Mozart in the Jungle (2014–2018): Season 2, Episode 5 - Regresso Del Rey - full transcript

How was your trip, Rodrigo?

Some turbulences over the
Amazon, but it was great.

What do you think of Messi?

I think he's the discreet
Paganini of the midfield.

What would you Tell your
orchestra musicians

There's our guy.

About this important concert?

I've told them a lot of things-

but I'll just tell them just one.

Can I talk to the camera?

Please.



I'd tell them to play with the blood.

That's it.

Thanks a lot.

What side are you on?

God damn it!

Can I get two carnitas tacos, please?

Good.

Thanks a lot!

Nice clothes, man.
Did that sweetie buy them for you?

What's the deal with the car?

You win it in a raffle?

Dumbass.

I bought it myself, dude.
I'm doing well, asshole.

Yeah, right.



That little thing in your hair-

Your Perfume, dude,
and he rings, hell,

Get out of here.

How are you, brother?

Good, dude, good.

Hey, hey, you!

Finding Erasmo is the problem.
Don't listen to hm. Don't Listen.

You can't park here, asshole!

Hey, do you have to fuck somebody
to get service around here?

Go to hell, Manuel.

I waited over an hour.
Where were you?

Don't talk to me like that, woman.

I went to pick up someone special.

Rodrigo, baby! What's up?

Hey! Paula.

Paula, you didn't tell me
you new El Rey!

Warren.

Let me introduce you.

Yes-

What's up, cabron?

Older guys do it better
than anybody else.

Don't fuck with me.

Drive properly, dude, please.

I've had it up to here with tacos.

Too refined for a fucking taco
or what?

Calm down, asshole.

My mom's going to be furious.

She's gonna kill us because of you.

Paula, what's your problem?

See what time it is'?

Manuel kept me waiting
for an hour and a half.

No, no. Excuses. Excuses.

Hi.

Rodrigo, what a pleasure to see you.

Oh, hello, look at you!

Come here, mamacita!

No, no. I've had it with
the both of you.

Is this your house? Yes?

Let's go see your house.

Show me around.
Where vs your room'?

There'?

This one bought a little egg.

And, this one added salt.

This one cooked it.

This one...what follows?

This one went on vacation.

And this little one ate it.

Let's go the deal is on.

- The violin?
-Yeah, now!

You'll call me when you
get to New York.

Ciao mamacita! Ciao!

Okay, I'll see you before I leave.

- No I can't.
-Call. New York.

Bye Guadalupe.
I’ll see you.

Hey, no problem with the money.

Yes, I think
we're gonna get the money.

Motherfucker.

Motherfucker.

Fuck, I don't like this shit.

I'm giving a concert tomorrow
and a lot o people depend on me.

Dude, you are famous already.

Your face is everywhere
In the fucking city.

I don't like this shit.

What's your problem, dude?

Slow down.

It bothers you that-

Let's get the fuck out of here!

Motherfucker, these problems you get
me into. I can't be doing this shlt.

When (you get in trouble,
who o you call, man?

You know what, asshole?

I'm the only one having
real life issues, man.

Real life? Real life?

So my life is false or what?

Real life is going to jail

and having your
little Guadalupe visit you...

Don't mess with me.

Fuck! Wait!

Dude, I know who you are.

I know where you come from,
and I know the shlt inside you.

Oh c'mon, leave poor Warren alone...

What's up, Manu?

The gringo needs something
to play with tomorrow, right.

Yeah.

I'll rent it for 30,000.

Oh yeah, son of a bitch!

So, I'm Gloria Windsor from the
New York Symphony.

I'm very proud to be here.

It is said that it's easier

for a father

to have a son,

than for a son

to have a true father.

I want to dedicate this concert

to my family,

and especially to a person,

who is here--

who is my spiritual father

Maestro Ignacio Rivera.

Where are you?

Wherever you are.

Hey cabron,
I'm friends with the conductor...

What's up? How are you?

How are you?

I'm so proud you came.

You were amazing, incredible,
and the pride ls all ours.

Thank you so much. Tomorrow-

We have a meeting, no?
We have a meeting.

Can I introduce you my wife-

Tomorrow we'll discuss
everything In the meeting.

Thanks.

Excuse me.

Maestro, I didn't see you
in the crowd for a moment

and I got scared.

So, what did you think?

Well-

lets say that between the 8th and
12th beat of the first movement...

the tempi was poorly executed.

True.

And the ritardandos were
a bit over-indulgent.

The candenza del piccoli...

ran as if the player wanted to catch
the first train home.

I want to tell you something.

I think you were able to transform

a group that was simply mediocre

into a true orchestra.

Thanks, Maestro.

I congratulate you.

Tomorrow you have to go to Tepoztlén.

It's just that tomorrow
I have a press conference.

And...

I have an important meeting
with Juan Delgado.

Yes, Maestro Delgado--
the man with the money.

Well, we have a lot to talk about.

The children
will be happy to see you.

Yes, they are with us. Yes, Paula.

Incredible Rodrigo!

Unbelievable, how you move that
little stick with so much elegance.

You could learn something from him!

I know how, except how could I
fit it In my hand?

Jeez, so smooth.

Classic...

What's up?

Bring fucking Warren.

Okay, okay.

Give us a minute.
Help yourself to anything.

Oh fuck.

You were firm,

but compassionate.

I believe you'll be a
great father some day.

Thanks, brother.

Today felt like when we played those
games as kids, solving crimes, right?

Sure, dude.

I'm trying

to solve

my next big mystery.

Who's the father of my kids?

There you go.

Paula, hold on.

Here.

I'll fix this for you.

See, here you go...

Oh, shit!

That's it!

Hey, how did you figure out
about Warren's violin?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

It's like Sherlock Holmes' mystery,
The Adventure of Silver Blaze.

Sorry, I haven't read that book.

Look, I've realised
that you can solve

the majority of life's mysteries...

living in the street.

And the rest...

you'll learn from books...

and movies!