My Dad the Rock Star (2003–2004): Season 1, Episode 11 - Mr. Big - full transcript
When Sally Raptor offers Willy a coveted spot in the ?in crowd?, Willy gets a taste of what it?s like to be extremely popular ? and it rocks! But complications arise when Sally tries to get Willy to abandon his old friends Alissa and Quincy.
♪ It’s so hard ♪
♪ Just to feel normal
♪ When everyone is completely
paranormal ♪
♪ And everything is totally
deranged ♪
♪ And you’re the only one who’s
sane ♪
♪ Sometimes it gets
so unbearable ♪
♪ But mostly I feel
unbelievable ♪
♪ And I’m a freak ’cause my dad
is a rock star ♪
♪ Yeah
♪ My dad is a rock star
♪ That’s it, the party’s over ♪
♪ Turn off the lights, I’m
leaving the stage ♪
♪ I just wanna get
a little more control ♪
♪ So nobody can tell me what to
do ♪
♪ Sometimes it gets
so unbearable ♪
♪ But mostly I feel
unbelievable ♪
♪ And I’m a freak, ’cause my dad
is a rock star ♪
♪ Yeah
♪ My dad is a rock star
♪ Yeah, yeah
♪
Ah-whoo!
(Honking)
♪
The Megasea X Film Festival
is this Friday!
Five straight hours of never
before seen episodes!
Yo, our three headed
radioactive newt costume is
gonna be so bad!
Oh, great, it’s fundraising
time again!
This school desperately needs
a rock climbing wall.
Let’s work together and raise
the money!
Sign up to run the carnival
today!
Sally Raptor’s into rock
climbing?
The only thing Sally’s into
climbing is the social ladder!
Probably gunning for homecoming
queen.
Her mom’s always throwing these
fancy charity events at the
Silent Springs country club,
just so everyone in town will
like her.
I’ve heard of that place.
My parents applied a while ago.
Shirley Raptor?
Ah, just the bird I was looking
for!
Name’s Skunk.
Got an application for you:
special delivery, and I do mean
special!
(Gulping)
Uh, we’ll be in touch, Mr.
Skunk.
Oh, I certainly hope so!
Gonna go and give the old hot
tub a spin, and I’ll save a spot
for you!
Poop-poop-padoo!
No offense, but I hope they
aren’t accepted.
Everyone there’s so fake!
Willy!
Speaking of fake.
Alyssa, Quentin, it’s so good
to see you!
It’s Quincy!
Whatever!
We could really use your help.
Willy, you and Alyssa could work
the dunk tank together!
Help Sally and her lemmings?
I’d rather scrub the boy’s
bathroom!
A brand new advanced rock
climbing wall would be pretty
cool!
Fine, but I’m not getting
dunked.
Willy Zilla, running the dunk
tank.
How fortuitous.
I’ve been saving a large can of
quarters for just such an
occasion!
Oh, that’s great, Buzz,
really.
(Bell ringing)
I would like to continue this
conversation, however I am
running late.
Would you like to schedule your
weekly wedgie, or should I just
surprise you?
Um, ugh, I’m free after the
soccer game.
Yes, that works for me as
well.
See you this afternoon,
Dead-Zilla!
Q: The Riverview Rams!
The most feared team in the
league.
They put 17 players in the
hospital this year alone!
(Groaning)
How did we get into this
again?
We have to sign up for one
team sport a year, remember?
It was soccer or synchronized
swimming!
(Splashing)
At least we kept our rep, bro!
(Cheering)
What our carnival needs is a
celebrity, but we don’t know
anyone famous!
But we do know Rock Zilla’s
son!
We’re not even friends with
Willy.
We’ll have to make him think
we are without making him
suspicious.
(Groaning)
COACH: Zilla, you’re going
in!
(Gasping)
There’s only 30 seconds left!
Yo, you might not die!
I’ve got an idea!
"Servils, Servils," we’re all
class!
Mess with us and we’ll kick
your--
(Whistling)
Excuse me, I need to speak to
Troy!
Willy has to score the winning
goal!
Are you out of your mind?
Willy Zilla?
This is the finals!
Our reputations as leaders of
this school depend on this!
Just do it!
Zilla, run for the goal
crease and turn around when I
say.
Got it?
(Whistling)
Zilla, heads up!
(Cheering)
CHANTING: Zilla!
Zilla!
Zilla!
I can’t believe you did that!
My brother!
You totally saved the game!
I never knew you were so
talented, Willy!
Neither did I!
I underestimated you, Willy
Zilla, and I hardly ever do
that!
We want you to come to Cool Comb
Louie’s with us!
Really?
Me?
Yes, you!
You just saved the game!
I did, didn’t I!
Can Alyssa and Quincy come too?
Anything you want, Willy!
♪
Colleges have determined that
today’s youth are not
independent enough.
In some cases, this can be a
result of parents who themselves
are in an arrested state of
adolescent development!
Check it out!
Electric blue highlights!
They glow in the dark!
Rock, you should read this.
It says here that today’s
children should learn to rely on
themselves more!
Can someone drive me to the
mall?
It’s an emergency!
I need some white lipstick to go
with my boots!
See what I mean?
Excuse me, I am too
independent!
Oh, sweetie, you’re my first
offspring and I love you, but
you can’t even find your bedroom
on your own!
Oh, yeah, watch me!
(Snoring)
Okay, I can’t, so what?
My hair’s flat!
(Gasping)
Hi, pumpkin!
Your mother and I were talking--
We think it’s time you got
your driver’s license!
My bedroom’s not that far!
Is it?
No, it’s so you can drive
around town.
You can have any one of my cars
if you pass!
(Brakes screeching)
Oh!
(Groaning)
I’ll get my learner’s permit
today!
Guess what, I scored the
winning goal in the finals and
now I’m one of the most popular
kids in the school!
(Laughing)
Yeah, right, freak!
Nice fantasy!
See you guys later!
It’s true!
Sally Raptor thinks I’ve got
real potential, and it’s all
because of something I did.
Not because of you!
No offense, dad!
Every dude’s gotta make it on
his own steam!
I respect that!
I’m so happy for you, Willy!
Oh, there’s nothing like good
friends!
(Sighing)
I remember my first car!
Drag racing, doing donuts in the
parking lot, buzzing the cop
shop!
Ahem.
But, you’re not allowed to do
any of that!
Sure, dad!
Um, how do I turn it on?
Right pedal’s the gas, left’s
the brake.
Let’s rock ’n roll!
(Screaming)
(Screaming)
Yahoo, that was radical!
You got a lead foot just like
your old man!
I-I-I need some calming tea!
Wanna work on your parking
later?
What’s the point?
Everywhere I go has valet!
That’s my girl!
Hey, Jeff!
Hi, Abigail!
How’s it going, Connie?
You missed our appointment,
Zilla!
Oh, right, well, see I had
to--
Skip it.
You’re currently off my "To
Bully" list.
Buzz here can’t touch you
unless I say so.
Just one of the perks of being
popular!
Why don’t we test it out?
Do you have anything you’d like
to say to Buzz?
Are you joking?
Where do I start?
I don’t think you’re very nice,
Buzz.
You smell like feet.
You’re the dumbest kid in
school; maybe in this whole
town!
And you’re uglier than my pet
lizard’s butt!
Ahem.
I will contain and focus my
energy for another day’s beating
of my sworn foe.
We will meet again!
Why does he listen to you?
Because if he doesn’t,
everyone at school would know
his dirty little secret.
♪
Let’s just say it would put his
bullying career on ice!
See you!
I insulted him for ten
minutes straight!
In two days, Sally’s made me
popular!
Not to be a killjoy, but
isn’t that enough to make you
suspicious?
She did get him mad press!
Check it out!
Shorty’s got peeps on payroll!
Let me see, thanks.
Maybe you could get us into
the Spring Bash!
You have to know the secret
handshake just to get in!
Ugh, they think they’re so
great ’cause they exclude other
people?
All they care about is image,
anyway.
So, have you asked Willy
about bringing his dad to the
carnival yet?
I’ll ask him at the party.
He actually thinks he’s one of
us!
There’s no way he’ll say no.
And after the carnival?
Dump the dork, of course!
So, you and I are still
building the dunk tank tonight.
Yup, I’ll come over right
after dinner.
It’ll be platinum.
Platinum?
It’s Troy’s new cool word.
Right.
Willy, there you are!
See ya, Willy.
Come on, Quincy, we’re gonna be
late for class.
Comin’ to the mall with us
after school tonight?
We’re all going!
Oh, I promised I’d help
Alyssa help build the dunk tank
tonight.
Don’t worry, we won’t be too
late!
Platinum!
Good job on the base there,
Alyssa!
Quincy, did you hear
something?
You mean like that friend of
ours who used to play video
games with me?
Nope.
I said I’m sorry about last
night!
I lost track of time at the
mall!
Words I thought I’d never
hear you say!
How could you ditch me, Willy?
Well, I was helping Sally--
Yeah, we know!
What about us, bro?!
You guys are awesome, it’s
just that I have other friends
now, too!
But we’re still going to the
Megasea X marathon.
And I’ve got a surprise!
VIP passes, anyone?
Forgive me?
Well, it’s a start.
CRYSTAL: Left, oh, left!
Watch the pool!
(Splashing)
What was that?
Serenity’s practising for her
driving test!
(Sobbing)
So, we’re all set for Friday
night?
I just finished the list of
people who aren’t invited.
It’s gonna be the best Spring
Bash ever!
Later!
Willy!
(Crashing)
The Spring Bash is this Friday
night at the country club, and
you’re invited!
Awesome!
Can Quincy and Alyssa come?
Um, actually, it’s a really
exclusive party, and we only
have one more invitation left.
We already had plans to go to
the Megasea X Film Festival!
I’m talking about the party
of the year!
But we have a three headed
costume!
It’s your call, but if
they’re true friends, they’ll
understand and not want to hold
you back.
Do you really think so?
Absolutely.
You’re a pretty rockstar!
(Doorbell chiming)
(Screaming)
Chill, Mr. Z.!
It’s just us!
Jeez, thought I was having a
seventies moment for a minute
there!
Willy, there’s a- a- lizard
thing here for you!
Uh, hey guys.
Willy, you look awful!
(Coughing)
I don’t think I can go
tonight, I’m so sorry!
Don’t be, it’s not your fault
you’re sick!
We’ll represent, and we’ll
save you a souvenir!
Get better, okay?
Thanks.
(Sighing)
Why does being popular have to
be so hard?
(Crickets chirping)
(Doorbell chiming)
Secret handshake?
Welcome to the Spring Bash!
(Laughing)
So, I was, like, you’re six
and you don’t have a credit
card yet?
(Laughing)
Wouldn’t it be platinum if
Willy’s dad did a photo op at
the carnival?
It would raise so much money for
the school!
What do you say, Willy?
Actually, he’s really
preoccupied with his latest...
investments!
Oh, well.
Worth a try!
Plan B: we have to get to his
dad so I can ask him myself!
This party’s totally beat.
Time for a change of location.
Let’s go to Willy’s house!
Woo!
(Cheering)
(Splashing)
(Slurping)
SALLY: Hey Jeeves, my ice is
melted!
And fetch me a new towel!
Willy, do you always let your
manservant walk around out of
uniform like that?
I’ve got it.
Could you please grab some more
chips from the kitchen?
I’ll make this up to you, I
swear!
(Grumbling)
Mr. Zilla?
Hello?
I hope Willy’s awake!
He’s gonna freak when he sees
this autographed poster we got
him!
Sounds like they’re out here.
Willy, what’s going on?
Oh, no!
(Coughing)
Willy, you lied to us!
Yeah!
Um, there is a dress code in
effect!
Whoa!
We thought you were sick!
Hope your new friends are for
keeps, because as of now,
they’re your only friends!
Yeah!
Alyssa, Q, wait!
I can explain!
(Crashing)
(Car alarm beeping)
Gotta get rid of that slice
before we join the club!
Party over already?
Yeah, and it was platinum!
Wait, guys!
Don’t go!
(Screaming)
There goes another one!
Actually, I wish they’d all
go home!
I thought everything was
great!
Kind of.
I’ve got tons of new friends and
I’m invited to all the big
parties, but I don’t have that
much in common with them.
And now I’ve lost my two best
friends.
Hmm, I see your dilemma.
Being popular is like winning
the gold medal of regular
teenagerdom, so how come I feel
so awful?
You’ll figure it out.
Either way, you’re A List in my
book, buddy.
Thanks, dad.
You too.
Yeah, I’m taking my test
right now!
Oops, gotta go.
So, how did I do?
(Sighing)
(Honking)
Oh, right!
How dare he fail me!
Doesn’t he know who I am?
Oh, do you have this in blue?
How is your fundraiser going,
Sally?
Has this Willy boy agreed to
bring his father to the
carnival?
Plan A and B failed!
I even had to get a rabies shot!
I don’t know what else to do,
mom.
What did you say this
celebrity father does for a
living?
He’s... a world renowned
musician.
Interesting!
I could tempt him with a
membership to the country club.
Willy’s dad?
Um, I don’t think he’d be
interested.
Nonsense!
That club could use some more
culture!
In fact, invite the whole family
to the new members’ luncheon.
I’m sure he’ll reconsider
helping you once he sees the
club.
Yes, I suppose that’s
possible, mom.
I hate to tell you this, but
I wouldn’t cancel your chess
club membership just yet.
What are you talking about?
Sally doesn’t really like
you, she’s just using you to get
to dad!
Oh, that.
I called around; the winning
goal was a set up!
They wanted you to be the hero
so you’d think you fit in!
I know, in fact I was
counting on it!
Okay?
You lost me!
I knew mom and dad really
wanted to be members of the
country club.
But I also knew those
pretentious snobs would never
let the Zillas in, at least not
without a little nudging.
You mean you set the whole
thing up, and they actually fell
for it?
Hook, line, and sinker!
The hardest part was not telling
my real friends what I was up
to, but I had to make sure it
was convincing!
So, your social status is
about to take a nosedive, and
you’re okay with that?
What’s so great about being
popular?
(Gasping)
I’d much rather be myself with
Alyssa and Q, if they ever speak
to me again, that is.
Ugh, and here I thought you
were actually showing some
promise!
C’mon, guys!
It was the only way to trick
Sally and the others into
thinking I really wanted to be
one of them.
I never meant to hurt your
feelings!
I’m really, really sorry!
Well, you should’ve kept us
in the loop, dog!
Is it too much to ask for a
little trust?
I mean, isn’t that what friends
are for?
You’re right, I blew it.
I don’t deserve friends like you
guys.
From now on, I promise to let
you in on all my secret plots
and schemes!
Okay.
We forgive you.
Really?
You guys are the best!
So, what are you gonna do
now?
It’s the invitation to the
country club’s new members’
lunch.
If Sally wants Rock, she’s going
to get him!
Feel like joining Rock Zilla’s
entourage this weekend?
Suddenly, an afternoon at a
snooty golf club sounds fun!
(Crashing)
ROCK: Oh, yeah!
You’re improving, pumpkin!
Let’s get this party started!
Fore!
Excuse me!
You can’t just walk in here!
This is a private affair!
Yes we can!
We were invited!
It’s a little bourgeois, but
it will do!
Now, if you’ll excuse us,
we’ve got some serious lawn
bowling to do.
(Crashing)
Ahem, I call this one the
irrigator!
(Gasping)
(Sighing)
Mission accomplished!
You ruined our luncheon,
geeks!
I thought I told you to ask your
parents to behave themselves!
Must’ve slipped my mind!
But I do want the school to get
that climbing wall.
I’ll bring you a celebrity on
one condition.
(Whispering)
Fine, but you are so not
popular anymore!
♪
(Splashing)
(Laughing)
♪
♪ Just to feel normal
♪ When everyone is completely
paranormal ♪
♪ And everything is totally
deranged ♪
♪ And you’re the only one who’s
sane ♪
♪ Sometimes it gets
so unbearable ♪
♪ But mostly I feel
unbelievable ♪
♪ And I’m a freak ’cause my dad
is a rock star ♪
♪ Yeah
♪ My dad is a rock star
♪ That’s it, the party’s over ♪
♪ Turn off the lights, I’m
leaving the stage ♪
♪ I just wanna get
a little more control ♪
♪ So nobody can tell me what to
do ♪
♪ Sometimes it gets
so unbearable ♪
♪ But mostly I feel
unbelievable ♪
♪ And I’m a freak, ’cause my dad
is a rock star ♪
♪ Yeah
♪ My dad is a rock star
♪ Yeah, yeah
♪
Ah-whoo!
(Honking)
♪
The Megasea X Film Festival
is this Friday!
Five straight hours of never
before seen episodes!
Yo, our three headed
radioactive newt costume is
gonna be so bad!
Oh, great, it’s fundraising
time again!
This school desperately needs
a rock climbing wall.
Let’s work together and raise
the money!
Sign up to run the carnival
today!
Sally Raptor’s into rock
climbing?
The only thing Sally’s into
climbing is the social ladder!
Probably gunning for homecoming
queen.
Her mom’s always throwing these
fancy charity events at the
Silent Springs country club,
just so everyone in town will
like her.
I’ve heard of that place.
My parents applied a while ago.
Shirley Raptor?
Ah, just the bird I was looking
for!
Name’s Skunk.
Got an application for you:
special delivery, and I do mean
special!
(Gulping)
Uh, we’ll be in touch, Mr.
Skunk.
Oh, I certainly hope so!
Gonna go and give the old hot
tub a spin, and I’ll save a spot
for you!
Poop-poop-padoo!
No offense, but I hope they
aren’t accepted.
Everyone there’s so fake!
Willy!
Speaking of fake.
Alyssa, Quentin, it’s so good
to see you!
It’s Quincy!
Whatever!
We could really use your help.
Willy, you and Alyssa could work
the dunk tank together!
Help Sally and her lemmings?
I’d rather scrub the boy’s
bathroom!
A brand new advanced rock
climbing wall would be pretty
cool!
Fine, but I’m not getting
dunked.
Willy Zilla, running the dunk
tank.
How fortuitous.
I’ve been saving a large can of
quarters for just such an
occasion!
Oh, that’s great, Buzz,
really.
(Bell ringing)
I would like to continue this
conversation, however I am
running late.
Would you like to schedule your
weekly wedgie, or should I just
surprise you?
Um, ugh, I’m free after the
soccer game.
Yes, that works for me as
well.
See you this afternoon,
Dead-Zilla!
Q: The Riverview Rams!
The most feared team in the
league.
They put 17 players in the
hospital this year alone!
(Groaning)
How did we get into this
again?
We have to sign up for one
team sport a year, remember?
It was soccer or synchronized
swimming!
(Splashing)
At least we kept our rep, bro!
(Cheering)
What our carnival needs is a
celebrity, but we don’t know
anyone famous!
But we do know Rock Zilla’s
son!
We’re not even friends with
Willy.
We’ll have to make him think
we are without making him
suspicious.
(Groaning)
COACH: Zilla, you’re going
in!
(Gasping)
There’s only 30 seconds left!
Yo, you might not die!
I’ve got an idea!
"Servils, Servils," we’re all
class!
Mess with us and we’ll kick
your--
(Whistling)
Excuse me, I need to speak to
Troy!
Willy has to score the winning
goal!
Are you out of your mind?
Willy Zilla?
This is the finals!
Our reputations as leaders of
this school depend on this!
Just do it!
Zilla, run for the goal
crease and turn around when I
say.
Got it?
(Whistling)
Zilla, heads up!
(Cheering)
CHANTING: Zilla!
Zilla!
Zilla!
I can’t believe you did that!
My brother!
You totally saved the game!
I never knew you were so
talented, Willy!
Neither did I!
I underestimated you, Willy
Zilla, and I hardly ever do
that!
We want you to come to Cool Comb
Louie’s with us!
Really?
Me?
Yes, you!
You just saved the game!
I did, didn’t I!
Can Alyssa and Quincy come too?
Anything you want, Willy!
♪
Colleges have determined that
today’s youth are not
independent enough.
In some cases, this can be a
result of parents who themselves
are in an arrested state of
adolescent development!
Check it out!
Electric blue highlights!
They glow in the dark!
Rock, you should read this.
It says here that today’s
children should learn to rely on
themselves more!
Can someone drive me to the
mall?
It’s an emergency!
I need some white lipstick to go
with my boots!
See what I mean?
Excuse me, I am too
independent!
Oh, sweetie, you’re my first
offspring and I love you, but
you can’t even find your bedroom
on your own!
Oh, yeah, watch me!
(Snoring)
Okay, I can’t, so what?
My hair’s flat!
(Gasping)
Hi, pumpkin!
Your mother and I were talking--
We think it’s time you got
your driver’s license!
My bedroom’s not that far!
Is it?
No, it’s so you can drive
around town.
You can have any one of my cars
if you pass!
(Brakes screeching)
Oh!
(Groaning)
I’ll get my learner’s permit
today!
Guess what, I scored the
winning goal in the finals and
now I’m one of the most popular
kids in the school!
(Laughing)
Yeah, right, freak!
Nice fantasy!
See you guys later!
It’s true!
Sally Raptor thinks I’ve got
real potential, and it’s all
because of something I did.
Not because of you!
No offense, dad!
Every dude’s gotta make it on
his own steam!
I respect that!
I’m so happy for you, Willy!
Oh, there’s nothing like good
friends!
(Sighing)
I remember my first car!
Drag racing, doing donuts in the
parking lot, buzzing the cop
shop!
Ahem.
But, you’re not allowed to do
any of that!
Sure, dad!
Um, how do I turn it on?
Right pedal’s the gas, left’s
the brake.
Let’s rock ’n roll!
(Screaming)
(Screaming)
Yahoo, that was radical!
You got a lead foot just like
your old man!
I-I-I need some calming tea!
Wanna work on your parking
later?
What’s the point?
Everywhere I go has valet!
That’s my girl!
Hey, Jeff!
Hi, Abigail!
How’s it going, Connie?
You missed our appointment,
Zilla!
Oh, right, well, see I had
to--
Skip it.
You’re currently off my "To
Bully" list.
Buzz here can’t touch you
unless I say so.
Just one of the perks of being
popular!
Why don’t we test it out?
Do you have anything you’d like
to say to Buzz?
Are you joking?
Where do I start?
I don’t think you’re very nice,
Buzz.
You smell like feet.
You’re the dumbest kid in
school; maybe in this whole
town!
And you’re uglier than my pet
lizard’s butt!
Ahem.
I will contain and focus my
energy for another day’s beating
of my sworn foe.
We will meet again!
Why does he listen to you?
Because if he doesn’t,
everyone at school would know
his dirty little secret.
♪
Let’s just say it would put his
bullying career on ice!
See you!
I insulted him for ten
minutes straight!
In two days, Sally’s made me
popular!
Not to be a killjoy, but
isn’t that enough to make you
suspicious?
She did get him mad press!
Check it out!
Shorty’s got peeps on payroll!
Let me see, thanks.
Maybe you could get us into
the Spring Bash!
You have to know the secret
handshake just to get in!
Ugh, they think they’re so
great ’cause they exclude other
people?
All they care about is image,
anyway.
So, have you asked Willy
about bringing his dad to the
carnival yet?
I’ll ask him at the party.
He actually thinks he’s one of
us!
There’s no way he’ll say no.
And after the carnival?
Dump the dork, of course!
So, you and I are still
building the dunk tank tonight.
Yup, I’ll come over right
after dinner.
It’ll be platinum.
Platinum?
It’s Troy’s new cool word.
Right.
Willy, there you are!
See ya, Willy.
Come on, Quincy, we’re gonna be
late for class.
Comin’ to the mall with us
after school tonight?
We’re all going!
Oh, I promised I’d help
Alyssa help build the dunk tank
tonight.
Don’t worry, we won’t be too
late!
Platinum!
Good job on the base there,
Alyssa!
Quincy, did you hear
something?
You mean like that friend of
ours who used to play video
games with me?
Nope.
I said I’m sorry about last
night!
I lost track of time at the
mall!
Words I thought I’d never
hear you say!
How could you ditch me, Willy?
Well, I was helping Sally--
Yeah, we know!
What about us, bro?!
You guys are awesome, it’s
just that I have other friends
now, too!
But we’re still going to the
Megasea X marathon.
And I’ve got a surprise!
VIP passes, anyone?
Forgive me?
Well, it’s a start.
CRYSTAL: Left, oh, left!
Watch the pool!
(Splashing)
What was that?
Serenity’s practising for her
driving test!
(Sobbing)
So, we’re all set for Friday
night?
I just finished the list of
people who aren’t invited.
It’s gonna be the best Spring
Bash ever!
Later!
Willy!
(Crashing)
The Spring Bash is this Friday
night at the country club, and
you’re invited!
Awesome!
Can Quincy and Alyssa come?
Um, actually, it’s a really
exclusive party, and we only
have one more invitation left.
We already had plans to go to
the Megasea X Film Festival!
I’m talking about the party
of the year!
But we have a three headed
costume!
It’s your call, but if
they’re true friends, they’ll
understand and not want to hold
you back.
Do you really think so?
Absolutely.
You’re a pretty rockstar!
(Doorbell chiming)
(Screaming)
Chill, Mr. Z.!
It’s just us!
Jeez, thought I was having a
seventies moment for a minute
there!
Willy, there’s a- a- lizard
thing here for you!
Uh, hey guys.
Willy, you look awful!
(Coughing)
I don’t think I can go
tonight, I’m so sorry!
Don’t be, it’s not your fault
you’re sick!
We’ll represent, and we’ll
save you a souvenir!
Get better, okay?
Thanks.
(Sighing)
Why does being popular have to
be so hard?
(Crickets chirping)
(Doorbell chiming)
Secret handshake?
Welcome to the Spring Bash!
(Laughing)
So, I was, like, you’re six
and you don’t have a credit
card yet?
(Laughing)
Wouldn’t it be platinum if
Willy’s dad did a photo op at
the carnival?
It would raise so much money for
the school!
What do you say, Willy?
Actually, he’s really
preoccupied with his latest...
investments!
Oh, well.
Worth a try!
Plan B: we have to get to his
dad so I can ask him myself!
This party’s totally beat.
Time for a change of location.
Let’s go to Willy’s house!
Woo!
(Cheering)
(Splashing)
(Slurping)
SALLY: Hey Jeeves, my ice is
melted!
And fetch me a new towel!
Willy, do you always let your
manservant walk around out of
uniform like that?
I’ve got it.
Could you please grab some more
chips from the kitchen?
I’ll make this up to you, I
swear!
(Grumbling)
Mr. Zilla?
Hello?
I hope Willy’s awake!
He’s gonna freak when he sees
this autographed poster we got
him!
Sounds like they’re out here.
Willy, what’s going on?
Oh, no!
(Coughing)
Willy, you lied to us!
Yeah!
Um, there is a dress code in
effect!
Whoa!
We thought you were sick!
Hope your new friends are for
keeps, because as of now,
they’re your only friends!
Yeah!
Alyssa, Q, wait!
I can explain!
(Crashing)
(Car alarm beeping)
Gotta get rid of that slice
before we join the club!
Party over already?
Yeah, and it was platinum!
Wait, guys!
Don’t go!
(Screaming)
There goes another one!
Actually, I wish they’d all
go home!
I thought everything was
great!
Kind of.
I’ve got tons of new friends and
I’m invited to all the big
parties, but I don’t have that
much in common with them.
And now I’ve lost my two best
friends.
Hmm, I see your dilemma.
Being popular is like winning
the gold medal of regular
teenagerdom, so how come I feel
so awful?
You’ll figure it out.
Either way, you’re A List in my
book, buddy.
Thanks, dad.
You too.
Yeah, I’m taking my test
right now!
Oops, gotta go.
So, how did I do?
(Sighing)
(Honking)
Oh, right!
How dare he fail me!
Doesn’t he know who I am?
Oh, do you have this in blue?
How is your fundraiser going,
Sally?
Has this Willy boy agreed to
bring his father to the
carnival?
Plan A and B failed!
I even had to get a rabies shot!
I don’t know what else to do,
mom.
What did you say this
celebrity father does for a
living?
He’s... a world renowned
musician.
Interesting!
I could tempt him with a
membership to the country club.
Willy’s dad?
Um, I don’t think he’d be
interested.
Nonsense!
That club could use some more
culture!
In fact, invite the whole family
to the new members’ luncheon.
I’m sure he’ll reconsider
helping you once he sees the
club.
Yes, I suppose that’s
possible, mom.
I hate to tell you this, but
I wouldn’t cancel your chess
club membership just yet.
What are you talking about?
Sally doesn’t really like
you, she’s just using you to get
to dad!
Oh, that.
I called around; the winning
goal was a set up!
They wanted you to be the hero
so you’d think you fit in!
I know, in fact I was
counting on it!
Okay?
You lost me!
I knew mom and dad really
wanted to be members of the
country club.
But I also knew those
pretentious snobs would never
let the Zillas in, at least not
without a little nudging.
You mean you set the whole
thing up, and they actually fell
for it?
Hook, line, and sinker!
The hardest part was not telling
my real friends what I was up
to, but I had to make sure it
was convincing!
So, your social status is
about to take a nosedive, and
you’re okay with that?
What’s so great about being
popular?
(Gasping)
I’d much rather be myself with
Alyssa and Q, if they ever speak
to me again, that is.
Ugh, and here I thought you
were actually showing some
promise!
C’mon, guys!
It was the only way to trick
Sally and the others into
thinking I really wanted to be
one of them.
I never meant to hurt your
feelings!
I’m really, really sorry!
Well, you should’ve kept us
in the loop, dog!
Is it too much to ask for a
little trust?
I mean, isn’t that what friends
are for?
You’re right, I blew it.
I don’t deserve friends like you
guys.
From now on, I promise to let
you in on all my secret plots
and schemes!
Okay.
We forgive you.
Really?
You guys are the best!
So, what are you gonna do
now?
It’s the invitation to the
country club’s new members’
lunch.
If Sally wants Rock, she’s going
to get him!
Feel like joining Rock Zilla’s
entourage this weekend?
Suddenly, an afternoon at a
snooty golf club sounds fun!
(Crashing)
ROCK: Oh, yeah!
You’re improving, pumpkin!
Let’s get this party started!
Fore!
Excuse me!
You can’t just walk in here!
This is a private affair!
Yes we can!
We were invited!
It’s a little bourgeois, but
it will do!
Now, if you’ll excuse us,
we’ve got some serious lawn
bowling to do.
(Crashing)
Ahem, I call this one the
irrigator!
(Gasping)
(Sighing)
Mission accomplished!
You ruined our luncheon,
geeks!
I thought I told you to ask your
parents to behave themselves!
Must’ve slipped my mind!
But I do want the school to get
that climbing wall.
I’ll bring you a celebrity on
one condition.
(Whispering)
Fine, but you are so not
popular anymore!
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(Splashing)
(Laughing)
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