My Babysitter's a Vampire (2011–2012): Season 2, Episode 10 - Jockenstein - full transcript
So even when the village shaman
would try to call down
the vengeance of the moon
upon his enemies,
he was still a snappy dresser.
Now, I hope that some of these
native artefacts
are going to inspire some
culturally diverse
costume choices this Halloween.
All it's inspiring
for me is a nap.
Oh, I miss naps.
The dreaming, the snoring,
the drooling...
Since when did you
give up drooling?
Ah, naps.
Aaaah!
Here's a sight for scary eyes.
According to native legend,
an ancient warlord would use
this mask to bring to life
the fighting spirits
of his army.
And the warlord's warriors would
don the furs of wolves and bears
and then-do you know what
would happen?
Animal-rights groups
would protest?
They smelled like old carcasses?
No, the natives believed the
warriors would turn into
actual wolves and bears!
Ah!
Scary stuff, eh kids?
[bell ringing]
I saw that you were sleeping,
Rory.
I was just pretending to sleep!
Oh great!
Well, now you can pretend to
stay after class
and clean the blackboards.
Seems like I'm doing this
for real.
I don't like giving real
detentions,
so I try to turn them
into imagination time.
It, uh, it helps me
manage my guilt.
Oh, ah, don't touch
those artefacts.
Okay!
But Mr. Warlord Shaman
will touch everything!
[thunder]
[evil laughter]
* She's the girl next door
* Nice, but not
in a heart that's pure *
* She's the girl next door
* Just for me
* What you get is what you see
* No more maybe
it's may believe *
* She can give you
everything you need *
* She's the girl next door
* Nice, but not
in a heart that's pure *
* She's the girl next door
* Just for me
[*]
How excited are you?
For math?
Not very.
Hello!
Vampire Halloween party?
How cool does that sound?
A lot cooler than "babysitting
because I need money."
No.
You're not!
This is our first Vampire
Halloween party!
Well, if I explain it
to Ethan's mom that way,
I'm sure she'll give me
the night off.
It was gonna be great.
Maybe, but not as awesome as
the night where I dressed up
as butter and you were salt
and we did the popcorn dance
at the theatre?
Pop, pop, pop-
Corn, corn, corn-
Six bucks for a small.
Don't try to cheer me up!
I am grumpy.
Pop, pop, pop-
What's wrong with Erica?
She keeps grumbling about
popcorn prices.
Ugh. I told her I couldn't
go to a Halloween party
with her tonight because
I have to babysit.
I wish I could just
have fun tonight.
No offence.
Yeah, I feel really bad
about that.
Hey, I'm having a party
later tonight.
You can babysit that!
You're having a Halloween party?
Yeah, sure.
Why not?
Because it'll just be
the two of us, that's why.
Are you seriously trying
to tell me that we don't have
a dozen friends with
ready-to-wear costumes
and no
Halloween plans?
We invite the mathletes,
and we're halfway there.
Aw. You really want to make
Sarah's night, don't you?
I just don't want to
ruin her night.
Anyways, we could
at least invite Rory.
What?
Do you remember what happened
last time?
I'm a caveman!
I'm a caveman!
I'm a caveman!
Ugh!
I'm a caveman!
I'm a caveman!
And that wasn't even
a costume party.
Look, I'm sure
he'll be better this time.
[grunts and laughter]
I still think that's better.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, I'll be home by eleven.
Have fun with your friends,
and don't forget to take Jane
trick-or-treating.
I can't forget
what I never remember.
Wow. Do all of those
Dusk characters
really talk like that?
Yeah.
Especially Jakeward.
He's "thoughtful."
And very handsome.
I thought you hated
all that stuff.
How come you're dressed
like him?
Hi, Sarah.
Hey.
Who are you dressed up as?
I'm Rochelle from Dusk.
Oh, I see.
Okay.
Well, have a good time, guys!
See ya, Mom.
Jakeward, huh?
You should really
pop the collar.
Much better.
Yes.
Better.
So.
What's your name?
Beep bop, bo, bo beep beep.
Bap boop.
"Behold the Insaniac, the crazy
supercomputer." Super.
Hey, pretty cool party, huh?
Insaniac has been beeping at me
for 20 minutes.
To be fair, he does that even
when he's not in costume.
Look, I know this isn't
the night you had in mind,
but try and have some fun.
Go and dance with
Finja over there.
That costume doesn't even
make any sense.
If he's a fish, how is he
supposed to breathe on land?
Finja's half dolphin.
They breathe air.
What you should be mad about
is that plastic sword.
Not authentic.
Arriba!
Who are you supposed to be?
Well, I couldn't decide between
Merlin and a Mexican wrestler,
so I picked both!
Say Hola! to El Merlo Loco,
the wizard-wrestler,
who combines the best of the
ARCANE and the INSANE!
Hey, Whitechapel!
Are you ready to party?
[guitar lick]
Wow.
Compared to this, Erica's
traditional vampire Halloween
is starting to sound
like a blast.
Yeah.
I can't believe you got us
kicked out of that party,
you goon!
[grunting and laughing]
Rory!
Ah!
This is the worst night ever.
I can't believe
I'm going to do this.
[doorbell]
[rock music playing]
Erica?
What happened to traditional
vampire night?
Rory got us booted.
He wouldn't take off
that stupid mask.
So, where is he?
He was following me,
so I threw him.
I'm not quite sure
where he ended up.
Well, I'm glad you're here.
This party is way under control.
At least I can
have fun with you. Yeah?
Great.
Do you know where I can set up
my meditation blanket?
Your what?
That's how we celebrate the true
vampire Halloween.
Have any candles?
No.
All right.
Look.
The green ones don't taste as
green as they used to.
Hey!
You're supposed to take me
trick-or-treating!
Let's go!
Time is candy!
Okay, okay.
Don't get your whiskers
in a knot.
Can I come with you?
Girl-illa won't stop flirting
with me.
Dude, she's flirting with me.
[snorts]
As if.
Sarah?
I'll be back in a bit.
[grunting]
What are you doing?
BA-NE-DEE-TEE-NIN!
Woo-hoo!
Ha-ha!
[grunting]
BA-NE-DEE-TEE-NIN!
Wha-ha!
[battlecry]
[grunting]
What's that for?
If we're doing this, I'm gonna
break my record:
11.28 pounds.
Yeah.
Meow!
Meow.
Oh, what a sweet little mouse.
Huh?
Here dear.
[sigh]
Oh, my.
Children certainly are getting
tall these days.
Are you sure you're not too old
to be doing this?
Let me get my glasses out.
[high voice]
No! I'm ten.
I love recess
and balloons and...
that cartoon about
that bouncy thing.
All right, then.
There you go.
Thanks.
Okay, Finja.
That's really cool, but you're
gonna chop somebody.
Take it easy.
What is with these nerds?
[growling]
Are you serious?
What?
That house is a candy gold mine.
Their fun-size bars
are actually FUN.
You have 14 pounds of
Seed Mints.
A record's a record.
Erica, I need--
what are you doing?
Trying to meditate.
Can you come downstairs
for a minute?
I can't.
I have to commune
with my inner predator
or else I won't be
cleansed enough for...
Chapter Three.
But I seriously need a hand.
The nerdfest down there is
getting a little rowdy.
Since you put it that way, no.
Can you keep the music down?
That's 10 houses.
You got enough yet?
We'll find Benny
and get back to the party.
Yeah, good enough.
I'll be sick tomorrow for sure.
Ugh.
Oh, man.
I thought the seeds would
be the worst part,
but it's clearly the mint.
Now open your mouth
and say, "ah."
Aaaa-- I said, are you ready
to party?!
Indeed.
Now, take two gumdrops
and call me last night.
Hey, Kevin.
Want a seed mint?
What I want can't be found in
all tomorrow's yesterdays.
Wow.
That's a really good
Doctor When impression.
Somebody's a fanboy.
I have to go.
I'll be here any minute.
Don't leave yet.
We're gonna order six
feet of pizza from Feetza.
Was that as impossible
as I think it was?
[growling]
That looks like a real sword.
And that sounds...
and smells like a real gorilla.
What day is it?
What day is it?!
Something's not right here.
I know.
This party is awesome.
I never knew our friends
were so much fun.
I don't think they are.
[grunting]
Hey, Rory.
Neat mask.
Rory.
What's going on here?
BA-NE-DEE-TEE-NIN!
[laughter]
Meow!
Jane?
Meow!
[hissing]
Hey! We took you
trick-or-treating, you rug-rat!
[meowing]
There you are!
Okay.
[purring]
Did Rory just turn Jane
into a cat?
I don't know what's happening,
but he really got
this party started.
Look, he's wearing
that native mask
from Mr. G's class.
What did Mr. G say it did?
You're asking me to remember
something from class?
Figure it out later.
Stop it now.
We can't let a gorilla and a
ninja out onto the streets.
I got this.
Groundus domicus eternius!
[door locks]
That's the spell
grandma uses to ground me.
No one gets outside.
MOTHER:
Ethan! I'm home!
What about inside?
Oh, hey Rory.
It doesn't do it that way.
BA-NE-DEE-TEE-NIN!
[laughs]
Mom?
Quiet!
Not another word!
Or I'll turn you into a toad!
Can she really-
[croaking]
[croaking]
Ethan, please don't
jump out at me again.
It was so disgusting
to catch you.
You know, I think
he's cuter as a toad.
All right, stand back.
Amphibiar formus malnath
ecto-personam!
[screaming]
What?
What is it?
Uh, nothing!
Everything is fine.
You do not have
a hideous toad head.
That's my next five nightmares.
What?!
[croaking]
Why did I just ribbit?
[croaking]
Okay, no, I got it now.
[croaking]
I know what I did wrong.
Amphibiar returnus malnath
ecto-personam.
Hey-ey-ey.
I'll freak out
about this later.
Let's get to work.
Erica, help me find Jane.
She's sort of a cat now.
Fine.
I will help you find your cat,
then that is it.
I need to shun the material
world, and ...
and "feel the pulse
of lifeblood."
That sounds...
that sounds awesome.
So, an ancient warlord used
this mask to turn his warriors
into wolves and bears.
We know that.
What happens after?
The gods were angry
with this warlord,
so they blasted his mask off
with a bolt of lightning,
and his warriors
turned back to normal.
Can you lightning the mask off?
This is 15,000-year-old magic.
Only a big-time wizard would
have this kind of power.
A wizard like El Merlo Loco?
Sure.
He's awesome.
But he's just
a costume, Ethan.
Am I supposed to go down there
and get Rory to turn me
into the "real" El Merlo Loco
so I can have the magic
horsepower to stop him?
Okay, just reach in
and grab her.
You have longer arms.
[cat hissing]
Ow!
Whatever!
She's safe!
Things under the bed are safe.
Let's close the door
and leave her in here.
She has hands,
she can open a door.
Fine!
Here, Jane!
C'mon.
Do you want treat?
Kitty, kitty.
Kitty.
[meowing]
That'll keep her busy.
We're done.
Okay.
Oh, great warlord!
Your army has an ape
and a butler,
but you're missing
a mighty wizard-like me!
BA-NE-DEE-TEE-NIN!
Hey, Benny.
Get that lightning going.
It's almost midnight.
We need to get Rory's mask off!
Que?
Don't tell me--
you don't speak English.
Ah!
Si, si, si.
Bueno.
Adios, amigo.
Bueno.
Rory!
No!
BA-NE-DEE-TEE-NIN!
Ethan!
You feel okay?
The name's Jakeward,
and I feel everything.
Except okay.
Okay.
[laughing]
Que huele bien.
All my brew needs now is a fat,
juicy child!
[laughing]
Mas cebollas, tal vez?
Ooo!
Breada-toray, toray.
Erica, we need your help!
Benny doesn't speak English,
and Ethan won't stop brooding.
See?
All I wanted was
a quiet vampire ritual.
One that turned out
to be boring and confusing,
and is making me feel,
like, 500 years old!
I've had it!
I've had it!
It is nerd-bashing time, folks!
My heart doesn't beat,
but it feels so beaten.
Wow.
Outta my way.
[alarm beeps]
"Ow?" Really?
Rory, take off that mask.
BA-NE-DEE-TEE-NIN!
The high moon of Hallow's Eve
is upon us.
Let us reflect in silence.
Wooo!
Si!
What are you doing?
Shadowbrew, not chili.
Now where's that toad I had?
Es muy bueno, si?
Unhand that spice!
Es ...
bueno...
Erica?
Erica?
BA-NE-DEE-TEE-NIN!
Jakeward, help!
Rochelle!
Nobody hugs my girl's head.
El Merlo Loco es muy macho!
Aaaah!
A trick!
You filthy child!
Adios a mi belleza de ojos
picantes!
Jakeward!
You're in danger!
Amigo.
Ayuda esta aqui.
[mariachi music]
[crowd cheering, bell rings]
You're everything
I've ever wanted everywhere.
And you're all the nothing
I ever have to lose.
Manos electricos?
Are you ready to have
that mask come off?!
Let me hear you!
Yeah!
Oh, what are we doing?
I don't know.
But must have been
for a good reason, right?
Not good enough.
Is this a party?
Am I invited?
Oh, my head.
Ah!
When did I make stew?
Okay, none of this makes sense.
JANE: Help!
I'm stuck under the bed!
Has anyone seen my hamster?
Ethan!
Yeah?
Did you have some kind of wild
out-of-control Halloween party?
Kinda.
Maybe.
Really?
Well...
good for you.
I knew you could do it.
And, by the way,
you're grounded.
would try to call down
the vengeance of the moon
upon his enemies,
he was still a snappy dresser.
Now, I hope that some of these
native artefacts
are going to inspire some
culturally diverse
costume choices this Halloween.
All it's inspiring
for me is a nap.
Oh, I miss naps.
The dreaming, the snoring,
the drooling...
Since when did you
give up drooling?
Ah, naps.
Aaaah!
Here's a sight for scary eyes.
According to native legend,
an ancient warlord would use
this mask to bring to life
the fighting spirits
of his army.
And the warlord's warriors would
don the furs of wolves and bears
and then-do you know what
would happen?
Animal-rights groups
would protest?
They smelled like old carcasses?
No, the natives believed the
warriors would turn into
actual wolves and bears!
Ah!
Scary stuff, eh kids?
[bell ringing]
I saw that you were sleeping,
Rory.
I was just pretending to sleep!
Oh great!
Well, now you can pretend to
stay after class
and clean the blackboards.
Seems like I'm doing this
for real.
I don't like giving real
detentions,
so I try to turn them
into imagination time.
It, uh, it helps me
manage my guilt.
Oh, ah, don't touch
those artefacts.
Okay!
But Mr. Warlord Shaman
will touch everything!
[thunder]
[evil laughter]
* She's the girl next door
* Nice, but not
in a heart that's pure *
* She's the girl next door
* Just for me
* What you get is what you see
* No more maybe
it's may believe *
* She can give you
everything you need *
* She's the girl next door
* Nice, but not
in a heart that's pure *
* She's the girl next door
* Just for me
[*]
How excited are you?
For math?
Not very.
Hello!
Vampire Halloween party?
How cool does that sound?
A lot cooler than "babysitting
because I need money."
No.
You're not!
This is our first Vampire
Halloween party!
Well, if I explain it
to Ethan's mom that way,
I'm sure she'll give me
the night off.
It was gonna be great.
Maybe, but not as awesome as
the night where I dressed up
as butter and you were salt
and we did the popcorn dance
at the theatre?
Pop, pop, pop-
Corn, corn, corn-
Six bucks for a small.
Don't try to cheer me up!
I am grumpy.
Pop, pop, pop-
What's wrong with Erica?
She keeps grumbling about
popcorn prices.
Ugh. I told her I couldn't
go to a Halloween party
with her tonight because
I have to babysit.
I wish I could just
have fun tonight.
No offence.
Yeah, I feel really bad
about that.
Hey, I'm having a party
later tonight.
You can babysit that!
You're having a Halloween party?
Yeah, sure.
Why not?
Because it'll just be
the two of us, that's why.
Are you seriously trying
to tell me that we don't have
a dozen friends with
ready-to-wear costumes
and no
Halloween plans?
We invite the mathletes,
and we're halfway there.
Aw. You really want to make
Sarah's night, don't you?
I just don't want to
ruin her night.
Anyways, we could
at least invite Rory.
What?
Do you remember what happened
last time?
I'm a caveman!
I'm a caveman!
I'm a caveman!
Ugh!
I'm a caveman!
I'm a caveman!
And that wasn't even
a costume party.
Look, I'm sure
he'll be better this time.
[grunts and laughter]
I still think that's better.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, I'll be home by eleven.
Have fun with your friends,
and don't forget to take Jane
trick-or-treating.
I can't forget
what I never remember.
Wow. Do all of those
Dusk characters
really talk like that?
Yeah.
Especially Jakeward.
He's "thoughtful."
And very handsome.
I thought you hated
all that stuff.
How come you're dressed
like him?
Hi, Sarah.
Hey.
Who are you dressed up as?
I'm Rochelle from Dusk.
Oh, I see.
Okay.
Well, have a good time, guys!
See ya, Mom.
Jakeward, huh?
You should really
pop the collar.
Much better.
Yes.
Better.
So.
What's your name?
Beep bop, bo, bo beep beep.
Bap boop.
"Behold the Insaniac, the crazy
supercomputer." Super.
Hey, pretty cool party, huh?
Insaniac has been beeping at me
for 20 minutes.
To be fair, he does that even
when he's not in costume.
Look, I know this isn't
the night you had in mind,
but try and have some fun.
Go and dance with
Finja over there.
That costume doesn't even
make any sense.
If he's a fish, how is he
supposed to breathe on land?
Finja's half dolphin.
They breathe air.
What you should be mad about
is that plastic sword.
Not authentic.
Arriba!
Who are you supposed to be?
Well, I couldn't decide between
Merlin and a Mexican wrestler,
so I picked both!
Say Hola! to El Merlo Loco,
the wizard-wrestler,
who combines the best of the
ARCANE and the INSANE!
Hey, Whitechapel!
Are you ready to party?
[guitar lick]
Wow.
Compared to this, Erica's
traditional vampire Halloween
is starting to sound
like a blast.
Yeah.
I can't believe you got us
kicked out of that party,
you goon!
[grunting and laughing]
Rory!
Ah!
This is the worst night ever.
I can't believe
I'm going to do this.
[doorbell]
[rock music playing]
Erica?
What happened to traditional
vampire night?
Rory got us booted.
He wouldn't take off
that stupid mask.
So, where is he?
He was following me,
so I threw him.
I'm not quite sure
where he ended up.
Well, I'm glad you're here.
This party is way under control.
At least I can
have fun with you. Yeah?
Great.
Do you know where I can set up
my meditation blanket?
Your what?
That's how we celebrate the true
vampire Halloween.
Have any candles?
No.
All right.
Look.
The green ones don't taste as
green as they used to.
Hey!
You're supposed to take me
trick-or-treating!
Let's go!
Time is candy!
Okay, okay.
Don't get your whiskers
in a knot.
Can I come with you?
Girl-illa won't stop flirting
with me.
Dude, she's flirting with me.
[snorts]
As if.
Sarah?
I'll be back in a bit.
[grunting]
What are you doing?
BA-NE-DEE-TEE-NIN!
Woo-hoo!
Ha-ha!
[grunting]
BA-NE-DEE-TEE-NIN!
Wha-ha!
[battlecry]
[grunting]
What's that for?
If we're doing this, I'm gonna
break my record:
11.28 pounds.
Yeah.
Meow!
Meow.
Oh, what a sweet little mouse.
Huh?
Here dear.
[sigh]
Oh, my.
Children certainly are getting
tall these days.
Are you sure you're not too old
to be doing this?
Let me get my glasses out.
[high voice]
No! I'm ten.
I love recess
and balloons and...
that cartoon about
that bouncy thing.
All right, then.
There you go.
Thanks.
Okay, Finja.
That's really cool, but you're
gonna chop somebody.
Take it easy.
What is with these nerds?
[growling]
Are you serious?
What?
That house is a candy gold mine.
Their fun-size bars
are actually FUN.
You have 14 pounds of
Seed Mints.
A record's a record.
Erica, I need--
what are you doing?
Trying to meditate.
Can you come downstairs
for a minute?
I can't.
I have to commune
with my inner predator
or else I won't be
cleansed enough for...
Chapter Three.
But I seriously need a hand.
The nerdfest down there is
getting a little rowdy.
Since you put it that way, no.
Can you keep the music down?
That's 10 houses.
You got enough yet?
We'll find Benny
and get back to the party.
Yeah, good enough.
I'll be sick tomorrow for sure.
Ugh.
Oh, man.
I thought the seeds would
be the worst part,
but it's clearly the mint.
Now open your mouth
and say, "ah."
Aaaa-- I said, are you ready
to party?!
Indeed.
Now, take two gumdrops
and call me last night.
Hey, Kevin.
Want a seed mint?
What I want can't be found in
all tomorrow's yesterdays.
Wow.
That's a really good
Doctor When impression.
Somebody's a fanboy.
I have to go.
I'll be here any minute.
Don't leave yet.
We're gonna order six
feet of pizza from Feetza.
Was that as impossible
as I think it was?
[growling]
That looks like a real sword.
And that sounds...
and smells like a real gorilla.
What day is it?
What day is it?!
Something's not right here.
I know.
This party is awesome.
I never knew our friends
were so much fun.
I don't think they are.
[grunting]
Hey, Rory.
Neat mask.
Rory.
What's going on here?
BA-NE-DEE-TEE-NIN!
[laughter]
Meow!
Jane?
Meow!
[hissing]
Hey! We took you
trick-or-treating, you rug-rat!
[meowing]
There you are!
Okay.
[purring]
Did Rory just turn Jane
into a cat?
I don't know what's happening,
but he really got
this party started.
Look, he's wearing
that native mask
from Mr. G's class.
What did Mr. G say it did?
You're asking me to remember
something from class?
Figure it out later.
Stop it now.
We can't let a gorilla and a
ninja out onto the streets.
I got this.
Groundus domicus eternius!
[door locks]
That's the spell
grandma uses to ground me.
No one gets outside.
MOTHER:
Ethan! I'm home!
What about inside?
Oh, hey Rory.
It doesn't do it that way.
BA-NE-DEE-TEE-NIN!
[laughs]
Mom?
Quiet!
Not another word!
Or I'll turn you into a toad!
Can she really-
[croaking]
[croaking]
Ethan, please don't
jump out at me again.
It was so disgusting
to catch you.
You know, I think
he's cuter as a toad.
All right, stand back.
Amphibiar formus malnath
ecto-personam!
[screaming]
What?
What is it?
Uh, nothing!
Everything is fine.
You do not have
a hideous toad head.
That's my next five nightmares.
What?!
[croaking]
Why did I just ribbit?
[croaking]
Okay, no, I got it now.
[croaking]
I know what I did wrong.
Amphibiar returnus malnath
ecto-personam.
Hey-ey-ey.
I'll freak out
about this later.
Let's get to work.
Erica, help me find Jane.
She's sort of a cat now.
Fine.
I will help you find your cat,
then that is it.
I need to shun the material
world, and ...
and "feel the pulse
of lifeblood."
That sounds...
that sounds awesome.
So, an ancient warlord used
this mask to turn his warriors
into wolves and bears.
We know that.
What happens after?
The gods were angry
with this warlord,
so they blasted his mask off
with a bolt of lightning,
and his warriors
turned back to normal.
Can you lightning the mask off?
This is 15,000-year-old magic.
Only a big-time wizard would
have this kind of power.
A wizard like El Merlo Loco?
Sure.
He's awesome.
But he's just
a costume, Ethan.
Am I supposed to go down there
and get Rory to turn me
into the "real" El Merlo Loco
so I can have the magic
horsepower to stop him?
Okay, just reach in
and grab her.
You have longer arms.
[cat hissing]
Ow!
Whatever!
She's safe!
Things under the bed are safe.
Let's close the door
and leave her in here.
She has hands,
she can open a door.
Fine!
Here, Jane!
C'mon.
Do you want treat?
Kitty, kitty.
Kitty.
[meowing]
That'll keep her busy.
We're done.
Okay.
Oh, great warlord!
Your army has an ape
and a butler,
but you're missing
a mighty wizard-like me!
BA-NE-DEE-TEE-NIN!
Hey, Benny.
Get that lightning going.
It's almost midnight.
We need to get Rory's mask off!
Que?
Don't tell me--
you don't speak English.
Ah!
Si, si, si.
Bueno.
Adios, amigo.
Bueno.
Rory!
No!
BA-NE-DEE-TEE-NIN!
Ethan!
You feel okay?
The name's Jakeward,
and I feel everything.
Except okay.
Okay.
[laughing]
Que huele bien.
All my brew needs now is a fat,
juicy child!
[laughing]
Mas cebollas, tal vez?
Ooo!
Breada-toray, toray.
Erica, we need your help!
Benny doesn't speak English,
and Ethan won't stop brooding.
See?
All I wanted was
a quiet vampire ritual.
One that turned out
to be boring and confusing,
and is making me feel,
like, 500 years old!
I've had it!
I've had it!
It is nerd-bashing time, folks!
My heart doesn't beat,
but it feels so beaten.
Wow.
Outta my way.
[alarm beeps]
"Ow?" Really?
Rory, take off that mask.
BA-NE-DEE-TEE-NIN!
The high moon of Hallow's Eve
is upon us.
Let us reflect in silence.
Wooo!
Si!
What are you doing?
Shadowbrew, not chili.
Now where's that toad I had?
Es muy bueno, si?
Unhand that spice!
Es ...
bueno...
Erica?
Erica?
BA-NE-DEE-TEE-NIN!
Jakeward, help!
Rochelle!
Nobody hugs my girl's head.
El Merlo Loco es muy macho!
Aaaah!
A trick!
You filthy child!
Adios a mi belleza de ojos
picantes!
Jakeward!
You're in danger!
Amigo.
Ayuda esta aqui.
[mariachi music]
[crowd cheering, bell rings]
You're everything
I've ever wanted everywhere.
And you're all the nothing
I ever have to lose.
Manos electricos?
Are you ready to have
that mask come off?!
Let me hear you!
Yeah!
Oh, what are we doing?
I don't know.
But must have been
for a good reason, right?
Not good enough.
Is this a party?
Am I invited?
Oh, my head.
Ah!
When did I make stew?
Okay, none of this makes sense.
JANE: Help!
I'm stuck under the bed!
Has anyone seen my hamster?
Ethan!
Yeah?
Did you have some kind of wild
out-of-control Halloween party?
Kinda.
Maybe.
Really?
Well...
good for you.
I knew you could do it.
And, by the way,
you're grounded.