Murphy Brown (1988–2018): Season 2, Episode 7 - Whose Garbage Is It Anyway? - full transcript
Conservative nemesis Jerry Gold accuses the FYI staff of not following through on their convictions about the environment. Murphy and her colleagues accept the challenge to go two weeks being eco-friendly. They find it more difficult than anticipated.
Oh
[Music]
Oh
[Music]
Oh God
[Music]
Oh
Oh wasted on the ocean
this fool
dr. Sakura is one of our leading
environmental scientists you've given us
a lot of frightening facts and figures
this evening but let's make this more
personal it's the year 2050 in America
if we've made no changes in our
attitudes or behavior what is life like
well I hope you're ready for this say
you wake up on a summer day first off
you'd find the Mercury's already over a
hundred degrees there have been a lot
more of these hot days due to the
greenhouse effect and the air is so
dirty school children are not allowed to
play outside most days of the year maybe
you want to seek relief at the beach but
hotter temperatures have caused rising
sea levels many of our beaches are gone
forever and even if you can find a beach
the waters been off-limits for three
decades due to pollution so you had
indoors as you walk you're assaulted by
the sight and smell of garbage it's
everywhere
we ran out of places to dump it decades
ago dr. Sakura I'd like to bring this
segment to a close by asking you is it
too late to turn things around not yet
but we Americans have got to stop living
in a waste mentality we throw out twice
as much garbage per person as the
average Japanese or European and our air
pollution half of it comes from our own
tailpipes
thank you dr. Sakura so will this be how
the human race goes out killed off by
our own wasteful lifestyles we must put
aside these petty comforts and
conveniences for we are living in the
last chance decade let us keep in mind
this Native American proverb we do not
inherit the land from our ancestors we
borrow it from our children Jim Murphy
thank you and thank you all for joining
us this evening this has been a special
edition of FYI
goodnight
[Music]
here's a glass of water you ask for
you see fYI tonight interesting
information people very often ask for
water and residents just out of habit
mmm
you probably don't realize but it takes
three glasses of water to serve one one
to wash one or rinse and one for the ice
all right drink the water hey guys sorry
I'm late but the switchboard was going
crazy 342 positive calls and only one
native yeah Exxon they say we should
lighten up guys I think this is one of
our best efforts to the 18th yeah
oh geez don't look now oh no Jerry gold
like there isn't enough pollution
shouldn't be rounding up guests for next
week's show or the world run out of
wife-swapping skinhead transvestites I
don't know what it is about him he gets
to me like no one else can makes me so
man every time I just can't the words
don't I could Joe coming over here he
always touches me hi look who's here my
old pals from FYI
mind if I join you so how you doing
sweet cakes yeah I saw your show tonight
you mind a few suggestions from a
colleague oh what a snowball and hell
freezes over in pigs drive take a pass
on the critique chair we're not big on
pointers from a guy whose last interview
was wearing nipple clamps
oh that's right I I forgot you're the
only real news people around here I'm
too some poor schnook with 30 million
viewers a week
you know let me tell you something it's
pretty easy sitting around telling the
American public all the stuff they
should give up to save the planet while
you brown fire up your gas guzzling
sports car to go to the dry cleaners two
blocks from here hey man
you know you can't come in here pointing
fingers at her set him straight Murphy I
may have done it once
okay twice it looked like it was gonna
snow
Frank you saw you at the gym last week
you were at the gym yeah I like to watch
the babes do squat thrusts anyway
Fontana what was that like a 20-minute
shower you were taking I mean all that
hot water I have an oily scalp and Jimmy
when's the last time you carpooled huh
you just don't make you say me stop
well I guess that just about sums it up
look this has been a lot of fun as
always see you around
not so fast Nature Boy before you race
back to your roach motel I think we
don't love to hear what you do for the
environment yeah you don't know what I
do for the environment well I heat my
full 365 days a year and I don't even
swim and when I fill my tank it's
nothing but let it gas for me a man's
game Amy what am I gonna do with the
future
leave it to my kids I leave them my
forwarding address but at least I don't
sing one tune in public and then dance
to another at home what are you saying
gold then I'm a hypocrite is that what
you're saying that I'm a hypocrite bingo
don't worry when she's wonderful
you and Robert Redford and your whole
band of wimpy tree huggers are all the
same they're always picking on a little
guy tell me am I supposed to live his
life I'll bet you right now in front of
everyone if you had to live without your
air conditioners and your limos and your
cushy little lifestyles you wouldn't
last two weeks excuse me am i
understanding you correctly are you
saying that the best news organization
in the business couldn't pull it
together for two weeks of recycling and
conserving is that it that's it so take
off your magic bag bring good
if Bob you guys lose Murphy has to do a
personal appearance on my show your on
Murphy Brown on the Jerry gold show I
love this and I know the show for you
too hope you look good in edible panties
[Music]
okay okay shut up
I want to thank mrs. MacMurray from
ladies for Lee lies castration and I
want to thank you to Burt sorry if we
cut you short anyway before we wrap this
thing up here today I want to remind you
again about our Murphy watch now this is
a big opportunity for our Washington DC
viewers we're offering 50 bucks to
anybody who spots one of those FYI
hypocrites throwing their cans and
bottles out with the regular trash I can
catch them with their Carl to clean
wasting the water our grandkids deserve
I'll give you a hundred bucks the biggie
a thousand simoleons for a snapshot of
one of those guys riding alone in the
carpool lane and don't forget our
special Murphy watch phone number 1-800
I saw her everybody get out of here I'm
sick I look at that
[Applause]
you believe it the maggot went national
with his drink of humility is I'd like
to see the Rocky crawled under from out
for a short walk up a long easy big guy
my easy Jerry goes the whole building
saw it that Lord torque from graphics
follow me to the elevator waiting to
catch me tossing us in the trash
I'm afraid to put it down well I say let
them watch you know what they'll see a
highly organized and efficient system of
waste management starting with this ok
everybody listen up
from now on we're starting a recycling
stack and we really need for separate
newspapers when we could share one and
look at it but it's like an industrial
waste up all these napkins and paper
plates and these plastic forks that we
use once and then throw away and no more
disposable cups from now on I want
everyone to bring their own luck we'll
just make up a little schedule and take
turns washing them I'd like to volunteer
for the first chip these little beauties
the devil styrofoam we'll all be dead
and gone but this stuff will still be
around precious today I was made I say
no more ordering takeout food from
places that use polystyrene until they
find a practical way to recycle right
hey here's something else starting
tomorrow we carpool yes work you don't
live that far for me what do you say I
pick you up tomorrow morning 7:00 a.m.
moving for the office at 7:00 a.m. I'm a
morning person come on Murphy they would
be on this or not yeah okay you got it
carpooling is happening carpooling is
good and I could use the extra time to
get a jump on my research on the Census
Bureau story you know human Frank and I
could ride in together I can pick you up
first Jim and then we can take the
expressway to get Frank can I count on
you to be downstairs on time mr. birch
engrosses I'll be there I'll be there
okay everybody get cracking go through
your trash and take out all your
recyclable paper aluminum cans and glass
bottles we can do this
[Music]
thanks for driving again miles you know
I realized something so much of my
attention comes from sitting behind the
wheel it's nice to be a passenger for a
change
hey no problem I love to drive I just
flip on my tape player and cruise by the
way those 66 years are kind of neat did
I actually hear you singing along to
love child you know I think there's hope
for you yet
and that's what Breslin and I had it out
right on the branch Avenue off-ramp with
the Beltway that'll always be a special
offer up for me you guys are in early
yeah I thought I got a morning edit
session and Jimmy Clark you were good
enough to bend their schedule thanks
again guys and sorry you had a hunk for
me Oh what's an extra 15 minutes as long
as you have the right time
I'm not sure no this is really fun I
think I've learned more about Jim in one
week than I have all year Tony but when
you've been a part of this city as long
as I have a simple ride to work becomes
a kaleidoscope of memories my first
formal ball at the Woodrow Wilson house
my first live remote at the old pension
building do you know those are the
largest Corinthian columns in the world
yes I'll tell you something at first I
just wanted to show up Jericho but it's
so much more than winning something look
us our own small personal way for making
a difference hey my cups dirty that's my
fault it was my turn to wash the mugs
last night but I was really struggling
to finish my research on a census bureau
I guess I didn't get to your mug miles
Murphy forget about just the mug with
some old coffee and a wide of company
Wow I can't run to myself
thanks a million miles I tell you what
I'll wash the mugs again tonight gives
you a night off
sure of course that's what this is all
about being flexible making compromises
learning to adapt right well what did
you expect me to do Murphy go through
the truck with that funny round thing
you hang on to while you're driving is a
steering wheel you turn it so you can go
around the slow traffic instead of
sitting there all the decade changes
don't drive like you Murphy I don't
hurtle towards the traffic light at warp
speed and then slam on my brakes when
the light turns red causing my passenger
to lurch forward it's green it's there
it's the vehicles on the expressway
laughing maniacally when I score at 54
cutting off a Cadillac buzz if you're
gonna sing along to my music get the
words right okay
it's what child never meant to be left
child take a look at me not take a look
or three
if you have to take your cat to the vet
disporting put it in a carrier
don't let it crawl all over the car and
under people who get after spend their
morning picking mr. puppies hair dark
blue chalk it up is one more amusing
story in your life to go along with all
the other amusing stories in your life
never abusing stories to tell people
while they're trapped in a car with you
while you amuse them with your story
oh what a rush
you shouldn't see me out there my house
to work 17 miles you know that long curl
around the ellipse whoo I've got the
searing pain in my right hamstring I'm
telling you I just about lost it
but I kept saying to myself one more
mile it's for clean air you can do it
it's important huh
give it up Frank your car passes during
65 miles an hour on the Connecticut
Avenue exit your bike was on the rack
and you were spraying yourself with a B
on water
you cheer Oh give me a break wait I need
my car tonight I finally got a date with
that CNN producer a great romantic
evening will have squeeze in the
backseat of Corky's car while mr. puppy
brings up a hairball that's it I don't
want the keator in my car
great take captain brake pedal there no
way I'm allergic to cats
Oh fine I'll ride with them oh well what
a wonderful attitude do you have any
idea what I've been going through every
night I got Jerry gold doers combing
through my trash I've got so much
garbage on my front lawn it looks like a
goat exploded so guys have been Jimmy
watching to see how long I shower I
don't like guys watching me shower I'm
funny that way okay I think this whole
thing
ellen:oh CSS food delivery guy who's
coming I haven't eaten all day and I'm
starving and are we too weak to add a
simple please give me a break reality
it's the last day of the stinking bed
and I've got an 8:00 a.m. deadline if
that food doesn't get here soon I may
have to eat the wood in the fireplace
here's a wild thought my groceries
I went to the market Eldon I spent two
hours picking out pesticide free produce
a non colored toilet paper
I made the clerk go through every box of
detergents until we found one without
phosphates and then after dodging Jerry
Goldsmith Roux the aisles with their
instamatics I had to leave everything
there and do you know why because all
they had were plastic bags they weren't
recyclable so then after I finished
putting everything back on the shelves I
was ready to just food yes forget that
for me will you please Elvan you know
this is going to be okay I'll have my
dinner I'll finish my piece in a few
hours that swine bucket Jerry gold will
be eating his words oh no this can't be
happening I asked the Milton I asked
them specifically if they use
polystyrene containers they said no
that's what they said well back it goes
huh we gotta let these restaurants know
that we mean business right that's what
we have to do just let me take a peek at
the food Alden to see if they screwed up
the order on top of everything else
[Applause]
they got it right
spaghetti carbonara you know how
sometimes the egg gets all clumpy in the
sauce it wasn't
and there was garlic toast crispy crust
soft in the middle
sprinkling of imported Parmesan cheese
on the top I'm eating this oh how the
mighty have fallen
don't give me any grief Eldon this
stupid stuffs been manufactured already
there's nothing I can do about that
maybe you've given up on a miracle of
reproduction but I would like to think
one day there'll be a little L Dannette
and I hope I hope she'll have a place to
follow while her father now more famous
than Picasso sits on the death of his
beach house painting a breathtaking
sunset while his wife Susan Anton looks
on
forget it Eldon why is it up to me
anyway I've done my share more I'm not
the one deforesting the planet I'm not
the one causing acid rain one lousy
container isn't going to make a
difference from this generation to the
next planet killer who's gonna see who's
going to know
Elden yes would you return this to the
restaurant for me please
you make me very proud bucks I bet a lot
of you're expecting to see Murphy Brown
on our show today
what happened hey you let me down you
didn't get one thing on her or her band
of FYI do-gooders so guess what I take
it on the chin but hey that's okay I
admit when I've lost a bet and I'll read
a statement that Ms Brown said I
wouldn't be man enough to read on the
air by Jerry gold must apologize
I was wrong wrong wrong I totally
misjudged you Murphy you are a woman of
integrity and commitment
Jerry Gold must learn to stop shooting
off my loud arrogant obnoxious ashcan of
a mouth at best I am a worm
[Applause]
okay somebody want to recycle this
[Applause]
[Music]
was it really to weeds until you seemed
like two years yes but it was worth it
that bombastic bigmouth blowhard bundled
the bed and blew his bravado to bits
[Music]
[Applause]
okay people let's get back to the story
meeting so I forget what we're here for
we got a show to fill up Murphy your
piece in the Census Bureau is very
strong I'd like to anchor the show with
it so what we need is a hot opening well
you know I've been doing some some
digging into all the emergency rooms
shut down it could be something so
annoying well everybody's pointing
fingers at everybody else the doctors
the insurance companies the government
bottom line is you get injured you're in
trouble so I was thinking if we were to
hold on a second are you guys
anyway as I was saying I think emergency
room care is something we should give
priority to because people
[Music]
you
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[Music]
Oh
[Music]
Oh God
[Music]
Oh
Oh wasted on the ocean
this fool
dr. Sakura is one of our leading
environmental scientists you've given us
a lot of frightening facts and figures
this evening but let's make this more
personal it's the year 2050 in America
if we've made no changes in our
attitudes or behavior what is life like
well I hope you're ready for this say
you wake up on a summer day first off
you'd find the Mercury's already over a
hundred degrees there have been a lot
more of these hot days due to the
greenhouse effect and the air is so
dirty school children are not allowed to
play outside most days of the year maybe
you want to seek relief at the beach but
hotter temperatures have caused rising
sea levels many of our beaches are gone
forever and even if you can find a beach
the waters been off-limits for three
decades due to pollution so you had
indoors as you walk you're assaulted by
the sight and smell of garbage it's
everywhere
we ran out of places to dump it decades
ago dr. Sakura I'd like to bring this
segment to a close by asking you is it
too late to turn things around not yet
but we Americans have got to stop living
in a waste mentality we throw out twice
as much garbage per person as the
average Japanese or European and our air
pollution half of it comes from our own
tailpipes
thank you dr. Sakura so will this be how
the human race goes out killed off by
our own wasteful lifestyles we must put
aside these petty comforts and
conveniences for we are living in the
last chance decade let us keep in mind
this Native American proverb we do not
inherit the land from our ancestors we
borrow it from our children Jim Murphy
thank you and thank you all for joining
us this evening this has been a special
edition of FYI
goodnight
[Music]
here's a glass of water you ask for
you see fYI tonight interesting
information people very often ask for
water and residents just out of habit
mmm
you probably don't realize but it takes
three glasses of water to serve one one
to wash one or rinse and one for the ice
all right drink the water hey guys sorry
I'm late but the switchboard was going
crazy 342 positive calls and only one
native yeah Exxon they say we should
lighten up guys I think this is one of
our best efforts to the 18th yeah
oh geez don't look now oh no Jerry gold
like there isn't enough pollution
shouldn't be rounding up guests for next
week's show or the world run out of
wife-swapping skinhead transvestites I
don't know what it is about him he gets
to me like no one else can makes me so
man every time I just can't the words
don't I could Joe coming over here he
always touches me hi look who's here my
old pals from FYI
mind if I join you so how you doing
sweet cakes yeah I saw your show tonight
you mind a few suggestions from a
colleague oh what a snowball and hell
freezes over in pigs drive take a pass
on the critique chair we're not big on
pointers from a guy whose last interview
was wearing nipple clamps
oh that's right I I forgot you're the
only real news people around here I'm
too some poor schnook with 30 million
viewers a week
you know let me tell you something it's
pretty easy sitting around telling the
American public all the stuff they
should give up to save the planet while
you brown fire up your gas guzzling
sports car to go to the dry cleaners two
blocks from here hey man
you know you can't come in here pointing
fingers at her set him straight Murphy I
may have done it once
okay twice it looked like it was gonna
snow
Frank you saw you at the gym last week
you were at the gym yeah I like to watch
the babes do squat thrusts anyway
Fontana what was that like a 20-minute
shower you were taking I mean all that
hot water I have an oily scalp and Jimmy
when's the last time you carpooled huh
you just don't make you say me stop
well I guess that just about sums it up
look this has been a lot of fun as
always see you around
not so fast Nature Boy before you race
back to your roach motel I think we
don't love to hear what you do for the
environment yeah you don't know what I
do for the environment well I heat my
full 365 days a year and I don't even
swim and when I fill my tank it's
nothing but let it gas for me a man's
game Amy what am I gonna do with the
future
leave it to my kids I leave them my
forwarding address but at least I don't
sing one tune in public and then dance
to another at home what are you saying
gold then I'm a hypocrite is that what
you're saying that I'm a hypocrite bingo
don't worry when she's wonderful
you and Robert Redford and your whole
band of wimpy tree huggers are all the
same they're always picking on a little
guy tell me am I supposed to live his
life I'll bet you right now in front of
everyone if you had to live without your
air conditioners and your limos and your
cushy little lifestyles you wouldn't
last two weeks excuse me am i
understanding you correctly are you
saying that the best news organization
in the business couldn't pull it
together for two weeks of recycling and
conserving is that it that's it so take
off your magic bag bring good
if Bob you guys lose Murphy has to do a
personal appearance on my show your on
Murphy Brown on the Jerry gold show I
love this and I know the show for you
too hope you look good in edible panties
[Music]
okay okay shut up
I want to thank mrs. MacMurray from
ladies for Lee lies castration and I
want to thank you to Burt sorry if we
cut you short anyway before we wrap this
thing up here today I want to remind you
again about our Murphy watch now this is
a big opportunity for our Washington DC
viewers we're offering 50 bucks to
anybody who spots one of those FYI
hypocrites throwing their cans and
bottles out with the regular trash I can
catch them with their Carl to clean
wasting the water our grandkids deserve
I'll give you a hundred bucks the biggie
a thousand simoleons for a snapshot of
one of those guys riding alone in the
carpool lane and don't forget our
special Murphy watch phone number 1-800
I saw her everybody get out of here I'm
sick I look at that
[Applause]
you believe it the maggot went national
with his drink of humility is I'd like
to see the Rocky crawled under from out
for a short walk up a long easy big guy
my easy Jerry goes the whole building
saw it that Lord torque from graphics
follow me to the elevator waiting to
catch me tossing us in the trash
I'm afraid to put it down well I say let
them watch you know what they'll see a
highly organized and efficient system of
waste management starting with this ok
everybody listen up
from now on we're starting a recycling
stack and we really need for separate
newspapers when we could share one and
look at it but it's like an industrial
waste up all these napkins and paper
plates and these plastic forks that we
use once and then throw away and no more
disposable cups from now on I want
everyone to bring their own luck we'll
just make up a little schedule and take
turns washing them I'd like to volunteer
for the first chip these little beauties
the devil styrofoam we'll all be dead
and gone but this stuff will still be
around precious today I was made I say
no more ordering takeout food from
places that use polystyrene until they
find a practical way to recycle right
hey here's something else starting
tomorrow we carpool yes work you don't
live that far for me what do you say I
pick you up tomorrow morning 7:00 a.m.
moving for the office at 7:00 a.m. I'm a
morning person come on Murphy they would
be on this or not yeah okay you got it
carpooling is happening carpooling is
good and I could use the extra time to
get a jump on my research on the Census
Bureau story you know human Frank and I
could ride in together I can pick you up
first Jim and then we can take the
expressway to get Frank can I count on
you to be downstairs on time mr. birch
engrosses I'll be there I'll be there
okay everybody get cracking go through
your trash and take out all your
recyclable paper aluminum cans and glass
bottles we can do this
[Music]
thanks for driving again miles you know
I realized something so much of my
attention comes from sitting behind the
wheel it's nice to be a passenger for a
change
hey no problem I love to drive I just
flip on my tape player and cruise by the
way those 66 years are kind of neat did
I actually hear you singing along to
love child you know I think there's hope
for you yet
and that's what Breslin and I had it out
right on the branch Avenue off-ramp with
the Beltway that'll always be a special
offer up for me you guys are in early
yeah I thought I got a morning edit
session and Jimmy Clark you were good
enough to bend their schedule thanks
again guys and sorry you had a hunk for
me Oh what's an extra 15 minutes as long
as you have the right time
I'm not sure no this is really fun I
think I've learned more about Jim in one
week than I have all year Tony but when
you've been a part of this city as long
as I have a simple ride to work becomes
a kaleidoscope of memories my first
formal ball at the Woodrow Wilson house
my first live remote at the old pension
building do you know those are the
largest Corinthian columns in the world
yes I'll tell you something at first I
just wanted to show up Jericho but it's
so much more than winning something look
us our own small personal way for making
a difference hey my cups dirty that's my
fault it was my turn to wash the mugs
last night but I was really struggling
to finish my research on a census bureau
I guess I didn't get to your mug miles
Murphy forget about just the mug with
some old coffee and a wide of company
Wow I can't run to myself
thanks a million miles I tell you what
I'll wash the mugs again tonight gives
you a night off
sure of course that's what this is all
about being flexible making compromises
learning to adapt right well what did
you expect me to do Murphy go through
the truck with that funny round thing
you hang on to while you're driving is a
steering wheel you turn it so you can go
around the slow traffic instead of
sitting there all the decade changes
don't drive like you Murphy I don't
hurtle towards the traffic light at warp
speed and then slam on my brakes when
the light turns red causing my passenger
to lurch forward it's green it's there
it's the vehicles on the expressway
laughing maniacally when I score at 54
cutting off a Cadillac buzz if you're
gonna sing along to my music get the
words right okay
it's what child never meant to be left
child take a look at me not take a look
or three
if you have to take your cat to the vet
disporting put it in a carrier
don't let it crawl all over the car and
under people who get after spend their
morning picking mr. puppies hair dark
blue chalk it up is one more amusing
story in your life to go along with all
the other amusing stories in your life
never abusing stories to tell people
while they're trapped in a car with you
while you amuse them with your story
oh what a rush
you shouldn't see me out there my house
to work 17 miles you know that long curl
around the ellipse whoo I've got the
searing pain in my right hamstring I'm
telling you I just about lost it
but I kept saying to myself one more
mile it's for clean air you can do it
it's important huh
give it up Frank your car passes during
65 miles an hour on the Connecticut
Avenue exit your bike was on the rack
and you were spraying yourself with a B
on water
you cheer Oh give me a break wait I need
my car tonight I finally got a date with
that CNN producer a great romantic
evening will have squeeze in the
backseat of Corky's car while mr. puppy
brings up a hairball that's it I don't
want the keator in my car
great take captain brake pedal there no
way I'm allergic to cats
Oh fine I'll ride with them oh well what
a wonderful attitude do you have any
idea what I've been going through every
night I got Jerry gold doers combing
through my trash I've got so much
garbage on my front lawn it looks like a
goat exploded so guys have been Jimmy
watching to see how long I shower I
don't like guys watching me shower I'm
funny that way okay I think this whole
thing
ellen:oh CSS food delivery guy who's
coming I haven't eaten all day and I'm
starving and are we too weak to add a
simple please give me a break reality
it's the last day of the stinking bed
and I've got an 8:00 a.m. deadline if
that food doesn't get here soon I may
have to eat the wood in the fireplace
here's a wild thought my groceries
I went to the market Eldon I spent two
hours picking out pesticide free produce
a non colored toilet paper
I made the clerk go through every box of
detergents until we found one without
phosphates and then after dodging Jerry
Goldsmith Roux the aisles with their
instamatics I had to leave everything
there and do you know why because all
they had were plastic bags they weren't
recyclable so then after I finished
putting everything back on the shelves I
was ready to just food yes forget that
for me will you please Elvan you know
this is going to be okay I'll have my
dinner I'll finish my piece in a few
hours that swine bucket Jerry gold will
be eating his words oh no this can't be
happening I asked the Milton I asked
them specifically if they use
polystyrene containers they said no
that's what they said well back it goes
huh we gotta let these restaurants know
that we mean business right that's what
we have to do just let me take a peek at
the food Alden to see if they screwed up
the order on top of everything else
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they got it right
spaghetti carbonara you know how
sometimes the egg gets all clumpy in the
sauce it wasn't
and there was garlic toast crispy crust
soft in the middle
sprinkling of imported Parmesan cheese
on the top I'm eating this oh how the
mighty have fallen
don't give me any grief Eldon this
stupid stuffs been manufactured already
there's nothing I can do about that
maybe you've given up on a miracle of
reproduction but I would like to think
one day there'll be a little L Dannette
and I hope I hope she'll have a place to
follow while her father now more famous
than Picasso sits on the death of his
beach house painting a breathtaking
sunset while his wife Susan Anton looks
on
forget it Eldon why is it up to me
anyway I've done my share more I'm not
the one deforesting the planet I'm not
the one causing acid rain one lousy
container isn't going to make a
difference from this generation to the
next planet killer who's gonna see who's
going to know
Elden yes would you return this to the
restaurant for me please
you make me very proud bucks I bet a lot
of you're expecting to see Murphy Brown
on our show today
what happened hey you let me down you
didn't get one thing on her or her band
of FYI do-gooders so guess what I take
it on the chin but hey that's okay I
admit when I've lost a bet and I'll read
a statement that Ms Brown said I
wouldn't be man enough to read on the
air by Jerry gold must apologize
I was wrong wrong wrong I totally
misjudged you Murphy you are a woman of
integrity and commitment
Jerry Gold must learn to stop shooting
off my loud arrogant obnoxious ashcan of
a mouth at best I am a worm
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okay somebody want to recycle this
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was it really to weeds until you seemed
like two years yes but it was worth it
that bombastic bigmouth blowhard bundled
the bed and blew his bravado to bits
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okay people let's get back to the story
meeting so I forget what we're here for
we got a show to fill up Murphy your
piece in the Census Bureau is very
strong I'd like to anchor the show with
it so what we need is a hot opening well
you know I've been doing some some
digging into all the emergency rooms
shut down it could be something so
annoying well everybody's pointing
fingers at everybody else the doctors
the insurance companies the government
bottom line is you get injured you're in
trouble so I was thinking if we were to
hold on a second are you guys
anyway as I was saying I think emergency
room care is something we should give
priority to because people
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