Motorcity (2012–2013): Season 1, Episode 8 - Going Dutch - full transcript
1x08 - Going Dutch
[ music plays ]
[ paint hisses ]
[ sighs ]
Hey, Dutch.
Whoa, whoa.
Personal space, Texas.
I thought we talked about this.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You did say something.
I don't wanna mess
up your flow and junk.
[ deep breath ]
So, what you gonna paint there?
Like a snake? A dragon?
I don't know what I'm gonna paint.
Nothing's flowing these days.
'Cause a dragon shooting some lasers
out of its eyes would be pretty awesome.
Pew! Pew, pew!
You should totally do that.
Right. I'll keep that in mind.
Or maybe some lasers shooting
dragons out of their laser eyes! You know?
So, uh, is there something you need?
Oh, yeah. Glad you reminded me.
Is my energy "Bolo-ma" finished yet?
Sweet.
- The Bolo bumper looks awesome.
- I wouldn't say awesome.
Not the way I want it to be.
Not sure how to get it there.
Oh, tiny man,
I'm sure it's good enough.
As good as it's gonna get.
[ engine revs, tires screech ]
[ sighs ]
Let's try this again.
[ loud crash ]
[ engine revs ]
Dragons with laser beam eyes.
Think about it!
[ music plays ]
[ siren blares ]
Jacob: We're under attack!
[ sighs ]
[ engines revving ]
[ beeping, whirring ]
Hey, Bolo bumper!
[ engines rev ]
Whoa!
Hey, Dutch, I think you might've
been right about that Bolo bumper.
[ tires screech ]
- Heads up.
- I see 'em.
Mike: All right, let's
swing back and grab Roth.
Dutch, have fun with
those repairs, buddy.
Dutch: Doesn't anybody else
know how to use a wrench?
[ explosion, whirring ]
Looks like you got a little too close
to the action on that last mission.
Come here, man.
Hey, Dutch, when you get a chance,
Nine Lives could use a tune up.
I'm on it as soon as I can get...
Oh, and Mutt's gonna need
her suspension system aligned.
- Right, just gotta...
- Whoa, I was first.
Dutch has to fix
my energy Bolo bumper.
Then gotta get to work on that dragon
with the laser eyes we talked about.
Really? Still with the laser eyes?
Pew! Pew, pew!
Hey, Texas, I think
Jacob needs some help
in the kitchen with some taste testing.
Oh, all over that.
Sorry, Dutch, can't stand around all day
drawing with you, got
important stuff to take care of.
Pew. Pew, pew.
Look, man, I know you
didn't come down here
just to fix cars and
build energy Bolo bumpers.
That's not it.
You know I love being a Burner.
It's just that sometimes
being a Burner...
Gets in the way of other things.
I know.
Lately, it's like I'm
losing my edge or something.
You've been working hard.
We all have.
Get away for a while.
Recharge your batteries.
Work on your stuff.
Not just our energy Bolos.
Yeah, well, I'm getting kind
of sick of the energy Bolo.
Don't blame ya.
I'm sick of saying "energy Bolo."
No go grab some alone
time. Clear your head.
But what if Kane tries something?
Oh, if he does, we'll give you a shout.
Now go
before Texas comes back.
All right, buddy.
Pack your travel charger.
Looks like we're getting some R & R.
[ music plays ]
[ tires screech ]
[ laugter ]
Tooley!
Don't play with that!
Mr. Kane, I'm sorry.
You scared me.
Tooley, you have to be
very, very careful with these
little party poppers I had
the science division cook up.
Party poppers?
I got a little surprise party planned
for those squatters down in the sewers.
Party?
And when the party's over,
Motorcity will be mine.
What kind of party, Mr. Kane?
Will there be cake?
Will it be a lot of fun?
[ laughs ]
Fun?
Oh, it's going to be fun, all right.
[ chuckles ]
[ laughs ]
Wait! Mr. Kane!
You forgot to tell me what...
Oh, yeah. You can't
tell me. It's a surprise.
[ laughs ]
I'll need to find it myself.
[ robot squeaks ]
Dutch: What am I doing?
Telling a story.
Just like these cats.
But this is my story.
[ music plays ]
[ muffled yelling ]
[ music plays ]
Mmm, not bad, huh?
Okay, so what's next?
Now where does Dutch keep
the oil filters again?
Hey, Chuck?
Remind me not to use
Mutt as a battering ram.
I did and you didn't listen.
Oh, it's cool, guys.
We can use this.
This way, we won't mess
up our cars anymore.
- Really?
- And why do we keep him around again?
Oh, come on...
[ siren blares ]
[ garbled dialogue ]
Burners! We need your help!
I don't know if we can hold out!
[ choking ]
All right, button up your rides,
and Chuck, get Dutch on the com.
Tell him to meet us on the road.
Way ahead of you, but I
can't get a hold of him.
Keep trying from Mutt.
We gotta move now.
Mmmm, how 'bout you try
moving that over there.
[ whines ]
- You'll be okay?
- [ squeaks ]
Watch out for those magnets, man.
They can burn out your
circuits if you're not careful.
Not feeling it.
Whoa!
We've be down here for two days?
Feel kind of guilty for
ditching the gang for so long.
But, man, it's good to
just freestyle again.
All right, let's pack up and head home.
I know there's something
cool to this stuff,
just can't seem to figure out
how it should all go together.
[ music plays ]
[ engine rumbles ]
Where is everyone?
Seems kind of empty out here.
Hey, guys, you got your ears on?
I'm on my way in.
Anything going on that
I should know about?
Wow. Can you check our
gear and do a signal boost?
Nothing at all?
On any frequency?
[ poppers whirring ]
That can't be good.
Dutch: This has got to be a joke.
Come on, guys.
You can come out now.
Man. I wasn't gone long enough
for the whole world to fall apart.
Status, cam feeds,
com recordings.
[ beeping ]
What... what was that?
If we can't come up with a plan soon,
Motorcity's in deep trouble!
Just in case.
- Julie: What's that?
- Texas: Goin' in.
Mike: No!
Don't get in your car.
[ Chuck whining ]
- Julie: No! No! No!
- Nooo!
Locate Burner vehicle beacons.
Let's go find our pals.
You with the scout team?
Yes. Scout team.
All right. Add on in.
Hey! Don't forget your suit.
- Can't wait for the fun to start.
- Tooley: Me neither.
[ engine revving ]
Coming up on the Burners'
last known position. Hope they're alright.
Oooh, there they are!
Hey, do you know what's going on here?
I'm looking for my friends.
[ roaring ]
Whoa!
Uh... you know what?
Uh... never mind.
We'll just let you get
back to being all creepy and
oozy and well, just...
heh, run!
[ roaring ]
[ yells ]
Get off of me!
I don't know what you Kane Co.
punks did to those people,
but you're not doing it to me.
Is that the way you treat the
guy who just saved your butt?
- Mike!
- Easy, buddy. Easy.
Wha... where are the
rest of the Burners?
What happened out there?
Ugh. Motorcity was under attack,
but we didn't know by what.
Didn't find any of
the usual bot suspects.
But we ran into some
KaneCo. guys in hazmat suits.
Then we got jumped by
our friends out there.
Something was changing them.
I got separated from the other Burners.
Ugh! I should've seen this coming.
You should've known Kane was gonna
release some sort of crazy virus thing?
Yeah, right, come on, man.
None of this makes any sense.
So how do we fix this mess before
we all turn into drooling freaks?
Already got someone on it.
Hey Jacob, how's that
antidote of yours coming?
Still working on it.
Hitting some road blocks,
but think I can make it to 'em.
[ Dutch yells ]
Call you back.
[ roaring ]
[ cackling ]
[ both gasp ]
[ screaming, roaring ]
- Oh, man!
- Come on!
We can't help them if we
get infected. We gotta move!
[ roaring ]
Hello? Hello?!
I guess everyone must be at the party.
[ electricity crackling ]
[ both panting ]
[ moaning ]
[ loud rip ]
Mike!
[ grunts ]
That's gonna be a problem.
Dutch?
You have to get that cure.
- You're gonna have to leave me behind.
- Not gonna happen.
[ screams ]
[ all yelling ]
Not giving you a choice, pal.
[ yells ]
Okay, gang, how about we try
a little team-building exercise today.
[ yells ]
[ whirring ]
[ roaring ]
Pa-pa-pa party time is now
and now is party time...
what?
[ moaning ]
Hey! Hey, mister!
You know where the party is?
[ moaning, hissing ]
[ roars ]
[ yells, laughs ]
[ yells ]
[ tires screech ]
Come on Roth, almost there.
[ tires screech ]
At least we're safe now.
Yo, Jacob!
Is the antidote ready?
Jacob! We need that antidote now!
The guys are all zombies!
Where are you old timer?
Man!
Am I glad to see a friendly face!
[ moans ]
[ yells ]
Or not! So I'm guessing you didn't
get too far with that cure, huh?
[ roars ]
[ screams ]
Nice form.
That Tai-Chi or something?
Come on, old man.
Let's wrap this up
before you hurt yourself.
[ moans, yells ]
Roth! Here!
[ electronic zombie screech ]
Roth?
Sir? Our scout teams
are not reporting in,
but the chaos virus is sure to have
infected most of the city by now.
Those bottom feeders should
all be quite out of their minds
and unable to form any
kind of focused defense.
Move in. Take Motorcity.
How is this even possible?
Why would the virus infect you?
Unless... oh, man.
The virus is messing with
human brains and bot A.I.s.
[ electronic roar ]
Oh, what?
[ roars ]
[ loud crash ]
No, no, no, no!
[ yells ]
[ grunting ]
Oh, man!
Sorry, buddy.
It's for your own good.
[ electricity crackling ]
Oh!
[ powering down ]
Nanites.
Jacob's cure wouldn't
have worked anyway.
Nanites are just tiny machines.
And machines are my specialty.
I can beat this!
- One down...
- [ whirrs ]
[ roaring ]
Whoa!
Way too many to go!
- [ whirrs ]
- No, no, no.
I don't think we should go
with the screwdriver cure.
We need just a plan.
Mmm, plan, plan.
Plan!
Oh, that's it!
[ moans ]
[ yells ]
[ whirrs ]
[ roaring ]
Roth, get me to the magnet.
Ugh. Not much time left.
Now let's see
if this crazy plan will work.
Come on, Roth.
[ whirrs ]
[ electricity crackling ]
It worked!
[ whirring ]
All right, buddy, let's get to work.
[ all moaning ]
[ music plays ]
Ready to make one last run, pal?
[ whirrs affirmatively ]
[ roaring ]
[ engine revs ]
[ music plays ]
[ roaring ]
Mike: I knew you could do it, buddy!
I had some help.
Oh, man!
What'd you do to my ride?
And why do I have a shiner?
Sorry about that.
Dude, I had no idea old
people could move so fast.
Remind me to never pick
a fight with you again.
That's right.
What's he talking about?
I told ya, dragons with
laser eyes are the bomb.
[ laughs ]
You were right, man.
[ loud whirring ]
- Uh, guys?
- Julie: Kane's troops.
They probably think
everybody's zombied out.
Bet they're expecting an easy win.
Let's prove them wrong.
Hey! You guys just missed the party!
Well, I hope you had your fun, boys,
'cause now it's our turn.
[ engine revs ]
[ gasps ]
[ engine revs ]
[ beeping ]
Mr. Kane!
That surprise party was awesome!
Tooley...
There were costumes and
games and a dragon ride.
- And I made a lot of new friends.
- Not now, Tooley!
Maybe next time you can
come to the party too!
Party time is now.
[ music plays ]
- Got your edge back, huh?
- You could say that.
But I don't think I'll be
needing any more alone time.
A break is fine and all,
But that was kind of crazy.
I don't know, that was a
pretty great save back there.
Seems like a little
time off inspired you.
Thanks, but, you know,
I think I got all the
inspiration I need right here.
No need to thank me, girls.
I even inspire myself sometimes.
In fact, I just whipped this up.
Wait for it, look at it. It's got
jets, turbo drills, circular saws...
- I'll cover for you.
- Right. See you in a couple of weeks.
...a swiss-army knife,
and over here, hydraulics...
[ tires screech ]
[ music plays ]
[ paint hisses ]
[ sighs ]
Hey, Dutch.
Whoa, whoa.
Personal space, Texas.
I thought we talked about this.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You did say something.
I don't wanna mess
up your flow and junk.
[ deep breath ]
So, what you gonna paint there?
Like a snake? A dragon?
I don't know what I'm gonna paint.
Nothing's flowing these days.
'Cause a dragon shooting some lasers
out of its eyes would be pretty awesome.
Pew! Pew, pew!
You should totally do that.
Right. I'll keep that in mind.
Or maybe some lasers shooting
dragons out of their laser eyes! You know?
So, uh, is there something you need?
Oh, yeah. Glad you reminded me.
Is my energy "Bolo-ma" finished yet?
Sweet.
- The Bolo bumper looks awesome.
- I wouldn't say awesome.
Not the way I want it to be.
Not sure how to get it there.
Oh, tiny man,
I'm sure it's good enough.
As good as it's gonna get.
[ engine revs, tires screech ]
[ sighs ]
Let's try this again.
[ loud crash ]
[ engine revs ]
Dragons with laser beam eyes.
Think about it!
[ music plays ]
[ siren blares ]
Jacob: We're under attack!
[ sighs ]
[ engines revving ]
[ beeping, whirring ]
Hey, Bolo bumper!
[ engines rev ]
Whoa!
Hey, Dutch, I think you might've
been right about that Bolo bumper.
[ tires screech ]
- Heads up.
- I see 'em.
Mike: All right, let's
swing back and grab Roth.
Dutch, have fun with
those repairs, buddy.
Dutch: Doesn't anybody else
know how to use a wrench?
[ explosion, whirring ]
Looks like you got a little too close
to the action on that last mission.
Come here, man.
Hey, Dutch, when you get a chance,
Nine Lives could use a tune up.
I'm on it as soon as I can get...
Oh, and Mutt's gonna need
her suspension system aligned.
- Right, just gotta...
- Whoa, I was first.
Dutch has to fix
my energy Bolo bumper.
Then gotta get to work on that dragon
with the laser eyes we talked about.
Really? Still with the laser eyes?
Pew! Pew, pew!
Hey, Texas, I think
Jacob needs some help
in the kitchen with some taste testing.
Oh, all over that.
Sorry, Dutch, can't stand around all day
drawing with you, got
important stuff to take care of.
Pew. Pew, pew.
Look, man, I know you
didn't come down here
just to fix cars and
build energy Bolo bumpers.
That's not it.
You know I love being a Burner.
It's just that sometimes
being a Burner...
Gets in the way of other things.
I know.
Lately, it's like I'm
losing my edge or something.
You've been working hard.
We all have.
Get away for a while.
Recharge your batteries.
Work on your stuff.
Not just our energy Bolos.
Yeah, well, I'm getting kind
of sick of the energy Bolo.
Don't blame ya.
I'm sick of saying "energy Bolo."
No go grab some alone
time. Clear your head.
But what if Kane tries something?
Oh, if he does, we'll give you a shout.
Now go
before Texas comes back.
All right, buddy.
Pack your travel charger.
Looks like we're getting some R & R.
[ music plays ]
[ tires screech ]
[ laugter ]
Tooley!
Don't play with that!
Mr. Kane, I'm sorry.
You scared me.
Tooley, you have to be
very, very careful with these
little party poppers I had
the science division cook up.
Party poppers?
I got a little surprise party planned
for those squatters down in the sewers.
Party?
And when the party's over,
Motorcity will be mine.
What kind of party, Mr. Kane?
Will there be cake?
Will it be a lot of fun?
[ laughs ]
Fun?
Oh, it's going to be fun, all right.
[ chuckles ]
[ laughs ]
Wait! Mr. Kane!
You forgot to tell me what...
Oh, yeah. You can't
tell me. It's a surprise.
[ laughs ]
I'll need to find it myself.
[ robot squeaks ]
Dutch: What am I doing?
Telling a story.
Just like these cats.
But this is my story.
[ music plays ]
[ muffled yelling ]
[ music plays ]
Mmm, not bad, huh?
Okay, so what's next?
Now where does Dutch keep
the oil filters again?
Hey, Chuck?
Remind me not to use
Mutt as a battering ram.
I did and you didn't listen.
Oh, it's cool, guys.
We can use this.
This way, we won't mess
up our cars anymore.
- Really?
- And why do we keep him around again?
Oh, come on...
[ siren blares ]
[ garbled dialogue ]
Burners! We need your help!
I don't know if we can hold out!
[ choking ]
All right, button up your rides,
and Chuck, get Dutch on the com.
Tell him to meet us on the road.
Way ahead of you, but I
can't get a hold of him.
Keep trying from Mutt.
We gotta move now.
Mmmm, how 'bout you try
moving that over there.
[ whines ]
- You'll be okay?
- [ squeaks ]
Watch out for those magnets, man.
They can burn out your
circuits if you're not careful.
Not feeling it.
Whoa!
We've be down here for two days?
Feel kind of guilty for
ditching the gang for so long.
But, man, it's good to
just freestyle again.
All right, let's pack up and head home.
I know there's something
cool to this stuff,
just can't seem to figure out
how it should all go together.
[ music plays ]
[ engine rumbles ]
Where is everyone?
Seems kind of empty out here.
Hey, guys, you got your ears on?
I'm on my way in.
Anything going on that
I should know about?
Wow. Can you check our
gear and do a signal boost?
Nothing at all?
On any frequency?
[ poppers whirring ]
That can't be good.
Dutch: This has got to be a joke.
Come on, guys.
You can come out now.
Man. I wasn't gone long enough
for the whole world to fall apart.
Status, cam feeds,
com recordings.
[ beeping ]
What... what was that?
If we can't come up with a plan soon,
Motorcity's in deep trouble!
Just in case.
- Julie: What's that?
- Texas: Goin' in.
Mike: No!
Don't get in your car.
[ Chuck whining ]
- Julie: No! No! No!
- Nooo!
Locate Burner vehicle beacons.
Let's go find our pals.
You with the scout team?
Yes. Scout team.
All right. Add on in.
Hey! Don't forget your suit.
- Can't wait for the fun to start.
- Tooley: Me neither.
[ engine revving ]
Coming up on the Burners'
last known position. Hope they're alright.
Oooh, there they are!
Hey, do you know what's going on here?
I'm looking for my friends.
[ roaring ]
Whoa!
Uh... you know what?
Uh... never mind.
We'll just let you get
back to being all creepy and
oozy and well, just...
heh, run!
[ roaring ]
[ yells ]
Get off of me!
I don't know what you Kane Co.
punks did to those people,
but you're not doing it to me.
Is that the way you treat the
guy who just saved your butt?
- Mike!
- Easy, buddy. Easy.
Wha... where are the
rest of the Burners?
What happened out there?
Ugh. Motorcity was under attack,
but we didn't know by what.
Didn't find any of
the usual bot suspects.
But we ran into some
KaneCo. guys in hazmat suits.
Then we got jumped by
our friends out there.
Something was changing them.
I got separated from the other Burners.
Ugh! I should've seen this coming.
You should've known Kane was gonna
release some sort of crazy virus thing?
Yeah, right, come on, man.
None of this makes any sense.
So how do we fix this mess before
we all turn into drooling freaks?
Already got someone on it.
Hey Jacob, how's that
antidote of yours coming?
Still working on it.
Hitting some road blocks,
but think I can make it to 'em.
[ Dutch yells ]
Call you back.
[ roaring ]
[ cackling ]
[ both gasp ]
[ screaming, roaring ]
- Oh, man!
- Come on!
We can't help them if we
get infected. We gotta move!
[ roaring ]
Hello? Hello?!
I guess everyone must be at the party.
[ electricity crackling ]
[ both panting ]
[ moaning ]
[ loud rip ]
Mike!
[ grunts ]
That's gonna be a problem.
Dutch?
You have to get that cure.
- You're gonna have to leave me behind.
- Not gonna happen.
[ screams ]
[ all yelling ]
Not giving you a choice, pal.
[ yells ]
Okay, gang, how about we try
a little team-building exercise today.
[ yells ]
[ whirring ]
[ roaring ]
Pa-pa-pa party time is now
and now is party time...
what?
[ moaning ]
Hey! Hey, mister!
You know where the party is?
[ moaning, hissing ]
[ roars ]
[ yells, laughs ]
[ yells ]
[ tires screech ]
Come on Roth, almost there.
[ tires screech ]
At least we're safe now.
Yo, Jacob!
Is the antidote ready?
Jacob! We need that antidote now!
The guys are all zombies!
Where are you old timer?
Man!
Am I glad to see a friendly face!
[ moans ]
[ yells ]
Or not! So I'm guessing you didn't
get too far with that cure, huh?
[ roars ]
[ screams ]
Nice form.
That Tai-Chi or something?
Come on, old man.
Let's wrap this up
before you hurt yourself.
[ moans, yells ]
Roth! Here!
[ electronic zombie screech ]
Roth?
Sir? Our scout teams
are not reporting in,
but the chaos virus is sure to have
infected most of the city by now.
Those bottom feeders should
all be quite out of their minds
and unable to form any
kind of focused defense.
Move in. Take Motorcity.
How is this even possible?
Why would the virus infect you?
Unless... oh, man.
The virus is messing with
human brains and bot A.I.s.
[ electronic roar ]
Oh, what?
[ roars ]
[ loud crash ]
No, no, no, no!
[ yells ]
[ grunting ]
Oh, man!
Sorry, buddy.
It's for your own good.
[ electricity crackling ]
Oh!
[ powering down ]
Nanites.
Jacob's cure wouldn't
have worked anyway.
Nanites are just tiny machines.
And machines are my specialty.
I can beat this!
- One down...
- [ whirrs ]
[ roaring ]
Whoa!
Way too many to go!
- [ whirrs ]
- No, no, no.
I don't think we should go
with the screwdriver cure.
We need just a plan.
Mmm, plan, plan.
Plan!
Oh, that's it!
[ moans ]
[ yells ]
[ whirrs ]
[ roaring ]
Roth, get me to the magnet.
Ugh. Not much time left.
Now let's see
if this crazy plan will work.
Come on, Roth.
[ whirrs ]
[ electricity crackling ]
It worked!
[ whirring ]
All right, buddy, let's get to work.
[ all moaning ]
[ music plays ]
Ready to make one last run, pal?
[ whirrs affirmatively ]
[ roaring ]
[ engine revs ]
[ music plays ]
[ roaring ]
Mike: I knew you could do it, buddy!
I had some help.
Oh, man!
What'd you do to my ride?
And why do I have a shiner?
Sorry about that.
Dude, I had no idea old
people could move so fast.
Remind me to never pick
a fight with you again.
That's right.
What's he talking about?
I told ya, dragons with
laser eyes are the bomb.
[ laughs ]
You were right, man.
[ loud whirring ]
- Uh, guys?
- Julie: Kane's troops.
They probably think
everybody's zombied out.
Bet they're expecting an easy win.
Let's prove them wrong.
Hey! You guys just missed the party!
Well, I hope you had your fun, boys,
'cause now it's our turn.
[ engine revs ]
[ gasps ]
[ engine revs ]
[ beeping ]
Mr. Kane!
That surprise party was awesome!
Tooley...
There were costumes and
games and a dragon ride.
- And I made a lot of new friends.
- Not now, Tooley!
Maybe next time you can
come to the party too!
Party time is now.
[ music plays ]
- Got your edge back, huh?
- You could say that.
But I don't think I'll be
needing any more alone time.
A break is fine and all,
But that was kind of crazy.
I don't know, that was a
pretty great save back there.
Seems like a little
time off inspired you.
Thanks, but, you know,
I think I got all the
inspiration I need right here.
No need to thank me, girls.
I even inspire myself sometimes.
In fact, I just whipped this up.
Wait for it, look at it. It's got
jets, turbo drills, circular saws...
- I'll cover for you.
- Right. See you in a couple of weeks.
...a swiss-army knife,
and over here, hydraulics...
[ tires screech ]