My Dad the Rock Star (2003–2004): Season 1, Episode 5 - Angela D'Angelo - full transcript
When Willy spots the angelically beautiful Angela D?Angelo, it?s love at first sight. And the feeling?s mutual, as Angela asks Willy out on a ?pre-date? -- an event, it transpires, that consists of an interrogation at the hands of Angela?s neurotic parents.
♪ It’s so hard ♪
♪ Just to feel normal
♪ When everyone is completely
paranormal ♪
♪ And everything is totally
deranged ♪
♪ And you’re the only one who’s
sane ♪
♪ Sometimes it gets
so unbearable ♪
♪ But mostly I feel
unbelievable ♪
♪ And I’m a freak ’cause my dad
is a rock star ♪
♪ Yeah
♪ My dad is a rock star
♪ That’s it, the party’s over ♪
♪ Turn off the lights, I’m
leaving the stage ♪
♪ I just wanna get
a little more control ♪
♪ So nobody can tell me what to
do ♪
♪ Sometimes it gets
so unbearable ♪
♪ But mostly I feel
unbelievable ♪
♪ And I’m a freak, ’cause my dad
is a rock star ♪
♪ Yeah
♪ My dad is a rock star
♪ Yeah, yeah
♪
Ah-whoo!
♪
(Serenity giggling)
I understand how rock breaks
scissors, and scissors cut
paper, but then how can paper
beat rock?
It doesn’t make sense.
Sure it does.
It’s like when Mega CX took on
the Lava Leopard.
He just went right over him.
It’s got some thing to do
with physics, and the
irresistible force meeting a
thing or other object.
Yo, speakin’ of which.
(Whistling)
(Sighing)
Harumph.
Hey!
Urgh.
(Boys sighing)
They never learn, do they?
It’s amazing how some guys just
lose it over Angela D’Angelo,
dontcha think?
I said, don’t you think.
Looks like Willy’s just been
Mega CX’d by an irresistible
force.
Oh, great.
Willy’s infatuated, too.
Now this is totally nauseating.
Hi, I’m Willy.
I’m Angela.
Hi.
You know, you’re just about the
only boy here who hasn’t acted
ridiculous trying to impress me.
Oh, well, I’m sure I can
think of some thing.
And you’ve got a sense of
humour, too.
(Alyssa scoffing)
Well, I have to catch my bus
now, so... uhm...
Right, of course.
Well, uhm... Say, maybe some
time we could, uh...
Yes?
Well, I mean, if you’re not
too busy that is, we could
maybe...
Uh-huh?
You know, get together and,
uhm...
Go on a pre-date?
A pre-date?
I mean, yeah, a pre-date.
Sure, that would be awesome.
Really?
I mean, how about, uhm...
Tomorrow?
Yeah, tomorrow.
Should we warn him about her
weirdo parents?
Nah, he probably wouldn’t
listen any way, just like all
those other victims.
Sure, a pre-date tomorrow
sounds good to me.
My house at 4:00?
Perfect.
See you then.
Angela D’Angelo.
She and I have every thing in
common.
A crazy name, we go to the same
school, we... breathe oxygen.
We have a pre-date.
Wow, a pre-date!
What is a pre-date?
Poor Willy.
He’s got no idea what he’s in
for.
I don’t care what the other
girls do, I don’t babysit
without a rider on the contract.
4,291.
4,292.
4,293.
4,294.
4,295.
4,296.
4,297.
4,298.
4,299.
4,300.
Huh?
4,301, 4,302, 4,303, 4,304,
4,305, 4,306, 4,307, 4,308.
Hey!
(Serenity grumbling)
4,311, 4,312--
Hello.
I shouldn’t even be talking to a
gardener.
I mean, really.
4,314, 4,315.
Nothing!
I am the daughter of the famous
Rockzilla, you know.
What is this?
No one ignores me.
Well, fine.
Since you insist, here’s my cell
phone number.
Uh, now I’ve lost count.
Who ever you are, leave me
alone.
One, two--
(Serenity sighing)
Five, six, seven, eight,
nine, ten.
(Boy giggling)
Please!
Please, Moshy dears, don’t
swallow my phone.
It tastes nasty.
Ew, blah, yucky phone.
It’s only my way of
communicating with all the movie
moguls and modelling agents who
want a piece of me.
Please!
No!
Come here, Moshy.
Good, Moshy.
That’s it.
Stay boy.
Good, stay.
Who’s a good boy, huh, Moshy?
Serenity’s going to give her
Moshy-woshy a great, big--
Please come to the table.
Dinner is bonding time,
Serenity.
What if he calls me?
Serenity, try your deep
breathing.
(Serenity seething)
(Crashing)
SERENITY: Now, give me my
phone!
(Serenity screaming)
Angela...
I recognize those symptoms.
Talking to your dinner... it’s
classic Zilla.
He’s in love.
In love with his dinner?
Dear...
Mom, I have a pre-date.
What is a pre-date?
A pre-date?
It must be some sort of date
before the date.
Weird.
I mean... Oh, how wonderful!
I wonder what I can do
karmically.
Ooh, ooh.
I could try to influence the
planetary energy.
I’d settle for some advice.
It’s your first date.
My baby’s growing up.
(Sniffling)
I have to go inhale some
geranium oil.
(Phone ringing)
Hello?
Hello?
Dad, I came to ask for some
advice.
Sure, but first what do you
think of my new video for Rule--
hoo-hoo--Breaker?
♪ I seen some real bad ’tude ♪
♪ It’s uptight dudes ♪
♪ Who try to cheese your
groove ♪
♪ They shake their heads
♪ At your uncouth threads
♪ And cool down your lovin’
moods ♪
♪ They won’t get your joke ♪
♪ It makes their brain pans
smoke ♪
♪ Ignore your urgent pleas
♪ They’ll take the status quo ♪
♪ With no fries to go
♪ They’ll try to take my rock
from me ♪
♪ That’s why ya gotta ♪
♪ Locate a rule to break
♪ Get the whole world to shake
♪ Find a mind to make
♪ Eat a juicy steak
♪ And locate a rule to break
♪ Yeah yeah yeah-ah
♪ Locate a rule to break
♪ Yeah-ah
Get the meaning?
Don’t eat what ever’s in
science class?
No, my man.
That a rule should be broken
when the rule hurts people.
How about useful rules, like
rules for dating.
Dating?
You have a date?
Pre-date.
Whoa, Willy.
Master with the ladies.
Dad!
(Rock chuckling)
Sorry.
Uhm, sure, son.
Let’s go in to my lounge area
and discuss this matter with my
associate.
Uh, Dad?
You were going to give me
advice.
Skunk, how did it happen,
man?
They grow up, Rock.
They grow up.
So now Willy’s a chick
magnet, just like his father.
Sorry dude, there’s nothing I
can do about it.
I’ve got dominant genes.
Can we concentrate on advice?
Never mention a girl you’re
dating in television interviews,
just in case she turns out to be
a guy.
(Chuckling)
Uhm, but how do I hold her
hand, and get her parents to
like me?
BOTH: No idea.
Wait, how’s this?
Be yourself.
Good one.
You like that?
I wasn’t sure.
Maybe it should be do your own
thing, crazy man!
Oh, no.
I liked the first one better.
Excellent fathering, Rock.
Well, I do what I can.
Let’s see.
Square root of nine is... uhm...
Angela.
And 41 x Angela is--
(Knocking)
C-come in.
I’ve studied the moon, the
stars, I’ve read your chart and
examined the feng shui in your
room.
Yes.
And I’ve concluded that
you’re too young to date, Willy.
Oh, my goodness.
You’re only a baby.
My baby can’t date.
What?
Oh, uh... I mean...
I said I’ve concluded that you
must have a lion and a tiger at
the gate, in Chinese astrology
terms.
Which in our language
means...
(Babbling)
(Sobbing)
(Phone ringing)
Hello?
Hey, Willy?
It’s Alyssa.
Glad you called.
I need some advice about this
pre-date thing.
What a coincidence.
Q and I were just talking about
that, and our advice is...
Don’t do it.
Why not?
Angela’s perfect for me.
Willy, Angela has never been
on a date, because no guy has
ever made it past the pre-date
with her parents.
Maybe it’s just the guys.
Or maybe it’s because
Angela’s parents are psycho.
(Wailing)
Psycho sounds good to me.
Hi!
Hi!
Ahem.
Hello.
Ah, you must be William.
Uhm, these are for you.
My mother suggested--
(Shrieking)
The pollen and filth.
The flowers, they grow in dirt,
ya know!
It’s not some thing we like to
bring inside.
Oh.
Oh, that’s all right,
William.
No harm done.
We’ll incinerate them later.
They were nice, Willy.
Sorry about my crazy family.
That’s okay.
Don’t get me started about my
crazy family.
Well, let’s not stand here
letting Heaven knows what in to
the house.
Please enter, William.
Wow, nice... plastic.
William, please remove your
shoes in our home.
Oh, sorry.
Hold your breath, William.
We’ve got to make sure the
outside stays outside.
(Willy coughing)
Mom, I’m sure Willy doesn’t
need those.
Nonsense.
Here, William.
Slip these on.
They’ll form an effective
barrier between our carpet and
the microbial life forms that
breed in your socks.
♪
Please be seated.
This is your chair, isn’t it.
Uh, here, William.
Sit right here.
Here’s some freshly irradiated,
reconstituted apple juice.
(Gasping)
Oh, sorry.
Where does your family live,
William?
(Gulping)
Uhm, well...
♪
Over on Summer Street.
I see.
Does your father play golf?
He plays... other things.
(Giggling)
Oh, phewf.
Well, drink up.
This is my brother Damien.
Don’t let the parents
frighten you, Willy.
They’re on prison leave right
now, but they’re not dangerous.
(Giggling)
Damien!
Oh, he thinks he’s amusing.
Damien.
That’s an interesting name.
It means devil.
Oh.
(Giggling)
Well, I... uh... uhm...
Ow!
Sorry, some crazy girl’s been
following me and pretending to
be the daughter of Rockzilla.
As if.
Rockzillo, or what ever his
name is, is a degenerate who
should not be allowed to live in
this town, or on this planet,
for that matter!
We do no approve of listening
to that trash.
It corrupts the mind.
What do you think, William?
Uhm...
I think music is a pretty
personal choice.
I’m afraid I must declare you
wrong, for just like germs and
viruses, depraved music has
implications that spread through
society and effect us all.
Especially because it’s the
feeble minded who are most
susceptible to such pathogenic
ideas.
Well, smart people go to the
concerts, too.
Uhm...
So I’ve heard.
I get the distinct impression
you’ve been to a Rockzilla
concert.
Angela, go wash your hands.
Dad, I really don’t think
that’s--
Necessary.
Urgh!
(Giggling)
Say, what’s your dog’s name?
(Crinkling)
The name of our dog will be
of significance only if you
progress beyond the pre-dating
stage.
Willy, just tell them about
your parents.
It’s nothing to worry about.
Yes, what ever lineage you
have couldn’t possibly be worse
than having sprung from the
loins of that filthy--
Disgusting--
Beastly--
Rockzilla.
Well, I--
Not to mention what ever kind
of foul--
Self-loathing--
Scrupulous--
Fetid--
Maladroit of a woman would
possibly mate with that vermin
and hatch his offspring.
Hey, don’t you talk that way
about my parents!
(Gasping)
Stee-rike!
I’m afraid you’ll have to
leave now, William.
Listen, I don’t like dirty
socks, or extended guitar solos
either.
I’m perfectly normal!
(Willy groaning)
Hey, the Rule Breaker video
is makin’ headlines.
Check it out!
The whole country’s in an
uproar.
Great!
Bad press is good press.
No, bad press is bad press.
For once, I wish you wouldn’t
make the rest of us suffer
because you need to express your
crazy ideas.
Oh.
I sense the pre-date did not go
well.
I knew "be yourself" was crap
advice.
And then I come home, and Mom
and Dad are excited about the
bad press.
Angela’s parents sound crazy.
And I’m sure you’re
overreacting about the bad
press.
I mean...
Those are Angela’s parents.
Forget them.
People don’t understand the
new song and video.
I mean, it’s a good message, not
a bad one.
Yeah, but people need a sense
of humour to get it.
That could definitely pose a
problem.
Mom, when some one like
Damien ignores me, it means he
likes me, right?
What does your heart tell
you?
Uhm, that maybe I can capture
him, and hypnotize him, or pay
him.
Serenity, it’s important that
you accept that you may not be
liked by every one.
No one is liked by every one.
Be at peace with that, as long
as it doesn’t happen too often.
Is that some thing from the
biology lab?
Get it away.
I think it’s alive.
I nearly went in to shock
when I saw that Rule Breaker
video on TV last night.
What did you expect from
Rockzilla?
He’s been warping the minds of
these kids for years, with that
ear shattering claptrap he calls
music.
Well, I think some thing
needs to be done.
We should start a petition to
get Rule Breaker off the air,
once and for all.
I’d sign that in a heartbeat.
In fact, you couldn’t put a pen
in my hand fast enough.
Hey!
The video is about ignoring
rules that hurt people, rules
that are stupid and restrictive.
It doesn’t mean all rules are
stupid, it just means you should
follow your own heart, and use
your brain.
And that’s my opinion.
(Cheering)
You said it!
What are you doing?
I’m going back to having a
tutor, like I used to.
I don’t fit in to a normal
school.
But you can’t leave now.
Yeah, that was awesome!
I just said what I thought.
Uh-oh.
Come on, Alyssa.
Here comes Angela.
Yo, good luck.
I just wanted to say that I’m
sorry about my parents and every
thing.
How about that date now?
Now?
I have to make up my own
mind, and not let my parents
decide who I’m going to like,
and... I like you.
Wow!
You’re a rebel.
♪
Young lady, come away from
that boy’s lips!
This town is too small for
the D’Angelos and the Zillas.
I’m sorry, Willy.
You’re moving away?
To Alaska.
Apparently the cold keeps
bacteria and rock stars from
spreading.
I’ll write.
Good bye, Willy.
I left a letter in your locker.
Good bye, Angela.
(Thudding)
ROCK: Ow.
(Thudding)
Ouch.
(Thudding)
Oh man, I think I tore a
ligament.
Dad, can we talk?
Sure, we can talk, but I
don’t know if I can walk.
Do you mind if I stay like this?
No, I don’t mind at all.
Listen, Dad, I’m sorry I was so
hard on you.
I wouldn’t trade you for any
other Dad.
(Crashing)
Well, gee, Willy.
That’s the nicest thing you’ve
ever--
(Fabric tearing)
Even if you do rip your pants
every time you do that.
Hmm, perhaps a stretch fabric
is the answer.
Come on, Mosh.
Give it up.
You know, you’ll get more
girls now that Rule Breaker has
gone platinum.
I’m not interested in dating
anybody else.
Me neither.
I’m totally over Damien
D’Angelo.
♪
It’ true.
Someone didn’t like me.
Well, I’m sure that you’ll
find someone who likes you
just--
(Coughing)
Not now!
Mosh is hacking up my phone.
--For your very own sweet
personality.
(Willy sighing)
Ew!
I have to go get some one to
clean this.
ANGELA: "Dear Willy.
I’ll always have a place in my
heart for you and our first
date."
♪
Ew!
Mosh!
I thought Angela’s lips felt
kind of scaly.
Gross.
♪
♪ Just to feel normal
♪ When everyone is completely
paranormal ♪
♪ And everything is totally
deranged ♪
♪ And you’re the only one who’s
sane ♪
♪ Sometimes it gets
so unbearable ♪
♪ But mostly I feel
unbelievable ♪
♪ And I’m a freak ’cause my dad
is a rock star ♪
♪ Yeah
♪ My dad is a rock star
♪ That’s it, the party’s over ♪
♪ Turn off the lights, I’m
leaving the stage ♪
♪ I just wanna get
a little more control ♪
♪ So nobody can tell me what to
do ♪
♪ Sometimes it gets
so unbearable ♪
♪ But mostly I feel
unbelievable ♪
♪ And I’m a freak, ’cause my dad
is a rock star ♪
♪ Yeah
♪ My dad is a rock star
♪ Yeah, yeah
♪
Ah-whoo!
♪
(Serenity giggling)
I understand how rock breaks
scissors, and scissors cut
paper, but then how can paper
beat rock?
It doesn’t make sense.
Sure it does.
It’s like when Mega CX took on
the Lava Leopard.
He just went right over him.
It’s got some thing to do
with physics, and the
irresistible force meeting a
thing or other object.
Yo, speakin’ of which.
(Whistling)
(Sighing)
Harumph.
Hey!
Urgh.
(Boys sighing)
They never learn, do they?
It’s amazing how some guys just
lose it over Angela D’Angelo,
dontcha think?
I said, don’t you think.
Looks like Willy’s just been
Mega CX’d by an irresistible
force.
Oh, great.
Willy’s infatuated, too.
Now this is totally nauseating.
Hi, I’m Willy.
I’m Angela.
Hi.
You know, you’re just about the
only boy here who hasn’t acted
ridiculous trying to impress me.
Oh, well, I’m sure I can
think of some thing.
And you’ve got a sense of
humour, too.
(Alyssa scoffing)
Well, I have to catch my bus
now, so... uhm...
Right, of course.
Well, uhm... Say, maybe some
time we could, uh...
Yes?
Well, I mean, if you’re not
too busy that is, we could
maybe...
Uh-huh?
You know, get together and,
uhm...
Go on a pre-date?
A pre-date?
I mean, yeah, a pre-date.
Sure, that would be awesome.
Really?
I mean, how about, uhm...
Tomorrow?
Yeah, tomorrow.
Should we warn him about her
weirdo parents?
Nah, he probably wouldn’t
listen any way, just like all
those other victims.
Sure, a pre-date tomorrow
sounds good to me.
My house at 4:00?
Perfect.
See you then.
Angela D’Angelo.
She and I have every thing in
common.
A crazy name, we go to the same
school, we... breathe oxygen.
We have a pre-date.
Wow, a pre-date!
What is a pre-date?
Poor Willy.
He’s got no idea what he’s in
for.
I don’t care what the other
girls do, I don’t babysit
without a rider on the contract.
4,291.
4,292.
4,293.
4,294.
4,295.
4,296.
4,297.
4,298.
4,299.
4,300.
Huh?
4,301, 4,302, 4,303, 4,304,
4,305, 4,306, 4,307, 4,308.
Hey!
(Serenity grumbling)
4,311, 4,312--
Hello.
I shouldn’t even be talking to a
gardener.
I mean, really.
4,314, 4,315.
Nothing!
I am the daughter of the famous
Rockzilla, you know.
What is this?
No one ignores me.
Well, fine.
Since you insist, here’s my cell
phone number.
Uh, now I’ve lost count.
Who ever you are, leave me
alone.
One, two--
(Serenity sighing)
Five, six, seven, eight,
nine, ten.
(Boy giggling)
Please!
Please, Moshy dears, don’t
swallow my phone.
It tastes nasty.
Ew, blah, yucky phone.
It’s only my way of
communicating with all the movie
moguls and modelling agents who
want a piece of me.
Please!
No!
Come here, Moshy.
Good, Moshy.
That’s it.
Stay boy.
Good, stay.
Who’s a good boy, huh, Moshy?
Serenity’s going to give her
Moshy-woshy a great, big--
Please come to the table.
Dinner is bonding time,
Serenity.
What if he calls me?
Serenity, try your deep
breathing.
(Serenity seething)
(Crashing)
SERENITY: Now, give me my
phone!
(Serenity screaming)
Angela...
I recognize those symptoms.
Talking to your dinner... it’s
classic Zilla.
He’s in love.
In love with his dinner?
Dear...
Mom, I have a pre-date.
What is a pre-date?
A pre-date?
It must be some sort of date
before the date.
Weird.
I mean... Oh, how wonderful!
I wonder what I can do
karmically.
Ooh, ooh.
I could try to influence the
planetary energy.
I’d settle for some advice.
It’s your first date.
My baby’s growing up.
(Sniffling)
I have to go inhale some
geranium oil.
(Phone ringing)
Hello?
Hello?
Dad, I came to ask for some
advice.
Sure, but first what do you
think of my new video for Rule--
hoo-hoo--Breaker?
♪ I seen some real bad ’tude ♪
♪ It’s uptight dudes ♪
♪ Who try to cheese your
groove ♪
♪ They shake their heads
♪ At your uncouth threads
♪ And cool down your lovin’
moods ♪
♪ They won’t get your joke ♪
♪ It makes their brain pans
smoke ♪
♪ Ignore your urgent pleas
♪ They’ll take the status quo ♪
♪ With no fries to go
♪ They’ll try to take my rock
from me ♪
♪ That’s why ya gotta ♪
♪ Locate a rule to break
♪ Get the whole world to shake
♪ Find a mind to make
♪ Eat a juicy steak
♪ And locate a rule to break
♪ Yeah yeah yeah-ah
♪ Locate a rule to break
♪ Yeah-ah
Get the meaning?
Don’t eat what ever’s in
science class?
No, my man.
That a rule should be broken
when the rule hurts people.
How about useful rules, like
rules for dating.
Dating?
You have a date?
Pre-date.
Whoa, Willy.
Master with the ladies.
Dad!
(Rock chuckling)
Sorry.
Uhm, sure, son.
Let’s go in to my lounge area
and discuss this matter with my
associate.
Uh, Dad?
You were going to give me
advice.
Skunk, how did it happen,
man?
They grow up, Rock.
They grow up.
So now Willy’s a chick
magnet, just like his father.
Sorry dude, there’s nothing I
can do about it.
I’ve got dominant genes.
Can we concentrate on advice?
Never mention a girl you’re
dating in television interviews,
just in case she turns out to be
a guy.
(Chuckling)
Uhm, but how do I hold her
hand, and get her parents to
like me?
BOTH: No idea.
Wait, how’s this?
Be yourself.
Good one.
You like that?
I wasn’t sure.
Maybe it should be do your own
thing, crazy man!
Oh, no.
I liked the first one better.
Excellent fathering, Rock.
Well, I do what I can.
Let’s see.
Square root of nine is... uhm...
Angela.
And 41 x Angela is--
(Knocking)
C-come in.
I’ve studied the moon, the
stars, I’ve read your chart and
examined the feng shui in your
room.
Yes.
And I’ve concluded that
you’re too young to date, Willy.
Oh, my goodness.
You’re only a baby.
My baby can’t date.
What?
Oh, uh... I mean...
I said I’ve concluded that you
must have a lion and a tiger at
the gate, in Chinese astrology
terms.
Which in our language
means...
(Babbling)
(Sobbing)
(Phone ringing)
Hello?
Hey, Willy?
It’s Alyssa.
Glad you called.
I need some advice about this
pre-date thing.
What a coincidence.
Q and I were just talking about
that, and our advice is...
Don’t do it.
Why not?
Angela’s perfect for me.
Willy, Angela has never been
on a date, because no guy has
ever made it past the pre-date
with her parents.
Maybe it’s just the guys.
Or maybe it’s because
Angela’s parents are psycho.
(Wailing)
Psycho sounds good to me.
Hi!
Hi!
Ahem.
Hello.
Ah, you must be William.
Uhm, these are for you.
My mother suggested--
(Shrieking)
The pollen and filth.
The flowers, they grow in dirt,
ya know!
It’s not some thing we like to
bring inside.
Oh.
Oh, that’s all right,
William.
No harm done.
We’ll incinerate them later.
They were nice, Willy.
Sorry about my crazy family.
That’s okay.
Don’t get me started about my
crazy family.
Well, let’s not stand here
letting Heaven knows what in to
the house.
Please enter, William.
Wow, nice... plastic.
William, please remove your
shoes in our home.
Oh, sorry.
Hold your breath, William.
We’ve got to make sure the
outside stays outside.
(Willy coughing)
Mom, I’m sure Willy doesn’t
need those.
Nonsense.
Here, William.
Slip these on.
They’ll form an effective
barrier between our carpet and
the microbial life forms that
breed in your socks.
♪
Please be seated.
This is your chair, isn’t it.
Uh, here, William.
Sit right here.
Here’s some freshly irradiated,
reconstituted apple juice.
(Gasping)
Oh, sorry.
Where does your family live,
William?
(Gulping)
Uhm, well...
♪
Over on Summer Street.
I see.
Does your father play golf?
He plays... other things.
(Giggling)
Oh, phewf.
Well, drink up.
This is my brother Damien.
Don’t let the parents
frighten you, Willy.
They’re on prison leave right
now, but they’re not dangerous.
(Giggling)
Damien!
Oh, he thinks he’s amusing.
Damien.
That’s an interesting name.
It means devil.
Oh.
(Giggling)
Well, I... uh... uhm...
Ow!
Sorry, some crazy girl’s been
following me and pretending to
be the daughter of Rockzilla.
As if.
Rockzillo, or what ever his
name is, is a degenerate who
should not be allowed to live in
this town, or on this planet,
for that matter!
We do no approve of listening
to that trash.
It corrupts the mind.
What do you think, William?
Uhm...
I think music is a pretty
personal choice.
I’m afraid I must declare you
wrong, for just like germs and
viruses, depraved music has
implications that spread through
society and effect us all.
Especially because it’s the
feeble minded who are most
susceptible to such pathogenic
ideas.
Well, smart people go to the
concerts, too.
Uhm...
So I’ve heard.
I get the distinct impression
you’ve been to a Rockzilla
concert.
Angela, go wash your hands.
Dad, I really don’t think
that’s--
Necessary.
Urgh!
(Giggling)
Say, what’s your dog’s name?
(Crinkling)
The name of our dog will be
of significance only if you
progress beyond the pre-dating
stage.
Willy, just tell them about
your parents.
It’s nothing to worry about.
Yes, what ever lineage you
have couldn’t possibly be worse
than having sprung from the
loins of that filthy--
Disgusting--
Beastly--
Rockzilla.
Well, I--
Not to mention what ever kind
of foul--
Self-loathing--
Scrupulous--
Fetid--
Maladroit of a woman would
possibly mate with that vermin
and hatch his offspring.
Hey, don’t you talk that way
about my parents!
(Gasping)
Stee-rike!
I’m afraid you’ll have to
leave now, William.
Listen, I don’t like dirty
socks, or extended guitar solos
either.
I’m perfectly normal!
(Willy groaning)
Hey, the Rule Breaker video
is makin’ headlines.
Check it out!
The whole country’s in an
uproar.
Great!
Bad press is good press.
No, bad press is bad press.
For once, I wish you wouldn’t
make the rest of us suffer
because you need to express your
crazy ideas.
Oh.
I sense the pre-date did not go
well.
I knew "be yourself" was crap
advice.
And then I come home, and Mom
and Dad are excited about the
bad press.
Angela’s parents sound crazy.
And I’m sure you’re
overreacting about the bad
press.
I mean...
Those are Angela’s parents.
Forget them.
People don’t understand the
new song and video.
I mean, it’s a good message, not
a bad one.
Yeah, but people need a sense
of humour to get it.
That could definitely pose a
problem.
Mom, when some one like
Damien ignores me, it means he
likes me, right?
What does your heart tell
you?
Uhm, that maybe I can capture
him, and hypnotize him, or pay
him.
Serenity, it’s important that
you accept that you may not be
liked by every one.
No one is liked by every one.
Be at peace with that, as long
as it doesn’t happen too often.
Is that some thing from the
biology lab?
Get it away.
I think it’s alive.
I nearly went in to shock
when I saw that Rule Breaker
video on TV last night.
What did you expect from
Rockzilla?
He’s been warping the minds of
these kids for years, with that
ear shattering claptrap he calls
music.
Well, I think some thing
needs to be done.
We should start a petition to
get Rule Breaker off the air,
once and for all.
I’d sign that in a heartbeat.
In fact, you couldn’t put a pen
in my hand fast enough.
Hey!
The video is about ignoring
rules that hurt people, rules
that are stupid and restrictive.
It doesn’t mean all rules are
stupid, it just means you should
follow your own heart, and use
your brain.
And that’s my opinion.
(Cheering)
You said it!
What are you doing?
I’m going back to having a
tutor, like I used to.
I don’t fit in to a normal
school.
But you can’t leave now.
Yeah, that was awesome!
I just said what I thought.
Uh-oh.
Come on, Alyssa.
Here comes Angela.
Yo, good luck.
I just wanted to say that I’m
sorry about my parents and every
thing.
How about that date now?
Now?
I have to make up my own
mind, and not let my parents
decide who I’m going to like,
and... I like you.
Wow!
You’re a rebel.
♪
Young lady, come away from
that boy’s lips!
This town is too small for
the D’Angelos and the Zillas.
I’m sorry, Willy.
You’re moving away?
To Alaska.
Apparently the cold keeps
bacteria and rock stars from
spreading.
I’ll write.
Good bye, Willy.
I left a letter in your locker.
Good bye, Angela.
(Thudding)
ROCK: Ow.
(Thudding)
Ouch.
(Thudding)
Oh man, I think I tore a
ligament.
Dad, can we talk?
Sure, we can talk, but I
don’t know if I can walk.
Do you mind if I stay like this?
No, I don’t mind at all.
Listen, Dad, I’m sorry I was so
hard on you.
I wouldn’t trade you for any
other Dad.
(Crashing)
Well, gee, Willy.
That’s the nicest thing you’ve
ever--
(Fabric tearing)
Even if you do rip your pants
every time you do that.
Hmm, perhaps a stretch fabric
is the answer.
Come on, Mosh.
Give it up.
You know, you’ll get more
girls now that Rule Breaker has
gone platinum.
I’m not interested in dating
anybody else.
Me neither.
I’m totally over Damien
D’Angelo.
♪
It’ true.
Someone didn’t like me.
Well, I’m sure that you’ll
find someone who likes you
just--
(Coughing)
Not now!
Mosh is hacking up my phone.
--For your very own sweet
personality.
(Willy sighing)
Ew!
I have to go get some one to
clean this.
ANGELA: "Dear Willy.
I’ll always have a place in my
heart for you and our first
date."
♪
Ew!
Mosh!
I thought Angela’s lips felt
kind of scaly.
Gross.
♪