Motorcity (2012–2013): Season 1, Episode 5 - The Duke of Detroit - full transcript
You ain't gonna make it.
Oh, we'll make it.
Now stop popping up on my dash.
Time?
Ah, 38 seconds!
The intake valve is buckling.
Dude, we can't
keep this speed up!
Mike, it's over.
No! We're not going
down like this.
19 seconds, Mikey!
You're a man of your word.
You did get here in time.
Sure did. Pay up.
You guys make the best custom
parts in Motor City.
I owe you.
Yeah, you do.
Oh, yeah. Right.
Mike, we've got company!
Been a pleasure doing business,
but I really gotta go.
Boy is crazy.
All right, guys,
gamma formation.
Dutch, you're on point.
Got it!
Dutch, you gotta pull back,
buddy, pull back!
Dutch!
No. No!
I've lost his heat signature.
Dude, I can't locate him!
Dutch.
Texas to the rescue!
- Dutch!
- I'm all right.
But I could use some new kicks.
That was too close.
Hey! I totally
had those bots!
- Hey!
- Get behind me. It's safer.
Mike, what're you doing?
I had them!
Texas!
Chuck, what happened
to Tex and Dutch?
Just a sec.
Just a sec.
Oh, Texas!
Hey, you guys okay?
Yeah, we're fine.
You guys all right?
Duh! Of course.
We're near the south side pass.
- Where are you at?
- Not quite sure.
Look, there might be more
Kane-bots flying around,
so just lay low,
and head to Antonio's.
We'll meet you there.
Roger.
You okay?
What was with you back there?
Why did you cut me off?
Whoa, easy.
Nothing was with me.
I just... I don't know.
Things were getting
crazy out there.
I can't take any chances,
all right?
I just... I don't know
what I would do
if something happened
to you guys.
After everything with Dutch.
Hey, guys,
who do you think lives there?
Whoa!
Obviously someone
who loves hats.
Someone would like to meet you.
What are you doing?
I merely call it pizazzling.
Pretty great, right?
No. Mike told us
to lay low, man.
You put all this Kane bot
junk on your car,
then everyone will see you.
Shaw, everybody will
see how awesome I am.
Oh, there goes Texas.
He's the burner
who kicks Kane's butt.
Why would you wanna call
attention to yourself?
Why wouldn't I?
Whoa! Look at this stuff!
Wait. Chuck, stay together.
Oh, so long!
Dude, they're all so long!
Okay. Easy there, buddy.
They don't make 'em
like that anymore!
Hey!
Pardon my manners.
They call me
the Duke of Detroit.
My dear.
I'm Mike Chilton.
And these are your burners.
I've heard of you.
You're making quite a name
for yourself down in Motor City.
Mike... I can call
you Mike, right?
You know what I love, Mike?
My cars.
I've worked these
teeny weeny fingers
to the bone for these cars.
They are my pide and joy.
My passion! Jump back!
You got anything you
love like that?
Well, my car?
You love that old Jalopy
parked outside?
Mutt isn't a Jalopy.
Please.
If it had wings,
I'd kill it, deep fry it,
and serve it
up for thankgiving.
Let's try this.
Do you know what I hate?
When someone takes what I love
and disrepects it!
You see?
I don't like it when
some hotshots like you
bring their problems
into my yard
and destroy the things I love!
Destroy? The car frame?
It was junk.
Maybe to you with
that Jalopy you drive,
to me, it was a beautiful
car waiting to be built.
Oh, build me, Duke.
Build me!
Oh, I'm sorry.
I can't now because
Mr. Chilton and his
friends destroyed you!
Really? We were just...
look, my friends had
nothing to do with this.
I was the one who crashed
the bots into your stuff.
If you want me to pay
for the damage...
I don't want you to pay me.
I want you to
show me some respect!
And I think the only way
a person can convey respect
is through his or her actions.
Meaning...?
Kiss my gators.
All will be forgotten.
Well, you can forget that.
Come on, guys.
We're out of here.
Okay, fine.
Thanks for stopping by.
Let him and his friends go.
I think I need
to change my shorts.
Just keep walking.
Looks like I'm gonna have
to teach that dog a lesson.
Who does that guy think he is?
"Kiss my gators."
The guy is clearly insane!
I'm just glad we
got out of there.
Could I have the
triple jalapeno burger
with the fries and onion rings?
Oh, and a side salad.
Watching my weight, so...
You the burners?
Yeah.
You're gonna wish
you wasn't born. He-he.
Get out of here.
Not leaving.
You'll be safer.
I can handle this.
Seriously, what's going
on with you?
Hey, I'm talking to you.
Oh, guys? He's talking to us.
- It's mi...
- I'm talking to you!
Get out of here, now!
I'm not leaving!
Oh, no.
Let's move!
Boy am I hungry.
They better have pie left,
because sometimes I go there,
and they don't have
any pie left.
Wait a minute.
Where are they going?
It's a burner!
See? I've already got fans.
I told ya.
Hey! How ya doing?
Drive now!
What'd you do that for?
Go! Go! Go!
Hey! You're ruining
my pizzazling!
You see what you did?
You turned the fans against me!
Where are you guys?
Look behind you.
Hold on.
You guys okay?
Yeah, no thanks to Texas.
What? I totally
would've had those guys
if Mike didn't butt in.
Yeah, but if you didn't put
all this junk on your car,
they would've never realized we
were burners in the first place.
Ah, but they did
realize we're burners!
So what did you do to
tick those guys off anyway?
Wish I knew.
They were mad because their
moms forgot to pick them up
after hockey practice?
No, they were looking for us.
We better get off
the road quick.
Figure this out before
they come back.
Where should we go?
Somewhere with food.
Myh blood sugar
is running on fumes.
I think I know
a safe place near here.
They have room service too.
Yes, baby.
So nice.
My Duke, we have visitors!
I take it by that
look on your mug
you failed to bring back
what I asked for.
Clearly, I underestimated
the burners.
Something that
won't happen again.
Put out the call.
They were definitely
after the burners.
Ah, it doesn't make sense.
Look, I shouldn't
be telling you this
'cause it could
mean my own skin.
- It was the Duke.
- The Duke?
The Duke of Detroit?
- Oh, that's not good.
- You know him?
Know him enough
to know he's bad news.
Look, you guys don't
have to worry, okay?
It's me he wants.
Actually, he isn't after you.
He wants them.
He's put a price on your heads.
Are you saying the Duke
of setroit is after... me?
Yes! He's heard of me too!
Ha! You see?
In your face,
basket case.
Now every gang in Motor City's
gonna be after you.
Look, you're safe as
long as you're here.
I suggest you get some rest.
You're gonna need it.
Yes?
They're here.
All of them.
Congratulations, Rayon.
You just got a whole lot richer.
How did they find us?
Probably because of my car.
You think? You are the biggest
imbecile I've ever met.
And the strongest.
Thanks man.
Rayon.
Oh, that does it.
We are never making specialty
parts for that guy again.
What'll we do?
There's no way
I'll let
the Duke take you guys.
It's checkout time.
Where's the rest?
Where are my burners?
Till you hand 'em over,
they're still fair game.
No one's talking to you, trash.
Looky here, looky here.
The chickens are trying
to fly the coop. Get 'em!
Just hang behind me, guys.
I'll get us out of here.
What you're doing
is in our way.
You gotta stop.
Here we go.
You keep protecting us,
but who's gonna protect you?
I'm just trying to watch
your backs out there.
Having our backs is one thing,
fighting our battles
is another.
We're burners.
We're supposed
to get mangled.
Sometimes, you gotta
let us take our licks.
We can handle it, bro.
I know.
And you're gonna get
the chance to prove it.
Okay, here's the plan.
If you want
something done right...
Are you serious?
Think you can get away?
Eat stretch limo, baby!
No! Let them go!
Take me!
You're too late,
Mr. Chilton.
You had your chance.
If only you had shown
me a little respect.
What are you gonna do to them?
Mmm, I don't know.
Maybe sell them to someone
whose name starts with a "K"
and rhymes with "pain"?
Ooh, so sad. I hope you've
learned a lesson here.
- Let's go.
- Hey!
I lost a lot of cars out here!
Alas, good friends,
there is no reward.
Because I captured the burners.
But should you feel
cheated in any way,
oh, feel free to take it up
with that man there.
All right, this should work.
Okay, let's make some noise.
Texas, you're on.
- I can't do it.
- What?
You've been trying
to get people
to pay attention to you all day
and now you choke?
This is acting, not choking.
It's different.
Not different.
Oh, you think it's so easy,
Mr. lay-low, you do it.
Uh-uh. No way.
Come on, man.
Fine.
Oh.
Really?
Guard!
A little help in here!
Guards!
What is it?
Our friend needs some help.
Oh, I guess he's fine.
- I'm in.
- Copy that.
♪ Teacher is a preacher
and he's calling the sky ♪
♪ I'm free ♪
What?
Babycakes, no!
What? You?
How did...?
You're all finished!
No wait, wait!
Back off! Back off!
Did I say finished?
You're not finished.
You better know,
Mr. Chilton,
you harm my cars,
I harm your friends.
Yeah, that is a pickle.
If only there was a solution.
You know, someone once told me
the only way that respect
can be conveyed
is through a person's actions.
Kiss your shoe?
Uh-uh.
Which is why I will
respectfully return your cars
and you will respectfully
return my friends.
No more bounties,
score settled.
Now that's what
I'm talking about!
You got some real guts,
Mr. Chilton.
Well played.
Well played!
Meaning...?
Meaning, you're worthy
of the Duke's respect!
Now, put my limos back
where you found them,
and your friends are free.
All right! Who's next
on the karaoke?
Mr. Chilton?
Maybe next time, Duke.
But I just really wanna
get my friends and go.
Just fooling.
Go on.
Told you we could
take care of ourselves.
Come on. Let's get you
back to your cars.
Oh, did the Duke really
call you a Jalopy, Mutt, baby?
He's sorry.
You are a treasure.
Yeah, me and you are gonna
have to get better acquainted.
Here's to having
my friends back safe,
and to never running into
the Duke of Detroit again.
All right, guys.
Dig in.
Mike, I gotta ask.
How did you get
those gang leaders
to help you cross
the Duke like that?
Mike?
Let's just say, that, uh,
Chuck and Dutch will be building
some free specialty parts.
Actually, a lot of them.
- What?
- Huh?
Don't worry, got some
extra hands for you.
Ain't that right, Rayon?
You got it, man.
And that, my friends,
is respect.
Chirp.
Oh, we'll make it.
Now stop popping up on my dash.
Time?
Ah, 38 seconds!
The intake valve is buckling.
Dude, we can't
keep this speed up!
Mike, it's over.
No! We're not going
down like this.
19 seconds, Mikey!
You're a man of your word.
You did get here in time.
Sure did. Pay up.
You guys make the best custom
parts in Motor City.
I owe you.
Yeah, you do.
Oh, yeah. Right.
Mike, we've got company!
Been a pleasure doing business,
but I really gotta go.
Boy is crazy.
All right, guys,
gamma formation.
Dutch, you're on point.
Got it!
Dutch, you gotta pull back,
buddy, pull back!
Dutch!
No. No!
I've lost his heat signature.
Dude, I can't locate him!
Dutch.
Texas to the rescue!
- Dutch!
- I'm all right.
But I could use some new kicks.
That was too close.
Hey! I totally
had those bots!
- Hey!
- Get behind me. It's safer.
Mike, what're you doing?
I had them!
Texas!
Chuck, what happened
to Tex and Dutch?
Just a sec.
Just a sec.
Oh, Texas!
Hey, you guys okay?
Yeah, we're fine.
You guys all right?
Duh! Of course.
We're near the south side pass.
- Where are you at?
- Not quite sure.
Look, there might be more
Kane-bots flying around,
so just lay low,
and head to Antonio's.
We'll meet you there.
Roger.
You okay?
What was with you back there?
Why did you cut me off?
Whoa, easy.
Nothing was with me.
I just... I don't know.
Things were getting
crazy out there.
I can't take any chances,
all right?
I just... I don't know
what I would do
if something happened
to you guys.
After everything with Dutch.
Hey, guys,
who do you think lives there?
Whoa!
Obviously someone
who loves hats.
Someone would like to meet you.
What are you doing?
I merely call it pizazzling.
Pretty great, right?
No. Mike told us
to lay low, man.
You put all this Kane bot
junk on your car,
then everyone will see you.
Shaw, everybody will
see how awesome I am.
Oh, there goes Texas.
He's the burner
who kicks Kane's butt.
Why would you wanna call
attention to yourself?
Why wouldn't I?
Whoa! Look at this stuff!
Wait. Chuck, stay together.
Oh, so long!
Dude, they're all so long!
Okay. Easy there, buddy.
They don't make 'em
like that anymore!
Hey!
Pardon my manners.
They call me
the Duke of Detroit.
My dear.
I'm Mike Chilton.
And these are your burners.
I've heard of you.
You're making quite a name
for yourself down in Motor City.
Mike... I can call
you Mike, right?
You know what I love, Mike?
My cars.
I've worked these
teeny weeny fingers
to the bone for these cars.
They are my pide and joy.
My passion! Jump back!
You got anything you
love like that?
Well, my car?
You love that old Jalopy
parked outside?
Mutt isn't a Jalopy.
Please.
If it had wings,
I'd kill it, deep fry it,
and serve it
up for thankgiving.
Let's try this.
Do you know what I hate?
When someone takes what I love
and disrepects it!
You see?
I don't like it when
some hotshots like you
bring their problems
into my yard
and destroy the things I love!
Destroy? The car frame?
It was junk.
Maybe to you with
that Jalopy you drive,
to me, it was a beautiful
car waiting to be built.
Oh, build me, Duke.
Build me!
Oh, I'm sorry.
I can't now because
Mr. Chilton and his
friends destroyed you!
Really? We were just...
look, my friends had
nothing to do with this.
I was the one who crashed
the bots into your stuff.
If you want me to pay
for the damage...
I don't want you to pay me.
I want you to
show me some respect!
And I think the only way
a person can convey respect
is through his or her actions.
Meaning...?
Kiss my gators.
All will be forgotten.
Well, you can forget that.
Come on, guys.
We're out of here.
Okay, fine.
Thanks for stopping by.
Let him and his friends go.
I think I need
to change my shorts.
Just keep walking.
Looks like I'm gonna have
to teach that dog a lesson.
Who does that guy think he is?
"Kiss my gators."
The guy is clearly insane!
I'm just glad we
got out of there.
Could I have the
triple jalapeno burger
with the fries and onion rings?
Oh, and a side salad.
Watching my weight, so...
You the burners?
Yeah.
You're gonna wish
you wasn't born. He-he.
Get out of here.
Not leaving.
You'll be safer.
I can handle this.
Seriously, what's going
on with you?
Hey, I'm talking to you.
Oh, guys? He's talking to us.
- It's mi...
- I'm talking to you!
Get out of here, now!
I'm not leaving!
Oh, no.
Let's move!
Boy am I hungry.
They better have pie left,
because sometimes I go there,
and they don't have
any pie left.
Wait a minute.
Where are they going?
It's a burner!
See? I've already got fans.
I told ya.
Hey! How ya doing?
Drive now!
What'd you do that for?
Go! Go! Go!
Hey! You're ruining
my pizzazling!
You see what you did?
You turned the fans against me!
Where are you guys?
Look behind you.
Hold on.
You guys okay?
Yeah, no thanks to Texas.
What? I totally
would've had those guys
if Mike didn't butt in.
Yeah, but if you didn't put
all this junk on your car,
they would've never realized we
were burners in the first place.
Ah, but they did
realize we're burners!
So what did you do to
tick those guys off anyway?
Wish I knew.
They were mad because their
moms forgot to pick them up
after hockey practice?
No, they were looking for us.
We better get off
the road quick.
Figure this out before
they come back.
Where should we go?
Somewhere with food.
Myh blood sugar
is running on fumes.
I think I know
a safe place near here.
They have room service too.
Yes, baby.
So nice.
My Duke, we have visitors!
I take it by that
look on your mug
you failed to bring back
what I asked for.
Clearly, I underestimated
the burners.
Something that
won't happen again.
Put out the call.
They were definitely
after the burners.
Ah, it doesn't make sense.
Look, I shouldn't
be telling you this
'cause it could
mean my own skin.
- It was the Duke.
- The Duke?
The Duke of Detroit?
- Oh, that's not good.
- You know him?
Know him enough
to know he's bad news.
Look, you guys don't
have to worry, okay?
It's me he wants.
Actually, he isn't after you.
He wants them.
He's put a price on your heads.
Are you saying the Duke
of setroit is after... me?
Yes! He's heard of me too!
Ha! You see?
In your face,
basket case.
Now every gang in Motor City's
gonna be after you.
Look, you're safe as
long as you're here.
I suggest you get some rest.
You're gonna need it.
Yes?
They're here.
All of them.
Congratulations, Rayon.
You just got a whole lot richer.
How did they find us?
Probably because of my car.
You think? You are the biggest
imbecile I've ever met.
And the strongest.
Thanks man.
Rayon.
Oh, that does it.
We are never making specialty
parts for that guy again.
What'll we do?
There's no way
I'll let
the Duke take you guys.
It's checkout time.
Where's the rest?
Where are my burners?
Till you hand 'em over,
they're still fair game.
No one's talking to you, trash.
Looky here, looky here.
The chickens are trying
to fly the coop. Get 'em!
Just hang behind me, guys.
I'll get us out of here.
What you're doing
is in our way.
You gotta stop.
Here we go.
You keep protecting us,
but who's gonna protect you?
I'm just trying to watch
your backs out there.
Having our backs is one thing,
fighting our battles
is another.
We're burners.
We're supposed
to get mangled.
Sometimes, you gotta
let us take our licks.
We can handle it, bro.
I know.
And you're gonna get
the chance to prove it.
Okay, here's the plan.
If you want
something done right...
Are you serious?
Think you can get away?
Eat stretch limo, baby!
No! Let them go!
Take me!
You're too late,
Mr. Chilton.
You had your chance.
If only you had shown
me a little respect.
What are you gonna do to them?
Mmm, I don't know.
Maybe sell them to someone
whose name starts with a "K"
and rhymes with "pain"?
Ooh, so sad. I hope you've
learned a lesson here.
- Let's go.
- Hey!
I lost a lot of cars out here!
Alas, good friends,
there is no reward.
Because I captured the burners.
But should you feel
cheated in any way,
oh, feel free to take it up
with that man there.
All right, this should work.
Okay, let's make some noise.
Texas, you're on.
- I can't do it.
- What?
You've been trying
to get people
to pay attention to you all day
and now you choke?
This is acting, not choking.
It's different.
Not different.
Oh, you think it's so easy,
Mr. lay-low, you do it.
Uh-uh. No way.
Come on, man.
Fine.
Oh.
Really?
Guard!
A little help in here!
Guards!
What is it?
Our friend needs some help.
Oh, I guess he's fine.
- I'm in.
- Copy that.
♪ Teacher is a preacher
and he's calling the sky ♪
♪ I'm free ♪
What?
Babycakes, no!
What? You?
How did...?
You're all finished!
No wait, wait!
Back off! Back off!
Did I say finished?
You're not finished.
You better know,
Mr. Chilton,
you harm my cars,
I harm your friends.
Yeah, that is a pickle.
If only there was a solution.
You know, someone once told me
the only way that respect
can be conveyed
is through a person's actions.
Kiss your shoe?
Uh-uh.
Which is why I will
respectfully return your cars
and you will respectfully
return my friends.
No more bounties,
score settled.
Now that's what
I'm talking about!
You got some real guts,
Mr. Chilton.
Well played.
Well played!
Meaning...?
Meaning, you're worthy
of the Duke's respect!
Now, put my limos back
where you found them,
and your friends are free.
All right! Who's next
on the karaoke?
Mr. Chilton?
Maybe next time, Duke.
But I just really wanna
get my friends and go.
Just fooling.
Go on.
Told you we could
take care of ourselves.
Come on. Let's get you
back to your cars.
Oh, did the Duke really
call you a Jalopy, Mutt, baby?
He's sorry.
You are a treasure.
Yeah, me and you are gonna
have to get better acquainted.
Here's to having
my friends back safe,
and to never running into
the Duke of Detroit again.
All right, guys.
Dig in.
Mike, I gotta ask.
How did you get
those gang leaders
to help you cross
the Duke like that?
Mike?
Let's just say, that, uh,
Chuck and Dutch will be building
some free specialty parts.
Actually, a lot of them.
- What?
- Huh?
Don't worry, got some
extra hands for you.
Ain't that right, Rayon?
You got it, man.
And that, my friends,
is respect.
Chirp.