Moral Orel (2005–2009): Season 2, Episode 19 - Nature - full transcript
PART 1: Orel and Clay take a father and son hunting trip.
[ FANFARE ]
[ SPANKING ]
>> Orel: OH!
[ SPANKING CONTINUES ]
OH!
>> Clay: I HOPE THAT TEACHES YOU
A LESSON, YOUNG MAN.
>> Orel: IT SURE DOES, DAD.
A LESSON, YOUNG MAN.
>> Orel: IT SURE DOES, DAD.
I'M NEVER GONNA DO THAT WITH
>> Orel: IT SURE DOES, DAD.
I'M NEVER GONNA DO THAT WITH
THOSE IN THERE FOR THAT LONG
I'M NEVER GONNA DO THAT WITH
THOSE IN THERE FOR THAT LONG
EVER AGAIN!
THOSE IN THERE FOR THAT LONG
EVER AGAIN!
>> Clay: GOOD BOY, SON.
EVER AGAIN!
>> Clay: GOOD BOY, SON.
GOOD BOY.
>> Clay: GOOD BOY, SON.
GOOD BOY.
AHH.
GOOD BOY.
AHH.
[ FIRE CRACKLING ]
AHH.
[ FIRE CRACKLING ]
>> Orel: IS THAT IT?
[ FIRE CRACKLING ]
>> Orel: IS THAT IT?
>> Clay: YEP, YOU CAN GO.
>> Orel: IS THAT IT?
>> Clay: YEP, YOU CAN GO.
>> Orel: OH.
>> Clay: YEP, YOU CAN GO.
>> Orel: OH.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA LECTURE ME SOME
>> Orel: OH.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA LECTURE ME SOME
MORE?
YOU'RE NOT GONNA LECTURE ME SOME
MORE?
>> Clay: NAH, I'M GONNA RELAX
MORE?
>> Clay: NAH, I'M GONNA RELAX
FOR A WHILE.
>> Clay: NAH, I'M GONNA RELAX
FOR A WHILE.
>> Orel: GEE.
>> Clay: HMM.
HMM.
OREL, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO
HMM.
OREL, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO
ON A FATHER-AND-SON OUTING
OREL, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO
ON A FATHER-AND-SON OUTING
TOGETHER?
ON A FATHER-AND-SON OUTING
TOGETHER?
>> Orel: FATHER-AND-SON?!
TOGETHER?
>> Orel: FATHER-AND-SON?!
AND HOW!
>> Orel: FATHER-AND-SON?!
AND HOW!
>> Clay: GOOD.
AND HOW!
>> Clay: GOOD.
IT'S ABOUT TIME I TAUGHT YOU HOW
>> Clay: GOOD.
IT'S ABOUT TIME I TAUGHT YOU HOW
TO HUNT.
IT'S ABOUT TIME I TAUGHT YOU HOW
TO HUNT.
>> Orel: HUNT?
TO HUNT.
>> Orel: HUNT?
>> Clay: YEP!
>> Orel: HUNT?
>> Clay: YEP!
MAN HAS BEEN ABLE TO
>> Clay: YEP!
MAN HAS BEEN ABLE TO
ARTIFICIALLY REPLICATE MANY
MAN HAS BEEN ABLE TO
ARTIFICIALLY REPLICATE MANY
THINGS THAT GOD ORIGINALLY
ARTIFICIALLY REPLICATE MANY
THINGS THAT GOD ORIGINALLY
INVENTED, BUT THERE'S ONE THING
THINGS THAT GOD ORIGINALLY
INVENTED, BUT THERE'S ONE THING
WE'LL NEVER BE QUITE ABLE TO
INVENTED, BUT THERE'S ONE THING
WE'LL NEVER BE QUITE ABLE TO
COPY, EVEN WITH ALL OUR
WE'LL NEVER BE QUITE ABLE TO
COPY, EVEN WITH ALL OUR
SCIENTIFIC BEAKERS AND ADVANCED
COPY, EVEN WITH ALL OUR
SCIENTIFIC BEAKERS AND ADVANCED
LABORATORY RATS.
SCIENTIFIC BEAKERS AND ADVANCED
LABORATORY RATS.
>> Orel: WHAT, POPS?
LABORATORY RATS.
>> Orel: WHAT, POPS?
>> Clay: PLAYING GOD!
>> Orel: WHAT, POPS?
>> Clay: PLAYING GOD!
GOD'S GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT!
>> Clay: PLAYING GOD!
GOD'S GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT!
YES, OREL, I THINK IT'S TIME FOR
GOD'S GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT!
YES, OREL, I THINK IT'S TIME FOR
YOU TO EXPERIENCE THE WONDER AND
YES, OREL, I THINK IT'S TIME FOR
YOU TO EXPERIENCE THE WONDER AND
MAJESTY OF SHOOTING A GUN.
YOU TO EXPERIENCE THE WONDER AND
MAJESTY OF SHOOTING A GUN.
>> Orel: WELL, I DON'T MIND
MAJESTY OF SHOOTING A GUN.
>> Orel: WELL, I DON'T MIND
GOING ALONG AND MAYBE JUST
>> Orel: WELL, I DON'T MIND
GOING ALONG AND MAYBE JUST
WATCHING.
GOING ALONG AND MAYBE JUST
WATCHING.
>> Clay: NONSENSE!
WATCHING.
>> Clay: NONSENSE!
NEXT WEEK IS THE BEGINNING OF
>> Clay: NONSENSE!
NEXT WEEK IS THE BEGINNING OF
THE HUNTING SEASON AT THE
NEXT WEEK IS THE BEGINNING OF
THE HUNTING SEASON AT THE
MORALTON NATURE RESERVE.
THE HUNTING SEASON AT THE
MORALTON NATURE RESERVE.
BUDDY, WE ARE GONNA HAVE A REAL
MORALTON NATURE RESERVE.
BUDDY, WE ARE GONNA HAVE A REAL
ADVENTURE!
BUDDY, WE ARE GONNA HAVE A REAL
ADVENTURE!
>> Orel: BUT I'M NOT SURE I CAN
ADVENTURE!
>> Orel: BUT I'M NOT SURE I CAN
KILL AN ANIMAL, DAD.
>> Orel: BUT I'M NOT SURE I CAN
KILL AN ANIMAL, DAD.
>> Clay: SURE, YOU CAN.
KILL AN ANIMAL, DAD.
>> Clay: SURE, YOU CAN.
IT'S EASY -- AS LONG AS YOU GOT
>> Clay: SURE, YOU CAN.
IT'S EASY -- AS LONG AS YOU GOT
ONE OF THESE BABIES.
IT'S EASY -- AS LONG AS YOU GOT
ONE OF THESE BABIES.
>> Orel: [ Echoing ] WOW.
ONE OF THESE BABIES.
>> Orel: [ Echoing ] WOW.
>> Clay: [ CHUCKLES EVILLY ]
>> Orel: [ Echoing ] WOW.
>> Clay: [ CHUCKLES EVILLY ]
>> Orel: I NEVER NOTICED ALL
>> Clay: [ CHUCKLES EVILLY ]
>> Orel: I NEVER NOTICED ALL
THIS BEFORE.
>> Orel: I NEVER NOTICED ALL
THIS BEFORE.
>> Clay: YEAH, THEY SORT OF
THIS BEFORE.
>> Clay: YEAH, THEY SORT OF
BLEND INTO THE WOODWORK.
>> Clay: YEAH, THEY SORT OF
BLEND INTO THE WOODWORK.
FOLLOW ME, KID!
BLEND INTO THE WOODWORK.
FOLLOW ME, KID!
OREL, AS EVERYONE KNOWS, NATURE
FOLLOW ME, KID!
OREL, AS EVERYONE KNOWS, NATURE
IS MAN'S WORST ENEMY.
OREL, AS EVERYONE KNOWS, NATURE
IS MAN'S WORST ENEMY.
THAT'S WHY WE HAD TO CIVILIZE
IS MAN'S WORST ENEMY.
THAT'S WHY WE HAD TO CIVILIZE
OURSELVES AND GET AS FAR AWAY
THAT'S WHY WE HAD TO CIVILIZE
OURSELVES AND GET AS FAR AWAY
FROM HER AS POSSIBLE.
OURSELVES AND GET AS FAR AWAY
FROM HER AS POSSIBLE.
UNFORTUNATELY, ANIMALS ARE STILL
FROM HER AS POSSIBLE.
UNFORTUNATELY, ANIMALS ARE STILL
AT HER VICIOUS MERCY.
UNFORTUNATELY, ANIMALS ARE STILL
AT HER VICIOUS MERCY.
SO...
AT HER VICIOUS MERCY.
SO...
WITH ONE OF THESE HONEYS, WE'RE
SO...
WITH ONE OF THESE HONEYS, WE'RE
MERCIFULLY LETTING ANIMALS TAKE
WITH ONE OF THESE HONEYS, WE'RE
MERCIFULLY LETTING ANIMALS TAKE
WHAT WE LIKE TO CALL "NATURE'S
MERCIFULLY LETTING ANIMALS TAKE
WHAT WE LIKE TO CALL "NATURE'S
SHORTCUT" AND KILL THEM FAST SO
WHAT WE LIKE TO CALL "NATURE'S
SHORTCUT" AND KILL THEM FAST SO
THEY WON'T HAVE TO LIVE IN FEAR.
SHORTCUT" AND KILL THEM FAST SO
THEY WON'T HAVE TO LIVE IN FEAR.
OH. WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
THEY WON'T HAVE TO LIVE IN FEAR.
OH. WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
>> Orel: IT LOOKS LIKE A PISTOL.
OH. WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
>> Orel: IT LOOKS LIKE A PISTOL.
>> Clay: IT'S NOT JUST A PISTOL,
>> Orel: IT LOOKS LIKE A PISTOL.
>> Clay: IT'S NOT JUST A PISTOL,
MY YOUNG MAN.
>> Clay: IT'S NOT JUST A PISTOL,
MY YOUNG MAN.
IT'S A LUCKY PISTOL AND YOUR
MY YOUNG MAN.
IT'S A LUCKY PISTOL AND YOUR
BIRTHRIGHT.
IT'S A LUCKY PISTOL AND YOUR
BIRTHRIGHT.
WHY, OLD GUNNY HERE USED TO BE
BIRTHRIGHT.
WHY, OLD GUNNY HERE USED TO BE
MY FATHER'S, THEN MINE.
WHY, OLD GUNNY HERE USED TO BE
MY FATHER'S, THEN MINE.
FOR YEARS, IT'S BEEN A GRAND
MY FATHER'S, THEN MINE.
FOR YEARS, IT'S BEEN A GRAND
PUPPINGTON TRADITION THAT THE
FOR YEARS, IT'S BEEN A GRAND
PUPPINGTON TRADITION THAT THE
HEAD OF THE HOUSEHOLD WOULD HAND
PUPPINGTON TRADITION THAT THE
HEAD OF THE HOUSEHOLD WOULD HAND
OFF OLD GUNNY...
HEAD OF THE HOUSEHOLD WOULD HAND
OFF OLD GUNNY...
TO HIS FIRSTBORN SON.
EH, HERE -- WHY DON'T YOU TRY
THIS ONE INSTEAD?
>> Orel: OH.
THIS ONE INSTEAD?
>> Orel: OH.
I'M ALL PACKED, DAD!
>> Orel: OH.
I'M ALL PACKED, DAD!
>> Clay: NO NEED, KIDDO.
I'M ALL PACKED, DAD!
>> Clay: NO NEED, KIDDO.
I'VE GOT EVERYTHING COVERED.
>> Clay: NO NEED, KIDDO.
I'VE GOT EVERYTHING COVERED.
ALL YOU HAVE TO BRING IS YOUR
I'VE GOT EVERYTHING COVERED.
ALL YOU HAVE TO BRING IS YOUR
TRIGGER FINGER AND THE TRIGGER.
ALL YOU HAVE TO BRING IS YOUR
TRIGGER FINGER AND THE TRIGGER.
AND THE GUN.
TRIGGER FINGER AND THE TRIGGER.
AND THE GUN.
>> Orel: OH, WELL, I JUST HAVE
AND THE GUN.
>> Orel: OH, WELL, I JUST HAVE
THIS LITTLE SACK.
>> Orel: OH, WELL, I JUST HAVE
THIS LITTLE SACK.
>> Clay: LITTLE?
THIS LITTLE SACK.
>> Clay: LITTLE?
JUST HOW MANY DRESSES ARE YOU
>> Clay: LITTLE?
JUST HOW MANY DRESSES ARE YOU
PLANNING TO WEAR OUT THERE?
JUST HOW MANY DRESSES ARE YOU
PLANNING TO WEAR OUT THERE?
>> Orel: HUH?
PLANNING TO WEAR OUT THERE?
>> Orel: HUH?
>> Clay: WE'RE MEN, OREL, AND
>> Orel: HUH?
>> Clay: WE'RE MEN, OREL, AND
MEN ONLY BRING WHAT THEY NEED.
>> Clay: WE'RE MEN, OREL, AND
MEN ONLY BRING WHAT THEY NEED.
OKAY, DON'T NEED THIS...
MEN ONLY BRING WHAT THEY NEED.
OKAY, DON'T NEED THIS...
OR THIS...
OKAY, DON'T NEED THIS...
OR THIS...
OR DEFINITELY THIS.
OR THIS...
OR DEFINITELY THIS.
>> Orel: BUT --
OR DEFINITELY THIS.
>> Orel: BUT --
>> Clay: NOW, WHAT'S THIS?
>> Orel: BUT --
>> Clay: NOW, WHAT'S THIS?
>> Orel: OH, THAT'S MY FAVORITE
>> Clay: NOW, WHAT'S THIS?
>> Orel: OH, THAT'S MY FAVORITE
LUCKY SHIRT!
>> Orel: OH, THAT'S MY FAVORITE
LUCKY SHIRT!
>> Clay: FAVORITE?
LUCKY SHIRT!
>> Clay: FAVORITE?
>> Orel: YEAH!
>> Clay: FAVORITE?
>> Orel: YEAH!
OF ALL MY LUCKY SHIRTS, THIS
>> Orel: YEAH!
OF ALL MY LUCKY SHIRTS, THIS
ONE'S THE CLOSEST TO MY HEART.
OF ALL MY LUCKY SHIRTS, THIS
ONE'S THE CLOSEST TO MY HEART.
IT'S THE ONE I WAS WEARING WHEN
ONE'S THE CLOSEST TO MY HEART.
IT'S THE ONE I WAS WEARING WHEN
I REALIZED THAT GOD DOESN'T LOVE
IT'S THE ONE I WAS WEARING WHEN
I REALIZED THAT GOD DOESN'T LOVE
JUST ME BUT MY WHOLE FAMILY AS
I REALIZED THAT GOD DOESN'T LOVE
JUST ME BUT MY WHOLE FAMILY AS
MUCH AS ME.
JUST ME BUT MY WHOLE FAMILY AS
MUCH AS ME.
>> Clay: ALL RIGHT, JUST TRY TO
MUCH AS ME.
>> Clay: ALL RIGHT, JUST TRY TO
KEEP IT OUT OF THE WAY.
>> Clay: ALL RIGHT, JUST TRY TO
KEEP IT OUT OF THE WAY.
[ BIRD SQUAWKING ]
>> WE RETURN TO ANOTHER
WONDERFULLY INSPIRATIONAL REPEAT
OF THE LINK McMISSIN SHOW.
WONDERFULLY INSPIRATIONAL REPEAT
OF THE LINK McMISSIN SHOW.
>> ANY RATIONAL MIND WOULD KNOW
OF THE LINK McMISSIN SHOW.
>> ANY RATIONAL MIND WOULD KNOW
THAT GOD PLANTED DINOSAUR BONES
>> ANY RATIONAL MIND WOULD KNOW
THAT GOD PLANTED DINOSAUR BONES
IN THE EARTH IN ORDER TO GROW
THAT GOD PLANTED DINOSAUR BONES
IN THE EARTH IN ORDER TO GROW
DINOSAURS.
IN THE EARTH IN ORDER TO GROW
DINOSAURS.
[ BIRD SQUAWKING ]
>> Clay: AHH. THAT'LL DO IT.
[ LIQUID SLOSHING, ICE CUBES
CLINKING ]
[ LIQUID SLOSHING, ICE CUBES
CLINKING ]
AHH.
CLINKING ]
AHH.
AHH!
AHH.
AHH!
THIS IS THE LIFE, KID -- OUT IN
AHH!
THIS IS THE LIFE, KID -- OUT IN
THE FRESH AIR, NO ONE TELLING
THIS IS THE LIFE, KID -- OUT IN
THE FRESH AIR, NO ONE TELLING
YOU WHAT TO DO OR HOW HER DAY
THE FRESH AIR, NO ONE TELLING
YOU WHAT TO DO OR HOW HER DAY
WAS, AWAY FROM THE HUSTLE AND
YOU WHAT TO DO OR HOW HER DAY
WAS, AWAY FROM THE HUSTLE AND
BUSTLE OF NAGGING.
WAS, AWAY FROM THE HUSTLE AND
BUSTLE OF NAGGING.
>> Orel: YEAH.
BUSTLE OF NAGGING.
>> Orel: YEAH.
>> Clay: AHH.
>> Orel: YEAH.
>> Clay: AHH.
LET'S HUNT!
>> Clay: AHH.
LET'S HUNT!
MAYBE I'LL EVEN LET YOU USE MY
LET'S HUNT!
MAYBE I'LL EVEN LET YOU USE MY
LUCKY RIFLE.
>> Orel: [ GIGGLING ]
>> Clay: [ GROANS ]
>> Orel: WHOOPS.
[ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE ]
>> Clay: OH, COME ON.
AHH!
[ MUTTERING ]
AHH!
[ MUTTERING ]
>> Orel: [ GIGGLING ]
[ MUTTERING ]
>> Orel: [ GIGGLING ]
>> Clay: [ GROANS ]
>> Orel: [ GIGGLING ]
>> Clay: [ GROANS ]
>> Orel: WHOA!
>> Clay: [ GROANS ]
>> Orel: WHOA!
>> Clay: SON OF A...
>> Orel: WHOA!
>> Clay: SON OF A...
>> Orel: WHY DID YOU PULL ME
>> Clay: SON OF A...
>> Orel: WHY DID YOU PULL ME
AWAY FROM HER, DAD?
>> Orel: WHY DID YOU PULL ME
AWAY FROM HER, DAD?
>> Clay: NEVER FRATERNIZE WITH
AWAY FROM HER, DAD?
>> Clay: NEVER FRATERNIZE WITH
THE ENEMY!
>> Clay: NEVER FRATERNIZE WITH
THE ENEMY!
>> Orel: AW, SHE'S SO CUTE!
THE ENEMY!
>> Orel: AW, SHE'S SO CUTE!
>> Clay: OKAY, FOR THE LOVE OF
>> Orel: AW, SHE'S SO CUTE!
>> Clay: OKAY, FOR THE LOVE OF
GOD, OREL, GET THAT POOR,
>> Clay: OKAY, FOR THE LOVE OF
GOD, OREL, GET THAT POOR,
WRETCHED CREATURE IN YOUR SIGHTS
GOD, OREL, GET THAT POOR,
WRETCHED CREATURE IN YOUR SIGHTS
AND PUT IT OUT OF ITS MISERY.
WRETCHED CREATURE IN YOUR SIGHTS
AND PUT IT OUT OF ITS MISERY.
>> Orel: GOSH, SHE LOOKED PRETTY
AND PUT IT OUT OF ITS MISERY.
>> Orel: GOSH, SHE LOOKED PRETTY
HAPPY TO ME.
>> Orel: GOSH, SHE LOOKED PRETTY
HAPPY TO ME.
>> Clay: HAPPY?!
HAPPY TO ME.
>> Clay: HAPPY?!
HAPPY?!
>> Clay: HAPPY?!
HAPPY?!
OREL, THAT THING IS EATING
HAPPY?!
OREL, THAT THING IS EATING
GRASS!
OREL, THAT THING IS EATING
GRASS!
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT GRASS IS
GRASS!
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT GRASS IS
NATURE'S CARPETING!
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT GRASS IS
NATURE'S CARPETING!
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT IT.
NATURE'S CARPETING!
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT IT.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO JUDGE YOUR
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT IT.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO JUDGE YOUR
NEIGHBORS BY HOW NEAT IT LOOKS
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO JUDGE YOUR
NEIGHBORS BY HOW NEAT IT LOOKS
OUTSIDE THEIR HOMES!
NEIGHBORS BY HOW NEAT IT LOOKS
OUTSIDE THEIR HOMES!
>> Orel: BUT IT'S SO PEACEFUL.
OUTSIDE THEIR HOMES!
>> Orel: BUT IT'S SO PEACEFUL.
>> Clay: GET OUT OF THE WAY!
>> Orel: BUT IT'S SO PEACEFUL.
>> Clay: GET OUT OF THE WAY!
[ GUNSHOT ]
>> Clay: GET OUT OF THE WAY!
[ GUNSHOT ]
>> Orel: DAD!
[ GUNSHOT ]
>> Orel: DAD!
>> Clay: GOT HER! HA HA!
>> Orel: DAD!
>> Clay: GOT HER! HA HA!
I WIN!
>> Clay: GOT HER! HA HA!
I WIN!
AND YOU LOSE.
I WIN!
AND YOU LOSE.
[ DOG BARKING ]
AND YOU LOSE.
[ DOG BARKING ]
HEY, THEY JUST KEEP ON COMING!
[ DOG BARKING ]
HEY, THEY JUST KEEP ON COMING!
>> Orel: W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
HEY, THEY JUST KEEP ON COMING!
>> Orel: W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
>> Clay: WHY, I'M GONNA SHOOT
>> Orel: W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
>> Clay: WHY, I'M GONNA SHOOT
THAT RABBIT, OF COURSE.
>> Clay: WHY, I'M GONNA SHOOT
THAT RABBIT, OF COURSE.
>> Orel: DAD, THAT'S NOT A
THAT RABBIT, OF COURSE.
>> Orel: DAD, THAT'S NOT A
RABBIT.
>> Orel: DAD, THAT'S NOT A
RABBIT.
IT'S SOMEONE'S HUNTING DOG.
RABBIT.
IT'S SOMEONE'S HUNTING DOG.
>> Clay: OREL, HUNTING DOGS ARE
IT'S SOMEONE'S HUNTING DOG.
>> Clay: OREL, HUNTING DOGS ARE
JUST...
>> Clay: OREL, HUNTING DOGS ARE
JUST...
NATURE'S RABBITS.
JUST...
NATURE'S RABBITS.
HEY!
NATURE'S RABBITS.
HEY!
>> HEY!
HEY!
>> HEY!
>> Clay: ECHO.
>> HEY!
>> Clay: ECHO.
>> [ Crying ] THAT'S MY DOG!!
>> Clay: ECHO.
>> [ Crying ] THAT'S MY DOG!!
>> Clay: LET'S LOOK FOR OTHER
>> [ Crying ] THAT'S MY DOG!!
>> Clay: LET'S LOOK FOR OTHER
RABBITS THIS WAY REALLY FAST.
OOH.
>> Orel: DAD?
I'M HUNGRY.
>> Orel: DAD?
I'M HUNGRY.
>> Clay: THIS IS ALL WE GOT,
I'M HUNGRY.
>> Clay: THIS IS ALL WE GOT,
SON -- WHAT I KILLED AND YOU
>> Clay: THIS IS ALL WE GOT,
SON -- WHAT I KILLED AND YOU
DIDN'T.
SON -- WHAT I KILLED AND YOU
DIDN'T.
YOU REALLY WANT SOME OF WHAT YOU
DIDN'T.
YOU REALLY WANT SOME OF WHAT YOU
DIDN'T KILL?
YOU REALLY WANT SOME OF WHAT YOU
DIDN'T KILL?
I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S FAIR, BUT
DIDN'T KILL?
I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S FAIR, BUT
IF YOU'RE REALLY HUNGRY...
I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S FAIR, BUT
IF YOU'RE REALLY HUNGRY...
COME ON, COME ON.
IF YOU'RE REALLY HUNGRY...
COME ON, COME ON.
>> Orel: YOU DIDN'T BRING ANY
COME ON, COME ON.
>> Orel: YOU DIDN'T BRING ANY
OTHER FOOD?
>> Orel: YOU DIDN'T BRING ANY
OTHER FOOD?
>> Clay: OREL, WE'RE ABSOLUTELY
OTHER FOOD?
>> Clay: OREL, WE'RE ABSOLUTELY
SURROUNDED BY FOOD THAT WALKS
>> Clay: OREL, WE'RE ABSOLUTELY
SURROUNDED BY FOOD THAT WALKS
RIGHT UP TO US, BEGGING TO BE
SURROUNDED BY FOOD THAT WALKS
RIGHT UP TO US, BEGGING TO BE
EATEN!
RIGHT UP TO US, BEGGING TO BE
EATEN!
WHY WOULD I LUG AROUND SOME
EATEN!
WHY WOULD I LUG AROUND SOME
LAZY, LEGLESS FOOD?
WHY WOULD I LUG AROUND SOME
LAZY, LEGLESS FOOD?
>> Orel: OKAY.
LAZY, LEGLESS FOOD?
>> Orel: OKAY.
WELL, I-I GUESS I BETTER TRY TO
>> Orel: OKAY.
WELL, I-I GUESS I BETTER TRY TO
KILL SOMETHING.
WELL, I-I GUESS I BETTER TRY TO
KILL SOMETHING.
>> Clay: GOOD SOY, BUN.
KILL SOMETHING.
>> Clay: GOOD SOY, BUN.
GOOD SOY.
>> Clay: GOOD SOY, BUN.
GOOD SOY.
WATCH OUT, ANIMALS.
GOOD SOY.
WATCH OUT, ANIMALS.
HERE WE COME!
WATCH OUT, ANIMALS.
HERE WE COME!
[ IMITATING GUNSHOT ]
HERE WE COME!
[ IMITATING GUNSHOT ]
>> Orel: UHH...
[ IMITATING GUNSHOT ]
>> Orel: UHH...
ON SECOND THOUGHT, MAYBE WE
>> Orel: UHH...
ON SECOND THOUGHT, MAYBE WE
SHOULD CALL IT A DAY.
ON SECOND THOUGHT, MAYBE WE
SHOULD CALL IT A DAY.
>> Clay: I THOUGHT SO.
SHOULD CALL IT A DAY.
>> Clay: I THOUGHT SO.
>> Orel: W-WELL, I THINK YOU
>> Clay: I THOUGHT SO.
>> Orel: W-WELL, I THINK YOU
MIGHT BE...
>> Orel: W-WELL, I THINK YOU
MIGHT BE...
TOO DRUNK...
>> Clay: LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING, OREL.
DRUNK...
SOMETHING, OREL.
DRUNK...
IS...
DRUNK...
IS...
NATURE.
IS...
NATURE.
>> Orel: I'M NOT REALLY
NATURE.
>> Orel: I'M NOT REALLY
COMFORTABLE HUNTING WITH YOU
>> Orel: I'M NOT REALLY
COMFORTABLE HUNTING WITH YOU
RIGHT NOW.
COMFORTABLE HUNTING WITH YOU
RIGHT NOW.
>> Clay: YOU'RE NOT COMFORTABLE
RIGHT NOW.
>> Clay: YOU'RE NOT COMFORTABLE
HUNTING WITH ME?!
>> Clay: YOU'RE NOT COMFORTABLE
HUNTING WITH ME?!
[ LAUGHS ]
HUNTING WITH ME?!
[ LAUGHS ]
HAVE YOU EVER TRIED HUNTING WITH
[ LAUGHS ]
HAVE YOU EVER TRIED HUNTING WITH
YOU?
HAVE YOU EVER TRIED HUNTING WITH
YOU?
[ LIQUID SLOSHING, ICE CUBES
YOU?
[ LIQUID SLOSHING, ICE CUBES
CLINKING ]
AHH.
I GOT TO TELL YOU, OREL...
YOUR CUP IS ALWAYS HALF EMPTY.
I GOT TO TELL YOU, OREL...
YOUR CUP IS ALWAYS HALF EMPTY.
NOW, LOOK AT ME.
YOUR CUP IS ALWAYS HALF EMPTY.
NOW, LOOK AT ME.
YOU SHOULD BE MORE LIKE YOUR OLD
NOW, LOOK AT ME.
YOU SHOULD BE MORE LIKE YOUR OLD
MAN AND LOOK ON THE BLIGHT SIDE
YOU SHOULD BE MORE LIKE YOUR OLD
MAN AND LOOK ON THE BLIGHT SIDE
OF LIFE.
MAN AND LOOK ON THE BLIGHT SIDE
OF LIFE.
>> Orel: BLIGHT?
OF LIFE.
>> Orel: BLIGHT?
>> Clay: I DIDN'T SAY, "BRIGHT,"
>> Orel: BLIGHT?
>> Clay: I DIDN'T SAY, "BRIGHT,"
I SAID, "BLIGHT."
>> Clay: I DIDN'T SAY, "BRIGHT,"
I SAID, "BLIGHT."
MY LIFE IS SUNNY AND BLIGHT.
I SAID, "BLIGHT."
MY LIFE IS SUNNY AND BLIGHT.
"BRIGHT" MEANS THE OPPOSITE.
MY LIFE IS SUNNY AND BLIGHT.
"BRIGHT" MEANS THE OPPOSITE.
IT MEANS "SUDDEN, WITHERING
"BRIGHT" MEANS THE OPPOSITE.
IT MEANS "SUDDEN, WITHERING
DEATH."
IT MEANS "SUDDEN, WITHERING
DEATH."
AND THAT'S...
DEATH."
AND THAT'S...
NOT...
AND THAT'S...
NOT...
OH, WHO AM I KIDDING?
NOT...
OH, WHO AM I KIDDING?
MY LIFE IS FULL OF BRIGHT.
OH, WHO AM I KIDDING?
MY LIFE IS FULL OF BRIGHT.
>> Orel: YOU MEAN BLIGHT?
MY LIFE IS FULL OF BRIGHT.
>> Orel: YOU MEAN BLIGHT?
>> Clay: OH, GOD.
>> Orel: YOU MEAN BLIGHT?
>> Clay: OH, GOD.
>> Orel: WHAT'S THE MATTER?
>> Clay: OH, GOD.
>> Orel: WHAT'S THE MATTER?
>> Clay: I HATE MYSELF.
WHY DO YOU QUIT WORKING ON ME?!
SHE ALWAYS FOOLS ME, OREL.
"I'LL MAKE THINGS BETTER, DEAR!
SHE ALWAYS FOOLS ME, OREL.
"I'LL MAKE THINGS BETTER, DEAR!
DRINK ME! PUT ME INSIDE YOU!
"I'LL MAKE THINGS BETTER, DEAR!
DRINK ME! PUT ME INSIDE YOU!
I'M GREAT!"
DRINK ME! PUT ME INSIDE YOU!
I'M GREAT!"
AND SHE CHOKES ME, JUST LIKE
I'M GREAT!"
AND SHE CHOKES ME, JUST LIKE
EVERY OTHER WHORE OUT THERE!
AND SHE CHOKES ME, JUST LIKE
EVERY OTHER WHORE OUT THERE!
THEY'RE ALL WORTHLESS, KID --
EVERY OTHER WHORE OUT THERE!
THEY'RE ALL WORTHLESS, KID --
EVERY WOMAN!
THEY'RE ALL WORTHLESS, KID --
EVERY WOMAN!
DON'T LET THEM GET YOU!
EVERY WOMAN!
DON'T LET THEM GET YOU!
ALL OF THEM WANT TO GET YOU!
DON'T LET THEM GET YOU!
ALL OF THEM WANT TO GET YOU!
THEY JUST GRAB YOU AND PULL YOU
ALL OF THEM WANT TO GET YOU!
THEY JUST GRAB YOU AND PULL YOU
INTO 'EM, AND YOU'RE FORCED TO
THEY JUST GRAB YOU AND PULL YOU
INTO 'EM, AND YOU'RE FORCED TO
STAY IN AND PULL OUT, STAY IN,
INTO 'EM, AND YOU'RE FORCED TO
STAY IN AND PULL OUT, STAY IN,
PULL OUT, AND THEN THEY GOT YOU,
STAY IN AND PULL OUT, STAY IN,
PULL OUT, AND THEN THEY GOT YOU,
AND THEY GRIP YOU BY THE
PULL OUT, AND THEN THEY GOT YOU,
AND THEY GRIP YOU BY THE
RIGHT-WHERE-IT-COUNTS, AND THEN
AND THEY GRIP YOU BY THE
RIGHT-WHERE-IT-COUNTS, AND THEN
THEY START SQUEEZING THINGS OUT,
RIGHT-WHERE-IT-COUNTS, AND THEN
THEY START SQUEEZING THINGS OUT,
THINGS THAT ARE LIKE WEIGHTS ARE
THEY START SQUEEZING THINGS OUT,
THINGS THAT ARE LIKE WEIGHTS ARE
ON YOUR HEAD!
THINGS THAT ARE LIKE WEIGHTS ARE
ON YOUR HEAD!
YOU'RE STUCK THERE FOR THE REST
ON YOUR HEAD!
YOU'RE STUCK THERE FOR THE REST
OF YOUR LIFE WITH NOWHERE TO GO
YOU'RE STUCK THERE FOR THE REST
OF YOUR LIFE WITH NOWHERE TO GO
AND NO ONE TO BE!
OF YOUR LIFE WITH NOWHERE TO GO
AND NO ONE TO BE!
[ SOBBING AND SCREAMING ]
>> Orel: DAD!
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
[ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ]
[ SPANKING ]
>> Orel: OH!
[ SPANKING CONTINUES ]
OH!
>> Clay: I HOPE THAT TEACHES YOU
A LESSON, YOUNG MAN.
>> Orel: IT SURE DOES, DAD.
A LESSON, YOUNG MAN.
>> Orel: IT SURE DOES, DAD.
I'M NEVER GONNA DO THAT WITH
>> Orel: IT SURE DOES, DAD.
I'M NEVER GONNA DO THAT WITH
THOSE IN THERE FOR THAT LONG
I'M NEVER GONNA DO THAT WITH
THOSE IN THERE FOR THAT LONG
EVER AGAIN!
THOSE IN THERE FOR THAT LONG
EVER AGAIN!
>> Clay: GOOD BOY, SON.
EVER AGAIN!
>> Clay: GOOD BOY, SON.
GOOD BOY.
>> Clay: GOOD BOY, SON.
GOOD BOY.
AHH.
GOOD BOY.
AHH.
[ FIRE CRACKLING ]
AHH.
[ FIRE CRACKLING ]
>> Orel: IS THAT IT?
[ FIRE CRACKLING ]
>> Orel: IS THAT IT?
>> Clay: YEP, YOU CAN GO.
>> Orel: IS THAT IT?
>> Clay: YEP, YOU CAN GO.
>> Orel: OH.
>> Clay: YEP, YOU CAN GO.
>> Orel: OH.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA LECTURE ME SOME
>> Orel: OH.
YOU'RE NOT GONNA LECTURE ME SOME
MORE?
YOU'RE NOT GONNA LECTURE ME SOME
MORE?
>> Clay: NAH, I'M GONNA RELAX
MORE?
>> Clay: NAH, I'M GONNA RELAX
FOR A WHILE.
>> Clay: NAH, I'M GONNA RELAX
FOR A WHILE.
>> Orel: GEE.
>> Clay: HMM.
HMM.
OREL, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO
HMM.
OREL, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO
ON A FATHER-AND-SON OUTING
OREL, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO GO
ON A FATHER-AND-SON OUTING
TOGETHER?
ON A FATHER-AND-SON OUTING
TOGETHER?
>> Orel: FATHER-AND-SON?!
TOGETHER?
>> Orel: FATHER-AND-SON?!
AND HOW!
>> Orel: FATHER-AND-SON?!
AND HOW!
>> Clay: GOOD.
AND HOW!
>> Clay: GOOD.
IT'S ABOUT TIME I TAUGHT YOU HOW
>> Clay: GOOD.
IT'S ABOUT TIME I TAUGHT YOU HOW
TO HUNT.
IT'S ABOUT TIME I TAUGHT YOU HOW
TO HUNT.
>> Orel: HUNT?
TO HUNT.
>> Orel: HUNT?
>> Clay: YEP!
>> Orel: HUNT?
>> Clay: YEP!
MAN HAS BEEN ABLE TO
>> Clay: YEP!
MAN HAS BEEN ABLE TO
ARTIFICIALLY REPLICATE MANY
MAN HAS BEEN ABLE TO
ARTIFICIALLY REPLICATE MANY
THINGS THAT GOD ORIGINALLY
ARTIFICIALLY REPLICATE MANY
THINGS THAT GOD ORIGINALLY
INVENTED, BUT THERE'S ONE THING
THINGS THAT GOD ORIGINALLY
INVENTED, BUT THERE'S ONE THING
WE'LL NEVER BE QUITE ABLE TO
INVENTED, BUT THERE'S ONE THING
WE'LL NEVER BE QUITE ABLE TO
COPY, EVEN WITH ALL OUR
WE'LL NEVER BE QUITE ABLE TO
COPY, EVEN WITH ALL OUR
SCIENTIFIC BEAKERS AND ADVANCED
COPY, EVEN WITH ALL OUR
SCIENTIFIC BEAKERS AND ADVANCED
LABORATORY RATS.
SCIENTIFIC BEAKERS AND ADVANCED
LABORATORY RATS.
>> Orel: WHAT, POPS?
LABORATORY RATS.
>> Orel: WHAT, POPS?
>> Clay: PLAYING GOD!
>> Orel: WHAT, POPS?
>> Clay: PLAYING GOD!
GOD'S GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT!
>> Clay: PLAYING GOD!
GOD'S GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT!
YES, OREL, I THINK IT'S TIME FOR
GOD'S GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT!
YES, OREL, I THINK IT'S TIME FOR
YOU TO EXPERIENCE THE WONDER AND
YES, OREL, I THINK IT'S TIME FOR
YOU TO EXPERIENCE THE WONDER AND
MAJESTY OF SHOOTING A GUN.
YOU TO EXPERIENCE THE WONDER AND
MAJESTY OF SHOOTING A GUN.
>> Orel: WELL, I DON'T MIND
MAJESTY OF SHOOTING A GUN.
>> Orel: WELL, I DON'T MIND
GOING ALONG AND MAYBE JUST
>> Orel: WELL, I DON'T MIND
GOING ALONG AND MAYBE JUST
WATCHING.
GOING ALONG AND MAYBE JUST
WATCHING.
>> Clay: NONSENSE!
WATCHING.
>> Clay: NONSENSE!
NEXT WEEK IS THE BEGINNING OF
>> Clay: NONSENSE!
NEXT WEEK IS THE BEGINNING OF
THE HUNTING SEASON AT THE
NEXT WEEK IS THE BEGINNING OF
THE HUNTING SEASON AT THE
MORALTON NATURE RESERVE.
THE HUNTING SEASON AT THE
MORALTON NATURE RESERVE.
BUDDY, WE ARE GONNA HAVE A REAL
MORALTON NATURE RESERVE.
BUDDY, WE ARE GONNA HAVE A REAL
ADVENTURE!
BUDDY, WE ARE GONNA HAVE A REAL
ADVENTURE!
>> Orel: BUT I'M NOT SURE I CAN
ADVENTURE!
>> Orel: BUT I'M NOT SURE I CAN
KILL AN ANIMAL, DAD.
>> Orel: BUT I'M NOT SURE I CAN
KILL AN ANIMAL, DAD.
>> Clay: SURE, YOU CAN.
KILL AN ANIMAL, DAD.
>> Clay: SURE, YOU CAN.
IT'S EASY -- AS LONG AS YOU GOT
>> Clay: SURE, YOU CAN.
IT'S EASY -- AS LONG AS YOU GOT
ONE OF THESE BABIES.
IT'S EASY -- AS LONG AS YOU GOT
ONE OF THESE BABIES.
>> Orel: [ Echoing ] WOW.
ONE OF THESE BABIES.
>> Orel: [ Echoing ] WOW.
>> Clay: [ CHUCKLES EVILLY ]
>> Orel: [ Echoing ] WOW.
>> Clay: [ CHUCKLES EVILLY ]
>> Orel: I NEVER NOTICED ALL
>> Clay: [ CHUCKLES EVILLY ]
>> Orel: I NEVER NOTICED ALL
THIS BEFORE.
>> Orel: I NEVER NOTICED ALL
THIS BEFORE.
>> Clay: YEAH, THEY SORT OF
THIS BEFORE.
>> Clay: YEAH, THEY SORT OF
BLEND INTO THE WOODWORK.
>> Clay: YEAH, THEY SORT OF
BLEND INTO THE WOODWORK.
FOLLOW ME, KID!
BLEND INTO THE WOODWORK.
FOLLOW ME, KID!
OREL, AS EVERYONE KNOWS, NATURE
FOLLOW ME, KID!
OREL, AS EVERYONE KNOWS, NATURE
IS MAN'S WORST ENEMY.
OREL, AS EVERYONE KNOWS, NATURE
IS MAN'S WORST ENEMY.
THAT'S WHY WE HAD TO CIVILIZE
IS MAN'S WORST ENEMY.
THAT'S WHY WE HAD TO CIVILIZE
OURSELVES AND GET AS FAR AWAY
THAT'S WHY WE HAD TO CIVILIZE
OURSELVES AND GET AS FAR AWAY
FROM HER AS POSSIBLE.
OURSELVES AND GET AS FAR AWAY
FROM HER AS POSSIBLE.
UNFORTUNATELY, ANIMALS ARE STILL
FROM HER AS POSSIBLE.
UNFORTUNATELY, ANIMALS ARE STILL
AT HER VICIOUS MERCY.
UNFORTUNATELY, ANIMALS ARE STILL
AT HER VICIOUS MERCY.
SO...
AT HER VICIOUS MERCY.
SO...
WITH ONE OF THESE HONEYS, WE'RE
SO...
WITH ONE OF THESE HONEYS, WE'RE
MERCIFULLY LETTING ANIMALS TAKE
WITH ONE OF THESE HONEYS, WE'RE
MERCIFULLY LETTING ANIMALS TAKE
WHAT WE LIKE TO CALL "NATURE'S
MERCIFULLY LETTING ANIMALS TAKE
WHAT WE LIKE TO CALL "NATURE'S
SHORTCUT" AND KILL THEM FAST SO
WHAT WE LIKE TO CALL "NATURE'S
SHORTCUT" AND KILL THEM FAST SO
THEY WON'T HAVE TO LIVE IN FEAR.
SHORTCUT" AND KILL THEM FAST SO
THEY WON'T HAVE TO LIVE IN FEAR.
OH. WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
THEY WON'T HAVE TO LIVE IN FEAR.
OH. WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
>> Orel: IT LOOKS LIKE A PISTOL.
OH. WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
>> Orel: IT LOOKS LIKE A PISTOL.
>> Clay: IT'S NOT JUST A PISTOL,
>> Orel: IT LOOKS LIKE A PISTOL.
>> Clay: IT'S NOT JUST A PISTOL,
MY YOUNG MAN.
>> Clay: IT'S NOT JUST A PISTOL,
MY YOUNG MAN.
IT'S A LUCKY PISTOL AND YOUR
MY YOUNG MAN.
IT'S A LUCKY PISTOL AND YOUR
BIRTHRIGHT.
IT'S A LUCKY PISTOL AND YOUR
BIRTHRIGHT.
WHY, OLD GUNNY HERE USED TO BE
BIRTHRIGHT.
WHY, OLD GUNNY HERE USED TO BE
MY FATHER'S, THEN MINE.
WHY, OLD GUNNY HERE USED TO BE
MY FATHER'S, THEN MINE.
FOR YEARS, IT'S BEEN A GRAND
MY FATHER'S, THEN MINE.
FOR YEARS, IT'S BEEN A GRAND
PUPPINGTON TRADITION THAT THE
FOR YEARS, IT'S BEEN A GRAND
PUPPINGTON TRADITION THAT THE
HEAD OF THE HOUSEHOLD WOULD HAND
PUPPINGTON TRADITION THAT THE
HEAD OF THE HOUSEHOLD WOULD HAND
OFF OLD GUNNY...
HEAD OF THE HOUSEHOLD WOULD HAND
OFF OLD GUNNY...
TO HIS FIRSTBORN SON.
EH, HERE -- WHY DON'T YOU TRY
THIS ONE INSTEAD?
>> Orel: OH.
THIS ONE INSTEAD?
>> Orel: OH.
I'M ALL PACKED, DAD!
>> Orel: OH.
I'M ALL PACKED, DAD!
>> Clay: NO NEED, KIDDO.
I'M ALL PACKED, DAD!
>> Clay: NO NEED, KIDDO.
I'VE GOT EVERYTHING COVERED.
>> Clay: NO NEED, KIDDO.
I'VE GOT EVERYTHING COVERED.
ALL YOU HAVE TO BRING IS YOUR
I'VE GOT EVERYTHING COVERED.
ALL YOU HAVE TO BRING IS YOUR
TRIGGER FINGER AND THE TRIGGER.
ALL YOU HAVE TO BRING IS YOUR
TRIGGER FINGER AND THE TRIGGER.
AND THE GUN.
TRIGGER FINGER AND THE TRIGGER.
AND THE GUN.
>> Orel: OH, WELL, I JUST HAVE
AND THE GUN.
>> Orel: OH, WELL, I JUST HAVE
THIS LITTLE SACK.
>> Orel: OH, WELL, I JUST HAVE
THIS LITTLE SACK.
>> Clay: LITTLE?
THIS LITTLE SACK.
>> Clay: LITTLE?
JUST HOW MANY DRESSES ARE YOU
>> Clay: LITTLE?
JUST HOW MANY DRESSES ARE YOU
PLANNING TO WEAR OUT THERE?
JUST HOW MANY DRESSES ARE YOU
PLANNING TO WEAR OUT THERE?
>> Orel: HUH?
PLANNING TO WEAR OUT THERE?
>> Orel: HUH?
>> Clay: WE'RE MEN, OREL, AND
>> Orel: HUH?
>> Clay: WE'RE MEN, OREL, AND
MEN ONLY BRING WHAT THEY NEED.
>> Clay: WE'RE MEN, OREL, AND
MEN ONLY BRING WHAT THEY NEED.
OKAY, DON'T NEED THIS...
MEN ONLY BRING WHAT THEY NEED.
OKAY, DON'T NEED THIS...
OR THIS...
OKAY, DON'T NEED THIS...
OR THIS...
OR DEFINITELY THIS.
OR THIS...
OR DEFINITELY THIS.
>> Orel: BUT --
OR DEFINITELY THIS.
>> Orel: BUT --
>> Clay: NOW, WHAT'S THIS?
>> Orel: BUT --
>> Clay: NOW, WHAT'S THIS?
>> Orel: OH, THAT'S MY FAVORITE
>> Clay: NOW, WHAT'S THIS?
>> Orel: OH, THAT'S MY FAVORITE
LUCKY SHIRT!
>> Orel: OH, THAT'S MY FAVORITE
LUCKY SHIRT!
>> Clay: FAVORITE?
LUCKY SHIRT!
>> Clay: FAVORITE?
>> Orel: YEAH!
>> Clay: FAVORITE?
>> Orel: YEAH!
OF ALL MY LUCKY SHIRTS, THIS
>> Orel: YEAH!
OF ALL MY LUCKY SHIRTS, THIS
ONE'S THE CLOSEST TO MY HEART.
OF ALL MY LUCKY SHIRTS, THIS
ONE'S THE CLOSEST TO MY HEART.
IT'S THE ONE I WAS WEARING WHEN
ONE'S THE CLOSEST TO MY HEART.
IT'S THE ONE I WAS WEARING WHEN
I REALIZED THAT GOD DOESN'T LOVE
IT'S THE ONE I WAS WEARING WHEN
I REALIZED THAT GOD DOESN'T LOVE
JUST ME BUT MY WHOLE FAMILY AS
I REALIZED THAT GOD DOESN'T LOVE
JUST ME BUT MY WHOLE FAMILY AS
MUCH AS ME.
JUST ME BUT MY WHOLE FAMILY AS
MUCH AS ME.
>> Clay: ALL RIGHT, JUST TRY TO
MUCH AS ME.
>> Clay: ALL RIGHT, JUST TRY TO
KEEP IT OUT OF THE WAY.
>> Clay: ALL RIGHT, JUST TRY TO
KEEP IT OUT OF THE WAY.
[ BIRD SQUAWKING ]
>> WE RETURN TO ANOTHER
WONDERFULLY INSPIRATIONAL REPEAT
OF THE LINK McMISSIN SHOW.
WONDERFULLY INSPIRATIONAL REPEAT
OF THE LINK McMISSIN SHOW.
>> ANY RATIONAL MIND WOULD KNOW
OF THE LINK McMISSIN SHOW.
>> ANY RATIONAL MIND WOULD KNOW
THAT GOD PLANTED DINOSAUR BONES
>> ANY RATIONAL MIND WOULD KNOW
THAT GOD PLANTED DINOSAUR BONES
IN THE EARTH IN ORDER TO GROW
THAT GOD PLANTED DINOSAUR BONES
IN THE EARTH IN ORDER TO GROW
DINOSAURS.
IN THE EARTH IN ORDER TO GROW
DINOSAURS.
[ BIRD SQUAWKING ]
>> Clay: AHH. THAT'LL DO IT.
[ LIQUID SLOSHING, ICE CUBES
CLINKING ]
[ LIQUID SLOSHING, ICE CUBES
CLINKING ]
AHH.
CLINKING ]
AHH.
AHH!
AHH.
AHH!
THIS IS THE LIFE, KID -- OUT IN
AHH!
THIS IS THE LIFE, KID -- OUT IN
THE FRESH AIR, NO ONE TELLING
THIS IS THE LIFE, KID -- OUT IN
THE FRESH AIR, NO ONE TELLING
YOU WHAT TO DO OR HOW HER DAY
THE FRESH AIR, NO ONE TELLING
YOU WHAT TO DO OR HOW HER DAY
WAS, AWAY FROM THE HUSTLE AND
YOU WHAT TO DO OR HOW HER DAY
WAS, AWAY FROM THE HUSTLE AND
BUSTLE OF NAGGING.
WAS, AWAY FROM THE HUSTLE AND
BUSTLE OF NAGGING.
>> Orel: YEAH.
BUSTLE OF NAGGING.
>> Orel: YEAH.
>> Clay: AHH.
>> Orel: YEAH.
>> Clay: AHH.
LET'S HUNT!
>> Clay: AHH.
LET'S HUNT!
MAYBE I'LL EVEN LET YOU USE MY
LET'S HUNT!
MAYBE I'LL EVEN LET YOU USE MY
LUCKY RIFLE.
>> Orel: [ GIGGLING ]
>> Clay: [ GROANS ]
>> Orel: WHOOPS.
[ DOG BARKING IN DISTANCE ]
>> Clay: OH, COME ON.
AHH!
[ MUTTERING ]
AHH!
[ MUTTERING ]
>> Orel: [ GIGGLING ]
[ MUTTERING ]
>> Orel: [ GIGGLING ]
>> Clay: [ GROANS ]
>> Orel: [ GIGGLING ]
>> Clay: [ GROANS ]
>> Orel: WHOA!
>> Clay: [ GROANS ]
>> Orel: WHOA!
>> Clay: SON OF A...
>> Orel: WHOA!
>> Clay: SON OF A...
>> Orel: WHY DID YOU PULL ME
>> Clay: SON OF A...
>> Orel: WHY DID YOU PULL ME
AWAY FROM HER, DAD?
>> Orel: WHY DID YOU PULL ME
AWAY FROM HER, DAD?
>> Clay: NEVER FRATERNIZE WITH
AWAY FROM HER, DAD?
>> Clay: NEVER FRATERNIZE WITH
THE ENEMY!
>> Clay: NEVER FRATERNIZE WITH
THE ENEMY!
>> Orel: AW, SHE'S SO CUTE!
THE ENEMY!
>> Orel: AW, SHE'S SO CUTE!
>> Clay: OKAY, FOR THE LOVE OF
>> Orel: AW, SHE'S SO CUTE!
>> Clay: OKAY, FOR THE LOVE OF
GOD, OREL, GET THAT POOR,
>> Clay: OKAY, FOR THE LOVE OF
GOD, OREL, GET THAT POOR,
WRETCHED CREATURE IN YOUR SIGHTS
GOD, OREL, GET THAT POOR,
WRETCHED CREATURE IN YOUR SIGHTS
AND PUT IT OUT OF ITS MISERY.
WRETCHED CREATURE IN YOUR SIGHTS
AND PUT IT OUT OF ITS MISERY.
>> Orel: GOSH, SHE LOOKED PRETTY
AND PUT IT OUT OF ITS MISERY.
>> Orel: GOSH, SHE LOOKED PRETTY
HAPPY TO ME.
>> Orel: GOSH, SHE LOOKED PRETTY
HAPPY TO ME.
>> Clay: HAPPY?!
HAPPY TO ME.
>> Clay: HAPPY?!
HAPPY?!
>> Clay: HAPPY?!
HAPPY?!
OREL, THAT THING IS EATING
HAPPY?!
OREL, THAT THING IS EATING
GRASS!
OREL, THAT THING IS EATING
GRASS!
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT GRASS IS
GRASS!
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT GRASS IS
NATURE'S CARPETING!
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT GRASS IS
NATURE'S CARPETING!
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT IT.
NATURE'S CARPETING!
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT IT.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO JUDGE YOUR
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT IT.
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO JUDGE YOUR
NEIGHBORS BY HOW NEAT IT LOOKS
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO JUDGE YOUR
NEIGHBORS BY HOW NEAT IT LOOKS
OUTSIDE THEIR HOMES!
NEIGHBORS BY HOW NEAT IT LOOKS
OUTSIDE THEIR HOMES!
>> Orel: BUT IT'S SO PEACEFUL.
OUTSIDE THEIR HOMES!
>> Orel: BUT IT'S SO PEACEFUL.
>> Clay: GET OUT OF THE WAY!
>> Orel: BUT IT'S SO PEACEFUL.
>> Clay: GET OUT OF THE WAY!
[ GUNSHOT ]
>> Clay: GET OUT OF THE WAY!
[ GUNSHOT ]
>> Orel: DAD!
[ GUNSHOT ]
>> Orel: DAD!
>> Clay: GOT HER! HA HA!
>> Orel: DAD!
>> Clay: GOT HER! HA HA!
I WIN!
>> Clay: GOT HER! HA HA!
I WIN!
AND YOU LOSE.
I WIN!
AND YOU LOSE.
[ DOG BARKING ]
AND YOU LOSE.
[ DOG BARKING ]
HEY, THEY JUST KEEP ON COMING!
[ DOG BARKING ]
HEY, THEY JUST KEEP ON COMING!
>> Orel: W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
HEY, THEY JUST KEEP ON COMING!
>> Orel: W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
>> Clay: WHY, I'M GONNA SHOOT
>> Orel: W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
>> Clay: WHY, I'M GONNA SHOOT
THAT RABBIT, OF COURSE.
>> Clay: WHY, I'M GONNA SHOOT
THAT RABBIT, OF COURSE.
>> Orel: DAD, THAT'S NOT A
THAT RABBIT, OF COURSE.
>> Orel: DAD, THAT'S NOT A
RABBIT.
>> Orel: DAD, THAT'S NOT A
RABBIT.
IT'S SOMEONE'S HUNTING DOG.
RABBIT.
IT'S SOMEONE'S HUNTING DOG.
>> Clay: OREL, HUNTING DOGS ARE
IT'S SOMEONE'S HUNTING DOG.
>> Clay: OREL, HUNTING DOGS ARE
JUST...
>> Clay: OREL, HUNTING DOGS ARE
JUST...
NATURE'S RABBITS.
JUST...
NATURE'S RABBITS.
HEY!
NATURE'S RABBITS.
HEY!
>> HEY!
HEY!
>> HEY!
>> Clay: ECHO.
>> HEY!
>> Clay: ECHO.
>> [ Crying ] THAT'S MY DOG!!
>> Clay: ECHO.
>> [ Crying ] THAT'S MY DOG!!
>> Clay: LET'S LOOK FOR OTHER
>> [ Crying ] THAT'S MY DOG!!
>> Clay: LET'S LOOK FOR OTHER
RABBITS THIS WAY REALLY FAST.
OOH.
>> Orel: DAD?
I'M HUNGRY.
>> Orel: DAD?
I'M HUNGRY.
>> Clay: THIS IS ALL WE GOT,
I'M HUNGRY.
>> Clay: THIS IS ALL WE GOT,
SON -- WHAT I KILLED AND YOU
>> Clay: THIS IS ALL WE GOT,
SON -- WHAT I KILLED AND YOU
DIDN'T.
SON -- WHAT I KILLED AND YOU
DIDN'T.
YOU REALLY WANT SOME OF WHAT YOU
DIDN'T.
YOU REALLY WANT SOME OF WHAT YOU
DIDN'T KILL?
YOU REALLY WANT SOME OF WHAT YOU
DIDN'T KILL?
I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S FAIR, BUT
DIDN'T KILL?
I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S FAIR, BUT
IF YOU'RE REALLY HUNGRY...
I DON'T KNOW IF THAT'S FAIR, BUT
IF YOU'RE REALLY HUNGRY...
COME ON, COME ON.
IF YOU'RE REALLY HUNGRY...
COME ON, COME ON.
>> Orel: YOU DIDN'T BRING ANY
COME ON, COME ON.
>> Orel: YOU DIDN'T BRING ANY
OTHER FOOD?
>> Orel: YOU DIDN'T BRING ANY
OTHER FOOD?
>> Clay: OREL, WE'RE ABSOLUTELY
OTHER FOOD?
>> Clay: OREL, WE'RE ABSOLUTELY
SURROUNDED BY FOOD THAT WALKS
>> Clay: OREL, WE'RE ABSOLUTELY
SURROUNDED BY FOOD THAT WALKS
RIGHT UP TO US, BEGGING TO BE
SURROUNDED BY FOOD THAT WALKS
RIGHT UP TO US, BEGGING TO BE
EATEN!
RIGHT UP TO US, BEGGING TO BE
EATEN!
WHY WOULD I LUG AROUND SOME
EATEN!
WHY WOULD I LUG AROUND SOME
LAZY, LEGLESS FOOD?
WHY WOULD I LUG AROUND SOME
LAZY, LEGLESS FOOD?
>> Orel: OKAY.
LAZY, LEGLESS FOOD?
>> Orel: OKAY.
WELL, I-I GUESS I BETTER TRY TO
>> Orel: OKAY.
WELL, I-I GUESS I BETTER TRY TO
KILL SOMETHING.
WELL, I-I GUESS I BETTER TRY TO
KILL SOMETHING.
>> Clay: GOOD SOY, BUN.
KILL SOMETHING.
>> Clay: GOOD SOY, BUN.
GOOD SOY.
>> Clay: GOOD SOY, BUN.
GOOD SOY.
WATCH OUT, ANIMALS.
GOOD SOY.
WATCH OUT, ANIMALS.
HERE WE COME!
WATCH OUT, ANIMALS.
HERE WE COME!
[ IMITATING GUNSHOT ]
HERE WE COME!
[ IMITATING GUNSHOT ]
>> Orel: UHH...
[ IMITATING GUNSHOT ]
>> Orel: UHH...
ON SECOND THOUGHT, MAYBE WE
>> Orel: UHH...
ON SECOND THOUGHT, MAYBE WE
SHOULD CALL IT A DAY.
ON SECOND THOUGHT, MAYBE WE
SHOULD CALL IT A DAY.
>> Clay: I THOUGHT SO.
SHOULD CALL IT A DAY.
>> Clay: I THOUGHT SO.
>> Orel: W-WELL, I THINK YOU
>> Clay: I THOUGHT SO.
>> Orel: W-WELL, I THINK YOU
MIGHT BE...
>> Orel: W-WELL, I THINK YOU
MIGHT BE...
TOO DRUNK...
>> Clay: LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING, OREL.
DRUNK...
SOMETHING, OREL.
DRUNK...
IS...
DRUNK...
IS...
NATURE.
IS...
NATURE.
>> Orel: I'M NOT REALLY
NATURE.
>> Orel: I'M NOT REALLY
COMFORTABLE HUNTING WITH YOU
>> Orel: I'M NOT REALLY
COMFORTABLE HUNTING WITH YOU
RIGHT NOW.
COMFORTABLE HUNTING WITH YOU
RIGHT NOW.
>> Clay: YOU'RE NOT COMFORTABLE
RIGHT NOW.
>> Clay: YOU'RE NOT COMFORTABLE
HUNTING WITH ME?!
>> Clay: YOU'RE NOT COMFORTABLE
HUNTING WITH ME?!
[ LAUGHS ]
HUNTING WITH ME?!
[ LAUGHS ]
HAVE YOU EVER TRIED HUNTING WITH
[ LAUGHS ]
HAVE YOU EVER TRIED HUNTING WITH
YOU?
HAVE YOU EVER TRIED HUNTING WITH
YOU?
[ LIQUID SLOSHING, ICE CUBES
YOU?
[ LIQUID SLOSHING, ICE CUBES
CLINKING ]
AHH.
I GOT TO TELL YOU, OREL...
YOUR CUP IS ALWAYS HALF EMPTY.
I GOT TO TELL YOU, OREL...
YOUR CUP IS ALWAYS HALF EMPTY.
NOW, LOOK AT ME.
YOUR CUP IS ALWAYS HALF EMPTY.
NOW, LOOK AT ME.
YOU SHOULD BE MORE LIKE YOUR OLD
NOW, LOOK AT ME.
YOU SHOULD BE MORE LIKE YOUR OLD
MAN AND LOOK ON THE BLIGHT SIDE
YOU SHOULD BE MORE LIKE YOUR OLD
MAN AND LOOK ON THE BLIGHT SIDE
OF LIFE.
MAN AND LOOK ON THE BLIGHT SIDE
OF LIFE.
>> Orel: BLIGHT?
OF LIFE.
>> Orel: BLIGHT?
>> Clay: I DIDN'T SAY, "BRIGHT,"
>> Orel: BLIGHT?
>> Clay: I DIDN'T SAY, "BRIGHT,"
I SAID, "BLIGHT."
>> Clay: I DIDN'T SAY, "BRIGHT,"
I SAID, "BLIGHT."
MY LIFE IS SUNNY AND BLIGHT.
I SAID, "BLIGHT."
MY LIFE IS SUNNY AND BLIGHT.
"BRIGHT" MEANS THE OPPOSITE.
MY LIFE IS SUNNY AND BLIGHT.
"BRIGHT" MEANS THE OPPOSITE.
IT MEANS "SUDDEN, WITHERING
"BRIGHT" MEANS THE OPPOSITE.
IT MEANS "SUDDEN, WITHERING
DEATH."
IT MEANS "SUDDEN, WITHERING
DEATH."
AND THAT'S...
DEATH."
AND THAT'S...
NOT...
AND THAT'S...
NOT...
OH, WHO AM I KIDDING?
NOT...
OH, WHO AM I KIDDING?
MY LIFE IS FULL OF BRIGHT.
OH, WHO AM I KIDDING?
MY LIFE IS FULL OF BRIGHT.
>> Orel: YOU MEAN BLIGHT?
MY LIFE IS FULL OF BRIGHT.
>> Orel: YOU MEAN BLIGHT?
>> Clay: OH, GOD.
>> Orel: YOU MEAN BLIGHT?
>> Clay: OH, GOD.
>> Orel: WHAT'S THE MATTER?
>> Clay: OH, GOD.
>> Orel: WHAT'S THE MATTER?
>> Clay: I HATE MYSELF.
WHY DO YOU QUIT WORKING ON ME?!
SHE ALWAYS FOOLS ME, OREL.
"I'LL MAKE THINGS BETTER, DEAR!
SHE ALWAYS FOOLS ME, OREL.
"I'LL MAKE THINGS BETTER, DEAR!
DRINK ME! PUT ME INSIDE YOU!
"I'LL MAKE THINGS BETTER, DEAR!
DRINK ME! PUT ME INSIDE YOU!
I'M GREAT!"
DRINK ME! PUT ME INSIDE YOU!
I'M GREAT!"
AND SHE CHOKES ME, JUST LIKE
I'M GREAT!"
AND SHE CHOKES ME, JUST LIKE
EVERY OTHER WHORE OUT THERE!
AND SHE CHOKES ME, JUST LIKE
EVERY OTHER WHORE OUT THERE!
THEY'RE ALL WORTHLESS, KID --
EVERY OTHER WHORE OUT THERE!
THEY'RE ALL WORTHLESS, KID --
EVERY WOMAN!
THEY'RE ALL WORTHLESS, KID --
EVERY WOMAN!
DON'T LET THEM GET YOU!
EVERY WOMAN!
DON'T LET THEM GET YOU!
ALL OF THEM WANT TO GET YOU!
DON'T LET THEM GET YOU!
ALL OF THEM WANT TO GET YOU!
THEY JUST GRAB YOU AND PULL YOU
ALL OF THEM WANT TO GET YOU!
THEY JUST GRAB YOU AND PULL YOU
INTO 'EM, AND YOU'RE FORCED TO
THEY JUST GRAB YOU AND PULL YOU
INTO 'EM, AND YOU'RE FORCED TO
STAY IN AND PULL OUT, STAY IN,
INTO 'EM, AND YOU'RE FORCED TO
STAY IN AND PULL OUT, STAY IN,
PULL OUT, AND THEN THEY GOT YOU,
STAY IN AND PULL OUT, STAY IN,
PULL OUT, AND THEN THEY GOT YOU,
AND THEY GRIP YOU BY THE
PULL OUT, AND THEN THEY GOT YOU,
AND THEY GRIP YOU BY THE
RIGHT-WHERE-IT-COUNTS, AND THEN
AND THEY GRIP YOU BY THE
RIGHT-WHERE-IT-COUNTS, AND THEN
THEY START SQUEEZING THINGS OUT,
RIGHT-WHERE-IT-COUNTS, AND THEN
THEY START SQUEEZING THINGS OUT,
THINGS THAT ARE LIKE WEIGHTS ARE
THEY START SQUEEZING THINGS OUT,
THINGS THAT ARE LIKE WEIGHTS ARE
ON YOUR HEAD!
THINGS THAT ARE LIKE WEIGHTS ARE
ON YOUR HEAD!
YOU'RE STUCK THERE FOR THE REST
ON YOUR HEAD!
YOU'RE STUCK THERE FOR THE REST
OF YOUR LIFE WITH NOWHERE TO GO
YOU'RE STUCK THERE FOR THE REST
OF YOUR LIFE WITH NOWHERE TO GO
AND NO ONE TO BE!
OF YOUR LIFE WITH NOWHERE TO GO
AND NO ONE TO BE!
[ SOBBING AND SCREAMING ]
>> Orel: DAD!
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