MATT: All the camping equipment
was in the pickup.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MAN: So what? Won't be the first
time you've dropped it.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}Come on.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: D'oh.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Hey, it's White Fang.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}And he's stealing
those bifocals.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: They came to Earth
to steal bifocals.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Well, it's not his
prescription, I don't think.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}CROW: I've gone blind.
{\a1\pos(162,460)}I'm looking
at the back of my retinas.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}-JOEL: No, it's just the movie.
-CROW: I'm blind.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: The movie went blind.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Oh.
Wish I had gone blind.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}[ Tom imitating Yoda ] Luke,
finish your training, you will.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Thunder rumbling ]
{\a1\pos(138,460)}JOEL: Bambi, humans
are basically good.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}TOM: Uh, check that.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}CROW: You know, Mom,
{\a1\pos(117,460)}you never hear the one
with your name on it.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}MAN: See that?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Game around here isn't usually
at all nervous.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: My bloodlust
cannot be sated.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}The light trembling of a fawn
{\a1\pos(54,460)}as it lay dying in my arms,
you know.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}MATT: Christ, you're beginning
to sound like Sam.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Son of Sam.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}MAN: ...why or what.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}But I got a funny feeling,
and I don't like it.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: I've gotta kill something
is what I gotta do.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}-TOM: How about you?
-CROW: Gino Vannelli?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}JOEL: Yee...
{\a1\pos(138,460)}TOM: Needs a shave.
{\a1\pos(120,460)}-JOEL: Ugh.
-TOM: Ooh. Right in the eye.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-ALL: Ooh.
-TOM: Whoa!
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Whoo.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}JOEL: The helpless cough of
a squirrel with a crushed face.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}that's what life's all about.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}MATT: What's the big hurry?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MAN: The big hurry's I wanna get
the hell out of here.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: I'm doing a one-man show...
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Leslie Nielson, Leslie Nielson,
Leslie Nielson.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MAN: I can tell you this,
something weird going on.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}All right, look.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}You stick around if you like.
I'm moving.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Movin' on.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}CROW: Hey, you may want to wax
that bikini hair.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Oof!
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Oh, you know,
even the movie "The Fog"
{\a1\pos(12,460)}didn't have this much fog.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}JOEL: Un-hunh.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}You know, the entry wound
of a shot is a kill.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-TOM: Okay
-CROW: Please.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MATT: At least, we'd have
four walls and a roof.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}MAN: And a jail cell tomorrow.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}MATT: Oh, yeah,
guess you're right.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: Eh, forget about that.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MAN: Give me some of that stuff.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}TOM: Hi, God.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Look, there's Julie Andrews,
and she's on fire.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}CROW: Good.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Sorry, Jules.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: You know, this scene
{\a1\pos(96,460)}didn't originally appear
in the movie,
{\a1\pos(99,460)}but they, uh... they
restored it. Aren't you glad?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Oh, thank you, AMC.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}Huh. Mm-hm.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Aah! It's the camera man.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}He's looking
through the wrong lens.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: Oh, that comb... used to
belong to Keith Richards.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Crow retching ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Look what I've got here,
Uncle Bill.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Huh, centipede.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}It's a lithobius forficatus.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}To me, it's a centipede.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}It's always been called
a centipede.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}CROW: He's a loving
and giving caregiver.
{\a1\pos(204,460)}WOMAN:
What have you got there?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}A lithobius forficatus.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Centipede.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}Well, chuck
the filthy thing away.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}It's for my insect collection.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Then, take it up to your room,
okay?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Can I go out and find
some more specimens?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Later. You've got to help
your uncle in the cellar.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Now, then,
finish your breakfast.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}TOM: Aw.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Oops, wrong bowl.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Groaning ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Lively music ]
{\a1\pos(201,460)}TOM: 3M today.
A more vibrant future
{\a1\pos(54,460)}for the plastic resin-based
industries!
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Ah, finally a movie
for our generation.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Swingin'.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Whoo.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Get your bike ready,
leather jacket on
{\a1\pos(54,460)}JOEL: Hey, it's Greg Brady!
TOM & CROW: Cool.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Let the engine go.
Oh, no, hold it. Hold it.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-It stinks.
-CROW: We agree.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Let's take it again
from the top.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Here's your coffee.
I made it special.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}I'll be right over here. Bye.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}MAN: You guys are
all over the place.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}TOM: Yeah, you're up
in the mountains.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}You're in the studio.
You're in a cave.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}You're in a shotgun shack.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}You're in another part
of the world.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}You're on top
of Old Smokey there.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Huh. You're all over the place.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}CROW: We're just as confused
as you are, folks.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: Ah, the heck with this,
Norm.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Let's go down to the suburbs
{\a1\pos(180,460)}and crash
through a school window.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Hey, okay.
Hey, you hear about Phil?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}He got hit by a truck
last night.
{\a1\pos(141,460)}TOM:
Ooh, down by the salt lick?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-CROW: Yeah.
-TOM: Oh, what a shame.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}MAN: Ah, here they come.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: Walkin' down the street.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}They get the funniest looks
from everyone they meet.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOM: Wait, those aren't deer.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}CROW: Well, let's shoot them.
They're not wearing orange.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: They're going to die
in that Samurai Jeep anyway.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Gears grinding ]
{\a1\pos(201,460)}CROW: Uh, uh,
you're still in first.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: No... Mo... You don't know
how to drive a stick, do you?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}MAN: Oh, hell,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}don't say they're going to
have problems, not now.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}CROW: They're going to have
problems, not now.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}MAN: Christ.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}No. There they go.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}They're okay.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}Good riddance.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Now we can kill us some game
in peace and quiet.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}TOM: Do you realize
what you just said?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Matt laughs ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MATT: Or maybe just go and rest
in the cabin.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}JOEL: Huzzah.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom laughing ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MAN: I say we take a rest.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}ALL: Aah!
{\a1\pos(117,460)}...kick her into gear
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Steady as she goes
Am I flying overdrive
{\a1\pos(78,460)}-TOM: Flying over trout?
-MAN: Heading down the highway
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOM: Hey, you think the mike's
picking up their dancing?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}All I wanna feel is the wind
in my eyes
{\a1\pos(33,460)}CROW: Lyrics by Mrs. Johnson's
Kindergarten Class.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}-TOM: Wind in my eyes?
-All systems ready to go
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: All victims ready
to skull?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}-MAN: Hear the engines roar now
-TOM: Idiot control now
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Hear the engines roar now.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOM: Idiot control...
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Hey, Greg Louganis
is so talented.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}JOEL: Cute, too.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Young Republicans...
They're so hip!
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: This may...
{\a1\pos(12,460)}might be Mike CurbCongregation's
best album ever!
{\a1\pos(180,460)}BACKUP SINGERS:
Burning rubber tires
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Whoo!
{\a1\pos(162,460)}-That's nice.
-Now they got it together.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Oh, yeah, they got it
together now.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom laughing ]
{\a1\pos(138,460)}CROW: Hmm, hmm, hmm,
ceiling needs painting.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}WOMAN: He is really good.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Good? He's the best.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Oh, I could say...
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Uh, just leave it
like that.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Hear the engines roar now
{\a1\pos(12,460)}ALL: Hear the young potato
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Hear the engines roar now
{\a1\pos(117,460)}ALL: Idiot control now
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Hear the engines roar now
{\a1\pos(306,460)}TOM:
Hideous control now
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Hear the engines roar now
{\a1\pos(204,460)}ALL:
Digging Minnie Pearl now
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Hear the engines roar now
{\a1\pos(201,460)}Wheels on fire
Burning rubber tires
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Whoo!
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Hear the engines roar now
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: Nice song, but I think
it needs a hook or something.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Hear the engines roar now
{\a1\pos(138,460)}TOM: Get down, Crow.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Hear the engines roar now
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: I can't. Back up.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Hear the engines roar now
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Whoo!
{\a1\pos(138,460)}JOEL: If these guys
get any more soul,
{\a1\pos(96,460)}we'll have to order out
for greens.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Okay
-Hmm? Good.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Sighing ]
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Well?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Hmm?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-It stinks.
-TOM: D'oh.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}ALL: Whah, whah, whah.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Well, what's the matter with it?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Who knows?
It was great.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Hmm.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Sighs ]
{\a1\pos(201,460)}BACKUP SINGER:
I hope you're joking.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}I never joke about my living.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Well, I thought
it was great this time.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}Great? Yeah.
Kathy was half-asleep,
{\a1\pos(96,460)}and you, Tracy, you were
blasting out like a foghorn.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}What's wrong with him, then?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Did he get up on the wrong side
of the bed?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-CROW: You should know.
-TOM: Hey, shh.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-And you.
-Me, what?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Come on, out with it.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}You came in half a beat late.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}JOEL: Ooh.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}SINGER: What are you
talking about, Rick?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Back in a minute...
{\a1\pos(141,460)}SINGER:
I came in half a beat late?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I'm not going to argue, Sharon.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}You came in late.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}Come on, Rick,
give me a break.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}You're always early.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}You're impossible to follow.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MAN: Yay. Fantastic, everybody.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}JOEL: Hey, it's Andy Travis
from WKRP!
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Gary's really excited
about this take.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Why don't you ask him?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-TOM: Hmm?
-Hmm?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Hey, guys, the fun's over.
{\a1\pos(57,460)}Well, I still say
you were all fantastic. Really.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}It's gonna be a hit for sure.
You wanna hear it again?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}-ALL: No. No.
-That's okay, Gary.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}It's been a long day.
We'll hear it on Monday.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}Thanks.
Have a nice weekend.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: But it's Wednesday.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Long weekend.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}MAN: And now,
let's get out of here.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}Let's get up
into those mountains
{\a1\pos(12,460)}and breathe a little fresh air.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}After the atmosphere in here,
it'll probably kill us.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}MAN: Tracy,
go pick up the scores.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: And my leather clown suit.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Me and my big mouth.
-Place is really great.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}You'll love it up there.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Hey, Gary, how about it. Huh?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}Sorry, honey.
Got a mess of work.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh, come on, Gary.
You'll have a wonderful time.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}I'll belong to you,
soul and body.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}CROW: No, I just ate.
Thanks.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}GARY: I'm sorry, Tracy, it's
been a long week, and, well...
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Okay, don't worry.
I get the message.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I know I'm not your type.
{\a1\pos(78,460)}What the hell?
There's always Robert Redford.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: Oh, we gotta go, guys.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Come on, give me a break.
-TRACY: That's what I was doing.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Oh.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TRACY: Don't call us.
We'll call you.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: She should be more
accessible, you know?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}-So long, super stud.
-TOM: Yeah.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}All right, all right,
let's do it again.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}You come in late, girls,
again... you're out.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}All right?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}All right, from the top.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}[ Lively music plays ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}With a pickle mind
We kick the nipple beers
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Steady as a goat
We're flying over trout
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Ghetto down the highway
At the speed of light
{\a1\pos(138,460)}All I wanna feel now
Is the wind in my eyes
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Sack of monkeys
In my pocket
{\a1\pos(96,460)}My sister's ready to go
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Hear the engines roar now
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Hear the engines roar now
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Idiot control now
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Idiot control now
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Hideous control now
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Hideous control now
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Ninny on the road now
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Ninny on the road now
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Minnie in control
{\a1\pos(201,460)}Wheels on fire
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Burning rubber tires
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Gypsy mumbling ]
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Whoo!
{\a1\pos(96,460)}He's pretty good.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Good? He's the best.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Blurry jelly rolls now
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Blurry jelly rolls now
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Hiddy lets it go now
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Hiddy lets it go now
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Needy inches bow down
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Needy inches bow down
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Pitying a poor boy
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Pitying a poor boy
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Hear the engines roar
{\a1\pos(222,460)}Bees on pie
Burning rubber tires
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Whoo!
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Sighing ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh, great. Pretty good.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}What do you think?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Pinging sound ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}It stinks.
{\a1\pos(57,460)}-Mom...
-ALL: Hear the engines roar now
{\a1\pos(138,460)}TOM: Woof. That was
a hot session, huh?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Oh, yeah.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}RICK: Look, Sharon, honey,
I'm sorry.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I got all uptight.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: D'oh.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}RICK: This is important to me,
this LP, you know that.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Don't you?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Just forget it, will you?
{\a1\pos(225,460)}You know
I didn't mean anything.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOM: Ah, kiss me, you big lug.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Mm-mm.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TRACY: Hey, you got all weekend.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Oh, that's right.
All for fun.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}-TOM: Oh, that's sweet, huh?
-JOEL: Oh, neat. Let's go.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}CROW: And they have Pringles.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TRACY: You think the weather's
going to hold?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOM: No, I think it's
just going to stop.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Hey, where did you say
we were going?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-CROW: To hell.
-Cinder National Forest.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Sighs ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}It's a fantastic place.
So peaceful and so quiet.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Not a soul for miles, I suppose.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}JOEL: I'm not bringing mine.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}It's really out of the way.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Just a few rangers
and a lot of bears.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}I guess I'll just have
to find a ranger
{\a1\pos(33,460)}or a bear to sleep with, then.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: What are you saying?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Ooh. Oh, sorry, wrong movie.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}WOMAN: I'm cold.
I didn't bring my jacket.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}CROW: Or your brain.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}WOMAN: Do you mind if I put
on one of yours, Rick, darling?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Look, Pocahontas,
Rick's mine.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Somebody else needs warming up.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Who the hell is that?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Hi, y'all.
I'm Laura Stapleton.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Maureen Stapleton?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-CROW: Naw.
-TOM: Looking good.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}LAURA: Oh, Ricky,
you were wonderful.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Marvelous.
You were all great.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}We're going to have
such fun this weekend.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-TOM: Uh-oh.
-Yeah, great fun.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Ooh.
{\a1\pos(183,460)}-Sharon!
-What's got into that...?
{\a1\pos(183,460)}-CROW: Girl.
-Are you all right, Rick?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}CROW: All right in the bags?
S'all right.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}LAURA: Open this door!
{\a1\pos(54,460)}BRIAN: Who on Earth made you
invite her along?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-LAURA: What's going on?
-Forgot we met the other day.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I guess I must've told her
about the weekend by accident.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Yeah, accidently on purpose.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}Never thought
she'd actually come.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Well, tell her to get lost.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I can't do that, can I?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Turns out she's the daughter
of one of the bosses here.
{\a1\pos(78,460)}Makes her part of
the establishment, doesn't it?
{\a1\pos(162,460)}And she happens
to like the way I perform.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Anyway, an artist has to think
about his public, doesn't he?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}-TOM: Can't argue with that.
-JOEL: Ah, you make sense.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}LAURA: What's going on?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Especially if your public
has boobs like that.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOM: Uh, Joel, what are boobs?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}JOEL: You know,
like Jethro Bodine?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOM: Oh, boobs. Okay.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}BRIAN: Sharon...
{\a1\pos(99,460)}I think you're making
a mountain out of a molehill.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}[ Tom clears throat ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}SHARON: Leave me alone.
I'm going home.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: To change, I hope.
{\a1\pos(204,460)}Believe me,
it's not what you think.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: It's what you're wearing.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}SHARON: Of course not.
It's probably worse.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Anyway, that's it.
I'm finished with him.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Listen, Sharon.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Deep down, that guy is nuts
about you.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Mm-hm.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}BRIAN: Making out with chicks
is part of his act as an artist.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}JOEL: Hmm.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}One today,
a different one tomorrow.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}JOEL: See, cheating is hip.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}BRIAN: Accept the fact.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}And if you love him,
stand up and fight for him.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOM: Enjoy being used.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}BRIAN: There's no way
you lose out.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Especially against some idiot
like that.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}So cool it. And relax.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Okay.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Brian's right, you know, Sharon.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-TOM: Mm-hm.
-Yes, isn't he always?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Mm-hm.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Why couldn't I fall in love
with him?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Laughing ]
{\a1\pos(54,460)}-JOEL: And then they, oh...
-TOM: Come on, knuckleheads.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Still friends. Yeah.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Hey, try to be nice to your
boyfriend's girlfriend...
{\a1\pos(180,460)}boyfriend.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOM: There, that'll keep 'em.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-TOM: Uncle Bill?
-CROW: Jody?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}-JOEL: Buffy?
-TOM: Mr. French?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}JOEL: Mrs. Beasley?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-TOM: Chief?
-CROW: McCloud?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom laughing ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}-CROW: Boy, I hate Kenny.
-JOEL: Oh, that's not Kenny.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-JOEL: We like this kid.
-CROW: Oh.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}CROW: Hey, it's Desi and Lucy
in "The Big, Big Trailer"!
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom laughing ]
{\a1\pos(117,460)}-JOEL: It's neat, huh?
-CROW: Yeah.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Is this white Reggae?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}What should I do?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}It's getting late
{\a1\pos(180,460)}I'm feeling blue
{\a1\pos(54,460)}JOEL: No, this is Morrissey.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Oh!
JOEL: I love it.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I sometimes think
{\a1\pos(117,460)}It's one of the jokes
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Ooga.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: It's a kooky radio,
isn't it?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Crow imitating Laura ]
Yeah, it goes in my ear.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom laughing ]
{\a1\pos(138,460)}TOM: Boy, you know,
Ringo did some bad songs,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}but this is really embarrassing.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}JOEL: Yeah.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-What should I do?
-CROW: Retire.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}She hasn't come
{\a1\pos(180,460)}I'm feeling blue
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Hmm, this should fit
over my head.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}That you will come
at the end
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: What?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Why you didn't call
and tell me
{\a1\pos(138,460)}CROW: Give me that.
I'll scratch your eyes out.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}SHARON: ...found a worse road
than this?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Laughing ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Fun. Levity.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOM: Ah, the von Trapp Family
Singers on the road.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Hope they find some Nazis.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom laughing ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Enjoy the good life
in retirement.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Scene back roads,
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Morrissey songs
24 hours a day.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}JOEL: And it really
came together
{\a1\pos(138,460)}when Mom sang along.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}You call me to tell me
you love me
{\a1\pos(117,460)}You play the same game
again
{\a1\pos(12,460)}What do you want from me?
[ Echoing ]
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOM: Oh, oh, Joel, Joel, Joel,
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I'm tripping, tripping,
tripping.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}-CROW: Talk him down, Joel.
-JOEL: It's just an Echoplex.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}CROW: Talk him down.
{\a1\pos(36,460)}-TOM: Oh.
-JOEL: It's the Echoplex, buddy.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Whew. I was worried.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}CROW: Hey, look, we paid for
the van. We're gonna film it.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: Paid for the song, too.
Gonna use it all.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Oh, terrific, we're saved
by the Gates of Hell.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}CROW: Hey, what is it
about the Gates of Hell
{\a1\pos(138,460)}that compels people
to wander into 'em?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: It's because of Smuckers
raspberry preserves.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Man,
what's he going to do,
{\a1\pos(117,460)}borrow a cup of sugar
from Satan?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: No, he's going to borrow
{\a1\pos(162,460)}a cup
of Smuckers raspberry jam.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}It's most like real fruit.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-TOM: Beastmaster?
-CROW: Ringo?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-JOEL: Axl?
-TOM & CROW: Sinead?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-TOM: Chief?
-CROW: McCloud?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}[ Joel imitating boy ]
Wow, specimen jackpot.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Just, uh, put away
his Dinty Moore.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Oh, that'll go great
in his alien mutant hell beast
{\a1\pos(117,460)}from space collection.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Gasps ]
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: It says, "Don't laugh.
It's paid for."
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-JOEL: In Braille?
-TOM: Mm-hm.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}BRIAN: Hey, one of you go
and help Rick collect firewood.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}-JOEL: I'll go. I wanna die.
-[ Electronic chirping ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Syntho birds.
{\a1\pos(36,460)}-JOEL: Hmm.
-CROW: Hey, it's a Casio forest.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}[ Electronic chirping
continues ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: They parked
next to a data stream.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Hmm.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Hmm.
{\a1\pos(183,460)}LAURA:
Rick? Ricky, wait for me.
{\a1\pos(306,460)}Hey.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Hey, put the Casio
back in the van.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}LAURA: I don't think the others
like me being here.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}JOEL: Duh.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}LAURA: They haven't said
a word to me.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Ignore them, then.
-Oh, sure.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}I would, but they dry-click
their revolvers at me.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}RICK: What brought you here?
Me or them?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}You, and you're right.
I don't care.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Kiss me, Ricky.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}CROW: Where?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}RICK: Not now. Later.
They're waiting for us.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}I only asked you to kiss me.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Don't you want to?
-CROW: No, I...
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Muffled ]
{\a1\pos(117,460)}CROW: You got my gum.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Muffled ]
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Rick!
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Where are you, Rick?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Mmph... over here.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}RICK: Hold on!
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Sighs ]
{\a1\pos(222,460)}I'm coming!
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Mm-hm.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: This is CNN.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}WOMAN: Tommy.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Have you been playing with
the gatekeeper again, Tommy?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-BRIAN: Well...
-TOM: Mmm.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}If nothing else...
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Oh, you know,
Steve tastes great.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}-I wish everybody liked them.
-TOM: A little more pelvis?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}What do you think, Laura, dear?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Mmm. Real good.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}Hmm, you look
like you're enjoying it.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}My mother's just the best darn
cook in the world.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}She taught me to enjoy
good eating.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Mmm.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TRACY: Especially steaks, huh?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Not only.
All kinds of meat.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Pelvis.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}SHARON: Sounds like a talented
lady, your mother.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: My mother was a saint!
{\a1\pos(54,460)}LAURA: ...you guys laughing
at me all the time.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}JOEL: We're laughing
with you, dear heart...
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TRACY: Oh, yeah, sure.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I know that you hate me.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}You're jealous, aren't ya?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Because Ricky likes me.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Well, that's the way the cookie
crumbles, honey.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Ooh.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Tell her what we did
in the woods, Ricky.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}She'd love to know.
Right, Sharon?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-[ Screams ]
-TOM: Coffee?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Laura huffs ]
{\a1\pos(36,460)}TRACY: Laura!
-TOM: You forgot your breakfast!
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TRACY: I think I better
go after her.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}No, leave her alone
for a while.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Let her cool off.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Or get eaten by creatures.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}TOM: Snap an ankle,
die of exposure.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}BRIAN: You know, we have been
very hard on her.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}CROW: Yeah, but it's a good
chance to thin out the cast.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Tom imitating weeping ]
I don't even like coffee.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Weeping ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom slurping ]
{\a1\pos(117,460)}JOEL: Only half a cup?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Mm-hm.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}TOM: Don't you like
the rich taste?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Mmm.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-CROW: Dad?
-TOM: Mummy?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Ricky? Is that you?
-CROW: Mr. Drysdale?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Mr. Eddie's father?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}LAURA: Don't play games with me,
please.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}-CROW: Mr. Douglas.
-TOM: Mr. Haney.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-CROW: Lisa?
-TOM: Chief?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}CROW: McCloud?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Please come out.
-TOM: Shaking the trees.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Ricky, I'm frightened.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Gasps ]
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Hey, look at the little birdie
I caught.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: It's a girl, you idiot.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MAN: You know what, Matt?
You're a real blockhead.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}You're just looking
to land up in jail.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}JOEL: Come on. I can use you
in my act. Huzzah.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}MAN: I ain't doing nothing.
You better run.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}It's all forest that way.
She won't get far.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: D'oh.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}MATT: Come on.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: And there,
on the handle, was...
{\a1\pos(117,460)}You're not listening.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}TRACY: Great weather
for a picnic.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I read it in my horoscope.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: My horoscope said you'd be
stalked by a leather mug maker
{\a1\pos(54,460)}from a Renaissance Festival.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Panting ]
{\a1\pos(201,460)}TOM: Run away!
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MATT: Jesus, that little... Can
run a lot faster than I thought.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Yeah, well, you're a jerk.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Ooh, touche.
Very clever.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Gasps ]
{\a1\pos(117,460)}-[ Creature growling ]
-[ Screams ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Next week on Mannix.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TRACY: God, what was that?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Sounded like Laura
leaping to her death.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}TRACY: Laura?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Jerk. You're a jerk.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Over there, jerk.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}Come on, jerk.
Such a jerk.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}SHARON: Come on.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Wait, did we leave
the iron on?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}BRIAN: Laura!
Where are you, Laura?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}JOEL: Tell Laura I love her.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}BRIAN: Laura!
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOM: Huh? Is your name Laura?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MAN: Nothing but trouble, Matt.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Let's get out of here fast.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Bitty-bitty-bitty.
Wanna dance, Buck?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom laughing ]
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: Oh, it's Laura Palmer.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Thunder rumbling ]
{\a1\pos(222,460)}Soupy Sales.
{\a1\pos(78,460)}-This way.
-CROW: What, do you smell her?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}-TOM: Yeah, like a bloodhound.
-CROW: Yeah.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}RICK: There she is.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Don't move.
We'll come down.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}BRIAN: Laura!
{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Laura!
-Jesus.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-She isn't dead, is she?
-I don't think so.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}But she's sure in bad shape.
Get her legs.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Yeah, quick,
move her spine around a lot.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Making bone cracking noises ]
{\a1\pos(222,460)}CROW: Dope.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}Laura! Rick!
{\a1\pos(201,460)}-TOM: Bosley?
-JOEL: Angels?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-TOM: Chief?
-CROW: McCloud?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}KATHY: Daddy, where are you?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-TOM: Daddy?
-JOEL: Leviathan?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}-TOM: Laverne?
-Where are they?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Crow imitating Squiggy ]
Hello!
{\a1\pos(138,460)}SHARON: Over there.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom laughing ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Oh, my God, what happened?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}I don't know.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}TOM: She's claiming
she's Anais Nin.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Things could get
kind of tricky now.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}This place is going to be
swarming with rangers soon.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}We better be on our way
out of here.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: We shouldn't have stole
that pic-a-nic basket.
{\a1\pos(36,460)}MAN: We'll make for the old
hideout in the canyon, Big Bend.
{\a1\pos(141,460)}-JOEL: Huzzah.
-Christ, that's miles away.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Thunder rumbling ]
{\a1\pos(264,460)}Come on.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: Quick, let's fold her.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}CROW: Well, I'm so glad they
turned her into a vegetable.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}BRIAN: Give me one
of the blankets.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Uh, no, that's okay.
I'm not cold.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}-CROW: It's for her.
-TOM: Oh.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TRACY: Here.
This'll warm her up.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}TOM: Uh, no thanks.
I'm not thirsty.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}-CROW: It's for her, for her.
-JOEL: For her.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}-[ Chuckles ]
-TOM: Yes.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: She obviously
doesn't need it.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-BRIAN: She's out cold.
-CROW: Yeah.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}We've got to get her
to a hospital.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}JOEL: Or a bar.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}BRIAN: Hold on, Rick.
It's more than 50 miles.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}In this weather, in these roads,
you wouldn't get very far.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}We have to do something, Brian.
We can't just leave her.
{\a1\pos(183,460)}It's my fault.
I forced her to run away.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Oh, Sharon, it wasn't you.
It was me.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}-She'll be all right.
-JOEL: It's her fault.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}RICK: Don't cry now.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}What can we do, Brian?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}CROW: Jam a sandwich
down her throat.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}BRIAN:...refuge at Black Butte,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}where there's a telephone,
and they can help us.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Then, let's get out things.
Come on.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Meanwhile,
in another movie...
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Ah, patience, gentle viewer.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}This'll all make sense
in the end.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}-[ Chuckles ]
-TOM: Not.
{\a1\pos(36,460)}CROW: I wonder when Flo
and Alice are going to get here.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Mel, at home.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom muffled ]
Let me out.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}I said, let me out.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}I said, let me out.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}Ow, ow.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}-CROW: Shave and a haircut?
-TOM: Two bits.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Heart beating ]
{\a1\pos(201,460)}WOMAN: Tommy.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Just tending the incubus,
mother.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Cat meowing ]
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Why haven't you gone
to bed yet?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}I did, Mom,
but kitty was meowing,
{\a1\pos(201,460)}and I thought
maybe he was hungry.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Oh, he's already eaten
at least three times today.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Then, he certainly
shouldn't have any more.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Okay, come on, into bed.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}One of these days we're going
to have trouble with you two.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}In you get.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: And remember,
no wire hangers!
{\a1\pos(222,460)}Settle down.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Now, go to sleep.
All right?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Yes, Mom.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}Good night.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}-TOM: Good night, mother.
-JOEL: Good night, John-boy.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}-TOM: Good night, Hardcastle.
-JOEL: Good night, McCormick.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-TOM: Good night, Chief.
-CROW: Good night, McCloud.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom laughing ]
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Cat meows ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOMMY: You all just wait
and see.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}You're going to have
a new friend soon.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Chuckles ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: That's really great,
little kid.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Sad.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Spends a lot of time
alone. Ugh.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Oh, he's trying
to hatch the egg.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}What is he, Horton?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom laughing ]
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Tom snores ]
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOM: Okay, so is this Movie A?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}JOEL: Beats me.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Raspberries ]
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOM: Well, let's see.
The hunters are in Movie A.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}The kid was in Movie B.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}CROW: Ah, this is the Cowsills
part. This is Movie C....C.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: I shouldn't have had
so much coffee.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}I'll be right back.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Ooh, enter the fog machine.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}JOEL: Come on, honey.
You're gonna love it here.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}RICK: Hello?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}Anybody home?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}What do you want
at this time of night?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}We need help.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Well, go and find it
somewhere else.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Wait a minute, please.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Please, we need help.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}What's going on, Bill?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Just a troublemaker.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}-CROW: Nah, Jehovah Witnesses.
-Please, we need help.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Open the door, Bill.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Go on.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}JOEL: Open the door.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}RICK: Please, ma'am,
can we use your phone?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}There's been an accident.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: She soiled herself.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}-What kind of trouble?
-TOM: Oh, please.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-She fell.
-Bring her in.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-TOM: Accident.
-The telephone room.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Follow me.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Wakka-wakka?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}RICK: This phone isn't working.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}CROW: Give me that. I'll show
you how to use a prop phone.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-All right?
-Yeah, fine.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Eh, just a few more rooms,
and you'll be there.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}Keep going.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Ooh, nice.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}RICK: The line's dead.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}There's been a rock fall.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}The road's blocked.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}The phone lines
are probably down, too.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}JOEL: There's no way
out of this film.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}BILL: God only knows
how you got this far.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Did you get through
to the hospital?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}CROW: No, it's a prop phone.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}RICK: No way.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}The phone's screwed up.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}That's all we need.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}JOEL: Man, if it's not
one thing, it's another.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}BRIAN: Surely there must be
some way of getting help.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: Hey, life stinks, man.
Deal with it.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}BILL: Not now, there ain't.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-You sure?
-Of course I am.
{\a1\pos(162,460)}Come on.
I'll make you some coffee.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}Don't worry.
She'll be all right.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Mm-hm.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}MOM: With a good night's rest,
she'll be as right as rain
{\a1\pos(180,460)}in the morning.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: Yeah, that's what cures
a crushed spine.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Uh-huh.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}SHARON: What's going on?
{\a1\pos(204,460)}Nothing.
The phone's not working.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}The road back to town
is blocked.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Looks like there's
no way out of here.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}But Laura needs help.
There must be some way.
{\a1\pos(78,460)}Doesn't look like it.
Not in this bloody wilderness.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}You and your out of the way
places.
{\a1\pos(99,460)}-TOM: D'oh.
-SHARON: Come on now, Rick...
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Wow, a rock group
staying at my house?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Too much.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}RICK: I know.
I'm not blaming you.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}It'll all be all right.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}I know where we can get help.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Please, Mrs., uh...
-Stevens.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-Thank you.
-Molly Stevens.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Tell us, Mrs. Stevens.
-JOEL: Molly Stevens.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Just a few miles from here
there's a forest ranger's cabin.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}They've got a radio.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Then, what are we waiting for?
{\a1\pos(264,460)}Not now.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}You'll have to wait
for daylight.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}At night you wouldn't make it.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Anyway, since it's springtime,
{\a1\pos(96,460)}the rangers will be out
searching for poachers.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I'm right, Bill, aren't I?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}CROW: Oh, yeah, I'll give you
that one.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}MOLLY: Bill knows
where the patrols get to.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}He'll take you there tomorrow.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Now you must get some rest.
It's no good worrying.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}MOLLY: We've got plenty
of space here.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}So as soon as you finish
your coffee,
{\a1\pos(54,460)}I'll show you to your room.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}BRIAN: You're being very kind.
{\a1\pos(99,460)}TOM: Egg? Say, egg.
There's a lot of people here.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}-TOM: Have ya... Huh?
-[ Tommy gasps ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}JOEL: Hey, uh...
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOM: Ooh, we gotta go.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Groaning ]
{\a1\pos(138,460)}JOEL: Creamy living
chocolate center.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Ech!
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Heart beating ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Oh, hiya, Crow.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Oh, hi. Whatcha doin'?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Oh, we were just inspired
{\a1\pos(12,460)}by the cool, new-age music
of this movie,
{\a1\pos(138,460)}so we decided to use
the wall of keyboards
{\a1\pos(117,460)}and make out own great
new new-age music.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}You wanna help?
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Sure.
Uh, what can I do?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Well, I could teach you
how to play the keyboards.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Will it take long?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}No, of course not.
Come on over here.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Here, check this out.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Okay, put your hand... Come on,
put your hand over here.
{\a1\pos(141,460)}-Okay.
-Put your finger down. See?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-Like that?
-Yeah.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}-[ Note being played ]
-Ah.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Yeah, you got... you're playing
a new-age chord now, okay?
{\a1\pos(306,460)}Hey.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Just like Yanni. All right, now,
put another finger down.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Okay.
-See?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Now you're playing
a Yanni lick.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Now, hold it down for an hour.
-Yeah.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Now hold it down till you get
a record contract
{\a1\pos(96,460)}from Windham Hill.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Oh, hey, cool.
-See?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Servo, check it out.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}It's my new new-age Yanni lick.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Uh, Joel, hold on my new new-age
Yanni lick.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}I've got to put
my sandwich down.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}Okay. Got it.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}This music's kind of dull,
isn't it?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Yeah, but it's a good way
to make a lot of money
{\a1\pos(117,460)}without a big initial
investment.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Clears throat ]
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Okay.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}And now music
from some guys in space.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Tonight on music
from some guys in space,
{\a1\pos(54,460)}more fine new new-age music
and sounds
{\a1\pos(12,460)}from super progressive Bay Area
new-age keyboardist
{\a1\pos(201,460)}Joel Robinson.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Joel will be accompanied
on the wall of keyboards
{\a1\pos(117,460)}by veteran minimalist
Crow T. Robot.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}We invite you to sit back
and enjoy
{\a1\pos(33,460)}more repetitive new-age music
{\a1\pos(54,460)}as we cruise the space ways.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Come along, fellow travelers,
{\a1\pos(180,460)}and enjoy music
from some guys in space.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Alarm buzzing ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Hey, we got movie sign,
you guys.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}It's movie sign, next time
on Emergency 911.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Tom, you're stuck
in Shatner mode.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}A duck with an arrow
through its neck.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Come on, man, snap out of it.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Crow, wake up!
-Movie sign!
{\a1\pos(285,460)}What?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ All screaming ]
{\a1\pos(33,460)}When I get a hold of that Sam,
I swear I'll kill him.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Standing us up here like this.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Oh, it's not so bad.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}There's a connection I know
{\a1\pos(96,460)}who'll give us at least,
I'd say...
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOM: You awake, Crow?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}-...3,000 bucks for this lot.
-CROW: Yeah.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Crow sighs ]
{\a1\pos(138,460)}How are we supposed
to get back to tow, huh?
{\a1\pos(264,460)}On foot?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Wait a minute, I'm...
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-[ Tom exhales ]
-TOM: Yep.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Sighs ]
{\a1\pos(138,460)}MAN: It wouldn't be
the first time.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom chuckles ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Why don't we take
the kids camper?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}Are you crazy?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Uh, can I think about it?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MAN: Haven't you screwed things
up enough already? Huh?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Well, he did write
the script.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}JOEL: Huzzah.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MATT: What was that noise?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Maybe it's the rangers.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}JOEL: Hey, Boo-Boo.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Eww.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Mm-hm.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}MATT: What on Earth is that?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Looks like a cross
between a pig and a bear.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}-CROW: A pear?
-My god it's ugly.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Hey, you're no prize
yourself, Dan Folgelberg.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom laughing ]
{\a1\pos(222,460)}Be careful.
It could be dangerous.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Cocks gun ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Ah, it may be ugly, but it
appears harmless enough.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}JOEL: Hey, it's
Mr. Snuffleupagus.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-TOM: Cute:
-CROW: I see...
{\a1\pos(33,460)}MATT: Sure is a strange bird.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Think it could be
worth something?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}-TOM: Queer kind of duck.
-MAN: Yeah, maybe.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-TOM: Maybe.
-Keep him busy.
{\a1\pos(120,460)}-TOM: Keep him busy?
-Hey, uh, enjoying yourself?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Take a little night stroll?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Trouble is, the weather's
a little bit rough for that.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}MATT: Isn't it?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}CROW: Stop the inane
conversation.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}MAN: Go on talking.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: You live around here much?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}MATT: Eh, you must be hungry,
huh?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Have some.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}CROW: It's one of you,
only gamier.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-TOM: Eww.
-MATT: It won't hurt ya.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}-JOEL: So you like Chinese food?
-Don't be afraid. Come on.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}MATT: Help yourself.
{\a1\pos(183,460)}-JOEL: Huh?
-TOM: Mongolian barbecue?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-JOEL: Ha.
-TOM: Oh.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}MAN: Matt, come on!
Give me a hand!
{\a1\pos(54,460)}CROW: Get the drawn butter.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MAN: Christ, he's strong.
I can't... I can't hold him.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Screams ]
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOM: Alf, no! No, Alf!
{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Creature grunts ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Ooh.
Big mistake.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}CROW: Hey, that long nose must
be handy in hard-to-reach areas.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom laughing ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom humming ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Just pad out the scene here
a little bit.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Humming ]
{\a1\pos(117,460)}JOEL: Hey, what gives?
I'm on the milk carton.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Hmm.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOMMY: You're hungry again.
Aren't you?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}There's no need to worry,
Trumpy.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}You like that name.
Don't you, Trumpy?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}-CROW: I prefer Milky Bear.
-TOMMY: I'm your friend.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOMMY: And I won't let
anyone hurt you.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: I named you
after Donald Trump.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}Trumpy.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Hello.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Crow imitating Trumpy ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Hey, look.
Look what I got for you.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Mucus.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOMMY: Oh, boy. You sure are
greedy. Aren't you?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Mm-hm.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOMMY: Wow, if you keep drinking
milk like that,
{\a1\pos(54,460)}you're going to grow really
big and strong.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Then we can play together.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}You know what playing is,
Trumpy?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}CROW: Yes, it's where
I break you in half.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOMMY: No? I'll teach you.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}We're going to have such fun.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Foreigner.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Uh, meanwhile in Movie C.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Uh, I think
this is Movie D.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-TOM: Oh.
-CROW: D for dumb.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Tom chuckling ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Okay.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Gasps ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}JOEL: Oh, great.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOMMY: Oh, boy,
how you've grown.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: Yeah, during the cutaway
anything's possible.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOMMY: Keep growing like that,
and you won't fit any clothes.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Then what are we going to do?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Tommy, come on down
and eat your breakfast.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}You've got to hide.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Belches ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}You understand?
You've got to hide.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Tommy, did you hear me?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOM: Can you feel me near you?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Oh, what a nightmare.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Ooh, I dreamt I was
a crappy actress
{\a1\pos(33,460)}in a horrible monster... film.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Hey, wait a minute.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: Oh, no, she really does
have combination skin.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Eww.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Oh. Oh, my goodness.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Oh, bad. Big bad...
Big bad thing.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Help, everyone. Big bad.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}SHARON: Rick!
{\a1\pos(222,460)}JOEL: Hurry.
Big sale on flannel.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Everyone, come on.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}TOM: Flannel?
Did she say, "Flannel"?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}JOEL: Here,
drink this coffee, kid.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Hmm.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh, he's stealing
all the Nerf toast.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Gasps ]
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: Uh, hello, remember us,
the audience?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Uh, could we see, please?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}JOEL: I think her perm
didn't take.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Eww.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-[ Crying ]
-TOM: Aw!
{\a1\pos(57,460)}CROW: Well, come on,
your breakfast is getting cold,
{\a1\pos(117,460)}and she's not getting
any warmer.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Crying continues ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}That means more oatmeal
for everyone.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Right.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOMMY: What happened, Mommy?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}It's nothing to do with you,
dear.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Go play with your tripping
hell beast, darling.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}MOLLY: But I don't want you
coming in here, understand?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Have you finished
your breakfast?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}Then, you know
what you have to do now.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Run along.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Cat meows ]
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Singing ]
{\a1\pos(54,460)}CROW: Mmm. Delicious kitty.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Oh. Ouch.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Ooh, kitty's like a potato.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Birds chirping ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Oh, so nice.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Oh, where do I start?
It all looks so good.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Little winged potatoes.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Ouch, that's my snout.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}Ow, let go.
{\a1\pos(306,460)}Hmm.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}This potato's got big ears.
{\a1\pos(306,460)}Yes.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Mm-hm.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: It's a whole buffet.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}New potatoes, hmm.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-TOM: Whoa!
-CROW: Aah!
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: Oh, it's a rogue robot.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}He's got the mange.
He's gone rogue.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}We're gonna have to kill him.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Speak to me, boy.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Rattling ]
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Uh-oh.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Ah, never seen one
do that before.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Whoa!
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Ooh, never seen one
do that before.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Oh, that's no good.
Un-uh.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Humming ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: He's going to have
to house train 'em.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}He can't just keep hauling
that stuff out.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOMMY: I told you to stay
out of sight.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Nobody must see you.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOM: He doesn't speak
your language, dickweed.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOMMY: If you want to stay
with me,
{\a1\pos(180,460)}you've got to do
what I tell you.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: I don't think so.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOMMY: You don't want them
to separate us, do you?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}JOEL: Carbon scoring
all over my droid.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOMMY: I've brought you
something special to eat.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Are you hungry now, Trumpy?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Yes.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: Ooh, won't peanuts get
caught in his snout?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Oh, little potatoes.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Slurping noise ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-TOM: Ooh.
-JOEL: Yeah.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Now you try.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOMMY: Do you want some more?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Oh, wait. Let me get
the attachments.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}You can do the couch.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOMMY: You know,
sooner or later,
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Mommy's going to notice
all this food disappearing.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Then, you'll have to kill her.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}These we'll put away
for later.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: No, more.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Now we can play.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}-CROW: Like hell. More food.
-You know how to play, Trumpy?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}What do you know?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Food, eating, the theater.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOMMY: Nothing?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: Boy, I sure hope Trumpy
doesn't sneeze
{\a1\pos(96,460)}and pistol-whip that kid
with peanuts.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Wow,
never thought about that.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOMMY: I'll show you how to do
a jigsaw, okay?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}-TOM: Oh, that's exciting.
-Here, come on.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: Pente, the ancient game
of stones.
{\a1\pos(306,460)}Hmm?
{\a1\pos(225,460)}You see?
The pieces go together.
{\a1\pos(99,460)}No, no, no,
start with the corner pieces.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}JOEL: Oh, if only this film
were so lucky.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOMMY: You understand?
It's easy.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Why are you looking at me
like that, Trumpy?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOMMY: Well, Trumpy, you get it?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: No.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOMMY: No, hmm?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Well, let's try another game.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Cheating. You must
teach me one day.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}All right. Now, then,
look at me.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}CROW: Can I eat it?
It looks so good.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Pay attention and repeat
what I do.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}TOM: Like a potato?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Uh, no, wait, wait.
Let me try again.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}-TOMMY: Are you watching?
-TOM: Damn.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: No, no, that's not...
There, okay.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Beeping ]
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOM: Yeah, that's it.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}[ Beeping continues ]
{\a1\pos(138,460)}TOM: Oh, he stinks.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}JOEL: Not very good. Is he?
CROW: Un-uh.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Yeah, that's great.
Give me that.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}There, it's your turn.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-[ Game playing melody ]
-TOM: Huh?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-CROW: Huh?
-TOM: Oh, it's kooky.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-CROW: Hey.
-Gee.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Trumpy, you can do
stupid things.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Isn't this Gary Numan
and the Tubeway Army?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-TOM: Yep.
-ALL: In cars
{\a1\pos(201,460)}JOEL: In cars
{\a1\pos(201,460)}JOEL: In cars
{\a1\pos(201,460)}TOM: In trucks
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom laughing ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: I got a kooky idea
for a new song.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TRACY: And now what are
we going to do?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Find the rangers and tell them
what's happened to you.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}It's a bit late.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}It's more important now
than ever before.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}You saw them,
those marks on her face.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-TOM: Oh.
-It's horrible.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}TOM: Oh, just go out
and get yourself a new pair
{\a1\pos(117,460)}of disco camping boots
there, dear.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}MOLLY: Warm up the Jeep.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Molly, the road is
in a terrible condition.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}Come on, Bill.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}If anyone can get through,
you can.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}We've got to try.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Listen, I'll come with you.
I'll just get...
{\a1\pos(222,460)}No, I'll go.
You stay with Sharon.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Why don't we all go
in the camper?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}-JOEL: Oh, just go! Somebody.
-TOM: Come on.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}MOLLY: What about the phone,
then?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Lines are still down.
I just tried it.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Well, that's it.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}What are we gonna do?
Find the rangers?
{\a1\pos(162,460)}CROW:
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Thunder rumbling ]
{\a1\pos(138,460)}TOM: Mm, mm, mm, mm.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}You're a good kid.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}JOEL: Remind me
to use you later.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}CROW: Hope she doesn't miss
{\a1\pos(54,460)}her Josie and the Pussycats
audition.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Engine starting ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}JOEL: You know,
I never liked him.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Aloha.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Auf wiedersehen.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Thunder rumbling ]
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Mm-hm.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Okay, you've drawn Siegfried.
Now, where's Roy?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOMMY: That's my mommy.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-CROW: Aah!
-TOM: Ooh.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOMMY: Do you have a mommy?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: He was born of an omelet.
Of course not.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOMMY: You don't know?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOMMY: Does she look like this?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-CROW: Ooh.
-TOM: No, no.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}TOMMY: Or like this?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOM: Any distinguishing marks
or scars?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Where is she, then?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Where did he learn
English?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOMMY: Oh, she's in a tree.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Uh, I can tell by
the expression on your face
{\a1\pos(33,460)}that you loved her so, Trumpy.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: What,
she's from Rand McNally?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOMMY: On a star?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}CROW: Can she carry moonbeams
home in a jar?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOMMY: Wow!
{\a1\pos(117,460)}With this you can see
the stars.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}You want to look?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}TOM: This kid sounds
like Georgette.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}JOEL: Yeah.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}CROW: Kitty.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Oh, they got "Wild
Kingdom" on that telescope.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Cool.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Drums beating ]
{\a1\pos(222,460)}JOEL: Mm-hm.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}And drums, too?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOMMY: You can do magic things.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}CROW: It's called evil, kid.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: He's got his high beams on.
{\a1\pos(306,460)}Hmm?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: He's got Bette Davis eyes.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Tom laughs ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Orphan Annie eyes.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}JOEL: Oh, great,
now we're in "Gumby".
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Whoo!
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: I'm going to go walk
through a book.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}TOM: Ooh, it's
{\a1\pos(117,460)}supercalafragilistic-
expialidocious.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom giggles ]
D'oh.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: I love this.
It's so spontaneous.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-TOM: Whoo!
-[ Crow laughs ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Oh, wow, we're in
"Pee-Wee's Playhouse" now.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Oh, yuck.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: It's a Peter Gabriel
video.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Yeah, somebody hit that kid
in the head with a...
{\a1\pos(201,460)}sledge hammer.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Laughing ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Wow. Oh, this alien
makes student films, huh?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOM: What, did he come
from Planet Goofball?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Did he come here
in a little clown car?
{\a1\pos(264,460)}Criminy.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: Great, now he can remake
"Rudolph's Shiny New Year."
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Tom chuckling ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Poor rabbit.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}CROW: Poor us.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}TOMMY: Trumpy?
Where are you?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}CROW: Get me!
I'm Lionel Richie!
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: That's not right.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}TOMMY: Trumpy.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Huh?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOMMY: Hey, come back down.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Really looked
like a ceiling. Didn't it?
{\a1\pos(264,460)}Oh, fun.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}CROW: Whew!
{\a1\pos(201,460)}MOLLY: Tommy,
what are you doing?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: It's just my Spike Jones
album, Mom!
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Tommy, now,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}you quit warping time and space
this instant.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}MOLLY: Tommy.
Did you hear me, Tommy?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Come on, quickly.
-CROW: Busted.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}Hide in there.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Imitating Trumpy ]
{\a1\pos(201,460)}Are you okay?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOMMY: Yes, Mom.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}What's going on here?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Little Joe got out.
-What?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}My hamster Joe escaped.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Well, try and be a little more
careful.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}I told you a thousand times,
I don't want you...
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: I'd like some
breakfast please.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}...turning this house
into a zoo.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}And stop fidgeting around
like that.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}Yes, Mommy.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}All right. Now, come downstairs
with me and behave yourself.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I've got enough problems.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}TOM: Make that three
hard-boiled eggs.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: I've got to get a series.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Now, do you think
those are blue contacts,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}or are his eyes naturally
that color?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Oh, you mean,
like Whoopi Goldberg?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}JOEL: Yeah.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Tom laughs ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Get my head caught
in the snout there.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Now to find a herd
of cattle to drain dry.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Meanwhile in a winter movie
somewhere.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}JOEL: Gosh, that last scene
was goofy.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I'm glad we weren't in it.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}BILL: Ah, sometimes there is.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I thought hunting
wasn't allowed around here.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}It's not.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Why are you carrying this rifle,
then?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}TOM: For you.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Well, if that friend of yours
Laura had carried one,
{\a1\pos(117,460)}she'd still be alive.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}JOEL: Hurts.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Ooh.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Hey, it's a matching shirt
and sofa set.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}TOM: Hi, gang.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom humming ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Hmm, not bad.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Oh, the new Vogue is here.
{\a1\pos(162,460)}TRACY: Molly,
is the television working?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}I think so, yes.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Well, at least we won't miss
"Dallas" this week.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Oh great,
your friend just died,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}and you're gonna watch "Dallas"?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Tsst.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}KATHY: Tracy, how can you kid
around like this,
{\a1\pos(33,460)}things being the way they are?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Thank you.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TRACY: Because if I didn't,
I'd be in hysterics.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-It doesn't work.
-JOEL: I'm in hysterics!
{\a1\pos(180,460)}That's strange.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}It was working yesterday.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: I rerouted the power
into Trumpy.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}The radio makes
a funny noise, too.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOM: Uh, that's called music.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOMMY: Can I go back to my room,
Mommy?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}Yes, you can.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: For the rest of your life.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}KATHY: How is Sharon?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}She's gone to bed.
She was shattered.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}-JOEL: This town's in tatters.
-TOM: Shadoobie.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TRACY: So peaceful, so quiet.
[ Tracy chuckles ]
{\a1\pos(54,460)}[ Tom chuckles like Tracy ]
{\a1\pos(201,460)}TOMMY: Trumpy.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}[ Joel makes snarling noise ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom chuckles ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Face it, kid.
Trumpy never loved you.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}Boo! Gotcha!
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Tom laughs ]
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOMMY: Trumpy, where are you?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Were ties ever that wide?
{\a1\pos(306,460)}-Ah.
-TOM: Ah.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: All right.
S'all right.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}JOEL: Nothin'
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Hmm.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Cat meows ]
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOMMY: Have you seen Trumpy?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: He tried to eat me.
He's evil.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Forget you.
{\a1\pos(306,460)}Boo!
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Tom laughs ]
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-TOM: Cujo?
-JOEL: Evil one?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}-JOEL: Supreme being?
-CROW: Alf?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-TOM: Chief?
-CROW: McCloud?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOMMY: Trumpy, come on.
Where are you?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: He seeks him here.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}He seeks him there.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}He seeks that rascal
everywhere.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Ah, don't worry about him.
He's moody and introspective.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}He's in a corner reading
"Swimming to Cambodia".
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Hmm.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOMMY: Trumpy, are you in here?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: This is, like, the house
of a million foyers.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Suspenseful ]
TOM: Dum, dum
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Dad?
{\a1\pos(264,460)}TOM: Dum
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-CROW: Dad?
-TOM: Dum
{\a1\pos(201,460)}TOM: Don't go
into the dining room.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}JOEL: Here's Tommy!
{\a1\pos(201,460)}TOMMY: Trumpy.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Sounds like music
{\a1\pos(12,460)}from the "High Plains Drifter",
doesn't it?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-TOM: Mm-hm.
-CROW: Yeah.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Has a Sergio Leone
feel to it.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Bad choice.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Oh, those are ready
to pop, I would say.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}[ Imitating grinding noise ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Oh, thank goodness
it's summer again.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}We've been driving for months.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}BILL: Doesn't look
like anybody's in.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}But how can you tell
from here?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOM: Oh, why don't you just go
up to the door?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}You drove two seasons
to get here.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}For crying out loud.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Boy,
he's really burning oil.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Mm-hm.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}JOEL: I'm going to let this
do the talking.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}BILL: Charley? Jack?
Is anyone there?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}JOEL: He knows them,
and he's bringing a gun?
{\a1\pos(99,460)}TOM: Oh,
it's a little practical joke.
{\a1\pos(78,460)}He kicks open the door
and plugs them with 30 rounds.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}It's kind of an inside family
thing, you know.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Housewarming gift.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Mm-hm.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-JOEL: Aah!
-TOM: Ooh.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Oh, it's that guy.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}-What do you think you're...?
-Shh.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Hey, Bill, are those
Haggar slacks you're wearing?
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Farah?
Dad N' Lad?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}The Guys?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Tom chuckling ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Watch this.
Little joke.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Hi! We're the cast
from "Straw Dogs".
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Crow laughing uneasily ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Sometimes it works.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Watchtower!
Oh, just kidding.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}[ Tom & Crow chuckle ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: That thing in the magazine.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}BRIAN: What the hell
happened here?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Hmm.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}JOEL: Hmm.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}BILL: The radio's not working.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Oh, nuts! I wanted
to hear Shadoe Stevens.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}BILL: Charley? Jack?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}JOEL: Biff? Happy? Anybody?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}BRIAN: You think they're
in the other roo...
{\a1\pos(96,460)}After all this shouting,
I sure hope not.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: Horse poster compliments
Dynamite magazine. For teens.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}CROW: Turkey legs in the...
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Groans ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}BRIAN: He's dead, I think.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: His last words were,
"Huzzah!"
{\a1\pos(96,460)}BILL: What's that?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Same mark that... Laura had.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Is he one of the rangers?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: No, but we could dress him
like a ranger.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}BILL: No, he's a poacher,
name of Matt Collins.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Let's get the hell
out of here.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}I don't know.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Growling ]
{\a1\pos(117,460)}BILL: Look out! Jesus!
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Aah!
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Alf's back,
and this time it's personal.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Tom chuckling ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Ooh, Reagan's next.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Pepperidge Farm remembers!
Pepperidge Farm remembers!
{\a1\pos(96,460)}The heck with it.
I'm getting out of here!
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Crackers or no!
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOM: That is the frumpiest...
monster I've ever seen.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}JOEL: Yep.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Hey, wait!
You got coupons comin'.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}JOEL: No hitchhikers.
It's company policy.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Ooh.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Ah, enough
of that exciting stuff.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Meanwhile, in still yet
another movie.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Sighs ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom hiccups ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: What the...?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MOLLY: You're a good cook,
Tracy.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Unusual with girls today.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Well, my mother taught me.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}She always said that men
like you for your meat
{\a1\pos(96,460)}and after, your dessert.
[ Tom groans ]
{\a1\pos(138,460)}You know how it is.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}If you haven't got a pretty face
to begin with,
{\a1\pos(54,460)}there's nothing you can do.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Well, I think your mother
had a filthy mouth.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TRACY:...including
the 7-day beauty plan.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Didn't work.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}MOLLY: Come on.
It's not that bad.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}You've got a lot
of good points.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Yeah, and I know
the ones men like.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}These and this.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}But you're very intelligent.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Yeah, I don't know what
threatens the guys more...
{\a1\pos(54,460)}my face or my intelligence.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Yeah, E=mc2.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TRACY: Hey, I'm getting a bit
worried about Brian and Bill.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}They've been gone now
for hours.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Oh, maybe they got held up.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Or couldn't find the rangers.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh, yeah, these rangers.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Down, girl.
Heel. Take it easy.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TRACY: All right, Molly.
I know.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Just in case, however,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I'm going to get my makeup
from the camper.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I forgot it last night.
-TOM: Take a cold shower.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Now, what's going on, Tommy?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}You've been running
in and out all day.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}What are you looking for?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Nothing. Just getting
some water for Joe.
{\a1\pos(306,460)}-Oh.
-Joe?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Are you hiding a man somewhere
in this house?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Joe is Tommy's hamster, Tracy.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Oh, what a shame.
-TOM: Geez, Tracy, stay away
{\a1\pos(96,460)}from the kid's animals.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Thunder rumbling ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom humming ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Crow whistles ]
{\a1\pos(138,460)}CROW: Ba-dump-a-dee
Time to Armor All my pants.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Oh, this is great.
{\a1\pos(183,460)}He's gonna do
that Bob Newhart routine.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-[ Tom chuckles ]
-TOM: Love that.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: Uh, Abner? Yeah, hello.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Still isn't working.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Where the hell have Brian
and that old geezer got to?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}It's been seven hours
since they left.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Didn't have that far to go.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Maybe something
happened to them.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Wouldn't surprise me.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Bill's as thick as two planks.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}-CROW: Is he green-sheeted?
-How are Sharon and Kathy?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}They took sleeping pills
and went to bed.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}They were absolutely scared
out of their wits.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Maybe you should do the same.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Mocking ] TOM: Maybe you
should do the same.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}[ Thunder distantly rumbles ]
{\a1\pos(54,460)}JOEL: Trumpy? I brought you
a cup of treacle.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}TOMMY: Trumpy.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-TOM: Aww.
-Where are you hiding?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Hey, she's got her L.L. Bean
disco survival boots on.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOM: Survive in style.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Trumpy, bring me the girl.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I desire to be read to.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Drums ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Neil Peart on drums.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}CROW: Hey, it's Craig Wasson,
all of a sudden.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: Now Trumpy and I will do
my version of "Rear Window".
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Woman screams ]
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOM: I think she found Trumpy.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}ALL: Whah, whah, whah.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Woman groans ]
{\a1\pos(33,460)}CROW: Hey, this is not healthy
for a little boy.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}I can't watch.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Groans continue ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Trumpy, no.
I told you no.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}TOMMY: Trumpy.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: When good pets do bad
things, on "A Current Affair".
{\a1\pos(138,460)}JOEL: That was neat.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Gasps ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Trumpy, we hardly knew ye.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Tom coughs ]
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOM: Put out the van.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh, so people are being
methodically killed
{\a1\pos(117,460)}by the Banana Splits.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: There goes Drooper.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-JOEL: Fleegle.
-TOM: Snork.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Gunshot ]
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Mm-hm.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-Oh, my God.
-Bill.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}-BILL: So what, she's dead?
-RICK: Yeah, she is.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}What the hell's going on?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-It was a damned animal.
-What animal?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}-CROW: The damned one.
- Where's Brian?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}He's dead.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}Dead? Where?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Back at the hut.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Oh, take the Baretta
hat off, old man.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Aww.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom chuckles ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Faster, Trumpy, kill, kill.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}RICK: What the hell?
What's happening?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Answer me, you goat.
What is this?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}[ Tom imitates a goat ] What
have you done, you old bastard?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Stop it! Have you both
gone crazy?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I want to know who it was killed
Brian and Tracy and why.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-I told you.
-TOM: We have to go.
{\a1\pos(162,460)}-JOEL: Oh.
-It was that weird animal.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}And if we stay here,
it'll kill us all.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}What sort of fairy tale
is this?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh, listen, Rick.
We'll sort this out later.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Now help Bill carry Tracy
inside.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Bill.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}You are magic.
Aren't you, Trumpy?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Circus music ]
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Trumpy, you come down.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Screaming ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Carnival music plays ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I can't bring 'em down.
I don't know how it works.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}I'm stuck! I'm stuck!
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Oh, we got commercial sign!
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Carnival music
continues playing ]
{\a1\pos(138,460)}I really don't know
what kind of animal it was.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}All I know is I was very lucky.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Whatever it is, it's already
killed four people.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}And maybe more.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Where are you going, Rick?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}-To wake up the girls.
-Why?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}So we can get out of here.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}I ain't hanging about to find
out who's next for the chop.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}-You can't leave now.
-No? Why not?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}TOM: I made quiche.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}BILL: It's getting dark,
'cause the road's blocked,
{\a1\pos(138,460)}because that thing,
that murderous animal
{\a1\pos(96,460)}is maybe waiting for us.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Yeah, but give me
a good reason.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}MOLLY: He's right, you know.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}We better wait till morning.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Listen, I'm sick and tired
of hearing the same old story.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: I'm sick and tired
of being I'm sick and tired.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}How can you say that, Rick?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Well, I'm getting out of here,
{\a1\pos(96,460)}and if I were you,
I'd take the kid and leave.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}TOM: Kid? What kid?
Oh, my God.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Don't start with me,
Martha.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}BILL: If you've got a bit
of sense, then, you'll stay.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}He's right, Rick.
He knows the forest.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}I'd better make sure
{\a1\pos(33,460)}that all the doors and windows
are bolted.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Now for some peach
cobbler.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Oh, George, get me a drink.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Boo? Boo Radley?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Dark One? Beelzebub?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}-JOEL: Chief?
-CROW: McCloud?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom laughing ]
{\a1\pos(54,460)}CROW: Trumpage! Trumpazoid!
{\a1\pos(96,460)}The Trumpmonster!
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Trumparino!
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Stretching the premise.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Trumpy yelling ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: He knocked his block off,
{\a1\pos(138,460)}but you can press it
back down again
{\a1\pos(12,460)}with the Rock 'Em Sock 'Em
Robots! By Marx.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: So, what can I get ya?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Ouzo, vodka, Sambuca, Pernod,
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Frangelico, Blue Curacao,
Glenmorangie, B&B, Hennessy,
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Tanqueray,
hundred-year-old brandy?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}RICK: I've never needed
a gun to defend myself.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}Yeah, right.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}You probably pay others
to defend you.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOM: No, I use a woman
as a shield.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}What the hell
are you doing?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}CROW: Beer and a shot,
like you said.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: All right, all right,
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I'll get the smoky
12-year-old scotch.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Okay.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}What are you doing?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: He shot my Jim Beam
pheasant decanter!
{\a1\pos(180,460)}He's gone crazy.
{\a1\pos(204,460)}Look.
What is it with you two?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Haven't we got enough trouble?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I don't like anyone bugging me.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Yeah.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Knocking on door ]
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOMMY: Mommy, open the door.
Let me in.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}It's Tommy.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: I'll get him.
[ Imitates gun cocking ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Tommy, throw open the door
and say "pull".
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Crow giggling ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Tom chuckling ]
{\a1\pos(54,460)}MOLLY: Where did you spring
from?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: From your loins, Mommy.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Didn't I tell you to stay
in your room?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I went to pick some plants
for all...
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Plants for all your animals,
I suppose, right?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}That's it. Out they're going
to go in the morning.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Now, get to your room and
don't move till I tell you to.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Ooh.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Wake up, Kathy.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: I think I got something
to say to you.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}SHARON: I heard a shot.
{\a1\pos(162,460)}Shot?
You must've been dreaming.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Wake up.
-What time is it?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: You know, I'm starting
not to believe this movie.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}I believed it when Alf
went on the killing spree,
{\a1\pos(96,460)}but now... I don't know.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I don't know. I just hear voices
from downstairs.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Wow. Those pills
sure are strong.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I'm going to take a shower
and try to wake myself up.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}-That's a good idea.
-TOM: Say.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}But don't take too long.
{\a1\pos(264,460)}TOM: Oh.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}CROW: Honey, I'm home.
Oh, I'm a little kid.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}JOEL: Nosy?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Chirpy?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}CROW: Ratboy? Sondra Locke?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-TOM: Chief?
-CROW: McCloud?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Now, for my
wonderful experiment
{\a1\pos(96,460)}of joining a duck's body
to a rabbit's head.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}There.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom humming ]
{\a1\pos(162,460)}TOM:
I'm all alone in the world
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Hey, the evil one's back.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}-TOMMY: Trumpy.
-TOM: Yay!
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Hey, it's like that scene
in "Mac and Me"
{\a1\pos(54,460)}when Mac came back to life!
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOMMY: No, stay there.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Why did you kill that girl?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Why did you do that?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}Now I can't be
your friend anymore.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}-TOM: Bad hell beast.
-CROW: Did it for the kicks.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOMMY: You're naughty, Trumpy.
Very naughty.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Where have you been,
young man?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}This is not a hotel.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOMMY: You wouldn't kill me,
would you?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Tom laughs ]
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Trumpy, was it you?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: I like you, Tommy.
I'll kill you last.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOMMY: Are you saying
there's another one?
{\a1\pos(99,460)}Listen, Trumpy.
Uncle Bill wants to kill you.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: My advice...
don't let him.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: Looks real bad for you,
man.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}What can we do?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Oh, you could put on a play
in the backyard.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Trumpy could play Cyrano.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOMMY: You can't stay here
anymore.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}And I don't want you to go.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Listen. We'll go together
and hide in the woods.
{\a1\pos(183,460)}No, wait here.
I'll find you a disguise.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}CROW: What do you think he's
going to dress him up as...
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Drew Barrymore?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}-JOEL: Henry Thomas he's not.
-No.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOM: Oh, suddenly I feel like
someone should be reading
{\a1\pos(138,460)}a Robert Frost poem.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}"Something there is that doesn't
love a crummy monster film."
{\a1\pos(54,460)}That's from "Mending Monster
Film" by Robert Frost.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-CROW: Neat.
-TOM: Mm-hm.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Mint julep?
{\a1\pos(36,460)}[ Belches ]
TOM: Uh, no thanks. I've had 12.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Sure hope the liquor
holds out.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: I don't know.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Joel humming ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: I'm in the shower
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Nothing will happen to me
{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Imitating mother from Psycho ]
CROW: Norman? Norman?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Important phone call!
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: I wonder if Bobby likes me.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}I like him.
{\a1\pos(78,460)}JOEL: Check it out.
Product placement right there.
{\a1\pos(306,460)}Yep.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Tom chuckling ]
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOM: "Die Hard 2" this is not.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Hmm... Coke, Sprite,
Pepto-Bismol,
{\a1\pos(180,460)}United Airlines,
Steve Guttenberg.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Uh-huh.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}There. Now you look like Admiral
Peary playing the Elephant Man.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOMMY: Hold on a minute.
I'll go and investigate.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Trumpy felt scarred
by his ugly hillbilly... nose.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Looks like a baseball bat
from Alaska.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Oh, Velvet Hammer?
Harvey Wallbanger?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Pink Squirrel? Little hair
of the alien that bit ya?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom chuckles ]
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Crow hums ]
{\a1\pos(33,460)}CROW: I'm naked and all alone
in the shower.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}I'm totally vulnerable
and somebody could kill me.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Continues to hum ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: It's probably likely
at this point in the film.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: My brain fell out.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Say, I look just like fog.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Hmm?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}JOEL: Oh.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}[ Crow imitating squeaking ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: You need a protein rinse.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}And you have dandruff.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Uh, honey...
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Kathy screams ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: What? What, what?
What?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Screaming continues ]
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: Wait! Wait, I made you
a special drink.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Don't forget the coaster!
{\a1\pos(201,460)}SHARON: Rick!
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Brian!
{\a1\pos(201,460)}TOM: Somebody!
{\a1\pos(222,460)}RICK: Kathy!
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Kathy screams ]
TOM: Ooh.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}CROW: Don't look at me
without makeup.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}-TOM: Whoa.
-JOEL: Oops.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}RICK: Open the door!
{\a1\pos(12,460)}-CROW: But not with your skull.
-SHARON: Molly!
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-MOLLY: What's happened?
-SHARON: It's Kathy.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: She's zestfully dead.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Tom chuckling ]
{\a1\pos(264,460)}TOM: Ow.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}MOLLY: Quickly, get her
onto the bed.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}JOEL: Uh, you know,
this might sound crass,
{\a1\pos(96,460)}but we're getting
really good at this.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}CROW: They're going to have
to build an addition
{\a1\pos(12,460)}just to stack the bodies.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}SHARON: What's happening here?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: How big
is a cord of bodies?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}What was that thing?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Depends on how you
stack them.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}BILL: Some kind of weird animal.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Where are Brian and Tracy?
-JOEL: What have I done?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: What have I done?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Oh, my goodness.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}TOMMY: Trumpy,
what are you doing here?
{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Go on.
-TOM: Killing people.
{\a1\pos(225,460)}-Tommy?
-JOEL: Can you hear me?
{\a1\pos(36,460)}-Tommy!
-JOEL: Can you feel me near you?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOMMY: We can't play now.
Something's happened downstairs.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}You've gotta hide.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}CROW: You're my alibi, kid.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOM: They'll kill you.
They'll kill you dead.
{\a1\pos(78,460)}[ Sniffs ]
JOEL: This thing smells musty.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}-MOLLY: Tommy.
-What is it, Mom?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Are you all right, son?
-Mm-hm.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Well, relatively speaking,
yes.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Depends on what the norm is.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}RICK: Are you sure we ought
to go after it now, Bill?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Now's the time to finish
the damn thing off.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Once and for all.
{\a1\pos(120,460)}It's wounded,
and we can follow its trail.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Don't go, Rick.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Isn't it better to wait
till morning?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I tell you, Molly. Now is
the time to finish it off.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}But, Bill, why don't you leave
it for the rangers?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Isn't it their...?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Molly, we can't just sit here
{\a1\pos(54,460)}waiting for it to come back
and kill us all.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Yeah, we got plenty
of booze. Let's go ahead.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}BILL: And we gotta do it now.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}It's not a monster.
It wants to be our friend.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}How can you say that
after all that's happened?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}'Cause it's true.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}They all want to be our friends,
but we won't let them.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}That's enough talking...
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: Oh, that's silly.
Finish your tequila.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}RICK: Don't worry.
We'll be careful.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Don't go. There's been
enough killing.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Stop the madness!
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Last call, everybody.
Finish them up.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}You coming or not?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOM: Ah, we'll take a bottle.
Got a hip flask in the car.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}JOEL: Hey, he's mixing
his leathers now.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Eww!
{\a1\pos(33,460)}CROW: Wonder what they wanted?
{\a1\pos(306,460)}Hmm?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom humming ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MOLLY: Sharon! Tommy! Both
of you, quickly, come over here!
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Get away from it!
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Tom chuckling ]
Oh, my God!
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOMMY: No, Mommy.
Don't shoot him.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Tommy!
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Trumpy is good.
It wasn't him.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: What he's done is good.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}MOLLY: Tommy, get away from it!
{\a1\pos(96,460)}No, Mommy, don't shoot.
Please.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: Don't make your mother
kill him.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Tommy, it's going to kill you!
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: I know what you're
thinking, Tommy.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}"Did mom fire six shots
or only five?"
{\a1\pos(201,460)}MOLLY: Tommy!
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Drums ]
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: John Bonham. Moby Dick.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}-MOLLY: Tommy! Tommy, come back!
-TOM: Shane! Come back, Shane!
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Come back! Tommy!
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-CROW: Run, Rusty, run.
-TOM: Run, Eliza, run.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}JOEL: You know, that Trumpy
is one ugly...
{\a1\pos(54,460)}CROW & TOM: Shut yo' mouth!
{\a1\pos(54,460)}JOEL: Hey, I'm only talking
about Trumpy, can you dig it?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}BILL: We have to cross over
to the other side.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Let's go.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOM: Break on through
to the other side, man.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Tom laughs ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Buddy Rich on drums.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}TOM: Backed up
by Bill Kreutzmann.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}MOLLY: Tommy! Tommy!
Where are you?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Fortunately, Molly
was a LLRP in 'Nam
{\a1\pos(99,460)}and knows how to track
a boy with a snout-nosed pal.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}BILL: I walked down stream
in the water.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}It's a clever...
{\a1\pos(12,460)}We'll never find him now.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Tommy!
{\a1\pos(96,460)}We must go faster.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Yeah, yeah,
keep your shirt on.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I'm wearing a big stuffed suit.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}RICK: Not a trace.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Who?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}RICK: We'll have to wait
till daylight.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}CROW: Daylight looks
like night anyhow.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}What's it now?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: Day for night, I think.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh. Thank you, Truffaut.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Well, let's go home.
Our job is done here.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOMMY: Someone's coming.
Get down.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}CROW: Splendor in the grass.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Grazing in the grass
is a gas.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}JOEL: Can you dig it?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: High-weed surfin'.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOMMY: Ssh.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOM: Ssh. Would you...
Would you...
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOMMY: They mustn't find us.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Tom coughs ]
{\a1\pos(138,460)}-TOM: Vapor action.
-Trumpy.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}Trumpy, where are you hiding?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Whistling theme
from "Lassie" ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom coughing ]
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: Boy, he's going to need
that gas mask.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Oh, Trumpy, gross.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: You stepped
in some Trumpy-dumpy.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}JOEL: You guys, come on.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Gasps ]
{\a1\pos(117,460)}[ Continues to gasp ]
{\a1\pos(201,460)}JOEL: Whoops.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}[ Chuckles ] TOM: I'm gonna
batter fry you, kid.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}CROW: Come on, over the plate,
man.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Mommy!
{\a1\pos(54,460)}CROW: Come on, rocket it in,
man. Over the plate. Come on.
{\a1\pos(141,460)}-Trumpy!
-TOM: Kid, you were set up.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}TOMMY: Mommy!
{\a1\pos(12,460)}RICK: Sounded like Tommy.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}CROW: No, it wasn't.
It was "Mommy."
{\a1\pos(54,460)}It was an "M" sound. "Mmm,"
like Manhattan, Mimosa.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}MOLLY: Tommy!
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Tommy, where are you?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}JOEL: This is, like,
more intense
{\a1\pos(33,460)}than when Bobby Brady got lost
in the Grand Canyon!
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Oh, no, wasn't that
in Hawaii?
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: No, that was where Peter
found that Buddha thing.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}-CROW: Oh, yeah. That was cool.
-TOM: Oh, yeah.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOMMY: Don't hurt me.
I'm not like the others.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}[ Tom & Joel mewing ]
{\a1\pos(222,460)}CROW: Ouch.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Tom continues mewing ]
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOMMY: I'll help you.
I'm not just one of them.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}That's all.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}Let me see.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Stay away from that.
It still hurts.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOMMY: I'm sorry. Don't worry.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I'd just like to help you.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: I conspire against my own.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Tom mewing ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}RICK: No.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}I'll blast one.
You take the other.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}No, please don't hurt them.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Get out of the way, Tommy.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Get out of the way!
{\a1\pos(54,460)}No, don't hurt them, please.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}TOM: Move it, kid. I'll have
a banana daiquiri, please.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOMMY: Run, Trumpy. Run!
{\a1\pos(180,460)}No, Bill!
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Screams ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Long Island iced tea.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Creature screams ]
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: Hey, looks like he came
from the Dumbo planet.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Time to take the mask off
and see who it is.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Do you folks at home know?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}MOLLY: Tommy!
{\a1\pos(138,460)}CROW: Oh, my ankle.
It's all bendy-wendy.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}SHARON: Molly, we'll find him.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: We may find him dead,
but we will find him.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Boy, I hope he left
the keys to the liquor cabinet.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}TOM: Poor sap.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}CROW: Oh, self-bury monster.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}Explain that.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Soft beach.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}SHARON: Oh.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: And he died as he lived,
with his mouth wide open.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}MOLLY: Where's Tommy?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}He went that way.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Wait, Molly! Come on.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Trumpy, I'm sorry.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Tommy!
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Tommy, answer me, please!
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: State it in the form
of a question.
{\a1\pos(78,460)}-Tommy! Where are you?
-TOM: Come to the mirror, boy!
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Mm-hm.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOMMY: It's just no good.
No, Trumpy.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}They'll never let us stay
together.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}You frighten them.
You understand?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: For obvious reasons.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}I'll never forget you, Trumpy.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: The way you callously
knocked off 15 people.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}I'll never forget that.
Don't ever change, Trumpy.
{\a1\pos(306,460)}Aww.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}JOEL: A tender moment.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Weeping ]
{\a1\pos(117,460)}TOMMY: Now, please go
and don't come back.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Do you understand?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Don't ever come back.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Tommy, where are you?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Go away, Trumpy.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}I hate you. Go away.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: Oh, boy, that kid's
really having mood swings.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}-We're not friends anymore.
-JOEL: That's not good.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOMMY: Go away.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}All right, Trumpy.
[ Tom mewing ]
{\a1\pos(201,460)}I'll go, then.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}I'm over here, Mommy.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}CROW: Talkin' to Billy Barty.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Tom mewing ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Mommy, I'm here!
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Uh-huh.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}RICK: Molly, he's here.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}JOEL: No, he's over there.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}MOLLY: Tommy!
{\a1\pos(306,460)}Mom!
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: Sorry, boy,
your uncle's dead,
{\a1\pos(138,460)}but if there's a God
and he tends bar,
{\a1\pos(96,460)}your uncle's bellying up
right about now.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}RICK: Yes, Tommy,
all the monsters are dead.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Isn't that right?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}[ Synth music plays ]
{\a1\pos(306,460)}TOM:
It's been seven
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Oh, never mind.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}CROW: Hey, don't leave me here.
I was raised by a child.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}I can't survive
in the wilderness.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Tom mewing ]
{\a1\pos(12,460)}I'll... just... wait here, then.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Mewing continues ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}TOM: So...
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Sighs ]
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Hmm.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}TOM: Mm-hm.
{\a1\pos(162,460)}JOEL:
I've laughed with monsters
{\a1\pos(204,460)}JOEL & TOM:
I've cried with monsters
{\a1\pos(138,460)}JOEL & TOM: I'll die
with monsters from hell
{\a1\pos(33,460)}CROW: I'm getting out of here.
This place sucks.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Tom chuckles ]
{\a1\pos(33,460)}CROW: Going back to my planet.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Hmm, Marine?
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Chuckling ]
Send in the marines.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Hey.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}JOEL: Ah, isn't that
Martin Sheen's son?
{\a1\pos(117,460)}CROW: Hey, who isn't?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}-JOEL: Yeah, got a point there.
-TOM: Yep.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Ooh, that's a good
Italian lunch wine.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}Very light.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}Smooth palate,
a nice woody finish.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}JOEL: Hey, Martin and Lewis
were in this movie.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}CROW: Come on, Jerry,
{\a1\pos(78,460)}we've got the rest
of the credits to get through.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}JOEL: Wow, Dean.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}CROW: Aw, quit horsing around,
boy.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Tom sniffs ]
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Ah, the fresh smell
of Emanuel Pine.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}CROW: Long needle.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}JOEL: I say both of those guys
were in the Knights of Columbus.
{\a1\pos(33,460)}TOM: I think their Two Guys of
the Rotten Union is what it is.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Well, hmm.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}TOM: Oh, I thought
I smelled basil.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Basil!
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Yes, dear.
I'm doing it, dear.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}How can I do it if you keep
calling me?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}CROW: Great cow!
{\a1\pos(201,460)}JOEL: Come on,
let's get out of here.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}CROW: Oh, thank you.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}TOM: Chase me.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}CROW: Okay, ha ha ha.
{\a1\pos(222,460)}Well, guys,
{\a1\pos(138,460)}looks like it's time
to pack it all in again.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Yeah, we are the stuff
dreams are made of.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}TOM: Oh, that's beautiful, Crow.
{\a1\pos(201,460)}-Shakespeare?
-Uh, no, Burma-Shave.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Oh, well, Iike... Huh?
{\a1\pos(12,460)}You know, guys, it always
hurts to close it all up...
{\a1\pos(267,460)}-Yeah.
-...strike the set...
{\a1\pos(36,460)}-Oww!
-...wipe off the grease paint...
{\a1\pos(201,460)}Uh, napkin up
the blood and entrails
{\a1\pos(54,460)}and move on to another town.
{\a1\pos(117,460)}Uh-oh, I smell a song.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Mm-hm.
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Tell me, where does
all the magic go
{\a1\pos(117,460)}When the curtain falls
to end the show?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Do the clowns always cry
{\a1\pos(96,460)}When they pack up
the paper sky?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}When the champagne
is being poured
{\a1\pos(12,460)}And the lock is on the old
stage door?
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Will there still be a clown
in the sky
{\a1\pos(264,460)}For me?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Sobbing ]
{\a1\pos(306,460)}No.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}Don't worry, buddy. There'll be
other experiments.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}You really think so, mister?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Yeah, take a verse.
It'll cheer you up.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Okay.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}When the harlequin
is on the bed
{\a1\pos(138,460)}And the whisky haze
surrounds his head
{\a1\pos(180,460)}William Holden's
coming over
{\a1\pos(141,460)}-Tom Servo...
-And he's got a fifth of...
{\a1\pos(96,460)}if you don't stop doing
your Anthony Newley,
{\a1\pos(117,460)}I'm going to throw you
against the wall.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}He'll do it, too.
{\a1\pos(54,460)}Will there still be a clown
in the sky?
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Help us out, Crow.
{\a1\pos(180,460)}Still be a clown
in the sky?
{\a1\pos(138,460)}Take it home, Joel.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}Tell me, where is
that clown in the sky
{\a1\pos(180,460)}For... me?
{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Sobbing ]
Oh!
{\a1\pos(117,460)}I love you, Tom Servo.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I love you, Joel.
-I love you, Crow.
{\a1\pos(12,460)}You're not my real father.
{\a1\pos(96,460)}What do you think, sirs?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}It stinks.
{\a1\pos(285,460)}Well?
{\a1\pos(180,460)}It stinks.
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