My Dad the Rock Star (2003–2004): Season 1, Episode 11 - Mr. Big - full transcript

When Sally Raptor offers Willy a coveted spot in the ?in crowd?, Willy gets a taste of what it?s like to be extremely popular ? and it rocks! But complications arise when Sally tries to get Willy to abandon his old friends Alissa and Quincy.

♪ It’s so hard ♪

♪ Just to feel normal

♪ When everyone is completely

paranormal ♪

♪ And everything is totally

deranged ♪

♪ And you’re the only one who’s

sane ♪

♪ Sometimes it gets

so unbearable ♪

♪ But mostly I feel



unbelievable ♪

♪ And I’m a freak ’cause my dad

is a rock star ♪

♪ Yeah

♪ My dad is a rock star

♪ That’s it, the party’s over ♪

♪ Turn off the lights, I’m

leaving the stage ♪

♪ I just wanna get

a little more control ♪

♪ So nobody can tell me what to

do ♪

♪ Sometimes it gets

so unbearable ♪



♪ But mostly I feel

unbelievable ♪

♪ And I’m a freak, ’cause my dad

is a rock star ♪

♪ Yeah

♪ My dad is a rock star

♪ Yeah, yeah



Ah-whoo!

(Honking)



The Megasea X Film Festival

is this Friday!

Five straight hours of never

before seen episodes!

Yo, our three headed

radioactive newt costume is

gonna be so bad!

Oh, great, it’s fundraising

time again!

This school desperately needs

a rock climbing wall.

Let’s work together and raise

the money!

Sign up to run the carnival

today!

Sally Raptor’s into rock

climbing?

The only thing Sally’s into

climbing is the social ladder!

Probably gunning for homecoming

queen.

Her mom’s always throwing these

fancy charity events at the

Silent Springs country club,

just so everyone in town will

like her.

I’ve heard of that place.

My parents applied a while ago.

Shirley Raptor?

Ah, just the bird I was looking

for!

Name’s Skunk.

Got an application for you:

special delivery, and I do mean

special!

(Gulping)

Uh, we’ll be in touch, Mr.

Skunk.

Oh, I certainly hope so!

Gonna go and give the old hot

tub a spin, and I’ll save a spot

for you!

Poop-poop-padoo!

No offense, but I hope they

aren’t accepted.

Everyone there’s so fake!

Willy!

Speaking of fake.

Alyssa, Quentin, it’s so good

to see you!

It’s Quincy!

Whatever!

We could really use your help.

Willy, you and Alyssa could work

the dunk tank together!

Help Sally and her lemmings?

I’d rather scrub the boy’s

bathroom!

A brand new advanced rock

climbing wall would be pretty

cool!

Fine, but I’m not getting

dunked.

Willy Zilla, running the dunk

tank.

How fortuitous.

I’ve been saving a large can of

quarters for just such an

occasion!

Oh, that’s great, Buzz,

really.

(Bell ringing)

I would like to continue this

conversation, however I am

running late.

Would you like to schedule your

weekly wedgie, or should I just

surprise you?

Um, ugh, I’m free after the

soccer game.

Yes, that works for me as

well.

See you this afternoon,

Dead-Zilla!

Q: The Riverview Rams!

The most feared team in the

league.

They put 17 players in the

hospital this year alone!

(Groaning)

How did we get into this

again?

We have to sign up for one

team sport a year, remember?

It was soccer or synchronized

swimming!

(Splashing)

At least we kept our rep, bro!

(Cheering)

What our carnival needs is a

celebrity, but we don’t know

anyone famous!

But we do know Rock Zilla’s

son!

We’re not even friends with

Willy.

We’ll have to make him think

we are without making him

suspicious.

(Groaning)

COACH: Zilla, you’re going

in!

(Gasping)

There’s only 30 seconds left!

Yo, you might not die!

I’ve got an idea!

"Servils, Servils," we’re all

class!

Mess with us and we’ll kick

your--

(Whistling)

Excuse me, I need to speak to

Troy!

Willy has to score the winning

goal!

Are you out of your mind?

Willy Zilla?

This is the finals!

Our reputations as leaders of

this school depend on this!

Just do it!

Zilla, run for the goal

crease and turn around when I

say.

Got it?

(Whistling)

Zilla, heads up!

(Cheering)

CHANTING: Zilla!

Zilla!

Zilla!

I can’t believe you did that!

My brother!

You totally saved the game!

I never knew you were so

talented, Willy!

Neither did I!

I underestimated you, Willy

Zilla, and I hardly ever do

that!

We want you to come to Cool Comb

Louie’s with us!

Really?

Me?

Yes, you!

You just saved the game!

I did, didn’t I!

Can Alyssa and Quincy come too?

Anything you want, Willy!



Colleges have determined that

today’s youth are not

independent enough.

In some cases, this can be a

result of parents who themselves

are in an arrested state of

adolescent development!

Check it out!

Electric blue highlights!

They glow in the dark!

Rock, you should read this.

It says here that today’s

children should learn to rely on

themselves more!

Can someone drive me to the

mall?

It’s an emergency!

I need some white lipstick to go

with my boots!

See what I mean?

Excuse me, I am too

independent!

Oh, sweetie, you’re my first

offspring and I love you, but

you can’t even find your bedroom

on your own!

Oh, yeah, watch me!

(Snoring)

Okay, I can’t, so what?

My hair’s flat!

(Gasping)

Hi, pumpkin!

Your mother and I were talking--

We think it’s time you got

your driver’s license!

My bedroom’s not that far!

Is it?

No, it’s so you can drive

around town.

You can have any one of my cars

if you pass!

(Brakes screeching)

Oh!

(Groaning)

I’ll get my learner’s permit

today!

Guess what, I scored the

winning goal in the finals and

now I’m one of the most popular

kids in the school!

(Laughing)

Yeah, right, freak!

Nice fantasy!

See you guys later!

It’s true!

Sally Raptor thinks I’ve got

real potential, and it’s all

because of something I did.

Not because of you!

No offense, dad!

Every dude’s gotta make it on

his own steam!

I respect that!

I’m so happy for you, Willy!

Oh, there’s nothing like good

friends!

(Sighing)

I remember my first car!

Drag racing, doing donuts in the

parking lot, buzzing the cop

shop!

Ahem.

But, you’re not allowed to do

any of that!

Sure, dad!

Um, how do I turn it on?

Right pedal’s the gas, left’s

the brake.

Let’s rock ’n roll!

(Screaming)

(Screaming)

Yahoo, that was radical!

You got a lead foot just like

your old man!

I-I-I need some calming tea!

Wanna work on your parking

later?

What’s the point?

Everywhere I go has valet!

That’s my girl!

Hey, Jeff!

Hi, Abigail!

How’s it going, Connie?

You missed our appointment,

Zilla!

Oh, right, well, see I had

to--

Skip it.

You’re currently off my "To

Bully" list.

Buzz here can’t touch you

unless I say so.

Just one of the perks of being

popular!

Why don’t we test it out?

Do you have anything you’d like

to say to Buzz?

Are you joking?

Where do I start?

I don’t think you’re very nice,

Buzz.

You smell like feet.

You’re the dumbest kid in

school; maybe in this whole

town!

And you’re uglier than my pet

lizard’s butt!

Ahem.

I will contain and focus my

energy for another day’s beating

of my sworn foe.

We will meet again!

Why does he listen to you?

Because if he doesn’t,

everyone at school would know

his dirty little secret.



Let’s just say it would put his

bullying career on ice!

See you!

I insulted him for ten

minutes straight!

In two days, Sally’s made me

popular!

Not to be a killjoy, but

isn’t that enough to make you

suspicious?

She did get him mad press!

Check it out!

Shorty’s got peeps on payroll!

Let me see, thanks.

Maybe you could get us into

the Spring Bash!

You have to know the secret

handshake just to get in!

Ugh, they think they’re so

great ’cause they exclude other

people?

All they care about is image,

anyway.

So, have you asked Willy

about bringing his dad to the

carnival yet?

I’ll ask him at the party.

He actually thinks he’s one of

us!

There’s no way he’ll say no.

And after the carnival?

Dump the dork, of course!

So, you and I are still

building the dunk tank tonight.

Yup, I’ll come over right

after dinner.

It’ll be platinum.

Platinum?

It’s Troy’s new cool word.

Right.

Willy, there you are!

See ya, Willy.

Come on, Quincy, we’re gonna be

late for class.

Comin’ to the mall with us

after school tonight?

We’re all going!

Oh, I promised I’d help

Alyssa help build the dunk tank

tonight.

Don’t worry, we won’t be too

late!

Platinum!

Good job on the base there,

Alyssa!

Quincy, did you hear

something?

You mean like that friend of

ours who used to play video

games with me?

Nope.

I said I’m sorry about last

night!

I lost track of time at the

mall!

Words I thought I’d never

hear you say!

How could you ditch me, Willy?

Well, I was helping Sally--

Yeah, we know!

What about us, bro?!

You guys are awesome, it’s

just that I have other friends

now, too!

But we’re still going to the

Megasea X marathon.

And I’ve got a surprise!

VIP passes, anyone?

Forgive me?

Well, it’s a start.

CRYSTAL: Left, oh, left!

Watch the pool!

(Splashing)

What was that?

Serenity’s practising for her

driving test!

(Sobbing)

So, we’re all set for Friday

night?

I just finished the list of

people who aren’t invited.

It’s gonna be the best Spring

Bash ever!

Later!

Willy!

(Crashing)

The Spring Bash is this Friday

night at the country club, and

you’re invited!

Awesome!

Can Quincy and Alyssa come?

Um, actually, it’s a really

exclusive party, and we only

have one more invitation left.

We already had plans to go to

the Megasea X Film Festival!

I’m talking about the party

of the year!

But we have a three headed

costume!

It’s your call, but if

they’re true friends, they’ll

understand and not want to hold

you back.

Do you really think so?

Absolutely.

You’re a pretty rockstar!

(Doorbell chiming)

(Screaming)

Chill, Mr. Z.!

It’s just us!

Jeez, thought I was having a

seventies moment for a minute

there!

Willy, there’s a- a- lizard

thing here for you!

Uh, hey guys.

Willy, you look awful!

(Coughing)

I don’t think I can go

tonight, I’m so sorry!

Don’t be, it’s not your fault

you’re sick!

We’ll represent, and we’ll

save you a souvenir!

Get better, okay?

Thanks.

(Sighing)

Why does being popular have to

be so hard?

(Crickets chirping)

(Doorbell chiming)

Secret handshake?

Welcome to the Spring Bash!

(Laughing)

So, I was, like, you’re six

and you don’t have a credit

card yet?

(Laughing)

Wouldn’t it be platinum if

Willy’s dad did a photo op at

the carnival?

It would raise so much money for

the school!

What do you say, Willy?

Actually, he’s really

preoccupied with his latest...

investments!

Oh, well.

Worth a try!

Plan B: we have to get to his

dad so I can ask him myself!

This party’s totally beat.

Time for a change of location.

Let’s go to Willy’s house!

Woo!

(Cheering)

(Splashing)

(Slurping)

SALLY: Hey Jeeves, my ice is

melted!

And fetch me a new towel!

Willy, do you always let your

manservant walk around out of

uniform like that?

I’ve got it.

Could you please grab some more

chips from the kitchen?

I’ll make this up to you, I

swear!

(Grumbling)

Mr. Zilla?

Hello?

I hope Willy’s awake!

He’s gonna freak when he sees

this autographed poster we got

him!

Sounds like they’re out here.

Willy, what’s going on?

Oh, no!

(Coughing)

Willy, you lied to us!

Yeah!

Um, there is a dress code in

effect!

Whoa!

We thought you were sick!

Hope your new friends are for

keeps, because as of now,

they’re your only friends!

Yeah!

Alyssa, Q, wait!

I can explain!

(Crashing)

(Car alarm beeping)

Gotta get rid of that slice

before we join the club!

Party over already?

Yeah, and it was platinum!

Wait, guys!

Don’t go!

(Screaming)

There goes another one!

Actually, I wish they’d all

go home!

I thought everything was

great!

Kind of.

I’ve got tons of new friends and

I’m invited to all the big

parties, but I don’t have that

much in common with them.

And now I’ve lost my two best

friends.

Hmm, I see your dilemma.

Being popular is like winning

the gold medal of regular

teenagerdom, so how come I feel

so awful?

You’ll figure it out.

Either way, you’re A List in my

book, buddy.

Thanks, dad.

You too.

Yeah, I’m taking my test

right now!

Oops, gotta go.

So, how did I do?

(Sighing)

(Honking)

Oh, right!

How dare he fail me!

Doesn’t he know who I am?

Oh, do you have this in blue?

How is your fundraiser going,

Sally?

Has this Willy boy agreed to

bring his father to the

carnival?

Plan A and B failed!

I even had to get a rabies shot!

I don’t know what else to do,

mom.

What did you say this

celebrity father does for a

living?

He’s... a world renowned

musician.

Interesting!

I could tempt him with a

membership to the country club.

Willy’s dad?

Um, I don’t think he’d be

interested.

Nonsense!

That club could use some more

culture!

In fact, invite the whole family

to the new members’ luncheon.

I’m sure he’ll reconsider

helping you once he sees the

club.

Yes, I suppose that’s

possible, mom.

I hate to tell you this, but

I wouldn’t cancel your chess

club membership just yet.

What are you talking about?

Sally doesn’t really like

you, she’s just using you to get

to dad!

Oh, that.

I called around; the winning

goal was a set up!

They wanted you to be the hero

so you’d think you fit in!

I know, in fact I was

counting on it!

Okay?

You lost me!

I knew mom and dad really

wanted to be members of the

country club.

But I also knew those

pretentious snobs would never

let the Zillas in, at least not

without a little nudging.

You mean you set the whole

thing up, and they actually fell

for it?

Hook, line, and sinker!

The hardest part was not telling

my real friends what I was up

to, but I had to make sure it

was convincing!

So, your social status is

about to take a nosedive, and

you’re okay with that?

What’s so great about being

popular?

(Gasping)

I’d much rather be myself with

Alyssa and Q, if they ever speak

to me again, that is.

Ugh, and here I thought you

were actually showing some

promise!

C’mon, guys!

It was the only way to trick

Sally and the others into

thinking I really wanted to be

one of them.

I never meant to hurt your

feelings!

I’m really, really sorry!

Well, you should’ve kept us

in the loop, dog!

Is it too much to ask for a

little trust?

I mean, isn’t that what friends

are for?

You’re right, I blew it.

I don’t deserve friends like you

guys.

From now on, I promise to let

you in on all my secret plots

and schemes!

Okay.

We forgive you.

Really?

You guys are the best!

So, what are you gonna do

now?

It’s the invitation to the

country club’s new members’

lunch.

If Sally wants Rock, she’s going

to get him!

Feel like joining Rock Zilla’s

entourage this weekend?

Suddenly, an afternoon at a

snooty golf club sounds fun!

(Crashing)

ROCK: Oh, yeah!

You’re improving, pumpkin!

Let’s get this party started!

Fore!

Excuse me!

You can’t just walk in here!

This is a private affair!

Yes we can!

We were invited!

It’s a little bourgeois, but

it will do!

Now, if you’ll excuse us,

we’ve got some serious lawn

bowling to do.

(Crashing)

Ahem, I call this one the

irrigator!

(Gasping)

(Sighing)

Mission accomplished!

You ruined our luncheon,

geeks!

I thought I told you to ask your

parents to behave themselves!

Must’ve slipped my mind!

But I do want the school to get

that climbing wall.

I’ll bring you a celebrity on

one condition.

(Whispering)

Fine, but you are so not

popular anymore!



(Splashing)

(Laughing)