Motorcity (2012–2013): Season 1, Episode 4 - Texas-ify It - full transcript
You boys look tired.
How 'bout a nap?
Anybody else wanna go?
Texas! Save us!
We can't punch good!
Oh, you're so
unbelievably awesome.
I just wish I noticed sooner.
Oooh-wa-ka-ka-ka!
Abraham Kane.
Well, if it isn't Texas.
The greatest martial artist
in all of motorcity.
Behold.
I have a gun
that shoots a snake.
Okay, and you're just in time
to feel my Texas twister!
No! Not that!
How'd you like
to meet my friend?
His name is...
Ooooh-yah!
Curse your awesomeness, Texas!
And he says, "curse your
awesomeness, Texas!"
And I kick him out
the window. It's easy!
Solid plan.
Uh, let's just put that
in the back pocket for now.
Come on, Mike.
You always say that.
Your pockets must be
getting pretty full
with all my plans in 'em.
Sometimes you gotta
Texas-ify!
Just look at this
Texas twister kick.
My tomatoes!
What the heck are you doing?
It took me six months
to grow those!
And it only took Texas six
seconds to destroy them.
Yeah, Texas!
So what's wrong with my plan?
I told you. This isn't the
time to storm the gates
with sweet Muay Thai kicks.
We're on a stakeout.
A stakeout! Awesome!
I'll have mine rare!
Then I'll have plenty of strength to storm
the gates with sweet Muay Thai kicks!
You're not listening to a word
he's saying, are you?
We're waiting for
a waste-disposal bot to show up.
A whatta-what-what-what?
Toxo tanks?
We've been tracking them?
They come down to motorcity
to dump Kane's toxic waste.
Not today they won't.
We're gonna show Kane
he can't just dump his
trash on us anymore.
How close is it?
Five blocks coming up
seven mile road.
Hooo-ha!
Who are those guys?
They seem insane.
No, they seem awesome.
Uh, you guys seeing
what I'm seeing?
What is this place?
My sergeant says you tried
to take out the Toxo tank.
You must hate that pony-tailed
maniac as much as we do.
My name's Kaia.
I'm the boss in these parts.
Mike Chilton. Kane hater
and leader of the burners.
Any enemy of Kane
is a friend of mine.
Kaia, Texas.
Other leader
of the burners.
I got just two questions:
What's with those masks
and how soon could I get one?
It's a long story, kids.
Our community has always
lived off the earth.
Folks started calling us
the Terra Dwellers.
But one day our little Paradise
got trampled
by Kane's monsters.
The toxic waste kept coming.
It mutated everything.
Kane's chemicals the very DNA
of everything living down here.
Breathe easy, son.
It would take years to turn
you into a mutant, dear.
Whew.
That's awful, Kaia.
Well, there's one benefit.
We use these crazy mutant
plants to fight back.
These bows are filled with super
spores that grow down here.
As soon as this
stuff breaks open...
The spores grow into plants
and the plants take over.
Nice.
I don't get it, Kaia.
Why haven't you used
your super-bad mutant weapons
all over Kane's ugly face?
Actually, that's sort of
what we've been planning.
What're you doing
with these old Toxo tanks?
I thought you were supposed
to be the smart one.
We're gonna fill these
things up with super spores.
Can take out Kane's
waste facility
then he can't
dope his chemicals
on anybody ever again.
Okay dokey, Kaia.
I like your ideas,
but I do have some thoughts.
Hang on, Tex.
Let's just...
I mean, you can't just tie
these tankers up with rope,
you gotta weld it.
Dutch can do that.
And Julie's good
with infiltrating.
Mike can take credit
for everything,
and Chuck, oh,
I don't know what Chuck does,
but he can, like,
scream or something.
And we can pull these
Toxo things up to
deluxe with our cars
so you don't need that
freaky deer thing.
Uh, Texas...
and most importantly,
you gotta make
this plan bigger!
You gotta Texas-ify it!
Texas-ify it?
Texas-ify it.
Three Toxo tanks?
Times it by a thousand
and better weapons!
Texas...
Texas twister!
Texas! Take it easy, man.
Back pocket, remember?
I think your friend's got
the right idea, Mike.
This is just the opportunity
we were looking for.
We'll team up to shut down
Kane's waste processing plant,
and get to Texas-ify-ing!
Let the Texas-ifi-cation
begin!
Sure is handy having someone
who knows Kane's machines.
You tear up as many as we have,
you get to know 'em pretty well.
How well do you know
the train up there?
It'd be nice if we can get up
to the waste
processing facility
without being shredded
by his bots.
There's a blind spot near
the Hamtrannik tunnel.
Kane's bots don't
patrol it that often.
You'll have about
a ten-minute window.
Yes, that will give us
plenty of time.
There. This rig
oughta be enough.
Even for a whole fleet
of Toxo tanks.
So how are we
getting the others?
Hail, Texas!
Slayer of Toxo tanks!
You guys go ahead.
I'm gonna talk to
Kaia about the plans.
Kaia? Kaia. You home?
Careful with that.
This is way more dangerous
than the old stuff.
Kaia's made some
changes to the plan.
So, how much more
are we gonna need?
A lot more. And fast.
Hello?
- Uh... just a second.
- You need something?
Uh, just looking for Kaia.
Is she around?
She's out somewhere.
Tell her I stopped by.
'Sup, bro.
Hey, you don't look so good.
Something's up in this town,
chuckles.
What happened?
I'm not exactly sure.
Doesn't feel right, though.
Feels pretty right to me.
Doo! Bloo-bloo!
Oooh, wa-ka-ka!
Yeah, that's good, huh?
Boo-Boo!
Just put your eyes on
and see if you pick up
on anything weird.
You mean, like,
the creepy gas masks
or the giant, mutant plants
f=growing everywhere?
Mmm, weirder than that.
These people are
hiding something.
Hey, guys?
I think I found something.
Good evening, Mike.
Uh, Kaia. Hey!
Just, you know...
heading to bed.
That's too bad.
We could really use
your help with something.
Oh, in the middle of the night?
All right, then.
So what are we
looking for again?
Anything out of the ordinary.
Say, some guys washing out
a chemical drum
in the middle of the night.
Is it just me,
or do those guys not want
us to know something?
And Chuck's gonna go find out
what that something is.
I am?
Ugh. I am.
So, where we going again?
To find a special moss
that grows up here.
It's an essential part
of our weapons.
No-cholorum.
Hey!
Come on. Gimmie a break.
First time mushroom
climber here.
Oooh, yeah!
Well, don't everybody
grab me at once.
Look at this sample, Jacob.
You ever seen
anything like that?
Looks pretty alien to me, kids.
It's different
than the other vines.
It's... I don't know.
Weird.
You know, you guys need to stop
bad-mouthing our hosts.
Maybe they think you're weird.
Everybody pack up.
We're getting out of here.
Whoa, whoa-di-whoa-dio, bro.
What are you talking about?
I can't say for certain,
but I'm pretty sure
those terrorists
just tried to take me out.
- What?
- What?
Yeah, what?
Seriously, I didn't hear you.
You cut out.
We were running through
the mushrooms,
and I know it sounds weird,
but I wasn't supposed
to make it back.
They're up to something.
And if they think
we're gonna help them,
then they thought wrong.
Now hold it. Don't you think
you're overreacting here?
They led me onto a weak branch
and none of them
grabbed my hand.
It sounds to me like you fell.
You weren't there, Tex.
Now pack up.
No. Can. Do.
These people need us.
And unlike some other people,
they appreciate my skills.
This has nothing to do
with your skills.
Yeah. Yeah, it does.
You're always hating
on my ideas, man.
I'm in a place
where I can finally shine,
and it's eating you up inside.
Well, I'm not gonna let you
ruin my moment, Mike.
If you won't do this,
I'll do it myself.
Wow. You want me
to go get him?
Holy cow!
Look at this!
This leg is trying
to shake my hand!
Hey there, little guy.
Get it off!
Get it off!
Incinerator! Now!
What is that stuff?
The sample tried to eat me!
Oh, man!
If that stuff gets
released in deluxe,
everyone up there
will be wiped out!
Is everyone okay?
I thought I heard
a lady screaming.
Oh. Well, hello, Mike.
I... I'm glad
to see you're okay.
I'll bet you are.
Our little partnership
is over, Kaia.
Oh? Why is that?
We've seen what your
new spores can do.
We know what you're planning.
Yeah! And I don't
scream like a lady!
That was a shame.
I thought you'd be on my side.
After all, we're fighting
the same enemy.
Yeah, but we're not fighting
the same fight.
I hate Kane as much as anybody,
but I've got no beef
with the people of deluxe.
We can't let you hurt them.
I'm sorry to hear that, Mike.
But I've worked too long and too
hard for you to stop me now.
Goodbye.
Death by plants?
Not the way I wanna go.
Come on, come on, come on!
Step aside, kids.
This is a gardener's job.
Jacob!
If you're going to fight
giant, mutant plants,
you might need some
home grown herbicide.
Oh, let 'em stay inside
with their feet propped up.
Who needs 'em anyway?
I can do all this my dang self.
Roll out, boys!
Hyah! Hyah! Dogies!
Jacob, how much
of that stuff do you have?
How much do you need?
How much do you have?
How much do you need?
How much do you have?
Gah! Just tell me
how much you need!
Okay, here we are.
The waste processing place
should be right up top.
Just think,
in a few minutes we'll have
brought down a tyrant.
And we have you
to thank, Texas.
We could never have done
all this by ourselves.
I know. You do.
I'm just sorry
my friends bailed on you.
Don't be.
Not everyone has
the stomach for this.
Kaia's gonna be heading
for the hamtrammik tunnel.
That's a lot
of ground to cover.
What's that stuff?
Salt. Plants hate it.
As long as we stay in this
circle, we're safe.
I thought we were
just taking out
that waste-processing
thingamabob.
Oh, trust me.
It'll get taken out too.
Help us!
Hang on! Those are innocent
people in there.
This ain't what
I signed up for, Kaia.
Of course it is.
You're the one
who came up with it.
You've got to
Texas-ify everything.
Without you,
it would've taken us years
to put together
a strike like this.
But this ain't
Texas-ify-ing.
This is evil!
And Texas don't have
no truck with evil!
Yeah, ha!
In your face, plants!
I wouldn't say that just yet.
Uh-oh.
No! We're out
of weed killer!
So long, burners.
Eat gun-Chuck, plants!
Texas!
Leave my friends alone!
Texas, you made it!
And you got nasty plant
gunk all over you.
Good to see you too, ladies.
Get the civilians to safety.
Texas, you're with me, buddy.
You betrayed us.
Now we'll bury you up here
with the rest of these swine.
Take a good look, Mike.
This is what Kane did to us.
Why shouldn't we do
the same to his city?
These people didn't have
anything to do with that.
Doesn't that matter to you?
This might be a bad time
to say this,
but you were right, Mike.
I was wrong about
one thing, Tex.
Sometimes, you do
have to Texas-ify it.
No, I'm done Texas-ify-ing.
My dumb idea is what
got us into this.
Hey, I do not put dumb ideas
in my back pocket.
I've got one back there
that would come in
pretty handy right now.
You're thinking
of the Texas twister?
Let her rip, buddy.
- Help us!
- Help us!
Trying, sir.
Just having some difficulties!
We need more herbicide.
Or something to keep
these vines away.
Hey, I know what does that.
He's attempting
the Texas twister
like it's never been
done before, folks.
In a car, in the red,
with a tanker full of salt!
There! Toward that!
He's Texas-ify-ing
the Texas-ifica-tion!
Thank you so much.
Texas, you did it!
I know. I'm awesome.
Where's that crazy
forrest lady?
She is gonna hear it from me.
The terrorists.
They're gone!
Man! We didn't
even get payback!
People like Kaia
don't just disappear.
We'll catch up to her someday.
Why wait?
Let's go after them now!
Hold on!
Texas has an idea.
Here we go.
Okay, first, we get Dutch
to build me a robot
dinosaur from scratch.
What?
Uh, Texas...
and then I eat
all the terrorists
with my new move,
the Texas-asaurus Rex.
With super-sized gun Chucks.
Texas...
oh, and the dinosaur
has to spit fire.
Dutch can do that.
Oh, boy.
Burners!
Chirp.
How 'bout a nap?
Anybody else wanna go?
Texas! Save us!
We can't punch good!
Oh, you're so
unbelievably awesome.
I just wish I noticed sooner.
Oooh-wa-ka-ka-ka!
Abraham Kane.
Well, if it isn't Texas.
The greatest martial artist
in all of motorcity.
Behold.
I have a gun
that shoots a snake.
Okay, and you're just in time
to feel my Texas twister!
No! Not that!
How'd you like
to meet my friend?
His name is...
Ooooh-yah!
Curse your awesomeness, Texas!
And he says, "curse your
awesomeness, Texas!"
And I kick him out
the window. It's easy!
Solid plan.
Uh, let's just put that
in the back pocket for now.
Come on, Mike.
You always say that.
Your pockets must be
getting pretty full
with all my plans in 'em.
Sometimes you gotta
Texas-ify!
Just look at this
Texas twister kick.
My tomatoes!
What the heck are you doing?
It took me six months
to grow those!
And it only took Texas six
seconds to destroy them.
Yeah, Texas!
So what's wrong with my plan?
I told you. This isn't the
time to storm the gates
with sweet Muay Thai kicks.
We're on a stakeout.
A stakeout! Awesome!
I'll have mine rare!
Then I'll have plenty of strength to storm
the gates with sweet Muay Thai kicks!
You're not listening to a word
he's saying, are you?
We're waiting for
a waste-disposal bot to show up.
A whatta-what-what-what?
Toxo tanks?
We've been tracking them?
They come down to motorcity
to dump Kane's toxic waste.
Not today they won't.
We're gonna show Kane
he can't just dump his
trash on us anymore.
How close is it?
Five blocks coming up
seven mile road.
Hooo-ha!
Who are those guys?
They seem insane.
No, they seem awesome.
Uh, you guys seeing
what I'm seeing?
What is this place?
My sergeant says you tried
to take out the Toxo tank.
You must hate that pony-tailed
maniac as much as we do.
My name's Kaia.
I'm the boss in these parts.
Mike Chilton. Kane hater
and leader of the burners.
Any enemy of Kane
is a friend of mine.
Kaia, Texas.
Other leader
of the burners.
I got just two questions:
What's with those masks
and how soon could I get one?
It's a long story, kids.
Our community has always
lived off the earth.
Folks started calling us
the Terra Dwellers.
But one day our little Paradise
got trampled
by Kane's monsters.
The toxic waste kept coming.
It mutated everything.
Kane's chemicals the very DNA
of everything living down here.
Breathe easy, son.
It would take years to turn
you into a mutant, dear.
Whew.
That's awful, Kaia.
Well, there's one benefit.
We use these crazy mutant
plants to fight back.
These bows are filled with super
spores that grow down here.
As soon as this
stuff breaks open...
The spores grow into plants
and the plants take over.
Nice.
I don't get it, Kaia.
Why haven't you used
your super-bad mutant weapons
all over Kane's ugly face?
Actually, that's sort of
what we've been planning.
What're you doing
with these old Toxo tanks?
I thought you were supposed
to be the smart one.
We're gonna fill these
things up with super spores.
Can take out Kane's
waste facility
then he can't
dope his chemicals
on anybody ever again.
Okay dokey, Kaia.
I like your ideas,
but I do have some thoughts.
Hang on, Tex.
Let's just...
I mean, you can't just tie
these tankers up with rope,
you gotta weld it.
Dutch can do that.
And Julie's good
with infiltrating.
Mike can take credit
for everything,
and Chuck, oh,
I don't know what Chuck does,
but he can, like,
scream or something.
And we can pull these
Toxo things up to
deluxe with our cars
so you don't need that
freaky deer thing.
Uh, Texas...
and most importantly,
you gotta make
this plan bigger!
You gotta Texas-ify it!
Texas-ify it?
Texas-ify it.
Three Toxo tanks?
Times it by a thousand
and better weapons!
Texas...
Texas twister!
Texas! Take it easy, man.
Back pocket, remember?
I think your friend's got
the right idea, Mike.
This is just the opportunity
we were looking for.
We'll team up to shut down
Kane's waste processing plant,
and get to Texas-ify-ing!
Let the Texas-ifi-cation
begin!
Sure is handy having someone
who knows Kane's machines.
You tear up as many as we have,
you get to know 'em pretty well.
How well do you know
the train up there?
It'd be nice if we can get up
to the waste
processing facility
without being shredded
by his bots.
There's a blind spot near
the Hamtrannik tunnel.
Kane's bots don't
patrol it that often.
You'll have about
a ten-minute window.
Yes, that will give us
plenty of time.
There. This rig
oughta be enough.
Even for a whole fleet
of Toxo tanks.
So how are we
getting the others?
Hail, Texas!
Slayer of Toxo tanks!
You guys go ahead.
I'm gonna talk to
Kaia about the plans.
Kaia? Kaia. You home?
Careful with that.
This is way more dangerous
than the old stuff.
Kaia's made some
changes to the plan.
So, how much more
are we gonna need?
A lot more. And fast.
Hello?
- Uh... just a second.
- You need something?
Uh, just looking for Kaia.
Is she around?
She's out somewhere.
Tell her I stopped by.
'Sup, bro.
Hey, you don't look so good.
Something's up in this town,
chuckles.
What happened?
I'm not exactly sure.
Doesn't feel right, though.
Feels pretty right to me.
Doo! Bloo-bloo!
Oooh, wa-ka-ka!
Yeah, that's good, huh?
Boo-Boo!
Just put your eyes on
and see if you pick up
on anything weird.
You mean, like,
the creepy gas masks
or the giant, mutant plants
f=growing everywhere?
Mmm, weirder than that.
These people are
hiding something.
Hey, guys?
I think I found something.
Good evening, Mike.
Uh, Kaia. Hey!
Just, you know...
heading to bed.
That's too bad.
We could really use
your help with something.
Oh, in the middle of the night?
All right, then.
So what are we
looking for again?
Anything out of the ordinary.
Say, some guys washing out
a chemical drum
in the middle of the night.
Is it just me,
or do those guys not want
us to know something?
And Chuck's gonna go find out
what that something is.
I am?
Ugh. I am.
So, where we going again?
To find a special moss
that grows up here.
It's an essential part
of our weapons.
No-cholorum.
Hey!
Come on. Gimmie a break.
First time mushroom
climber here.
Oooh, yeah!
Well, don't everybody
grab me at once.
Look at this sample, Jacob.
You ever seen
anything like that?
Looks pretty alien to me, kids.
It's different
than the other vines.
It's... I don't know.
Weird.
You know, you guys need to stop
bad-mouthing our hosts.
Maybe they think you're weird.
Everybody pack up.
We're getting out of here.
Whoa, whoa-di-whoa-dio, bro.
What are you talking about?
I can't say for certain,
but I'm pretty sure
those terrorists
just tried to take me out.
- What?
- What?
Yeah, what?
Seriously, I didn't hear you.
You cut out.
We were running through
the mushrooms,
and I know it sounds weird,
but I wasn't supposed
to make it back.
They're up to something.
And if they think
we're gonna help them,
then they thought wrong.
Now hold it. Don't you think
you're overreacting here?
They led me onto a weak branch
and none of them
grabbed my hand.
It sounds to me like you fell.
You weren't there, Tex.
Now pack up.
No. Can. Do.
These people need us.
And unlike some other people,
they appreciate my skills.
This has nothing to do
with your skills.
Yeah. Yeah, it does.
You're always hating
on my ideas, man.
I'm in a place
where I can finally shine,
and it's eating you up inside.
Well, I'm not gonna let you
ruin my moment, Mike.
If you won't do this,
I'll do it myself.
Wow. You want me
to go get him?
Holy cow!
Look at this!
This leg is trying
to shake my hand!
Hey there, little guy.
Get it off!
Get it off!
Incinerator! Now!
What is that stuff?
The sample tried to eat me!
Oh, man!
If that stuff gets
released in deluxe,
everyone up there
will be wiped out!
Is everyone okay?
I thought I heard
a lady screaming.
Oh. Well, hello, Mike.
I... I'm glad
to see you're okay.
I'll bet you are.
Our little partnership
is over, Kaia.
Oh? Why is that?
We've seen what your
new spores can do.
We know what you're planning.
Yeah! And I don't
scream like a lady!
That was a shame.
I thought you'd be on my side.
After all, we're fighting
the same enemy.
Yeah, but we're not fighting
the same fight.
I hate Kane as much as anybody,
but I've got no beef
with the people of deluxe.
We can't let you hurt them.
I'm sorry to hear that, Mike.
But I've worked too long and too
hard for you to stop me now.
Goodbye.
Death by plants?
Not the way I wanna go.
Come on, come on, come on!
Step aside, kids.
This is a gardener's job.
Jacob!
If you're going to fight
giant, mutant plants,
you might need some
home grown herbicide.
Oh, let 'em stay inside
with their feet propped up.
Who needs 'em anyway?
I can do all this my dang self.
Roll out, boys!
Hyah! Hyah! Dogies!
Jacob, how much
of that stuff do you have?
How much do you need?
How much do you have?
How much do you need?
How much do you have?
Gah! Just tell me
how much you need!
Okay, here we are.
The waste processing place
should be right up top.
Just think,
in a few minutes we'll have
brought down a tyrant.
And we have you
to thank, Texas.
We could never have done
all this by ourselves.
I know. You do.
I'm just sorry
my friends bailed on you.
Don't be.
Not everyone has
the stomach for this.
Kaia's gonna be heading
for the hamtrammik tunnel.
That's a lot
of ground to cover.
What's that stuff?
Salt. Plants hate it.
As long as we stay in this
circle, we're safe.
I thought we were
just taking out
that waste-processing
thingamabob.
Oh, trust me.
It'll get taken out too.
Help us!
Hang on! Those are innocent
people in there.
This ain't what
I signed up for, Kaia.
Of course it is.
You're the one
who came up with it.
You've got to
Texas-ify everything.
Without you,
it would've taken us years
to put together
a strike like this.
But this ain't
Texas-ify-ing.
This is evil!
And Texas don't have
no truck with evil!
Yeah, ha!
In your face, plants!
I wouldn't say that just yet.
Uh-oh.
No! We're out
of weed killer!
So long, burners.
Eat gun-Chuck, plants!
Texas!
Leave my friends alone!
Texas, you made it!
And you got nasty plant
gunk all over you.
Good to see you too, ladies.
Get the civilians to safety.
Texas, you're with me, buddy.
You betrayed us.
Now we'll bury you up here
with the rest of these swine.
Take a good look, Mike.
This is what Kane did to us.
Why shouldn't we do
the same to his city?
These people didn't have
anything to do with that.
Doesn't that matter to you?
This might be a bad time
to say this,
but you were right, Mike.
I was wrong about
one thing, Tex.
Sometimes, you do
have to Texas-ify it.
No, I'm done Texas-ify-ing.
My dumb idea is what
got us into this.
Hey, I do not put dumb ideas
in my back pocket.
I've got one back there
that would come in
pretty handy right now.
You're thinking
of the Texas twister?
Let her rip, buddy.
- Help us!
- Help us!
Trying, sir.
Just having some difficulties!
We need more herbicide.
Or something to keep
these vines away.
Hey, I know what does that.
He's attempting
the Texas twister
like it's never been
done before, folks.
In a car, in the red,
with a tanker full of salt!
There! Toward that!
He's Texas-ify-ing
the Texas-ifica-tion!
Thank you so much.
Texas, you did it!
I know. I'm awesome.
Where's that crazy
forrest lady?
She is gonna hear it from me.
The terrorists.
They're gone!
Man! We didn't
even get payback!
People like Kaia
don't just disappear.
We'll catch up to her someday.
Why wait?
Let's go after them now!
Hold on!
Texas has an idea.
Here we go.
Okay, first, we get Dutch
to build me a robot
dinosaur from scratch.
What?
Uh, Texas...
and then I eat
all the terrorists
with my new move,
the Texas-asaurus Rex.
With super-sized gun Chucks.
Texas...
oh, and the dinosaur
has to spit fire.
Dutch can do that.
Oh, boy.
Burners!
Chirp.