Moral Orel (2005–2009): Season 2, Episode 4 - Elemental Orel - full transcript
Orel solves puzzling and mysterious capers through the sheer power of his righteous logic.
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>> I PUT IT TO YOU, BILLY, THAT
YOU CHEATED IN THE ANNUAL
YOU CHEATED IN THE ANNUAL
MAKING THINGS CONTEST AND
MAKING THINGS CONTEST AND
THEREFORE DON'T
THEREFORE DON'T
DESERVE THE FIRST-PRIZE TROPHY!
DESERVE THE FIRST-PRIZE TROPHY!
>> BUT I DID MAKE IT.
>> BUT I DID MAKE IT.
I MEAN, LOOK AT IT.
I MEAN, LOOK AT IT.
[BILLY SOBS]
[BILLY SOBS]
>> HOW DID ELEMENTAL OREL FIGURE
>> HOW DID ELEMENTAL OREL FIGURE
IT OUT?
IT OUT?
>> ELEMENTAL, MY DEAR DOUGHY.
>> ELEMENTAL, MY DEAR DOUGHY.
BILLY'S SUBMISSION
BILLY'S SUBMISSION
TO THE CONTEST WAS A FLOWER,
TO THE CONTEST WAS A FLOWER,
AND EVERYONE KNOWS THAT
AND EVERYONE KNOWS THAT
ONLY GOD CAN MAKE A FLOWER!
ONLY GOD CAN MAKE A FLOWER!
>> OH!
>> OH!
>> THANK YOU, OREL.
>> THANK YOU, OREL.
>> SURE THING, TINY TINA!
>> SURE THING, TINY TINA!
>> THANKS, OREL!
>> THANKS, OREL!
>> THINK NOTHING OF IT!
>> THINK NOTHING OF IT!
>> YEAH, THANKS, OREL.
>> YEAH, THANKS, OREL.
>> NO PROBLEM, BILLY.
>> NO PROBLEM, BILLY.
>> WOW, OREL.
>> WOW, OREL.
YOU'RE THE BEST DETECTIVE EVER!
YOU'RE THE BEST DETECTIVE EVER!
>> NO, DOUGHY.
>> NO, DOUGHY.
THE BEST DETECTIVE WAS
THE BEST DETECTIVE WAS
KING SOLOMON.
KING SOLOMON.
HE CLEVERLY DEDUCED THAT A
HE CLEVERLY DEDUCED THAT A
MOTHER NEVER WANTS HER BABY
MOTHER NEVER WANTS HER BABY
CUT IN HALF.
CUT IN HALF.
>> OH, YEAH.
>> OH, YEAH.
THAT WAS SOME CAPER.
THAT WAS SOME CAPER.
>> OREL! DINNER TIME!
>> OREL! DINNER TIME!
>> COMING, MOM!
>> COMING, MOM!
SEE YA TOMORROW AT CHURCH,
SEE YA TOMORROW AT CHURCH,
DOUGHY.
DOUGHY.
>> BYE, OREL.
>> BYE, OREL.
>> SO, WRAPPING UP, STEALING
>> SO, WRAPPING UP, STEALING
IS...
IS...
STEALING!
STEALING!
DO I EVEN HAVE TO WASTE
DO I EVEN HAVE TO WASTE
MY BREATH, HERE?
MY BREATH, HERE?
NEWS FLASH: STEALING IS A SIN.
NEWS FLASH: STEALING IS A SIN.
AMEN.
AMEN.
>> AMEN!
>> AMEN!
>> OK, THE SERMON IS OVER.
>> OK, THE SERMON IS OVER.
TIME TO SHOW YOUR APPRECIATION
TIME TO SHOW YOUR APPRECIATION
FOR THAT LITTLE NAIL-BITER
FOR THAT LITTLE NAIL-BITER
AND FORK UP SOME CASH.
AND FORK UP SOME CASH.
JOE, WILL YOU PASS AROUND THE
JOE, WILL YOU PASS AROUND THE
DONATION TRAY?
DONATION TRAY?
>> NO!
>> NO!
>> I'M NOT ASKING, PAL.
>> I'M NOT ASKING, PAL.
>> STUPID, WALKING AROUND ON MY
>> STUPID, WALKING AROUND ON MY
DUMB FEET.
DUMB FEET.
>> I HAVE TO GO NOW.
>> I HAVE TO GO NOW.
>> WOMEN...
>> WOMEN...
ALWAYS LEAVE YOU HOLDING THE
ALWAYS LEAVE YOU HOLDING THE
CHECK.
CHECK.
SAY, THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY FOR
SAY, THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY FOR
SUCH A SMALL BOY.
SUCH A SMALL BOY.
>> GRANDPA SENT IT FOR MY
>> GRANDPA SENT IT FOR MY
BIRTHDAY!
BIRTHDAY!
OH!
HMM!
>> HIYA, JOE!
>> HIYA, JOE!
HOW MUCH DID YOU PUT IN
HOW MUCH DID YOU PUT IN
THE TRAY THIS WEEK?
THE TRAY THIS WEEK?
>> NOTHING!
>> NOTHING!
I DON'T HAVE ANY STUPID MONEY!
I DON'T HAVE ANY STUPID MONEY!
HEH HEH.
HEH HEH.
>> THE POOR KID.
>> THE POOR KID.
>> ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT THIS
>> ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT THIS
IS IT?
IS IT?
A NICKEL?
A NICKEL?
>> UM, WELL, SOMEBODY STOLE THE
>> UM, WELL, SOMEBODY STOLE THE
MONEY!
MONEY!
>> STOLE?!
>> STOLE?!
BUT MY WHOLE SERMON WAS ABOU--
BUT MY WHOLE SERMON WAS ABOU--
DOESN'T ANYBODY LIS--THAT'S
DOESN'T ANYBODY LIS--THAT'S
GOD'S MONEY!
GOD'S MONEY!
I WAS COUNTING ON SOME
I WAS COUNTING ON SOME
"GET LUCKY" CASH FOR TONIGHT!
"GET LUCKY" CASH FOR TONIGHT!
[BELL RINGS]
[BELL RINGS]
>> HI, MARIONETTA.
>> HI, MARIONETTA.
>> SHE DID IT!
>> SHE DID IT!
I SAW HER STEAL THE
I SAW HER STEAL THE
MONEY OUT OF THE DONATION TRAY!
MONEY OUT OF THE DONATION TRAY!
>> NO, I DIDN'T!
>> NO, I DIDN'T!
I WASN'T EVEN IN CHURCH TODAY!
I WASN'T EVEN IN CHURCH TODAY!
>> WELL, SOMEONE BETTER OWN UP
>> WELL, SOMEONE BETTER OWN UP
TO IT.
TO IT.
THIS VIRGINITY ISN'T GOING TO
THIS VIRGINITY ISN'T GOING TO
LOSE ITSELF.
LOSE ITSELF.
>> REVEREND PUTTY, I CAN FIND
>> REVEREND PUTTY, I CAN FIND
OUT WHO STOLE
OUT WHO STOLE
THAT MONEY FOR YOU.
THAT MONEY FOR YOU.
>> FOR THAT NICKEL.
>> FOR THAT NICKEL.
>> FINE. HAVE IT!
>> FINE. HAVE IT!
I GUESS I'M GOING TO HAVE TO
I GUESS I'M GOING TO HAVE TO
RELY ON THE OL' PERSONALITY
RELY ON THE OL' PERSONALITY
TONIGHT.
TONIGHT.
[PUTTY CLICKS TONGUE]
[PUTTY CLICKS TONGUE]
>> I CAN'T ACTUALLY START WORK
>> I CAN'T ACTUALLY START WORK
ON THIS UNTIL AFTER
ON THIS UNTIL AFTER
THE SABBATH, BUT, MARIONETTA,
THE SABBATH, BUT, MARIONETTA,
JOE, YOU TWO ARE OUR
JOE, YOU TWO ARE OUR
PRIME SUSPECTS.
PRIME SUSPECTS.
>> WHAT?!
>> WHAT?!
>> THIS GAME IS STUPID.
>> THIS GAME IS STUPID.
>> SEE YOU TOMORROW!
MOM! I GOT ANOTHER CASE
TO SOLVE!
TO SOLVE!
MOM? OH!
MOM? OH!
[MOM HUMMING]
[MOM HUMMING]
MOM, I'M GONNA SOLVE A MYSTERY
MOM, I'M GONNA SOLVE A MYSTERY
FOR REVEREND PUTT--MOM?
FOR REVEREND PUTT--MOM?
>> BAD DIRT.
>> BAD DIRT.
NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY DIRT.
NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY DIRT.
>> MOM, I'M GONNA SOLVE
>> MOM, I'M GONNA SOLVE
THE CASE OF THE DISAPPEARING
THE CASE OF THE DISAPPEARING
DONA--MOM?
DONA--MOM?
[BABY TALK]
[BABY TALK]
[MOM HUMMING]
[MOM HUMMING]
>> YAY!
>> YAY!
[BABY MAKING SUCKING SOUNDS]
[BABY MAKING SUCKING SOUNDS]
[BELL RINGS]
[BELL RINGS]
>> HEY, OREL, WHAT DID YOU GET
>> HEY, OREL, WHAT DID YOU GET
FOR NUMBER SEVEN ON THE ANATOMY
FOR NUMBER SEVEN ON THE ANATOMY
TEST?
TEST?
>> EVIL.
>> EVIL.
>> AH, OF COURSE!
>> AH, OF COURSE!
>> HEY, MARIONETTA, DON'T RUSH
>> HEY, MARIONETTA, DON'T RUSH
AWAY.
AWAY.
YOU'RE STILL A SUSPECT IN THE
YOU'RE STILL A SUSPECT IN THE
CASE, YOU KNOW?
CASE, YOU KNOW?
>> OREL PUPPINGTON, YOU CAN'T
>> OREL PUPPINGTON, YOU CAN'T
THINK I STOLE THAT MONEY.
THINK I STOLE THAT MONEY.
I WAS DELIVERING CRIPPLE FOOD
I WAS DELIVERING CRIPPLE FOOD
TO THE PHYSICALLY CHALLENGED.
TO THE PHYSICALLY CHALLENGED.
>> SOUNDS LIKE AN AIR-TIGHT
>> SOUNDS LIKE AN AIR-TIGHT
ALIBI. MM!
ALIBI. MM!
THE SAMSON AND DELICIOUS!
THE SAMSON AND DELICIOUS!
I WISH I HAD ENOUGH MONEY FOR
I WISH I HAD ENOUGH MONEY FOR
THAT!
THAT!
WHAT CAN I GET FOR THIS?
WHAT CAN I GET FOR THIS?
OH.
OH.
>> CAN YOUR FAMILY BACK UP THE
>> CAN YOUR FAMILY BACK UP THE
CRIPPLE FOOD STORY, MARIONETTA?
CRIPPLE FOOD STORY, MARIONETTA?
>> NO. THEY DON'T KNOW I DID IT.
>> NO. THEY DON'T KNOW I DID IT.
>> AND WHY NOT?
>> AND WHY NOT?
>> WELL, THEY WANTED TO STAY AT
>> WELL, THEY WANTED TO STAY AT
HOME.
HOME.
SO I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO
SO I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO
CHURCH AND PRAY FOR ALL OF US.
CHURCH AND PRAY FOR ALL OF US.
>> MM-HMM, BUT YOU DISOBEYED
>> MM-HMM, BUT YOU DISOBEYED
THEM AND DELIVERED FOOD INSTEAD.
THEM AND DELIVERED FOOD INSTEAD.
>> WELL...
>> WELL...
>> HMM. VERY INTERESTING.
>> HMM. VERY INTERESTING.
YOU BETTER STICK WITH US.
YOU BETTER STICK WITH US.
COME ON, DOUGHY.
COME ON, DOUGHY.
[DOUGHY CHUCKLING]
[DOUGHY CHUCKLING]
[MOM HUMMING "HALLELUJAH
[MOM HUMMING "HALLELUJAH
CHORUS" FROM "MESSIAH"]
CHORUS" FROM "MESSIAH"]
SO, YOU SAY THAT YOUR
SO, YOU SAY THAT YOUR
SON JOE CAME STRAIGHT HERE
SON JOE CAME STRAIGHT HERE
FROM CHURCH?
FROM CHURCH?
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO MOW HIS
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO MOW HIS
DYING GRANDPA'S LAWN BUT
DYING GRANDPA'S LAWN BUT
DECIDED TO RIDE THAT NEW-TIMEY
DECIDED TO RIDE THAT NEW-TIMEY
SCOOTER OF HIS INSTEAD.
SCOOTER OF HIS INSTEAD.
>> IT'S TRUE.
>> IT'S TRUE.
I BROUGHT HIS GRANDPA LUNCH,
I BROUGHT HIS GRANDPA LUNCH,
AND THE GRASS WAS VERY LONG
AND THE GRASS WAS VERY LONG
AND UNRULY.
AND UNRULY.
>> YOU'RE ONLY HELPING HIS CASE,
>> YOU'RE ONLY HELPING HIS CASE,
MARIONETTA.
MARIONETTA.
>> HOW?
>> HOW?
>> IN DUE TIME.
>> IN DUE TIME.
NOW LET'S GO SEE JOE.
NOW LET'S GO SEE JOE.
>> HE'S IN THE BACKYARD.
>> HE'S IN THE BACKYARD.
>> HI, JOE!
>> HI, JOE!
>> HEY, OREL!
>> HEY, OREL!
ISN'T IT STRANGE THAT
ISN'T IT STRANGE THAT
JOE BOUGHT THAT ICE-CREAM CONE,
JOE BOUGHT THAT ICE-CREAM CONE,
WHEN IN CHURCH HE SAID HE DIDN'T
WHEN IN CHURCH HE SAID HE DIDN'T
HAVE ANY MONEY?
HAVE ANY MONEY?
>> MAYBE HE FOUND SOME CHANGE ON
>> MAYBE HE FOUND SOME CHANGE ON
THE STREET.
THE STREET.
>> BOY, OREL, YOU SURE ARE
>> BOY, OREL, YOU SURE ARE
BRAINY.
BRAINY.
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED, ALL
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED, ALL
RIGHT.
RIGHT.
HEH HEH!
HEH HEH!
>> SEE? WHAT'S MORE,
>> SEE? WHAT'S MORE,
JOE IS COMPLETELY
JOE IS COMPLETELY
INNOCENT OF THE CRIME.
INNOCENT OF THE CRIME.
>> HUH? HOW DO YOU KNOW?
>> HUH? HOW DO YOU KNOW?
>> IT'S ELEMENTAL, DOUGHY!
>> IT'S ELEMENTAL, DOUGHY!
JOE COULDN'T HAVE STOLEN THAT
JOE COULDN'T HAVE STOLEN THAT
DONATION MONEY,
DONATION MONEY,
BECAUSE THE EVIDENCE SHOWS THAT
BECAUSE THE EVIDENCE SHOWS THAT
HE FOLLOWS THE TEN COMMANDMENTS.
HE FOLLOWS THE TEN COMMANDMENTS.
HE EVEN RESISTED
HE EVEN RESISTED
THE TEMPTATION TO MOW
THE TEMPTATION TO MOW
HIS AILING GRANDFATHER'S LAWN ON
HIS AILING GRANDFATHER'S LAWN ON
THE SABBATH.
THE SABBATH.
THEREFORE LOGIC DICTATES THAT
THEREFORE LOGIC DICTATES THAT
HE'D NEVER BREAK THE EIGHTH
HE'D NEVER BREAK THE EIGHTH
COMMANDMENT--
COMMANDMENT--
"THOU SHALT NOT STEAL."
"THOU SHALT NOT STEAL."
>> SAY, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
>> SAY, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
>> BUT MARIONETTA SKIPPED CHURCH
>> BUT MARIONETTA SKIPPED CHURCH
TO HELP THE NEEDY INSTEAD OF
TO HELP THE NEEDY INSTEAD OF
HONORING HER MOTHER AND FATHER.
HONORING HER MOTHER AND FATHER.
ANYONE WHO WOULD BREAK
ANYONE WHO WOULD BREAK
THAT COMMANDMENT WOULD SURELY
THAT COMMANDMENT WOULD SURELY
BREAK "THOU SHALT NOT STEAL."
BREAK "THOU SHALT NOT STEAL."
>> I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!
>> I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!
>> IT'S ONLY LOGIC.
>> IT'S ONLY LOGIC.
>> BUT I DIDN'T STEAL IT!
>> BUT I DIDN'T STEAL IT!
[MARIONETTA SOBBING]
[MARIONETTA SOBBING]
>> THERE SHE GOES!
>> THERE SHE GOES!
>> FOLLOW HER!
>> FOLLOW HER!
SHE'LL LEAD US TO THE MONEY!
THIS SHOULD BE VERY
ENLIGHTENING!
>> MOMMY, MARIONETTA IS CRYING!
MOMMY? MOMMY!
MOMMY? MOMMY!
>> WE DON'T YELL IN THE HOUSE,
>> WE DON'T YELL IN THE HOUSE,
DEAR.
DEAR.
THAT'S FOR ITALIANS.
THAT'S FOR ITALIANS.
>> BLOBERTA, WHERE IS MY TIE?
>> BLOBERTA, WHERE IS MY TIE?
>> WHEREVER YOU PUT IT, DEAR.
>> WHEREVER YOU PUT IT, DEAR.
>> STINKING DEAD-END WIFE.
>> STINKING DEAD-END WIFE.
>> GOSH, MY MOM IS TREATING
>> GOSH, MY MOM IS TREATING
THOSE PEOPLE LIKE THEY'RE
THOSE PEOPLE LIKE THEY'RE
HER FAMILY!
HER FAMILY!
>> I DON'T KNOW, OREL.
>> I DON'T KNOW, OREL.
IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S JUST
IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S JUST
IGNORING THEM AND FED UP AND
IGNORING THEM AND FED UP AND
NOT HAPPY AT ALL TO BE THERE.
NOT HAPPY AT ALL TO BE THERE.
>> EXACT...LY.
>> EXACT...LY.
>> I THINK I WANT TO GO HOME.
>> I THINK I WANT TO GO HOME.
>> BYE, DOUGHY.
>> BYE, DOUGHY.
>> MOMMY, YOU'RE MY MOMMY...
>> MOMMY, YOU'RE MY MOMMY...
>> LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT ANOTHER
>> LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT ANOTHER
MYSTERY.
MYSTERY.
>> ...MOMMY, YOU'RE MY MOMMY.
>> ...MOMMY, YOU'RE MY MOMMY.
[BELL RINGS]
[BELL RINGS]
>> DEAR GOD, IT'S ME--OREL.
>> DEAR GOD, IT'S ME--OREL.
I'M A LITTLE WORRIED
I'M A LITTLE WORRIED
ABOUT MY MOM.
ABOUT MY MOM.
YOU SEE, WELL,
YOU SEE, WELL,
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE
THIS, BUT SHE'S GOT ANOTHER
THIS, BUT SHE'S GOT ANOTHER
FAMILY.
FAMILY.
THAT'S RIGHT!
THAT'S RIGHT!
ANOTHER HUSBAND AND ANOTHER
ANOTHER HUSBAND AND ANOTHER
SET OF KIDS.
SET OF KIDS.
AND THIS JUST DOESN'T SEEM
AND THIS JUST DOESN'T SEEM
RIGHT, SO I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU
RIGHT, SO I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU
COULD HELP ME OUT--
COULD HELP ME OUT--
>> OREL, CAN YOU QUIT PRAYING
>> OREL, CAN YOU QUIT PRAYING
FOR TWO MINUTES?
FOR TWO MINUTES?
I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF SLEEP!
I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF SLEEP!
>> DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID?
>> DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID?
>> YES. AND I THINK IT'S
>> YES. AND I THINK IT'S
DISGUSTING THAT YOUR MOTHER IS
DISGUSTING THAT YOUR MOTHER IS
PRACTICING BIGAMY.
PRACTICING BIGAMY.
>> BIGAMY?
>> BIGAMY?
>> YES. SHE'S A BIGAMIST.
>> YES. SHE'S A BIGAMIST.
THAT MEANS SHE HAS TWO FAMILIES
THAT MEANS SHE HAS TWO FAMILIES
WHEN SOME OF US
WHEN SOME OF US
DON'T EVEN GET ONE.
DON'T EVEN GET ONE.
IT'S A RIP-OFF.
IT'S A RIP-OFF.
>> OHH.
>> OHH.
>> DID YOU SOLVE MY CASE?
>> DID YOU SOLVE MY CASE?
DID YOU GET MY MONEY BACK?
DID YOU GET MY MONEY BACK?
WELL, YOU BETTER GO GET IT
WELL, YOU BETTER GO GET IT
BEFORE GOD FINDS OUT.
>> OREL, I HAVE PROOF POSITIVE
THAT JOE DID IT!
THAT JOE DID IT!
YOU SEE, THIS IS YOUR BIRTHDAY
YOU SEE, THIS IS YOUR BIRTHDAY
MONEY YOU PUT IN THE DONATION
MONEY YOU PUT IN THE DONATION
TRAY!
TRAY!
>> GIVE ME THAT.
>> GIVE ME THAT.
>> OREL!
>> OREL!
>> HI, MOM.
>> HI, MOM.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>> DETECTIVE WORK.
>> DETECTIVE WORK.
>> WELL, QUIT IT.
>> WELL, QUIT IT.
>> TOO LATE.
>> TOO LATE.
I ALREADY KNOW THAT
I ALREADY KNOW THAT
YOU'RE A BIGAMIST.
YOU'RE A BIGAMIST.
>> WHERE DID YOU LEARN SUCH
>> WHERE DID YOU LEARN SUCH
A DISGUSTING WORD?
A DISGUSTING WORD?
>> OREL, WHAT IS
>> OREL, WHAT IS
THE MEANING OF THIS?!
THE MEANING OF THIS?!
>> DAD!
>> DAD!
>> HOW DARE YOU SPY ON US LIKE
>> HOW DARE YOU SPY ON US LIKE
THIS!
THIS!
>> I--THE--HUH?
>> I--THE--HUH?
>> MAYBE WE'D BETTER CALL IT A
>> MAYBE WE'D BETTER CALL IT A
DAY.
DAY.
>> HUH?
>> HUH?
>> GET THE TOYS.
>> GET THE TOYS.
>> RIGHT HERE.
>> RIGHT HERE.
WE'LL SEND FOR OUR DETERGENTS.
WE'LL SEND FOR OUR DETERGENTS.
>> DAD?
>> DAD?
>> NOT A WORD OUT OF YOU, YOUNG
>> NOT A WORD OUT OF YOU, YOUNG
MAN, UNTIL WE MEET IN MY STUDY!
MAN, UNTIL WE MEET IN MY STUDY!
[OREL GULPS]
[OREL GULPS]
>> OREL, I'M NOT GOING TO BEAT
>> OREL, I'M NOT GOING TO BEAT
AROUND THE BUSH.
AROUND THE BUSH.
THIS IS GOING TO BE AN
THIS IS GOING TO BE AN
AWKWARD CONVERSATION.
AWKWARD CONVERSATION.
>> YEAH, I GUESSED THAT.
>> YEAH, I GUESSED THAT.
>> YOU SEE, SON, A BIG PART OF
>> YOU SEE, SON, A BIG PART OF
MARRIAGE IS TRYING REALLY HARD
MARRIAGE IS TRYING REALLY HARD
NOT TO GET SICK OF EACH OTHER.
NOT TO GET SICK OF EACH OTHER.
WHEN THAT INEVITABLY FAILS,
WHEN THAT INEVITABLY FAILS,
PARENTS SOMETIMES HAVE TO
PARENTS SOMETIMES HAVE TO
MIX THINGS UP A LITTLE BIT.
MIX THINGS UP A LITTLE BIT.
THAT MEANS SWINGING.
THAT MEANS SWINGING.
>> SWINGING?
>> SWINGING?
>> YES! YOU SEE,
>> YES! YOU SEE,
I LIKE TO WATCH YOUR MOTHER
I LIKE TO WATCH YOUR MOTHER
BE A HOUSEWIFE TO ANOTHER
BE A HOUSEWIFE TO ANOTHER
FAMILY.
FAMILY.
IT EXCITES ME WHEN I SEE HER
IT EXCITES ME WHEN I SEE HER
BEING DISTANT WITH ANOTHER MAN
BEING DISTANT WITH ANOTHER MAN
AND HIS CHILDREN.
AND HIS CHILDREN.
THEY CALL IT VOYEURISM.
THEY CALL IT VOYEURISM.
>> I DON'T KNOW, DAD.
>> I DON'T KNOW, DAD.
ALL THIS MAKES
ALL THIS MAKES
ME FEEL A LITTLE...
ME FEEL A LITTLE...
>> EXCITED?
>> EXCITED?
>> NO.
>> NO.
>> TIRED?
>> TIRED?
>> NO.
>> NO.
>> SAD?
>> SAD?
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH.
>> OREL, THAT'S OK.
>> OREL, THAT'S OK.
SADNESS IS JUST NATURE'S
SADNESS IS JUST NATURE'S
SPANKINGS.
SPANKINGS.
IT MEANS YOU LEARNED YOUR
IT MEANS YOU LEARNED YOUR
LESSON TWICE AS WELL.
LESSON TWICE AS WELL.
>> OH! HA HA!
>> OH! HA HA!
BUT WHAT DID I LEARN?
BUT WHAT DID I LEARN?
>> WHY, IT'S ELEMENTAL, MY DEAR
>> WHY, IT'S ELEMENTAL, MY DEAR
OREL.
OREL.
MIND YOUR OWN LITTLE BUSINESS!
MIND YOUR OWN LITTLE BUSINESS!
[BOTH LAUGHING]
[BOTH LAUGHING]
>> WHOA!
>> WHOA!
[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]
[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]
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>> I PUT IT TO YOU, BILLY, THAT
YOU CHEATED IN THE ANNUAL
YOU CHEATED IN THE ANNUAL
MAKING THINGS CONTEST AND
MAKING THINGS CONTEST AND
THEREFORE DON'T
THEREFORE DON'T
DESERVE THE FIRST-PRIZE TROPHY!
DESERVE THE FIRST-PRIZE TROPHY!
>> BUT I DID MAKE IT.
>> BUT I DID MAKE IT.
I MEAN, LOOK AT IT.
I MEAN, LOOK AT IT.
[BILLY SOBS]
[BILLY SOBS]
>> HOW DID ELEMENTAL OREL FIGURE
>> HOW DID ELEMENTAL OREL FIGURE
IT OUT?
IT OUT?
>> ELEMENTAL, MY DEAR DOUGHY.
>> ELEMENTAL, MY DEAR DOUGHY.
BILLY'S SUBMISSION
BILLY'S SUBMISSION
TO THE CONTEST WAS A FLOWER,
TO THE CONTEST WAS A FLOWER,
AND EVERYONE KNOWS THAT
AND EVERYONE KNOWS THAT
ONLY GOD CAN MAKE A FLOWER!
ONLY GOD CAN MAKE A FLOWER!
>> OH!
>> OH!
>> THANK YOU, OREL.
>> THANK YOU, OREL.
>> SURE THING, TINY TINA!
>> SURE THING, TINY TINA!
>> THANKS, OREL!
>> THANKS, OREL!
>> THINK NOTHING OF IT!
>> THINK NOTHING OF IT!
>> YEAH, THANKS, OREL.
>> YEAH, THANKS, OREL.
>> NO PROBLEM, BILLY.
>> NO PROBLEM, BILLY.
>> WOW, OREL.
>> WOW, OREL.
YOU'RE THE BEST DETECTIVE EVER!
YOU'RE THE BEST DETECTIVE EVER!
>> NO, DOUGHY.
>> NO, DOUGHY.
THE BEST DETECTIVE WAS
THE BEST DETECTIVE WAS
KING SOLOMON.
KING SOLOMON.
HE CLEVERLY DEDUCED THAT A
HE CLEVERLY DEDUCED THAT A
MOTHER NEVER WANTS HER BABY
MOTHER NEVER WANTS HER BABY
CUT IN HALF.
CUT IN HALF.
>> OH, YEAH.
>> OH, YEAH.
THAT WAS SOME CAPER.
THAT WAS SOME CAPER.
>> OREL! DINNER TIME!
>> OREL! DINNER TIME!
>> COMING, MOM!
>> COMING, MOM!
SEE YA TOMORROW AT CHURCH,
SEE YA TOMORROW AT CHURCH,
DOUGHY.
DOUGHY.
>> BYE, OREL.
>> BYE, OREL.
>> SO, WRAPPING UP, STEALING
>> SO, WRAPPING UP, STEALING
IS...
IS...
STEALING!
STEALING!
DO I EVEN HAVE TO WASTE
DO I EVEN HAVE TO WASTE
MY BREATH, HERE?
MY BREATH, HERE?
NEWS FLASH: STEALING IS A SIN.
NEWS FLASH: STEALING IS A SIN.
AMEN.
AMEN.
>> AMEN!
>> AMEN!
>> OK, THE SERMON IS OVER.
>> OK, THE SERMON IS OVER.
TIME TO SHOW YOUR APPRECIATION
TIME TO SHOW YOUR APPRECIATION
FOR THAT LITTLE NAIL-BITER
FOR THAT LITTLE NAIL-BITER
AND FORK UP SOME CASH.
AND FORK UP SOME CASH.
JOE, WILL YOU PASS AROUND THE
JOE, WILL YOU PASS AROUND THE
DONATION TRAY?
DONATION TRAY?
>> NO!
>> NO!
>> I'M NOT ASKING, PAL.
>> I'M NOT ASKING, PAL.
>> STUPID, WALKING AROUND ON MY
>> STUPID, WALKING AROUND ON MY
DUMB FEET.
DUMB FEET.
>> I HAVE TO GO NOW.
>> I HAVE TO GO NOW.
>> WOMEN...
>> WOMEN...
ALWAYS LEAVE YOU HOLDING THE
ALWAYS LEAVE YOU HOLDING THE
CHECK.
CHECK.
SAY, THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY FOR
SAY, THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY FOR
SUCH A SMALL BOY.
SUCH A SMALL BOY.
>> GRANDPA SENT IT FOR MY
>> GRANDPA SENT IT FOR MY
BIRTHDAY!
BIRTHDAY!
OH!
HMM!
>> HIYA, JOE!
>> HIYA, JOE!
HOW MUCH DID YOU PUT IN
HOW MUCH DID YOU PUT IN
THE TRAY THIS WEEK?
THE TRAY THIS WEEK?
>> NOTHING!
>> NOTHING!
I DON'T HAVE ANY STUPID MONEY!
I DON'T HAVE ANY STUPID MONEY!
HEH HEH.
HEH HEH.
>> THE POOR KID.
>> THE POOR KID.
>> ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT THIS
>> ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT THIS
IS IT?
IS IT?
A NICKEL?
A NICKEL?
>> UM, WELL, SOMEBODY STOLE THE
>> UM, WELL, SOMEBODY STOLE THE
MONEY!
MONEY!
>> STOLE?!
>> STOLE?!
BUT MY WHOLE SERMON WAS ABOU--
BUT MY WHOLE SERMON WAS ABOU--
DOESN'T ANYBODY LIS--THAT'S
DOESN'T ANYBODY LIS--THAT'S
GOD'S MONEY!
GOD'S MONEY!
I WAS COUNTING ON SOME
I WAS COUNTING ON SOME
"GET LUCKY" CASH FOR TONIGHT!
"GET LUCKY" CASH FOR TONIGHT!
[BELL RINGS]
[BELL RINGS]
>> HI, MARIONETTA.
>> HI, MARIONETTA.
>> SHE DID IT!
>> SHE DID IT!
I SAW HER STEAL THE
I SAW HER STEAL THE
MONEY OUT OF THE DONATION TRAY!
MONEY OUT OF THE DONATION TRAY!
>> NO, I DIDN'T!
>> NO, I DIDN'T!
I WASN'T EVEN IN CHURCH TODAY!
I WASN'T EVEN IN CHURCH TODAY!
>> WELL, SOMEONE BETTER OWN UP
>> WELL, SOMEONE BETTER OWN UP
TO IT.
TO IT.
THIS VIRGINITY ISN'T GOING TO
THIS VIRGINITY ISN'T GOING TO
LOSE ITSELF.
LOSE ITSELF.
>> REVEREND PUTTY, I CAN FIND
>> REVEREND PUTTY, I CAN FIND
OUT WHO STOLE
OUT WHO STOLE
THAT MONEY FOR YOU.
THAT MONEY FOR YOU.
>> FOR THAT NICKEL.
>> FOR THAT NICKEL.
>> FINE. HAVE IT!
>> FINE. HAVE IT!
I GUESS I'M GOING TO HAVE TO
I GUESS I'M GOING TO HAVE TO
RELY ON THE OL' PERSONALITY
RELY ON THE OL' PERSONALITY
TONIGHT.
TONIGHT.
[PUTTY CLICKS TONGUE]
[PUTTY CLICKS TONGUE]
>> I CAN'T ACTUALLY START WORK
>> I CAN'T ACTUALLY START WORK
ON THIS UNTIL AFTER
ON THIS UNTIL AFTER
THE SABBATH, BUT, MARIONETTA,
THE SABBATH, BUT, MARIONETTA,
JOE, YOU TWO ARE OUR
JOE, YOU TWO ARE OUR
PRIME SUSPECTS.
PRIME SUSPECTS.
>> WHAT?!
>> WHAT?!
>> THIS GAME IS STUPID.
>> THIS GAME IS STUPID.
>> SEE YOU TOMORROW!
MOM! I GOT ANOTHER CASE
TO SOLVE!
TO SOLVE!
MOM? OH!
MOM? OH!
[MOM HUMMING]
[MOM HUMMING]
MOM, I'M GONNA SOLVE A MYSTERY
MOM, I'M GONNA SOLVE A MYSTERY
FOR REVEREND PUTT--MOM?
FOR REVEREND PUTT--MOM?
>> BAD DIRT.
>> BAD DIRT.
NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY DIRT.
NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY DIRT.
>> MOM, I'M GONNA SOLVE
>> MOM, I'M GONNA SOLVE
THE CASE OF THE DISAPPEARING
THE CASE OF THE DISAPPEARING
DONA--MOM?
DONA--MOM?
[BABY TALK]
[BABY TALK]
[MOM HUMMING]
[MOM HUMMING]
>> YAY!
>> YAY!
[BABY MAKING SUCKING SOUNDS]
[BABY MAKING SUCKING SOUNDS]
[BELL RINGS]
[BELL RINGS]
>> HEY, OREL, WHAT DID YOU GET
>> HEY, OREL, WHAT DID YOU GET
FOR NUMBER SEVEN ON THE ANATOMY
FOR NUMBER SEVEN ON THE ANATOMY
TEST?
TEST?
>> EVIL.
>> EVIL.
>> AH, OF COURSE!
>> AH, OF COURSE!
>> HEY, MARIONETTA, DON'T RUSH
>> HEY, MARIONETTA, DON'T RUSH
AWAY.
AWAY.
YOU'RE STILL A SUSPECT IN THE
YOU'RE STILL A SUSPECT IN THE
CASE, YOU KNOW?
CASE, YOU KNOW?
>> OREL PUPPINGTON, YOU CAN'T
>> OREL PUPPINGTON, YOU CAN'T
THINK I STOLE THAT MONEY.
THINK I STOLE THAT MONEY.
I WAS DELIVERING CRIPPLE FOOD
I WAS DELIVERING CRIPPLE FOOD
TO THE PHYSICALLY CHALLENGED.
TO THE PHYSICALLY CHALLENGED.
>> SOUNDS LIKE AN AIR-TIGHT
>> SOUNDS LIKE AN AIR-TIGHT
ALIBI. MM!
ALIBI. MM!
THE SAMSON AND DELICIOUS!
THE SAMSON AND DELICIOUS!
I WISH I HAD ENOUGH MONEY FOR
I WISH I HAD ENOUGH MONEY FOR
THAT!
THAT!
WHAT CAN I GET FOR THIS?
WHAT CAN I GET FOR THIS?
OH.
OH.
>> CAN YOUR FAMILY BACK UP THE
>> CAN YOUR FAMILY BACK UP THE
CRIPPLE FOOD STORY, MARIONETTA?
CRIPPLE FOOD STORY, MARIONETTA?
>> NO. THEY DON'T KNOW I DID IT.
>> NO. THEY DON'T KNOW I DID IT.
>> AND WHY NOT?
>> AND WHY NOT?
>> WELL, THEY WANTED TO STAY AT
>> WELL, THEY WANTED TO STAY AT
HOME.
HOME.
SO I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO
SO I WAS SUPPOSED TO GO TO
CHURCH AND PRAY FOR ALL OF US.
CHURCH AND PRAY FOR ALL OF US.
>> MM-HMM, BUT YOU DISOBEYED
>> MM-HMM, BUT YOU DISOBEYED
THEM AND DELIVERED FOOD INSTEAD.
THEM AND DELIVERED FOOD INSTEAD.
>> WELL...
>> WELL...
>> HMM. VERY INTERESTING.
>> HMM. VERY INTERESTING.
YOU BETTER STICK WITH US.
YOU BETTER STICK WITH US.
COME ON, DOUGHY.
COME ON, DOUGHY.
[DOUGHY CHUCKLING]
[DOUGHY CHUCKLING]
[MOM HUMMING "HALLELUJAH
[MOM HUMMING "HALLELUJAH
CHORUS" FROM "MESSIAH"]
CHORUS" FROM "MESSIAH"]
SO, YOU SAY THAT YOUR
SO, YOU SAY THAT YOUR
SON JOE CAME STRAIGHT HERE
SON JOE CAME STRAIGHT HERE
FROM CHURCH?
FROM CHURCH?
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO MOW HIS
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO MOW HIS
DYING GRANDPA'S LAWN BUT
DYING GRANDPA'S LAWN BUT
DECIDED TO RIDE THAT NEW-TIMEY
DECIDED TO RIDE THAT NEW-TIMEY
SCOOTER OF HIS INSTEAD.
SCOOTER OF HIS INSTEAD.
>> IT'S TRUE.
>> IT'S TRUE.
I BROUGHT HIS GRANDPA LUNCH,
I BROUGHT HIS GRANDPA LUNCH,
AND THE GRASS WAS VERY LONG
AND THE GRASS WAS VERY LONG
AND UNRULY.
AND UNRULY.
>> YOU'RE ONLY HELPING HIS CASE,
>> YOU'RE ONLY HELPING HIS CASE,
MARIONETTA.
MARIONETTA.
>> HOW?
>> HOW?
>> IN DUE TIME.
>> IN DUE TIME.
NOW LET'S GO SEE JOE.
NOW LET'S GO SEE JOE.
>> HE'S IN THE BACKYARD.
>> HE'S IN THE BACKYARD.
>> HI, JOE!
>> HI, JOE!
>> HEY, OREL!
>> HEY, OREL!
ISN'T IT STRANGE THAT
ISN'T IT STRANGE THAT
JOE BOUGHT THAT ICE-CREAM CONE,
JOE BOUGHT THAT ICE-CREAM CONE,
WHEN IN CHURCH HE SAID HE DIDN'T
WHEN IN CHURCH HE SAID HE DIDN'T
HAVE ANY MONEY?
HAVE ANY MONEY?
>> MAYBE HE FOUND SOME CHANGE ON
>> MAYBE HE FOUND SOME CHANGE ON
THE STREET.
THE STREET.
>> BOY, OREL, YOU SURE ARE
>> BOY, OREL, YOU SURE ARE
BRAINY.
BRAINY.
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED, ALL
THAT'S WHAT HAPPENED, ALL
RIGHT.
RIGHT.
HEH HEH!
HEH HEH!
>> SEE? WHAT'S MORE,
>> SEE? WHAT'S MORE,
JOE IS COMPLETELY
JOE IS COMPLETELY
INNOCENT OF THE CRIME.
INNOCENT OF THE CRIME.
>> HUH? HOW DO YOU KNOW?
>> HUH? HOW DO YOU KNOW?
>> IT'S ELEMENTAL, DOUGHY!
>> IT'S ELEMENTAL, DOUGHY!
JOE COULDN'T HAVE STOLEN THAT
JOE COULDN'T HAVE STOLEN THAT
DONATION MONEY,
DONATION MONEY,
BECAUSE THE EVIDENCE SHOWS THAT
BECAUSE THE EVIDENCE SHOWS THAT
HE FOLLOWS THE TEN COMMANDMENTS.
HE FOLLOWS THE TEN COMMANDMENTS.
HE EVEN RESISTED
HE EVEN RESISTED
THE TEMPTATION TO MOW
THE TEMPTATION TO MOW
HIS AILING GRANDFATHER'S LAWN ON
HIS AILING GRANDFATHER'S LAWN ON
THE SABBATH.
THE SABBATH.
THEREFORE LOGIC DICTATES THAT
THEREFORE LOGIC DICTATES THAT
HE'D NEVER BREAK THE EIGHTH
HE'D NEVER BREAK THE EIGHTH
COMMANDMENT--
COMMANDMENT--
"THOU SHALT NOT STEAL."
"THOU SHALT NOT STEAL."
>> SAY, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
>> SAY, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
>> BUT MARIONETTA SKIPPED CHURCH
>> BUT MARIONETTA SKIPPED CHURCH
TO HELP THE NEEDY INSTEAD OF
TO HELP THE NEEDY INSTEAD OF
HONORING HER MOTHER AND FATHER.
HONORING HER MOTHER AND FATHER.
ANYONE WHO WOULD BREAK
ANYONE WHO WOULD BREAK
THAT COMMANDMENT WOULD SURELY
THAT COMMANDMENT WOULD SURELY
BREAK "THOU SHALT NOT STEAL."
BREAK "THOU SHALT NOT STEAL."
>> I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!
>> I NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT!
>> IT'S ONLY LOGIC.
>> IT'S ONLY LOGIC.
>> BUT I DIDN'T STEAL IT!
>> BUT I DIDN'T STEAL IT!
[MARIONETTA SOBBING]
[MARIONETTA SOBBING]
>> THERE SHE GOES!
>> THERE SHE GOES!
>> FOLLOW HER!
>> FOLLOW HER!
SHE'LL LEAD US TO THE MONEY!
THIS SHOULD BE VERY
ENLIGHTENING!
>> MOMMY, MARIONETTA IS CRYING!
MOMMY? MOMMY!
MOMMY? MOMMY!
>> WE DON'T YELL IN THE HOUSE,
>> WE DON'T YELL IN THE HOUSE,
DEAR.
DEAR.
THAT'S FOR ITALIANS.
THAT'S FOR ITALIANS.
>> BLOBERTA, WHERE IS MY TIE?
>> BLOBERTA, WHERE IS MY TIE?
>> WHEREVER YOU PUT IT, DEAR.
>> WHEREVER YOU PUT IT, DEAR.
>> STINKING DEAD-END WIFE.
>> STINKING DEAD-END WIFE.
>> GOSH, MY MOM IS TREATING
>> GOSH, MY MOM IS TREATING
THOSE PEOPLE LIKE THEY'RE
THOSE PEOPLE LIKE THEY'RE
HER FAMILY!
HER FAMILY!
>> I DON'T KNOW, OREL.
>> I DON'T KNOW, OREL.
IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S JUST
IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S JUST
IGNORING THEM AND FED UP AND
IGNORING THEM AND FED UP AND
NOT HAPPY AT ALL TO BE THERE.
NOT HAPPY AT ALL TO BE THERE.
>> EXACT...LY.
>> EXACT...LY.
>> I THINK I WANT TO GO HOME.
>> I THINK I WANT TO GO HOME.
>> BYE, DOUGHY.
>> BYE, DOUGHY.
>> MOMMY, YOU'RE MY MOMMY...
>> MOMMY, YOU'RE MY MOMMY...
>> LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT ANOTHER
>> LOOKS LIKE WE'VE GOT ANOTHER
MYSTERY.
MYSTERY.
>> ...MOMMY, YOU'RE MY MOMMY.
>> ...MOMMY, YOU'RE MY MOMMY.
[BELL RINGS]
[BELL RINGS]
>> DEAR GOD, IT'S ME--OREL.
>> DEAR GOD, IT'S ME--OREL.
I'M A LITTLE WORRIED
I'M A LITTLE WORRIED
ABOUT MY MOM.
ABOUT MY MOM.
YOU SEE, WELL,
YOU SEE, WELL,
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE
YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BELIEVE
THIS, BUT SHE'S GOT ANOTHER
THIS, BUT SHE'S GOT ANOTHER
FAMILY.
FAMILY.
THAT'S RIGHT!
THAT'S RIGHT!
ANOTHER HUSBAND AND ANOTHER
ANOTHER HUSBAND AND ANOTHER
SET OF KIDS.
SET OF KIDS.
AND THIS JUST DOESN'T SEEM
AND THIS JUST DOESN'T SEEM
RIGHT, SO I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU
RIGHT, SO I THOUGHT MAYBE YOU
COULD HELP ME OUT--
COULD HELP ME OUT--
>> OREL, CAN YOU QUIT PRAYING
>> OREL, CAN YOU QUIT PRAYING
FOR TWO MINUTES?
FOR TWO MINUTES?
I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF SLEEP!
I CAN'T HEAR MYSELF SLEEP!
>> DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID?
>> DID YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID?
>> YES. AND I THINK IT'S
>> YES. AND I THINK IT'S
DISGUSTING THAT YOUR MOTHER IS
DISGUSTING THAT YOUR MOTHER IS
PRACTICING BIGAMY.
PRACTICING BIGAMY.
>> BIGAMY?
>> BIGAMY?
>> YES. SHE'S A BIGAMIST.
>> YES. SHE'S A BIGAMIST.
THAT MEANS SHE HAS TWO FAMILIES
THAT MEANS SHE HAS TWO FAMILIES
WHEN SOME OF US
WHEN SOME OF US
DON'T EVEN GET ONE.
DON'T EVEN GET ONE.
IT'S A RIP-OFF.
IT'S A RIP-OFF.
>> OHH.
>> OHH.
>> DID YOU SOLVE MY CASE?
>> DID YOU SOLVE MY CASE?
DID YOU GET MY MONEY BACK?
DID YOU GET MY MONEY BACK?
WELL, YOU BETTER GO GET IT
WELL, YOU BETTER GO GET IT
BEFORE GOD FINDS OUT.
>> OREL, I HAVE PROOF POSITIVE
THAT JOE DID IT!
THAT JOE DID IT!
YOU SEE, THIS IS YOUR BIRTHDAY
YOU SEE, THIS IS YOUR BIRTHDAY
MONEY YOU PUT IN THE DONATION
MONEY YOU PUT IN THE DONATION
TRAY!
TRAY!
>> GIVE ME THAT.
>> GIVE ME THAT.
>> OREL!
>> OREL!
>> HI, MOM.
>> HI, MOM.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
>> DETECTIVE WORK.
>> DETECTIVE WORK.
>> WELL, QUIT IT.
>> WELL, QUIT IT.
>> TOO LATE.
>> TOO LATE.
I ALREADY KNOW THAT
I ALREADY KNOW THAT
YOU'RE A BIGAMIST.
YOU'RE A BIGAMIST.
>> WHERE DID YOU LEARN SUCH
>> WHERE DID YOU LEARN SUCH
A DISGUSTING WORD?
A DISGUSTING WORD?
>> OREL, WHAT IS
>> OREL, WHAT IS
THE MEANING OF THIS?!
THE MEANING OF THIS?!
>> DAD!
>> DAD!
>> HOW DARE YOU SPY ON US LIKE
>> HOW DARE YOU SPY ON US LIKE
THIS!
THIS!
>> I--THE--HUH?
>> I--THE--HUH?
>> MAYBE WE'D BETTER CALL IT A
>> MAYBE WE'D BETTER CALL IT A
DAY.
DAY.
>> HUH?
>> HUH?
>> GET THE TOYS.
>> GET THE TOYS.
>> RIGHT HERE.
>> RIGHT HERE.
WE'LL SEND FOR OUR DETERGENTS.
WE'LL SEND FOR OUR DETERGENTS.
>> DAD?
>> DAD?
>> NOT A WORD OUT OF YOU, YOUNG
>> NOT A WORD OUT OF YOU, YOUNG
MAN, UNTIL WE MEET IN MY STUDY!
MAN, UNTIL WE MEET IN MY STUDY!
[OREL GULPS]
[OREL GULPS]
>> OREL, I'M NOT GOING TO BEAT
>> OREL, I'M NOT GOING TO BEAT
AROUND THE BUSH.
AROUND THE BUSH.
THIS IS GOING TO BE AN
THIS IS GOING TO BE AN
AWKWARD CONVERSATION.
AWKWARD CONVERSATION.
>> YEAH, I GUESSED THAT.
>> YEAH, I GUESSED THAT.
>> YOU SEE, SON, A BIG PART OF
>> YOU SEE, SON, A BIG PART OF
MARRIAGE IS TRYING REALLY HARD
MARRIAGE IS TRYING REALLY HARD
NOT TO GET SICK OF EACH OTHER.
NOT TO GET SICK OF EACH OTHER.
WHEN THAT INEVITABLY FAILS,
WHEN THAT INEVITABLY FAILS,
PARENTS SOMETIMES HAVE TO
PARENTS SOMETIMES HAVE TO
MIX THINGS UP A LITTLE BIT.
MIX THINGS UP A LITTLE BIT.
THAT MEANS SWINGING.
THAT MEANS SWINGING.
>> SWINGING?
>> SWINGING?
>> YES! YOU SEE,
>> YES! YOU SEE,
I LIKE TO WATCH YOUR MOTHER
I LIKE TO WATCH YOUR MOTHER
BE A HOUSEWIFE TO ANOTHER
BE A HOUSEWIFE TO ANOTHER
FAMILY.
FAMILY.
IT EXCITES ME WHEN I SEE HER
IT EXCITES ME WHEN I SEE HER
BEING DISTANT WITH ANOTHER MAN
BEING DISTANT WITH ANOTHER MAN
AND HIS CHILDREN.
AND HIS CHILDREN.
THEY CALL IT VOYEURISM.
THEY CALL IT VOYEURISM.
>> I DON'T KNOW, DAD.
>> I DON'T KNOW, DAD.
ALL THIS MAKES
ALL THIS MAKES
ME FEEL A LITTLE...
ME FEEL A LITTLE...
>> EXCITED?
>> EXCITED?
>> NO.
>> NO.
>> TIRED?
>> TIRED?
>> NO.
>> NO.
>> SAD?
>> SAD?
>> YEAH.
>> YEAH.
>> OREL, THAT'S OK.
>> OREL, THAT'S OK.
SADNESS IS JUST NATURE'S
SADNESS IS JUST NATURE'S
SPANKINGS.
SPANKINGS.
IT MEANS YOU LEARNED YOUR
IT MEANS YOU LEARNED YOUR
LESSON TWICE AS WELL.
LESSON TWICE AS WELL.
>> OH! HA HA!
>> OH! HA HA!
BUT WHAT DID I LEARN?
BUT WHAT DID I LEARN?
>> WHY, IT'S ELEMENTAL, MY DEAR
>> WHY, IT'S ELEMENTAL, MY DEAR
OREL.
OREL.
MIND YOUR OWN LITTLE BUSINESS!
MIND YOUR OWN LITTLE BUSINESS!
[BOTH LAUGHING]
[BOTH LAUGHING]
>> WHOA!
>> WHOA!
[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]
[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]
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>> HELLO. GOOD-BYE.