Moral Orel (2005–2009): Season 2, Episode 18 - Orel's Movie Premiere - full transcript
Orel holds a premiere of his new stop-motion animated film in his backyard for several of Moralton's authority figures.
[ FANFARE ]
>> YOU AND ME GOT A LOT IN
COMMON, PRINCIPAL FAKEY.
I THINK OF MY ENTIRE PRODUCE
SECTION AS A CLASSROOM, AND
IRONICALLY, THE EGGS ARE THE
DUMB ONES AND THE CABBAGES ARE
THE EGGHEADS.
>> Bloberta: REVEREND PUTTY,
TUNA CONE?
>> Rev. Putty: NO, THANKS.
TUNA CONE?
>> Rev. Putty: NO, THANKS.
>> Bloberta: OH, BUT IT'S A FUN
>> Rev. Putty: NO, THANKS.
>> Bloberta: OH, BUT IT'S A FUN
HORS D'OEUVRE.
>> Bloberta: OH, BUT IT'S A FUN
HORS D'OEUVRE.
>> Rev. Putty: NOT FOR ME, IT
HORS D'OEUVRE.
>> Rev. Putty: NOT FOR ME, IT
ISN'T.
>> Rev. Putty: NOT FOR ME, IT
ISN'T.
>> Bloberta: OH, COME ON,
ISN'T.
>> Bloberta: OH, COME ON,
REVEREND.
>> Bloberta: OH, COME ON,
REVEREND.
IT'S DELICIOUS.
REVEREND.
IT'S DELICIOUS.
>> Rev. Putty: BLOBERTA, I HAVE
IT'S DELICIOUS.
>> Rev. Putty: BLOBERTA, I HAVE
ONE BITE OF THAT HORS D'OEUVRE,
>> Rev. Putty: BLOBERTA, I HAVE
ONE BITE OF THAT HORS D'OEUVRE,
AND I GUARANTEE YOU THAT I WILL
ONE BITE OF THAT HORS D'OEUVRE,
AND I GUARANTEE YOU THAT I WILL
GET EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA IN
AND I GUARANTEE YOU THAT I WILL
GET EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA IN
13 SECONDS.
GET EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA IN
13 SECONDS.
>> Bloberta: OH.
13 SECONDS.
>> Bloberta: OH.
>> Stopframe: NO, YOU'RE BETTER
>> Bloberta: OH.
>> Stopframe: NO, YOU'RE BETTER
WHEN YOU DRINK.
>> Stopframe: NO, YOU'RE BETTER
WHEN YOU DRINK.
>> Clay: OH, DANIELLE.
WHEN YOU DRINK.
>> Clay: OH, DANIELLE.
I MISS YOUR LITTLE FACE.
>> Clay: OH, DANIELLE.
I MISS YOUR LITTLE FACE.
>> Orel: THANKS FOR COMING TO
I MISS YOUR LITTLE FACE.
>> Orel: THANKS FOR COMING TO
THE PREMIERE OF MY NEW FILM,
>> Orel: THANKS FOR COMING TO
THE PREMIERE OF MY NEW FILM,
EVERYONE.
THE PREMIERE OF MY NEW FILM,
EVERYONE.
>> Bloberta: OREL, I HOPE THAT'S
EVERYONE.
>> Bloberta: OREL, I HOPE THAT'S
NOT ONE OF MY CLEAN SHEETS
>> Bloberta: OREL, I HOPE THAT'S
NOT ONE OF MY CLEAN SHEETS
YOU'RE USING.
NOT ONE OF MY CLEAN SHEETS
YOU'RE USING.
>> Orel: NOPE, I TOOK IT OFF
YOU'RE USING.
>> Orel: NOPE, I TOOK IT OFF
DAD'S BED.
>> Orel: NOPE, I TOOK IT OFF
DAD'S BED.
>> Clay: WHAT?
DAD'S BED.
>> Clay: WHAT?
>> Bloberta: OH, GOOD.
>> Clay: WHAT?
>> Bloberta: OH, GOOD.
>> Stopframe: HMM. HMM.
>> Bloberta: OH, GOOD.
>> Stopframe: HMM. HMM.
>> Orel: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF
>> Stopframe: HMM. HMM.
>> Orel: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF
MORALTON, STATESOTA, THE LESSONS
>> Orel: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF
MORALTON, STATESOTA, THE LESSONS
I HAVE LEARNED HERE IN THIS TOWN
MORALTON, STATESOTA, THE LESSONS
I HAVE LEARNED HERE IN THIS TOWN
HAVE BEEN SO INSPIRING THAT I
I HAVE LEARNED HERE IN THIS TOWN
HAVE BEEN SO INSPIRING THAT I
HAVE BEEN MOVED TO REFLECT ON
HAVE BEEN SO INSPIRING THAT I
HAVE BEEN MOVED TO REFLECT ON
THEM IN NOT ONLY AN EDUCATIONAL
HAVE BEEN MOVED TO REFLECT ON
THEM IN NOT ONLY AN EDUCATIONAL
MANNER, BUT ALSO ARTISTICALLY.
THEM IN NOT ONLY AN EDUCATIONAL
MANNER, BUT ALSO ARTISTICALLY.
I DON'T KNOW IF MOST OF YOU ARE
MANNER, BUT ALSO ARTISTICALLY.
I DON'T KNOW IF MOST OF YOU ARE
FAMILIAR WITH THE PROCESS OF
I DON'T KNOW IF MOST OF YOU ARE
FAMILIAR WITH THE PROCESS OF
STOP-MOTION ANIMATION.
FAMILIAR WITH THE PROCESS OF
STOP-MOTION ANIMATION.
[ ALL GASP ]
STOP-MOTION ANIMATION.
[ ALL GASP ]
BUT FEAR NOT.
[ ALL GASP ]
BUT FEAR NOT.
STOP-MOTION ANIMATION IS A HOBBY
BUT FEAR NOT.
STOP-MOTION ANIMATION IS A HOBBY
OF MINE THAT HAS MADE IT
STOP-MOTION ANIMATION IS A HOBBY
OF MINE THAT HAS MADE IT
POSSIBLE FOR ME TO IMMORTALIZE
OF MINE THAT HAS MADE IT
POSSIBLE FOR ME TO IMMORTALIZE
ALL OF YOU HERE TONIGHT AND TELL
POSSIBLE FOR ME TO IMMORTALIZE
ALL OF YOU HERE TONIGHT AND TELL
THE STORY THAT YOU HAVE
ALL OF YOU HERE TONIGHT AND TELL
THE STORY THAT YOU HAVE
PROFOUNDLY INSPIRED.
THE STORY THAT YOU HAVE
PROFOUNDLY INSPIRED.
AND WE'RE ALL GONNA DO THE
PROFOUNDLY INSPIRED.
AND WE'RE ALL GONNA DO THE
VOICES.
AND WE'RE ALL GONNA DO THE
VOICES.
>> NO WAY. I QUIT.
VOICES.
>> NO WAY. I QUIT.
THIS MOVIE IS STUPID AND UGH.
>> NO WAY. I QUIT.
THIS MOVIE IS STUPID AND UGH.
>> Orel: OH, WELL.
THIS MOVIE IS STUPID AND UGH.
>> Orel: OH, WELL.
PLEASE SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE
>> Orel: OH, WELL.
PLEASE SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE
PREMIERE OF MY FIRST FEATURE
PLEASE SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE
PREMIERE OF MY FIRST FEATURE
STOP-MOTION ANIMATED FILM
PREMIERE OF MY FIRST FEATURE
STOP-MOTION ANIMATED FILM
"CRACK, PASTRY BAGS, AND
STOP-MOTION ANIMATED FILM
"CRACK, PASTRY BAGS, AND
ZOMBIES: THE UNHOLY TRINITY!"
"CRACK, PASTRY BAGS, AND
ZOMBIES: THE UNHOLY TRINITY!"
[ PROJECTOR CLICKS, WHIRRS ]
ZOMBIES: THE UNHOLY TRINITY!"
[ PROJECTOR CLICKS, WHIRRS ]
>> Clay: [ SLURPING ]
[ PROJECTOR CLICKS, WHIRRS ]
>> Clay: [ SLURPING ]
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Clay: [ SLURPING ]
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> ? HERE HE COMES FROM HEAVEN ?
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> ? HERE HE COMES FROM HEAVEN ?
? HERE HE COMES, PARTING THE
>> ? HERE HE COMES FROM HEAVEN ?
? HERE HE COMES, PARTING THE
CLOUDS ABOVE ?
? HERE HE COMES, PARTING THE
CLOUDS ABOVE ?
? OH, HERE COMES THE LORD ?
CLOUDS ABOVE ?
? OH, HERE COMES THE LORD ?
? TOOT YOUR BIRDIE HORNS ?
? OH, HERE COMES THE LORD ?
? TOOT YOUR BIRDIE HORNS ?
? THEN UPON HIS FINGER PERCH ?
? TOOT YOUR BIRDIE HORNS ?
? THEN UPON HIS FINGER PERCH ?
? HE MAY COME HERE TO STAY JUST
? THEN UPON HIS FINGER PERCH ?
? HE MAY COME HERE TO STAY JUST
TO WATCH US PRAY IN HIS FAVORITE
? HE MAY COME HERE TO STAY JUST
TO WATCH US PRAY IN HIS FAVORITE
CHURCH ?
TO WATCH US PRAY IN HIS FAVORITE
CHURCH ?
[ RECORD SCRATCHES ]
CHURCH ?
[ RECORD SCRATCHES ]
>> Doughy: HEY.
[ RECORD SCRATCHES ]
>> Doughy: HEY.
HEY. [ CLEARS THROAT ]
>> Doughy: HEY.
HEY. [ CLEARS THROAT ]
[ Deep voice ] "HEY,
HEY. [ CLEARS THROAT ]
[ Deep voice ] "HEY,
OREL PUPPINGTON, MY SON.
[ Deep voice ] "HEY,
OREL PUPPINGTON, MY SON.
GLUG, GLUG, GLUG."
OREL PUPPINGTON, MY SON.
GLUG, GLUG, GLUG."
>> Orel: "YES, CLAY PUPPINGTON,
GLUG, GLUG, GLUG."
>> Orel: "YES, CLAY PUPPINGTON,
MY FATHER WHO LOOKS LIKE A PUPPY
>> Orel: "YES, CLAY PUPPINGTON,
MY FATHER WHO LOOKS LIKE A PUPPY
BECAUSE HE IS LOYAL AND GOOD?"
MY FATHER WHO LOOKS LIKE A PUPPY
BECAUSE HE IS LOYAL AND GOOD?"
>> Doughy: "HEY, YOU DON'T HAVE
BECAUSE HE IS LOYAL AND GOOD?"
>> Doughy: "HEY, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO HURRY.
>> Doughy: "HEY, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO HURRY.
GLUG, GLUG, GLUG.
TO HURRY.
GLUG, GLUG, GLUG.
GOD NEVER MINDS IF WE SHOW UP
GLUG, GLUG, GLUG.
GOD NEVER MINDS IF WE SHOW UP
DRUNK AND/OR LATE TO CHURCH."
GOD NEVER MINDS IF WE SHOW UP
DRUNK AND/OR LATE TO CHURCH."
>> Orel: "YES, FATHER."
DRUNK AND/OR LATE TO CHURCH."
>> Orel: "YES, FATHER."
"FRIENDS, BEING THE MOST
>> Orel: "YES, FATHER."
"FRIENDS, BEING THE MOST
RESPECTED AND RIGHTEOUS MAN IN
"FRIENDS, BEING THE MOST
RESPECTED AND RIGHTEOUS MAN IN
MORALTON, IT REALLY IS A
RESPECTED AND RIGHTEOUS MAN IN
MORALTON, IT REALLY IS A
WONDERFUL RESPONSIBILITY TO BE
MORALTON, IT REALLY IS A
WONDERFUL RESPONSIBILITY TO BE
SO IMPORTANT.
WONDERFUL RESPONSIBILITY TO BE
SO IMPORTANT.
I MEAN, I AM SO WONDROUSLY WISE
SO IMPORTANT.
I MEAN, I AM SO WONDROUSLY WISE
AND BLESSED THAT IT IS HARD TO
I MEAN, I AM SO WONDROUSLY WISE
AND BLESSED THAT IT IS HARD TO
FIND WORDS TO DESCRIBE THE
AND BLESSED THAT IT IS HARD TO
FIND WORDS TO DESCRIBE THE
GOODNESS OF BEING ME, ALMOST AS
FIND WORDS TO DESCRIBE THE
GOODNESS OF BEING ME, ALMOST AS
WONDERFUL AS GOD, EXCEPT GOD IS
GOODNESS OF BEING ME, ALMOST AS
WONDERFUL AS GOD, EXCEPT GOD IS
THE BEST THING EVER, AND HE GAVE
WONDERFUL AS GOD, EXCEPT GOD IS
THE BEST THING EVER, AND HE GAVE
US JESUS.
THE BEST THING EVER, AND HE GAVE
US JESUS.
I LOVE JESUS SO MUCH THAT
US JESUS.
I LOVE JESUS SO MUCH THAT
NOTHING ELSE MATTERS TO ME.
I LOVE JESUS SO MUCH THAT
NOTHING ELSE MATTERS TO ME.
I DON'T NEED GIRLFRIENDS OR
NOTHING ELSE MATTERS TO ME.
I DON'T NEED GIRLFRIENDS OR
WIVES OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
I DON'T NEED GIRLFRIENDS OR
WIVES OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
I'M HAPPY BEING ALL ALONE
WIVES OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
I'M HAPPY BEING ALL ALONE
FOREVER.
I'M HAPPY BEING ALL ALONE
FOREVER.
AND HOW DO I STAY SO HOLY?
FOREVER.
AND HOW DO I STAY SO HOLY?
I FOLLOW THE THREE MOST
AND HOW DO I STAY SO HOLY?
I FOLLOW THE THREE MOST
IMPORTANT RULES -- TREASURE
I FOLLOW THE THREE MOST
IMPORTANT RULES -- TREASURE
GOD'S GREATEST GIFT OF LIFE,
IMPORTANT RULES -- TREASURE
GOD'S GREATEST GIFT OF LIFE,
GIVE TO THE POOR, AND NEVER
GOD'S GREATEST GIFT OF LIFE,
GIVE TO THE POOR, AND NEVER
WASTE MY SPERM.
GIVE TO THE POOR, AND NEVER
WASTE MY SPERM.
AMEN."
WASTE MY SPERM.
AMEN."
"DOUGHY, LOOK.
AMEN."
"DOUGHY, LOOK.
GOD LOVES LIFE MORE THAN DEATH.
"DOUGHY, LOOK.
GOD LOVES LIFE MORE THAN DEATH.
WE NEED TO RAISE YOUR DEAD
GOD LOVES LIFE MORE THAN DEATH.
WE NEED TO RAISE YOUR DEAD
GRANDFATHER FROM THE DEAD."
WE NEED TO RAISE YOUR DEAD
GRANDFATHER FROM THE DEAD."
>> Doughy: "OKAY.
GRANDFATHER FROM THE DEAD."
>> Doughy: "OKAY.
HOW, THOUGH, MORAL?"
>> Doughy: "OKAY.
HOW, THOUGH, MORAL?"
>> Orel: It's "Orel."
HOW, THOUGH, MORAL?"
>> Orel: It's "Orel."
>> Doughy: "OREL."
>> Orel: It's "Orel."
>> Doughy: "OREL."
>> Orel: "MAYBE I'LL HAVE AN
>> Doughy: "OREL."
>> Orel: "MAYBE I'LL HAVE AN
IDEA."
>> Orel: "MAYBE I'LL HAVE AN
IDEA."
>> Doughy: "THERE'S AN IDEA OVER
IDEA."
>> Doughy: "THERE'S AN IDEA OVER
YOUR HEAD THERE."
>> Doughy: "THERE'S AN IDEA OVER
YOUR HEAD THERE."
>> Orel: "YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOUR HEAD THERE."
>> Orel: "YOU'RE RIGHT.
LET'S START DIGGING.
>> Orel: "YOU'RE RIGHT.
LET'S START DIGGING.
LET'S STOP DIGGING."
LET'S START DIGGING.
LET'S STOP DIGGING."
>> Doughy: "GOOD IDEA.
LET'S STOP DIGGING."
>> Doughy: "GOOD IDEA.
THERE'S THE COFFIN WITH MY
>> Doughy: "GOOD IDEA.
THERE'S THE COFFIN WITH MY
GRANPY IN IT, AND NOT UNDER THE
THERE'S THE COFFIN WITH MY
GRANPY IN IT, AND NOT UNDER THE
GROUND."
GRANPY IN IT, AND NOT UNDER THE
GROUND."
>> Orel: "IT SURE IS NOT.
GROUND."
>> Orel: "IT SURE IS NOT.
LET'S TAKE HIS CLOTHES OFF."
>> Orel: "IT SURE IS NOT.
LET'S TAKE HIS CLOTHES OFF."
>> Doughy: "BUT WHY?"
LET'S TAKE HIS CLOTHES OFF."
>> Doughy: "BUT WHY?"
>> Orel: "THERE, HE LOOKS GOOD
>> Doughy: "BUT WHY?"
>> Orel: "THERE, HE LOOKS GOOD
AND NAKED NOW."
>> Orel: "THERE, HE LOOKS GOOD
AND NAKED NOW."
>> Doughy: "HALLELUJAH.
AND NAKED NOW."
>> Doughy: "HALLELUJAH.
BUT I'M NOT LOOKING."
>> Doughy: "HALLELUJAH.
BUT I'M NOT LOOKING."
>> Orel: "I'M GONNA READ FROM
BUT I'M NOT LOOKING."
>> Orel: "I'M GONNA READ FROM
THIS BOOK THAT'S WRITTEN IN A
>> Orel: "I'M GONNA READ FROM
THIS BOOK THAT'S WRITTEN IN A
DIFFERENT LANGUAGE.
THIS BOOK THAT'S WRITTEN IN A
DIFFERENT LANGUAGE.
'BONJOUR, ARRIVEDERCI, OOH, LA
DIFFERENT LANGUAGE.
'BONJOUR, ARRIVEDERCI, OOH, LA
LA, THAT'S ITALIAN.
'BONJOUR, ARRIVEDERCI, OOH, LA
LA, THAT'S ITALIAN.
CHING CHING CHING CHONG.
LA, THAT'S ITALIAN.
CHING CHING CHING CHONG.
SPAGHETTI.
CHING CHING CHING CHONG.
SPAGHETTI.
TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YOU.'"
SPAGHETTI.
TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YOU.'"
>> DOUGHY: "I'M A SCAREDY-CAT."
TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YOU.'"
>> DOUGHY: "I'M A SCAREDY-CAT."
>> Orel: "BUT, LOOK, YOUR NAKED
>> DOUGHY: "I'M A SCAREDY-CAT."
>> Orel: "BUT, LOOK, YOUR NAKED
GRANDFATHER IS NOT SINNING BY
>> Orel: "BUT, LOOK, YOUR NAKED
GRANDFATHER IS NOT SINNING BY
BEING DEAD ANYMORE.
GRANDFATHER IS NOT SINNING BY
BEING DEAD ANYMORE.
HOORAY, LOOK WHAT WE DID."
BEING DEAD ANYMORE.
HOORAY, LOOK WHAT WE DID."
>> Doughy: "UH-HUH!"
HOORAY, LOOK WHAT WE DID."
>> Doughy: "UH-HUH!"
"I'M THE POLICE, AND I THINK
>> Doughy: "UH-HUH!"
"I'M THE POLICE, AND I THINK
THIS IS ALL BAD."
"I'M THE POLICE, AND I THINK
THIS IS ALL BAD."
"RAR! I ONLY EAT BRAINS.
THIS IS ALL BAD."
"RAR! I ONLY EAT BRAINS.
RAARR!
"RAR! I ONLY EAT BRAINS.
RAARR!
GOD BLESS YOU BOYS.
RAARR!
GOD BLESS YOU BOYS.
GOD IS VERY PLEASED."
GOD BLESS YOU BOYS.
GOD IS VERY PLEASED."
"MY GRANPY NEVER LIKED BRAINS SO
GOD IS VERY PLEASED."
"MY GRANPY NEVER LIKED BRAINS SO
MUCH WHEN HE WAS ALIVE, OR EVEN
"MY GRANPY NEVER LIKED BRAINS SO
MUCH WHEN HE WAS ALIVE, OR EVEN
WHEN HE WAS DEAD."
MUCH WHEN HE WAS ALIVE, OR EVEN
WHEN HE WAS DEAD."
>> Orel: "YES, BUT WE SHOULD
WHEN HE WAS DEAD."
>> Orel: "YES, BUT WE SHOULD
STILL DO THIS TO EVERYBODY FOR
>> Orel: "YES, BUT WE SHOULD
STILL DO THIS TO EVERYBODY FOR
GOD WHILE THIS SONG PLAYS."
STILL DO THIS TO EVERYBODY FOR
GOD WHILE THIS SONG PLAYS."
[ HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
GOD WHILE THIS SONG PLAYS."
[ HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> ? BOW DOWN
[ HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> ? BOW DOWN
TO JESUS' BIDDING ?
>> ? BOW DOWN
TO JESUS' BIDDING ?
? I KID YOU NOT --
TO JESUS' BIDDING ?
? I KID YOU NOT --
THE LORD IS NOT KIDDING ?
? I KID YOU NOT --
THE LORD IS NOT KIDDING ?
[ GROWLS ]
THE LORD IS NOT KIDDING ?
[ GROWLS ]
? BURN IN HEAVEN ?
[ GROWLS ]
? BURN IN HEAVEN ?
? BU-U-U-U-RN!! ?
? BURN IN HEAVEN ?
? BU-U-U-U-RN!! ?
[ Distorted voice ] THE LORD IS
? BU-U-U-U-RN!! ?
[ Distorted voice ] THE LORD IS
MY SHEPHERD.
[ Distorted voice ] THE LORD IS
MY SHEPHERD.
I SHALL NOT WANT.
MY SHEPHERD.
I SHALL NOT WANT.
HE MAKETH ME TO LIE DOWN IN
I SHALL NOT WANT.
HE MAKETH ME TO LIE DOWN IN
GREEN PASTURES, TO RESTORETH MY
HE MAKETH ME TO LIE DOWN IN
GREEN PASTURES, TO RESTORETH MY
SOUL.
GREEN PASTURES, TO RESTORETH MY
SOUL.
[ RECORD SCRATCHES, MUSIC
SOUL.
[ RECORD SCRATCHES, MUSIC
STOPS ]
[ RECORD SCRATCHES, MUSIC
STOPS ]
>> Orel: "ALL DEAD PEOPLE NEED
STOPS ]
>> Orel: "ALL DEAD PEOPLE NEED
THEIR CLOTHES OFF.
>> Orel: "ALL DEAD PEOPLE NEED
THEIR CLOTHES OFF.
I STILL DON'T REMEMBER WHY."
THEIR CLOTHES OFF.
I STILL DON'T REMEMBER WHY."
>> Doughy: "OREL, HI, IT'S YOUR
I STILL DON'T REMEMBER WHY."
>> Doughy: "OREL, HI, IT'S YOUR
DAD.
>> Doughy: "OREL, HI, IT'S YOUR
DAD.
I NEED TO TEACH YOU WHAT YOU DID
DAD.
I NEED TO TEACH YOU WHAT YOU DID
WRONG BY BEATING YOU IN MY
I NEED TO TEACH YOU WHAT YOU DID
WRONG BY BEATING YOU IN MY
STUDY -- GLUG, GLUG, GLUG --
WRONG BY BEATING YOU IN MY
STUDY -- GLUG, GLUG, GLUG --
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I DO IN THE
STUDY -- GLUG, GLUG, GLUG --
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I DO IN THE
STUDY...TO YOU.
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I DO IN THE
STUDY...TO YOU.
I BEAT YOU, AND THEN I LECTURE
STUDY...TO YOU.
I BEAT YOU, AND THEN I LECTURE
YOU.
I BEAT YOU, AND THEN I LECTURE
YOU.
AND THAT'S IT -- NOTHING ELSE."
YOU.
AND THAT'S IT -- NOTHING ELSE."
>> Orel: "I KNOW."
AND THAT'S IT -- NOTHING ELSE."
>> Orel: "I KNOW."
>> Doughy: "COME HERE, OREL,
>> Orel: "I KNOW."
>> Doughy: "COME HERE, OREL,
WHILE YOU'RE PULLING YOUR PANTS
>> Doughy: "COME HERE, OREL,
WHILE YOU'RE PULLING YOUR PANTS
UP FROM MY SPANKING."
WHILE YOU'RE PULLING YOUR PANTS
UP FROM MY SPANKING."
>> IS HIS DAD MOLESTING HIM?
UP FROM MY SPANKING."
>> IS HIS DAD MOLESTING HIM?
>> Clay: WHAT?
>> IS HIS DAD MOLESTING HIM?
>> Clay: WHAT?
>> Doughy: "I HAVE BOOKS IN MY
>> Clay: WHAT?
>> Doughy: "I HAVE BOOKS IN MY
STUDY THAT EXPLAIN SOME THINGS
>> Doughy: "I HAVE BOOKS IN MY
STUDY THAT EXPLAIN SOME THINGS
ABOUT NAKEDNESS BEING BAD.
STUDY THAT EXPLAIN SOME THINGS
ABOUT NAKEDNESS BEING BAD.
NOW GET YOUR MOTHER SEWING
ABOUT NAKEDNESS BEING BAD.
NOW GET YOUR MOTHER SEWING
CLOTHES FOR THE ZOMBIES.
NOW GET YOUR MOTHER SEWING
CLOTHES FOR THE ZOMBIES.
IT'S WHAT LADIES DO."
CLOTHES FOR THE ZOMBIES.
IT'S WHAT LADIES DO."
>> Orel: "HERE ARE YOUR
IT'S WHAT LADIES DO."
>> Orel: "HERE ARE YOUR
CLOTHES.
>> Orel: "HERE ARE YOUR
CLOTHES.
TRY NOT TO GET BRAINS ALL OVER
CLOTHES.
TRY NOT TO GET BRAINS ALL OVER
THEM."
TRY NOT TO GET BRAINS ALL OVER
THEM."
>> Doughy: "RAR!"
THEM."
>> Doughy: "RAR!"
"THANKS, OREL.
>> Doughy: "RAR!"
"THANKS, OREL.
NOW YOU ARE SMART.
"THANKS, OREL.
NOW YOU ARE SMART.
NOW GO TO SCHOOL, OREL.
NOW YOU ARE SMART.
NOW GO TO SCHOOL, OREL.
I'M TIRED OF FATHERING FOR NOW."
NOW GO TO SCHOOL, OREL.
I'M TIRED OF FATHERING FOR NOW."
>> Orel: "BOY, SCHOOL IS FUN,
I'M TIRED OF FATHERING FOR NOW."
>> Orel: "BOY, SCHOOL IS FUN,
ESPECIALLY WHEN I GET TO GO TO
>> Orel: "BOY, SCHOOL IS FUN,
ESPECIALLY WHEN I GET TO GO TO
THE BATHROOM AND MASTURBATE.
ESPECIALLY WHEN I GET TO GO TO
THE BATHROOM AND MASTURBATE.
MY MIND WANDERS IN FUN WAYS WHEN
THE BATHROOM AND MASTURBATE.
MY MIND WANDERS IN FUN WAYS WHEN
I DO THIS."
MY MIND WANDERS IN FUN WAYS WHEN
I DO THIS."
>> GIVE ME THAT.
I DO THIS."
>> GIVE ME THAT.
I'LL TAKE THAT ONE.
>> GIVE ME THAT.
I'LL TAKE THAT ONE.
[ LAUGHS ]
I'LL TAKE THAT ONE.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Orel: GIVE IT BACK!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Orel: GIVE IT BACK!
>> HEY, OREL, THE REVIEWS ARE
>> Orel: GIVE IT BACK!
>> HEY, OREL, THE REVIEWS ARE
IN -- THIS MOVIES GETS
>> HEY, OREL, THE REVIEWS ARE
IN -- THIS MOVIES GETS
2 1/2 UGHs!
IN -- THIS MOVIES GETS
2 1/2 UGHs!
>> Orel: LET ME READ THE LINES.
2 1/2 UGHs!
>> Orel: LET ME READ THE LINES.
>> AND HERE THEY ARE --
>> Orel: LET ME READ THE LINES.
>> AND HERE THEY ARE --
UGH, UGH, UG--
>> AND HERE THEY ARE --
UGH, UGH, UG--
>> Orel: OKAY, ALL RIGHT,
UGH, UGH, UG--
>> Orel: OKAY, ALL RIGHT,
EVERYBODY.
>> Orel: OKAY, ALL RIGHT,
EVERYBODY.
>> MY NAME IS JOE, AND I'M GONNA
EVERYBODY.
>> MY NAME IS JOE, AND I'M GONNA
DO ALL THE ACTING FOR THIS
>> MY NAME IS JOE, AND I'M GONNA
DO ALL THE ACTING FOR THIS
MOVIE, SO DON'T TURN THE PISSY
DO ALL THE ACTING FOR THIS
MOVIE, SO DON'T TURN THE PISSY
SHEET.
MOVIE, SO DON'T TURN THE PISSY
SHEET.
>> Orel: DOUGHY, GO AND SAY
SHEET.
>> Orel: DOUGHY, GO AND SAY
YOUR LINE.
>> Orel: DOUGHY, GO AND SAY
YOUR LINE.
>> Doughy: UM. YES.
YOUR LINE.
>> Doughy: UM. YES.
>> AND HERE'S A SNAKE.
>> Doughy: UM. YES.
>> AND HERE'S A SNAKE.
>> Orel: JOE!
>> AND HERE'S A SNAKE.
>> Orel: JOE!
>> I HOPE IT EATS OREL.
>> Orel: JOE!
>> I HOPE IT EATS OREL.
>> Doughy: "YES, THAT'S FUN AND
>> I HOPE IT EATS OREL.
>> Doughy: "YES, THAT'S FUN AND
GOOD, BUT NOT -- MASTURBATING
>> Doughy: "YES, THAT'S FUN AND
GOOD, BUT NOT -- MASTURBATING
ISN'T."
GOOD, BUT NOT -- MASTURBATING
ISN'T."
>> Orel: "OH, NO.
ISN'T."
>> Orel: "OH, NO.
THE REVEREND SAID THAT'S A WASTE
>> Orel: "OH, NO.
THE REVEREND SAID THAT'S A WASTE
OF SPERM."
THE REVEREND SAID THAT'S A WASTE
OF SPERM."
>> Doughy: "I ALWAYS PUT MY
OF SPERM."
>> Doughy: "I ALWAYS PUT MY
SPERM IN PLACES THAT WILL NOT
>> Doughy: "I ALWAYS PUT MY
SPERM IN PLACES THAT WILL NOT
WASTE, HOPEFULLY."
SPERM IN PLACES THAT WILL NOT
WASTE, HOPEFULLY."
>> HEY, THAT ACTUALLY LOOKS
WASTE, HOPEFULLY."
>> HEY, THAT ACTUALLY LOOKS
LIKE PRINCIPAL FAKEY, THE DUMB
>> HEY, THAT ACTUALLY LOOKS
LIKE PRINCIPAL FAKEY, THE DUMB
GUY IN SCHOOL.
LIKE PRINCIPAL FAKEY, THE DUMB
GUY IN SCHOOL.
[ LAUGHS ]
GUY IN SCHOOL.
[ LAUGHS ]
HE CHEATS ON HIS WIFE WITH THE
[ LAUGHS ]
HE CHEATS ON HIS WIFE WITH THE
DUMBEST GIRL EVER, NURSE BENDY.
HE CHEATS ON HIS WIFE WITH THE
DUMBEST GIRL EVER, NURSE BENDY.
UGH.
DUMBEST GIRL EVER, NURSE BENDY.
UGH.
>> Orel: LET ME READ THE LINE.
UGH.
>> Orel: LET ME READ THE LINE.
OKAY. ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.
>> Orel: LET ME READ THE LINE.
OKAY. ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.
"HELLO, FATHER, IT'S OREL."
OKAY. ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.
"HELLO, FATHER, IT'S OREL."
>> "HEY, OREL.
"HELLO, FATHER, IT'S OREL."
>> "HEY, OREL.
HOORAY FOR BEING DUMB.
>> "HEY, OREL.
HOORAY FOR BEING DUMB.
THREE CHEERS!
HOORAY FOR BEING DUMB.
THREE CHEERS!
HIP, HIP, WHO CARES?"
THREE CHEERS!
HIP, HIP, WHO CARES?"
>> Orel: DOUGHY, SAY YOUR LINES.
HIP, HIP, WHO CARES?"
>> Orel: DOUGHY, SAY YOUR LINES.
>> Doughy: "YOU HAVE TO BE GOD'S
>> Orel: DOUGHY, SAY YOUR LINES.
>> Doughy: "YOU HAVE TO BE GOD'S
CHEF WITH A PASTRY BAG."
>> Doughy: "YOU HAVE TO BE GOD'S
CHEF WITH A PASTRY BAG."
>> BOY, THIS MOVIE EATS
CHEF WITH A PASTRY BAG."
>> BOY, THIS MOVIE EATS
UNDERWEAR, BECAUSE I JUST POOED
>> BOY, THIS MOVIE EATS
UNDERWEAR, BECAUSE I JUST POOED
IN EVERYONE IN THE WORLDS' PANTS
UNDERWEAR, BECAUSE I JUST POOED
IN EVERYONE IN THE WORLDS' PANTS
JUST NOW 10 YEARS AGO.
IN EVERYONE IN THE WORLDS' PANTS
JUST NOW 10 YEARS AGO.
>> Orel: JOE, DON'T DO THAT
JUST NOW 10 YEARS AGO.
>> Orel: JOE, DON'T DO THAT
WITHOUT THE --
>> Orel: JOE, DON'T DO THAT
WITHOUT THE --
>> "OHH, HERE I AM IN A LADY'S
WITHOUT THE --
>> "OHH, HERE I AM IN A LADY'S
BEDROOM.
>> "OHH, HERE I AM IN A LADY'S
BEDROOM.
REMEMBER WHEN I MADE ALL THOSE
BEDROOM.
REMEMBER WHEN I MADE ALL THOSE
LADIES HAVE BABIES?"
REMEMBER WHEN I MADE ALL THOSE
LADIES HAVE BABIES?"
>> Orel: JOE, READ THE SCRIPT!
LADIES HAVE BABIES?"
>> Orel: JOE, READ THE SCRIPT!
>> "OH, AND NOW I AM IN TROUBLE
>> Orel: JOE, READ THE SCRIPT!
>> "OH, AND NOW I AM IN TROUBLE
WITH THE PALCIATED POLICE.
>> "OH, AND NOW I AM IN TROUBLE
WITH THE PALCIATED POLICE.
[ LAUGHS ]
WITH THE PALCIATED POLICE.
[ LAUGHS ]
I HOPE THEY HANDCUFF ME TO A FAT
[ LAUGHS ]
I HOPE THEY HANDCUFF ME TO A FAT
LADY FOREVER, STARTING 10 YEARS
I HOPE THEY HANDCUFF ME TO A FAT
LADY FOREVER, STARTING 10 YEARS
AGO."
LADY FOREVER, STARTING 10 YEARS
AGO."
>> Orel: STAY ON THE SCRIPT,
AGO."
>> Orel: STAY ON THE SCRIPT,
JOE.
>> Orel: STAY ON THE SCRIPT,
JOE.
>> UGH, UGH, OHH!
JOE.
>> UGH, UGH, OHH!
>> Doughy: "IF YOU LET YOUR SEED
>> UGH, UGH, OHH!
>> Doughy: "IF YOU LET YOUR SEED
SPILL, YOU GO TO HELL.
>> Doughy: "IF YOU LET YOUR SEED
SPILL, YOU GO TO HELL.
IF YOU PUT THEM IN A WOMAN WITH
SPILL, YOU GO TO HELL.
IF YOU PUT THEM IN A WOMAN WITH
A PASTRY BAG, YOU ALSO GO TO
IF YOU PUT THEM IN A WOMAN WITH
A PASTRY BAG, YOU ALSO GO TO
HELL."
A PASTRY BAG, YOU ALSO GO TO
HELL."
>> AND THEN I'M GONNA TAKE THESE
HELL."
>> AND THEN I'M GONNA TAKE THESE
PIECES OF PAPER AND STICK THEM
>> AND THEN I'M GONNA TAKE THESE
PIECES OF PAPER AND STICK THEM
UP MY NOSE AND RUN AROUND LIKE A
PIECES OF PAPER AND STICK THEM
UP MY NOSE AND RUN AROUND LIKE A
CLOWN.
UP MY NOSE AND RUN AROUND LIKE A
CLOWN.
HI, DAD."
CLOWN.
HI, DAD."
"WANT TO DRINK MY PEE?
HI, DAD."
"WANT TO DRINK MY PEE?
THAT'S WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING."
"WANT TO DRINK MY PEE?
THAT'S WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING."
"LOOK AT THIS GUY WITH ANIMALS
THAT'S WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING."
"LOOK AT THIS GUY WITH ANIMALS
ALL OVER HIM.
"LOOK AT THIS GUY WITH ANIMALS
ALL OVER HIM.
I WISH IT WAS ME, BECAUSE I MAY
ALL OVER HIM.
I WISH IT WAS ME, BECAUSE I MAY
BE THE STUPIDEST THING EVER, AND
I WISH IT WAS ME, BECAUSE I MAY
BE THE STUPIDEST THING EVER, AND
MY NAME IS OREL."
BE THE STUPIDEST THING EVER, AND
MY NAME IS OREL."
"OR OREL'S DAD, SO THERE. UGH!
MY NAME IS OREL."
"OR OREL'S DAD, SO THERE. UGH!
THIS IS TOO DUMB, EVEN FOR ME.
"OR OREL'S DAD, SO THERE. UGH!
THIS IS TOO DUMB, EVEN FOR ME.
MR. FIGURELLI, YOU'RE AN EGG,
THIS IS TOO DUMB, EVEN FOR ME.
MR. FIGURELLI, YOU'RE AN EGG,
BECAUSE YOU CAME OUT OF A
MR. FIGURELLI, YOU'RE AN EGG,
BECAUSE YOU CAME OUT OF A
CHICKEN'S PEE-HOLE.
BECAUSE YOU CAME OUT OF A
CHICKEN'S PEE-HOLE.
AND NOW THEY'RE ILLEGAL BECAUSE
CHICKEN'S PEE-HOLE.
AND NOW THEY'RE ILLEGAL BECAUSE
OREL IS MISS CENSORDOLL'S
AND NOW THEY'RE ILLEGAL BECAUSE
OREL IS MISS CENSORDOLL'S
FAVORITE JERK.
OREL IS MISS CENSORDOLL'S
FAVORITE JERK.
OOH, HI, I'M CLAY PUPPINGTON.
FAVORITE JERK.
OOH, HI, I'M CLAY PUPPINGTON.
AND I'M DRINKING STUPID JUICE,
OOH, HI, I'M CLAY PUPPINGTON.
AND I'M DRINKING STUPID JUICE,
AND, BOY, DOES IT WORK, RIGHT,
AND I'M DRINKING STUPID JUICE,
AND, BOY, DOES IT WORK, RIGHT,
JESUS?"
AND, BOY, DOES IT WORK, RIGHT,
JESUS?"
"YEAH, I'M JESUS, AND I AGREE
JESUS?"
"YEAH, I'M JESUS, AND I AGREE
YOU'RE STUPID."
"YEAH, I'M JESUS, AND I AGREE
YOU'RE STUPID."
THIS MOVIE SURE DOES STINK.
YOU'RE STUPID."
THIS MOVIE SURE DOES STINK.
I HOPE IT DIES LIKE WE ALL DO
THIS MOVIE SURE DOES STINK.
I HOPE IT DIES LIKE WE ALL DO
SOMEDAY.
I HOPE IT DIES LIKE WE ALL DO
SOMEDAY.
YEAH, THAT'S PRETTY SCARY.
SOMEDAY.
YEAH, THAT'S PRETTY SCARY.
I'M NOT GONNA THINK ABOUT THAT
YEAH, THAT'S PRETTY SCARY.
I'M NOT GONNA THINK ABOUT THAT
ANYMORE.
I'M NOT GONNA THINK ABOUT THAT
ANYMORE.
"OH, THERE'S SOME MONEY.
ANYMORE.
"OH, THERE'S SOME MONEY.
YAY! I'M GONNA BUY DRUGS,
"OH, THERE'S SOME MONEY.
YAY! I'M GONNA BUY DRUGS,
BECAUSE NOW I'M DUMBER THAN
YAY! I'M GONNA BUY DRUGS,
BECAUSE NOW I'M DUMBER THAN
EVER.
BECAUSE NOW I'M DUMBER THAN
EVER.
NOW I'M GONNA SMOKE THE STUFF,
EVER.
NOW I'M GONNA SMOKE THE STUFF,
JUST CAUSE I'M A WEIRDO AND, UH,
NOW I'M GONNA SMOKE THE STUFF,
JUST CAUSE I'M A WEIRDO AND, UH,
UGH!"
JUST CAUSE I'M A WEIRDO AND, UH,
UGH!"
WHOA! [ LAUGHS ]
UGH!"
WHOA! [ LAUGHS ]
THIS PART'S PRETTY GOOD.
WHOA! [ LAUGHS ]
THIS PART'S PRETTY GOOD.
I-I'M JUST GONNA WATCH THIS.
THIS PART'S PRETTY GOOD.
I-I'M JUST GONNA WATCH THIS.
WOW, HOW'D YOU DO THAT, OREL?
I-I'M JUST GONNA WATCH THIS.
WOW, HOW'D YOU DO THAT, OREL?
>> Orel: YOU RUINED MY MOVIE.
WOW, HOW'D YOU DO THAT, OREL?
>> Orel: YOU RUINED MY MOVIE.
>> SHUT UP.
>> Orel: YOU RUINED MY MOVIE.
>> SHUT UP.
I HATE IT AGAIN.
>> SHUT UP.
I HATE IT AGAIN.
WHOA, UGH.
I HATE IT AGAIN.
WHOA, UGH.
HERE WE ARE AT MR. FIGURELLI'S
WHOA, UGH.
HERE WE ARE AT MR. FIGURELLI'S
WORTHLESS STORE FULL OF BOOGERS
HERE WE ARE AT MR. FIGURELLI'S
WORTHLESS STORE FULL OF BOOGERS
AND EARWAX.
WORTHLESS STORE FULL OF BOOGERS
AND EARWAX.
NOW OREL'S BEATING UP
AND EARWAX.
NOW OREL'S BEATING UP
MR. FIGURELLI, WHICH IS GOOD,
NOW OREL'S BEATING UP
MR. FIGURELLI, WHICH IS GOOD,
BECAUSE I HATE MR. FIGURELLI,
MR. FIGURELLI, WHICH IS GOOD,
BECAUSE I HATE MR. FIGURELLI,
BUT BAD, BECAUSE I HATE OREL.
BECAUSE I HATE MR. FIGURELLI,
BUT BAD, BECAUSE I HATE OREL.
HERE I AM AS OREL, BUYING MORE
BUT BAD, BECAUSE I HATE OREL.
HERE I AM AS OREL, BUYING MORE
DRUGS.
HERE I AM AS OREL, BUYING MORE
DRUGS.
OH, AND THERE'S A BUNCH OF
DRUGS.
OH, AND THERE'S A BUNCH OF
IDIOTS WITH OREL'S DAD.
OH, AND THERE'S A BUNCH OF
IDIOTS WITH OREL'S DAD.
AND THIS MOVIE WINS AN AWARD
IDIOTS WITH OREL'S DAD.
AND THIS MOVIE WINS AN AWARD
FOR SMELLING LIKE EVERYONE'S
AND THIS MOVIE WINS AN AWARD
FOR SMELLING LIKE EVERYONE'S
BUTT ALL AT ONCE.
FOR SMELLING LIKE EVERYONE'S
BUTT ALL AT ONCE.
YAY! I'M TOTALLY GREAT! YAY!
BUTT ALL AT ONCE.
YAY! I'M TOTALLY GREAT! YAY!
LOOK AT ALL YOU PEOPLE -- YOU'RE
YAY! I'M TOTALLY GREAT! YAY!
LOOK AT ALL YOU PEOPLE -- YOU'RE
ALL DUMB.
LOOK AT ALL YOU PEOPLE -- YOU'RE
ALL DUMB.
HEY, DR. POTTERSWHEEL, WANT ME
ALL DUMB.
HEY, DR. POTTERSWHEEL, WANT ME
TO STICK OUT MY TONGUE AND SAY
HEY, DR. POTTERSWHEEL, WANT ME
TO STICK OUT MY TONGUE AND SAY
"AHH"?
TO STICK OUT MY TONGUE AND SAY
"AHH"?
UGH!
"AHH"?
UGH!
HEY, MR. FIGURELLI, WHY DON'T
UGH!
HEY, MR. FIGURELLI, WHY DON'T
YOU TAKE YOUR MUSTACHE AND PUT
HEY, MR. FIGURELLI, WHY DON'T
YOU TAKE YOUR MUSTACHE AND PUT
IT ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD?
YOU TAKE YOUR MUSTACHE AND PUT
IT ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD?
UGH!
IT ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD?
UGH!
BLOBERTA PUPPINGTON, HI.
UGH!
BLOBERTA PUPPINGTON, HI.
ENJOYING THE SHOW?
BLOBERTA PUPPINGTON, HI.
ENJOYING THE SHOW?
AND ME -- I'M STUPID, TOO.
ENJOYING THE SHOW?
AND ME -- I'M STUPID, TOO.
UGH!
AND ME -- I'M STUPID, TOO.
UGH!
>> Orel: GEE, JOE COMPLETELY
UGH!
>> Orel: GEE, JOE COMPLETELY
CHANGED THE MEANING OF
>> Orel: GEE, JOE COMPLETELY
CHANGED THE MEANING OF
EVERYTHING I WROTE.
CHANGED THE MEANING OF
EVERYTHING I WROTE.
>> Doughy: GOSH, OREL, THAT'S
EVERYTHING I WROTE.
>> Doughy: GOSH, OREL, THAT'S
TOO BAD.
>> Doughy: GOSH, OREL, THAT'S
TOO BAD.
>> Orel: YEAH. I GUESS,
TOO BAD.
>> Orel: YEAH. I GUESS,
SOMETIMES, CERTAIN THINGS GET
>> Orel: YEAH. I GUESS,
SOMETIMES, CERTAIN THINGS GET
MISINTERPRETED.
SOMETIMES, CERTAIN THINGS GET
MISINTERPRETED.
>> Doughy: LIKE WHAT?
MISINTERPRETED.
>> Doughy: LIKE WHAT?
>> Orel: HMM. NOT SURE.
>> ? HE CONTROLS OUR EVERY MOVE
WITH HIS STEADY HAND ?
? BUT WE ALL STILL
WITH HIS STEADY HAND ?
? BUT WE ALL STILL
HAVE THE CHOICE ?
? BUT WE ALL STILL
HAVE THE CHOICE ?
? TO BE GOOD OR BAD
HAVE THE CHOICE ?
? TO BE GOOD OR BAD
SO TIDINGS ARE GLAD,
? TO BE GOOD OR BAD
SO TIDINGS ARE GLAD,
FOR WE ALL HAVE A VOICE ?
SO TIDINGS ARE GLAD,
FOR WE ALL HAVE A VOICE ?
? SO LET'S ALL SING A HYMN ?
FOR WE ALL HAVE A VOICE ?
? SO LET'S ALL SING A HYMN ?
? SING OUT LOUD TO HIM
? SO LET'S ALL SING A HYMN ?
? SING OUT LOUD TO HIM
WHO PROMISES EVERLASTING LIFE ?
? SING OUT LOUD TO HIM
WHO PROMISES EVERLASTING LIFE ?
? LA DI DA DI DA ?
WHO PROMISES EVERLASTING LIFE ?
? LA DI DA DI DA ?
? DA DI DA DI DA ?
? LA DI DA DI DA ?
? DA DI DA DI DA ?
? SING FOR JESUS CHRI--
? DA DI DA DI DA ?
? SING FOR JESUS CHRI--
JESUS CHRI--
? SING FOR JESUS CHRI--
JESUS CHRI--
JESUS CHRI-- ?
JESUS CHRI--
JESUS CHRI-- ?
[ RECORD SCRATCHES, MUSIC
JESUS CHRI-- ?
[ RECORD SCRATCHES, MUSIC
STOPS ]
>> YOU AND ME GOT A LOT IN
COMMON, PRINCIPAL FAKEY.
I THINK OF MY ENTIRE PRODUCE
SECTION AS A CLASSROOM, AND
IRONICALLY, THE EGGS ARE THE
DUMB ONES AND THE CABBAGES ARE
THE EGGHEADS.
>> Bloberta: REVEREND PUTTY,
TUNA CONE?
>> Rev. Putty: NO, THANKS.
TUNA CONE?
>> Rev. Putty: NO, THANKS.
>> Bloberta: OH, BUT IT'S A FUN
>> Rev. Putty: NO, THANKS.
>> Bloberta: OH, BUT IT'S A FUN
HORS D'OEUVRE.
>> Bloberta: OH, BUT IT'S A FUN
HORS D'OEUVRE.
>> Rev. Putty: NOT FOR ME, IT
HORS D'OEUVRE.
>> Rev. Putty: NOT FOR ME, IT
ISN'T.
>> Rev. Putty: NOT FOR ME, IT
ISN'T.
>> Bloberta: OH, COME ON,
ISN'T.
>> Bloberta: OH, COME ON,
REVEREND.
>> Bloberta: OH, COME ON,
REVEREND.
IT'S DELICIOUS.
REVEREND.
IT'S DELICIOUS.
>> Rev. Putty: BLOBERTA, I HAVE
IT'S DELICIOUS.
>> Rev. Putty: BLOBERTA, I HAVE
ONE BITE OF THAT HORS D'OEUVRE,
>> Rev. Putty: BLOBERTA, I HAVE
ONE BITE OF THAT HORS D'OEUVRE,
AND I GUARANTEE YOU THAT I WILL
ONE BITE OF THAT HORS D'OEUVRE,
AND I GUARANTEE YOU THAT I WILL
GET EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA IN
AND I GUARANTEE YOU THAT I WILL
GET EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA IN
13 SECONDS.
GET EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA IN
13 SECONDS.
>> Bloberta: OH.
13 SECONDS.
>> Bloberta: OH.
>> Stopframe: NO, YOU'RE BETTER
>> Bloberta: OH.
>> Stopframe: NO, YOU'RE BETTER
WHEN YOU DRINK.
>> Stopframe: NO, YOU'RE BETTER
WHEN YOU DRINK.
>> Clay: OH, DANIELLE.
WHEN YOU DRINK.
>> Clay: OH, DANIELLE.
I MISS YOUR LITTLE FACE.
>> Clay: OH, DANIELLE.
I MISS YOUR LITTLE FACE.
>> Orel: THANKS FOR COMING TO
I MISS YOUR LITTLE FACE.
>> Orel: THANKS FOR COMING TO
THE PREMIERE OF MY NEW FILM,
>> Orel: THANKS FOR COMING TO
THE PREMIERE OF MY NEW FILM,
EVERYONE.
THE PREMIERE OF MY NEW FILM,
EVERYONE.
>> Bloberta: OREL, I HOPE THAT'S
EVERYONE.
>> Bloberta: OREL, I HOPE THAT'S
NOT ONE OF MY CLEAN SHEETS
>> Bloberta: OREL, I HOPE THAT'S
NOT ONE OF MY CLEAN SHEETS
YOU'RE USING.
NOT ONE OF MY CLEAN SHEETS
YOU'RE USING.
>> Orel: NOPE, I TOOK IT OFF
YOU'RE USING.
>> Orel: NOPE, I TOOK IT OFF
DAD'S BED.
>> Orel: NOPE, I TOOK IT OFF
DAD'S BED.
>> Clay: WHAT?
DAD'S BED.
>> Clay: WHAT?
>> Bloberta: OH, GOOD.
>> Clay: WHAT?
>> Bloberta: OH, GOOD.
>> Stopframe: HMM. HMM.
>> Bloberta: OH, GOOD.
>> Stopframe: HMM. HMM.
>> Orel: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF
>> Stopframe: HMM. HMM.
>> Orel: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF
MORALTON, STATESOTA, THE LESSONS
>> Orel: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF
MORALTON, STATESOTA, THE LESSONS
I HAVE LEARNED HERE IN THIS TOWN
MORALTON, STATESOTA, THE LESSONS
I HAVE LEARNED HERE IN THIS TOWN
HAVE BEEN SO INSPIRING THAT I
I HAVE LEARNED HERE IN THIS TOWN
HAVE BEEN SO INSPIRING THAT I
HAVE BEEN MOVED TO REFLECT ON
HAVE BEEN SO INSPIRING THAT I
HAVE BEEN MOVED TO REFLECT ON
THEM IN NOT ONLY AN EDUCATIONAL
HAVE BEEN MOVED TO REFLECT ON
THEM IN NOT ONLY AN EDUCATIONAL
MANNER, BUT ALSO ARTISTICALLY.
THEM IN NOT ONLY AN EDUCATIONAL
MANNER, BUT ALSO ARTISTICALLY.
I DON'T KNOW IF MOST OF YOU ARE
MANNER, BUT ALSO ARTISTICALLY.
I DON'T KNOW IF MOST OF YOU ARE
FAMILIAR WITH THE PROCESS OF
I DON'T KNOW IF MOST OF YOU ARE
FAMILIAR WITH THE PROCESS OF
STOP-MOTION ANIMATION.
FAMILIAR WITH THE PROCESS OF
STOP-MOTION ANIMATION.
[ ALL GASP ]
STOP-MOTION ANIMATION.
[ ALL GASP ]
BUT FEAR NOT.
[ ALL GASP ]
BUT FEAR NOT.
STOP-MOTION ANIMATION IS A HOBBY
BUT FEAR NOT.
STOP-MOTION ANIMATION IS A HOBBY
OF MINE THAT HAS MADE IT
STOP-MOTION ANIMATION IS A HOBBY
OF MINE THAT HAS MADE IT
POSSIBLE FOR ME TO IMMORTALIZE
OF MINE THAT HAS MADE IT
POSSIBLE FOR ME TO IMMORTALIZE
ALL OF YOU HERE TONIGHT AND TELL
POSSIBLE FOR ME TO IMMORTALIZE
ALL OF YOU HERE TONIGHT AND TELL
THE STORY THAT YOU HAVE
ALL OF YOU HERE TONIGHT AND TELL
THE STORY THAT YOU HAVE
PROFOUNDLY INSPIRED.
THE STORY THAT YOU HAVE
PROFOUNDLY INSPIRED.
AND WE'RE ALL GONNA DO THE
PROFOUNDLY INSPIRED.
AND WE'RE ALL GONNA DO THE
VOICES.
AND WE'RE ALL GONNA DO THE
VOICES.
>> NO WAY. I QUIT.
VOICES.
>> NO WAY. I QUIT.
THIS MOVIE IS STUPID AND UGH.
>> NO WAY. I QUIT.
THIS MOVIE IS STUPID AND UGH.
>> Orel: OH, WELL.
THIS MOVIE IS STUPID AND UGH.
>> Orel: OH, WELL.
PLEASE SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE
>> Orel: OH, WELL.
PLEASE SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE
PREMIERE OF MY FIRST FEATURE
PLEASE SIT BACK AND ENJOY THE
PREMIERE OF MY FIRST FEATURE
STOP-MOTION ANIMATED FILM
PREMIERE OF MY FIRST FEATURE
STOP-MOTION ANIMATED FILM
"CRACK, PASTRY BAGS, AND
STOP-MOTION ANIMATED FILM
"CRACK, PASTRY BAGS, AND
ZOMBIES: THE UNHOLY TRINITY!"
"CRACK, PASTRY BAGS, AND
ZOMBIES: THE UNHOLY TRINITY!"
[ PROJECTOR CLICKS, WHIRRS ]
ZOMBIES: THE UNHOLY TRINITY!"
[ PROJECTOR CLICKS, WHIRRS ]
>> Clay: [ SLURPING ]
[ PROJECTOR CLICKS, WHIRRS ]
>> Clay: [ SLURPING ]
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> Clay: [ SLURPING ]
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> ? HERE HE COMES FROM HEAVEN ?
[ MID-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> ? HERE HE COMES FROM HEAVEN ?
? HERE HE COMES, PARTING THE
>> ? HERE HE COMES FROM HEAVEN ?
? HERE HE COMES, PARTING THE
CLOUDS ABOVE ?
? HERE HE COMES, PARTING THE
CLOUDS ABOVE ?
? OH, HERE COMES THE LORD ?
CLOUDS ABOVE ?
? OH, HERE COMES THE LORD ?
? TOOT YOUR BIRDIE HORNS ?
? OH, HERE COMES THE LORD ?
? TOOT YOUR BIRDIE HORNS ?
? THEN UPON HIS FINGER PERCH ?
? TOOT YOUR BIRDIE HORNS ?
? THEN UPON HIS FINGER PERCH ?
? HE MAY COME HERE TO STAY JUST
? THEN UPON HIS FINGER PERCH ?
? HE MAY COME HERE TO STAY JUST
TO WATCH US PRAY IN HIS FAVORITE
? HE MAY COME HERE TO STAY JUST
TO WATCH US PRAY IN HIS FAVORITE
CHURCH ?
TO WATCH US PRAY IN HIS FAVORITE
CHURCH ?
[ RECORD SCRATCHES ]
CHURCH ?
[ RECORD SCRATCHES ]
>> Doughy: HEY.
[ RECORD SCRATCHES ]
>> Doughy: HEY.
HEY. [ CLEARS THROAT ]
>> Doughy: HEY.
HEY. [ CLEARS THROAT ]
[ Deep voice ] "HEY,
HEY. [ CLEARS THROAT ]
[ Deep voice ] "HEY,
OREL PUPPINGTON, MY SON.
[ Deep voice ] "HEY,
OREL PUPPINGTON, MY SON.
GLUG, GLUG, GLUG."
OREL PUPPINGTON, MY SON.
GLUG, GLUG, GLUG."
>> Orel: "YES, CLAY PUPPINGTON,
GLUG, GLUG, GLUG."
>> Orel: "YES, CLAY PUPPINGTON,
MY FATHER WHO LOOKS LIKE A PUPPY
>> Orel: "YES, CLAY PUPPINGTON,
MY FATHER WHO LOOKS LIKE A PUPPY
BECAUSE HE IS LOYAL AND GOOD?"
MY FATHER WHO LOOKS LIKE A PUPPY
BECAUSE HE IS LOYAL AND GOOD?"
>> Doughy: "HEY, YOU DON'T HAVE
BECAUSE HE IS LOYAL AND GOOD?"
>> Doughy: "HEY, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO HURRY.
>> Doughy: "HEY, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO HURRY.
GLUG, GLUG, GLUG.
TO HURRY.
GLUG, GLUG, GLUG.
GOD NEVER MINDS IF WE SHOW UP
GLUG, GLUG, GLUG.
GOD NEVER MINDS IF WE SHOW UP
DRUNK AND/OR LATE TO CHURCH."
GOD NEVER MINDS IF WE SHOW UP
DRUNK AND/OR LATE TO CHURCH."
>> Orel: "YES, FATHER."
DRUNK AND/OR LATE TO CHURCH."
>> Orel: "YES, FATHER."
"FRIENDS, BEING THE MOST
>> Orel: "YES, FATHER."
"FRIENDS, BEING THE MOST
RESPECTED AND RIGHTEOUS MAN IN
"FRIENDS, BEING THE MOST
RESPECTED AND RIGHTEOUS MAN IN
MORALTON, IT REALLY IS A
RESPECTED AND RIGHTEOUS MAN IN
MORALTON, IT REALLY IS A
WONDERFUL RESPONSIBILITY TO BE
MORALTON, IT REALLY IS A
WONDERFUL RESPONSIBILITY TO BE
SO IMPORTANT.
WONDERFUL RESPONSIBILITY TO BE
SO IMPORTANT.
I MEAN, I AM SO WONDROUSLY WISE
SO IMPORTANT.
I MEAN, I AM SO WONDROUSLY WISE
AND BLESSED THAT IT IS HARD TO
I MEAN, I AM SO WONDROUSLY WISE
AND BLESSED THAT IT IS HARD TO
FIND WORDS TO DESCRIBE THE
AND BLESSED THAT IT IS HARD TO
FIND WORDS TO DESCRIBE THE
GOODNESS OF BEING ME, ALMOST AS
FIND WORDS TO DESCRIBE THE
GOODNESS OF BEING ME, ALMOST AS
WONDERFUL AS GOD, EXCEPT GOD IS
GOODNESS OF BEING ME, ALMOST AS
WONDERFUL AS GOD, EXCEPT GOD IS
THE BEST THING EVER, AND HE GAVE
WONDERFUL AS GOD, EXCEPT GOD IS
THE BEST THING EVER, AND HE GAVE
US JESUS.
THE BEST THING EVER, AND HE GAVE
US JESUS.
I LOVE JESUS SO MUCH THAT
US JESUS.
I LOVE JESUS SO MUCH THAT
NOTHING ELSE MATTERS TO ME.
I LOVE JESUS SO MUCH THAT
NOTHING ELSE MATTERS TO ME.
I DON'T NEED GIRLFRIENDS OR
NOTHING ELSE MATTERS TO ME.
I DON'T NEED GIRLFRIENDS OR
WIVES OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
I DON'T NEED GIRLFRIENDS OR
WIVES OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
I'M HAPPY BEING ALL ALONE
WIVES OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT.
I'M HAPPY BEING ALL ALONE
FOREVER.
I'M HAPPY BEING ALL ALONE
FOREVER.
AND HOW DO I STAY SO HOLY?
FOREVER.
AND HOW DO I STAY SO HOLY?
I FOLLOW THE THREE MOST
AND HOW DO I STAY SO HOLY?
I FOLLOW THE THREE MOST
IMPORTANT RULES -- TREASURE
I FOLLOW THE THREE MOST
IMPORTANT RULES -- TREASURE
GOD'S GREATEST GIFT OF LIFE,
IMPORTANT RULES -- TREASURE
GOD'S GREATEST GIFT OF LIFE,
GIVE TO THE POOR, AND NEVER
GOD'S GREATEST GIFT OF LIFE,
GIVE TO THE POOR, AND NEVER
WASTE MY SPERM.
GIVE TO THE POOR, AND NEVER
WASTE MY SPERM.
AMEN."
WASTE MY SPERM.
AMEN."
"DOUGHY, LOOK.
AMEN."
"DOUGHY, LOOK.
GOD LOVES LIFE MORE THAN DEATH.
"DOUGHY, LOOK.
GOD LOVES LIFE MORE THAN DEATH.
WE NEED TO RAISE YOUR DEAD
GOD LOVES LIFE MORE THAN DEATH.
WE NEED TO RAISE YOUR DEAD
GRANDFATHER FROM THE DEAD."
WE NEED TO RAISE YOUR DEAD
GRANDFATHER FROM THE DEAD."
>> Doughy: "OKAY.
GRANDFATHER FROM THE DEAD."
>> Doughy: "OKAY.
HOW, THOUGH, MORAL?"
>> Doughy: "OKAY.
HOW, THOUGH, MORAL?"
>> Orel: It's "Orel."
HOW, THOUGH, MORAL?"
>> Orel: It's "Orel."
>> Doughy: "OREL."
>> Orel: It's "Orel."
>> Doughy: "OREL."
>> Orel: "MAYBE I'LL HAVE AN
>> Doughy: "OREL."
>> Orel: "MAYBE I'LL HAVE AN
IDEA."
>> Orel: "MAYBE I'LL HAVE AN
IDEA."
>> Doughy: "THERE'S AN IDEA OVER
IDEA."
>> Doughy: "THERE'S AN IDEA OVER
YOUR HEAD THERE."
>> Doughy: "THERE'S AN IDEA OVER
YOUR HEAD THERE."
>> Orel: "YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOUR HEAD THERE."
>> Orel: "YOU'RE RIGHT.
LET'S START DIGGING.
>> Orel: "YOU'RE RIGHT.
LET'S START DIGGING.
LET'S STOP DIGGING."
LET'S START DIGGING.
LET'S STOP DIGGING."
>> Doughy: "GOOD IDEA.
LET'S STOP DIGGING."
>> Doughy: "GOOD IDEA.
THERE'S THE COFFIN WITH MY
>> Doughy: "GOOD IDEA.
THERE'S THE COFFIN WITH MY
GRANPY IN IT, AND NOT UNDER THE
THERE'S THE COFFIN WITH MY
GRANPY IN IT, AND NOT UNDER THE
GROUND."
GRANPY IN IT, AND NOT UNDER THE
GROUND."
>> Orel: "IT SURE IS NOT.
GROUND."
>> Orel: "IT SURE IS NOT.
LET'S TAKE HIS CLOTHES OFF."
>> Orel: "IT SURE IS NOT.
LET'S TAKE HIS CLOTHES OFF."
>> Doughy: "BUT WHY?"
LET'S TAKE HIS CLOTHES OFF."
>> Doughy: "BUT WHY?"
>> Orel: "THERE, HE LOOKS GOOD
>> Doughy: "BUT WHY?"
>> Orel: "THERE, HE LOOKS GOOD
AND NAKED NOW."
>> Orel: "THERE, HE LOOKS GOOD
AND NAKED NOW."
>> Doughy: "HALLELUJAH.
AND NAKED NOW."
>> Doughy: "HALLELUJAH.
BUT I'M NOT LOOKING."
>> Doughy: "HALLELUJAH.
BUT I'M NOT LOOKING."
>> Orel: "I'M GONNA READ FROM
BUT I'M NOT LOOKING."
>> Orel: "I'M GONNA READ FROM
THIS BOOK THAT'S WRITTEN IN A
>> Orel: "I'M GONNA READ FROM
THIS BOOK THAT'S WRITTEN IN A
DIFFERENT LANGUAGE.
THIS BOOK THAT'S WRITTEN IN A
DIFFERENT LANGUAGE.
'BONJOUR, ARRIVEDERCI, OOH, LA
DIFFERENT LANGUAGE.
'BONJOUR, ARRIVEDERCI, OOH, LA
LA, THAT'S ITALIAN.
'BONJOUR, ARRIVEDERCI, OOH, LA
LA, THAT'S ITALIAN.
CHING CHING CHING CHONG.
LA, THAT'S ITALIAN.
CHING CHING CHING CHONG.
SPAGHETTI.
CHING CHING CHING CHONG.
SPAGHETTI.
TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YOU.'"
SPAGHETTI.
TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YOU.'"
>> DOUGHY: "I'M A SCAREDY-CAT."
TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YOU.'"
>> DOUGHY: "I'M A SCAREDY-CAT."
>> Orel: "BUT, LOOK, YOUR NAKED
>> DOUGHY: "I'M A SCAREDY-CAT."
>> Orel: "BUT, LOOK, YOUR NAKED
GRANDFATHER IS NOT SINNING BY
>> Orel: "BUT, LOOK, YOUR NAKED
GRANDFATHER IS NOT SINNING BY
BEING DEAD ANYMORE.
GRANDFATHER IS NOT SINNING BY
BEING DEAD ANYMORE.
HOORAY, LOOK WHAT WE DID."
BEING DEAD ANYMORE.
HOORAY, LOOK WHAT WE DID."
>> Doughy: "UH-HUH!"
HOORAY, LOOK WHAT WE DID."
>> Doughy: "UH-HUH!"
"I'M THE POLICE, AND I THINK
>> Doughy: "UH-HUH!"
"I'M THE POLICE, AND I THINK
THIS IS ALL BAD."
"I'M THE POLICE, AND I THINK
THIS IS ALL BAD."
"RAR! I ONLY EAT BRAINS.
THIS IS ALL BAD."
"RAR! I ONLY EAT BRAINS.
RAARR!
"RAR! I ONLY EAT BRAINS.
RAARR!
GOD BLESS YOU BOYS.
RAARR!
GOD BLESS YOU BOYS.
GOD IS VERY PLEASED."
GOD BLESS YOU BOYS.
GOD IS VERY PLEASED."
"MY GRANPY NEVER LIKED BRAINS SO
GOD IS VERY PLEASED."
"MY GRANPY NEVER LIKED BRAINS SO
MUCH WHEN HE WAS ALIVE, OR EVEN
"MY GRANPY NEVER LIKED BRAINS SO
MUCH WHEN HE WAS ALIVE, OR EVEN
WHEN HE WAS DEAD."
MUCH WHEN HE WAS ALIVE, OR EVEN
WHEN HE WAS DEAD."
>> Orel: "YES, BUT WE SHOULD
WHEN HE WAS DEAD."
>> Orel: "YES, BUT WE SHOULD
STILL DO THIS TO EVERYBODY FOR
>> Orel: "YES, BUT WE SHOULD
STILL DO THIS TO EVERYBODY FOR
GOD WHILE THIS SONG PLAYS."
STILL DO THIS TO EVERYBODY FOR
GOD WHILE THIS SONG PLAYS."
[ HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
GOD WHILE THIS SONG PLAYS."
[ HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> ? BOW DOWN
[ HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYS ]
>> ? BOW DOWN
TO JESUS' BIDDING ?
>> ? BOW DOWN
TO JESUS' BIDDING ?
? I KID YOU NOT --
TO JESUS' BIDDING ?
? I KID YOU NOT --
THE LORD IS NOT KIDDING ?
? I KID YOU NOT --
THE LORD IS NOT KIDDING ?
[ GROWLS ]
THE LORD IS NOT KIDDING ?
[ GROWLS ]
? BURN IN HEAVEN ?
[ GROWLS ]
? BURN IN HEAVEN ?
? BU-U-U-U-RN!! ?
? BURN IN HEAVEN ?
? BU-U-U-U-RN!! ?
[ Distorted voice ] THE LORD IS
? BU-U-U-U-RN!! ?
[ Distorted voice ] THE LORD IS
MY SHEPHERD.
[ Distorted voice ] THE LORD IS
MY SHEPHERD.
I SHALL NOT WANT.
MY SHEPHERD.
I SHALL NOT WANT.
HE MAKETH ME TO LIE DOWN IN
I SHALL NOT WANT.
HE MAKETH ME TO LIE DOWN IN
GREEN PASTURES, TO RESTORETH MY
HE MAKETH ME TO LIE DOWN IN
GREEN PASTURES, TO RESTORETH MY
SOUL.
GREEN PASTURES, TO RESTORETH MY
SOUL.
[ RECORD SCRATCHES, MUSIC
SOUL.
[ RECORD SCRATCHES, MUSIC
STOPS ]
[ RECORD SCRATCHES, MUSIC
STOPS ]
>> Orel: "ALL DEAD PEOPLE NEED
STOPS ]
>> Orel: "ALL DEAD PEOPLE NEED
THEIR CLOTHES OFF.
>> Orel: "ALL DEAD PEOPLE NEED
THEIR CLOTHES OFF.
I STILL DON'T REMEMBER WHY."
THEIR CLOTHES OFF.
I STILL DON'T REMEMBER WHY."
>> Doughy: "OREL, HI, IT'S YOUR
I STILL DON'T REMEMBER WHY."
>> Doughy: "OREL, HI, IT'S YOUR
DAD.
>> Doughy: "OREL, HI, IT'S YOUR
DAD.
I NEED TO TEACH YOU WHAT YOU DID
DAD.
I NEED TO TEACH YOU WHAT YOU DID
WRONG BY BEATING YOU IN MY
I NEED TO TEACH YOU WHAT YOU DID
WRONG BY BEATING YOU IN MY
STUDY -- GLUG, GLUG, GLUG --
WRONG BY BEATING YOU IN MY
STUDY -- GLUG, GLUG, GLUG --
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I DO IN THE
STUDY -- GLUG, GLUG, GLUG --
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I DO IN THE
STUDY...TO YOU.
BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I DO IN THE
STUDY...TO YOU.
I BEAT YOU, AND THEN I LECTURE
STUDY...TO YOU.
I BEAT YOU, AND THEN I LECTURE
YOU.
I BEAT YOU, AND THEN I LECTURE
YOU.
AND THAT'S IT -- NOTHING ELSE."
YOU.
AND THAT'S IT -- NOTHING ELSE."
>> Orel: "I KNOW."
AND THAT'S IT -- NOTHING ELSE."
>> Orel: "I KNOW."
>> Doughy: "COME HERE, OREL,
>> Orel: "I KNOW."
>> Doughy: "COME HERE, OREL,
WHILE YOU'RE PULLING YOUR PANTS
>> Doughy: "COME HERE, OREL,
WHILE YOU'RE PULLING YOUR PANTS
UP FROM MY SPANKING."
WHILE YOU'RE PULLING YOUR PANTS
UP FROM MY SPANKING."
>> IS HIS DAD MOLESTING HIM?
UP FROM MY SPANKING."
>> IS HIS DAD MOLESTING HIM?
>> Clay: WHAT?
>> IS HIS DAD MOLESTING HIM?
>> Clay: WHAT?
>> Doughy: "I HAVE BOOKS IN MY
>> Clay: WHAT?
>> Doughy: "I HAVE BOOKS IN MY
STUDY THAT EXPLAIN SOME THINGS
>> Doughy: "I HAVE BOOKS IN MY
STUDY THAT EXPLAIN SOME THINGS
ABOUT NAKEDNESS BEING BAD.
STUDY THAT EXPLAIN SOME THINGS
ABOUT NAKEDNESS BEING BAD.
NOW GET YOUR MOTHER SEWING
ABOUT NAKEDNESS BEING BAD.
NOW GET YOUR MOTHER SEWING
CLOTHES FOR THE ZOMBIES.
NOW GET YOUR MOTHER SEWING
CLOTHES FOR THE ZOMBIES.
IT'S WHAT LADIES DO."
CLOTHES FOR THE ZOMBIES.
IT'S WHAT LADIES DO."
>> Orel: "HERE ARE YOUR
IT'S WHAT LADIES DO."
>> Orel: "HERE ARE YOUR
CLOTHES.
>> Orel: "HERE ARE YOUR
CLOTHES.
TRY NOT TO GET BRAINS ALL OVER
CLOTHES.
TRY NOT TO GET BRAINS ALL OVER
THEM."
TRY NOT TO GET BRAINS ALL OVER
THEM."
>> Doughy: "RAR!"
THEM."
>> Doughy: "RAR!"
"THANKS, OREL.
>> Doughy: "RAR!"
"THANKS, OREL.
NOW YOU ARE SMART.
"THANKS, OREL.
NOW YOU ARE SMART.
NOW GO TO SCHOOL, OREL.
NOW YOU ARE SMART.
NOW GO TO SCHOOL, OREL.
I'M TIRED OF FATHERING FOR NOW."
NOW GO TO SCHOOL, OREL.
I'M TIRED OF FATHERING FOR NOW."
>> Orel: "BOY, SCHOOL IS FUN,
I'M TIRED OF FATHERING FOR NOW."
>> Orel: "BOY, SCHOOL IS FUN,
ESPECIALLY WHEN I GET TO GO TO
>> Orel: "BOY, SCHOOL IS FUN,
ESPECIALLY WHEN I GET TO GO TO
THE BATHROOM AND MASTURBATE.
ESPECIALLY WHEN I GET TO GO TO
THE BATHROOM AND MASTURBATE.
MY MIND WANDERS IN FUN WAYS WHEN
THE BATHROOM AND MASTURBATE.
MY MIND WANDERS IN FUN WAYS WHEN
I DO THIS."
MY MIND WANDERS IN FUN WAYS WHEN
I DO THIS."
>> GIVE ME THAT.
I DO THIS."
>> GIVE ME THAT.
I'LL TAKE THAT ONE.
>> GIVE ME THAT.
I'LL TAKE THAT ONE.
[ LAUGHS ]
I'LL TAKE THAT ONE.
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Orel: GIVE IT BACK!
[ LAUGHS ]
>> Orel: GIVE IT BACK!
>> HEY, OREL, THE REVIEWS ARE
>> Orel: GIVE IT BACK!
>> HEY, OREL, THE REVIEWS ARE
IN -- THIS MOVIES GETS
>> HEY, OREL, THE REVIEWS ARE
IN -- THIS MOVIES GETS
2 1/2 UGHs!
IN -- THIS MOVIES GETS
2 1/2 UGHs!
>> Orel: LET ME READ THE LINES.
2 1/2 UGHs!
>> Orel: LET ME READ THE LINES.
>> AND HERE THEY ARE --
>> Orel: LET ME READ THE LINES.
>> AND HERE THEY ARE --
UGH, UGH, UG--
>> AND HERE THEY ARE --
UGH, UGH, UG--
>> Orel: OKAY, ALL RIGHT,
UGH, UGH, UG--
>> Orel: OKAY, ALL RIGHT,
EVERYBODY.
>> Orel: OKAY, ALL RIGHT,
EVERYBODY.
>> MY NAME IS JOE, AND I'M GONNA
EVERYBODY.
>> MY NAME IS JOE, AND I'M GONNA
DO ALL THE ACTING FOR THIS
>> MY NAME IS JOE, AND I'M GONNA
DO ALL THE ACTING FOR THIS
MOVIE, SO DON'T TURN THE PISSY
DO ALL THE ACTING FOR THIS
MOVIE, SO DON'T TURN THE PISSY
SHEET.
MOVIE, SO DON'T TURN THE PISSY
SHEET.
>> Orel: DOUGHY, GO AND SAY
SHEET.
>> Orel: DOUGHY, GO AND SAY
YOUR LINE.
>> Orel: DOUGHY, GO AND SAY
YOUR LINE.
>> Doughy: UM. YES.
YOUR LINE.
>> Doughy: UM. YES.
>> AND HERE'S A SNAKE.
>> Doughy: UM. YES.
>> AND HERE'S A SNAKE.
>> Orel: JOE!
>> AND HERE'S A SNAKE.
>> Orel: JOE!
>> I HOPE IT EATS OREL.
>> Orel: JOE!
>> I HOPE IT EATS OREL.
>> Doughy: "YES, THAT'S FUN AND
>> I HOPE IT EATS OREL.
>> Doughy: "YES, THAT'S FUN AND
GOOD, BUT NOT -- MASTURBATING
>> Doughy: "YES, THAT'S FUN AND
GOOD, BUT NOT -- MASTURBATING
ISN'T."
GOOD, BUT NOT -- MASTURBATING
ISN'T."
>> Orel: "OH, NO.
ISN'T."
>> Orel: "OH, NO.
THE REVEREND SAID THAT'S A WASTE
>> Orel: "OH, NO.
THE REVEREND SAID THAT'S A WASTE
OF SPERM."
THE REVEREND SAID THAT'S A WASTE
OF SPERM."
>> Doughy: "I ALWAYS PUT MY
OF SPERM."
>> Doughy: "I ALWAYS PUT MY
SPERM IN PLACES THAT WILL NOT
>> Doughy: "I ALWAYS PUT MY
SPERM IN PLACES THAT WILL NOT
WASTE, HOPEFULLY."
SPERM IN PLACES THAT WILL NOT
WASTE, HOPEFULLY."
>> HEY, THAT ACTUALLY LOOKS
WASTE, HOPEFULLY."
>> HEY, THAT ACTUALLY LOOKS
LIKE PRINCIPAL FAKEY, THE DUMB
>> HEY, THAT ACTUALLY LOOKS
LIKE PRINCIPAL FAKEY, THE DUMB
GUY IN SCHOOL.
LIKE PRINCIPAL FAKEY, THE DUMB
GUY IN SCHOOL.
[ LAUGHS ]
GUY IN SCHOOL.
[ LAUGHS ]
HE CHEATS ON HIS WIFE WITH THE
[ LAUGHS ]
HE CHEATS ON HIS WIFE WITH THE
DUMBEST GIRL EVER, NURSE BENDY.
HE CHEATS ON HIS WIFE WITH THE
DUMBEST GIRL EVER, NURSE BENDY.
UGH.
DUMBEST GIRL EVER, NURSE BENDY.
UGH.
>> Orel: LET ME READ THE LINE.
UGH.
>> Orel: LET ME READ THE LINE.
OKAY. ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.
>> Orel: LET ME READ THE LINE.
OKAY. ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.
"HELLO, FATHER, IT'S OREL."
OKAY. ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY.
"HELLO, FATHER, IT'S OREL."
>> "HEY, OREL.
"HELLO, FATHER, IT'S OREL."
>> "HEY, OREL.
HOORAY FOR BEING DUMB.
>> "HEY, OREL.
HOORAY FOR BEING DUMB.
THREE CHEERS!
HOORAY FOR BEING DUMB.
THREE CHEERS!
HIP, HIP, WHO CARES?"
THREE CHEERS!
HIP, HIP, WHO CARES?"
>> Orel: DOUGHY, SAY YOUR LINES.
HIP, HIP, WHO CARES?"
>> Orel: DOUGHY, SAY YOUR LINES.
>> Doughy: "YOU HAVE TO BE GOD'S
>> Orel: DOUGHY, SAY YOUR LINES.
>> Doughy: "YOU HAVE TO BE GOD'S
CHEF WITH A PASTRY BAG."
>> Doughy: "YOU HAVE TO BE GOD'S
CHEF WITH A PASTRY BAG."
>> BOY, THIS MOVIE EATS
CHEF WITH A PASTRY BAG."
>> BOY, THIS MOVIE EATS
UNDERWEAR, BECAUSE I JUST POOED
>> BOY, THIS MOVIE EATS
UNDERWEAR, BECAUSE I JUST POOED
IN EVERYONE IN THE WORLDS' PANTS
UNDERWEAR, BECAUSE I JUST POOED
IN EVERYONE IN THE WORLDS' PANTS
JUST NOW 10 YEARS AGO.
IN EVERYONE IN THE WORLDS' PANTS
JUST NOW 10 YEARS AGO.
>> Orel: JOE, DON'T DO THAT
JUST NOW 10 YEARS AGO.
>> Orel: JOE, DON'T DO THAT
WITHOUT THE --
>> Orel: JOE, DON'T DO THAT
WITHOUT THE --
>> "OHH, HERE I AM IN A LADY'S
WITHOUT THE --
>> "OHH, HERE I AM IN A LADY'S
BEDROOM.
>> "OHH, HERE I AM IN A LADY'S
BEDROOM.
REMEMBER WHEN I MADE ALL THOSE
BEDROOM.
REMEMBER WHEN I MADE ALL THOSE
LADIES HAVE BABIES?"
REMEMBER WHEN I MADE ALL THOSE
LADIES HAVE BABIES?"
>> Orel: JOE, READ THE SCRIPT!
LADIES HAVE BABIES?"
>> Orel: JOE, READ THE SCRIPT!
>> "OH, AND NOW I AM IN TROUBLE
>> Orel: JOE, READ THE SCRIPT!
>> "OH, AND NOW I AM IN TROUBLE
WITH THE PALCIATED POLICE.
>> "OH, AND NOW I AM IN TROUBLE
WITH THE PALCIATED POLICE.
[ LAUGHS ]
WITH THE PALCIATED POLICE.
[ LAUGHS ]
I HOPE THEY HANDCUFF ME TO A FAT
[ LAUGHS ]
I HOPE THEY HANDCUFF ME TO A FAT
LADY FOREVER, STARTING 10 YEARS
I HOPE THEY HANDCUFF ME TO A FAT
LADY FOREVER, STARTING 10 YEARS
AGO."
LADY FOREVER, STARTING 10 YEARS
AGO."
>> Orel: STAY ON THE SCRIPT,
AGO."
>> Orel: STAY ON THE SCRIPT,
JOE.
>> Orel: STAY ON THE SCRIPT,
JOE.
>> UGH, UGH, OHH!
JOE.
>> UGH, UGH, OHH!
>> Doughy: "IF YOU LET YOUR SEED
>> UGH, UGH, OHH!
>> Doughy: "IF YOU LET YOUR SEED
SPILL, YOU GO TO HELL.
>> Doughy: "IF YOU LET YOUR SEED
SPILL, YOU GO TO HELL.
IF YOU PUT THEM IN A WOMAN WITH
SPILL, YOU GO TO HELL.
IF YOU PUT THEM IN A WOMAN WITH
A PASTRY BAG, YOU ALSO GO TO
IF YOU PUT THEM IN A WOMAN WITH
A PASTRY BAG, YOU ALSO GO TO
HELL."
A PASTRY BAG, YOU ALSO GO TO
HELL."
>> AND THEN I'M GONNA TAKE THESE
HELL."
>> AND THEN I'M GONNA TAKE THESE
PIECES OF PAPER AND STICK THEM
>> AND THEN I'M GONNA TAKE THESE
PIECES OF PAPER AND STICK THEM
UP MY NOSE AND RUN AROUND LIKE A
PIECES OF PAPER AND STICK THEM
UP MY NOSE AND RUN AROUND LIKE A
CLOWN.
UP MY NOSE AND RUN AROUND LIKE A
CLOWN.
HI, DAD."
CLOWN.
HI, DAD."
"WANT TO DRINK MY PEE?
HI, DAD."
"WANT TO DRINK MY PEE?
THAT'S WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING."
"WANT TO DRINK MY PEE?
THAT'S WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING."
"LOOK AT THIS GUY WITH ANIMALS
THAT'S WHAT I DO FOR A LIVING."
"LOOK AT THIS GUY WITH ANIMALS
ALL OVER HIM.
"LOOK AT THIS GUY WITH ANIMALS
ALL OVER HIM.
I WISH IT WAS ME, BECAUSE I MAY
ALL OVER HIM.
I WISH IT WAS ME, BECAUSE I MAY
BE THE STUPIDEST THING EVER, AND
I WISH IT WAS ME, BECAUSE I MAY
BE THE STUPIDEST THING EVER, AND
MY NAME IS OREL."
BE THE STUPIDEST THING EVER, AND
MY NAME IS OREL."
"OR OREL'S DAD, SO THERE. UGH!
MY NAME IS OREL."
"OR OREL'S DAD, SO THERE. UGH!
THIS IS TOO DUMB, EVEN FOR ME.
"OR OREL'S DAD, SO THERE. UGH!
THIS IS TOO DUMB, EVEN FOR ME.
MR. FIGURELLI, YOU'RE AN EGG,
THIS IS TOO DUMB, EVEN FOR ME.
MR. FIGURELLI, YOU'RE AN EGG,
BECAUSE YOU CAME OUT OF A
MR. FIGURELLI, YOU'RE AN EGG,
BECAUSE YOU CAME OUT OF A
CHICKEN'S PEE-HOLE.
BECAUSE YOU CAME OUT OF A
CHICKEN'S PEE-HOLE.
AND NOW THEY'RE ILLEGAL BECAUSE
CHICKEN'S PEE-HOLE.
AND NOW THEY'RE ILLEGAL BECAUSE
OREL IS MISS CENSORDOLL'S
AND NOW THEY'RE ILLEGAL BECAUSE
OREL IS MISS CENSORDOLL'S
FAVORITE JERK.
OREL IS MISS CENSORDOLL'S
FAVORITE JERK.
OOH, HI, I'M CLAY PUPPINGTON.
FAVORITE JERK.
OOH, HI, I'M CLAY PUPPINGTON.
AND I'M DRINKING STUPID JUICE,
OOH, HI, I'M CLAY PUPPINGTON.
AND I'M DRINKING STUPID JUICE,
AND, BOY, DOES IT WORK, RIGHT,
AND I'M DRINKING STUPID JUICE,
AND, BOY, DOES IT WORK, RIGHT,
JESUS?"
AND, BOY, DOES IT WORK, RIGHT,
JESUS?"
"YEAH, I'M JESUS, AND I AGREE
JESUS?"
"YEAH, I'M JESUS, AND I AGREE
YOU'RE STUPID."
"YEAH, I'M JESUS, AND I AGREE
YOU'RE STUPID."
THIS MOVIE SURE DOES STINK.
YOU'RE STUPID."
THIS MOVIE SURE DOES STINK.
I HOPE IT DIES LIKE WE ALL DO
THIS MOVIE SURE DOES STINK.
I HOPE IT DIES LIKE WE ALL DO
SOMEDAY.
I HOPE IT DIES LIKE WE ALL DO
SOMEDAY.
YEAH, THAT'S PRETTY SCARY.
SOMEDAY.
YEAH, THAT'S PRETTY SCARY.
I'M NOT GONNA THINK ABOUT THAT
YEAH, THAT'S PRETTY SCARY.
I'M NOT GONNA THINK ABOUT THAT
ANYMORE.
I'M NOT GONNA THINK ABOUT THAT
ANYMORE.
"OH, THERE'S SOME MONEY.
ANYMORE.
"OH, THERE'S SOME MONEY.
YAY! I'M GONNA BUY DRUGS,
"OH, THERE'S SOME MONEY.
YAY! I'M GONNA BUY DRUGS,
BECAUSE NOW I'M DUMBER THAN
YAY! I'M GONNA BUY DRUGS,
BECAUSE NOW I'M DUMBER THAN
EVER.
BECAUSE NOW I'M DUMBER THAN
EVER.
NOW I'M GONNA SMOKE THE STUFF,
EVER.
NOW I'M GONNA SMOKE THE STUFF,
JUST CAUSE I'M A WEIRDO AND, UH,
NOW I'M GONNA SMOKE THE STUFF,
JUST CAUSE I'M A WEIRDO AND, UH,
UGH!"
JUST CAUSE I'M A WEIRDO AND, UH,
UGH!"
WHOA! [ LAUGHS ]
UGH!"
WHOA! [ LAUGHS ]
THIS PART'S PRETTY GOOD.
WHOA! [ LAUGHS ]
THIS PART'S PRETTY GOOD.
I-I'M JUST GONNA WATCH THIS.
THIS PART'S PRETTY GOOD.
I-I'M JUST GONNA WATCH THIS.
WOW, HOW'D YOU DO THAT, OREL?
I-I'M JUST GONNA WATCH THIS.
WOW, HOW'D YOU DO THAT, OREL?
>> Orel: YOU RUINED MY MOVIE.
WOW, HOW'D YOU DO THAT, OREL?
>> Orel: YOU RUINED MY MOVIE.
>> SHUT UP.
>> Orel: YOU RUINED MY MOVIE.
>> SHUT UP.
I HATE IT AGAIN.
>> SHUT UP.
I HATE IT AGAIN.
WHOA, UGH.
I HATE IT AGAIN.
WHOA, UGH.
HERE WE ARE AT MR. FIGURELLI'S
WHOA, UGH.
HERE WE ARE AT MR. FIGURELLI'S
WORTHLESS STORE FULL OF BOOGERS
HERE WE ARE AT MR. FIGURELLI'S
WORTHLESS STORE FULL OF BOOGERS
AND EARWAX.
WORTHLESS STORE FULL OF BOOGERS
AND EARWAX.
NOW OREL'S BEATING UP
AND EARWAX.
NOW OREL'S BEATING UP
MR. FIGURELLI, WHICH IS GOOD,
NOW OREL'S BEATING UP
MR. FIGURELLI, WHICH IS GOOD,
BECAUSE I HATE MR. FIGURELLI,
MR. FIGURELLI, WHICH IS GOOD,
BECAUSE I HATE MR. FIGURELLI,
BUT BAD, BECAUSE I HATE OREL.
BECAUSE I HATE MR. FIGURELLI,
BUT BAD, BECAUSE I HATE OREL.
HERE I AM AS OREL, BUYING MORE
BUT BAD, BECAUSE I HATE OREL.
HERE I AM AS OREL, BUYING MORE
DRUGS.
HERE I AM AS OREL, BUYING MORE
DRUGS.
OH, AND THERE'S A BUNCH OF
DRUGS.
OH, AND THERE'S A BUNCH OF
IDIOTS WITH OREL'S DAD.
OH, AND THERE'S A BUNCH OF
IDIOTS WITH OREL'S DAD.
AND THIS MOVIE WINS AN AWARD
IDIOTS WITH OREL'S DAD.
AND THIS MOVIE WINS AN AWARD
FOR SMELLING LIKE EVERYONE'S
AND THIS MOVIE WINS AN AWARD
FOR SMELLING LIKE EVERYONE'S
BUTT ALL AT ONCE.
FOR SMELLING LIKE EVERYONE'S
BUTT ALL AT ONCE.
YAY! I'M TOTALLY GREAT! YAY!
BUTT ALL AT ONCE.
YAY! I'M TOTALLY GREAT! YAY!
LOOK AT ALL YOU PEOPLE -- YOU'RE
YAY! I'M TOTALLY GREAT! YAY!
LOOK AT ALL YOU PEOPLE -- YOU'RE
ALL DUMB.
LOOK AT ALL YOU PEOPLE -- YOU'RE
ALL DUMB.
HEY, DR. POTTERSWHEEL, WANT ME
ALL DUMB.
HEY, DR. POTTERSWHEEL, WANT ME
TO STICK OUT MY TONGUE AND SAY
HEY, DR. POTTERSWHEEL, WANT ME
TO STICK OUT MY TONGUE AND SAY
"AHH"?
TO STICK OUT MY TONGUE AND SAY
"AHH"?
UGH!
"AHH"?
UGH!
HEY, MR. FIGURELLI, WHY DON'T
UGH!
HEY, MR. FIGURELLI, WHY DON'T
YOU TAKE YOUR MUSTACHE AND PUT
HEY, MR. FIGURELLI, WHY DON'T
YOU TAKE YOUR MUSTACHE AND PUT
IT ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD?
YOU TAKE YOUR MUSTACHE AND PUT
IT ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD?
UGH!
IT ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD?
UGH!
BLOBERTA PUPPINGTON, HI.
UGH!
BLOBERTA PUPPINGTON, HI.
ENJOYING THE SHOW?
BLOBERTA PUPPINGTON, HI.
ENJOYING THE SHOW?
AND ME -- I'M STUPID, TOO.
ENJOYING THE SHOW?
AND ME -- I'M STUPID, TOO.
UGH!
AND ME -- I'M STUPID, TOO.
UGH!
>> Orel: GEE, JOE COMPLETELY
UGH!
>> Orel: GEE, JOE COMPLETELY
CHANGED THE MEANING OF
>> Orel: GEE, JOE COMPLETELY
CHANGED THE MEANING OF
EVERYTHING I WROTE.
CHANGED THE MEANING OF
EVERYTHING I WROTE.
>> Doughy: GOSH, OREL, THAT'S
EVERYTHING I WROTE.
>> Doughy: GOSH, OREL, THAT'S
TOO BAD.
>> Doughy: GOSH, OREL, THAT'S
TOO BAD.
>> Orel: YEAH. I GUESS,
TOO BAD.
>> Orel: YEAH. I GUESS,
SOMETIMES, CERTAIN THINGS GET
>> Orel: YEAH. I GUESS,
SOMETIMES, CERTAIN THINGS GET
MISINTERPRETED.
SOMETIMES, CERTAIN THINGS GET
MISINTERPRETED.
>> Doughy: LIKE WHAT?
MISINTERPRETED.
>> Doughy: LIKE WHAT?
>> Orel: HMM. NOT SURE.
>> ? HE CONTROLS OUR EVERY MOVE
WITH HIS STEADY HAND ?
? BUT WE ALL STILL
WITH HIS STEADY HAND ?
? BUT WE ALL STILL
HAVE THE CHOICE ?
? BUT WE ALL STILL
HAVE THE CHOICE ?
? TO BE GOOD OR BAD
HAVE THE CHOICE ?
? TO BE GOOD OR BAD
SO TIDINGS ARE GLAD,
? TO BE GOOD OR BAD
SO TIDINGS ARE GLAD,
FOR WE ALL HAVE A VOICE ?
SO TIDINGS ARE GLAD,
FOR WE ALL HAVE A VOICE ?
? SO LET'S ALL SING A HYMN ?
FOR WE ALL HAVE A VOICE ?
? SO LET'S ALL SING A HYMN ?
? SING OUT LOUD TO HIM
? SO LET'S ALL SING A HYMN ?
? SING OUT LOUD TO HIM
WHO PROMISES EVERLASTING LIFE ?
? SING OUT LOUD TO HIM
WHO PROMISES EVERLASTING LIFE ?
? LA DI DA DI DA ?
WHO PROMISES EVERLASTING LIFE ?
? LA DI DA DI DA ?
? DA DI DA DI DA ?
? LA DI DA DI DA ?
? DA DI DA DI DA ?
? SING FOR JESUS CHRI--
? DA DI DA DI DA ?
? SING FOR JESUS CHRI--
JESUS CHRI--
? SING FOR JESUS CHRI--
JESUS CHRI--
JESUS CHRI-- ?
JESUS CHRI--
JESUS CHRI-- ?
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JESUS CHRI-- ?
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