My Dad the Rock Star (2003–2004): Season 1, Episode 12 - Rebel Without a Nose Ring - full transcript
Willy finds himself on the verge of being expelled from school after a series of un-fortune events pin him as a disrespectful student who is banning the students together to take over the school.
♪ It’s so hard ♪
♪ Just to feel normal
♪ When everyone is completely
paranormal ♪
♪ And everything is totally
deranged ♪
♪ And you’re the only one who’s
sane ♪
♪ Sometimes it gets
so unbearable ♪
♪ But mostly I feel
unbelievable ♪
♪ And I’m a freak ’cause my dad
is a rock star ♪
♪ Yeah
♪ My dad is a rock star
♪ That’s it, the party’s over ♪
♪ Turn off the lights, I’m
leaving the stage ♪
♪ I just wanna get
a little more control ♪
♪ So nobody can tell me what to
do ♪
♪ Sometimes it gets
so unbearable ♪
♪ But mostly I feel
unbelievable ♪
♪ And I’m a freak, ’cause my dad
is a rock star ♪
♪ Yeah
♪ My dad is a rock star
♪ Yeah, yeah
♪
Ah-whoo!
(Snoring)
(Beeping)
(Rock music blaring)
(Screaming)
(Grunting)
(Laughing)
Good morning, Willy!
Dad!
What are you doing up so early?
I was never down.
I pulled an all nighter fixing
your clock radio so you could
hear my new CD.
3600 watts a channel and added a
little sub woofer!
Yeah, crank it up!
Ah-whooo!
Oo?
"Rockzilla Rocks: Unplugged."
Your mom thought my fans
would like a little easy
listening music.
You know, something laid back.
Oh yeah, about as laid back
as a herd of stampeding rhinos.
Right on!
That’s exactly the kind of
mellow mood I was going for.
It’s great, Dad.
I mean your fans will love it
but, well, I like to wake up to
the news, you know?
No prob.
Like I always say it takes all
kinds to rock the world, right?
Right.
But do they have to start
rocking it so early?
Drink your orange juice,
dears, it’s freshly squeezed
from holistically grown oranges.
The trees are fed only the
purest spring water.
Each orange is massaged daily
and none is picked until it’s
chakras are in perfect harmony.
ROCKZILLA: Woo, yeah!
Who’s ready for a bowl of
Rockzilla’s chili con carnage?
It’s a real eye opener.
Actually your eyes ain’t all
this stuff will open.
Pass, Dad.
I choose life.
(Chewing)
(Spitting)
Bummer.
Aw, what’s wrong, dear?
It’s my chili con carnage.
It usually has a little more
kick to it, you know?
Hm.
Have a rockin’ day, Willy.
Sure, Dad, you too.
Hey, looking good, Alyssa.
Yo, what’s rocking, Q my man?
’Sup, Mr. Z?
Just keeping it real, know what
I’m saying?
Laying down a steady groove.
I’m with the flow.
I’m just, uh, know what I’m
saying?
I’m, um...
Fine?
Yeah, I’m fine.
(Gasping)
Chili backwash, take cover!
(Belching)
Mm, tastes even better coming
up than it did going down.
Think I’ll have seconds.
Or, is it thirds?
Yo, and I thought I was
styling when I belched the
alphabet.
Last time he made chili we
had to re wallpaper the first
floor.
Ew.
That has got to be the world’s
ugliest garden gnome.
Oh, actually, it’s the
world’s sleaziest tabloid
reporter.
What are you up to this time,
Scoop?
Same old, same old, kid.
(Gasping)
Just making a living.
Headline: Surly Spawn of Rock
Icon Rebels Against Famous
Father.
Rockzilla and son caught by
cameras in wild screaming match.
We weren’t screaming, we were
saying goodbye.
No need to bore my readers
with the truth, kid.
Better hit the road, Scoop.
Mosh hasn’t had breakfast yet.
(Growling)
Call him off, call him off!
Sorry, komodos are mindless
eating machines.
Once they smell fresh meat
there’s no switching ’em off.
Aw, Mosh is such a
sweetheart.
Hey, no need to bore Scoop
with the truth, right?
(Laughing)
Right.
(Kissing)
(Gasping)
(Coughing)
Hm, still a little bland.
Try this, dear.
These peppers were organically
grown from seeds that were found
in an ancient Aztec temple
dedicated to the sun god
Itllhurtalotl.
(Exploding)
(Howling)
Woo-hoo!
Houston we have ignition.
(Coughing)
What’s Buzz up to?
Is it possible Buzz Sawchuck
has an artistic side?
Only if you’re talking con
artist.
Yo, that’s good, Buzz.
This is freaky.
You’ve actually got talent?
Indeed, my ability’s with
light, texture, and shadow are
second only to my skill for
causing mayhem.
Yeah.
(Gasping)
Principal Malfactor’s going
to flip.
(Laughing)
Hey, you signed my name!
Buzz, you lowdown malicious
conniving bottom feeding--
Please, your refusive praise
is making me blush.
(Gasping)
It’s not what you think.
I’ve been framed!
This is Buzz Sawchuck’s twisted
idea of a joke.
That’s right, Sir.
We back Willy up all the way.
Sadly, my reputation as one
who often steps outside the
bounds of acceptable social norm
makes me vulnerable when others
are in search of the proverbial
scapegoat.
But unlike your weak-minded
friends our keenly intelligent
principal would never fall for
such an obvious ploy.
Sir, nobody in their right
mind would sign something like
this!
Hm, it does seem a bit too
obvious, doesn’t it, Mr.
Sawchuck?
Indeed, Sir, it does.
Sadly, children who are
suffering parental neglect will
often choose inappropriate
methods to garner the attention
that is lacking at home.
I understand it’s a common
situation in celebrity
households.
I knew when he started going
to psychotherapy no good would
come of it.
My office now!
(Belching)
(Gasping)
ROCKZILLA: Woo-hoo, now that
is what I call chili con
carnage.
Those peppers are hot stuff,
just like you.
Look on the bright side
you’re in the record books, bro.
Most detentions assigned in one
day.
Oh boy, is there a trophy?
We’ll file an appeal.
We’ll take it all the way to the
school board if we have to.
No thanks, Lys, that would
only get Malfactor even more
ticked at me.
Let’s just chalk this up as
another real life experience.
But it’s not fair!
From now on I’m off
Malfactor’s radar.
I’m deploying stealth
technology.
He’ll forget I even exist.
Call me Mr. Anonymous.
Uh, could I have your
autograph?
Autograph?
You’re famous!
WILLY: Oh no.
From Mr. Anonymous to Mr.
Front Page News.
Looks like Scoop is giving
you the star treatment, bro.
It’s all a pack of lies.
You shouldn’t be reading this
junk.
Sorry, no free samples.
At least not until I exhaust the
sales opportunities yet to be
had in the teacher’s lounge.
WILLY: Come back here!
ALYSSA: Willy, no running the
hallways!
Malfactor will flip!
No shouting either, Lys.
(Footsteps sounding)
Look out!
(Grunting)
(Gasping)
(Laughing)
You, I might have known.
Sir, it was an accident.
I was--
Hm, defying authority,
causing mayhem--
Believe me, I get enough
mayhem at home.
I don’t really need anymore at
school.
(Laughing)
Flaunting your disrespect
with satirical wisecracks?
That wasn’t a wisecrack.
(Laughing)
Neither was that!
Sir, I think you’re a little
woozy.
Maybe you should lie down.
Oh yes, I’m woozy.
Woozy like a fox!
You can’t fool me, I am a
history major!
I know all about revolution.
Oh, I should’ve seen it coming.
General unrest, lack of
discipline, fanciful hairdos, a
casual disregard for personal
hygiene.
All they needed was a
charismatic leader.
Wow, you tackled the
principal.
Now I really want your
autograph.
You and your gang of mindless
followers are trying to take
over the school!
I have to restore order before
it’s too late.
Poor guy, seems a little
stressed.
And the concussion can’t be
helping.
Aw, I bet stuff like this
would never happen if Dad was an
accountant.
ALYSSA: A dress code!
"No nose rings, no tattoos,
no pointy hair, underwear must
only be worn under your pants."
"And the girls have to wear
dresses."
Yo, what’s a loafer?
Oh, what a relief.
I was expecting armed tanks in
the hallways.
I mean it could’ve been worse,
right?
(Laughing)
ALYSSA: Drop the dress code,
we’ve got to stand together.
Fight for our rights, rise up,
join the struggle!
I’m just wasting my breath.
I don’t think anyone wants to
join a struggle if it’s going to
get them upside Malfactor’s
bad side.
Can’t blame ’em.
Been there, done that.
Now let’s get out of here before
Malfactor sees us.
(Gasping)
That’s him, he’s Silent
Springs’ celebrity bad boy.
Shoo, beat it, go away.
He bites the heads off
hamsters, and he was abducted by
aliens when he was a baby.
That’s it!
Every good cause needs a
celebrity spokesperson.
No way, I’m no celebrity.
Don’t be shy.
Just say something.
No!
(Echoing)
ALL: No, no, no, no, no dress
code.
See.
Worked like a charm.
Funny, seems more like a
curse.
ALL CHANTING: No, no!
No dress code!
(Door locking)
No, no, no--
Check it out, you’ve
kick-started the revolution.
I was keeping a low profile,
remember?
I’m sorry Scoop’s stupid
tabloid piece has turned you
into a celebrity.
But I promise to only use your
powers for good.
Freedom of choice, freedom of
expression!
QUINCY: Yo, go with the flow,
bro.
Hey, that rhymed.
I’m a rapper.
(Gasping)
Water balloons?
(Screaming)
Hold your fire, this is a
strictly non violent protest.
Me thinks thou dost protest
too much.
(Laughing)
Hah, it’s a dud, Buzz, just
like you.
What is the meaning--
(Spitting)
(Laughing)
Quite the sudden rain shower
wasn’t it, Sir?
I take complete
responsibility for this protest.
Go ahead, do your worst.
I’m willing to take a lifetime
detention for our noble cause.
So, now you’re brainwashing
your mindless followers into
taking the blame for you.
Hey, nobody washes my brain
but me.
And who’s he calling mindless?
Yeah, well at least he liked
your suggestion of a lifetime
detention.
Oh yeah, sorry.
And not only am I banned from
all school field trips, I don’t
even get a slice on pizza day.
(Chewing)
(Honking)
Hey, Willy!
Check it out.
Wow!
(Grunting)
I fixed your bike.
But it wasn’t broken.
Well, yeah, that doesn’t mean
it didn’t need a new paint job,
extended forks, magwheels, fox
tails and a six disc CD changer.
Woo-hoo!
(Belching)
Whoops, excuse me.
That extra strength chili con
carnage sure has staying power.
(Coughing)
Wild.
I thought he did that fire
breathing trick with lighter
fluid.
Woo-hoo.
So, what do you think?
Is this a killer ride or what?
Yeah, great Dad.
Maybe you could paint a bulls
eye on my forehead while you’re
at it.
What’s up with Willy being so
down?
Well, he had a brutal day at
school today, Mr. Z.
Hm.
There there, dear.
We’ll all get together and share
some deep calming breaths.
I’m sure we can reason with him.
You don’t know Malfactor,
Mom.
He’s totally unreasonable,
unbending, and unhuman.
Now, Willy, you know that’s
wrong.
Yeah, I know, Mom.
I should’ve said inhuman.
I mean when you judge others
you’re only judging yourself.
Instead of lashing out, try to
understand where Mr. Malfactor
is coming from.
I already have a pretty good
idea, Mom.
He came straight from--
(Honking)
(Screaming)
(Grunting)
ROCKZILLA: Ow!
Willy, Alyssa and Q told me all
about it.
So I pedalled right on down to
talk with the Malfactor dude.
I figured I’d better get this
thing straightened out, you
know?
(Honking)
Anyway, after we got the hellos
out of the way I--
Well, I kind of, sort of,
accidentally, set him on fire.
But don’t worry, I put him
right out.
(Crashing)
Oh, no.
I, uh, brought a note home
from the principal.
You got me expelled!
(Barking)
Well, not yet.
There’s still hope.
See, if you read the fine print
it says first thing tomorrow you
have to go to a conduct review
meeting with some school board
big wigs.
Now, don’t you worry, Willy.
I’ll be right there with you
playing back up.
I’ll give them something to rock
about.
(Belching)
Whoops.
Guess I shouldn’t have had that
midnight snack.
Dad, I have to convince them
I’m really not some kind of wise
guy trouble making kid with a
wacko celebrity father.
No probs, you’re a great kid
and uh...uh...hm.
Define wacko.
I think I’d better handle
this gig solo.
Showing up in front of a bunch
of stuffed shirts with Rockzilla
by my side would be like waving
a red flag at a herd of mad
bulls.
But, I’ll be--
Stay!
(Whimpering)
MR. MALFACTOR: This negative
influence must be eliminated
before he can realize his
diabolical plot to overthrow my
authority.
Obviously because his father is
some sort of celebrity the boy
thinks rules don’t apply to him.
I’m sure his jet setting parents
fill his head with all kinds of
subversive ideas.
WILLY: Oh yeah, my folks have
taught me all sorts of crazy
stuff.
When you judge others you’re
only judging yourself.
Like I always say it takes
all kinds to rock the world,
right?
My parents have taught me not
to judge people by the colour of
their skin, or how they talk, or
what they wear, or by what you
read in some trashy tabloid
written by a weasel-y reporter
who wouldn’t know the truth if
it jumped up and bit him in the
a--
Scoop!
I told you, kid, I never bore
my readers with the truth.
Headline: Son of Zilla on
Rampage.
Terrible Teen Terrorizes Town.
Hey, a girl has got to make a
living.
(Belching)
Sorry, I’m late.
It took me a while to figure out
this tie thing.
Dad?
Is that you?
I wanted to make a good
impression.
(Coughing)
But wearing a suit and tie
must be killing you.
No probs.
I’m here to back you up.
(Coughing)
Are these the stuffed shirts you
were talking about?
(Throat clearing)
Uh, not that there’s anything
wrong with stuffed shirts.
I mean, hey, it takes all kinds
to rock the world, right Dad?
(Gasping)
Yo, Willy, I think that tie
really is killing him.
Hang on, Dad.
(Belching)
Excuse me.
Wow, your Dad almost quick
fried the whole school board.
(Sighing)
I think I’ll go pack my bags
for military school.
Look on the bright side, um.
Let’s see.
(Throat clearing)
Could I uh, have your
autograph?
I have all of your albums.
Wow, the school board pres is
a huge Rockzilla fan.
Now then, perhaps we should
discuss stress leave.
Maybe Principal Malfactor
should learn some of mom’s
relaxation techniques.
I think what the dude really
needs to learn is how to duck.
(Belching)
Headline: Tabloid Tattletale
Toasted.
(Grunting)
(Cheering)
You rock, Mr. President.
Call me Lloyd.
Lloyd Sawchuck.
Did he say Sawchuck?
(Gasping)
Daddy!
Don’t believe a word he says I
had nothing to do with putting
donkey ears on the principal and
signing Willy Zilla’s name.
He did it!
And it wasn’t me throwing water
balloons at Mr. Malfactor, it
was him.
A month’s detention?
This is not fair.
(Sobbing)
He’s right, you know?
It isn’t fair.
No, but on the bright side--
It’s a start.
♪
♪ Just to feel normal
♪ When everyone is completely
paranormal ♪
♪ And everything is totally
deranged ♪
♪ And you’re the only one who’s
sane ♪
♪ Sometimes it gets
so unbearable ♪
♪ But mostly I feel
unbelievable ♪
♪ And I’m a freak ’cause my dad
is a rock star ♪
♪ Yeah
♪ My dad is a rock star
♪ That’s it, the party’s over ♪
♪ Turn off the lights, I’m
leaving the stage ♪
♪ I just wanna get
a little more control ♪
♪ So nobody can tell me what to
do ♪
♪ Sometimes it gets
so unbearable ♪
♪ But mostly I feel
unbelievable ♪
♪ And I’m a freak, ’cause my dad
is a rock star ♪
♪ Yeah
♪ My dad is a rock star
♪ Yeah, yeah
♪
Ah-whoo!
(Snoring)
(Beeping)
(Rock music blaring)
(Screaming)
(Grunting)
(Laughing)
Good morning, Willy!
Dad!
What are you doing up so early?
I was never down.
I pulled an all nighter fixing
your clock radio so you could
hear my new CD.
3600 watts a channel and added a
little sub woofer!
Yeah, crank it up!
Ah-whooo!
Oo?
"Rockzilla Rocks: Unplugged."
Your mom thought my fans
would like a little easy
listening music.
You know, something laid back.
Oh yeah, about as laid back
as a herd of stampeding rhinos.
Right on!
That’s exactly the kind of
mellow mood I was going for.
It’s great, Dad.
I mean your fans will love it
but, well, I like to wake up to
the news, you know?
No prob.
Like I always say it takes all
kinds to rock the world, right?
Right.
But do they have to start
rocking it so early?
Drink your orange juice,
dears, it’s freshly squeezed
from holistically grown oranges.
The trees are fed only the
purest spring water.
Each orange is massaged daily
and none is picked until it’s
chakras are in perfect harmony.
ROCKZILLA: Woo, yeah!
Who’s ready for a bowl of
Rockzilla’s chili con carnage?
It’s a real eye opener.
Actually your eyes ain’t all
this stuff will open.
Pass, Dad.
I choose life.
(Chewing)
(Spitting)
Bummer.
Aw, what’s wrong, dear?
It’s my chili con carnage.
It usually has a little more
kick to it, you know?
Hm.
Have a rockin’ day, Willy.
Sure, Dad, you too.
Hey, looking good, Alyssa.
Yo, what’s rocking, Q my man?
’Sup, Mr. Z?
Just keeping it real, know what
I’m saying?
Laying down a steady groove.
I’m with the flow.
I’m just, uh, know what I’m
saying?
I’m, um...
Fine?
Yeah, I’m fine.
(Gasping)
Chili backwash, take cover!
(Belching)
Mm, tastes even better coming
up than it did going down.
Think I’ll have seconds.
Or, is it thirds?
Yo, and I thought I was
styling when I belched the
alphabet.
Last time he made chili we
had to re wallpaper the first
floor.
Ew.
That has got to be the world’s
ugliest garden gnome.
Oh, actually, it’s the
world’s sleaziest tabloid
reporter.
What are you up to this time,
Scoop?
Same old, same old, kid.
(Gasping)
Just making a living.
Headline: Surly Spawn of Rock
Icon Rebels Against Famous
Father.
Rockzilla and son caught by
cameras in wild screaming match.
We weren’t screaming, we were
saying goodbye.
No need to bore my readers
with the truth, kid.
Better hit the road, Scoop.
Mosh hasn’t had breakfast yet.
(Growling)
Call him off, call him off!
Sorry, komodos are mindless
eating machines.
Once they smell fresh meat
there’s no switching ’em off.
Aw, Mosh is such a
sweetheart.
Hey, no need to bore Scoop
with the truth, right?
(Laughing)
Right.
(Kissing)
(Gasping)
(Coughing)
Hm, still a little bland.
Try this, dear.
These peppers were organically
grown from seeds that were found
in an ancient Aztec temple
dedicated to the sun god
Itllhurtalotl.
(Exploding)
(Howling)
Woo-hoo!
Houston we have ignition.
(Coughing)
What’s Buzz up to?
Is it possible Buzz Sawchuck
has an artistic side?
Only if you’re talking con
artist.
Yo, that’s good, Buzz.
This is freaky.
You’ve actually got talent?
Indeed, my ability’s with
light, texture, and shadow are
second only to my skill for
causing mayhem.
Yeah.
(Gasping)
Principal Malfactor’s going
to flip.
(Laughing)
Hey, you signed my name!
Buzz, you lowdown malicious
conniving bottom feeding--
Please, your refusive praise
is making me blush.
(Gasping)
It’s not what you think.
I’ve been framed!
This is Buzz Sawchuck’s twisted
idea of a joke.
That’s right, Sir.
We back Willy up all the way.
Sadly, my reputation as one
who often steps outside the
bounds of acceptable social norm
makes me vulnerable when others
are in search of the proverbial
scapegoat.
But unlike your weak-minded
friends our keenly intelligent
principal would never fall for
such an obvious ploy.
Sir, nobody in their right
mind would sign something like
this!
Hm, it does seem a bit too
obvious, doesn’t it, Mr.
Sawchuck?
Indeed, Sir, it does.
Sadly, children who are
suffering parental neglect will
often choose inappropriate
methods to garner the attention
that is lacking at home.
I understand it’s a common
situation in celebrity
households.
I knew when he started going
to psychotherapy no good would
come of it.
My office now!
(Belching)
(Gasping)
ROCKZILLA: Woo-hoo, now that
is what I call chili con
carnage.
Those peppers are hot stuff,
just like you.
Look on the bright side
you’re in the record books, bro.
Most detentions assigned in one
day.
Oh boy, is there a trophy?
We’ll file an appeal.
We’ll take it all the way to the
school board if we have to.
No thanks, Lys, that would
only get Malfactor even more
ticked at me.
Let’s just chalk this up as
another real life experience.
But it’s not fair!
From now on I’m off
Malfactor’s radar.
I’m deploying stealth
technology.
He’ll forget I even exist.
Call me Mr. Anonymous.
Uh, could I have your
autograph?
Autograph?
You’re famous!
WILLY: Oh no.
From Mr. Anonymous to Mr.
Front Page News.
Looks like Scoop is giving
you the star treatment, bro.
It’s all a pack of lies.
You shouldn’t be reading this
junk.
Sorry, no free samples.
At least not until I exhaust the
sales opportunities yet to be
had in the teacher’s lounge.
WILLY: Come back here!
ALYSSA: Willy, no running the
hallways!
Malfactor will flip!
No shouting either, Lys.
(Footsteps sounding)
Look out!
(Grunting)
(Gasping)
(Laughing)
You, I might have known.
Sir, it was an accident.
I was--
Hm, defying authority,
causing mayhem--
Believe me, I get enough
mayhem at home.
I don’t really need anymore at
school.
(Laughing)
Flaunting your disrespect
with satirical wisecracks?
That wasn’t a wisecrack.
(Laughing)
Neither was that!
Sir, I think you’re a little
woozy.
Maybe you should lie down.
Oh yes, I’m woozy.
Woozy like a fox!
You can’t fool me, I am a
history major!
I know all about revolution.
Oh, I should’ve seen it coming.
General unrest, lack of
discipline, fanciful hairdos, a
casual disregard for personal
hygiene.
All they needed was a
charismatic leader.
Wow, you tackled the
principal.
Now I really want your
autograph.
You and your gang of mindless
followers are trying to take
over the school!
I have to restore order before
it’s too late.
Poor guy, seems a little
stressed.
And the concussion can’t be
helping.
Aw, I bet stuff like this
would never happen if Dad was an
accountant.
ALYSSA: A dress code!
"No nose rings, no tattoos,
no pointy hair, underwear must
only be worn under your pants."
"And the girls have to wear
dresses."
Yo, what’s a loafer?
Oh, what a relief.
I was expecting armed tanks in
the hallways.
I mean it could’ve been worse,
right?
(Laughing)
ALYSSA: Drop the dress code,
we’ve got to stand together.
Fight for our rights, rise up,
join the struggle!
I’m just wasting my breath.
I don’t think anyone wants to
join a struggle if it’s going to
get them upside Malfactor’s
bad side.
Can’t blame ’em.
Been there, done that.
Now let’s get out of here before
Malfactor sees us.
(Gasping)
That’s him, he’s Silent
Springs’ celebrity bad boy.
Shoo, beat it, go away.
He bites the heads off
hamsters, and he was abducted by
aliens when he was a baby.
That’s it!
Every good cause needs a
celebrity spokesperson.
No way, I’m no celebrity.
Don’t be shy.
Just say something.
No!
(Echoing)
ALL: No, no, no, no, no dress
code.
See.
Worked like a charm.
Funny, seems more like a
curse.
ALL CHANTING: No, no!
No dress code!
(Door locking)
No, no, no--
Check it out, you’ve
kick-started the revolution.
I was keeping a low profile,
remember?
I’m sorry Scoop’s stupid
tabloid piece has turned you
into a celebrity.
But I promise to only use your
powers for good.
Freedom of choice, freedom of
expression!
QUINCY: Yo, go with the flow,
bro.
Hey, that rhymed.
I’m a rapper.
(Gasping)
Water balloons?
(Screaming)
Hold your fire, this is a
strictly non violent protest.
Me thinks thou dost protest
too much.
(Laughing)
Hah, it’s a dud, Buzz, just
like you.
What is the meaning--
(Spitting)
(Laughing)
Quite the sudden rain shower
wasn’t it, Sir?
I take complete
responsibility for this protest.
Go ahead, do your worst.
I’m willing to take a lifetime
detention for our noble cause.
So, now you’re brainwashing
your mindless followers into
taking the blame for you.
Hey, nobody washes my brain
but me.
And who’s he calling mindless?
Yeah, well at least he liked
your suggestion of a lifetime
detention.
Oh yeah, sorry.
And not only am I banned from
all school field trips, I don’t
even get a slice on pizza day.
(Chewing)
(Honking)
Hey, Willy!
Check it out.
Wow!
(Grunting)
I fixed your bike.
But it wasn’t broken.
Well, yeah, that doesn’t mean
it didn’t need a new paint job,
extended forks, magwheels, fox
tails and a six disc CD changer.
Woo-hoo!
(Belching)
Whoops, excuse me.
That extra strength chili con
carnage sure has staying power.
(Coughing)
Wild.
I thought he did that fire
breathing trick with lighter
fluid.
Woo-hoo.
So, what do you think?
Is this a killer ride or what?
Yeah, great Dad.
Maybe you could paint a bulls
eye on my forehead while you’re
at it.
What’s up with Willy being so
down?
Well, he had a brutal day at
school today, Mr. Z.
Hm.
There there, dear.
We’ll all get together and share
some deep calming breaths.
I’m sure we can reason with him.
You don’t know Malfactor,
Mom.
He’s totally unreasonable,
unbending, and unhuman.
Now, Willy, you know that’s
wrong.
Yeah, I know, Mom.
I should’ve said inhuman.
I mean when you judge others
you’re only judging yourself.
Instead of lashing out, try to
understand where Mr. Malfactor
is coming from.
I already have a pretty good
idea, Mom.
He came straight from--
(Honking)
(Screaming)
(Grunting)
ROCKZILLA: Ow!
Willy, Alyssa and Q told me all
about it.
So I pedalled right on down to
talk with the Malfactor dude.
I figured I’d better get this
thing straightened out, you
know?
(Honking)
Anyway, after we got the hellos
out of the way I--
Well, I kind of, sort of,
accidentally, set him on fire.
But don’t worry, I put him
right out.
(Crashing)
Oh, no.
I, uh, brought a note home
from the principal.
You got me expelled!
(Barking)
Well, not yet.
There’s still hope.
See, if you read the fine print
it says first thing tomorrow you
have to go to a conduct review
meeting with some school board
big wigs.
Now, don’t you worry, Willy.
I’ll be right there with you
playing back up.
I’ll give them something to rock
about.
(Belching)
Whoops.
Guess I shouldn’t have had that
midnight snack.
Dad, I have to convince them
I’m really not some kind of wise
guy trouble making kid with a
wacko celebrity father.
No probs, you’re a great kid
and uh...uh...hm.
Define wacko.
I think I’d better handle
this gig solo.
Showing up in front of a bunch
of stuffed shirts with Rockzilla
by my side would be like waving
a red flag at a herd of mad
bulls.
But, I’ll be--
Stay!
(Whimpering)
MR. MALFACTOR: This negative
influence must be eliminated
before he can realize his
diabolical plot to overthrow my
authority.
Obviously because his father is
some sort of celebrity the boy
thinks rules don’t apply to him.
I’m sure his jet setting parents
fill his head with all kinds of
subversive ideas.
WILLY: Oh yeah, my folks have
taught me all sorts of crazy
stuff.
When you judge others you’re
only judging yourself.
Like I always say it takes
all kinds to rock the world,
right?
My parents have taught me not
to judge people by the colour of
their skin, or how they talk, or
what they wear, or by what you
read in some trashy tabloid
written by a weasel-y reporter
who wouldn’t know the truth if
it jumped up and bit him in the
a--
Scoop!
I told you, kid, I never bore
my readers with the truth.
Headline: Son of Zilla on
Rampage.
Terrible Teen Terrorizes Town.
Hey, a girl has got to make a
living.
(Belching)
Sorry, I’m late.
It took me a while to figure out
this tie thing.
Dad?
Is that you?
I wanted to make a good
impression.
(Coughing)
But wearing a suit and tie
must be killing you.
No probs.
I’m here to back you up.
(Coughing)
Are these the stuffed shirts you
were talking about?
(Throat clearing)
Uh, not that there’s anything
wrong with stuffed shirts.
I mean, hey, it takes all kinds
to rock the world, right Dad?
(Gasping)
Yo, Willy, I think that tie
really is killing him.
Hang on, Dad.
(Belching)
Excuse me.
Wow, your Dad almost quick
fried the whole school board.
(Sighing)
I think I’ll go pack my bags
for military school.
Look on the bright side, um.
Let’s see.
(Throat clearing)
Could I uh, have your
autograph?
I have all of your albums.
Wow, the school board pres is
a huge Rockzilla fan.
Now then, perhaps we should
discuss stress leave.
Maybe Principal Malfactor
should learn some of mom’s
relaxation techniques.
I think what the dude really
needs to learn is how to duck.
(Belching)
Headline: Tabloid Tattletale
Toasted.
(Grunting)
(Cheering)
You rock, Mr. President.
Call me Lloyd.
Lloyd Sawchuck.
Did he say Sawchuck?
(Gasping)
Daddy!
Don’t believe a word he says I
had nothing to do with putting
donkey ears on the principal and
signing Willy Zilla’s name.
He did it!
And it wasn’t me throwing water
balloons at Mr. Malfactor, it
was him.
A month’s detention?
This is not fair.
(Sobbing)
He’s right, you know?
It isn’t fair.
No, but on the bright side--
It’s a start.
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