Moral Orel (2005–2009): Season 2, Episode 3 - Satan - full transcript
Coach Stopframe goes to extreme measures in order to make a certain person be his lover.
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
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>> LORD IN HEAVEN,
HAVE HIM CALL ME.
[SIGHS]
HAVE HIM CALL ME.
[SIGHS]
SATAN IN HELL, MAKE HIM CALL ME.
WHY DOESN'T HE CALL?
[RING]
AH!
[RING]
AH!
[RING]
AH!
[RING]
CLAY?
[RING]
CLAY?
HUH, JUST A LUCKY GUESS.
CLAY?
HUH, JUST A LUCKY GUESS.
WHAT'S UP?
HUH, JUST A LUCKY GUESS.
WHAT'S UP?
OOH, SURE, I'LL BE THERE IN 10.
WHAT'S UP?
OOH, SURE, I'LL BE THERE IN 10.
NOW, WHICH ONE OF YOU LITTLE
OOH, SURE, I'LL BE THERE IN 10.
NOW, WHICH ONE OF YOU LITTLE
GUYS DID THIS FOR ME?
NOW, WHICH ONE OF YOU LITTLE
GUYS DID THIS FOR ME?
COOTCHIE COOTCHIE COO.
GUYS DID THIS FOR ME?
COOTCHIE COOTCHIE COO.
HA HA HA...
COOTCHIE COOTCHIE COO.
HA HA HA...
SO, HOW'S WORK, CLAY?
HA HA HA...
SO, HOW'S WORK, CLAY?
>> WELL, YOU KNOW,
SO, HOW'S WORK, CLAY?
>> WELL, YOU KNOW,
PAYS THE BILLS.
>> WELL, YOU KNOW,
PAYS THE BILLS.
>> MMM, I'LL BE IT DOES.
PAYS THE BILLS.
>> MMM, I'LL BE IT DOES.
HEH HEH.
>> MMM, I'LL BE IT DOES.
HEH HEH.
>> OH, IT DOES.
HEH HEH.
>> OH, IT DOES.
BELIEVE YOU ME.
>> OH, IT DOES.
BELIEVE YOU ME.
>> KEEPS YOU OCCUPIED, I'LL BET.
BELIEVE YOU ME.
>> KEEPS YOU OCCUPIED, I'LL BET.
HMM?
>> KEEPS YOU OCCUPIED, I'LL BET.
HMM?
>> YEAH, KEEPS ME BUSY AS A
HMM?
>> YEAH, KEEPS ME BUSY AS A
LITTLE MALE BEAVER.
>> YEAH, KEEPS ME BUSY AS A
LITTLE MALE BEAVER.
>> MMM, MY KIND OF BEAVER.
LITTLE MALE BEAVER.
>> MMM, MY KIND OF BEAVER.
HEH HEH.
>> MMM, MY KIND OF BEAVER.
HEH HEH.
>> DOLLY, CAN WE SETTLE UP?
HEH HEH.
>> DOLLY, CAN WE SETTLE UP?
I SHOULD GO.
>> DOLLY, CAN WE SETTLE UP?
I SHOULD GO.
>> GREAT.
I SHOULD GO.
>> GREAT.
>> YARN, YARN, YARN, YARN,
>> GREAT.
>> YARN, YARN, YARN, YARN,
YARN, YARN!
>> YARN, YARN, YARN, YARN,
YARN, YARN!
[HUMMING]
YARN, YARN!
[HUMMING]
MY, YOU'RE WORKING LATE.
[HUMMING]
MY, YOU'RE WORKING LATE.
>> STINKING...
MY, YOU'RE WORKING LATE.
>> STINKING...
>> DEAD END JOB, MM-HMM.
>> ? I'LL MISS YOU
WHEN YOU COMING HOME?
WHERE YOU BEEN TO?
WHEN YOU COMING HOME?
WHERE YOU BEEN TO?
YOU CAN TELEPHONE
WHERE YOU BEEN TO?
YOU CAN TELEPHONE
IS THIS THE TIME WHEN
YOU CAN TELEPHONE
IS THIS THE TIME WHEN
SUPPOSED TO FIND IT NOW
IS THIS THE TIME WHEN
SUPPOSED TO FIND IT NOW
I'VE GOT ENOUGH FRIENDS
SUPPOSED TO FIND IT NOW
I'VE GOT ENOUGH FRIENDS
JUST TO PASS THE TIME
I'VE GOT ENOUGH FRIENDS
JUST TO PASS THE TIME
I KISSED YOU ON A SATURDAY
JUST TO PASS THE TIME
I KISSED YOU ON A SATURDAY
I MISS YOU EVEN MORE TODAY ?
>> YES, WELL, THE LORD'S LOGIC
IS VERY COMPLEX WHEN IT COMES TO
HATING NIPPLES.
IS VERY COMPLEX WHEN IT COMES TO
HATING NIPPLES.
YOU SEE, WITH MEN, HE--
HATING NIPPLES.
YOU SEE, WITH MEN, HE--
HELLO.
YOU SEE, WITH MEN, HE--
HELLO.
>> DANIELLE?
HELLO.
>> DANIELLE?
>> THEY NEVER MAKE THESE LOOSE
>> DANIELLE?
>> THEY NEVER MAKE THESE LOOSE
ENOUGH DOWN SOUTH.
>> THEY NEVER MAKE THESE LOOSE
ENOUGH DOWN SOUTH.
>> OH?
ENOUGH DOWN SOUTH.
>> OH?
>> BOUGHT THESE IN ARGENTINA.
>> OH?
>> BOUGHT THESE IN ARGENTINA.
HEH HEH HEH.
>> BOUGHT THESE IN ARGENTINA.
HEH HEH HEH.
>> SO, REVEREND, CAN YOU GIVE ME
HEH HEH HEH.
>> SO, REVEREND, CAN YOU GIVE ME
A SCOOP ON WHAT THE SERMON'S
>> SO, REVEREND, CAN YOU GIVE ME
A SCOOP ON WHAT THE SERMON'S
ABOUT TODAY?
A SCOOP ON WHAT THE SERMON'S
ABOUT TODAY?
>> I THINK I'M GONNA CALL AN
ABOUT TODAY?
>> I THINK I'M GONNA CALL AN
AUDIBLE THIS WEEK, OREL, FOR OUR
>> I THINK I'M GONNA CALL AN
AUDIBLE THIS WEEK, OREL, FOR OUR
SPECIAL GUEST.
AUDIBLE THIS WEEK, OREL, FOR OUR
SPECIAL GUEST.
>> EXCITING.
SPECIAL GUEST.
>> EXCITING.
>> HOMOSEXUALITY.
>> EXCITING.
>> HOMOSEXUALITY.
>> [COLLECTIVE GASP]
>> HOMOSEXUALITY.
>> [COLLECTIVE GASP]
>> NOT ONLY IS IT THE
>> [COLLECTIVE GASP]
>> NOT ONLY IS IT THE
BIGGEST SIN OUT THERE,
>> NOT ONLY IS IT THE
BIGGEST SIN OUT THERE,
IT'S JUST PLAIN UNFAIR.
BIGGEST SIN OUT THERE,
IT'S JUST PLAIN UNFAIR.
MEN WITH MEN?
IT'S JUST PLAIN UNFAIR.
MEN WITH MEN?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
MEN WITH MEN?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
HA!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
HA!
TRY NOT TO LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY
HA!
TRY NOT TO LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY
UNDER THOSE CIRCUMSTANCES.
TRY NOT TO LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY
UNDER THOSE CIRCUMSTANCES.
I MEAN, YOU CUT OUT WOMEN AND
UNDER THOSE CIRCUMSTANCES.
I MEAN, YOU CUT OUT WOMEN AND
YOU CUT OUT TEASING AND SHELLING
I MEAN, YOU CUT OUT WOMEN AND
YOU CUT OUT TEASING AND SHELLING
OUT CASH FOR EXPENSIVE DINNERS
YOU CUT OUT TEASING AND SHELLING
OUT CASH FOR EXPENSIVE DINNERS
AND NAGGING.
OUT CASH FOR EXPENSIVE DINNERS
AND NAGGING.
IN FACT, GAY MEN WOULD HAVE IT
AND NAGGING.
IN FACT, GAY MEN WOULD HAVE IT
MADE IN THE SHADE IF IT WEREN'T
IN FACT, GAY MEN WOULD HAVE IT
MADE IN THE SHADE IF IT WEREN'T
FOR ONE THING:
MADE IN THE SHADE IF IT WEREN'T
FOR ONE THING:
GOD HATES 'EM.
FOR ONE THING:
GOD HATES 'EM.
WHY?
GOD HATES 'EM.
WHY?
BECAUSE THEY CAN'T MULTIPLY.
WHY?
BECAUSE THEY CAN'T MULTIPLY.
SERIOUSLY.
BECAUSE THEY CAN'T MULTIPLY.
SERIOUSLY.
AS HARD AS THEY KISS AND PRESS
SERIOUSLY.
AS HARD AS THEY KISS AND PRESS
THEIR STUPID BODIES TOGETHER,
AS HARD AS THEY KISS AND PRESS
THEIR STUPID BODIES TOGETHER,
THEY'RE NEVER GOING TO SQUEEZE A
THEIR STUPID BODIES TOGETHER,
THEY'RE NEVER GOING TO SQUEEZE A
BABY OUT OF EACH OTHER.
THEY'RE NEVER GOING TO SQUEEZE A
BABY OUT OF EACH OTHER.
I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S A JOKE.
BABY OUT OF EACH OTHER.
I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S A JOKE.
AND GUESS WHO'S THE ONLY
I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S A JOKE.
AND GUESS WHO'S THE ONLY
ONE LAUGHING.
AND GUESS WHO'S THE ONLY
ONE LAUGHING.
>> SATAN.
ONE LAUGHING.
>> SATAN.
>> SATAN, THAT'S RIGHT.
>> SATAN.
>> SATAN, THAT'S RIGHT.
IN FACT, HE MAKES IT HAPPEN.
>> SATAN, THAT'S RIGHT.
IN FACT, HE MAKES IT HAPPEN.
>> HMM?
IN FACT, HE MAKES IT HAPPEN.
>> HMM?
LET'S DO THIS.
>> [LAUGHTER]
>> COACH STOPFRAME?
>> OH, HI, OREL.
>> COACH STOPFRAME?
>> OH, HI, OREL.
>> WHATCHA GOT THERE?
>> OH, HI, OREL.
>> WHATCHA GOT THERE?
>> MMM, NOTHING, JUST A PICTURE.
>> WHATCHA GOT THERE?
>> MMM, NOTHING, JUST A PICTURE.
OH, HEY, OREL, DO YOU THINK THAT
>> MMM, NOTHING, JUST A PICTURE.
OH, HEY, OREL, DO YOU THINK THAT
YOU COULD GET ME A LITTLE BIT OF
OH, HEY, OREL, DO YOU THINK THAT
YOU COULD GET ME A LITTLE BIT OF
YOUR DAD'S HAIR?
YOU COULD GET ME A LITTLE BIT OF
YOUR DAD'S HAIR?
>> SURE.
YOUR DAD'S HAIR?
>> SURE.
WHAT FOR?
>> SURE.
WHAT FOR?
>> WELL, I WANT TO BUY HIM A NEW
WHAT FOR?
>> WELL, I WANT TO BUY HIM A NEW
COMB AND I NEED TO SEE WHAT
>> WELL, I WANT TO BUY HIM A NEW
COMB AND I NEED TO SEE WHAT
GAUGE TEETH TO GET ON IT.
COMB AND I NEED TO SEE WHAT
GAUGE TEETH TO GET ON IT.
>> GOTCHA.
GAUGE TEETH TO GET ON IT.
>> GOTCHA.
>> [HUMMING]
>> MORNING, MOM.
WHERE DO YOU KEEP
THE VACUUM CLEANER?
WHERE DO YOU KEEP
THE VACUUM CLEANER?
>> IN SHAPEY'S ROOM FOR NOW.
THE VACUUM CLEANER?
>> IN SHAPEY'S ROOM FOR NOW.
IT'S SHARING A BED WITH HIM
>> IN SHAPEY'S ROOM FOR NOW.
IT'S SHARING A BED WITH HIM
UNTIL I CLEAN OUT THE HALL
IT'S SHARING A BED WITH HIM
UNTIL I CLEAN OUT THE HALL
CLOSET.
UNTIL I CLEAN OUT THE HALL
CLOSET.
>> THANKS!
CLOSET.
>> THANKS!
[VACUUM CLEANER RUNNING]
>> THANKS!
[VACUUM CLEANER RUNNING]
[TURNS OFF VACUUM CLEANER]
[VACUUM CLEANER RUNNING]
[TURNS OFF VACUUM CLEANER]
>> HEY!
>> SHAPEY'S, SHAPEY'S, MOM'S,
SHAPEY'S, SHAPEY'S.
OH, HEY, THAT'S MINE.
SHAPEY'S, SHAPEY'S.
OH, HEY, THAT'S MINE.
THANKS FOR ALL THE LOYAL YEARS,
OH, HEY, THAT'S MINE.
THANKS FOR ALL THE LOYAL YEARS,
PAL.
THANKS FOR ALL THE LOYAL YEARS,
PAL.
SHAPEY'S.
PAL.
SHAPEY'S.
HMM?
SHAPEY'S.
HMM?
THIS LOOKS LIKE A DOG HAIR.
HMM?
THIS LOOKS LIKE A DOG HAIR.
POOR BARTHOLOMEW.
THIS LOOKS LIKE A DOG HAIR.
POOR BARTHOLOMEW.
SHAPEY.
POOR BARTHOLOMEW.
SHAPEY.
SHAPEY.
SHAPEY.
SHAPEY.
DAD!
SHAPEY.
DAD!
>> YEAH?
DAD!
>> YEAH?
>> OH, HI.
>> YEAH?
>> OH, HI.
>> OREL, WHY ARE YOU SIFTING
>> OH, HI.
>> OREL, WHY ARE YOU SIFTING
THROUGH THE VACUUM BAG SO EARLY
>> OREL, WHY ARE YOU SIFTING
THROUGH THE VACUUM BAG SO EARLY
IN THE MORNING?
THROUGH THE VACUUM BAG SO EARLY
IN THE MORNING?
>> OH, IS IT THAT EARLY?
IN THE MORNING?
>> OH, IS IT THAT EARLY?
>> YES, I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED
>> OH, IS IT THAT EARLY?
>> YES, I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED
MY THIRD DRINK YET.
>> YES, I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED
MY THIRD DRINK YET.
>> WELL...
MY THIRD DRINK YET.
>> WELL...
>> AND WHY DO YOU HAVE A STRAND
>> WELL...
>> AND WHY DO YOU HAVE A STRAND
OF MY HAIR IN YOUR HAND?
>> AND WHY DO YOU HAVE A STRAND
OF MY HAIR IN YOUR HAND?
>> UM...
OF MY HAIR IN YOUR HAND?
>> UM...
>> OREL, ARE YOU PLANNING TO BUY
>> UM...
>> OREL, ARE YOU PLANNING TO BUY
ME A NEW COMB?
>> OREL, ARE YOU PLANNING TO BUY
ME A NEW COMB?
>> HOW'D YOU GUESS?
ME A NEW COMB?
>> HOW'D YOU GUESS?
>> WELL, IT WAS EITHER THAT OR
>> HOW'D YOU GUESS?
>> WELL, IT WAS EITHER THAT OR
YOU WERE GONNA PUT A SATANIC
>> WELL, IT WAS EITHER THAT OR
YOU WERE GONNA PUT A SATANIC
SPELL ON ME.
YOU WERE GONNA PUT A SATANIC
SPELL ON ME.
HA HA!
SPELL ON ME.
HA HA!
THAT'S JUST NOT IN YOUR
HA HA!
THAT'S JUST NOT IN YOUR
CHARACTER.
THAT'S JUST NOT IN YOUR
CHARACTER.
>> WOW.
CHARACTER.
>> WOW.
YOU SURE COME FROM A SMART HEAD,
>> WOW.
YOU SURE COME FROM A SMART HEAD,
LITTLE GUY.
[RING]
>> GREETINGS.
YOU'RE SPEAKING TO FLYGRON,
>> GREETINGS.
YOU'RE SPEAKING TO FLYGRON,
DARK PRIEST OF LUCIFER.
YOU'RE SPEAKING TO FLYGRON,
DARK PRIEST OF LUCIFER.
>> YES.
DARK PRIEST OF LUCIFER.
>> YES.
MY NAME IS COACH DANIELLE
>> YES.
MY NAME IS COACH DANIELLE
STOPFRAME, AND I'M INTERESTED IN
MY NAME IS COACH DANIELLE
STOPFRAME, AND I'M INTERESTED IN
ATTENDING YOUR SATANIC LOVE
STOPFRAME, AND I'M INTERESTED IN
ATTENDING YOUR SATANIC LOVE
ACQUISITION RITUAL.
ATTENDING YOUR SATANIC LOVE
ACQUISITION RITUAL.
>> INDEED.
ACQUISITION RITUAL.
>> INDEED.
WE HAVE OPENINGS, BUT YOU MUST
>> INDEED.
WE HAVE OPENINGS, BUT YOU MUST
BE DRUG FREE.
WE HAVE OPENINGS, BUT YOU MUST
BE DRUG FREE.
>> DRUG FREE?
BE DRUG FREE.
>> DRUG FREE?
>> AND THAT DRUG IS
>> DRUG FREE?
>> AND THAT DRUG IS
CHRISTIANITY.
>> AND THAT DRUG IS
CHRISTIANITY.
>> CLEAN AS A WHISTLE.
CHRISTIANITY.
>> CLEAN AS A WHISTLE.
>> EXCELLENT.
>> CLEAN AS A WHISTLE.
>> EXCELLENT.
COME WITH ALL THE INGREDIENTS
>> EXCELLENT.
COME WITH ALL THE INGREDIENTS
FOR THE RITE, INCLUDING A
COME WITH ALL THE INGREDIENTS
FOR THE RITE, INCLUDING A
HEALTHY APPETITE...
FOR THE RITE, INCLUDING A
HEALTHY APPETITE...
FOR DECADENCE.
HEALTHY APPETITE...
FOR DECADENCE.
HA HA!
FOR DECADENCE.
HA HA!
I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT SINCE
HA HA!
I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT SINCE
YOU ARE NEW TO OUR CULT,
I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT SINCE
YOU ARE NEW TO OUR CULT,
YOU'RE REQUIRED TO BRING
YOU ARE NEW TO OUR CULT,
YOU'RE REQUIRED TO BRING
THE RITUAL VIRGIN.
YOU'RE REQUIRED TO BRING
THE RITUAL VIRGIN.
>> HMM, I SEE.
THE RITUAL VIRGIN.
>> HMM, I SEE.
>> FARE THE WELL.
>> HMM, I SEE.
>> FARE THE WELL.
>> BYE-BYE.
>> FARE THE WELL.
>> BYE-BYE.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
>> BYE-BYE.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
COME IN.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
COME IN.
>> HIYA, COACH.
COME IN.
>> HIYA, COACH.
>> DID YOU GET THE COMB
>> HIYA, COACH.
>> DID YOU GET THE COMB
MEASUREMENT STOCK?
>> DID YOU GET THE COMB
MEASUREMENT STOCK?
>> YOU MEAN THE HAIR?
MEASUREMENT STOCK?
>> YOU MEAN THE HAIR?
>> YES.
>> YOU MEAN THE HAIR?
>> YES.
>> SURE DID.
>> YES.
>> SURE DID.
3 STRANDS.
>> SURE DID.
3 STRANDS.
>> MMM, NOW ALL I NEED IS...
3 STRANDS.
>> MMM, NOW ALL I NEED IS...
HMM?
HEY, OREL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON
THE FULL MOON?
>> GEE, I HADN'T THOUGHT ABOUT
THE FULL MOON?
>> GEE, I HADN'T THOUGHT ABOUT
IT, REALLY.
>> GEE, I HADN'T THOUGHT ABOUT
IT, REALLY.
>> WELL, WANT TO COME
IT, REALLY.
>> WELL, WANT TO COME
TO A PARTY?
>> WELL, WANT TO COME
TO A PARTY?
>> SOUNDS FUN!
TO A PARTY?
>> SOUNDS FUN!
>> OH, IT WILL BE FUN.
>> SOUNDS FUN!
>> OH, IT WILL BE FUN.
HEH HEH.
>> OH, IT WILL BE FUN.
HEH HEH.
>> HA HA!
HEH HEH.
>> HA HA!
>> HEH HEH.
>> HA HA!
>> HEH HEH.
>> HA HA!
>> HEH HEH.
>> HA HA!
>> [LAUGHTER CONTINUES]
>> HA HA!
>> [LAUGHTER CONTINUES]
>> [BOTH SIGH]
>> [LAUGHTER CONTINUES]
>> [BOTH SIGH]
>> [CHANTING]
>> [BOTH SIGH]
>> [CHANTING]
>> THIS IS THE ADDRESS--
>> [CHANTING]
>> THIS IS THE ADDRESS--
667 PITCHFORK LANE.
>> THIS IS THE ADDRESS--
667 PITCHFORK LANE.
>> THIS SURE IS EXCITING.
667 PITCHFORK LANE.
>> THIS SURE IS EXCITING.
I'VE NEVER BEEN TO AN ADULT
>> THIS SURE IS EXCITING.
I'VE NEVER BEEN TO AN ADULT
PARTY BEFORE.
I'VE NEVER BEEN TO AN ADULT
PARTY BEFORE.
>> NOW, OREL, YOU'RE SURE YOU'RE
PARTY BEFORE.
>> NOW, OREL, YOU'RE SURE YOU'RE
STILL A VIRGIN, RIGHT?
>> NOW, OREL, YOU'RE SURE YOU'RE
STILL A VIRGIN, RIGHT?
>> OH, SCOUT'S HONOR, COACH.
STILL A VIRGIN, RIGHT?
>> OH, SCOUT'S HONOR, COACH.
>> OK, LET'S GO.
>> OH, SCOUT'S HONOR, COACH.
>> OK, LET'S GO.
[THUDDING]
>> OK, LET'S GO.
[THUDDING]
[DOOR CREAKS]
[THUDDING]
[DOOR CREAKS]
>> GREETINGS.
[DOOR CREAKS]
>> GREETINGS.
I AM FLYGRON.
>> GREETINGS.
I AM FLYGRON.
COME IN AND HAVE SOME PIZZA.
I AM FLYGRON.
COME IN AND HAVE SOME PIZZA.
>> YUM!
COME IN AND HAVE SOME PIZZA.
>> YUM!
>> UH, WHO'S THE KID?
>> YUM!
>> UH, WHO'S THE KID?
>> HE'S THE VIRGIN.
>> UH, WHO'S THE KID?
>> HE'S THE VIRGIN.
>> WHAT?
>> HE'S THE VIRGIN.
>> WHAT?
THAT'S TOTALLY AGAINST THE LAW.
>> WHAT?
THAT'S TOTALLY AGAINST THE LAW.
>> BUT IT'S FOR THE RITUAL.
THAT'S TOTALLY AGAINST THE LAW.
>> BUT IT'S FOR THE RITUAL.
>> DON'T YOU KNOW ANY
>> BUT IT'S FOR THE RITUAL.
>> DON'T YOU KNOW ANY
LEGAL VIRGINS?
>> DON'T YOU KNOW ANY
LEGAL VIRGINS?
>> HADN'T CROSSED
LEGAL VIRGINS?
>> HADN'T CROSSED
MY MIND REALLY.
>> HADN'T CROSSED
MY MIND REALLY.
>> [DRONING CHANTING]
>> OH, I CANNOT GET NAKED
WITH THESE PEOPLE.
>> YEAH, NOT WITH THE KID AROUND
WITH THESE PEOPLE.
>> YEAH, NOT WITH THE KID AROUND
ANYWAY AND WHATNOT.
>> YEAH, NOT WITH THE KID AROUND
ANYWAY AND WHATNOT.
HAVE SOME FOOD.
ANYWAY AND WHATNOT.
HAVE SOME FOOD.
THERE'S PIZZA, PASTA, PIES,
HAVE SOME FOOD.
THERE'S PIZZA, PASTA, PIES,
PASTA PIES,
THERE'S PIZZA, PASTA, PIES,
PASTA PIES,
CANDY BARS, WHATNOT.
PASTA PIES,
CANDY BARS, WHATNOT.
VERY DECADENT STUFF.
CANDY BARS, WHATNOT.
VERY DECADENT STUFF.
WE SATANISTS LOVE TO PARTAKE OF
VERY DECADENT STUFF.
WE SATANISTS LOVE TO PARTAKE OF
EARTHLY PLEASURES.
WE SATANISTS LOVE TO PARTAKE OF
EARTHLY PLEASURES.
NOT LIKE THE UPTIGHT CHRISTIANS
EARTHLY PLEASURES.
NOT LIKE THE UPTIGHT CHRISTIANS
AND WHATNOT.
NOT LIKE THE UPTIGHT CHRISTIANS
AND WHATNOT.
>> UH, LISTEN, I DON'T KNOW
AND WHATNOT.
>> UH, LISTEN, I DON'T KNOW
WHERE YOU GET YOUR INFORMATION,
>> UH, LISTEN, I DON'T KNOW
WHERE YOU GET YOUR INFORMATION,
BUT CHRISTIANS DO EAT
WHERE YOU GET YOUR INFORMATION,
BUT CHRISTIANS DO EAT
CANDY BARS.
BUT CHRISTIANS DO EAT
CANDY BARS.
>> MMM...
CANDY BARS.
>> MMM...
NOT THIS GOOEY, THEY DON'T.
>> MMM...
NOT THIS GOOEY, THEY DON'T.
AND WHATNOT...
NOT THIS GOOEY, THEY DON'T.
AND WHATNOT...
>> LOOK, I HAVE TO TELL YOU.
AND WHATNOT...
>> LOOK, I HAVE TO TELL YOU.
I PICTURED THINGS A LITTLE BIT--
>> LOOK, I HAVE TO TELL YOU.
I PICTURED THINGS A LITTLE BIT--
>> I KNOW.
I PICTURED THINGS A LITTLE BIT--
>> I KNOW.
MORE SATANIC AND WHATNOT.
>> I KNOW.
MORE SATANIC AND WHATNOT.
LOOK, OUR CONCEPT OF SATAN IS
MORE SATANIC AND WHATNOT.
LOOK, OUR CONCEPT OF SATAN IS
PRE-CHRISTIAN AND DERIVED FROM
LOOK, OUR CONCEPT OF SATAN IS
PRE-CHRISTIAN AND DERIVED FROM
THE PAGAN IMAGE OF POWER,
PRE-CHRISTIAN AND DERIVED FROM
THE PAGAN IMAGE OF POWER,
VIRILITY, SEXUALITY, AND
THE PAGAN IMAGE OF POWER,
VIRILITY, SEXUALITY, AND
SENSUALITY AND WHATNOT.
VIRILITY, SEXUALITY, AND
SENSUALITY AND WHATNOT.
SATAN IS MORE A FORCE OF NATURE,
SENSUALITY AND WHATNOT.
SATAN IS MORE A FORCE OF NATURE,
NOT A LIVING QUASI-DIETY--
SATAN IS MORE A FORCE OF NATURE,
NOT A LIVING QUASI-DIETY--
>> I WAS GOING TO SAY I PICTURED
NOT A LIVING QUASI-DIETY--
>> I WAS GOING TO SAY I PICTURED
THINGS A LITTLE SKINNIER.
>> I WAS GOING TO SAY I PICTURED
THINGS A LITTLE SKINNIER.
>> SKINNY IS FOR THE JESUS-ITES.
THINGS A LITTLE SKINNIER.
>> SKINNY IS FOR THE JESUS-ITES.
>> MMM!
>> SKINNY IS FOR THE JESUS-ITES.
>> MMM!
YOU MUST BE THE NEW MEAT.
>> MMM!
YOU MUST BE THE NEW MEAT.
WELCOME TO THE GARDEN OF EARTHLY
YOU MUST BE THE NEW MEAT.
WELCOME TO THE GARDEN OF EARTHLY
AND HELLISH DESIRES.
WELCOME TO THE GARDEN OF EARTHLY
AND HELLISH DESIRES.
>> PLEASE PARDON ME WHILE I RIP
AND HELLISH DESIRES.
>> PLEASE PARDON ME WHILE I RIP
MY EYES OUT.
>> PLEASE PARDON ME WHILE I RIP
MY EYES OUT.
>> HAVE SOME PIZZA, COACH.
MY EYES OUT.
>> HAVE SOME PIZZA, COACH.
IT'S SOUR CREAM
>> HAVE SOME PIZZA, COACH.
IT'S SOUR CREAM
AND PEANUT BUTTER.
IT'S SOUR CREAM
AND PEANUT BUTTER.
>> THE DEVIL'S COMBO.
AND PEANUT BUTTER.
>> THE DEVIL'S COMBO.
HA HA!
>> THE DEVIL'S COMBO.
HA HA!
>> [CHANTING "ENJOY"]
>> THINGS ARE GONNA GET WEIRD
AND WHATNOT.
THAT KID CAN'T WITNESS OUR LOVE
AND WHATNOT.
THAT KID CAN'T WITNESS OUR LOVE
ACQUISITION ORGY.
THAT KID CAN'T WITNESS OUR LOVE
ACQUISITION ORGY.
>> I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I WANT
ACQUISITION ORGY.
>> I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I WANT
TO WITNESS YOUR LOVE
>> I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I WANT
TO WITNESS YOUR LOVE
ACQUISITION ORGY.
TO WITNESS YOUR LOVE
ACQUISITION ORGY.
[SIGH]
ACQUISITION ORGY.
[SIGH]
JUST BLINDFOLD THE KID.
>> SATAN.
>> FLYGRON, WHEN DO WE GET TO
THE LOVE ACQUISITION RITUAL?
>> FEED THE FLESH!
THE LOVE ACQUISITION RITUAL?
>> FEED THE FLESH!
FILL THE FLESH!
>> FEED THE FLESH!
FILL THE FLESH!
HA HA!
FILL THE FLESH!
HA HA!
>> SATAN.
HA HA!
>> SATAN.
>> OH!
>> SATAN.
>> OH!
>> SATAN.
>> OH!
>> SATAN.
>> SORRY, CLAY, I'M AFRAID IT
>> SATAN.
>> SORRY, CLAY, I'M AFRAID IT
JUST ISN'T WORTH IT.
>> SORRY, CLAY, I'M AFRAID IT
JUST ISN'T WORTH IT.
GRAB A DOGGIE BAG, OREL.
JUST ISN'T WORTH IT.
GRAB A DOGGIE BAG, OREL.
WE'RE OUT OF HERE.
GRAB A DOGGIE BAG, OREL.
WE'RE OUT OF HERE.
>> HURRY BACK!
WE'RE OUT OF HERE.
>> HURRY BACK!
AND WHATNOT!
>> HURRY BACK!
AND WHATNOT!
>> SATAN.
AND WHATNOT!
>> SATAN.
>> AH.
>> SATAN.
>> AH.
[RING]
>> AH.
[RING]
>> SO...
[RING]
>> SO...
WHERE YA BEEN, DANIELLE?
>> SO...
WHERE YA BEEN, DANIELLE?
>> OH, YOU KNOW, BEING A MONK,
WHERE YA BEEN, DANIELLE?
>> OH, YOU KNOW, BEING A MONK,
HIDING OUT, AND WHATNOT.
>> OH, YOU KNOW, BEING A MONK,
HIDING OUT, AND WHATNOT.
>> A MONK, EH?
HIDING OUT, AND WHATNOT.
>> A MONK, EH?
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO UNDER
>> A MONK, EH?
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO UNDER
THOSE ROBES?
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO UNDER
THOSE ROBES?
>> YEAH.
THOSE ROBES?
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH?
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH?
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH?
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH?
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH?
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH?
>> YEAH.
OH, UH...
>> YEAH.
OH, UH...
I'M BACK.
OH, UH...
I'M BACK.
>> YEAH.
I'M BACK.
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH?
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH?
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH?
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH.
> YEAH...
>> YEAH.
> YEAH...
>> ? YOU KNOW, IT KILLS ME
> YEAH...
>> ? YOU KNOW, IT KILLS ME
WHEN YOU'RE GONE TOO LONG
>> ? YOU KNOW, IT KILLS ME
WHEN YOU'RE GONE TOO LONG
SAID I'M SORRY
WHEN YOU'RE GONE TOO LONG
SAID I'M SORRY
OH, I WAS WRONG
SAID I'M SORRY
OH, I WAS WRONG
IT'S HARD TO
OH, I WAS WRONG
IT'S HARD TO
SEE THINGS HOW THEY ARE
IT'S HARD TO
SEE THINGS HOW THEY ARE
GETTING CLOSE TO ME
SEE THINGS HOW THEY ARE
GETTING CLOSE TO ME
BUT IT'S VERY HARD
GETTING CLOSE TO ME
BUT IT'S VERY HARD
I KISSED YOU
BUT IT'S VERY HARD
I KISSED YOU
ON A SATURDAY
I KISSED YOU
ON A SATURDAY
I MISS YOU EVEN MORE TODAY
ON A SATURDAY
I MISS YOU EVEN MORE TODAY
TODAY ?
I MISS YOU EVEN MORE TODAY
TODAY ?
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TODAY ?
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
[CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
[CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
TURNER ENTERTAINMENT GROUP]
>> LORD IN HEAVEN,
HAVE HIM CALL ME.
[SIGHS]
HAVE HIM CALL ME.
[SIGHS]
SATAN IN HELL, MAKE HIM CALL ME.
WHY DOESN'T HE CALL?
[RING]
AH!
[RING]
AH!
[RING]
AH!
[RING]
CLAY?
[RING]
CLAY?
HUH, JUST A LUCKY GUESS.
CLAY?
HUH, JUST A LUCKY GUESS.
WHAT'S UP?
HUH, JUST A LUCKY GUESS.
WHAT'S UP?
OOH, SURE, I'LL BE THERE IN 10.
WHAT'S UP?
OOH, SURE, I'LL BE THERE IN 10.
NOW, WHICH ONE OF YOU LITTLE
OOH, SURE, I'LL BE THERE IN 10.
NOW, WHICH ONE OF YOU LITTLE
GUYS DID THIS FOR ME?
NOW, WHICH ONE OF YOU LITTLE
GUYS DID THIS FOR ME?
COOTCHIE COOTCHIE COO.
GUYS DID THIS FOR ME?
COOTCHIE COOTCHIE COO.
HA HA HA...
COOTCHIE COOTCHIE COO.
HA HA HA...
SO, HOW'S WORK, CLAY?
HA HA HA...
SO, HOW'S WORK, CLAY?
>> WELL, YOU KNOW,
SO, HOW'S WORK, CLAY?
>> WELL, YOU KNOW,
PAYS THE BILLS.
>> WELL, YOU KNOW,
PAYS THE BILLS.
>> MMM, I'LL BE IT DOES.
PAYS THE BILLS.
>> MMM, I'LL BE IT DOES.
HEH HEH.
>> MMM, I'LL BE IT DOES.
HEH HEH.
>> OH, IT DOES.
HEH HEH.
>> OH, IT DOES.
BELIEVE YOU ME.
>> OH, IT DOES.
BELIEVE YOU ME.
>> KEEPS YOU OCCUPIED, I'LL BET.
BELIEVE YOU ME.
>> KEEPS YOU OCCUPIED, I'LL BET.
HMM?
>> KEEPS YOU OCCUPIED, I'LL BET.
HMM?
>> YEAH, KEEPS ME BUSY AS A
HMM?
>> YEAH, KEEPS ME BUSY AS A
LITTLE MALE BEAVER.
>> YEAH, KEEPS ME BUSY AS A
LITTLE MALE BEAVER.
>> MMM, MY KIND OF BEAVER.
LITTLE MALE BEAVER.
>> MMM, MY KIND OF BEAVER.
HEH HEH.
>> MMM, MY KIND OF BEAVER.
HEH HEH.
>> DOLLY, CAN WE SETTLE UP?
HEH HEH.
>> DOLLY, CAN WE SETTLE UP?
I SHOULD GO.
>> DOLLY, CAN WE SETTLE UP?
I SHOULD GO.
>> GREAT.
I SHOULD GO.
>> GREAT.
>> YARN, YARN, YARN, YARN,
>> GREAT.
>> YARN, YARN, YARN, YARN,
YARN, YARN!
>> YARN, YARN, YARN, YARN,
YARN, YARN!
[HUMMING]
YARN, YARN!
[HUMMING]
MY, YOU'RE WORKING LATE.
[HUMMING]
MY, YOU'RE WORKING LATE.
>> STINKING...
MY, YOU'RE WORKING LATE.
>> STINKING...
>> DEAD END JOB, MM-HMM.
>> ? I'LL MISS YOU
WHEN YOU COMING HOME?
WHERE YOU BEEN TO?
WHEN YOU COMING HOME?
WHERE YOU BEEN TO?
YOU CAN TELEPHONE
WHERE YOU BEEN TO?
YOU CAN TELEPHONE
IS THIS THE TIME WHEN
YOU CAN TELEPHONE
IS THIS THE TIME WHEN
SUPPOSED TO FIND IT NOW
IS THIS THE TIME WHEN
SUPPOSED TO FIND IT NOW
I'VE GOT ENOUGH FRIENDS
SUPPOSED TO FIND IT NOW
I'VE GOT ENOUGH FRIENDS
JUST TO PASS THE TIME
I'VE GOT ENOUGH FRIENDS
JUST TO PASS THE TIME
I KISSED YOU ON A SATURDAY
JUST TO PASS THE TIME
I KISSED YOU ON A SATURDAY
I MISS YOU EVEN MORE TODAY ?
>> YES, WELL, THE LORD'S LOGIC
IS VERY COMPLEX WHEN IT COMES TO
HATING NIPPLES.
IS VERY COMPLEX WHEN IT COMES TO
HATING NIPPLES.
YOU SEE, WITH MEN, HE--
HATING NIPPLES.
YOU SEE, WITH MEN, HE--
HELLO.
YOU SEE, WITH MEN, HE--
HELLO.
>> DANIELLE?
HELLO.
>> DANIELLE?
>> THEY NEVER MAKE THESE LOOSE
>> DANIELLE?
>> THEY NEVER MAKE THESE LOOSE
ENOUGH DOWN SOUTH.
>> THEY NEVER MAKE THESE LOOSE
ENOUGH DOWN SOUTH.
>> OH?
ENOUGH DOWN SOUTH.
>> OH?
>> BOUGHT THESE IN ARGENTINA.
>> OH?
>> BOUGHT THESE IN ARGENTINA.
HEH HEH HEH.
>> BOUGHT THESE IN ARGENTINA.
HEH HEH HEH.
>> SO, REVEREND, CAN YOU GIVE ME
HEH HEH HEH.
>> SO, REVEREND, CAN YOU GIVE ME
A SCOOP ON WHAT THE SERMON'S
>> SO, REVEREND, CAN YOU GIVE ME
A SCOOP ON WHAT THE SERMON'S
ABOUT TODAY?
A SCOOP ON WHAT THE SERMON'S
ABOUT TODAY?
>> I THINK I'M GONNA CALL AN
ABOUT TODAY?
>> I THINK I'M GONNA CALL AN
AUDIBLE THIS WEEK, OREL, FOR OUR
>> I THINK I'M GONNA CALL AN
AUDIBLE THIS WEEK, OREL, FOR OUR
SPECIAL GUEST.
AUDIBLE THIS WEEK, OREL, FOR OUR
SPECIAL GUEST.
>> EXCITING.
SPECIAL GUEST.
>> EXCITING.
>> HOMOSEXUALITY.
>> EXCITING.
>> HOMOSEXUALITY.
>> [COLLECTIVE GASP]
>> HOMOSEXUALITY.
>> [COLLECTIVE GASP]
>> NOT ONLY IS IT THE
>> [COLLECTIVE GASP]
>> NOT ONLY IS IT THE
BIGGEST SIN OUT THERE,
>> NOT ONLY IS IT THE
BIGGEST SIN OUT THERE,
IT'S JUST PLAIN UNFAIR.
BIGGEST SIN OUT THERE,
IT'S JUST PLAIN UNFAIR.
MEN WITH MEN?
IT'S JUST PLAIN UNFAIR.
MEN WITH MEN?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
MEN WITH MEN?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
HA!
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
HA!
TRY NOT TO LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY
HA!
TRY NOT TO LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY
UNDER THOSE CIRCUMSTANCES.
TRY NOT TO LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY
UNDER THOSE CIRCUMSTANCES.
I MEAN, YOU CUT OUT WOMEN AND
UNDER THOSE CIRCUMSTANCES.
I MEAN, YOU CUT OUT WOMEN AND
YOU CUT OUT TEASING AND SHELLING
I MEAN, YOU CUT OUT WOMEN AND
YOU CUT OUT TEASING AND SHELLING
OUT CASH FOR EXPENSIVE DINNERS
YOU CUT OUT TEASING AND SHELLING
OUT CASH FOR EXPENSIVE DINNERS
AND NAGGING.
OUT CASH FOR EXPENSIVE DINNERS
AND NAGGING.
IN FACT, GAY MEN WOULD HAVE IT
AND NAGGING.
IN FACT, GAY MEN WOULD HAVE IT
MADE IN THE SHADE IF IT WEREN'T
IN FACT, GAY MEN WOULD HAVE IT
MADE IN THE SHADE IF IT WEREN'T
FOR ONE THING:
MADE IN THE SHADE IF IT WEREN'T
FOR ONE THING:
GOD HATES 'EM.
FOR ONE THING:
GOD HATES 'EM.
WHY?
GOD HATES 'EM.
WHY?
BECAUSE THEY CAN'T MULTIPLY.
WHY?
BECAUSE THEY CAN'T MULTIPLY.
SERIOUSLY.
BECAUSE THEY CAN'T MULTIPLY.
SERIOUSLY.
AS HARD AS THEY KISS AND PRESS
SERIOUSLY.
AS HARD AS THEY KISS AND PRESS
THEIR STUPID BODIES TOGETHER,
AS HARD AS THEY KISS AND PRESS
THEIR STUPID BODIES TOGETHER,
THEY'RE NEVER GOING TO SQUEEZE A
THEIR STUPID BODIES TOGETHER,
THEY'RE NEVER GOING TO SQUEEZE A
BABY OUT OF EACH OTHER.
THEY'RE NEVER GOING TO SQUEEZE A
BABY OUT OF EACH OTHER.
I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S A JOKE.
BABY OUT OF EACH OTHER.
I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S A JOKE.
AND GUESS WHO'S THE ONLY
I'M TELLING YOU, IT'S A JOKE.
AND GUESS WHO'S THE ONLY
ONE LAUGHING.
AND GUESS WHO'S THE ONLY
ONE LAUGHING.
>> SATAN.
ONE LAUGHING.
>> SATAN.
>> SATAN, THAT'S RIGHT.
>> SATAN.
>> SATAN, THAT'S RIGHT.
IN FACT, HE MAKES IT HAPPEN.
>> SATAN, THAT'S RIGHT.
IN FACT, HE MAKES IT HAPPEN.
>> HMM?
IN FACT, HE MAKES IT HAPPEN.
>> HMM?
LET'S DO THIS.
>> [LAUGHTER]
>> COACH STOPFRAME?
>> OH, HI, OREL.
>> COACH STOPFRAME?
>> OH, HI, OREL.
>> WHATCHA GOT THERE?
>> OH, HI, OREL.
>> WHATCHA GOT THERE?
>> MMM, NOTHING, JUST A PICTURE.
>> WHATCHA GOT THERE?
>> MMM, NOTHING, JUST A PICTURE.
OH, HEY, OREL, DO YOU THINK THAT
>> MMM, NOTHING, JUST A PICTURE.
OH, HEY, OREL, DO YOU THINK THAT
YOU COULD GET ME A LITTLE BIT OF
OH, HEY, OREL, DO YOU THINK THAT
YOU COULD GET ME A LITTLE BIT OF
YOUR DAD'S HAIR?
YOU COULD GET ME A LITTLE BIT OF
YOUR DAD'S HAIR?
>> SURE.
YOUR DAD'S HAIR?
>> SURE.
WHAT FOR?
>> SURE.
WHAT FOR?
>> WELL, I WANT TO BUY HIM A NEW
WHAT FOR?
>> WELL, I WANT TO BUY HIM A NEW
COMB AND I NEED TO SEE WHAT
>> WELL, I WANT TO BUY HIM A NEW
COMB AND I NEED TO SEE WHAT
GAUGE TEETH TO GET ON IT.
COMB AND I NEED TO SEE WHAT
GAUGE TEETH TO GET ON IT.
>> GOTCHA.
GAUGE TEETH TO GET ON IT.
>> GOTCHA.
>> [HUMMING]
>> MORNING, MOM.
WHERE DO YOU KEEP
THE VACUUM CLEANER?
WHERE DO YOU KEEP
THE VACUUM CLEANER?
>> IN SHAPEY'S ROOM FOR NOW.
THE VACUUM CLEANER?
>> IN SHAPEY'S ROOM FOR NOW.
IT'S SHARING A BED WITH HIM
>> IN SHAPEY'S ROOM FOR NOW.
IT'S SHARING A BED WITH HIM
UNTIL I CLEAN OUT THE HALL
IT'S SHARING A BED WITH HIM
UNTIL I CLEAN OUT THE HALL
CLOSET.
UNTIL I CLEAN OUT THE HALL
CLOSET.
>> THANKS!
CLOSET.
>> THANKS!
[VACUUM CLEANER RUNNING]
>> THANKS!
[VACUUM CLEANER RUNNING]
[TURNS OFF VACUUM CLEANER]
[VACUUM CLEANER RUNNING]
[TURNS OFF VACUUM CLEANER]
>> HEY!
>> SHAPEY'S, SHAPEY'S, MOM'S,
SHAPEY'S, SHAPEY'S.
OH, HEY, THAT'S MINE.
SHAPEY'S, SHAPEY'S.
OH, HEY, THAT'S MINE.
THANKS FOR ALL THE LOYAL YEARS,
OH, HEY, THAT'S MINE.
THANKS FOR ALL THE LOYAL YEARS,
PAL.
THANKS FOR ALL THE LOYAL YEARS,
PAL.
SHAPEY'S.
PAL.
SHAPEY'S.
HMM?
SHAPEY'S.
HMM?
THIS LOOKS LIKE A DOG HAIR.
HMM?
THIS LOOKS LIKE A DOG HAIR.
POOR BARTHOLOMEW.
THIS LOOKS LIKE A DOG HAIR.
POOR BARTHOLOMEW.
SHAPEY.
POOR BARTHOLOMEW.
SHAPEY.
SHAPEY.
SHAPEY.
SHAPEY.
DAD!
SHAPEY.
DAD!
>> YEAH?
DAD!
>> YEAH?
>> OH, HI.
>> YEAH?
>> OH, HI.
>> OREL, WHY ARE YOU SIFTING
>> OH, HI.
>> OREL, WHY ARE YOU SIFTING
THROUGH THE VACUUM BAG SO EARLY
>> OREL, WHY ARE YOU SIFTING
THROUGH THE VACUUM BAG SO EARLY
IN THE MORNING?
THROUGH THE VACUUM BAG SO EARLY
IN THE MORNING?
>> OH, IS IT THAT EARLY?
IN THE MORNING?
>> OH, IS IT THAT EARLY?
>> YES, I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED
>> OH, IS IT THAT EARLY?
>> YES, I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED
MY THIRD DRINK YET.
>> YES, I HAVEN'T EVEN FINISHED
MY THIRD DRINK YET.
>> WELL...
MY THIRD DRINK YET.
>> WELL...
>> AND WHY DO YOU HAVE A STRAND
>> WELL...
>> AND WHY DO YOU HAVE A STRAND
OF MY HAIR IN YOUR HAND?
>> AND WHY DO YOU HAVE A STRAND
OF MY HAIR IN YOUR HAND?
>> UM...
OF MY HAIR IN YOUR HAND?
>> UM...
>> OREL, ARE YOU PLANNING TO BUY
>> UM...
>> OREL, ARE YOU PLANNING TO BUY
ME A NEW COMB?
>> OREL, ARE YOU PLANNING TO BUY
ME A NEW COMB?
>> HOW'D YOU GUESS?
ME A NEW COMB?
>> HOW'D YOU GUESS?
>> WELL, IT WAS EITHER THAT OR
>> HOW'D YOU GUESS?
>> WELL, IT WAS EITHER THAT OR
YOU WERE GONNA PUT A SATANIC
>> WELL, IT WAS EITHER THAT OR
YOU WERE GONNA PUT A SATANIC
SPELL ON ME.
YOU WERE GONNA PUT A SATANIC
SPELL ON ME.
HA HA!
SPELL ON ME.
HA HA!
THAT'S JUST NOT IN YOUR
HA HA!
THAT'S JUST NOT IN YOUR
CHARACTER.
THAT'S JUST NOT IN YOUR
CHARACTER.
>> WOW.
CHARACTER.
>> WOW.
YOU SURE COME FROM A SMART HEAD,
>> WOW.
YOU SURE COME FROM A SMART HEAD,
LITTLE GUY.
[RING]
>> GREETINGS.
YOU'RE SPEAKING TO FLYGRON,
>> GREETINGS.
YOU'RE SPEAKING TO FLYGRON,
DARK PRIEST OF LUCIFER.
YOU'RE SPEAKING TO FLYGRON,
DARK PRIEST OF LUCIFER.
>> YES.
DARK PRIEST OF LUCIFER.
>> YES.
MY NAME IS COACH DANIELLE
>> YES.
MY NAME IS COACH DANIELLE
STOPFRAME, AND I'M INTERESTED IN
MY NAME IS COACH DANIELLE
STOPFRAME, AND I'M INTERESTED IN
ATTENDING YOUR SATANIC LOVE
STOPFRAME, AND I'M INTERESTED IN
ATTENDING YOUR SATANIC LOVE
ACQUISITION RITUAL.
ATTENDING YOUR SATANIC LOVE
ACQUISITION RITUAL.
>> INDEED.
ACQUISITION RITUAL.
>> INDEED.
WE HAVE OPENINGS, BUT YOU MUST
>> INDEED.
WE HAVE OPENINGS, BUT YOU MUST
BE DRUG FREE.
WE HAVE OPENINGS, BUT YOU MUST
BE DRUG FREE.
>> DRUG FREE?
BE DRUG FREE.
>> DRUG FREE?
>> AND THAT DRUG IS
>> DRUG FREE?
>> AND THAT DRUG IS
CHRISTIANITY.
>> AND THAT DRUG IS
CHRISTIANITY.
>> CLEAN AS A WHISTLE.
CHRISTIANITY.
>> CLEAN AS A WHISTLE.
>> EXCELLENT.
>> CLEAN AS A WHISTLE.
>> EXCELLENT.
COME WITH ALL THE INGREDIENTS
>> EXCELLENT.
COME WITH ALL THE INGREDIENTS
FOR THE RITE, INCLUDING A
COME WITH ALL THE INGREDIENTS
FOR THE RITE, INCLUDING A
HEALTHY APPETITE...
FOR THE RITE, INCLUDING A
HEALTHY APPETITE...
FOR DECADENCE.
HEALTHY APPETITE...
FOR DECADENCE.
HA HA!
FOR DECADENCE.
HA HA!
I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT SINCE
HA HA!
I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT SINCE
YOU ARE NEW TO OUR CULT,
I HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT SINCE
YOU ARE NEW TO OUR CULT,
YOU'RE REQUIRED TO BRING
YOU ARE NEW TO OUR CULT,
YOU'RE REQUIRED TO BRING
THE RITUAL VIRGIN.
YOU'RE REQUIRED TO BRING
THE RITUAL VIRGIN.
>> HMM, I SEE.
THE RITUAL VIRGIN.
>> HMM, I SEE.
>> FARE THE WELL.
>> HMM, I SEE.
>> FARE THE WELL.
>> BYE-BYE.
>> FARE THE WELL.
>> BYE-BYE.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
>> BYE-BYE.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
COME IN.
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
COME IN.
>> HIYA, COACH.
COME IN.
>> HIYA, COACH.
>> DID YOU GET THE COMB
>> HIYA, COACH.
>> DID YOU GET THE COMB
MEASUREMENT STOCK?
>> DID YOU GET THE COMB
MEASUREMENT STOCK?
>> YOU MEAN THE HAIR?
MEASUREMENT STOCK?
>> YOU MEAN THE HAIR?
>> YES.
>> YOU MEAN THE HAIR?
>> YES.
>> SURE DID.
>> YES.
>> SURE DID.
3 STRANDS.
>> SURE DID.
3 STRANDS.
>> MMM, NOW ALL I NEED IS...
3 STRANDS.
>> MMM, NOW ALL I NEED IS...
HMM?
HEY, OREL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON
THE FULL MOON?
>> GEE, I HADN'T THOUGHT ABOUT
THE FULL MOON?
>> GEE, I HADN'T THOUGHT ABOUT
IT, REALLY.
>> GEE, I HADN'T THOUGHT ABOUT
IT, REALLY.
>> WELL, WANT TO COME
IT, REALLY.
>> WELL, WANT TO COME
TO A PARTY?
>> WELL, WANT TO COME
TO A PARTY?
>> SOUNDS FUN!
TO A PARTY?
>> SOUNDS FUN!
>> OH, IT WILL BE FUN.
>> SOUNDS FUN!
>> OH, IT WILL BE FUN.
HEH HEH.
>> OH, IT WILL BE FUN.
HEH HEH.
>> HA HA!
HEH HEH.
>> HA HA!
>> HEH HEH.
>> HA HA!
>> HEH HEH.
>> HA HA!
>> HEH HEH.
>> HA HA!
>> [LAUGHTER CONTINUES]
>> HA HA!
>> [LAUGHTER CONTINUES]
>> [BOTH SIGH]
>> [LAUGHTER CONTINUES]
>> [BOTH SIGH]
>> [CHANTING]
>> [BOTH SIGH]
>> [CHANTING]
>> THIS IS THE ADDRESS--
>> [CHANTING]
>> THIS IS THE ADDRESS--
667 PITCHFORK LANE.
>> THIS IS THE ADDRESS--
667 PITCHFORK LANE.
>> THIS SURE IS EXCITING.
667 PITCHFORK LANE.
>> THIS SURE IS EXCITING.
I'VE NEVER BEEN TO AN ADULT
>> THIS SURE IS EXCITING.
I'VE NEVER BEEN TO AN ADULT
PARTY BEFORE.
I'VE NEVER BEEN TO AN ADULT
PARTY BEFORE.
>> NOW, OREL, YOU'RE SURE YOU'RE
PARTY BEFORE.
>> NOW, OREL, YOU'RE SURE YOU'RE
STILL A VIRGIN, RIGHT?
>> NOW, OREL, YOU'RE SURE YOU'RE
STILL A VIRGIN, RIGHT?
>> OH, SCOUT'S HONOR, COACH.
STILL A VIRGIN, RIGHT?
>> OH, SCOUT'S HONOR, COACH.
>> OK, LET'S GO.
>> OH, SCOUT'S HONOR, COACH.
>> OK, LET'S GO.
[THUDDING]
>> OK, LET'S GO.
[THUDDING]
[DOOR CREAKS]
[THUDDING]
[DOOR CREAKS]
>> GREETINGS.
[DOOR CREAKS]
>> GREETINGS.
I AM FLYGRON.
>> GREETINGS.
I AM FLYGRON.
COME IN AND HAVE SOME PIZZA.
I AM FLYGRON.
COME IN AND HAVE SOME PIZZA.
>> YUM!
COME IN AND HAVE SOME PIZZA.
>> YUM!
>> UH, WHO'S THE KID?
>> YUM!
>> UH, WHO'S THE KID?
>> HE'S THE VIRGIN.
>> UH, WHO'S THE KID?
>> HE'S THE VIRGIN.
>> WHAT?
>> HE'S THE VIRGIN.
>> WHAT?
THAT'S TOTALLY AGAINST THE LAW.
>> WHAT?
THAT'S TOTALLY AGAINST THE LAW.
>> BUT IT'S FOR THE RITUAL.
THAT'S TOTALLY AGAINST THE LAW.
>> BUT IT'S FOR THE RITUAL.
>> DON'T YOU KNOW ANY
>> BUT IT'S FOR THE RITUAL.
>> DON'T YOU KNOW ANY
LEGAL VIRGINS?
>> DON'T YOU KNOW ANY
LEGAL VIRGINS?
>> HADN'T CROSSED
LEGAL VIRGINS?
>> HADN'T CROSSED
MY MIND REALLY.
>> HADN'T CROSSED
MY MIND REALLY.
>> [DRONING CHANTING]
>> OH, I CANNOT GET NAKED
WITH THESE PEOPLE.
>> YEAH, NOT WITH THE KID AROUND
WITH THESE PEOPLE.
>> YEAH, NOT WITH THE KID AROUND
ANYWAY AND WHATNOT.
>> YEAH, NOT WITH THE KID AROUND
ANYWAY AND WHATNOT.
HAVE SOME FOOD.
ANYWAY AND WHATNOT.
HAVE SOME FOOD.
THERE'S PIZZA, PASTA, PIES,
HAVE SOME FOOD.
THERE'S PIZZA, PASTA, PIES,
PASTA PIES,
THERE'S PIZZA, PASTA, PIES,
PASTA PIES,
CANDY BARS, WHATNOT.
PASTA PIES,
CANDY BARS, WHATNOT.
VERY DECADENT STUFF.
CANDY BARS, WHATNOT.
VERY DECADENT STUFF.
WE SATANISTS LOVE TO PARTAKE OF
VERY DECADENT STUFF.
WE SATANISTS LOVE TO PARTAKE OF
EARTHLY PLEASURES.
WE SATANISTS LOVE TO PARTAKE OF
EARTHLY PLEASURES.
NOT LIKE THE UPTIGHT CHRISTIANS
EARTHLY PLEASURES.
NOT LIKE THE UPTIGHT CHRISTIANS
AND WHATNOT.
NOT LIKE THE UPTIGHT CHRISTIANS
AND WHATNOT.
>> UH, LISTEN, I DON'T KNOW
AND WHATNOT.
>> UH, LISTEN, I DON'T KNOW
WHERE YOU GET YOUR INFORMATION,
>> UH, LISTEN, I DON'T KNOW
WHERE YOU GET YOUR INFORMATION,
BUT CHRISTIANS DO EAT
WHERE YOU GET YOUR INFORMATION,
BUT CHRISTIANS DO EAT
CANDY BARS.
BUT CHRISTIANS DO EAT
CANDY BARS.
>> MMM...
CANDY BARS.
>> MMM...
NOT THIS GOOEY, THEY DON'T.
>> MMM...
NOT THIS GOOEY, THEY DON'T.
AND WHATNOT...
NOT THIS GOOEY, THEY DON'T.
AND WHATNOT...
>> LOOK, I HAVE TO TELL YOU.
AND WHATNOT...
>> LOOK, I HAVE TO TELL YOU.
I PICTURED THINGS A LITTLE BIT--
>> LOOK, I HAVE TO TELL YOU.
I PICTURED THINGS A LITTLE BIT--
>> I KNOW.
I PICTURED THINGS A LITTLE BIT--
>> I KNOW.
MORE SATANIC AND WHATNOT.
>> I KNOW.
MORE SATANIC AND WHATNOT.
LOOK, OUR CONCEPT OF SATAN IS
MORE SATANIC AND WHATNOT.
LOOK, OUR CONCEPT OF SATAN IS
PRE-CHRISTIAN AND DERIVED FROM
LOOK, OUR CONCEPT OF SATAN IS
PRE-CHRISTIAN AND DERIVED FROM
THE PAGAN IMAGE OF POWER,
PRE-CHRISTIAN AND DERIVED FROM
THE PAGAN IMAGE OF POWER,
VIRILITY, SEXUALITY, AND
THE PAGAN IMAGE OF POWER,
VIRILITY, SEXUALITY, AND
SENSUALITY AND WHATNOT.
VIRILITY, SEXUALITY, AND
SENSUALITY AND WHATNOT.
SATAN IS MORE A FORCE OF NATURE,
SENSUALITY AND WHATNOT.
SATAN IS MORE A FORCE OF NATURE,
NOT A LIVING QUASI-DIETY--
SATAN IS MORE A FORCE OF NATURE,
NOT A LIVING QUASI-DIETY--
>> I WAS GOING TO SAY I PICTURED
NOT A LIVING QUASI-DIETY--
>> I WAS GOING TO SAY I PICTURED
THINGS A LITTLE SKINNIER.
>> I WAS GOING TO SAY I PICTURED
THINGS A LITTLE SKINNIER.
>> SKINNY IS FOR THE JESUS-ITES.
THINGS A LITTLE SKINNIER.
>> SKINNY IS FOR THE JESUS-ITES.
>> MMM!
>> SKINNY IS FOR THE JESUS-ITES.
>> MMM!
YOU MUST BE THE NEW MEAT.
>> MMM!
YOU MUST BE THE NEW MEAT.
WELCOME TO THE GARDEN OF EARTHLY
YOU MUST BE THE NEW MEAT.
WELCOME TO THE GARDEN OF EARTHLY
AND HELLISH DESIRES.
WELCOME TO THE GARDEN OF EARTHLY
AND HELLISH DESIRES.
>> PLEASE PARDON ME WHILE I RIP
AND HELLISH DESIRES.
>> PLEASE PARDON ME WHILE I RIP
MY EYES OUT.
>> PLEASE PARDON ME WHILE I RIP
MY EYES OUT.
>> HAVE SOME PIZZA, COACH.
MY EYES OUT.
>> HAVE SOME PIZZA, COACH.
IT'S SOUR CREAM
>> HAVE SOME PIZZA, COACH.
IT'S SOUR CREAM
AND PEANUT BUTTER.
IT'S SOUR CREAM
AND PEANUT BUTTER.
>> THE DEVIL'S COMBO.
AND PEANUT BUTTER.
>> THE DEVIL'S COMBO.
HA HA!
>> THE DEVIL'S COMBO.
HA HA!
>> [CHANTING "ENJOY"]
>> THINGS ARE GONNA GET WEIRD
AND WHATNOT.
THAT KID CAN'T WITNESS OUR LOVE
AND WHATNOT.
THAT KID CAN'T WITNESS OUR LOVE
ACQUISITION ORGY.
THAT KID CAN'T WITNESS OUR LOVE
ACQUISITION ORGY.
>> I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I WANT
ACQUISITION ORGY.
>> I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I WANT
TO WITNESS YOUR LOVE
>> I DON'T EVEN KNOW IF I WANT
TO WITNESS YOUR LOVE
ACQUISITION ORGY.
TO WITNESS YOUR LOVE
ACQUISITION ORGY.
[SIGH]
ACQUISITION ORGY.
[SIGH]
JUST BLINDFOLD THE KID.
>> SATAN.
>> FLYGRON, WHEN DO WE GET TO
THE LOVE ACQUISITION RITUAL?
>> FEED THE FLESH!
THE LOVE ACQUISITION RITUAL?
>> FEED THE FLESH!
FILL THE FLESH!
>> FEED THE FLESH!
FILL THE FLESH!
HA HA!
FILL THE FLESH!
HA HA!
>> SATAN.
HA HA!
>> SATAN.
>> OH!
>> SATAN.
>> OH!
>> SATAN.
>> OH!
>> SATAN.
>> SORRY, CLAY, I'M AFRAID IT
>> SATAN.
>> SORRY, CLAY, I'M AFRAID IT
JUST ISN'T WORTH IT.
>> SORRY, CLAY, I'M AFRAID IT
JUST ISN'T WORTH IT.
GRAB A DOGGIE BAG, OREL.
JUST ISN'T WORTH IT.
GRAB A DOGGIE BAG, OREL.
WE'RE OUT OF HERE.
GRAB A DOGGIE BAG, OREL.
WE'RE OUT OF HERE.
>> HURRY BACK!
WE'RE OUT OF HERE.
>> HURRY BACK!
AND WHATNOT!
>> HURRY BACK!
AND WHATNOT!
>> SATAN.
AND WHATNOT!
>> SATAN.
>> AH.
>> SATAN.
>> AH.
[RING]
>> AH.
[RING]
>> SO...
[RING]
>> SO...
WHERE YA BEEN, DANIELLE?
>> SO...
WHERE YA BEEN, DANIELLE?
>> OH, YOU KNOW, BEING A MONK,
WHERE YA BEEN, DANIELLE?
>> OH, YOU KNOW, BEING A MONK,
HIDING OUT, AND WHATNOT.
>> OH, YOU KNOW, BEING A MONK,
HIDING OUT, AND WHATNOT.
>> A MONK, EH?
HIDING OUT, AND WHATNOT.
>> A MONK, EH?
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO UNDER
>> A MONK, EH?
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO UNDER
THOSE ROBES?
YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DO UNDER
THOSE ROBES?
>> YEAH.
THOSE ROBES?
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH?
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH?
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH?
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH?
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH?
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH?
>> YEAH.
OH, UH...
>> YEAH.
OH, UH...
I'M BACK.
OH, UH...
I'M BACK.
>> YEAH.
I'M BACK.
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH?
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH?
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH?
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH.
> YEAH...
>> YEAH.
> YEAH...
>> ? YOU KNOW, IT KILLS ME
> YEAH...
>> ? YOU KNOW, IT KILLS ME
WHEN YOU'RE GONE TOO LONG
>> ? YOU KNOW, IT KILLS ME
WHEN YOU'RE GONE TOO LONG
SAID I'M SORRY
WHEN YOU'RE GONE TOO LONG
SAID I'M SORRY
OH, I WAS WRONG
SAID I'M SORRY
OH, I WAS WRONG
IT'S HARD TO
OH, I WAS WRONG
IT'S HARD TO
SEE THINGS HOW THEY ARE
IT'S HARD TO
SEE THINGS HOW THEY ARE
GETTING CLOSE TO ME
SEE THINGS HOW THEY ARE
GETTING CLOSE TO ME
BUT IT'S VERY HARD
GETTING CLOSE TO ME
BUT IT'S VERY HARD
I KISSED YOU
BUT IT'S VERY HARD
I KISSED YOU
ON A SATURDAY
I KISSED YOU
ON A SATURDAY
I MISS YOU EVEN MORE TODAY
ON A SATURDAY
I MISS YOU EVEN MORE TODAY
TODAY ?
I MISS YOU EVEN MORE TODAY
TODAY ?
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