Moral Orel (2005–2009): Season 2, Episode 20 - Nature: Part 2 - full transcript
PART 2: Orel and Clay take a father and son hunting trip.
>> Clay: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO
GO ON A FATHER-AND-SON OUTING?
I THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO
EXPERIENCE THE WONDER AND
MAJESTY OF SHOOTING A GUN.
EXPERIENCE THE WONDER AND
MAJESTY OF SHOOTING A GUN.
WITH ONE OF THESE HONEYS, WE'RE
MAJESTY OF SHOOTING A GUN.
WITH ONE OF THESE HONEYS, WE'RE
MERCIFULLY LETTING ANIMALS TAKE
WITH ONE OF THESE HONEYS, WE'RE
MERCIFULLY LETTING ANIMALS TAKE
WHAT WE LIKE TO CALL "NATURE'S
MERCIFULLY LETTING ANIMALS TAKE
WHAT WE LIKE TO CALL "NATURE'S
SHORTCUT."
WHAT WE LIKE TO CALL "NATURE'S
SHORTCUT."
>> Orel: I'M ALL PACKED, DAD!
SHORTCUT."
>> Orel: I'M ALL PACKED, DAD!
>> Clay: NOW, WHAT'S THIS?
>> Orel: I'M ALL PACKED, DAD!
>> Clay: NOW, WHAT'S THIS?
>> Orel: OH, THAT'S MY FAVORITE
>> Clay: NOW, WHAT'S THIS?
>> Orel: OH, THAT'S MY FAVORITE
LUCKY SHIRT!
>> Orel: OH, THAT'S MY FAVORITE
LUCKY SHIRT!
>> Clay: THIS IS THE LIFE, KID.
LUCKY SHIRT!
>> Clay: THIS IS THE LIFE, KID.
NO ONE TELLING YOU WHAT TO DO OR
>> Clay: THIS IS THE LIFE, KID.
NO ONE TELLING YOU WHAT TO DO OR
HOW HER DAY WAS.
NO ONE TELLING YOU WHAT TO DO OR
HOW HER DAY WAS.
LET'S HUNT!
HOW HER DAY WAS.
LET'S HUNT!
>> Orel: [ GIGGLING ]
LET'S HUNT!
>> Orel: [ GIGGLING ]
WHOOPS.
>> Orel: [ GIGGLING ]
WHOOPS.
[ GIGGLING ]
WHOOPS.
[ GIGGLING ]
>> Clay: EVERYONE KNOWS THAT
[ GIGGLING ]
>> Clay: EVERYONE KNOWS THAT
GRASS IS NATURE'S CARPETING!
>> Clay: EVERYONE KNOWS THAT
GRASS IS NATURE'S CARPETING!
[ GUNSHOT ]
GRASS IS NATURE'S CARPETING!
[ GUNSHOT ]
>> Orel: DAD!
[ GUNSHOT ]
>> Orel: DAD!
>> Clay: HUNTING DOGS ARE
>> Orel: DAD!
>> Clay: HUNTING DOGS ARE
JUST NATURE'S RABBITS.
>> Clay: HUNTING DOGS ARE
JUST NATURE'S RABBITS.
[ GUNSHOT ]
JUST NATURE'S RABBITS.
[ GUNSHOT ]
>> Orel: I'M NOT REALLY
[ GUNSHOT ]
>> Orel: I'M NOT REALLY
COMFORTABLE HUNTING WITH YOU
>> Orel: I'M NOT REALLY
COMFORTABLE HUNTING WITH YOU
RIGHT NOW.
COMFORTABLE HUNTING WITH YOU
RIGHT NOW.
I THINK YOU MIGHT BE TOO DRUNK.
RIGHT NOW.
I THINK YOU MIGHT BE TOO DRUNK.
>> Clay: LET ME TELL YOU
I THINK YOU MIGHT BE TOO DRUNK.
>> Clay: LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING, OREL.
>> Clay: LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING, OREL.
DRUNK...
SOMETHING, OREL.
DRUNK...
IS...
DRUNK...
IS...
NATURE.
IS...
NATURE.
I HATE MYSELF.
WHY DO YOU QUIT WORKING ON ME?!
SHE ALWAYS FOOLS ME, OREL.
"I'LL MAKE THINGS BETTER, DEAR!
SHE ALWAYS FOOLS ME, OREL.
"I'LL MAKE THINGS BETTER, DEAR!
DRINK ME! PUT ME INSIDE YOU!
"I'LL MAKE THINGS BETTER, DEAR!
DRINK ME! PUT ME INSIDE YOU!
I'M GREAT!"
DRINK ME! PUT ME INSIDE YOU!
I'M GREAT!"
AND SHE CHOKES ME, JUST LIKE
I'M GREAT!"
AND SHE CHOKES ME, JUST LIKE
EVERY OTHER WHORE OUT THERE!
AND SHE CHOKES ME, JUST LIKE
EVERY OTHER WHORE OUT THERE!
THEY'RE ALL WORTHLESS, KID,
EVERY OTHER WHORE OUT THERE!
THEY'RE ALL WORTHLESS, KID,
EVERY WOMAN!
THEY'RE ALL WORTHLESS, KID,
EVERY WOMAN!
DON'T LET THEM GET YOU!
EVERY WOMAN!
DON'T LET THEM GET YOU!
ALL OF THEM WANT TO GET YOU!
DON'T LET THEM GET YOU!
ALL OF THEM WANT TO GET YOU!
THEY JUST GRAB YOU AND PULL YOU
ALL OF THEM WANT TO GET YOU!
THEY JUST GRAB YOU AND PULL YOU
INTO 'EM, AND YOU'RE FORCED TO
THEY JUST GRAB YOU AND PULL YOU
INTO 'EM, AND YOU'RE FORCED TO
STAY IN AND PULL OUT, AND STAY
INTO 'EM, AND YOU'RE FORCED TO
STAY IN AND PULL OUT, AND STAY
IN AND PULL OUT, AND THEN THEY
STAY IN AND PULL OUT, AND STAY
IN AND PULL OUT, AND THEN THEY
GOT YOU, AND THEY GRIP YOU RIGHT
IN AND PULL OUT, AND THEN THEY
GOT YOU, AND THEY GRIP YOU RIGHT
WHERE IT COUNTS, AND THEN THEY
GOT YOU, AND THEY GRIP YOU RIGHT
WHERE IT COUNTS, AND THEN THEY
START SQUEEZING THINGS OUT!
WHERE IT COUNTS, AND THEN THEY
START SQUEEZING THINGS OUT!
THINGS THAT ARE LIKE WEIGHTS
START SQUEEZING THINGS OUT!
THINGS THAT ARE LIKE WEIGHTS
AROUND YOUR HEAD!
THINGS THAT ARE LIKE WEIGHTS
AROUND YOUR HEAD!
YOU'RE STUCK THERE FOR THE REST
AROUND YOUR HEAD!
YOU'RE STUCK THERE FOR THE REST
OF YOUR LIFE WITH NOWHERE TO GO
YOU'RE STUCK THERE FOR THE REST
OF YOUR LIFE WITH NOWHERE TO GO
AND NO ONE TO BE!
OF YOUR LIFE WITH NOWHERE TO GO
AND NO ONE TO BE!
[ SOBBING AND SCREAMING ]
[ FANFARE ]
[ GUNSHOT ]
>> Orel: DAD?!
ARE YOU OKAY?!
>> Clay: [ LAUGHING ]
ARE YOU OKAY?!
>> Clay: [ LAUGHING ]
[ COUGHING ]
>> Clay: [ LAUGHING ]
[ COUGHING ]
OKAY?
[ COUGHING ]
OKAY?
AM I OKAY?
OKAY?
AM I OKAY?
[ LAUGHING ]
AM I OKAY?
[ LAUGHING ]
YOU SHOOT ONE THING THIS WHOLE
[ LAUGHING ]
YOU SHOOT ONE THING THIS WHOLE
TRIP -- COUNT 'EM, ONE THING --
YOU SHOOT ONE THING THIS WHOLE
TRIP -- COUNT 'EM, ONE THING --
AND IT'S TWO OF MY LAST BOTTLES
TRIP -- COUNT 'EM, ONE THING --
AND IT'S TWO OF MY LAST BOTTLES
OF LIQUOR!
AND IT'S TWO OF MY LAST BOTTLES
OF LIQUOR!
>> Orel: SORRY, DAD.
OF LIQUOR!
>> Orel: SORRY, DAD.
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
>> Orel: SORRY, DAD.
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
>> Clay: THERE ARE NO ACCIDENTS!
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
>> Clay: THERE ARE NO ACCIDENTS!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Clay: THERE ARE NO ACCIDENTS!
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU'VE DONE NOTHING BUT WHINE
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU'VE DONE NOTHING BUT WHINE
LIKE A LADY IN A FLOWERY, SISSY
YOU'VE DONE NOTHING BUT WHINE
LIKE A LADY IN A FLOWERY, SISSY
SKIRT AND ATTRACTIVE HIGH HEELS
LIKE A LADY IN A FLOWERY, SISSY
SKIRT AND ATTRACTIVE HIGH HEELS
ABOUT MY DRINKING SINCE WE GOT
SKIRT AND ATTRACTIVE HIGH HEELS
ABOUT MY DRINKING SINCE WE GOT
HERE!
ABOUT MY DRINKING SINCE WE GOT
HERE!
>> Orel: IT'S BECAUSE YOU BECOME
HERE!
>> Orel: IT'S BECAUSE YOU BECOME
A BAD PERSON WHEN YOU DRINK!
>> Orel: IT'S BECAUSE YOU BECOME
A BAD PERSON WHEN YOU DRINK!
>> Clay: OH.
A BAD PERSON WHEN YOU DRINK!
>> Clay: OH.
OH.
>> Clay: OH.
OH.
I DO, DO I?
OH.
I DO, DO I?
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
I DO, DO I?
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
WELL, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT!
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
WELL, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT!
[ BUCKLE JINGLES ]
WELL, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT!
[ BUCKLE JINGLES ]
[ GRUNTING ]
[ BUCKLE JINGLES ]
[ GRUNTING ]
[ Muttering ] OH, COME ON.
[ GRUNTING ]
[ Muttering ] OH, COME ON.
COME ON!
[ Muttering ] OH, COME ON.
COME ON!
WAIT.
COME ON!
WAIT.
COME ON.
WAIT.
COME ON.
[ GRUNTING ]
COME ON.
[ GRUNTING ]
>> Orel: [ GASPS ]
[ GRUNTING ]
>> Orel: [ GASPS ]
DAD!
>> Orel: [ GASPS ]
DAD!
>> Clay: GET AWAY FROM ME!
DAD!
>> Clay: GET AWAY FROM ME!
[ GRUNTING ]
>> Clay: GET AWAY FROM ME!
[ GRUNTING ]
[ SOBBING ]
[ GRUNTING ]
[ SOBBING ]
UHHHHH!
[ SOBBING ]
UHHHHH!
[ MUTTERING ]
UHHHHH!
[ MUTTERING ]
[ GRUNTING ]
[ MUTTERING ]
[ GRUNTING ]
[ PANTING ]
[ ZIPPER CLOSES ]
OKAY.
IT'S TIME YOU BECAME A MAN.
OKAY.
IT'S TIME YOU BECAME A MAN.
[ SNIFFS ]
IT'S TIME YOU BECAME A MAN.
[ SNIFFS ]
WHERE'S MY RIFLE?
[ SNIFFS ]
WHERE'S MY RIFLE?
>> Orel: I-I-I DON'T THINK --
WHERE'S MY RIFLE?
>> Orel: I-I-I DON'T THINK --
>> Clay: THERE IT IS.
>> Orel: I-I-I DON'T THINK --
>> Clay: THERE IT IS.
>> Orel: DAD, WATCH OUT!
>> Clay: THERE IT IS.
>> Orel: DAD, WATCH OUT!
>> Clay: PLEASE, OREL, I KNOW
>> Orel: DAD, WATCH OUT!
>> Clay: PLEASE, OREL, I KNOW
EXACTLY WHAT I'M DOING.
>> Clay: PLEASE, OREL, I KNOW
EXACTLY WHAT I'M DOING.
>> Orel: YEAH, BUT YOU MIGHT
EXACTLY WHAT I'M DOING.
>> Orel: YEAH, BUT YOU MIGHT
SHOOT IT OFF BY MISTAKE.
>> Orel: YEAH, BUT YOU MIGHT
SHOOT IT OFF BY MISTAKE.
>> Clay: THERE AREN'T ANY
SHOOT IT OFF BY MISTAKE.
>> Clay: THERE AREN'T ANY
MISTAKES EITHER.
>> Clay: THERE AREN'T ANY
MISTAKES EITHER.
NO MISTAKES, NO ACCIDENTS, NO
MISTAKES EITHER.
NO MISTAKES, NO ACCIDENTS, NO
FLUB-UPS, NO BONERS.
NO MISTAKES, NO ACCIDENTS, NO
FLUB-UPS, NO BONERS.
>> Orel: BUT --
FLUB-UPS, NO BONERS.
>> Orel: BUT --
>> Clay: DON'T BUT ME!
>> Orel: BUT --
>> Clay: DON'T BUT ME!
[ GUNSHOT ]
>> Clay: DON'T BUT ME!
[ GUNSHOT ]
>> Orel: [ Weakly ] DAD.
[ GUNSHOT ]
>> Orel: [ Weakly ] DAD.
>> Clay: OREL!
>> Orel: [ Weakly ] DAD.
>> Clay: OREL!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
>> Clay: OREL!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
>> Orel: I GOT SHOT BY YOU.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
>> Orel: I GOT SHOT BY YOU.
>> Clay: YOU SURE DID.
>> Orel: I GOT SHOT BY YOU.
>> Clay: YOU SURE DID.
YOU'VE GOT TO LEARN TO BE MORE
>> Clay: YOU SURE DID.
YOU'VE GOT TO LEARN TO BE MORE
CAREFUL, SON.
YOU'VE GOT TO LEARN TO BE MORE
CAREFUL, SON.
>> Orel: IT HURTS, DAD.
CAREFUL, SON.
>> Orel: IT HURTS, DAD.
>> Clay: WELL, IT'S SUPPOSED TO.
>> Orel: IT HURTS, DAD.
>> Clay: WELL, IT'S SUPPOSED TO.
PAIN IS NATURE'S SPANKINGS.
>> Clay: WELL, IT'S SUPPOSED TO.
PAIN IS NATURE'S SPANKINGS.
>> Orel: DAD, I'M BLEEDING A
PAIN IS NATURE'S SPANKINGS.
>> Orel: DAD, I'M BLEEDING A
LOT.
>> Orel: DAD, I'M BLEEDING A
LOT.
>> Clay: UM, WE'RE GONNA NEED
LOT.
>> Clay: UM, WE'RE GONNA NEED
SOME CLOTH FOR A TOURNIQUET.
>> Clay: UM, WE'RE GONNA NEED
SOME CLOTH FOR A TOURNIQUET.
HMM. UH...
SOME CLOTH FOR A TOURNIQUET.
HMM. UH...
>> Orel: UH, UH, I THINK A SHIRT
HMM. UH...
>> Orel: UH, UH, I THINK A SHIRT
WOULD WORK.
>> Orel: UH, UH, I THINK A SHIRT
WOULD WORK.
>> Clay: THATABOY.
WOULD WORK.
>> Clay: THATABOY.
[ FABRIC RIPS ]
>> Clay: THATABOY.
[ FABRIC RIPS ]
>> Orel: MY LUCKY SHIRT?
[ FABRIC RIPS ]
>> Orel: MY LUCKY SHIRT?
>> Clay: WELL, MAYBE IT'LL
>> Orel: MY LUCKY SHIRT?
>> Clay: WELL, MAYBE IT'LL
FINALLY START KICKING IN.
>> Clay: WELL, MAYBE IT'LL
FINALLY START KICKING IN.
[ CHUCKLES ]
FINALLY START KICKING IN.
[ CHUCKLES ]
I GUESS MY LUCKY GUN TRUMPED
[ CHUCKLES ]
I GUESS MY LUCKY GUN TRUMPED
YOUR LUCKY SHIRT, KIDARINO.
I GUESS MY LUCKY GUN TRUMPED
YOUR LUCKY SHIRT, KIDARINO.
>> Orel: DAD, I-I HAVE SOME
YOUR LUCKY SHIRT, KIDARINO.
>> Orel: DAD, I-I HAVE SOME
DISINFECTANT IN MY FIRST-AID
>> Orel: DAD, I-I HAVE SOME
DISINFECTANT IN MY FIRST-AID
BAG.
DISINFECTANT IN MY FIRST-AID
BAG.
>> Clay: FIRST AID?
BAG.
>> Clay: FIRST AID?
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO
>> Clay: FIRST AID?
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO
BRING THAT.
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO
BRING THAT.
>> Orel: YEAH. WELL...
BRING THAT.
>> Orel: YEAH. WELL...
>> Clay: OHHH.
>> Orel: YEAH. WELL...
>> Clay: OHHH.
[ MUTTERING ]
>> Clay: OHHH.
[ MUTTERING ]
HELLO.
[ MUTTERING ]
HELLO.
OKAY.
HELLO.
OKAY.
THIS MIGHT STING A LITTLE.
BL-BL-BL-BL-BL-BL-BL.
WHOOPS.
>> Orel: I HATE YOU.
WHOOPS.
>> Orel: I HATE YOU.
>> Clay: HATE AWAY, SISTER.
>> Orel: I HATE YOU.
>> Clay: HATE AWAY, SISTER.
HATE AWAY.
>> Clay: HATE AWAY, SISTER.
HATE AWAY.
[ SNORING ]
HATE AWAY.
[ SNORING ]
>> Orel: DAD?
[ SNORING ]
>> Orel: DAD?
[ BEAR GROWLING ]
[ SNIFFING ]
>> Orel: DAD.
>> [ SNIFFING ]
>> Orel: DAD.
>> [ SNIFFING ]
[ ROARS ]
>> [ SNIFFING ]
[ ROARS ]
>> Clay: DON'T YOU TELL ME I'M
[ ROARS ]
>> Clay: DON'T YOU TELL ME I'M
NOT BECAUSE I AM.
>> Clay: DON'T YOU TELL ME I'M
NOT BECAUSE I AM.
I GUESS I AM.
NOT BECAUSE I AM.
I GUESS I AM.
>> [ ROARING ]
>> Orel: SORRY, MR. BEAR, BUT MY
DAD'S A JERK.
[ CLICKING ]
DAD'S A JERK.
[ CLICKING ]
>> Clay: OREL!
[ CLICKING ]
>> Clay: OREL!
SHUT UP.
>> Clay: OREL!
SHUT UP.
[ SMACKING LIPS ]
SHUT UP.
[ SMACKING LIPS ]
I'M THE SON. I'M THE SON.
[ SMACKING LIPS ]
I'M THE SON. I'M THE SON.
[ ANIMALS HOWLING ]
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
[ INSECTS BUZZING ]
[ BIRD SQUAWKING ]
>> Clay: TURN OFF THAT LIGHT.
>> Orel: THAT'S THE SUN.
>> Clay: SUN? NO SUN.
>> Orel: THAT'S THE SUN.
>> Clay: SUN? NO SUN.
HMM?
>> Clay: SUN? NO SUN.
HMM?
OH. SUN.
HMM?
OH. SUN.
>> Orel: DAD, I'M HURT.
OH. SUN.
>> Orel: DAD, I'M HURT.
>> Clay: YEAH?
>> Orel: DAD, I'M HURT.
>> Clay: YEAH?
HEY, BUDDY.
>> Clay: YEAH?
HEY, BUDDY.
DO ME A FAVOR -- TAKE YOUR
HEY, BUDDY.
DO ME A FAVOR -- TAKE YOUR
SLEEPING BAG...
DO ME A FAVOR -- TAKE YOUR
SLEEPING BAG...
>> Orel: YEAH?
SLEEPING BAG...
>> Orel: YEAH?
>> Clay: ...AND WRAP IT AROUND
>> Orel: YEAH?
>> Clay: ...AND WRAP IT AROUND
MY EYES, WILL YOU?
>> Clay: ...AND WRAP IT AROUND
MY EYES, WILL YOU?
YEAH.
MY EYES, WILL YOU?
YEAH.
YOU'RE GOOD.
YEAH.
YOU'RE GOOD.
[ SNORING ]
YOU'RE GOOD.
[ SNORING ]
[ SQUAWKING CONTINUES ]
[ SNORING CONTINUES ]
[ SIGHS ]
HEY.
MORNING!
HEY.
MORNING!
>> Orel: MORNING WAS 13 HOURS
MORNING!
>> Orel: MORNING WAS 13 HOURS
AGO.
>> Orel: MORNING WAS 13 HOURS
AGO.
>> Clay: HA HA.
AGO.
>> Clay: HA HA.
MISSED THE ROOSTERS, EH?
>> Clay: HA HA.
MISSED THE ROOSTERS, EH?
HIGH TIME FOR SOME BREAKFAST.
MISSED THE ROOSTERS, EH?
HIGH TIME FOR SOME BREAKFAST.
>> Orel: I WANT TO GO HOME, DAD.
HIGH TIME FOR SOME BREAKFAST.
>> Orel: I WANT TO GO HOME, DAD.
>> Clay: WHAT?
>> Orel: I WANT TO GO HOME, DAD.
>> Clay: WHAT?
WHY, WHAT HAPPENED?
>> Clay: WHAT?
WHY, WHAT HAPPENED?
>> Orel: YOU SHOT ME IN THE LEG.
WHY, WHAT HAPPENED?
>> Orel: YOU SHOT ME IN THE LEG.
>> Clay: NO, I DIDN'T.
>> Orel: YOU SHOT ME IN THE LEG.
>> Clay: NO, I DIDN'T.
>> Orel: LOOK.
>> Clay: NO, I DIDN'T.
>> Orel: LOOK.
>> Clay: OH.
>> Orel: LOOK.
>> Clay: OH.
I DON'T REMEMBER THAT.
>> Clay: OH.
I DON'T REMEMBER THAT.
SO THAT MEANS IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
I DON'T REMEMBER THAT.
SO THAT MEANS IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
WELL, WE SHOULD GET YOU --
SO THAT MEANS IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
WELL, WE SHOULD GET YOU --
[ GASPS ] OREL!
WELL, WE SHOULD GET YOU --
[ GASPS ] OREL!
>> Orel: HE'S DEAD.
[ GASPS ] OREL!
>> Orel: HE'S DEAD.
>> Clay: SHOT?
>> Orel: HE'S DEAD.
>> Clay: SHOT?
>> Orel: YEAH.
>> Clay: SHOT?
>> Orel: YEAH.
>> Clay: OH, OREL.
>> Orel: YEAH.
>> Clay: OH, OREL.
MAKE ME HAPPY.
>> Clay: OH, OREL.
MAKE ME HAPPY.
MAKE ME PROUD OF YOU, SON, AND
MAKE ME HAPPY.
MAKE ME PROUD OF YOU, SON, AND
TELL ME THAT YOU SHOT THAT BEAR
MAKE ME PROUD OF YOU, SON, AND
TELL ME THAT YOU SHOT THAT BEAR
YOURSELF.
TELL ME THAT YOU SHOT THAT BEAR
YOURSELF.
>> Orel: NO, DAD.
YOURSELF.
>> Orel: NO, DAD.
YOU KILLED IT.
>> Orel: NO, DAD.
YOU KILLED IT.
>> Clay: HUH.
YOU KILLED IT.
>> Clay: HUH.
I DID?
>> Clay: HUH.
I DID?
HMM.
I DID?
HMM.
OKAY, LET'S PACK UP AND GET YOU
HMM.
OKAY, LET'S PACK UP AND GET YOU
TO DR. POTTERSWHEEL.
OKAY, LET'S PACK UP AND GET YOU
TO DR. POTTERSWHEEL.
HE'S PERFECT WHEN IT COMES TO
TO DR. POTTERSWHEEL.
HE'S PERFECT WHEN IT COMES TO
KEEPING HIS MOUTH SHUT AND JUST
HE'S PERFECT WHEN IT COMES TO
KEEPING HIS MOUTH SHUT AND JUST
DOING HIS JOB.
KEEPING HIS MOUTH SHUT AND JUST
DOING HIS JOB.
[ BIRD SQUAWKS ]
DOING HIS JOB.
[ BIRD SQUAWKS ]
>> Bloberta: HERE YOU ARE, OREL.
[ BIRD SQUAWKS ]
>> Bloberta: HERE YOU ARE, OREL.
>> Shapey: [ SCREAMS ]
>> Bloberta: HERE YOU ARE, OREL.
>> Shapey: [ SCREAMS ]
>> Bloberta: DR. POTTERSWHEEL
>> Shapey: [ SCREAMS ]
>> Bloberta: DR. POTTERSWHEEL
WANTS YOU TO EAT PLENTY OF FATTY
>> Bloberta: DR. POTTERSWHEEL
WANTS YOU TO EAT PLENTY OF FATTY
FOOD.
WANTS YOU TO EAT PLENTY OF FATTY
FOOD.
IT'LL HELP YOUR LEG CLOT.
FOOD.
IT'LL HELP YOUR LEG CLOT.
>> Orel: THANKS, MOM.
IT'LL HELP YOUR LEG CLOT.
>> Orel: THANKS, MOM.
MOM?
>> Orel: THANKS, MOM.
MOM?
WHY DID YOU MARRY DAD?
MOM?
WHY DID YOU MARRY DAD?
>> Bloberta: WHY?
WHY DID YOU MARRY DAD?
>> Bloberta: WHY?
WELL, MEN HAVE TO MARRY WOMEN.
>> Bloberta: WHY?
WELL, MEN HAVE TO MARRY WOMEN.
OTHERWISE, IF MEN MARRIED MEN
WELL, MEN HAVE TO MARRY WOMEN.
OTHERWISE, IF MEN MARRIED MEN
AND WOMEN MARRIED WOMEN, WE'D
OTHERWISE, IF MEN MARRIED MEN
AND WOMEN MARRIED WOMEN, WE'D
ALL GIVE BIRTH TO NOTHING BUT
AND WOMEN MARRIED WOMEN, WE'D
ALL GIVE BIRTH TO NOTHING BUT
FAIRYSEXUALS.
ALL GIVE BIRTH TO NOTHING BUT
FAIRYSEXUALS.
>> Orel: BUT WHY DID YOU MARRY
FAIRYSEXUALS.
>> Orel: BUT WHY DID YOU MARRY
DAD?
>> Orel: BUT WHY DID YOU MARRY
DAD?
>> Bloberta: OH.
DAD?
>> Bloberta: OH.
WELL [LAUGHS] WHY NOT?
>> Bloberta: OH.
WELL [LAUGHS] WHY NOT?
>> Orel: WELL, IT'S JUST THAT
WELL [LAUGHS] WHY NOT?
>> Orel: WELL, IT'S JUST THAT
WHEN HE DRINKS, HE CHANGES.
>> Orel: WELL, IT'S JUST THAT
WHEN HE DRINKS, HE CHANGES.
>> Bloberta: OH, HE DOESN'T
WHEN HE DRINKS, HE CHANGES.
>> Bloberta: OH, HE DOESN'T
CHANGE, OREL.
>> Bloberta: OH, HE DOESN'T
CHANGE, OREL.
THAT'S JUST HIS TRUE NATURE
CHANGE, OREL.
THAT'S JUST HIS TRUE NATURE
COMING OUT.
THAT'S JUST HIS TRUE NATURE
COMING OUT.
>> Orel: HUH.
COMING OUT.
>> Orel: HUH.
NATURE.
>> Orel: HUH.
NATURE.
[ SIGHS ]
[ BIRD SCREECHES ]
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
[ INSECTS BUZZING ]
[ CHIRPING CONTINUES ]
[ BUZZING CONTINUES ]
GO ON A FATHER-AND-SON OUTING?
I THINK IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO
EXPERIENCE THE WONDER AND
MAJESTY OF SHOOTING A GUN.
EXPERIENCE THE WONDER AND
MAJESTY OF SHOOTING A GUN.
WITH ONE OF THESE HONEYS, WE'RE
MAJESTY OF SHOOTING A GUN.
WITH ONE OF THESE HONEYS, WE'RE
MERCIFULLY LETTING ANIMALS TAKE
WITH ONE OF THESE HONEYS, WE'RE
MERCIFULLY LETTING ANIMALS TAKE
WHAT WE LIKE TO CALL "NATURE'S
MERCIFULLY LETTING ANIMALS TAKE
WHAT WE LIKE TO CALL "NATURE'S
SHORTCUT."
WHAT WE LIKE TO CALL "NATURE'S
SHORTCUT."
>> Orel: I'M ALL PACKED, DAD!
SHORTCUT."
>> Orel: I'M ALL PACKED, DAD!
>> Clay: NOW, WHAT'S THIS?
>> Orel: I'M ALL PACKED, DAD!
>> Clay: NOW, WHAT'S THIS?
>> Orel: OH, THAT'S MY FAVORITE
>> Clay: NOW, WHAT'S THIS?
>> Orel: OH, THAT'S MY FAVORITE
LUCKY SHIRT!
>> Orel: OH, THAT'S MY FAVORITE
LUCKY SHIRT!
>> Clay: THIS IS THE LIFE, KID.
LUCKY SHIRT!
>> Clay: THIS IS THE LIFE, KID.
NO ONE TELLING YOU WHAT TO DO OR
>> Clay: THIS IS THE LIFE, KID.
NO ONE TELLING YOU WHAT TO DO OR
HOW HER DAY WAS.
NO ONE TELLING YOU WHAT TO DO OR
HOW HER DAY WAS.
LET'S HUNT!
HOW HER DAY WAS.
LET'S HUNT!
>> Orel: [ GIGGLING ]
LET'S HUNT!
>> Orel: [ GIGGLING ]
WHOOPS.
>> Orel: [ GIGGLING ]
WHOOPS.
[ GIGGLING ]
WHOOPS.
[ GIGGLING ]
>> Clay: EVERYONE KNOWS THAT
[ GIGGLING ]
>> Clay: EVERYONE KNOWS THAT
GRASS IS NATURE'S CARPETING!
>> Clay: EVERYONE KNOWS THAT
GRASS IS NATURE'S CARPETING!
[ GUNSHOT ]
GRASS IS NATURE'S CARPETING!
[ GUNSHOT ]
>> Orel: DAD!
[ GUNSHOT ]
>> Orel: DAD!
>> Clay: HUNTING DOGS ARE
>> Orel: DAD!
>> Clay: HUNTING DOGS ARE
JUST NATURE'S RABBITS.
>> Clay: HUNTING DOGS ARE
JUST NATURE'S RABBITS.
[ GUNSHOT ]
JUST NATURE'S RABBITS.
[ GUNSHOT ]
>> Orel: I'M NOT REALLY
[ GUNSHOT ]
>> Orel: I'M NOT REALLY
COMFORTABLE HUNTING WITH YOU
>> Orel: I'M NOT REALLY
COMFORTABLE HUNTING WITH YOU
RIGHT NOW.
COMFORTABLE HUNTING WITH YOU
RIGHT NOW.
I THINK YOU MIGHT BE TOO DRUNK.
RIGHT NOW.
I THINK YOU MIGHT BE TOO DRUNK.
>> Clay: LET ME TELL YOU
I THINK YOU MIGHT BE TOO DRUNK.
>> Clay: LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING, OREL.
>> Clay: LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING, OREL.
DRUNK...
SOMETHING, OREL.
DRUNK...
IS...
DRUNK...
IS...
NATURE.
IS...
NATURE.
I HATE MYSELF.
WHY DO YOU QUIT WORKING ON ME?!
SHE ALWAYS FOOLS ME, OREL.
"I'LL MAKE THINGS BETTER, DEAR!
SHE ALWAYS FOOLS ME, OREL.
"I'LL MAKE THINGS BETTER, DEAR!
DRINK ME! PUT ME INSIDE YOU!
"I'LL MAKE THINGS BETTER, DEAR!
DRINK ME! PUT ME INSIDE YOU!
I'M GREAT!"
DRINK ME! PUT ME INSIDE YOU!
I'M GREAT!"
AND SHE CHOKES ME, JUST LIKE
I'M GREAT!"
AND SHE CHOKES ME, JUST LIKE
EVERY OTHER WHORE OUT THERE!
AND SHE CHOKES ME, JUST LIKE
EVERY OTHER WHORE OUT THERE!
THEY'RE ALL WORTHLESS, KID,
EVERY OTHER WHORE OUT THERE!
THEY'RE ALL WORTHLESS, KID,
EVERY WOMAN!
THEY'RE ALL WORTHLESS, KID,
EVERY WOMAN!
DON'T LET THEM GET YOU!
EVERY WOMAN!
DON'T LET THEM GET YOU!
ALL OF THEM WANT TO GET YOU!
DON'T LET THEM GET YOU!
ALL OF THEM WANT TO GET YOU!
THEY JUST GRAB YOU AND PULL YOU
ALL OF THEM WANT TO GET YOU!
THEY JUST GRAB YOU AND PULL YOU
INTO 'EM, AND YOU'RE FORCED TO
THEY JUST GRAB YOU AND PULL YOU
INTO 'EM, AND YOU'RE FORCED TO
STAY IN AND PULL OUT, AND STAY
INTO 'EM, AND YOU'RE FORCED TO
STAY IN AND PULL OUT, AND STAY
IN AND PULL OUT, AND THEN THEY
STAY IN AND PULL OUT, AND STAY
IN AND PULL OUT, AND THEN THEY
GOT YOU, AND THEY GRIP YOU RIGHT
IN AND PULL OUT, AND THEN THEY
GOT YOU, AND THEY GRIP YOU RIGHT
WHERE IT COUNTS, AND THEN THEY
GOT YOU, AND THEY GRIP YOU RIGHT
WHERE IT COUNTS, AND THEN THEY
START SQUEEZING THINGS OUT!
WHERE IT COUNTS, AND THEN THEY
START SQUEEZING THINGS OUT!
THINGS THAT ARE LIKE WEIGHTS
START SQUEEZING THINGS OUT!
THINGS THAT ARE LIKE WEIGHTS
AROUND YOUR HEAD!
THINGS THAT ARE LIKE WEIGHTS
AROUND YOUR HEAD!
YOU'RE STUCK THERE FOR THE REST
AROUND YOUR HEAD!
YOU'RE STUCK THERE FOR THE REST
OF YOUR LIFE WITH NOWHERE TO GO
YOU'RE STUCK THERE FOR THE REST
OF YOUR LIFE WITH NOWHERE TO GO
AND NO ONE TO BE!
OF YOUR LIFE WITH NOWHERE TO GO
AND NO ONE TO BE!
[ SOBBING AND SCREAMING ]
[ FANFARE ]
[ GUNSHOT ]
>> Orel: DAD?!
ARE YOU OKAY?!
>> Clay: [ LAUGHING ]
ARE YOU OKAY?!
>> Clay: [ LAUGHING ]
[ COUGHING ]
>> Clay: [ LAUGHING ]
[ COUGHING ]
OKAY?
[ COUGHING ]
OKAY?
AM I OKAY?
OKAY?
AM I OKAY?
[ LAUGHING ]
AM I OKAY?
[ LAUGHING ]
YOU SHOOT ONE THING THIS WHOLE
[ LAUGHING ]
YOU SHOOT ONE THING THIS WHOLE
TRIP -- COUNT 'EM, ONE THING --
YOU SHOOT ONE THING THIS WHOLE
TRIP -- COUNT 'EM, ONE THING --
AND IT'S TWO OF MY LAST BOTTLES
TRIP -- COUNT 'EM, ONE THING --
AND IT'S TWO OF MY LAST BOTTLES
OF LIQUOR!
AND IT'S TWO OF MY LAST BOTTLES
OF LIQUOR!
>> Orel: SORRY, DAD.
OF LIQUOR!
>> Orel: SORRY, DAD.
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
>> Orel: SORRY, DAD.
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
>> Clay: THERE ARE NO ACCIDENTS!
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
>> Clay: THERE ARE NO ACCIDENTS!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Clay: THERE ARE NO ACCIDENTS!
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU'VE DONE NOTHING BUT WHINE
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU'VE DONE NOTHING BUT WHINE
LIKE A LADY IN A FLOWERY, SISSY
YOU'VE DONE NOTHING BUT WHINE
LIKE A LADY IN A FLOWERY, SISSY
SKIRT AND ATTRACTIVE HIGH HEELS
LIKE A LADY IN A FLOWERY, SISSY
SKIRT AND ATTRACTIVE HIGH HEELS
ABOUT MY DRINKING SINCE WE GOT
SKIRT AND ATTRACTIVE HIGH HEELS
ABOUT MY DRINKING SINCE WE GOT
HERE!
ABOUT MY DRINKING SINCE WE GOT
HERE!
>> Orel: IT'S BECAUSE YOU BECOME
HERE!
>> Orel: IT'S BECAUSE YOU BECOME
A BAD PERSON WHEN YOU DRINK!
>> Orel: IT'S BECAUSE YOU BECOME
A BAD PERSON WHEN YOU DRINK!
>> Clay: OH.
A BAD PERSON WHEN YOU DRINK!
>> Clay: OH.
OH.
>> Clay: OH.
OH.
I DO, DO I?
OH.
I DO, DO I?
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
I DO, DO I?
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
WELL, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT!
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
WELL, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT!
[ BUCKLE JINGLES ]
WELL, WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT!
[ BUCKLE JINGLES ]
[ GRUNTING ]
[ BUCKLE JINGLES ]
[ GRUNTING ]
[ Muttering ] OH, COME ON.
[ GRUNTING ]
[ Muttering ] OH, COME ON.
COME ON!
[ Muttering ] OH, COME ON.
COME ON!
WAIT.
COME ON!
WAIT.
COME ON.
WAIT.
COME ON.
[ GRUNTING ]
COME ON.
[ GRUNTING ]
>> Orel: [ GASPS ]
[ GRUNTING ]
>> Orel: [ GASPS ]
DAD!
>> Orel: [ GASPS ]
DAD!
>> Clay: GET AWAY FROM ME!
DAD!
>> Clay: GET AWAY FROM ME!
[ GRUNTING ]
>> Clay: GET AWAY FROM ME!
[ GRUNTING ]
[ SOBBING ]
[ GRUNTING ]
[ SOBBING ]
UHHHHH!
[ SOBBING ]
UHHHHH!
[ MUTTERING ]
UHHHHH!
[ MUTTERING ]
[ GRUNTING ]
[ MUTTERING ]
[ GRUNTING ]
[ PANTING ]
[ ZIPPER CLOSES ]
OKAY.
IT'S TIME YOU BECAME A MAN.
OKAY.
IT'S TIME YOU BECAME A MAN.
[ SNIFFS ]
IT'S TIME YOU BECAME A MAN.
[ SNIFFS ]
WHERE'S MY RIFLE?
[ SNIFFS ]
WHERE'S MY RIFLE?
>> Orel: I-I-I DON'T THINK --
WHERE'S MY RIFLE?
>> Orel: I-I-I DON'T THINK --
>> Clay: THERE IT IS.
>> Orel: I-I-I DON'T THINK --
>> Clay: THERE IT IS.
>> Orel: DAD, WATCH OUT!
>> Clay: THERE IT IS.
>> Orel: DAD, WATCH OUT!
>> Clay: PLEASE, OREL, I KNOW
>> Orel: DAD, WATCH OUT!
>> Clay: PLEASE, OREL, I KNOW
EXACTLY WHAT I'M DOING.
>> Clay: PLEASE, OREL, I KNOW
EXACTLY WHAT I'M DOING.
>> Orel: YEAH, BUT YOU MIGHT
EXACTLY WHAT I'M DOING.
>> Orel: YEAH, BUT YOU MIGHT
SHOOT IT OFF BY MISTAKE.
>> Orel: YEAH, BUT YOU MIGHT
SHOOT IT OFF BY MISTAKE.
>> Clay: THERE AREN'T ANY
SHOOT IT OFF BY MISTAKE.
>> Clay: THERE AREN'T ANY
MISTAKES EITHER.
>> Clay: THERE AREN'T ANY
MISTAKES EITHER.
NO MISTAKES, NO ACCIDENTS, NO
MISTAKES EITHER.
NO MISTAKES, NO ACCIDENTS, NO
FLUB-UPS, NO BONERS.
NO MISTAKES, NO ACCIDENTS, NO
FLUB-UPS, NO BONERS.
>> Orel: BUT --
FLUB-UPS, NO BONERS.
>> Orel: BUT --
>> Clay: DON'T BUT ME!
>> Orel: BUT --
>> Clay: DON'T BUT ME!
[ GUNSHOT ]
>> Clay: DON'T BUT ME!
[ GUNSHOT ]
>> Orel: [ Weakly ] DAD.
[ GUNSHOT ]
>> Orel: [ Weakly ] DAD.
>> Clay: OREL!
>> Orel: [ Weakly ] DAD.
>> Clay: OREL!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
>> Clay: OREL!
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
>> Orel: I GOT SHOT BY YOU.
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
>> Orel: I GOT SHOT BY YOU.
>> Clay: YOU SURE DID.
>> Orel: I GOT SHOT BY YOU.
>> Clay: YOU SURE DID.
YOU'VE GOT TO LEARN TO BE MORE
>> Clay: YOU SURE DID.
YOU'VE GOT TO LEARN TO BE MORE
CAREFUL, SON.
YOU'VE GOT TO LEARN TO BE MORE
CAREFUL, SON.
>> Orel: IT HURTS, DAD.
CAREFUL, SON.
>> Orel: IT HURTS, DAD.
>> Clay: WELL, IT'S SUPPOSED TO.
>> Orel: IT HURTS, DAD.
>> Clay: WELL, IT'S SUPPOSED TO.
PAIN IS NATURE'S SPANKINGS.
>> Clay: WELL, IT'S SUPPOSED TO.
PAIN IS NATURE'S SPANKINGS.
>> Orel: DAD, I'M BLEEDING A
PAIN IS NATURE'S SPANKINGS.
>> Orel: DAD, I'M BLEEDING A
LOT.
>> Orel: DAD, I'M BLEEDING A
LOT.
>> Clay: UM, WE'RE GONNA NEED
LOT.
>> Clay: UM, WE'RE GONNA NEED
SOME CLOTH FOR A TOURNIQUET.
>> Clay: UM, WE'RE GONNA NEED
SOME CLOTH FOR A TOURNIQUET.
HMM. UH...
SOME CLOTH FOR A TOURNIQUET.
HMM. UH...
>> Orel: UH, UH, I THINK A SHIRT
HMM. UH...
>> Orel: UH, UH, I THINK A SHIRT
WOULD WORK.
>> Orel: UH, UH, I THINK A SHIRT
WOULD WORK.
>> Clay: THATABOY.
WOULD WORK.
>> Clay: THATABOY.
[ FABRIC RIPS ]
>> Clay: THATABOY.
[ FABRIC RIPS ]
>> Orel: MY LUCKY SHIRT?
[ FABRIC RIPS ]
>> Orel: MY LUCKY SHIRT?
>> Clay: WELL, MAYBE IT'LL
>> Orel: MY LUCKY SHIRT?
>> Clay: WELL, MAYBE IT'LL
FINALLY START KICKING IN.
>> Clay: WELL, MAYBE IT'LL
FINALLY START KICKING IN.
[ CHUCKLES ]
FINALLY START KICKING IN.
[ CHUCKLES ]
I GUESS MY LUCKY GUN TRUMPED
[ CHUCKLES ]
I GUESS MY LUCKY GUN TRUMPED
YOUR LUCKY SHIRT, KIDARINO.
I GUESS MY LUCKY GUN TRUMPED
YOUR LUCKY SHIRT, KIDARINO.
>> Orel: DAD, I-I HAVE SOME
YOUR LUCKY SHIRT, KIDARINO.
>> Orel: DAD, I-I HAVE SOME
DISINFECTANT IN MY FIRST-AID
>> Orel: DAD, I-I HAVE SOME
DISINFECTANT IN MY FIRST-AID
BAG.
DISINFECTANT IN MY FIRST-AID
BAG.
>> Clay: FIRST AID?
BAG.
>> Clay: FIRST AID?
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO
>> Clay: FIRST AID?
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO
BRING THAT.
I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO
BRING THAT.
>> Orel: YEAH. WELL...
BRING THAT.
>> Orel: YEAH. WELL...
>> Clay: OHHH.
>> Orel: YEAH. WELL...
>> Clay: OHHH.
[ MUTTERING ]
>> Clay: OHHH.
[ MUTTERING ]
HELLO.
[ MUTTERING ]
HELLO.
OKAY.
HELLO.
OKAY.
THIS MIGHT STING A LITTLE.
BL-BL-BL-BL-BL-BL-BL.
WHOOPS.
>> Orel: I HATE YOU.
WHOOPS.
>> Orel: I HATE YOU.
>> Clay: HATE AWAY, SISTER.
>> Orel: I HATE YOU.
>> Clay: HATE AWAY, SISTER.
HATE AWAY.
>> Clay: HATE AWAY, SISTER.
HATE AWAY.
[ SNORING ]
HATE AWAY.
[ SNORING ]
>> Orel: DAD?
[ SNORING ]
>> Orel: DAD?
[ BEAR GROWLING ]
[ SNIFFING ]
>> Orel: DAD.
>> [ SNIFFING ]
>> Orel: DAD.
>> [ SNIFFING ]
[ ROARS ]
>> [ SNIFFING ]
[ ROARS ]
>> Clay: DON'T YOU TELL ME I'M
[ ROARS ]
>> Clay: DON'T YOU TELL ME I'M
NOT BECAUSE I AM.
>> Clay: DON'T YOU TELL ME I'M
NOT BECAUSE I AM.
I GUESS I AM.
NOT BECAUSE I AM.
I GUESS I AM.
>> [ ROARING ]
>> Orel: SORRY, MR. BEAR, BUT MY
DAD'S A JERK.
[ CLICKING ]
DAD'S A JERK.
[ CLICKING ]
>> Clay: OREL!
[ CLICKING ]
>> Clay: OREL!
SHUT UP.
>> Clay: OREL!
SHUT UP.
[ SMACKING LIPS ]
SHUT UP.
[ SMACKING LIPS ]
I'M THE SON. I'M THE SON.
[ SMACKING LIPS ]
I'M THE SON. I'M THE SON.
[ ANIMALS HOWLING ]
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
[ INSECTS BUZZING ]
[ BIRD SQUAWKING ]
>> Clay: TURN OFF THAT LIGHT.
>> Orel: THAT'S THE SUN.
>> Clay: SUN? NO SUN.
>> Orel: THAT'S THE SUN.
>> Clay: SUN? NO SUN.
HMM?
>> Clay: SUN? NO SUN.
HMM?
OH. SUN.
HMM?
OH. SUN.
>> Orel: DAD, I'M HURT.
OH. SUN.
>> Orel: DAD, I'M HURT.
>> Clay: YEAH?
>> Orel: DAD, I'M HURT.
>> Clay: YEAH?
HEY, BUDDY.
>> Clay: YEAH?
HEY, BUDDY.
DO ME A FAVOR -- TAKE YOUR
HEY, BUDDY.
DO ME A FAVOR -- TAKE YOUR
SLEEPING BAG...
DO ME A FAVOR -- TAKE YOUR
SLEEPING BAG...
>> Orel: YEAH?
SLEEPING BAG...
>> Orel: YEAH?
>> Clay: ...AND WRAP IT AROUND
>> Orel: YEAH?
>> Clay: ...AND WRAP IT AROUND
MY EYES, WILL YOU?
>> Clay: ...AND WRAP IT AROUND
MY EYES, WILL YOU?
YEAH.
MY EYES, WILL YOU?
YEAH.
YOU'RE GOOD.
YEAH.
YOU'RE GOOD.
[ SNORING ]
YOU'RE GOOD.
[ SNORING ]
[ SQUAWKING CONTINUES ]
[ SNORING CONTINUES ]
[ SIGHS ]
HEY.
MORNING!
HEY.
MORNING!
>> Orel: MORNING WAS 13 HOURS
MORNING!
>> Orel: MORNING WAS 13 HOURS
AGO.
>> Orel: MORNING WAS 13 HOURS
AGO.
>> Clay: HA HA.
AGO.
>> Clay: HA HA.
MISSED THE ROOSTERS, EH?
>> Clay: HA HA.
MISSED THE ROOSTERS, EH?
HIGH TIME FOR SOME BREAKFAST.
MISSED THE ROOSTERS, EH?
HIGH TIME FOR SOME BREAKFAST.
>> Orel: I WANT TO GO HOME, DAD.
HIGH TIME FOR SOME BREAKFAST.
>> Orel: I WANT TO GO HOME, DAD.
>> Clay: WHAT?
>> Orel: I WANT TO GO HOME, DAD.
>> Clay: WHAT?
WHY, WHAT HAPPENED?
>> Clay: WHAT?
WHY, WHAT HAPPENED?
>> Orel: YOU SHOT ME IN THE LEG.
WHY, WHAT HAPPENED?
>> Orel: YOU SHOT ME IN THE LEG.
>> Clay: NO, I DIDN'T.
>> Orel: YOU SHOT ME IN THE LEG.
>> Clay: NO, I DIDN'T.
>> Orel: LOOK.
>> Clay: NO, I DIDN'T.
>> Orel: LOOK.
>> Clay: OH.
>> Orel: LOOK.
>> Clay: OH.
I DON'T REMEMBER THAT.
>> Clay: OH.
I DON'T REMEMBER THAT.
SO THAT MEANS IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
I DON'T REMEMBER THAT.
SO THAT MEANS IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
WELL, WE SHOULD GET YOU --
SO THAT MEANS IT'S NOT MY FAULT.
WELL, WE SHOULD GET YOU --
[ GASPS ] OREL!
WELL, WE SHOULD GET YOU --
[ GASPS ] OREL!
>> Orel: HE'S DEAD.
[ GASPS ] OREL!
>> Orel: HE'S DEAD.
>> Clay: SHOT?
>> Orel: HE'S DEAD.
>> Clay: SHOT?
>> Orel: YEAH.
>> Clay: SHOT?
>> Orel: YEAH.
>> Clay: OH, OREL.
>> Orel: YEAH.
>> Clay: OH, OREL.
MAKE ME HAPPY.
>> Clay: OH, OREL.
MAKE ME HAPPY.
MAKE ME PROUD OF YOU, SON, AND
MAKE ME HAPPY.
MAKE ME PROUD OF YOU, SON, AND
TELL ME THAT YOU SHOT THAT BEAR
MAKE ME PROUD OF YOU, SON, AND
TELL ME THAT YOU SHOT THAT BEAR
YOURSELF.
TELL ME THAT YOU SHOT THAT BEAR
YOURSELF.
>> Orel: NO, DAD.
YOURSELF.
>> Orel: NO, DAD.
YOU KILLED IT.
>> Orel: NO, DAD.
YOU KILLED IT.
>> Clay: HUH.
YOU KILLED IT.
>> Clay: HUH.
I DID?
>> Clay: HUH.
I DID?
HMM.
I DID?
HMM.
OKAY, LET'S PACK UP AND GET YOU
HMM.
OKAY, LET'S PACK UP AND GET YOU
TO DR. POTTERSWHEEL.
OKAY, LET'S PACK UP AND GET YOU
TO DR. POTTERSWHEEL.
HE'S PERFECT WHEN IT COMES TO
TO DR. POTTERSWHEEL.
HE'S PERFECT WHEN IT COMES TO
KEEPING HIS MOUTH SHUT AND JUST
HE'S PERFECT WHEN IT COMES TO
KEEPING HIS MOUTH SHUT AND JUST
DOING HIS JOB.
KEEPING HIS MOUTH SHUT AND JUST
DOING HIS JOB.
[ BIRD SQUAWKS ]
DOING HIS JOB.
[ BIRD SQUAWKS ]
>> Bloberta: HERE YOU ARE, OREL.
[ BIRD SQUAWKS ]
>> Bloberta: HERE YOU ARE, OREL.
>> Shapey: [ SCREAMS ]
>> Bloberta: HERE YOU ARE, OREL.
>> Shapey: [ SCREAMS ]
>> Bloberta: DR. POTTERSWHEEL
>> Shapey: [ SCREAMS ]
>> Bloberta: DR. POTTERSWHEEL
WANTS YOU TO EAT PLENTY OF FATTY
>> Bloberta: DR. POTTERSWHEEL
WANTS YOU TO EAT PLENTY OF FATTY
FOOD.
WANTS YOU TO EAT PLENTY OF FATTY
FOOD.
IT'LL HELP YOUR LEG CLOT.
FOOD.
IT'LL HELP YOUR LEG CLOT.
>> Orel: THANKS, MOM.
IT'LL HELP YOUR LEG CLOT.
>> Orel: THANKS, MOM.
MOM?
>> Orel: THANKS, MOM.
MOM?
WHY DID YOU MARRY DAD?
MOM?
WHY DID YOU MARRY DAD?
>> Bloberta: WHY?
WHY DID YOU MARRY DAD?
>> Bloberta: WHY?
WELL, MEN HAVE TO MARRY WOMEN.
>> Bloberta: WHY?
WELL, MEN HAVE TO MARRY WOMEN.
OTHERWISE, IF MEN MARRIED MEN
WELL, MEN HAVE TO MARRY WOMEN.
OTHERWISE, IF MEN MARRIED MEN
AND WOMEN MARRIED WOMEN, WE'D
OTHERWISE, IF MEN MARRIED MEN
AND WOMEN MARRIED WOMEN, WE'D
ALL GIVE BIRTH TO NOTHING BUT
AND WOMEN MARRIED WOMEN, WE'D
ALL GIVE BIRTH TO NOTHING BUT
FAIRYSEXUALS.
ALL GIVE BIRTH TO NOTHING BUT
FAIRYSEXUALS.
>> Orel: BUT WHY DID YOU MARRY
FAIRYSEXUALS.
>> Orel: BUT WHY DID YOU MARRY
DAD?
>> Orel: BUT WHY DID YOU MARRY
DAD?
>> Bloberta: OH.
DAD?
>> Bloberta: OH.
WELL [LAUGHS] WHY NOT?
>> Bloberta: OH.
WELL [LAUGHS] WHY NOT?
>> Orel: WELL, IT'S JUST THAT
WELL [LAUGHS] WHY NOT?
>> Orel: WELL, IT'S JUST THAT
WHEN HE DRINKS, HE CHANGES.
>> Orel: WELL, IT'S JUST THAT
WHEN HE DRINKS, HE CHANGES.
>> Bloberta: OH, HE DOESN'T
WHEN HE DRINKS, HE CHANGES.
>> Bloberta: OH, HE DOESN'T
CHANGE, OREL.
>> Bloberta: OH, HE DOESN'T
CHANGE, OREL.
THAT'S JUST HIS TRUE NATURE
CHANGE, OREL.
THAT'S JUST HIS TRUE NATURE
COMING OUT.
THAT'S JUST HIS TRUE NATURE
COMING OUT.
>> Orel: HUH.
COMING OUT.
>> Orel: HUH.
NATURE.
>> Orel: HUH.
NATURE.
[ SIGHS ]
[ BIRD SCREECHES ]
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
[ INSECTS BUZZING ]
[ CHIRPING CONTINUES ]
[ BUZZING CONTINUES ]