Murphy Brown (1988–2018): Season 2, Episode 6 - Buddies Schmuddies - full transcript
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can't handle so much raw talent that's
early in the morning well hi there
you must be the new kid on the block as
a gesture of our hospitality you may be
the first to select a doughnut from this
box I don't huh hey what the hell why
should I care of my thighs balloon my
husband left me for a waitress at
Denny's I haven't had a date in a year
my cat got run over the driveway and my
son's in jail I might as well be dead
okay great to have you aboard warning
guess what aunty Murphy brought that's
right every donut ever invented
including all your old favorites peanut
cluster lemon cream honey glazed and for
you Frank
bald pal my foxhole buddy a chocolate
torpedo one for you and one for you aha
chipper this morning slugger what's up
only about the best story of the year
Murph there's only one chocolate torpedo
in here what do you mean I asked them
for two oh I know how much you love
torpedoes I want you to take it
ordinarily I would Frank you know me but
today I'm feeling especially generous
take the torpedo off please I insist
okay do you think it could be any more
disgusting hey how about this for once
everybody's here on time hey finish
talking miles take the bran muffin and
let's get started
wait a minute why is everyone here on
time what's going on something bad is
gonna happen to me right doing the
emotionally stable miles now let's get
the meeting started ask me about my
story idea go on go ahead ask me this is
a trick isn't it come on miles we don't
have all day
okay what's your story idea maybe I'll
let somebody else go first I don't want
to make everybody else feel bad when
their stories pale by comparison
somebody else go ahead go on Jim
you're a mess right okay okay miles you
are gonna love this
oh my god Nicole this morning anonymous
it seems as though someone very high up
at the FAA is on the tape from someone
very high up at Bryden aircraft now
Bryden has the contract on cargo door
mechanism ten excuses but you mean this
is a joke Frank what that's my story I
got an anonymous call last night safety
tests on the cargo doors didn't pan out
so they falsified them and now they're
bribing an FAA official for approval I
was going to do that story wow that is
incredible friend very very hot stuff
that's my hot stuff that's my story what
do you mean it's your story come on
Murph I pitched it first everybody heard
me oh sure I was being nice see what it
gets me he's stealing my story first my
doughnut now this
be don't make such a big deal out of it
take my doughnuts guys guys hold it this
is not a problem now I don't see any
reason why the two of you can't work
together on this I mean the potential of
the story is certainly big enough work
together huh it's an interesting idea I
mean it sounds okay to me what do you
think mer I guess it sounds okay to me
till it could even be fun not to mention
productive right and then I guess what
one of us would do the story on the air
yeah I wonder how we decide which one so
simple you give it to the first person
who cracks the story god do I have to do
everything around here
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hey Phil what's all this Oh change it
bills we've always been known as a lunch
place so I figured a little
entertainment my girl mops a new
business at night you know Phil I've
gotta hand it to you not only are you a
brilliant entrepreneur but you've got
your finger on the pulse of this city
well I bet the Speaker of the House
doesn't know as many people as you know
I'll bet you know say half the people in
the FAA alone what are we getting at
here Murphy
I need the name of someone in the FAA
who can open a few doors for me someone
who can point me in the direction of a
major scandal sounds like a tall order
and you know I was thinking Phil what
was the last time you and Phyllis came
over to my house for dinner
never well it's about time you did how
about it
you can't cook did I say cook I meant
treat you to a nice dinner it's our
Della's I know how Phyllis loves Italian
oh I don't know did I mention the bottle
don't carry no and I don't have to eat
with you the guy's name is Shawn Russia
if a about five years he used to be
their traffic controller got squeezed
out during the strike a few years ago
that's all I can tell you thanks Phil
you're the best they sell fish again
really I mean it it's amazing how many
people you know oh hi mer how are things
things Frank things are just fine thanks
and how were things fine just fine
Diane just stopped by to have a beer
with my old pal Phil and what brings you
by in the middle of the afternoon
oh nothing much really I just thought
I'd stop by and make sure my old pal
Phil was doing okay here's our livestock
in here
listen I'd love to stick around and chat
but I've got this really important
appointment
thanks again Phil I won't forget this
yeah just don't forget that Barcalounger
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hi Corky got a minute I need to ask a
favor of you I just got off the phone
with Morton oil at records and he's
tracking down a few things for back
story on Brydon aircraft anyway in
passing he happened to mention how much
he'd like to meet you and knowing what
an open and friendly person you are I
said I was pretty sure you'd love to
meet him
wait a minute Murphy you said I'd love
to meet someone who works three floors
below street level is this some kind of
a fix-up well yeah oh come on Corky the
fresh air will do him good
Murphy I am shocked and disappointed in
you it'll be a cold day in aichi double
hockey sticks before I'll be the cheese
in your mousetrap I didn't promise him
sex
why do busy I just wanted to ask you a
question yesterday I noticed when you
went into the men's room Frank was in
there and um I was wondering any
interesting aircraft manufacturer talk
come up sorry Murphy but I won't be
dragged into the middle of this I'm
trying to be as impartial as possible so
I'll tell you what Frank said to me in
the men's room past the sports section
that's when I had the car accident it
was at Christmas the same day my purse
was stolen I remember that because you
know it sounds like fascinating story
but I've got to get to a meeting I'll
see you later okay
Yeah right uh hi I'm er hi Frank
gee I haven't seen you all day you've
been locked up in your office blinds
draw lots of secret phone calls you're
onto something huh I haven't seen you
all day either Frank your secretary said
you got a phone call this morning and
shot out of here like a bat out of hell
that's the exact phrase she used Frank
bat out of hell
exaggerated Murph
do you feel as stupid as I do yeah what
are we doing here I don't know but it's
very strange look why don't we get
together tonight at Phil's grab a bite
huh just forget this story for a while I
was hoping you'd say that I miss my pal
eight o'clock oh gee 8 o'clock 8 o'clock
great I'll see you there
that's right yes they call me mellow
yellow' yeah they call me mellow yellow'
guess they call me the
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we
thank you don't get up
really Don Sarasota here you know
speaking of yellow there's someone over
there at the bar who looks just a little
bit blue I think I'll go and cheer him
up well you've come to the right place
my friend
yes where the lonely become lonely I'm
waiting for someone off hey I've heard
that one before no need to be ashamed my
friend we all need a little
companionship now that I told you I'm
meeting something yes Phil's at night
where people meet other people wait a
minute well how about that
here you go Phil let's sort of taught me
that one
and speaking of the Dodgers like a
rhinestone Cowboys
fifteen what time have you got
if this guy didn't take a break sue and
I'm gonna have to install a speed bump
to keep the people from running out a
believable why isn't she here you know
I'll tell you why cuz she knew I'd be
stupid enough to show up and wait for a
while she's out there tracking down
leads
the woman has a dark side to her very
very dark okay if that's the kind of
game she wants to play that is fine with
me I will get down right there in the
dirt with her so much for friendship I
got things to do I'll see you later
okay how about some impressions any
requests salman rushdie don't know him
but here's one of my favorites
you might recognize our host with the
most
phil yesterday - those things to do
you're kidding he left I'm 15 lousy
minutes late and he left unbelievable I
lose my keys I'm retracing my steps from
the entire day on my hands and knees in
the parking lot
God Phil this guy stinks thanks for
pointing that out
you know what I think I think Frank's on
to something I think he's located the
anonymous caller in fact I'm sure of it
he's probably meeting with him right now
I think the jury would understand if I
jumped over the barn choked to death
I'd love to hang around but I'm not
about to let him get the best of me
mister investigator reporter huh
well sure about that hey hey speaking of
pretty ladies its Murphy Brown it's more
like a dull thud behind my left ear it
started this morning it's probably
stress it all goes back to that doesn't
it I'm telling you my ex-husband is
driving me out of my mind
have you met Murphy's new secretary oh
yes we met yesterday well I've got lots
of work to do
so why don't you two just chat so how
goes it not too good I got a headache
all morning sort of a dull thud here my
left ear well better go check could be a
brain tumor you know
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okay okay MuRF
yep Murph I will get back to you on that
great idea of yours and listen keep
sunday open okay I got field passes for
the game maybe we'll get a bite to eat
afterwards Murph
would you please forget that silly diet
of yours hi Frank hi Murph I didn't see
you there yeah just like I didn't see
you last night it fills I was there at
eight o'clock unless maybe you thought I
meant 8:00 a.m. I should have been more
clear gee no Frank I couldn't have
thought you meant this morning I wasn't
even in town this morning Lee where were
you oh I think you know I think you
figured someone might want to tell you
so you dressed your neighbor and your
clothes gave him your car and told him
to drive to Baltimore yeah well what
were you doing following me in the first
place huh what were you doing in my
office and what's that you got in your
hand nothing it's something you got that
off my desk
didn't you okay maybe I did Teli Murph
what's going on at the zoo at around 11
o'clock a rendezvous perhaps with our
anonymous phone call or maybe you're so
far off you're in Buffalo oh well then I
guess you won't mind if I drop by the
zoo around say 11:00 you know I haven't
been to the zoo in a long time
great idea Frank don't forget to visit
your relatives in the reptile house
unless my best friend planted this note
on her desk hoping that her best friend
would find it and while hanging around
the monkey house watching Bobo picked
lights off his wife's back you are
scooping the story of the year you think
just because I've been in therapy for a
few years you could play these little
mind games on me huh darn it all you
figured it out I thought I could fool
you but I didn't realize who I was up
against you are going to the zoo orange
you you think that I think this no does
it think but in fact it's real know me
amigo Frank Fontana is wise to your
lives four eyes Frank whatever you do
don't quit therapy
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no big deal
wait a minute you're him five-foot-ten
blue-striped aye you're the guy I was
supposed to meet here yeah I'm him where
have you been anyway I'm really late I
know I'm sorry no problem I love hanging
around this toilet I've made friends
here I'll keep for the rest of my life
I had to keep making detours to make
sure I wasn't being followed listen I've
been I've brined in 15 months if they
find out what I'm doing I could lose my
job
unless they had me killed either way
it's going to affect my income Freddie
and ask yourself this how are you going
to feel when one of those cargo doors
fails and innocent lives are lost you
know I'm right you know you've got to go
through with this I knew it it wasn't
the zoo I was right all along what are
you doing here Frank
you couldn't have followed me here no
one could have followed well I certainly
couldn't follow you in my car since
someone let all the air out of the tires
how did you get your frame how do you
think I hid in your trunk along with a
disgusting pair of gym shoes and a
rotting head of lettuce which I'm
guessing you bought in late 85 in my
trunk
a grown man hiding in a person's truck
you think Mike Wallace ever hid in a
trunk boy you must be really desperate
to me but I'll tell you desperate who
called security and told him I was
stealing my own typewriter who did that
how he heard me the janitor 50 bucks
I've got your number you know you call
yourself a friend it's convenient but it
comes to the job is the Lord redeemed
Roller made anything to you
he's gone
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and then there came the plaintive scream
of a marmoset in heat Kelvin why are
there paint cans on my porch and why are
you wearing my bathrobe ah a two-parter
the paint cans are patiently waiting for
me to take them to the dump and I'm
wearing your bathrobe because they tore
my overalls what would you prefer I did
my sewing buck-naked keep the roll
Belden but I'm gonna turn off the music
I've got a headache and I've had a bad
day I worked for a Philistine
hi it's me
I think okay if I come in for a minute I
guess so
hi nice room
thank you so Frank what brings you here
well I just dropped by to remind you
that your dry-cleaning will be ready
tomorrow
what yah yah found this plain chick
while it was in your trunk
also your spares a little low oh thanks
Murph listen really I came by to
apologize I don't know I just I get so
competitive sometimes I've always got to
be the first one there to win you don't
have to tell me I've been that way
myself once or twice no what do you mean
Murph
can we bury the hatchet for a minute I
was thinking well I have this idea it's
a little bit radical I I don't know if
you're gonna go along with it how you
feel about work on the story together I
was hoping you'd say that you and me too
driven aggressive neurotic compulsive
Overeaters will crack the sucker wide
open
yeah hello oh hi miles what's up why
okay it was miles he wants us to turn on
the television channel 9 right now and
as expected right an aircraft and the
FAA denied the allegations that any
payoffs involving tests on cargo doors
took place however it was Nightline's
Ted Koppel who received an anonymous
play this evening from an engineer at
Brighton who supplied coupled with all
the test results in question directly
following this program Nightline will
devote full coverage to this latest in a
rash of government scandals everything I
touch turns to heart I'm sorry Frank
this is all my fault oh no it is and
it's my fault no really I started it
it's my fault
okay it is your fault it's my fault it's
not my fault you know whose fault it is
it's my dog's fault
you're right it is his fault I said we
go over to his house right now and teach
him a lesson
great idea what do we do to him we get
his garden hose we stick it through the
mail slot we turn it on full blast we
were on Mike Allen frankly did that
already I've got a better idea
first we get a sheep then we get two
pairs of high heels I love it
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can't handle so much raw talent that's
early in the morning well hi there
you must be the new kid on the block as
a gesture of our hospitality you may be
the first to select a doughnut from this
box I don't huh hey what the hell why
should I care of my thighs balloon my
husband left me for a waitress at
Denny's I haven't had a date in a year
my cat got run over the driveway and my
son's in jail I might as well be dead
okay great to have you aboard warning
guess what aunty Murphy brought that's
right every donut ever invented
including all your old favorites peanut
cluster lemon cream honey glazed and for
you Frank
bald pal my foxhole buddy a chocolate
torpedo one for you and one for you aha
chipper this morning slugger what's up
only about the best story of the year
Murph there's only one chocolate torpedo
in here what do you mean I asked them
for two oh I know how much you love
torpedoes I want you to take it
ordinarily I would Frank you know me but
today I'm feeling especially generous
take the torpedo off please I insist
okay do you think it could be any more
disgusting hey how about this for once
everybody's here on time hey finish
talking miles take the bran muffin and
let's get started
wait a minute why is everyone here on
time what's going on something bad is
gonna happen to me right doing the
emotionally stable miles now let's get
the meeting started ask me about my
story idea go on go ahead ask me this is
a trick isn't it come on miles we don't
have all day
okay what's your story idea maybe I'll
let somebody else go first I don't want
to make everybody else feel bad when
their stories pale by comparison
somebody else go ahead go on Jim
you're a mess right okay okay miles you
are gonna love this
oh my god Nicole this morning anonymous
it seems as though someone very high up
at the FAA is on the tape from someone
very high up at Bryden aircraft now
Bryden has the contract on cargo door
mechanism ten excuses but you mean this
is a joke Frank what that's my story I
got an anonymous call last night safety
tests on the cargo doors didn't pan out
so they falsified them and now they're
bribing an FAA official for approval I
was going to do that story wow that is
incredible friend very very hot stuff
that's my hot stuff that's my story what
do you mean it's your story come on
Murph I pitched it first everybody heard
me oh sure I was being nice see what it
gets me he's stealing my story first my
doughnut now this
be don't make such a big deal out of it
take my doughnuts guys guys hold it this
is not a problem now I don't see any
reason why the two of you can't work
together on this I mean the potential of
the story is certainly big enough work
together huh it's an interesting idea I
mean it sounds okay to me what do you
think mer I guess it sounds okay to me
till it could even be fun not to mention
productive right and then I guess what
one of us would do the story on the air
yeah I wonder how we decide which one so
simple you give it to the first person
who cracks the story god do I have to do
everything around here
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hey Phil what's all this Oh change it
bills we've always been known as a lunch
place so I figured a little
entertainment my girl mops a new
business at night you know Phil I've
gotta hand it to you not only are you a
brilliant entrepreneur but you've got
your finger on the pulse of this city
well I bet the Speaker of the House
doesn't know as many people as you know
I'll bet you know say half the people in
the FAA alone what are we getting at
here Murphy
I need the name of someone in the FAA
who can open a few doors for me someone
who can point me in the direction of a
major scandal sounds like a tall order
and you know I was thinking Phil what
was the last time you and Phyllis came
over to my house for dinner
never well it's about time you did how
about it
you can't cook did I say cook I meant
treat you to a nice dinner it's our
Della's I know how Phyllis loves Italian
oh I don't know did I mention the bottle
don't carry no and I don't have to eat
with you the guy's name is Shawn Russia
if a about five years he used to be
their traffic controller got squeezed
out during the strike a few years ago
that's all I can tell you thanks Phil
you're the best they sell fish again
really I mean it it's amazing how many
people you know oh hi mer how are things
things Frank things are just fine thanks
and how were things fine just fine
Diane just stopped by to have a beer
with my old pal Phil and what brings you
by in the middle of the afternoon
oh nothing much really I just thought
I'd stop by and make sure my old pal
Phil was doing okay here's our livestock
in here
listen I'd love to stick around and chat
but I've got this really important
appointment
thanks again Phil I won't forget this
yeah just don't forget that Barcalounger
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hi Corky got a minute I need to ask a
favor of you I just got off the phone
with Morton oil at records and he's
tracking down a few things for back
story on Brydon aircraft anyway in
passing he happened to mention how much
he'd like to meet you and knowing what
an open and friendly person you are I
said I was pretty sure you'd love to
meet him
wait a minute Murphy you said I'd love
to meet someone who works three floors
below street level is this some kind of
a fix-up well yeah oh come on Corky the
fresh air will do him good
Murphy I am shocked and disappointed in
you it'll be a cold day in aichi double
hockey sticks before I'll be the cheese
in your mousetrap I didn't promise him
sex
why do busy I just wanted to ask you a
question yesterday I noticed when you
went into the men's room Frank was in
there and um I was wondering any
interesting aircraft manufacturer talk
come up sorry Murphy but I won't be
dragged into the middle of this I'm
trying to be as impartial as possible so
I'll tell you what Frank said to me in
the men's room past the sports section
that's when I had the car accident it
was at Christmas the same day my purse
was stolen I remember that because you
know it sounds like fascinating story
but I've got to get to a meeting I'll
see you later okay
Yeah right uh hi I'm er hi Frank
gee I haven't seen you all day you've
been locked up in your office blinds
draw lots of secret phone calls you're
onto something huh I haven't seen you
all day either Frank your secretary said
you got a phone call this morning and
shot out of here like a bat out of hell
that's the exact phrase she used Frank
bat out of hell
exaggerated Murph
do you feel as stupid as I do yeah what
are we doing here I don't know but it's
very strange look why don't we get
together tonight at Phil's grab a bite
huh just forget this story for a while I
was hoping you'd say that I miss my pal
eight o'clock oh gee 8 o'clock 8 o'clock
great I'll see you there
that's right yes they call me mellow
yellow' yeah they call me mellow yellow'
guess they call me the
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we
thank you don't get up
really Don Sarasota here you know
speaking of yellow there's someone over
there at the bar who looks just a little
bit blue I think I'll go and cheer him
up well you've come to the right place
my friend
yes where the lonely become lonely I'm
waiting for someone off hey I've heard
that one before no need to be ashamed my
friend we all need a little
companionship now that I told you I'm
meeting something yes Phil's at night
where people meet other people wait a
minute well how about that
here you go Phil let's sort of taught me
that one
and speaking of the Dodgers like a
rhinestone Cowboys
fifteen what time have you got
if this guy didn't take a break sue and
I'm gonna have to install a speed bump
to keep the people from running out a
believable why isn't she here you know
I'll tell you why cuz she knew I'd be
stupid enough to show up and wait for a
while she's out there tracking down
leads
the woman has a dark side to her very
very dark okay if that's the kind of
game she wants to play that is fine with
me I will get down right there in the
dirt with her so much for friendship I
got things to do I'll see you later
okay how about some impressions any
requests salman rushdie don't know him
but here's one of my favorites
you might recognize our host with the
most
phil yesterday - those things to do
you're kidding he left I'm 15 lousy
minutes late and he left unbelievable I
lose my keys I'm retracing my steps from
the entire day on my hands and knees in
the parking lot
God Phil this guy stinks thanks for
pointing that out
you know what I think I think Frank's on
to something I think he's located the
anonymous caller in fact I'm sure of it
he's probably meeting with him right now
I think the jury would understand if I
jumped over the barn choked to death
I'd love to hang around but I'm not
about to let him get the best of me
mister investigator reporter huh
well sure about that hey hey speaking of
pretty ladies its Murphy Brown it's more
like a dull thud behind my left ear it
started this morning it's probably
stress it all goes back to that doesn't
it I'm telling you my ex-husband is
driving me out of my mind
have you met Murphy's new secretary oh
yes we met yesterday well I've got lots
of work to do
so why don't you two just chat so how
goes it not too good I got a headache
all morning sort of a dull thud here my
left ear well better go check could be a
brain tumor you know
[Applause]
okay okay MuRF
yep Murph I will get back to you on that
great idea of yours and listen keep
sunday open okay I got field passes for
the game maybe we'll get a bite to eat
afterwards Murph
would you please forget that silly diet
of yours hi Frank hi Murph I didn't see
you there yeah just like I didn't see
you last night it fills I was there at
eight o'clock unless maybe you thought I
meant 8:00 a.m. I should have been more
clear gee no Frank I couldn't have
thought you meant this morning I wasn't
even in town this morning Lee where were
you oh I think you know I think you
figured someone might want to tell you
so you dressed your neighbor and your
clothes gave him your car and told him
to drive to Baltimore yeah well what
were you doing following me in the first
place huh what were you doing in my
office and what's that you got in your
hand nothing it's something you got that
off my desk
didn't you okay maybe I did Teli Murph
what's going on at the zoo at around 11
o'clock a rendezvous perhaps with our
anonymous phone call or maybe you're so
far off you're in Buffalo oh well then I
guess you won't mind if I drop by the
zoo around say 11:00 you know I haven't
been to the zoo in a long time
great idea Frank don't forget to visit
your relatives in the reptile house
unless my best friend planted this note
on her desk hoping that her best friend
would find it and while hanging around
the monkey house watching Bobo picked
lights off his wife's back you are
scooping the story of the year you think
just because I've been in therapy for a
few years you could play these little
mind games on me huh darn it all you
figured it out I thought I could fool
you but I didn't realize who I was up
against you are going to the zoo orange
you you think that I think this no does
it think but in fact it's real know me
amigo Frank Fontana is wise to your
lives four eyes Frank whatever you do
don't quit therapy
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no big deal
wait a minute you're him five-foot-ten
blue-striped aye you're the guy I was
supposed to meet here yeah I'm him where
have you been anyway I'm really late I
know I'm sorry no problem I love hanging
around this toilet I've made friends
here I'll keep for the rest of my life
I had to keep making detours to make
sure I wasn't being followed listen I've
been I've brined in 15 months if they
find out what I'm doing I could lose my
job
unless they had me killed either way
it's going to affect my income Freddie
and ask yourself this how are you going
to feel when one of those cargo doors
fails and innocent lives are lost you
know I'm right you know you've got to go
through with this I knew it it wasn't
the zoo I was right all along what are
you doing here Frank
you couldn't have followed me here no
one could have followed well I certainly
couldn't follow you in my car since
someone let all the air out of the tires
how did you get your frame how do you
think I hid in your trunk along with a
disgusting pair of gym shoes and a
rotting head of lettuce which I'm
guessing you bought in late 85 in my
trunk
a grown man hiding in a person's truck
you think Mike Wallace ever hid in a
trunk boy you must be really desperate
to me but I'll tell you desperate who
called security and told him I was
stealing my own typewriter who did that
how he heard me the janitor 50 bucks
I've got your number you know you call
yourself a friend it's convenient but it
comes to the job is the Lord redeemed
Roller made anything to you
he's gone
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and then there came the plaintive scream
of a marmoset in heat Kelvin why are
there paint cans on my porch and why are
you wearing my bathrobe ah a two-parter
the paint cans are patiently waiting for
me to take them to the dump and I'm
wearing your bathrobe because they tore
my overalls what would you prefer I did
my sewing buck-naked keep the roll
Belden but I'm gonna turn off the music
I've got a headache and I've had a bad
day I worked for a Philistine
hi it's me
I think okay if I come in for a minute I
guess so
hi nice room
thank you so Frank what brings you here
well I just dropped by to remind you
that your dry-cleaning will be ready
tomorrow
what yah yah found this plain chick
while it was in your trunk
also your spares a little low oh thanks
Murph listen really I came by to
apologize I don't know I just I get so
competitive sometimes I've always got to
be the first one there to win you don't
have to tell me I've been that way
myself once or twice no what do you mean
Murph
can we bury the hatchet for a minute I
was thinking well I have this idea it's
a little bit radical I I don't know if
you're gonna go along with it how you
feel about work on the story together I
was hoping you'd say that you and me too
driven aggressive neurotic compulsive
Overeaters will crack the sucker wide
open
yeah hello oh hi miles what's up why
okay it was miles he wants us to turn on
the television channel 9 right now and
as expected right an aircraft and the
FAA denied the allegations that any
payoffs involving tests on cargo doors
took place however it was Nightline's
Ted Koppel who received an anonymous
play this evening from an engineer at
Brighton who supplied coupled with all
the test results in question directly
following this program Nightline will
devote full coverage to this latest in a
rash of government scandals everything I
touch turns to heart I'm sorry Frank
this is all my fault oh no it is and
it's my fault no really I started it
it's my fault
okay it is your fault it's my fault it's
not my fault you know whose fault it is
it's my dog's fault
you're right it is his fault I said we
go over to his house right now and teach
him a lesson
great idea what do we do to him we get
his garden hose we stick it through the
mail slot we turn it on full blast we
were on Mike Allen frankly did that
already I've got a better idea
first we get a sheep then we get two
pairs of high heels I love it
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