Mr. Bean (1990–1995): Season 1, Episode 10 - Mind the Baby, Mr. Bean - full transcript
Mr. Bean spends a rather unusual day at a Funfair attraction with a rather unusual baby which he accidentally found. Mr. Bean tries to find ways to keep the baby occupied while he goes on ...
Um, excuse me,
I'm looking for the funfair.
That way.
OK, that way. Thank you very much.
That way.
He said to go that way.
Go that way.
Thank you. Thank you.
That way. No, that way.
OK, thank you.
OK, thank you very much.
(Brakes screech)
(Baby crying)
(Baby squeals)
(Crying continues )
(Horn honks )
Maniac!
Oh, excuse me, ah...
Officer...
(Mutters )
(People screaming)
(Baby wailing)
(Squeaks twice, dog barks twice )
(Squeaks twice )
Stay there.
(Vicious barking)
(Woman ) Oh, my God! Help! (Screaming)
( # Rock music)
Excuse me...
Oh, oh, excuse me, hello! Hello!
Follow that car!
(Baby crying)
(Squeaking toy )
Hey, Don, cut the juice.
(Siren )
Just watch it.
( # Postman Pat)
(Coin falls into slot)
(Several coins fall into slot)
( # Song continues )
Don't look! Don't look down!
Shh!
(Screaming)
( # Song continues )
(Indistinct)
(Snoring)
I feel sick!
(Snoring continues )
Oh!
( # Song continues )
(Thud)
Hey!
( # Frenzied carnival music
from machine )
(Crashing)
( # Music skips )
( # Music speeds up )
( # Music resumes original pace )
( # Music jitters and skips )
( # Music resumes original pace )
( # Music jitters and skips )
(Coins cascading)
( # Song continues )
What the hell
do you think you are doing?
We've been waiting for half an hour!
Thank you.
(Inhales deeply)
Stand back, stand back!
Keep away!
Move away.
# I got the quivers in my thigh bone
# Shakin' all over
# Just the way
that you say good night to me
# Brings that feeling
all inside of me... #
Don't move!
# Quivers down my back bone... #
Thanks!
# I get the shivers in my thigh bone
# Shakin' all over... #
(Screaming)
# Shakin' all over #
(Baby crying)
(Dog barking)
(Squeaking toy )
Shh!
(Squeaking toy )
(Whistles )
- Good dog.
- (Dog barks )
(Squeaks twice, dog barks twice )
(Dog snarls)
Thank you.
Ta-da!
(Woman on PA) 'Ready, eyes down,
the first one is on white.
'And it's five and seven, 57.
'Green, seven four, 7 4.
'White, five and seven, 57.
'Yellow, one and seven, 17.
'Red, lucky number, number seven.'
(Water swishing around)
'Blue, three and two, 32.
'Blue, three and five, 35.
'Blue, three and seven, 37.
'White, six oh, that's 60.
'Yellow, two and five, 25.
'White, five and four, 54.
'Green, seven and one, 71.
'Yellow, two and three, 23.
'Green, any way around, 69.'
(Gulping) Bingo!
(Baby wailing)
Shh!
Shh!
(Crying continues )
Please. Please stop crying.
Thank you.
Look, look!
(Muttering)
Look!
(Crying continues )
(Mouths )
(Man ) Hey!
He was just gone!
He just went!
Oh! There's my baby!
Oh!
(Squeaks )
(Squeaks )
I'm looking for the funfair.
That way.
OK, that way. Thank you very much.
That way.
He said to go that way.
Go that way.
Thank you. Thank you.
That way. No, that way.
OK, thank you.
OK, thank you very much.
(Brakes screech)
(Baby crying)
(Baby squeals)
(Crying continues )
(Horn honks )
Maniac!
Oh, excuse me, ah...
Officer...
(Mutters )
(People screaming)
(Baby wailing)
(Squeaks twice, dog barks twice )
(Squeaks twice )
Stay there.
(Vicious barking)
(Woman ) Oh, my God! Help! (Screaming)
( # Rock music)
Excuse me...
Oh, oh, excuse me, hello! Hello!
Follow that car!
(Baby crying)
(Squeaking toy )
Hey, Don, cut the juice.
(Siren )
Just watch it.
( # Postman Pat)
(Coin falls into slot)
(Several coins fall into slot)
( # Song continues )
Don't look! Don't look down!
Shh!
(Screaming)
( # Song continues )
(Indistinct)
(Snoring)
I feel sick!
(Snoring continues )
Oh!
( # Song continues )
(Thud)
Hey!
( # Frenzied carnival music
from machine )
(Crashing)
( # Music skips )
( # Music speeds up )
( # Music resumes original pace )
( # Music jitters and skips )
( # Music resumes original pace )
( # Music jitters and skips )
(Coins cascading)
( # Song continues )
What the hell
do you think you are doing?
We've been waiting for half an hour!
Thank you.
(Inhales deeply)
Stand back, stand back!
Keep away!
Move away.
# I got the quivers in my thigh bone
# Shakin' all over
# Just the way
that you say good night to me
# Brings that feeling
all inside of me... #
Don't move!
# Quivers down my back bone... #
Thanks!
# I get the shivers in my thigh bone
# Shakin' all over... #
(Screaming)
# Shakin' all over #
(Baby crying)
(Dog barking)
(Squeaking toy )
Shh!
(Squeaking toy )
(Whistles )
- Good dog.
- (Dog barks )
(Squeaks twice, dog barks twice )
(Dog snarls)
Thank you.
Ta-da!
(Woman on PA) 'Ready, eyes down,
the first one is on white.
'And it's five and seven, 57.
'Green, seven four, 7 4.
'White, five and seven, 57.
'Yellow, one and seven, 17.
'Red, lucky number, number seven.'
(Water swishing around)
'Blue, three and two, 32.
'Blue, three and five, 35.
'Blue, three and seven, 37.
'White, six oh, that's 60.
'Yellow, two and five, 25.
'White, five and four, 54.
'Green, seven and one, 71.
'Yellow, two and three, 23.
'Green, any way around, 69.'
(Gulping) Bingo!
(Baby wailing)
Shh!
Shh!
(Crying continues )
Please. Please stop crying.
Thank you.
Look, look!
(Muttering)
Look!
(Crying continues )
(Mouths )
(Man ) Hey!
He was just gone!
He just went!
Oh! There's my baby!
Oh!
(Squeaks )
(Squeaks )