My Dad the Rock Star (2003–2004): Season 1, Episode 4 - High Infidelity - full transcript
When Crystal opens a Psychic Wellness Centre next to Willy?s school, Willy is in for some ribbing from classmates wanting to tease him over his flakey Mom. But Willy is surprised when his old nemesis ? Buzz ? leaps to his defence.
♪ It’s so hard ♪
♪ Just to feel normal
♪ When everyone is completely
paranormal ♪
♪ And everything is totally
deranged ♪
♪ And you’re the only one who’s
sane ♪
♪ Sometimes it gets
so unbearable ♪
♪ But mostly I feel
unbelievable ♪
♪ And I’m a freak ’cause my dad
is a rock star ♪
♪ Yeah
♪ My dad is a rock star
♪ That’s it, the party’s over ♪
♪ Turn off the lights, I’m
leaving the stage ♪
♪ I just wanna get
a little more control ♪
♪ So nobody can tell me what to
do ♪
♪ Sometimes it gets
so unbearable ♪
♪ But mostly I feel
unbelievable ♪
♪ And I’m a freak, ’cause my dad
is a rock star ♪
♪ Yeah
♪ My dad is a rock star
♪ Yeah, yeah
♪
Ah-whoo!
♪
I saw it on TV.
The hippopotamus sits there with
it’s mouth open, and a bird
flies in a cleans all the food
out of its teeth.
That’s gross.
I don’t know, I’d love it if
a bird cleaned my teeth for me.
With your breath, it’d have
to be a vulture.
Hey, Willy, isn’t that your mom?
What?
Uh-oh.
Mom, what are you doing here?
This is where my new psychic
alignment wellness centre’s
going to be.
Here?
Beside the school?
Isn’t it just the perfect
spot?
As soon as you’re finished
class, you can come right in.
I actually go home the other
way.
No, you don’t--
I thought you could come in
after school twice a week and
have your chakras balanced and
served smoothies.
Um...
Well, I better go back in and
make sure the contractors are
doing their work with love.
A psychic alignment wellness
centre.
My entire life just flashed
before my eyes.
Smile, mate!
You’re on our new video
surveillance camera system.
Great.
Dad!
Earplugs!
Daaad!
Willy!
Check it out.
♪ Soul crusher!
Mom is opening her freaky
wellness center thing beside my
school.
Yeah!
It’s the title track from the
new album, "Soul Crusher".
Dad, earplugs!
Could you take them out--
♪ Soul crusher
(Guitar strings breaking)
Skunk, don’t just stand there.
Help me.
Rock, I was hoping you would
record some music I could play
at my wellness center.
What?!
Dad, you still have your ear
plugs in.
What?!
The name of Daddy’s new album?
♪ Soul
Dad!
Ow, that’s loud!
I need relaxation sounds for
the center.
This is a list of different
moods I’m hoping you could
create.
Create different moods with
music?
I guess it could be done.
Let’s see, fluid, yielding,
balance, earth, acceptance
amber-- Ugh, these aren’t moods.
Yes, they are.
No, moods, are...
♪ Getting down, rocking out,
partying ♪
Rocking and partying aren’t
moods, dad.
You’re right, Serenity,
they’re basic truths.
Well, I’ll see what I can do.
Well, what do you think?
I think it’s kind of bright
out.
No, of the space.
Isn’t this place just screaming
contentment?
Yeah...
I think I do hear some sort of
screaming.
(Screaming)
Sorry, I thought that was
only inside my head.
Yeah, that’s him all right.
This place is completely
stress-free.
Not for me, it isn’t.
Come on inside.
Who wants to light the first
incense stick?
(Groaning)
It’s vanilla!
Hey!
Gee, I’d love to, Mom, but I
have to study for-- gym class?
Love you, bye!
I guess that just leaves you,
handsome.
Me?
What about Will--
(Grunting)
Heh-heh-heh
Ahhh!
(Laughing)
And so, the re-alignment
begins.
Hey, Crowbar, you see that?
Yeah, that kid looks nasty
and spiteful.
Yeah, and maladjusted.
And sociopathic.
Just the kind of kid we need.
Nice wedgie back there, kid.
Thanks.
Where’d you learn moves like
that?
Nowhere, I’m self-taught.
Do I know you?
Uh, you might have seen us on
a hit TV show, "Small Time Hoods
Caught on Video".
I remember, now!
You guys are amazing.
I like this guy.
How would you like to do a
little job for us?
Cool!
We heard that Rock Zilla is
recording a new album in his
basement studio.
And we want to get a copy.
So, we can put out pirate
copies of the disc, before he
releases it.
With your obvious talents,
it’d be a cinch.
All you gotta do is follow
some simple instructions, and we
got a deal.
Yeah?
I mean, yeah!
For now, you only get to
touch.
When the job’s done, you get to
keep it.
First, here’s what we want
you to do.
(Whispering)
Yo, feel like splitting the
fries and gravy with me?
No, not really.
Hey, give me back my tray.
May I recommend the fries
and gravy?
They look excellent.
Actually, I didn’t want--
How’s the root beer today?
Fresh?
Excellent.
One of those on the rocks, and a
doughnut.
Chocolate glaze, my good woman.
(Groaning)
Scram, losers!
Right this way, mine steward.
Buzz, why did you buy my
lunch?
Yeah, and why are you trying
to act human?
I’ll tell you why.
Coming back, and doing my
remedial year again has really
opened my eyes.
It has?
I see things differently,
now.
Sure, I still enjoy a cruel
practical joke.
Who doesn’t?
But, I want to show you that
there’s no hard feelings, that
we can still respect one
another.
Suddenly, I’ve lost my
appetite.
Let’s go beyond our
bully/doofus relationship, and
start afresh.
BOTH: Don’t do it.
Um, sure.
You’re all right, William.
Enjoy your lunch, I’ll see you
later.
You shook his hand!
That’s so ill.
He wants to start over.
You don’t buy that, do you?
I don’t know, why not?
That guy’s as phoney as a
three dollar bill.
Well, he seems like he means
it.
I’d watch it, if I were you.
All right, eyes front!
Which of you delinquents passed
me a three dollar bill?
Heh.
Willy, I need to take some
pictures for our brochure.
Okay, I’ll get out of your
way.
No, no, I need you in the
picture, performing some of our
psychic alignment exercises.
Mom, don’t make me do that.
Don’t worry, honey, you’ll be
in silhouette in the brochure.
Nobody will know it’s you.
Well, okay.
♪
(Laughing)
Get lost, knuckleheads.
Now!
Don’t pay any attention to
them, William.
You go ahead, doing your weird
thing.
Thanks, Buzz, but this isn’t
really my thing, my mom’s making
me do this.
You’re so lucky.
I am?
At least you have a mom.
When I get home, there’s nobody
there; just bare, cardboard
walls.
It’s dark, because we don’t
have electricity.
Packs of wild dogs run all over
the place.
My bed is a pile of oily rags.
Mom, my bed is on fire, again.
Oh, right, I don’t have a mom,
or a bed, or dinner.
Just a second.
Oh, the poor, unfortunate
urchin.
Yes, of course Buzz can come for
dinner.
Smile for the camera.
Skunk, stop it.
I haven’t even done my
highlights or had my
microdermabrasion yet!
The whole idea of video
surveillance is that you catch
intruders on tape, Skunk, not
the people who live here.
Don’t you worry, mate, the
whole place is being monitored.
I use the handheld as well,
’cause you can never be too
careful.
Hi, I’m home.
Awesome place, William!
It’s as big as our school.
Bigger, actually.
You must be Buzz.
(Gasping)
Rock Zilla, heh-heh.
Uhhh... yeah.
Once again, I can’t stress
enough how important it is to
exhale as you’re performing the
fire-breathing routine.
I have to go to the washroom.
Go down the stairs, take two
left turns, and it’s the eighth
door on your right.
So here I was, breathing out
big balls of fire.
(Blowing sounds)
And I guess someone should have
checked how low the ceilings
were in the children’s hospital.
♪
(Groaning)
If anything, the burning
hospital made the show that much
more exciting!
Cool!
Ha-ha-ha, which reminds me of
a funny story.
What happened to your friend,
Willy?
No.
No.
Yes!
(Music blaring)
Mission accomplished.
Buzz?
William!
What are you doing in my
dad’s studio.
I got lost, and I thought
this was the way back.
I just couldn’t resist standing
here for a second to, uh, absorb
some of the greatness.
Well, c’mon, let’s get back
to dinner.
Yeah, about that: I have to
get home and walk my cat.
You have a cat with those
packs of wild dogs roaming
around in your house?
Tell you what, you can wrap
up the rest of those ribs for
me, and bring them to school
tomorrow.
See ya!
Where’s Buzz?
He had to go home to walk his
cat.
In the middle of dinner?
Cat lovers.
What a weird bunch.
You got the goods?
Easy as pie.
Good work, kid.
I’m impressed.
You show a lot of potential.
We’d like you to continue
working with us.
We have a fabulous mentoring
program.
Right on!
You’re all right, kid.
How’d you like to see our
operations warehouse?
Would I?!
This new compact disc player
also plays any video game I
want.
I can email from it, and it
takes digital pictures.
Hey, back off!
I haven’t figured out how it
works yet.
Hey, Buzz.
Look, it’s a new psychic
alignment pose, "the
downward-facing doofus".
Get used to it, swami.
I can also tell you where to get
advanced bootleg copies of Rock
Zilla’s new album.
What?!
I feel so stupid.
I caught Buzz in my dad’s studio
last night.
What was he doing in there?
I think he must have
downloaded dad’s new album.
This is the worst thing that’s
ever happened to me.
You’ve been slept on by Buzz,
man.
He slept on you.
I know.
I should have listened to you
guys.
Yeah, you should have.
If my dad finds out Buzz
stole his new album, he’ll hit
the roof.
Buzz isn’t exactly enough of
a brainiac to come up with a
plan like that on his own.
He must be working with someone.
But, who?
(Soft flute music playing)
Ahh.
(Snoring)
Ahh!
Man, I am never going to
finish this if I keep falling
asleep.
Whoa!
What are you doing, Dad?
I’m working on the music for
your mom’s psychic alignment
thing-y.
How’s it going?
Who knows?
Without drums, it all just seems
so pointless!
(Snoring)
Skunk, can I talk to you in
private?
Why, sure, mate.
Let’s retire to the tour bus.
Skunk, I have a bit of a
problem.
Remember that kid I had over for
dinner last night?
The ugly one?
Yeah.
I think he got into dad’s studio
and downloaded the new album.
That little snot!
But I don’t think he could
have done it on his own.
There must be somebody else
who’s in on it.
Yeah, somebody else.
But how could we ever figure
out who?
Maybe we can check last
night’s tape from your video
surveillance system?
Surveillance tapes?
Hey, that’s a brilliant idea,
Willy!
This is a tape of the outside
grounds.
What time did your friend leave?
During dinner.
Okay, so about 7:30,
let’s see...
Bingo!
Let me zoom in on that.
BOTH: Whoa!
Skunk!
Right.
Crowbar and Franco.
You know those guys?
Notorious music bootleggers.
They only go after the very
best.
Well, I guess this means your
dad’s still got it, eh?
So, they’re behind this.
Don’t you worry, we’ll tell
Rock about this, and he’ll put
his boot to their bootleg.
No!
This whole thing is my fault,
and I want to fix it.
But, I’m gonna need your help.
Are you sure you want to put on
a disguise, Skunk?
Get ready for this!
Aww, yeah!
What ya think?
These guys are music pirates,
not old sea pirates!
No, this is my motorcycle
gang look.
I fancy my name might be, "The
Killer".
Or, "Gypsy".
I sure hope this works.
Leave it to Gypsy.
Now, where’s my hog?
♪
Are you Buzz?
Yeah, are you some weirdo on
a motorcycle?
Heh-heh.
Funny, kid.
Look, I’m supposed to meet
Franco and Crowbar to get the
new Zilla bootleg.
You know where they are?
At the warehouse, probably.
The one out by the airport?
No, downtown, behind the
power plant.
Oh, right.
Thanks, kid.
♪
How did it go?
Well, he definitely ain’t the
brains of the operation.
You found the bootleggers?
Sure did.
Now, let’s move!
Quincy and Alyssa are going
to come with us.
Oh, well, we better get out
the side car.
I haven’t used this in a while,
but I think it still works.
(Gasping)
Skunk, I don’t think you need
your disguise, anymore.
Are you kidding?
I haven’t felt this alive in
years!
(Gasping)
Okay, let’s split up.
(Grunting)
(Dog Barking)
(Gasping)
(Screaming)
(Woman screaming)
(Imitating bird)
There they are.
And there’s the CD burners.
Okay, I’m going in.
♪
They’re coming!
Good work, mate!
I hope they’re not counting
on the royalties from this one.
Yeah, well, I don’t do
wedgies anymore.
I’m strictly high-end, now.
Those are nice shoes Buzz has
on, but I’d hate to be in them.
Yeah, I hope they can help
him run fast.
Really fast.
(Laughing)
♪
(Cheering)
This isn’t Rock Zilla!
This sucks.
I want my money back!
(Crowd yelling)
Yeah?
Oh, hi--
No, but, I--
But, you know--
Well, if you’d just listen for
five seconds!
No, Ma’am...
Franco, it’s for you.
Hello?
Yeah, no--
Wait-- Yeah, but--
You purchased the--
No, I don’t have children.
Wait--
Yeah, but--
(Soft flute music playing)
(Snoring, yawning)
(Horn honking)
(Grunting, groaning)
Yeah.
Ha!
(Crying)
And now that you’re
completely relaxed, just listen
to the breath.
Just listen...
(Rock Zilla music blaring)
(Screaming)
Oops...
♪ Soul crusher
(Chuckling)
♪
♪ Just to feel normal
♪ When everyone is completely
paranormal ♪
♪ And everything is totally
deranged ♪
♪ And you’re the only one who’s
sane ♪
♪ Sometimes it gets
so unbearable ♪
♪ But mostly I feel
unbelievable ♪
♪ And I’m a freak ’cause my dad
is a rock star ♪
♪ Yeah
♪ My dad is a rock star
♪ That’s it, the party’s over ♪
♪ Turn off the lights, I’m
leaving the stage ♪
♪ I just wanna get
a little more control ♪
♪ So nobody can tell me what to
do ♪
♪ Sometimes it gets
so unbearable ♪
♪ But mostly I feel
unbelievable ♪
♪ And I’m a freak, ’cause my dad
is a rock star ♪
♪ Yeah
♪ My dad is a rock star
♪ Yeah, yeah
♪
Ah-whoo!
♪
I saw it on TV.
The hippopotamus sits there with
it’s mouth open, and a bird
flies in a cleans all the food
out of its teeth.
That’s gross.
I don’t know, I’d love it if
a bird cleaned my teeth for me.
With your breath, it’d have
to be a vulture.
Hey, Willy, isn’t that your mom?
What?
Uh-oh.
Mom, what are you doing here?
This is where my new psychic
alignment wellness centre’s
going to be.
Here?
Beside the school?
Isn’t it just the perfect
spot?
As soon as you’re finished
class, you can come right in.
I actually go home the other
way.
No, you don’t--
I thought you could come in
after school twice a week and
have your chakras balanced and
served smoothies.
Um...
Well, I better go back in and
make sure the contractors are
doing their work with love.
A psychic alignment wellness
centre.
My entire life just flashed
before my eyes.
Smile, mate!
You’re on our new video
surveillance camera system.
Great.
Dad!
Earplugs!
Daaad!
Willy!
Check it out.
♪ Soul crusher!
Mom is opening her freaky
wellness center thing beside my
school.
Yeah!
It’s the title track from the
new album, "Soul Crusher".
Dad, earplugs!
Could you take them out--
♪ Soul crusher
(Guitar strings breaking)
Skunk, don’t just stand there.
Help me.
Rock, I was hoping you would
record some music I could play
at my wellness center.
What?!
Dad, you still have your ear
plugs in.
What?!
The name of Daddy’s new album?
♪ Soul
Dad!
Ow, that’s loud!
I need relaxation sounds for
the center.
This is a list of different
moods I’m hoping you could
create.
Create different moods with
music?
I guess it could be done.
Let’s see, fluid, yielding,
balance, earth, acceptance
amber-- Ugh, these aren’t moods.
Yes, they are.
No, moods, are...
♪ Getting down, rocking out,
partying ♪
Rocking and partying aren’t
moods, dad.
You’re right, Serenity,
they’re basic truths.
Well, I’ll see what I can do.
Well, what do you think?
I think it’s kind of bright
out.
No, of the space.
Isn’t this place just screaming
contentment?
Yeah...
I think I do hear some sort of
screaming.
(Screaming)
Sorry, I thought that was
only inside my head.
Yeah, that’s him all right.
This place is completely
stress-free.
Not for me, it isn’t.
Come on inside.
Who wants to light the first
incense stick?
(Groaning)
It’s vanilla!
Hey!
Gee, I’d love to, Mom, but I
have to study for-- gym class?
Love you, bye!
I guess that just leaves you,
handsome.
Me?
What about Will--
(Grunting)
Heh-heh-heh
Ahhh!
(Laughing)
And so, the re-alignment
begins.
Hey, Crowbar, you see that?
Yeah, that kid looks nasty
and spiteful.
Yeah, and maladjusted.
And sociopathic.
Just the kind of kid we need.
Nice wedgie back there, kid.
Thanks.
Where’d you learn moves like
that?
Nowhere, I’m self-taught.
Do I know you?
Uh, you might have seen us on
a hit TV show, "Small Time Hoods
Caught on Video".
I remember, now!
You guys are amazing.
I like this guy.
How would you like to do a
little job for us?
Cool!
We heard that Rock Zilla is
recording a new album in his
basement studio.
And we want to get a copy.
So, we can put out pirate
copies of the disc, before he
releases it.
With your obvious talents,
it’d be a cinch.
All you gotta do is follow
some simple instructions, and we
got a deal.
Yeah?
I mean, yeah!
For now, you only get to
touch.
When the job’s done, you get to
keep it.
First, here’s what we want
you to do.
(Whispering)
Yo, feel like splitting the
fries and gravy with me?
No, not really.
Hey, give me back my tray.
May I recommend the fries
and gravy?
They look excellent.
Actually, I didn’t want--
How’s the root beer today?
Fresh?
Excellent.
One of those on the rocks, and a
doughnut.
Chocolate glaze, my good woman.
(Groaning)
Scram, losers!
Right this way, mine steward.
Buzz, why did you buy my
lunch?
Yeah, and why are you trying
to act human?
I’ll tell you why.
Coming back, and doing my
remedial year again has really
opened my eyes.
It has?
I see things differently,
now.
Sure, I still enjoy a cruel
practical joke.
Who doesn’t?
But, I want to show you that
there’s no hard feelings, that
we can still respect one
another.
Suddenly, I’ve lost my
appetite.
Let’s go beyond our
bully/doofus relationship, and
start afresh.
BOTH: Don’t do it.
Um, sure.
You’re all right, William.
Enjoy your lunch, I’ll see you
later.
You shook his hand!
That’s so ill.
He wants to start over.
You don’t buy that, do you?
I don’t know, why not?
That guy’s as phoney as a
three dollar bill.
Well, he seems like he means
it.
I’d watch it, if I were you.
All right, eyes front!
Which of you delinquents passed
me a three dollar bill?
Heh.
Willy, I need to take some
pictures for our brochure.
Okay, I’ll get out of your
way.
No, no, I need you in the
picture, performing some of our
psychic alignment exercises.
Mom, don’t make me do that.
Don’t worry, honey, you’ll be
in silhouette in the brochure.
Nobody will know it’s you.
Well, okay.
♪
(Laughing)
Get lost, knuckleheads.
Now!
Don’t pay any attention to
them, William.
You go ahead, doing your weird
thing.
Thanks, Buzz, but this isn’t
really my thing, my mom’s making
me do this.
You’re so lucky.
I am?
At least you have a mom.
When I get home, there’s nobody
there; just bare, cardboard
walls.
It’s dark, because we don’t
have electricity.
Packs of wild dogs run all over
the place.
My bed is a pile of oily rags.
Mom, my bed is on fire, again.
Oh, right, I don’t have a mom,
or a bed, or dinner.
Just a second.
Oh, the poor, unfortunate
urchin.
Yes, of course Buzz can come for
dinner.
Smile for the camera.
Skunk, stop it.
I haven’t even done my
highlights or had my
microdermabrasion yet!
The whole idea of video
surveillance is that you catch
intruders on tape, Skunk, not
the people who live here.
Don’t you worry, mate, the
whole place is being monitored.
I use the handheld as well,
’cause you can never be too
careful.
Hi, I’m home.
Awesome place, William!
It’s as big as our school.
Bigger, actually.
You must be Buzz.
(Gasping)
Rock Zilla, heh-heh.
Uhhh... yeah.
Once again, I can’t stress
enough how important it is to
exhale as you’re performing the
fire-breathing routine.
I have to go to the washroom.
Go down the stairs, take two
left turns, and it’s the eighth
door on your right.
So here I was, breathing out
big balls of fire.
(Blowing sounds)
And I guess someone should have
checked how low the ceilings
were in the children’s hospital.
♪
(Groaning)
If anything, the burning
hospital made the show that much
more exciting!
Cool!
Ha-ha-ha, which reminds me of
a funny story.
What happened to your friend,
Willy?
No.
No.
Yes!
(Music blaring)
Mission accomplished.
Buzz?
William!
What are you doing in my
dad’s studio.
I got lost, and I thought
this was the way back.
I just couldn’t resist standing
here for a second to, uh, absorb
some of the greatness.
Well, c’mon, let’s get back
to dinner.
Yeah, about that: I have to
get home and walk my cat.
You have a cat with those
packs of wild dogs roaming
around in your house?
Tell you what, you can wrap
up the rest of those ribs for
me, and bring them to school
tomorrow.
See ya!
Where’s Buzz?
He had to go home to walk his
cat.
In the middle of dinner?
Cat lovers.
What a weird bunch.
You got the goods?
Easy as pie.
Good work, kid.
I’m impressed.
You show a lot of potential.
We’d like you to continue
working with us.
We have a fabulous mentoring
program.
Right on!
You’re all right, kid.
How’d you like to see our
operations warehouse?
Would I?!
This new compact disc player
also plays any video game I
want.
I can email from it, and it
takes digital pictures.
Hey, back off!
I haven’t figured out how it
works yet.
Hey, Buzz.
Look, it’s a new psychic
alignment pose, "the
downward-facing doofus".
Get used to it, swami.
I can also tell you where to get
advanced bootleg copies of Rock
Zilla’s new album.
What?!
I feel so stupid.
I caught Buzz in my dad’s studio
last night.
What was he doing in there?
I think he must have
downloaded dad’s new album.
This is the worst thing that’s
ever happened to me.
You’ve been slept on by Buzz,
man.
He slept on you.
I know.
I should have listened to you
guys.
Yeah, you should have.
If my dad finds out Buzz
stole his new album, he’ll hit
the roof.
Buzz isn’t exactly enough of
a brainiac to come up with a
plan like that on his own.
He must be working with someone.
But, who?
(Soft flute music playing)
Ahh.
(Snoring)
Ahh!
Man, I am never going to
finish this if I keep falling
asleep.
Whoa!
What are you doing, Dad?
I’m working on the music for
your mom’s psychic alignment
thing-y.
How’s it going?
Who knows?
Without drums, it all just seems
so pointless!
(Snoring)
Skunk, can I talk to you in
private?
Why, sure, mate.
Let’s retire to the tour bus.
Skunk, I have a bit of a
problem.
Remember that kid I had over for
dinner last night?
The ugly one?
Yeah.
I think he got into dad’s studio
and downloaded the new album.
That little snot!
But I don’t think he could
have done it on his own.
There must be somebody else
who’s in on it.
Yeah, somebody else.
But how could we ever figure
out who?
Maybe we can check last
night’s tape from your video
surveillance system?
Surveillance tapes?
Hey, that’s a brilliant idea,
Willy!
This is a tape of the outside
grounds.
What time did your friend leave?
During dinner.
Okay, so about 7:30,
let’s see...
Bingo!
Let me zoom in on that.
BOTH: Whoa!
Skunk!
Right.
Crowbar and Franco.
You know those guys?
Notorious music bootleggers.
They only go after the very
best.
Well, I guess this means your
dad’s still got it, eh?
So, they’re behind this.
Don’t you worry, we’ll tell
Rock about this, and he’ll put
his boot to their bootleg.
No!
This whole thing is my fault,
and I want to fix it.
But, I’m gonna need your help.
Are you sure you want to put on
a disguise, Skunk?
Get ready for this!
Aww, yeah!
What ya think?
These guys are music pirates,
not old sea pirates!
No, this is my motorcycle
gang look.
I fancy my name might be, "The
Killer".
Or, "Gypsy".
I sure hope this works.
Leave it to Gypsy.
Now, where’s my hog?
♪
Are you Buzz?
Yeah, are you some weirdo on
a motorcycle?
Heh-heh.
Funny, kid.
Look, I’m supposed to meet
Franco and Crowbar to get the
new Zilla bootleg.
You know where they are?
At the warehouse, probably.
The one out by the airport?
No, downtown, behind the
power plant.
Oh, right.
Thanks, kid.
♪
How did it go?
Well, he definitely ain’t the
brains of the operation.
You found the bootleggers?
Sure did.
Now, let’s move!
Quincy and Alyssa are going
to come with us.
Oh, well, we better get out
the side car.
I haven’t used this in a while,
but I think it still works.
(Gasping)
Skunk, I don’t think you need
your disguise, anymore.
Are you kidding?
I haven’t felt this alive in
years!
(Gasping)
Okay, let’s split up.
(Grunting)
(Dog Barking)
(Gasping)
(Screaming)
(Woman screaming)
(Imitating bird)
There they are.
And there’s the CD burners.
Okay, I’m going in.
♪
They’re coming!
Good work, mate!
I hope they’re not counting
on the royalties from this one.
Yeah, well, I don’t do
wedgies anymore.
I’m strictly high-end, now.
Those are nice shoes Buzz has
on, but I’d hate to be in them.
Yeah, I hope they can help
him run fast.
Really fast.
(Laughing)
♪
(Cheering)
This isn’t Rock Zilla!
This sucks.
I want my money back!
(Crowd yelling)
Yeah?
Oh, hi--
No, but, I--
But, you know--
Well, if you’d just listen for
five seconds!
No, Ma’am...
Franco, it’s for you.
Hello?
Yeah, no--
Wait-- Yeah, but--
You purchased the--
No, I don’t have children.
Wait--
Yeah, but--
(Soft flute music playing)
(Snoring, yawning)
(Horn honking)
(Grunting, groaning)
Yeah.
Ha!
(Crying)
And now that you’re
completely relaxed, just listen
to the breath.
Just listen...
(Rock Zilla music blaring)
(Screaming)
Oops...
♪ Soul crusher
(Chuckling)
♪