Mr. Bean (1990–1995): Season 1, Episode 9 - Do-It-Yourself Mr. Bean - full transcript
Mr. Bean hosts a New Year's party with his friends Rupert and Hubert. The next day, Bean buys many tools and appliances to decorate and improve his apartment. He decides to paint his room ...
(Ticking)
Look!
( # Rock 'n' roll)
(Doorbell)
Oh!
- Rupert.
- Bean.
- Hubert.
- Bean.
Come in. Take your, er, whotsits off.
Rupert, you're sitting here.
And here's your party hat.
Hubert, if you'd like to come here.
You're sitting there.
And there's your party hat.
(Giggling)
Oh!
Oh!
(Radio ) # When you're smiling
# When you're smiling
# The whole world
smiles with you... #
Oh!
# The whole world
smiles with you... #
(Chimes )
(Both) Ah, happy New Year!
Goodness me!
Doesn't time fly
when you're enjoying yourself?
Oh, I know! Go on!
# Should auld acquaintance... #
Oh, just a...
You grab hold of his left paw...
# Should auld acquaintance be forgot
# And never brought to mind
# Should auld acquaintance be forgot
# For the sake of auld lang syne #
Hey. Hooray!
Hooray!
Well, it's late.
Yes, you'd better be going.
Here we go. Just get the knob.
- Good night.
- Goodbye, Bean.
- Good night.
- Thanks for coming.
( # Music across hall)
(Girls giggling)
( # Thumping music outside )
(Neighbour) Come on, everybody!
(Partygoers ) Eight, seven, six, five,
four, three, two,
one...happy New Year!
# Should auld acquaintance be forgot
# And never brought to mind
# Should auld acquaintance be forgot
# For the sake of auld lang syne #
(Cheering)
(Man ) Three cheers
for Rupert and Hubert!
(Cheering)
(Brakes screech)
(Tyres squealing)
(Tyres squealing)
(Tyres squealing)
(Alarm clock rings )
Hello. Hello!
(Both gasp )
(Engine revs )
(Tyres squeal)
Ahh!
(Thud)
(Straining and groaning)
Whoa! Ho ho!
(Bottle smashes )
(Smash)
(Smash)
Oh, yes.
(Sighs )
(Clattering and thudding)
(Smash)
(Phone )
(Ringing stops )
(Bubbles )
Oh!
(Knocks )
(Explosion )
Look!
( # Rock 'n' roll)
(Doorbell)
Oh!
- Rupert.
- Bean.
- Hubert.
- Bean.
Come in. Take your, er, whotsits off.
Rupert, you're sitting here.
And here's your party hat.
Hubert, if you'd like to come here.
You're sitting there.
And there's your party hat.
(Giggling)
Oh!
Oh!
(Radio ) # When you're smiling
# When you're smiling
# The whole world
smiles with you... #
Oh!
# The whole world
smiles with you... #
(Chimes )
(Both) Ah, happy New Year!
Goodness me!
Doesn't time fly
when you're enjoying yourself?
Oh, I know! Go on!
# Should auld acquaintance... #
Oh, just a...
You grab hold of his left paw...
# Should auld acquaintance be forgot
# And never brought to mind
# Should auld acquaintance be forgot
# For the sake of auld lang syne #
Hey. Hooray!
Hooray!
Well, it's late.
Yes, you'd better be going.
Here we go. Just get the knob.
- Good night.
- Goodbye, Bean.
- Good night.
- Thanks for coming.
( # Music across hall)
(Girls giggling)
( # Thumping music outside )
(Neighbour) Come on, everybody!
(Partygoers ) Eight, seven, six, five,
four, three, two,
one...happy New Year!
# Should auld acquaintance be forgot
# And never brought to mind
# Should auld acquaintance be forgot
# For the sake of auld lang syne #
(Cheering)
(Man ) Three cheers
for Rupert and Hubert!
(Cheering)
(Brakes screech)
(Tyres squealing)
(Tyres squealing)
(Tyres squealing)
(Alarm clock rings )
Hello. Hello!
(Both gasp )
(Engine revs )
(Tyres squeal)
Ahh!
(Thud)
(Straining and groaning)
Whoa! Ho ho!
(Bottle smashes )
(Smash)
(Smash)
Oh, yes.
(Sighs )
(Clattering and thudding)
(Smash)
(Phone )
(Ringing stops )
(Bubbles )
Oh!
(Knocks )
(Explosion )