Mystery Science Theater 3000 (1988–1999): Season 4, Episode 1 - Cave Dwellers - full transcript

{\a1\pos(33,460)}In the not-too-distant future

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Next Sunday A.D.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}There was a guy named Joel

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Not too different from you or me

{\a1\pos(12,460)}He worked at Gizmonic Institute

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Just another face
in a red jumpsuit

{\a1\pos(96,460)}He did a good job
cleaning up the place

{\a1\pos(33,460)}But his bosses didn't like him

{\a1\pos(54,460)}So they shot him into space

{\a1\pos(54,460)}We'll send him cheesy movies

{\a1\pos(117,460)}The worst we can find

{\a1\pos(264,460)}La-la-la

{\a1\pos(96,460)}He'll have to sit
and watch them all

{\a1\pos(12,460)}And we'll monitor his mind

{\a1\pos(264,460)}La-la-la

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Now, keep in mind
Joel can't control

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Where the movies begin or end

{\a1\pos(264,460)}La-la-la

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Because he used
those special parts

{\a1\pos(12,460)}To make his robot friends

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Robot Roll Call

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Cambot
-Pan left!

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Gypsy
-Hi, girl!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Tom Servo
-What a cool guy!

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Crow
-He's a wisecracker.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}If you're wondering
how he eats and breathes

{\a1\pos(96,460)}And other science facts

{\a1\pos(264,460)}La-la-la

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Then repeat to yourself

{\a1\pos(54,460)}"It's just a show, I should
really just relax"

{\a1\pos(12,460)}For Mystery Science Theater 3000

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{\a1\pos(183,460)}Okay, Gypsy,
if you had your druthers,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}what would your name be?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Stockard Channing.
-Stockard Channing.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}-Oh.
-What?

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Whoops.
-Oh.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Looks like we're back on,
everybody.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Hey. Wow.
-Check it out.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Hi, everybody.

{\a1\pos(183,460)}Welcome
to The Satellite of Love.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}We're just talkin' about
if we had our chance,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}what would our favorite
new name be? Uh, Crow?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-My name is José Jiménez.
-[ Laughs ]

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-Tom Servo, what do you want?
-Well, uh--

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Fifteen seconds
to commercial sign.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}I've always liked the name
"Magic Voice."

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Oh, I could see that.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Oh, I--
-Huh?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Anyway, Tom Servo?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Oh, personally, I've always
been partial to Sugar Magnolia.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Oh, yeah, Sugar Magnolia.
-[ Laughs ]

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Commercial sign in five,
four, three, two--

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Commercial sign now.

{\a1\pos(57,460)}And from now on,
I'll be known as Chuck Woolery.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}We'll be back in two minutes
and two seconds.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Open.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-Joel? Joel?
-Yeah, Crow, buddy?

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Would it be okay if I changed
my name to Alan Parsons Project?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}They call me Mr. Tibbs.
[ Laughs ]

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Mrs. Richard Dysart,
Mrs. Richard Dysart.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}From now on, I'll be known
as Vivienne Mayes.

{\a1\pos(78,460)}That's it, that's it.
From now on, all bets are off.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}From now on, we go back
to the old names

{\a1\pos(12,460)}for the rest of the experiments.
The Mads are calling.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}You know, Clay, when
you come right down to it,

{\a1\pos(54,460)}I think I'd like to be known
as just...

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Frank.
-Why is that, Frank?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Because if you can't find peace
within--

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Oh, shut up.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}I don't think
there's any hope in--

{\a1\pos(117,460)}I went along with you
long enough.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}This furniture there
was a terrible idea.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Don't I get to be
your co-host for the week?

{\a1\pos(33,460)}No, and you don't get to sing

{\a1\pos(117,460)}"The Man in my Little
Girl's Life" either.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh, hello, booby,

{\a1\pos(117,460)}how did you fare going
through the asteroid belt?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Jeepers, don't remind me.
Ouch!

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Well, my invention exchange
this week is-

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Wait for it.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Wait for it.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Daddy, there's a boy outside.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-His name is-
-Shut up. Now.

{\a1\pos(99,460)}Everybody knows
smoking kills, but it's cool.

{\a1\pos(225,460)}-Hmm.
-What are you gonna do?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Everybody loves tar.
Sure, who doesn't?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}But scientists have known
for well over a year

{\a1\pos(117,460)}that it's bad for you.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}So, when you go
into a restaurant,

{\a1\pos(54,460)}and they ask you for Smoking
or Non-Smoking, do what I do.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Hey, it's a smoking jacket.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Ah, cool.
-Get it?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Like father, like son.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Think about it, won't you?
[ Laughs ]

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Yeah, right.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Well, here it is, dimples,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}the latest craze:
robotic arm-wrestling.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Whistle blows ]

{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Grunts, laughs ]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Grunts ]

{\a1\pos(201,460)}I can't-- Oh.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Groans ]

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Frank!
-Frank!

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Frank!
-Frank!

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Frank!
-Frank!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Frank! Hoo-hoo!

{\a1\pos(141,460)}-Yes! [ Laughs ]
-Shut up! Shut up! Shut up!

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Forrester, Forrester,
Dr. Clayton Forrester!

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Forrester, Forrester,
Dr. Clayton Forrester!

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Whoo!

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Frank!

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Shh!
-Whoo!

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-[ Groans ]
-Yes! Yes!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Groans ]

{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Whistle blows ]

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Whoo!
Whoo hoo hoo!

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Whoo hoo hoo!
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

{\a1\pos(162,460)}Uh, well, uh,
your experiment this week,

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Joel, is a bit of a break
for you. Uh, it's, uh, it's--

{\a1\pos(12,460)}I haven't seen the whole thing,

{\a1\pos(201,460)}but it's kind
of a buddy picture.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}I've seen the opening credits,

{\a1\pos(36,460)}and it looks to be
ike a modern-day "Defiant Ones".

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Isn't that right, Frank?

{\a1\pos(33,460)}I think you're gonna like it.

{\a1\pos(36,460)}It's a little thing
we like to call "Cave Dwellers".

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Frank!

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Enjoy it while it lasts,
Astroboytoy.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}[ Panicked reactions ]

{\a1\pos(264,460)}My gosh.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh, this must be in, uh,
shoebox format here.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Yeah.
-Neat.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Sighs ]

{\a1\pos(96,460)}How much Keeffe is
in this movie, anyway?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}"Miles O'Keeffe."

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-[ Chuckles ]
-Huh?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Hey, now, look,
here you can actually see

{\a1\pos(180,460)}the driver turn
and shoot Kennedy.

{\a1\pos(162,460)}[ Chuckles ]
It's-- I'm not gonna-- Uh.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Cavé Dwellers?
Wasn't he in, uh--?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Cave. Cave Dwellers.
-Oh.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}It's the name of the movie.

{\a1\pos(120,460)}-I'm guessing.
-Hey, Jodie Foster's sister.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}I'd shoot Donald Regan to prove
my love for Lisa Foster.

{\a1\pos(204,460)}[ Chuckles ]
It's cute. Uh-huh. Yeah.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}I see it.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Hm. Borromel: the thorough
but gentle laxative.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Chuckles ]

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Hey, isn't this a scene
from Brian's Song?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Yeah, that's, uh,
Billy Dee Williams

{\a1\pos(180,460)}and James Caan.

{\a1\pos(246,460)}-Oh.
-I love Brian Piccolo,

{\a1\pos(180,460)}and when you hit
your knees tonight,

{\a1\pos(12,460)}ask God to love him, too.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Hey, bro. Let's go get a brew.
Come on.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}David Cain Haughton.
Wasn't he an assassin?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}No, you're thinkin'
of Lee Harvey Oswald.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-No, it was James Earl Ray.
-Uh, no. Mark David Chapman.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-No, John Wilkes Booth.
-No, it was Arthur Bremer.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Huh?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Arthur Bremer?
-Oh.

{\a1\pos(246,460)}-Oh.
-Oh, well, okay, well.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Director of the top half
of the photography.

{\a1\pos(36,460)}-There it is.
-Wow, a lot going on back there.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-You guys should check it out.
-Hey, look. Rustichelli.

{\a1\pos(183,460)}That's good
with a little pesto sauce

{\a1\pos(54,460)}and some sun-dried tomatoes.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Chuckles ]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Italian thing.
-Those poor bastards.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}This is ridiculous.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Huh? Oh. Oh. Oh.
-Thought it was over there.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Wow.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Turning the page
in the middle--

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Hey, John Newman.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}We can put his spaghetti sauce
on the Rustichelli.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Laughs ] That's good.
Yeah.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Ooh...

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Poor guy.
The Hills Have Eyes.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}But they have glaucoma
right now. [ Chuckles ]

{\a1\pos(264,460)}[ Hum ]

{\a1\pos(96,460)}That was close, friend.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}[ Hum ]

{\a1\pos(54,460)}This week on Cave Dwellers.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Uh, I'm grinding the basil,
add--

{\a1\pos(12,460)}adding some romano cheese.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Hm.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-[ Chewing noises ]
-Mm, Grog taste good.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Hey, it's the cast party
for Cats.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}It's Betty Buckley, and
she's eating Dick Van Patten.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-[ Laughs ]
-Ew.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}A little stringy.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}You know, you can eat
off the floor of this cave.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}In fact, they're doing it
right now.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}After the fiery chaotic creation
of the Earth,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}in the turbulent period
of Man's ascendancy...

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Hey, who's talking?

{\a1\pos(33,460)}...our world was populated by
wild, cruel and ignorant men.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Oh, you mean the '80s.
-But there are still a few

{\a1\pos(33,460)}who seem to have been touched
by some higher power.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-And they're in AA now.
-Yeah.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Hey, get out of the fire.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}But their table manners
needed work.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Playing the center spear:
Og!

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Playing defensive backup:
Oog!

{\a1\pos(96,460)}And at right hunchback,
it's Org!

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-[ Hums a dramatic tune ]
-[ Whistles ]

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Hey, there's a monolith outside!

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Yeah, everybody's evolving
and stuff. It's really neat!

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Hey, Grog just threw a bone
into the air,

{\a1\pos(12,460)}and it turned into a spaceship.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Come on, come on.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-Cro-magnon.
-Neanderthal.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Australopithecus Africanus.
-Why you--

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Come on, get in the line,
get in the line.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}The Time Life photographer
is here.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Chuckles ]

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Hey, it's the Gorgeous Ladies
of Wrestling.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Growls ]

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Ooh.
-Hey.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}How can they tell whose side--?
Who's on whose side?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Oh, it's, uh, shirts and skins?
-Oh.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-[ Groans ]
-Skins. [ Chuckles ]

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Eat it, boy. Eat it.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Ouch. Ooh.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Oh, it's the man
who invented the wedgie.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}-Oh.
-[ Applauds ]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-How nice.
-Yeah.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}It's an early version
of West Side Story.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Uh, I just met a girl named Uh.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Stately Wayne Manor.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Wow, it's Barbi Benton.
-Hef, we're all out of Evian.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}You called me, Father?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Are you still here?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}What's the matter?

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Um, I'm all out of blue stuff.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}I've never seen you
looking so worried.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Or so ashamed.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}st night, I had a strange dream.
About a chick in a black bikini.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}It troubled me greatly.

{\a1\pos(36,460)}Human knowledge,
even in its most exalted form...

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Uh-huh.
-...is nothing...

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Mm-hm.
-...against fate.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Come over here, my dear.
-To where the camera moved to.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}There's something
I must show you.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Over here.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-[ Whistles ]
-Hey.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Father, dear,
you've always shared

{\a1\pos(201,460)}your knowledge
and inventions with me.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Is there something
you've discovered

{\a1\pos(96,460)}that you've been hiding
from me?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}I've always wanted you
to be wise.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}But we'll settle on looks.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}But remember that imagination
is as important as knowledge.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}-Hm?
-Yes, imagination.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}-Ah.
-Oh.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-And this you possess by nature.
-Mm, neat.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}The next most important thing...

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-...is prudence.
-Is peanut butter.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}But this man learns only
with the passage of time.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}More than you.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}I've waited until now
to show you my discovery.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}A rear-view mirror?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Stronger than dirt.
-What is it?

{\a1\pos(33,460)}It is everything and nothing.

{\a1\pos(120,460)}Uh, could you be
a little more vague, please?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}It is life and death.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Goodness...

{\a1\pos(36,460)}-And badness.
...riches and poverty. And evil.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-It's boss!
-Neat.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}It all depends on Man.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-What are Man's options?
-What Man does with it.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Oh.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Okay.
-Then, it might...

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-[ Window-wiping noise ]
-...might be a weapon.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Exactly.
-Mm-hm.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}And like all weapons,

{\a1\pos(180,460)}it must be kept
away from ambitious men.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}-Ah.
-And Nazis.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}But, Father, how can I save it?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}No, daughter, your hands
are too weak.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}You'll get fingerprints
all over it.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Zor's thirst for power...

{\a1\pos(96,460)}...is too strong.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}He's heading south
with his henchmen.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}I know.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}I can see myself in there.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}But he would never dare
to enter our territory.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}I wonder if it's worth the risk
of counting on that.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Or the risk of acting.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}But, Father, you taught me
that science is always a risk.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Ah, but a man of science
takes a calculated risk.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Mm.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Science is only a means,
one of many, to obtain...

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-There is also fan dancing.
-Ooh.

{\a1\pos(141,460)}What do you,
the viewers at home, think?

{\a1\pos(78,460)}I am now too old
for so great a responsibility.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}And for such flashy jewelry.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}What do you intend doing?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}To protect a thing
of such great import...

{\a1\pos(285,460)}tance!

{\a1\pos(117,460)}There is only one man.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Ator.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-But he's a baby.
-Ator is the son of Torren.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}He was born during the tenebrous
era of the Spider Kingdom.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Wow, everybody did drugs then,
I guess.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}--in the service of Dakkar
and his spotted high priest,

{\a1\pos(36,460)}-...were sent out to--
hese must be Ator's home movies.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}--former high priest carried off
the infant Ator to safety.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Uh, this is the part of the film

{\a1\pos(180,460)}we like to call
"She Had to Ask".

{\a1\pos(117,460)}--the black knights--
-Yep.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}ho constantly scoured the land--
-Uh-huh.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}--sacrificial victims
of the Spider God.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Spider God, uh-huh.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Sweeping down upon the village
where Ator, now a young man--

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Yeah.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}--black knights badly wounded
him and carried off Sunya,

{\a1\pos(180,460)}his young bride.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Gettin' all this?
-Say.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Whoa.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-As Ator nursed his wounds...
-I nursed a scotch.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}...he swore to rescue Sunya

{\a1\pos(33,460)}and crush the iron-handed rule
of Dakkar.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Who?

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Griba...

{\a1\pos(36,460)}Son of Flogmug, Keeper
of the Seven Keys of Pentoozler.

{\a1\pos(36,460)}...encouraged Ator
and taught him the martial arts.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}And Marshall Crenshaw.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Marshall Tucker.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}ings are movin' real fast. Whoo.
-Yeah.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Enjoy it while it lasts.
-Hey, Jean Kasem.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}When Ator was deemed ready
to set out on his mission,

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-...Griba revealed-...
-Say. Nice.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}...noble heritage and consigned
to him the Sword of Torren.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}No, the shroud of Turin.
Sheesh.

{\a1\pos(162,460)}Geez. Tolkien
couldn't follow this plot.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}- [ Snores ]
-Not enough dwarves.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-It's the Wango the Tango!
-Whoo!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Get down.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Before Ator could conquer
the Spider Kingdom,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}he came under the spell
of the beautiful witch Indun.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Ooh, Cher at the funhouse.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}A thousand-year-old
enchantress...

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Yick.
-Ugh.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}...who called forth a horrible
army of walking dead. Of slaves.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}It's Aztec mommy!

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Ooh, how graphic.

{\a1\pos(36,460)}-Wow.
-Check me out, I'm not half bad.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}--captured the glistening
charmed shield of Murdor.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}And the secret decoder ring.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Oh, come on. Those moon boots
went out in the '70s.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}At last, Ator confronted Dakkar.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Played by Tommy Chong.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}...and his gruesome
deformed warriors

{\a1\pos(12,460)}in a battle to the death.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Oh, he's been gonged.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Whoa.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Aided by the incredibly potent
shield of Murdor...

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-And its free prize inside.
-...the malicious priest...

{\a1\pos(33,460)}...then had to kill Griba, who
had revealed his evil designs

{\a1\pos(138,460)}for obtaining power
by using Ator as his pawn.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Then he broke for a light lunch.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}After rescuing Sunya...

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Ator faced the immense,
hideous spider itself...

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Ee.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}...and plunged
the Sword of Torren

{\a1\pos(12,460)}into the grisly creature's body.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}He'd never killed, uh,
that big a puppet before.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}When the Spider God was killed,

{\a1\pos(54,460)}the forces of blackest evil
were unleashed--

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Uh, objects in shield are
smaller than they appear.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}--forth its molten magma
in anger.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Then he worked out
on the charismatic solo flex

{\a1\pos(201,460)}of Zontar 13.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Grunts ]

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Now rest. You deserve it.
[ Chuckles ]

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Later, when Sunya died, Ator
retired to the eastern land,

{\a1\pos(201,460)}where he lives
in the company of Thong,

{\a1\pos(12,460)}an Oriental warrior and savior.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Played here by Jimmy Carl Black
of The Mothers of Invention.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Sharp scratching noise ]

{\a1\pos(78,460)}-Ooh, I hate that.
-That's enough for now, Thong.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Uh, scratching, that is.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}You know, that exercise works.
You were right.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-I can feel it here.
-Wait, where's my shirt?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}The muscles are stronger.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Yeah.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-Are we still in a flashback?
-Ah--

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-I think so.
-I don't know.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ French accent ] Cato.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Whoa.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}You get to be
a teppanyaki chef.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Yeah.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Am I still usin' that old move?
- [ Chuckles ]

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Ha, ha, hey, kiba!

{\a1\pos(96,460)}You should see him
with vegetables.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Okay.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Oh, not done yet. Hai!
[ Slashing noises ]

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Then they do improv exercises.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Whoo.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Align the vertebrae,
and release.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}And break.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Shake it out.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}There.
That'll do.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Now, where was I?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Charmed shield,
incredibly potent--

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Father?
- [ Startled gasp ]

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Yes, my dear?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Tell me.
-Again?

{\a1\pos(306,460)}-No!
-No, no, no!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Sighs ]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}All right.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Daughter...

{\a1\pos(180,460)}you know you're
the only person...

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Oh, I know what's gonna happen.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}...who could recognize
the urgency of my cause.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Mm-hm.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}But I can't leave you
at a time like this.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}During a flashback.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Dear, you will find
with the passing of time

{\a1\pos(12,460)}that you can't always have
what you want.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}But if you try sometimes,

{\a1\pos(54,460)}you just might find you get
what you need.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}But you're the only one I have.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-You and the duck.
-My dear Mila.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}You don't have to worry
about my safety.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}A sly old fox like me knows
how to take care of himself.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}These are things a man
has to learn.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Quit shakin' me, Dad.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}And goes on repeating
for the rest of life,

{\a1\pos(201,460)}unfortunately.

{\a1\pos(267,460)}-What?
-Stately Wayne Manor.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}What's Wayne Manor?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh, that's where Batman
lived before he, uh, became

{\a1\pos(180,460)}The Dark Knight
in those comic books.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Oh, they're not comic books,
they're graphic novels.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}-Oh.
-Come on.

{\a1\pos(120,460)}Music
by The Super Mario Brothers.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Effort grunts ]

{\a1\pos(138,460)}- [ Horse whinnies ]
- [ Effort grunts ]

{\a1\pos(99,460)}[ Grunts ]
Quit pushin' back there. Ooh.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Keep your swords down,
you're inside now.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}That city's supposed to be
around here somewhere.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-Let's see.
-Follow me!

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-We are.
-Uh, we're trying.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Which--? Oh, that--? Oh, okay.
-This way!

{\a1\pos(117,460)}- [ Clearing throats ]
- [ Whistles ]

{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Shouting ]

{\a1\pos(99,460)}Run outside and see
what the trouble is, quickly!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-But you--
-Go, I told you.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-And be careful.
-Huh?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Excited breath ]
Later. Later.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Whistles ]

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Well, better 86 the hooch.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}A little nip won't hurt.
[ Hums ]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Attack yells ]

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Use the handrails.
Safety on the stairway.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Hey, wait for me.
-Me, too.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Hey, wait up. Hey,
I found some funny wet clay.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-It's raining men, hallelujah.
-Whew.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Fighting noises ]

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Yee-hoo!

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Dad, tell me another story.
-Zor is here.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}I should have realized
the time was so close.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}I've read the script.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}You must ride due east
and try to reach Ator.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}The road's long and hard...

{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Pneumatic
tube-sucking noises ]

{\a1\pos(33,460)}When you seem to have reached
the ends of the earth--

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Ask for Earl.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}--and it seems
that nature herself

{\a1\pos(12,460)}declines to accompany you
any further on your journey,

{\a1\pos(12,460)}then you will have reached
the domain of Ator.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Canada?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}How can you ask me
to do this now?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}It is not for myself that I ask,
Mila,

{\a1\pos(138,460)}but for the welfare
of all mankind.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Ah.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Go.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Take a sweater.
And be back by 10!

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Hi.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}[ Struggling noises ]

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Huh?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-That's my spice rack!
-Aw.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Groans ]

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Dad?
-Poor guy.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Stop!

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Huh?
-Hm?

{\a1\pos(33,460)}How dare you lay hands on him,
you mangy dogs?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}All of you put together are not
worth this man's little finger.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}And I mean that from
the bottom of my heart.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Out!

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Help me.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}You know, that hat has
a slimming effect on you.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}I thought that among
your many virtues...

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Mm-hm?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}...the first I'd find
was forgiveness.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh, I'm sorry. I-

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Perhaps I've not yet
quite acquired...

{\a1\pos(180,460)}total control...

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Of--?
-...over myself.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Come, they are only
petty soldiers.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}They can't approach
your exalted level.

{\a1\pos(99,460)}Oh, thanks,
but now's no time to kiss up.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}My life comes to an end,
all levels, I would say.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Really?

{\a1\pos(36,460)}Now... for my own part,
I fail to see why during life...

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Uh-huh?

{\a1\pos(57,460)}...we create artificial
distinctions between ourselves.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Mm-hm.
-Hm.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Because all men
are born equal.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh, let me get a pencil,
I wanna write that one down.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Makes me sick.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}I've become more
and more certain

{\a1\pos(54,460)}that my little visit here...

{\a1\pos(225,460)}-Mm-hm?
-...was fully justified

{\a1\pos(222,460)}and will be
extremely profitable.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}You can write it off
on your taxes.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Mm-hm.
-Do you imply...

{\a1\pos(57,460)}-Mm-hm?
-...that you are a conqueror...

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Mm-hm?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}...who claims
the spoils of victory?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Or are you...

{\a1\pos(201,460)}...a common...

{\a1\pos(180,460)}...thief?

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Oh, Geez, this has more pauses
than a Pinter play.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Laughs ]

{\a1\pos(183,460)}- [ Laughs ]
-Oh, observational humor.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}God, I love Seinfeld.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-Oh, we gotta get outta here.
-Let's go.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}In this case, let's just say
I'm an unexpected guest.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Ooh! Ooh!
- [ Laughs ]

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Ah! Ah! Too tight.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Oh, oh.
-Whoa, there.

{\a1\pos(99,460)}I don't know, Joel.
I don't think this is for me.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Whoops, I lost it.
Uh, it's okay.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Yeah.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}What do you mean?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}You look fantastic.
I could eat ya up.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Oh, and I could bite
that big toe.

{\a1\pos(183,460)}-Ooh hoo hoo.
-Hey, now, quit clowning.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}You know, what we're gonna do
is a more lucid version

{\a1\pos(96,460)}of those really bad, uh,
openings we saw.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-The credits, you know?
-Oh, the credits, yeah.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Hey, that is if Cambot will man
the wall of keyboards.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-What do you say?
-Oh, good.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Hey, and will you give us
that half-screen, uh,

{\a1\pos(12,460)}posterization effect too,
Cambot?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-There we go.
-Uh, Joel...

{\a1\pos(96,460)}--uh, what are we
supposed to do again?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}That's cool.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Well, all you do is we play

{\a1\pos(201,460)}the characters
we talked about earlier

{\a1\pos(54,460)}and we run around and stuff.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}All right, got it.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Frolic, cavort, parade,

{\a1\pos(138,460)}gad about the ship,
that sorta thing.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Uh, Joel?
-Yeah?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Isn't this kinda fruity?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Gee, I never really thought
about it that much.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-Joel, it is.
-Yep.

{\a1\pos(78,460)}Well, no matter.
Anyway, uh, let's do it again.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-You ready, Cambot?
-Music. Here we go.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Swords noise ]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Swords noise ]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Swords noise ]

{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Fighting grunts ]

{\a1\pos(33,460)}I thought that was pretty fun.

{\a1\pos(204,460)}-Yeah.
-It was cool. [ Laughs ]

{\a1\pos(57,460)}She's still looking
for the ends of the Earth here.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Ends of the Earth,
ends of the Earth,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I gotta get to the ends
of the Earth.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Ends of the Earth,
ends of the Earth.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Pants ]

{\a1\pos(201,460)}- [ Screams ]
-Ooh, she's in love.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}So the ends of the Earth
are this way.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Thank you.
[ Grunts ]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}You idiot.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}We don't even have
a doe license.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}That way.
Yeah.

{\a1\pos(78,460)}Ends of the Earth-- En--
Ends of the Earth-- [ Groans ]

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Let me see, uh, you were
playing a Titleist, right?

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Yep.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}You got a rotten lie,
let me tell ya.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Daddy--

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Uh, uh, lady, can we have
our arrow back?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Lady? Oh, Mrs. Lady!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Oh-- [ Snorts ]

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Ah.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Hey, why is she limping?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}'Cause she's got an arrow
in her chest.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Oh, I can see-- Huh?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}One thing still puzzles me,
Akronas.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Use the handrails.
I invented them for a reason.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Why east?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Why did your daughter
fly like an arrow

{\a1\pos(12,460)}straight towards the sun?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Ooh, good metaphor.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Of course, I could easily use
torture to make you tell me,

{\a1\pos(12,460)}but that would too simple.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-And too much fun.
-Spoil our little game.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Yes.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}I see.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}It's quite obvious
that you're testing me.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}You want to verify
my powers of deduction.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Mm-hm.
-Very well.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Nice.
-Bring me the map.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}And bring me the head
of Gallagher.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Bird sounds ]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Horse whinny ]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Engine noise ]

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Shh.

{\a1\pos(78,460)}- [ Wind noise ]
-Welcome to Death Valley Days.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}The driver's either missing
or he's dead.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Chuckles ]

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Say...

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Made this in shop class.
It's a letter opener.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}It's not perfect yet.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}A Mark Seven Production.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}[ Hums ]

{\a1\pos(12,460)}He doesn't give a tinker's damn
about anything.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Nope.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Owl noise ]

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Hey, did you just turn into
an owl and then back real fast?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Maybe it was too hot.
-Mm.

{\a1\pos(99,460)}-Mm-hm.
-It should be enough for now.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Gotta wait until it's cold.
-That could take forever.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Oh, help!

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Huh?
-Hm?

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Run! Look out, it's wet there!
I just mopped.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Ator, help me, please.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Prepare everything for her.
-With pleasure, my liege.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-Hey, he's washing with lava.
-The soap?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh, no, the real thing.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}-Hm.
- [ Chuckles ]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-It's Marmaduke.
- [ Dog panting ]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Dog panting ]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}All right, good.
Okay, let's see.

{\a1\pos(78,460)}We've got the cow skin,
the banana leaves and the dog.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}That should be about everything.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}All we can do is pray,

{\a1\pos(54,460)}although we haven't thought
of any gods yet.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Well, it's up to the dog.
No, Marmaduke!

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Don't use the triple over
end stitch! Bad dog!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Whines ]

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I could be wrong,

{\a1\pos(12,460)}but this arrow might have
something to do with her pain.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Ah.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Licks, whines ]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-What do we got?
-She's okay.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Yeah.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Boy!

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Look at how primitive
their wet naps

{\a1\pos(12,460)}were during the dark ages.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Mm.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Yeah, it's a pretty big hole.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}I might need
another one of those.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Chuckles ]

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Got the crazy idea, boss.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Let's make a giant cigar
out of her.

{\a1\pos(246,460)}What?
Would you quit your--?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}The entire area is deserted,
barren.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}It's the best show tune ever!

{\a1\pos(138,460)}It's brassy, sassy,
it's a musical humdinger!

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Let's see...
[ Speaks in Latin ]

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Wait a minute.

{\a1\pos(183,460)}-Ator!
-This is the magna carta!

{\a1\pos(96,460)}So now we have it.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}He was another pupil of yours,
wasn't he?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Hm, kind of impressed
about his part in this film,

{\a1\pos(180,460)}isn't he?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Many stories have grown up
around this pupil of yours.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}I wish you'd grow up.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}But now the time has come...

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-...for me to discover...
-The manchild within.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}...proof of these stories.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}I pledge allegiance--

{\a1\pos(96,460)}This is really amazing.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Hm.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Why, your knowledge of surgery

{\a1\pos(138,460)}surpasses even that
of The Great One.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Who, Jackie Gleason?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh, I'm just tallying up
your bill here.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}I'm ready to go now.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}No, you're not going.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-I'll decide when you're ready.
-Little missy.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Journey is long.
- [ Hums ]

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Once we start,
there'll be no stopping.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}But I explained to you

{\a1\pos(201,460)}that my father
is in great danger.

{\a1\pos(183,460)}Danger--
How many A's in "danger"?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I understand the dangers
that face all men.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}All...

{\a1\pos(264,460)}...men.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}The wise one is very strong.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-..ry strong.
-And will resist.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}But his heart is weak.

{\a1\pos(78,460)}-Heart is weak.
-That's the reason he sent me.

{\a1\pos(36,460)}-Sent me.
-What do you think he's writing?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-The script?
-Yeah.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Huh.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}All right.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}But you must know this--

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Two plus two is fi--
I mean, four.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}If you're too weak...

{\a1\pos(12,460)}we'll have to leave you behind.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh, thanks for the beer,
Gomez.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}But first you
must prove to us...

{\a1\pos(96,460)}if you are the daughter
of The Great One.

{\a1\pos(57,460)}If you can look bored
and speak haltingly, you're in.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Come with me.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}No, not you, her.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}There she is.

{\a1\pos(36,460)}Too bad Gomez
didn't get a speaking role here.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Poor guy.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Go in there.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Oh, right, I'm a freshman
at a small Midwestern college.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}The small one
was dark with long hair.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Mila.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Now sing something
from Paint Your Wagon.

{\a1\pos(162,460)}If you're really
the daughter of Akronas...

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Kronos Quartet? Oh.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}...then, you will know
what to do.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Okay.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Next on Current Affair:
"Women Behind Bars"!

{\a1\pos(33,460)}[ Hums Current Affairs theme ]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Hm, okay.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Let's see now,
there's a Superball

{\a1\pos(96,460)}and half a peanut

{\a1\pos(54,460)}and a length of kite string
and a carpenter's saw.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}What would McGyver do?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Is this right?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-Hm. Mm-mm.
-No, wrong, cold.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Very cold.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Freezing.
-Frigid.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Freezing. Alaska.
-Mhm.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Oh, you're a cute one,
aren't ya?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Chuckles ]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Getting warmer.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Hm, warm as toast.
-She made, uh--

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Very warm.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}She's making flash powder
from her own filth.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Oh, neat.
- [ Vomiting noise ]

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Yee.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Uh-huh.
-Dibs.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Rats.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Uh-oh.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Oh.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}[ Singing ] Love, love, love!
Tu, tu, tu

{\a1\pos(33,460)}They do have a lot of product
to burn off.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Mm-hm.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Hm. I suppose she could
have just tried the lock.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}All done?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Uh, Gomez, don't pass
in front of the actors.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Please.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}When I left
your father's castle,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}he told me that if ever
the geometric nucleus

{\a1\pos(201,460)}could endanger
the world's peace...

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Huh?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}...a messenger
would come to me

{\a1\pos(117,460)}and prove his identity
beyond a doubt.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}You owe me 50 bucks
for the door.

{\a1\pos(99,460)}-Let us go.
-Ancient Chinese secret, huh?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Let's say that thanks
to your teaching,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Ator has mastered
the forces of nature.

{\a1\pos(57,460)}Well, my dear Akronas,
let me introduce you to Sandur.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}You can call me Sandy.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}He represents,
how shall I put it?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}The opposite
of your pupil, Ator.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Looks like, uh, Willie Nelson,
doesn't he?

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Hm.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}--has mastered
everything that lies

{\a1\pos(96,460)}outside and beyond
the forces of nature.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-And he knows Liza.
-He manipulates at will

{\a1\pos(117,460)}those forces which men
believe uncontrollable.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Mm-hm.
-The occult.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}-Oh.
-The IRS.

{\a1\pos(183,460)}-Yes.
-What do you say to that?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Many years ago...

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Oh, not another flashback!
-No, no, no, no, no, no!

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-It's cool.
-...rough with magic.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-For hire, they--
- [ Snores ]

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Dear God, he's dull.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Of course, any man who seeks
knowledge and is wise...

{\a1\pos(138,460)}should be willing...

{\a1\pos(96,460)}See if you can make him
slow down, Joel.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Who knows?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Hey. Hey up there.
-I myself can learn.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}So as you can see...

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Man, Willie Nelson's
a tough audience.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}.giving us a lesson in humility.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Nevertheless...

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Hey, doesn't he make
leather mugs

{\a1\pos(54,460)}at the Renaissance Festival?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}...and you will see
a flame of defiance.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Say something.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Line.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Come on.
Fake it.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Yes, it is clearly there.

{\a1\pos(183,460)}-Mm.
-And that's my only line.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Good.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Sandur, there is
someone I want...

{\a1\pos(222,460)}...neutral.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Eliminated.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}What happened?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Jump cut.
-Where is he?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Far away.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-At the ends of the Earth.
-Canada.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Could you find
a more convenient place?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}And who is it, sire?

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Ator.
-Gesundheit.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}t's the chalice from the palace.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}And now you will witness
the might of my power.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Got a minute?

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Ooh!
-Whoa!

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Oh.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Yowza.
-Cool.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Doodelee doodelee doodelee.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Things gettin' kinda weird.
- [ Musical noises ]

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Say, I think your cape
is fabulous!

{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Chuckles ]

{\a1\pos(117,460)}They're getting close
to Ridley Scott now.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}I don't understand.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}We're not surprised.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Are these guys
employed by anybody?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}I think they're just temps
wandering through the forest.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Yeah.
-Hire-a-Thug.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Uh-oh.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}This fog's starting
to obscure the action.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-What action?
-Oh.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Clears throat ]

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Whose woods are these?
I think I know.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Now watch these woods
fill up with fog.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}And where's Mila?

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Who?

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Mila!

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Puma!

{\a1\pos(96,460)}She must be lost.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I say, it's foggy.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Guys, this isn't funny.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Guys-
-Ator!

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Mila!

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Puma!

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Ah!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Don't do that.
-Where are you?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Clears throat ]

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Did someone say "Ator"?
Paging Mr. Ator.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Hm.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}- [ Coughs ]
-Yeah.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}After exhausting
every possibility,

{\a1\pos(180,460)}the men move on.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Who knew there was a cave
like this in these parts?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Wilma? Barney!
-Someone's following us.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Echo!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}- [ Roar ]
-Good one.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Did you hear that?

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Listen.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}[ Roar ]

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Come on.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Quick, run with me, friend.
Towards the danger.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Boy, wonder how much
it costs to heat this cave.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Chuckles ]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Gasps ]

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Ooh.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Ooh.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Huh?
-They're invisible!

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Huh!

{\a1\pos(222,460)}- [ Laughs ]
-Oh, man.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}I don't believe it.

{\a1\pos(36,460)}They were too cheap
to hire a villain in this movie.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Yep.
- [ Roaring ]

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Imitates the screen's roaring ]

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Oh, come on, what is this?
A Charlie Callas routine?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Mocks sound effects ]

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Ooh.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}[ Blow ]

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Hey, why don't you pick
on somebody

{\a1\pos(117,460)}your own opacity, huh?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Laughs ]

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-What is this? A Heart video?
-Yeah.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}They only show the fat one
from the head up anymore.

{\a1\pos(141,460)}-Hey.
-Sorry, that was a little--

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Dad?

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Dad?

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Guy.
-Play Misty for Me.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}So let's recap the action
so far.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Uh, nothing really.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Ah, you're right.
Let's move on now.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}- [ Roar ]
-Dad?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}- [ Blow ]
- [ Laughs ]

{\a1\pos(264,460)}[ Blow ]

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Hey, why do you keep
hittin' yourself?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Goofy laugh ]

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Dork.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Startled yell ]

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh, now they're scarier!
Whoa!

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Booga booga booga booga.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}I do this to my dog.
It's really funny.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Growls, barks ]

{\a1\pos(117,460)}No, they're not scary,
they're just kinda goofy.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Growls, barks ]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Yelps ]

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Like shootin' fish
in a barrel, Dong.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-Uh, "Thong".
-Oh, that's it.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Come on, just kill it.
Don't play with it.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Good boy.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Man, don't they want
their capes?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}No, they'd have
invisible blood on 'em.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Oh, I-- Wha--?

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Daddy, so long as we're here,

{\a1\pos(54,460)}can we stop over at The Gap
and get some 501s?

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Huh?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Oh, well, like, excuse me,
have you seen, uh,

{\a1\pos(138,460)}two guys with capes?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Ew, grody Jody.
- [ Cackles ]

{\a1\pos(117,460)}No, God, I don't want
a sample Giorgio.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Fighting grunts ]

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Hey.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Oh, no.
-Who are these guys?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh, these must be
the cave dwellers.

{\a1\pos(183,460)}That's right,
35 minutes into the film,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}and we're finally
at the first plot point.

{\a1\pos(183,460)}-Ooh.
-Well, there's Sid Field.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Hey, I hate Clinique.
Really, I'm just looking.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Huh?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}You go there.
I'll go this way.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-We'll stick--
-Uh, no, no.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}It's walk softly
and carry a large club.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}No, no, it's quickly walk
and carry something big.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}No, I know it's speak softly
and carry a--

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Nah, you're crazy, you walk
swiftly and you carry--

{\a1\pos(138,460)}You carry something.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-I know you carry something.
-No, no, no, you're walking--

{\a1\pos(306,460)}-No!
-Okay!

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Oh, no!

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Gah.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Thatch?

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Coppola!

{\a1\pos(267,460)}-Dad?
- [ Caveman chatter ]

{\a1\pos(96,460)}"Ojibwa"! Wait a minute,
I invented a word!

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Huh.

{\a1\pos(267,460)}-Hmm.
- [ Caveman chatter ]

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Uh, rhubarb.
Caveman rhubarb.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}I am a noble savage.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Huh?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Look at that.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}God, I hate Mondays.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Boo.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}There's that great Hammond
organ sound.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Ugh, now we steal your hubcap.
[ Chuckles ]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Get lug wrench.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Tuesdays are Human Sacrifice Day
at The Sizzler.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Guy.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}- [ Grunts ] Barbecue 'em.
- [ Laughs ] Oh.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Ew.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Ah.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}I think Tony Bennett
left that in San Francisco.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Ew.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Here, it's a little rare.
-Yeah.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Groan ]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Laughs ]

{\a1\pos(54,460)}I won a Barney Clark heart.

{\a1\pos(162,460)}[ Sniffing ]
Mm, something smells good.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Caveman chatter ]

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Ugh, cannibal rhubarb.
Ugh.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Ator comes out of the hole,
'round the fire-

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Sees his shadow.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Hey, it's Dr. Christian Barnard.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-What do you know?
-Was.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Angry caveman chatter ]

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Hey.
He said, "Hey".

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Hey, you know, now
this really is a Heart video.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Laughs ]
With the thing and--

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Eh.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Ew. Greasy dirt.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Huh? Uh, you say something,
God?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Ooh, she got childproof cap.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}I've got a wonderful
Grinchy idea.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Chuckles ]

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Hm.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Hey, she already has a plate.
She-- She's self-serving.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh, speakin' of serving,
we gotta run.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Let's go, guys.
-Oh, yeah. We gotta go.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Ooh! It's a light
and sound spectacular!

{\a1\pos(33,460)}It's just getting' cool, too.
[ Frightened caveman chatter ]

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Uh-huh.
-Uh, say, Joel?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Oh, yeah?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Yeah, ask away,
my red friend.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Laughs ] Why is it
these guys in the film

{\a1\pos(54,460)}give such fancy pants names
to everything, hm?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Yeah, like, they call
a regular old shield

{\a1\pos(33,460)}"the glimmering charm shield".

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-It's, like, so stupid. Guy.
-Indeed.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Well, it's obvious this movie
has a really low budget.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Especially for props.
-Mm-hm. Yeah.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}And so by adding really neat
names to ordinary things...

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-...you can kind of dress it up.
-Oh.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Like, it was kind of obvious
her breastplate

{\a1\pos(12,460)}that the woman was wearing

{\a1\pos(54,460)}was actually an off-the-rack
auto part from NAPA.

{\a1\pos(99,460)}-Oh.
-But you can't very well say,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}"Hither yon, there goes

{\a1\pos(96,460)}the hubcap of the
Plymouth Somerset," right?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Right! But what
you could say is,

{\a1\pos(12,460)}"She has donned the maiden
shield of Bally Seven.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Exactly, now you're getting it.
-Yeah, I-- I get it. I see.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Um, if I had a box of ordinary
paperclips, uh, I could say, um,

{\a1\pos(54,460)}"Here is a box of incredibly
bent pieces of wire

{\a1\pos(33,460)}used to hold the pressed wood
pulp planes in security."

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Right, now you're getting it.
That's exactly right.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}It's just adding extraordinary
names to ordinary things.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-It makes it fun.
-Yeah, yeah.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}You find the fun and snap,
the job's a game. [ Laughs ]

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Thank you, Mary Poppins.
-Yeah, spit spot, you two.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Oh, I love to laugh,
long and loud and clear.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}- [ Laughs ]
-Oh, get on, laughing.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Clears throat ]
Oh, sorry, I digress.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Um, well, anyway, you know,
they give cool names

{\a1\pos(54,460)}to TV shows like that, too.
Like, uh, White Shadow--

{\a1\pos(54,460)}--could've been called, uh,
Haloed Hoop Honky.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}- [ Laughs ]
-Or, uh...

{\a1\pos(57,460)}Jake and the Fatman, you
could've called that um, well--

{\a1\pos(12,460)}--uh, Jake and the Fatman.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Yeah, pretty much.
Yeah, yeah.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}You know what occurs to me?
That when local TV stations

{\a1\pos(33,460)}talk about the grand marshals
for their holiday parades,

{\a1\pos(12,460)}what they're really saying
is Gavin MacLeod.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Exactly.
-Oh, I got one.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}A pre-recorded segment
that's, uh-

{\a1\pos(96,460)}that goes into a program
is called a bumper.

{\a1\pos(36,460)}-Oh, yeah?
-And actually it's really just--

{\a1\pos(138,460)}- [ Buzzer sounds ]
-The movie's s--

{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Scream and yell ]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Oh, wow.
- [ Chuckles ]

{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Clears throat ]
Oh, boy.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Well, let's see, uh, "He who
reads these words of wit

{\a1\pos(12,460)}eats these little balls--"

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh, now that's immature,
even for The Dark Ages.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Hm, "For a good time,
call Dong."

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Thong.
-Thong.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Here's-- Huh?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}- [ Fighting noises ]
- [ Chuckles ]

{\a1\pos(138,460)}They're kinda dumb,
they're easy to kill:

{\a1\pos(96,460)}the American Gladiators.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Hm.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Ah.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}-Hm.
-Something dull.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Come towards it, our friend.

{\a1\pos(36,460)}By the stubbing of my thumb,
something stupid this way comes.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Aha, just as I thought.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}-Hm.
-Checks out.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Meter man.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Knock it off up there.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Huh? "For a good time, call--"

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Oh.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Stupid rock.
Stupid, stupid rock.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Get-- Oh. Oh, man.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Did you find a way out?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Stupid rock.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Good thing you were here,
Gomez.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}We woulda never found it
without you.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Huh?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}"Drizzle drazzle drozzle drone,
time for zis one to come home."

{\a1\pos(33,460)}So Bob Hope owns all of that?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Yeah, yeah. We're thinkin'
of turning it into a 9-holer.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}-Hm.
-Yeah.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-You have failed, Sandur.
-Bad country singer.

{\a1\pos(36,460)}-Bad Willie.
-You made me lose precious time!

{\a1\pos(12,460)}If you had all the magical
powers you told me you had--

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Again with the finger.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}I don't see how I failed.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}You don't, eh?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Well, you soon will.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Guards!

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Hey, Paul Wellstone.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}You'd think after all this time,

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Sandur has been worthy
of your esteem.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}And you are as guilty
of having failed as he is.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Flog him!
-Thank you, sir.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Please have mercy.
-I fear for you, Sandur.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Mercy does not dwell
in the hearts of those

{\a1\pos(12,460)}without spiritual strength
and wisdom.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Oh, bite me. It's fun.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Very well.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Imprison him.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I'll employ some tricks
of my own against Ator

{\a1\pos(12,460)}and you can use your time
to come up with something new

{\a1\pos(33,460)}and it better be good, Sandur,
if you want to regain my esteem.

{\a1\pos(57,460)}And I think you know how
important for you is my esteem.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Hm.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Okay. Okay,
I'll do linking rings.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}I'll do bottom of the cup.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}I'll do metamorphosis.
Wait! Wait!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}It's here.
Oh, we're already there.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}It's much too quiet here.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Too, too quiet.
-Not a good sign.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Bird calls ]

{\a1\pos(138,460)}I sense the presence
of something evil.

{\a1\pos(162,460)}-That's you.
-Zor must be at work here.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Since we left the caves,

{\a1\pos(138,460)}I've had the feeling
that we're being followed.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Ah, that's me, boss.
I'm right behind you.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}I don't know,
but we'll soon find out.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Chuckles ]

{\a1\pos(246,460)}-Huh?
-Look, there they are!

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-What's this?
-Come on, quick! Hide!

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Oh, no, they've jumped right
into a Kurosawa film.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-So it'll start making sense?
-Mm-hm.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Yep.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Toshiro Mifune right there.
-Goody.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}I'm huge.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}-Hm.
-Dig me.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Yeah?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Oh, no, a mime.
-Oh.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Chuckles ]

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Did he mention he's huge?
-Yeah.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}He does that.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Warriors, come out and play-ay.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Fighting noises ]

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Now, you see,
I use two blades.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}The first blade
lifts the head away

{\a1\pos(33,460)}from the body before the head,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}uh, can snap back
and then the, uh--

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Yeah.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Yeah, below the skin level.
Yeah.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}We get it.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Uh-huh.
Come on, come on.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Ooh, right in the breadbasket.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}You know, the reason
this scene is so good

{\a1\pos(96,460)}is because we care
about the characters.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-We do.
-Mm-hm.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-I mean, we do?
-Really do.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Hey, it's the life of the party.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}He's got a lampshade
on his head.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Gonna be the death
of the party soon.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Oh!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Oh. Wicker armor
courtesy Pier One.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Doesn't work too well.
It's just decorative.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Hurts, don't it?

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Hai. Ho.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Look out,
it's Coco the Terrible.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}- [ Laughs ] Goofy old mime.
- [ Chuckles ]

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Hai.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Oops.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Ouch.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Ooh.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Okay, just like we rehearsed it.
Oh.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Over, across--
[ Chuckles ]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}I will kill you!
[ Laughs ]

{\a1\pos(306,460)}-Aw.
-Or not.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Attack yells ]

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Hey, is this
where the kegger is?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}We saw Mark's van in front.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}No, way.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Uh, we just remembered, uh,

{\a1\pos(33,460)}we didn't leave enough change
in the meter.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}We double-parked. Bye.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}No use chasing.
Save your strength.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}The castle of The Great One
is still far away.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}To the end of the movie's
even further.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Well said.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Yes.
-What I mean is...

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Hey, matching vests.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}--in stopping Ator--

{\a1\pos(12,460)}ght, inadvertently, of course...

{\a1\pos(120,460)}-Mm-hm.
-...also harm your daughter.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}What do you say to that?

{\a1\pos(33,460)}say you could drive a Mac truck
through your cues.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Tempo, tempo, pick it up!

{\a1\pos(12,460)}I must admit, that as a murderer
you are most...

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-...impressive.
-Mm-hm.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-But as an Andrew McCarthy fan--
-Whoo!

{\a1\pos(96,460)}You will receive nothing
from me...

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-...but pity.
-Aw.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Careful, old man.
-Go to bed, old man.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-My patience has its limits.
-I'm aware of that.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}As does your talents.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}But I mustn't expect
too much from you.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Laughs ]

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Patience, after all,

{\a1\pos(12,460)}is a virtue which is found
only in the strong.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Hm.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-You're wonderful.
-Marry me.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}You do amuse me.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}-Hm.
-And provoke me.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-That is love, isn't it?
-Zor.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Hm.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}What is it?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Ator has escaped again.
-D'oh.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Hi, Curt Gowdy here.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Join Thong and Phil Harris
and me out on the Idaho River,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}fishing for trout.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Hey, hey, now try catching
a steak, Dong.

{\a1\pos(204,460)}-Thong.
-Uh, Thong. [ Chuckles ]

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Uh, Ator, what's your dream?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}How big is God?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}For a moment back there,

{\a1\pos(12,460)}I had the feeling you knew
those men that attacked us.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Did you?
-Yes.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Well, we played
varsity together.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}I do.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Who were they?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}They're the survivors
of the noble tribe of Han.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}They worship the God of War...

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Soko.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Soko? I know that name.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Oh, he dated my friend Sharon.
-Lord of the northern territory.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Uh, what's, uh,
Miles sitting on?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}I don't wanna know.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}In a great battle
against the Han,

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Zor exterminated them.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}But spared the lives
of three samurai

{\a1\pos(12,460)}and then used them to kill
his own brother

{\a1\pos(180,460)}and usurp power.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Oh, if this is
another flashback,

{\a1\pos(12,460)}I gotta go get a sandwich.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-Do you think that Zor will--
-Oh, it's okay.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Do you think my father's
still alive?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Oh, sure. [ Laughs ]

{\a1\pos(78,460)}Zor wants to possess
your father's knowledge, Mila.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-And your mother's wardrobe.
-Ooh.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-And the geometric nucleus.
-Hmm.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}No... your father's safe
so long as he has it.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Uh, that's enough fish, Dong.
Thank you.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Thank you very much, Dong.
That's enough fish.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Just a few dozen more.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Why did you go
and live so far away?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Well, it's on the bus line.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Your father taught me the path
I must follow.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}It is for this
I live the way I do.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Mm-hm.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}But shouldn't a man's destiny...

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Oh, I thought you were gonna
say something else.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}...put aside the desires
of his heart?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Man's destiny is always
predetermined...

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Oh, he's a Calvinist.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}...by the true desires
of his heart.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}I know what mine is, and I
must follow it alone, Mila.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to pry.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}That's all right.
I'm glad you asked.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}What's your major?

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Thong?

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Mm-hm?
-The fish is ready.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Oh, wow.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}What I wouldn't give
for a Weed Eater right now.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Hm?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Singing ]
La la la de dah

{\a1\pos(306,460)}-Hm?
-No! Don't kill us.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Uh, what will you give me?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Okay, you talked me into it.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Huh, what?
Mom and Dad, Uncle Dave?

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Oh.
[ Clears throat ]

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Mila.
-What is it?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Someone's coming. Look.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Cover your hip.
-Get dressed.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-Who are you?
-Uh, we're pirates.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-What do you want?
-Look, you captured us.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Clears throat ]
Line.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Where do you come from?
-Everywhere and nowhere.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Mm-hm.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Somebody say something.
-Well, answer.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Can't you speak?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}We're from Sulijen.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}[ Buzzer noise ] Wrong answer,
but thanks for playing.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Sulijen?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Yes. It's to the north,
not far from here.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Yeah, I worked out there.
-I know.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}It's where my parents
were born.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Then you're... Ator.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}You're called The Great Master.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Yep. Yeah,
that's me pretty much.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Speak not in fear with me.

{\a1\pos(99,460)}Much evil has fallen
on the people of our village.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}In order to survive,
we must make an offering

{\a1\pos(96,460)}to the god of the Kung.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Human sacrifice to the serpent
god on every full moon.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Besides, our people
are not warriors.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}We're only poor farmers.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}If we don't get help soon,
we'll all die.

{\a1\pos(99,460)}Hm, I like it.
Make it shorter, I'll buy it.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}The Kungs have always
demanded the blood of Man.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-Yeah, they're funny that way.
-We must act quickly.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}But not right now.
In a minute or two.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Half an hour maybe.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Wow, check out the way
that guy moves, huh?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}What do you intend to do, Ator?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}We'll take them back
to the village,

{\a1\pos(201,460)}and I'll speak
with their people.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-The Village People?
-Mm-hm.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}The Kungs will kill us!

{\a1\pos(201,460)}I... think...

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-We should run!
-Run!

{\a1\pos(204,460)}-Ah!
-No. Let them go, Thong.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}If you love something,
let it go.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Fear has blinded them.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}We'll go without them.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}We'll hurry down there.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Who will be the first
to volunteer?

{\a1\pos(33,460)}I'll be doing the death scene
from Camille, thank you.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Hm.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}And the next?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Come forward,
Cowardly Lion.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh, it's a woman.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Mm-hm.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Hm.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-I could use a man like you.
-And I do mean use.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Uh, you, uh, never mind.
- [ Chuckles ]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Nice try.
-Yeah.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-We need another.
-I'll go.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Uh, no, you went last time.
One to a customer.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Oh, no, not you, my dear.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Our family's already given
one life to the Kung.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Grandmother, else another
will have to take my place.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-Nancy Walker in a cameo role.
-Hm.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Wait!
-Hey!

{\a1\pos(12,460)}It's Speedy Delivery Guy,
and has he got a package.

{\a1\pos(267,460)}-Stop!
-In the name of love.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Just wait for me.
I'll be down in a minute.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Just stand there.
I'm coming.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-[ Sighs ]
-Okay. Well, now.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Oh, I thought this was
the Anderson party.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Sorry. [ Chuckles ]
I'll just be on my way.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Who is this gentle stranger

{\a1\pos(117,460)}with pecs like melons
and knees of fringe?

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Ator.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Where?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}You have chosen a day
of mourning

{\a1\pos(138,460)}to visit the village
of your parents.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Afternoon? Really?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}I've come to help you fight.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}We're not fighting men.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-The Kungs are--
-You must.

{\a1\pos(57,460)}If you go on like this,
none of you will be left alive.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Goofy chuckles ]
Dude looks like a lady.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Goofy chuckles ]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Where's Ravani?

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Who?
-Ravani has left us.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}'Cause he had nothing to do
with the film.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}He was too old to guide us.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}I have taken his place
as the elder.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}He was a proud,
courageous man.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}But dumber
than a bag of hammers.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}He never would have allowed
such submissive behavior.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-What, did you call me a wussie?
-Mm-hm.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}You must not lose heart.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-I see great courage here.
-Because a guy will eat it.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Most of your young people
willingly sacrifice themselves

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-to be victims of the Kungs...
-Coffee?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-...and their serpent god.
-Tea?

{\a1\pos(57,460)}-Nuts.
-Put that courage to better use

{\a1\pos(180,460)}and fight back,

{\a1\pos(33,460)}for the Kungs can be defeated,
and I will help you.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}You will regain your freedom
and live in peace again.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Surprise is an excellent weapon.
-Hi, Estelle.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}How you doing, Mickey?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}One of intelligence
rather than brute strength.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Posture, people.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Let's snap it up a bit.
-But they are stupid as well.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}It's Gary.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}They always make frontal attacks
against their enemies.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}They know you have been pacified

{\a1\pos(117,460)}and won't be expecting
any resistance from you.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Uh-huh.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}What we must do is prepare

{\a1\pos(180,460)}a trap for them
when they arrive.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Right here.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}And then we'll take them
by surprise.

{\a1\pos(78,460)}-Mm-hm.
-The village is well-situated.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}And so am I.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Those rocks will act as a wall
to protect you.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}And vice versa.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}That side is impassible
to horses,

{\a1\pos(12,460)}so they'll have to attack
from over there.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}To fortify that exposed side,

{\a1\pos(12,460)}I'll need several sharp stakes,
ropes and three men to help me.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}You and you two...

{\a1\pos(201,460)}come with me.

{\a1\pos(162,460)}-You afraid?
-N-- No. [ Nervous laugh ]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Won't you fight
to save your people?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}No. I will.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-I wanna fight.
-For my right to party.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Who else will join him?
-All done back there?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Aren't there any more
of you here

{\a1\pos(54,460)}worthy of being called men?

{\a1\pos(99,460)}Come on, we can win.
I'm sure of it. Step forward.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Or are you no better
than sheep...

{\a1\pos(12,460)}...who are led to the slaughter?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Baa. [ Laugh ]

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-...too harshly. We are people--
-We need more Calgon.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}My husband's some hot shot.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Ancient Chinese secret, huh?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Ator's prehistoric cave dwellers
of Milwaukee

{\a1\pos(117,460)}are a long way apart.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}But they have
one thing in common.

{\a1\pos(36,460)}Caveland means
the best human hearts available,

{\a1\pos(12,460)}and Milwaukee means sacred wine.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Now, Ator...

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Cream or sugar?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}st, let us drink to your return.

{\a1\pos(36,460)}-Okay, let's do that.
-Then we will discuss your plan.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Drink it all. Sometimes
the poison's on the bottom.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}--the village of your ancestors.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-May your stay--
-I've heard this part.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-For all of us.
-Hi, Walt.

{\a1\pos(204,460)}I thank you
and drink to the health,

{\a1\pos(117,460)}prosperity and liberty
of your people.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Hey, not bad.

{\a1\pos(162,460)}Hm.
Champagne makes me giggly.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Giggles ]

{\a1\pos(33,460)}But let us organize ourselves.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}I smell a rat, a big commie rat.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}I'll need your strongest men
to build defenses.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}It's Timothy Leary.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}I guess Liddy will have to do
the tour without him.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Let's get to work.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}My name is Ravani.

{\a1\pos(162,460)}Tell Ator
they're going to trap him.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Mm-hm.

{\a1\pos(78,460)}Yeah, yeah.
Get some sleep, Quentin, okay?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Is your ear drained?
Good.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Hello?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Your spit bucket's full.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Okay, so, uh,
I just go now, okay?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Um, I just leave the sign on
so the maid makes the room?

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Okay.
[ Hums ]

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I close the door.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Are you done with your drink?
[ Evil laugh ]

{\a1\pos(54,460)}We secretly switched Ator's
coffee with Folgers crystals.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Let's watch.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Huh?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-He is huge.
-Timber!

{\a1\pos(12,460)}All right. Now we call this film
The Wong Dwellers. Aw, yeah.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Thong.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Thong. Yeah, Thong.
Thorry.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Satellite picture shows clouds
are coming in from the west,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}but this should burn off
by about noon.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Before the dawn of time,
a race of druids.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Nobody knew who they were
or where they came from.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Cool.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Boy, that cleared up
really quick.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}I told you it would.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}We've been betrayed.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-Oh, darn it.
-But still alive.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Think so?
-Thong is free.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}I wonder if it wouldn't have
been easier--

{\a1\pos(54,460)}if we had just kept on going
to the aid of my father.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Oh. Monday morning quarterback.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}No one's life is more important
than another's.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Except mine.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Your father would have
done the same.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Wear a tiny leather bikini?

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Hmm?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}This is CNN, Luke.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Check it out, they worship
the Munsingwear Penguin.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Uh, pardon us, did you see

{\a1\pos(96,460)}a tiny little fox
run through here?

{\a1\pos(306,460)}No?

{\a1\pos(33,460)}The village elder was the one

{\a1\pos(201,460)}who lured you
to come to help us.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}In other words, those two
were part of the plan.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Yes.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}I wish they were part
of the plot.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Some of us were against it
and wanted to fight,

{\a1\pos(180,460)}but the majority
were too terrified.

{\a1\pos(78,460)}The elder's going
to hand you over to the Kungs.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}In exchange, they promise
to stop killing our people.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-All right, who's talking?
-I can't figure it out.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Must be the director.
-...allied with Zor.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}And what happened to Ravani?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}The new elder has been
slowly poisoning him,

{\a1\pos(117,460)}because he knew Ravani
would warn you if he could.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Fun.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}I think Ravani must be dead
by now.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Yah! Yah!

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Hey, it's Teddy Roosevelt
and the Roughriders.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I think it's the Kurds.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-And whey? [ Chuckles ]
-Yes, whey.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Laughs ]

{\a1\pos(54,460)}They are terrifying, aren't
they? With those bandanas...

{\a1\pos(96,460)}And they all look
very Machiavellian

{\a1\pos(117,460)}with their shirts off.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Yeah.
-Machiavellian?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-Hiya, Phil.
-Morning, Tom.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}A month has now passed,
old one.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-Have you done what you said?
-We have kept our promise.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Now you must keep yours.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}I give you Ator, and in return,

{\a1\pos(12,460)}our village will no longer
have to sacrifice

{\a1\pos(138,460)}to your serpent god.

{\a1\pos(183,460)}-Ah!
-Uh, that must mean "no".

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-I think so.
-Oh!

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Grr!

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Yeehoo!

{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Screaming ]

{\a1\pos(33,460)}These are the pillage people.
[ Chuckles ]

{\a1\pos(201,460)}[ Screaming ]

{\a1\pos(306,460)}-No!
-No!

{\a1\pos(54,460)}It's not fair. I'm the star
of the show. [ Sobs ]

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh, duh, I'm sure.
My hair is getting singed.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Last time I go club-hopping
with this guy.

{\a1\pos(162,460)}Honey,
start lighting those huts.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}The other two...

{\a1\pos(117,460)}We'll get them later.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}A job well done.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}No!

{\a1\pos(306,460)}No!

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Please.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Oh.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Looks like the back lot
at Universal.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}No, no, ah!

{\a1\pos(183,460)}Feel the burn.
Come on, go for the burn.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Hey, here's just a wild idea:

{\a1\pos(78,460)}why don't you rotate
to the other side of the pole,

{\a1\pos(117,460)}where the fire isn't?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}This scene brought to you
by Kingsford Charcoal.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Edges light quickly.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}You know, they shouldn't have
filmed this at Yellowstone.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Yay!
-All right.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}All right. Finally.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}-Oh.
-Aw.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-It's them again.
-Yeah.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}I'll probably rip this out.
It was there when we moved in.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Good foundation, though.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Had a little trouble
with silverfish,

{\a1\pos(12,460)}but that's just for a few weeks
in the spring.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Aw, hiya, Phil.
How's the snake hangin'?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-I love that joke.
- [ Chuckles ]

{\a1\pos(138,460)}That's a cute story.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Hey, who's the new guy?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}They're so sad.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Somebody say something.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Geez.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}And that guy with the beard
really looks bitter.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Yeah.

{\a1\pos(57,460)}I'm the best-looking man
in the middle ages. My, my, my!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Hi, Fred.
Hi, everyone.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Looking good, Simone.
Sorry I'm late.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Hi.

{\a1\pos(78,460)}-Hello.
-Hey. What are you lookin' at?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Here is the treasure I owe you.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}You can count it.
I don't mind.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}And I trust you will also accept
a little personal offering.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Thanks.
-From me to your god.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}It's a new car! [ Cheering ]
Oh. Sorry.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}The Bangles?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}I want to thank you
for your offering,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}though it weren't
in our agreement.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Oh, close your robe.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}But do not think you'll be able
to exchange Ator...

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-...or the girl for them.
-Darn.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}It will be my honor--

{\a1\pos(138,460)}to perform the rites
of sacrifice personally.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}I used the word "offering"

{\a1\pos(96,460)}precisely because
I didn't expect

{\a1\pos(33,460)}anything in exchange from you.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}I'm trying to say I'm sorry.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}I consider
our mutual agreement...

{\a1\pos(12,460)}to be entirely fulfilled.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Hi-- I don't-

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-Your father is safe and well.
-In Hell.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Unfortunately, I won't be able
to say the same to him of you.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Or of you to him or, uh,
well, never mind.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}All my efforts
to have you freed...

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Don't touch the hair.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I work on the hair
and you touch it.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}...don't mean a thing.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}It's obvious you're not cut out
for good deeds.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Anyway, it will be
less repugnant

{\a1\pos(180,460)}to be strangled
by a thousand serpents

{\a1\pos(117,460)}than to have to endure
your smile.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}I see. What does, uh,
"repugnant" mean again?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Oh, no matter.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Uh-huh.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Hm, yes, well.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}You don't find me repugnant,
do you?

{\a1\pos(57,460)}-Hm.
-You have defeated my magician.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}You have defeated my warriors.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}But all your science
has proved helpless

{\a1\pos(96,460)}against the powers
of imagination and cunning.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}May I just, uh,
cup one of your pecs?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}I was sure
that your weak point...

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-Ding, dong.
-...was your goodness.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Your eagerness for good deeds
has betrayed you, Ator.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}The master won't be very pleased
with his prize pupil.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Tits all over-- I mean,
it's all over for you, Ator.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}I know we've been breast--
Best friends.

{\a1\pos(225,460)}-Damn.
-Has the mighty Ator...

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Nipple.
-...nothing to say?

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Shh.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Must be cold in there.
-Mm-hm.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-I have only one thing to say.
-Plastics.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}We will meet again.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Don't know where,
don't know when.

{\a1\pos(204,460)}Your master
has taught me one thing:

{\a1\pos(96,460)}the dividing line
between goodness...

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-...and stupidity...
-Mm-hm?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}...is very, very fine.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Come on, girls.
Let's go.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Begin the sacrifice.
-Oh, wait a minute.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}The tape's not cued up. Oh.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-I got it.
-Come on, move!

{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Drightened cries ]
[ Hums ]

{\a1\pos(264,460)}[ Sobs ]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Rattle ]

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Please! Oh!

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-There's a maraca down there.
-Mm-hm.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Get over there!

{\a1\pos(138,460)}I can't go in there.
Susan Hayward's down there.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Whoa.
-Uh, all right.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Uh, am I late? Uh--

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Hi, Travis. Uh-

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Do I look good or what?
Yes, yes.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}I shall now sacrifice

{\a1\pos(99,460)}for all your help and
for the powerful protection--

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Yeah, yeah, powerful protection.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Yeah. Uh-huh, uh-huh.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}--as well as Mila,
daughter of Akronas

{\a1\pos(141,460)}and Ator,
ruler of the eastern lands.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I pray that these human
sacrifices will please you.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}So that you will favor us

{\a1\pos(96,460)}and we can conquer
our enemies--

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Think of something, Thong.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}--in Your name,
mightiest of gods.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-All right, down you go.
-Oh, no!

{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Screams ]

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Huh?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Hey, this isn't so bad in here.
I could really get used to this.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}- [ Whimpers ]
-Kinda pleasant.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Snake problem, though.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}No!

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-[ Whimpers ]
-What?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-Oh, my God.
- [ Growl ]

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Oh, wait a minute, folks.
We have snakes growling here.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Throw in the next one.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Just like the other one.
-No. No!

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Oh!

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Hey, what happened
to the first girl?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Whimpers ]

{\a1\pos(117,460)}[ Whimpers, screams ]
[ Wails ]

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Look, I'm way over here.
Calm down, I just ate.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}I can't eat another thing
for another six months.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-You're in great shape.
-[Growling]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Growling again.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}[ Hissing, growling ]
[ Whimpers ]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}You know, Streep
was up for this role.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Oh. Huh?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Chuckles ] Snakes that growl,
huh? That's-- [ Chuckles ]

{\a1\pos(141,460)}The slower
and more painful the death,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}the more pleased will be
the serpent god.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}You know, he told me that

{\a1\pos(96,460)}really in the strictest
confidence.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}All right, throw down
another one.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Just like the other one.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Wait, I'm 4F. Oh!

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Ah! Ah! No, please!

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Man, Gomez is really
taking his time.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Come on.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Wails ]

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Here comes the creepy mouse.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}He's padding.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}No!

{\a1\pos(306,460)}-No!
-[ Wails ]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Oh, well.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}And now the fourth victim
to please our omnipotent god.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Uh-huh.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}No, no!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}I beg you!

{\a1\pos(138,460)}I'll just hide here
behind this chaise-lounge.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Wails ]
[ Hissing ]

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Yeah.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Oh, this is a Comfort Rest
adjustable bed.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Wails ] No, no!

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Oh, look. Anal retentive snakes.
They lined up the skulls.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}No! [ Screams ]

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Shut up. Come on.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}I'd like to move that hair
out of his face. Geez.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Yeah.
-[ Wails ]

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Aw, he's taking her home
for later.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Bye.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}That was neat.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}All right, you're next.
Come on!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Whimpers ] No!

{\a1\pos(180,460)}In you go.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Psst, hey, Ator,

{\a1\pos(117,460)}I'm behind the filler
linoleum post over here.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Yeah, it's cool.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Wails ]
[ Growling ]

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-What's he gonna do?
-Ow!

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Ooh.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Accept, oh lord of serpents
and evil, this fifth maiden,

{\a1\pos(180,460)}which we,
your servants offer you.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}May your spirit and strength
be transmitted to us

{\a1\pos(117,460)}so that we may reign--

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Have to cut through your wrist.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Now the man.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Always knew
I would be an apostle.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Ouch, I landed
on my eight-sided dice.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Groans ]

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Now her.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Uh-oh.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Come on, in you go.
Get in the bidet, sister.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-[ Struggles ]
-Insy-winsy, come on.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Aha!
-Ator, look out!

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-Here we go.
-[ Groans ]

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Now we finally have some action.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Oop.
-All right.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Ator, be careful!
-Let's get busy.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh, no, we gotta go now.

{\a1\pos(99,460)}-Oh, no.
-Just when it's getting good.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Yeah.
-Dag gone it.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-That's just the way it is.
-Carry me.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}-No.
-Forget it.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}I'll kill you myself, Ator!

{\a1\pos(264,460)}[ Hums ]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Oh, say, Joel?
-Mm-hm?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Why is it when they punch
each other in this movie

{\a1\pos(12,460)}it doesn't sound anything
like a punch?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Yeah, it sounds more
like a bag full of sardines

{\a1\pos(54,460)}thrown against a pole barn.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Well, you're not too far off,
you skipsters.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}You see, sound effects artists
use a technique

{\a1\pos(117,460)}called foley to create
those sounds.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}It's interesting, isn't it?

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Mm, no.
-Not really.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}I don't think so. No.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}I think maybe
you should humor me.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Oh, okay.
-Sure.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-Oh, foley, what do you know?
-Very interesting.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-Sounds cool.
-Yeah, tell us.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Well, I'm glad you asked, boys.

{\a1\pos(141,460)}Foley artists
use a lot of ordinary items

{\a1\pos(117,460)}found around the home
or office

{\a1\pos(138,460)}to create convincing
sound effects.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Oh, like the sound of, uh,
fists slamming into jaws?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Right. But let's get started
with something simple.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}An easy way to make
a horse trotting

{\a1\pos(33,460)}is to use a pair of coconuts.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}-Oh.
-Cocy-nuts?

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Right.
Now listen.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}- [ Clops ]
-Ah.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}It's the sound
of a quarter horse

{\a1\pos(180,460)}gelding on
a cobblestone courtyard.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}It's pretty convincing,
isn't it?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Yeah, but what if the horse
is on grass, hm?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh, you add these handy
sod muffs, okay?

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Oh.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Whoa, all of a sudden
we're at Aqueduct.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Yeah, you can do
all kinds of stuff.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Like, uh, take punches.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Oh, I'd rather not.
-Not in the mouth.

{\a1\pos(141,460)}I mean-- I mean,
the sound of punches, okay?

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Traditionally, a leather glove
against a heavy metal

{\a1\pos(96,460)}or a heavy punching bag
was used, okay?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Heavy metal punching bag.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Ooh.
-Oh.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}But the sound
in this Ator movie

{\a1\pos(96,460)}is much, much cheesier.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Right, I'm way
ahead of you, buddy.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}You just use these,
uh, goggles here.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Yeah?
-Okay?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}And you use a pair of Hollywood
meat slammers, okay?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Add your own grunts.
-Real meat.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-[ Grunts ]
-Oh.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-[ Grunts ]
-Ew.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Haikiba!
-[ Grunts ]

{\a1\pos(120,460)}-Like that.
-That is absolutely perfect,

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-But-- But why the goggles?
-Eye protection.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Now, I want you to name me
a sound,

{\a1\pos(12,460)}and I bet I can foley it.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}I got it, I got it.
Uh, do-- Do the ocean.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Okay, that's easy. Just add
birdshot to a drum head.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Wow.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Ooh.
-Say, that's cool.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Yeah, it's neat, huh?
-Okay, I got another one.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Let's see, um,

{\a1\pos(99,460)}how about the sound
of somebody's spine cracking?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Oh, that's easy. Use celery.
Make sure it's fresh.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Okay.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}-Oh!
-Ah!

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Ooh.
-Whoo.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}That's too easy, guys.
Gimme a hard one.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Oh, okay, I got it.
A herd of buffalo.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Oh, no problem.
Box full of hamsters.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Huh?

{\a1\pos(183,460)}-Poor guys.
-Uh, did I say "buffalo"?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}I meant water buffalo.

{\a1\pos(183,460)}-[ Giggles ]
-Oh, well, that's simple.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}You just add some milk.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}-Ew.
-Uh-huh.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Poor little guys.
-Check it out.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Well, okay now.
I got a tough one.

{\a1\pos(120,460)}-Yeah?
-A rubber Wellington boot...

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-...stuck in the mud.
-Oh, that's easy.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}You just fill a pair of
pantyhose with some Jell-O.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Ugh.
-Like that.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Wow.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Oh, yeah.
-See? Easy.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Cool.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-All right, uh, do a scream.
-Yeah, that's a good one.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Do a scream.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Oh, there's a lot of ways
to do that.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}But I'll show you this way.
Just take an--

{\a1\pos(12,460)}For a man's voice, you just take
an Ohio Bluetip match...

{\a1\pos(57,460)}-Uh-huh.
-...strike it against somebody.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}-Ow!
-[ Laughs ] See?

{\a1\pos(306,460)}-Ah!
-Yeah, it's simple.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Okay, now, how about
a woman's scream, Joel?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Oh, well, then, for a woman
you set fire to TV's Madam.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Oh, that's easy enough.
-Oh, don't mind my hat!

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-Oh, no! Oh!
-See, it's simple.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}There she goes.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Help me, buddy.
I'm flaming!

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh, get me some alcohol.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}That's a great scream, huh?
Cool.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Oh, help me! Help me!
-We'll be right back.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Whoa!
-Aha!

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-Oh, that was action.
-Oh, yipes.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Yee!
-Whew.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Would be the mother lovin'...

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-...pitchin of all sock puppets?
-Yes, that's what it is.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}You might say
he's coilin' a cobra.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Laughs ]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Big time.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}And you know what?
He's not slimy at all.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}That's 'cause he's made
out of velour.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Yeah, that's probably it.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}A planet where snakes
evolved from men.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Uh, you know, um--

{\a1\pos(33,460)}you can jump in here any time.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Uh, no problem. No, I got it.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}That's okay, you just stay doin'
what you're doin' over there.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}That's okay.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Quick, hand me a hanger.
-[ Chuckles ]

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Just cut the wires, Ator.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Oh, oh.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}This is for Kukla.

{\a1\pos(36,460)}Yeah, and--
and this one's for Fran Allison.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Yeah.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}I'm comin', baby boy.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Huh.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Well.
-Well.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-That was neat.
-Are you all right?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Sighs ]

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-You got a cigarette?
-Thanks.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Let's stay up and talk a while.
-I'm spent.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}K2, rising majestically
above the Nepalese highlands.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Or not.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}It's too quiet.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Too, too quiet.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Tunk, tunk.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Is there another way up
to the castle?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Behind the wall
there's a secret passage.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Maybe we could slip in
unnoticed.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}We'll never free your father
without them knowing it.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}How secret could it be if, uh,
he knows about it?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}We'll have to fight them.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}The three of us?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}No, just me.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}You were a big help
with the snake.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}We haven't anyone else.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Gomez, you wanna take
a line, buddy?

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Tunk.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}If I remember correctly,
there's another way in.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Yes, it's still there.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}It opens into
the underground passage.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}It's a super-secret
double dog entry.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Hm.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}You and Thong go in that way.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Uh, it's Dong, sir.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-No, it is Thong, is Thong.
-Thong. Thong, ah.

{\a1\pos(36,460)}Do you hear something?
I could swear I heard something.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}I'll keep them busy outside.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Crazed laughter ]

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Everything's gonna be all right.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}He must have something in mind.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}So you live around here much?
Do you?

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Oh.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-Oh, come on!
-What the--?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-[ Laughs ]
-Terrific.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Oh.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}I am the luckiest boy
in the world.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I have slipped the surly
bounds of Earth

{\a1\pos(54,460)}and touched the hand of God.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}This is a little ridiculous.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Okay, so he kills a deer,
he tans the hides,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}he stretches the skins,

{\a1\pos(117,460)}he makes some anodized
aluminum frame,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}he learns how to extrude
and weld

{\a1\pos(12,460)}all in about five minutes, huh?

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Whew.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Learned aerodynamics.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Boy, you get up here,
everything looks small.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Only one problem,

{\a1\pos(33,460)}how do I get this thing down?
Oh!

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Man, it looks like he flew

{\a1\pos(117,460)}into an Omnimax show,
doesn't it?

{\a1\pos(78,460)}-[ Hums ]
-He flew into another country.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}[ Singing ] Ator flies
and so does my heart

{\a1\pos(12,460)}In his kite made of string
and sticks and bamboo

{\a1\pos(36,460)}-[ Sobs ]
[ Singing ] I fly along with you

{\a1\pos(180,460)}It's so pretty.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Singing ]
I go along for the ride

{\a1\pos(264,460)}[ Sobs ]

{\a1\pos(201,460)}I'm not stupid
like the rest of them

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Ator, Ator, my sweet friend
-Friend...

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Huh?
-Huh?

{\a1\pos(306,460)}-Oh.
-Oh, sorry.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Clears throat ]

{\a1\pos(33,460)}What? Oh, that posit-- crazy--
[ Laughs ] He's killed me.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Gomez, I've invented the wheel.

{\a1\pos(57,460)}Ator Thomas Peterson,
you get down here this instant.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}It's not just Ator that's
flying, it's the human spirit.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Let's get outta here.

{\a1\pos(78,460)}Help me, I don't know
how to get this thing to work.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Good-bye.
-Good-bye, folks.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Good-bye.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Singing ] And he flies
with his stupid contraption

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I think I just invented
air-sickness.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Laughs ]

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Meanwhile, at the wineries
of Ernest and Julio Gallo--

{\a1\pos(183,460)}Tommy Smothers
is raising quite a havoc.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Mm-hm.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Uh, my hub--
My hubcap's chafing.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Ooh.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Huh. This must be the secret
passageway. Let's go.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}- [ Singing ] So high
-Oh.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Flying...

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Great, this is the opening
of from Where Eagles Dare.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Mm-hm.
-I've seen this.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Weyerhaeuser is committed

{\a1\pos(201,460)}to preserving
our natural resources.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}I can see my house from here!

{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Singing ]
We're flying so free

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Hey, it's anamorphic.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Huh?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-Squished out.
-We're in Vienna?

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Hey.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Hey, look up there.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-What is it? A bird?
-It's a bird!

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-It's a plane! It's Superman!
-Oh, I've seen that comic.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-It's a graphic novel, Joel.
-Oh, right. I'm sorry.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Hey, Carl, this is
George Kennedy.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Uh, we're gonna
talk you down now.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}You're crazy. It can't be.

{\a1\pos(183,460)}Hold on.
There's a man in the sky.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Huh?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}A man in the sky?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Get out of here.
Enough of your lies.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I think I blew my cover.
[ Chuckles ]

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Is that Ator up there?

{\a1\pos(36,460)}-Yes.
-Or are you just glad to see me?

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Because I taught him
the theory of flight.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}And if you had been
a better student, Zor,

{\a1\pos(12,460)}you could be flying, too.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Ooh.

{\a1\pos(99,460)}-Theory.
-There's those meat slammers.

{\a1\pos(99,460)}Theory of flight? I'll
teach you the theory of fist!

{\a1\pos(12,460)}You can go on beating me--

{\a1\pos(12,460)}But knee me in the groin first.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Because Ator is better than you,
he'll vanquish you.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}We'll see about that.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Oh! That one stung.
He hit on that one.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-Connected.
-Made contact.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Singing ]
Landing music

{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Singing ]
He's in trouble

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Pretty.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}I gotta land.
I'm almost outta fuel.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Huh?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh, it's an Alpine White
commercial.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Well, looks like he flew
into 17th century Bulgaria,

{\a1\pos(33,460)}and that's Mad Ludwig's castle
right there.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Spitting noises ]

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Ooh, right in the turret. Ooh.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Singing ]
Doo doo doo

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Message for you, sir.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Run for your lives!
Help!

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Whoo.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Oh, he also made bombs

{\a1\pos(138,460)}while he was makin'
that kite there.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Oh, it looks like he's gonna
carpet bomb.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}-Mm-hm.
-Yep.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Yeah.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}All right, you crummy rats,

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Henry Kissinger says
Merry Christmas.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Whistling bomb noises ]

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Whoa. That's for calling me
a femme. Oh.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh, he didn't even throw
that one.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Damn, no handrail.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Oh, that's a nice, uh,
well-lit secret passageway.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Well, it's secret, but they
didn't wanna get carried away.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Okay, uh, thrust,
parry, advance,

{\a1\pos(33,460)}cross, thrust, back, thrust...

{\a1\pos(120,460)}Here's one
from my old pal Melvin Ladd!

{\a1\pos(12,460)}[ Whistling bomb noises ]

{\a1\pos(36,460)}-[ Screams ]
-God, they hit Charlie McCarthy.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Oh, yeah.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Spitting noise ]

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Whoo.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Oh, I love this.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}This is gonna be my regular
Saturday night thing.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Who's your old regular
Saturday night thing?

{\a1\pos(204,460)}[ Singing ]
Doo doo doo, doo doo doo

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-I thought the movie was done.
-Hey, what?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Oh, he's landing
in the outback now.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Oh, ah?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-How'd he do that?
-How'd I do that?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}I suppose he's got a tank
in the courtyard now.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Yeah, and it's made
outta coconuts.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Right.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}I think I can, I think I can,
ink I can, I think I can. Uh-oh.

{\a1\pos(120,460)}This is for you. Ha!
And there's one for you. Ha!

{\a1\pos(12,460)}There's a little bit more
for you.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}That stung.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Thank you.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Pardon me. Thank you.
Coming through.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I know the nucleus
is in here somewhere.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}And you had better tell me
where it is.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}He'd probably tell you if
you'd stop pushin' him around.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Or I'll kill you
with my own bare hands.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}I'm warning you.

{\a1\pos(183,460)}Now, tell me,
where have you hidden it?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}It's over by the protons,
you can't miss it.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Groaning ]

{\a1\pos(12,460)}If I can't have it, nobody will.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Hey, he's gonna cut the heck
out of his thighs

{\a1\pos(96,460)}with those swords.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}No!

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-You will die!
-No.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Ator!

{\a1\pos(306,460)}-No.
-Tadaa!

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Come on.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}They call me Atra,

{\a1\pos(180,460)}and I don't come
with a comfort strip.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}I'm not afraid of you.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Okay, well, maybe a little.
-Hm.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}So the mighty Ator
needs two swords

{\a1\pos(96,460)}to fight with, does he?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}ry is the ignorant man's weapon.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Grunts ]

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Aha.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}So the mighty longhaired
John Saxon

{\a1\pos(12,460)}needs two swords to fight.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Fight!

{\a1\pos(141,460)}-Fight.
-Is this the mighty Ator...

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Uh, no, that's a pole.
-...the living legend?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Wait, who said "living legend"?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Have you lost your nerve?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Oh, come on.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Yeah, he ran to the ends
of the earth,

{\a1\pos(117,460)}he invented the wheel,
he's had a long day.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Long day.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Look, the Desiderata's
on the wall over there.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}It's the original.

{\a1\pos(204,460)}-Fight!
-Not gonna help him now.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Uh-uh.

{\a1\pos(57,460)}He's not much
without his hang glider, is he?

{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Chuckles ]

{\a1\pos(306,460)}No!

{\a1\pos(306,460)}No!

{\a1\pos(306,460)}No.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Oh, no.

{\a1\pos(183,460)}-[ Grunts ]
-You have wonderful pecs.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Made you blink.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}No.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Is that a comic book
over there--?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}It's not a comic book,
it's a graphic novel.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}It's a graphic novel.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-For crying out loud.
-It's not good enough.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Okay, now that-- that's good.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Can he do that?
-Now I'll cut you in two.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-Into what?
-[ Laughs ]

{\a1\pos(96,460)}[ Attack grunts ]

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Oh, bad place.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Oh, oh, ouch.
Owie, ow, ow, owie.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}No, Ator, you can't.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Zor is disarmed.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}If you kill him now,
you'll be guilty of murder.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Wait until he is tried
by the high court

{\a1\pos(12,460)}of the league of peaceful lands.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh, he's making that up.

{\a1\pos(57,460)}-What is this, BC Law?
-They will see justice is done.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}They will make him pay
for his crimes,

{\a1\pos(12,460)}but for us to take the law
into our hands

{\a1\pos(96,460)}puts on the level
of the barbarian.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}We are barbarians.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}To destroy life isn't something
Man should take upon himself.

{\a1\pos(99,460)}What are you,
Lucas Tanner all of a sudden?

{\a1\pos(78,460)}So what the heck did I
hang glide in here for anyway?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Could've wrapped that up sooner.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Now, beat it.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}[ Chuckles ]

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Ator, be careful!

{\a1\pos(222,460)}-[ Grunts ]
-Huh?

{\a1\pos(57,460)}-Hurts, don't it?
-Give my mustache to... Trevor.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Gasps ]

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Trevor.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Hey, thanks a lot, Dong.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}I'll visit you in prison,

{\a1\pos(138,460)}bake you a rice cake
with a saw in it, buddy.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-I mean, thanks.
-Father! Ator!

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Are you all right?
-Yeah, I'm fine.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Is Charles in Charge over?
Thanks for showing up.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Thank goodness you're safe.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Gasps ]
[ Sobs ]

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-Hey, come on.
-Thanks to Ator...

{\a1\pos(96,460)}How about a little sugar
for Ator over here? Huh? Hm?

{\a1\pos(246,460)}Thong?
No, it's a dance belt.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}I'll be with you in a minute.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Your father gave me the nucleus.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}I'm taking it back with me.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Oh, and, uh, there was some
turkey and stuff in the fridge.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}I made myself a sandwich.
Hope you don't mind.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Mila, I wanted to say that...

{\a1\pos(12,460)}You don't have to say anything.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}I know you must fight evil
wherever it occurs.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}My life is too dangerous
to share with you.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Mm-hm.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}You must follow your destiny.
Alone.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}With Chad.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Good-bye, Mila.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}After I've finished,
I'll be back.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}And I'll look
like a leather pancake.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Yes.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Take care of yourself and
your father. He needs you.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Laughs ]

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Uh, I gotta go model for a line
of action figures. I'll see you.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Watch over them, Thong.
-I think I can do that.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}He is, like, so cool!

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Oh.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Miles O'Keefe will be back

{\a1\pos(138,460)}in Where Angels Go,
Trouble Follows.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Hey, feedback. Neat.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Lest the nucleus fall
into unscrupulous hands,

{\a1\pos(201,460)}and the Earth
and all living creatures

{\a1\pos(12,460)}be consumed in a seething
cauldron of annihilation...

{\a1\pos(138,460)}-Anybody got a clue?
-...Ator destroyed it.

{\a1\pos(183,460)}-Hm.
-Perhaps in the future...

{\a1\pos(54,460)}...Man would be wise enough
to use this Promethean...

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Actually, Mrs. O'Leary's cow
kicked it over.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}-Ah.
-Oh, yeah.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Mankind, you make me
want to vomit.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Go away, just go away.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}I'm so sick of you.
Get outta here.

{\a1\pos(264,460)}Come on.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Well, this is neat,

{\a1\pos(12,460)}but what the heck does it
have to do with the movie?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Uh... uh.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}your guess is as good as mine.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Think they ran out
of things to do.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Yeah.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Throw a little Oppenheimer
in here right now.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Hey, I see a president's face
up there.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}I see a bunny.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Huh.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Ah, but enough of this.
-[ Laughs ]

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Let's escape to Wisconsin.
-Yeah.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Looks like he traded in
his hang glider for a horse.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}He probably built
that horse, too.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Yeah, I bet he did.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Out of mud and sticks.
-Raised it from a pup.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}-Beautiful animal, isn't he?
-Yeah.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}-Hey, look, tire tracks.
-[ Laughs ]

{\a1\pos(36,460)}-God!
-The inherent goodness of Man...

{\a1\pos(12,460)}The inherent dullness of riding.

{\a1\pos(141,460)}...to do battle,
wherever Man's oppressed...

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Wherever there's kids laughing
'cause they're hungry

{\a1\pos(33,460)}-and they know supper's ready.
-...and free from bondage...

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Whenever there's a cop
beating up on a guy.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}...too powerful or protected

{\a1\pos(117,460)}to avoid his rightful
punishment.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}He is the guardian of knowledge
and the hope of the future.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-Yeah, right.
-Ator the avenger.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Whoa! Huh?

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-What?
-Who are--?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh, the guardians of BO,

{\a1\pos(180,460)}all of a sudden.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}No, that's--

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Those are the screenwriters.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Take your best shot, guys.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}I gotta get something heavy

{\a1\pos(117,460)}to throw. [ Chuckles ]

{\a1\pos(138,460)}This is really cute,

{\a1\pos(96,460)}these credits here, huh?

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Hey, it's the new kids

{\a1\pos(222,460)}in the cave.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Oh.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}You know, they couldn't even
find an exciting enough scene

{\a1\pos(138,460)}from their own movie
to show with the credits.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}This looks like the Jefferson
Junior High production

{\a1\pos(222,460)}of Godspell.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}I think so, yeah.

{\a1\pos(201,460)}I missed that.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-[ Rhythmic humming ]
-Uh, um, no, those--

{\a1\pos(180,460)}No, no, no, no.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}The Mohawk goes the other way.
You look like a turkey.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Or kind of like
a bath brush too.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Yeah.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Walk like an Egyptian.
Kakonkajong.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Hey, chicken head.
Hey, chicken head. [ Laughs ]

{\a1\pos(36,460)}-Who said that?
-[ Laughs ] [ Rhythmic humming ]

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Now, where is my shirt?

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Apion, I need to borrow
some money.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}I think he's looking
for James Franciscus

{\a1\pos(138,460)}and Charlton Heston.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}-[ Rhythmic humming ]
-Oh, wow.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}[ Rhythmic humming ]

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Kinda groovy.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Okay, let's get outta this dog
right now.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-Huh?
-Who is it?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}-We gotta go.
-Oh.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}Uh, oh, hi.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Hey, it's Chad and Trevor.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}They found each other.

{\a1\pos(285,460)}-What?
-What do you want?

{\a1\pos(201,460)}Come on, what?

{\a1\pos(54,460)}It wasn't that bad, was it?
Come on.

{\a1\pos(222,460)}I liked it.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Growls ]

{\a1\pos(204,460)}Look, booby,
when we send you a film,

{\a1\pos(54,460)}they're supposed to be bad.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-What do you want from us?
-I mean, we--

{\a1\pos(54,460)}We have it worse than them.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}We have to watch you
watching the film.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}[ Sighs ]

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Okay, look, it's bad enough

{\a1\pos(12,460)}that this was clearly the worst
film you have ever sent us,

{\a1\pos(54,460)}but it was also filled with
continuity problems to boot.

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Yep.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}My colleague Crow
will elucidate.

{\a1\pos(180,460)}-Uh, I'll what?
-You'll show 'em.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Oh, right, right.
Okay.

{\a1\pos(33,460)}Uh, anyway, uh, frame 1:22:47.
Uh, Cambot, bring that up.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}A pan of a field,
yet seen clearly in the back,

{\a1\pos(33,460)}somebody's been four-wheelin'.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Okay, next frame, please,

{\a1\pos(180,460)}uh, 2:16:25:03.
Thank you, Cambot.

{\a1\pos(54,460)}Forgiving the fact that Ator
is flying a hang glider,

{\a1\pos(201,460)}he's doing it.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}over a modern city!
[ Sighs ]

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Okay, now,
the piece of resistance.

{\a1\pos(117,460)}Cambot, 2:02:0, 4, 3.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Okay, during the raping
and pillaging,

{\a1\pos(117,460)}a prehistoric caveman

{\a1\pos(96,460)}is clearly seen wearing
a pair of Ray-bans.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Who's that behind
the Foster Grants? It's Ogg!

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Yeah, and what about
Scarecrow's brain?

{\a1\pos(306,460)}Huh?

{\a1\pos(12,460)}What do you want from us?
We're evil!

{\a1\pos(285,460)}Evil!

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Yep, I guess you could say

{\a1\pos(180,460)}we're cut
from a different cloth.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}-Exactly, Frank. Push the butt-
-Guess you could say

{\a1\pos(180,460)}we're more evil
than a three-dollar bill.

{\a1\pos(96,460)}Push the button, Frank.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Guess you could say
the factory's still open,

{\a1\pos(180,460)}but we're makin'
different stuff now.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Would you just push the button?

{\a1\pos(180,460)}Ah, the button.

{\a1\pos(138,460)}Guess you could say
we're buying it wholesale

{\a1\pos(96,460)}and passin' the savings
on to you.

{\a1\pos(12,460)}Thong, the fish is ready.

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