Moral Orel (2005–2009): Season 2, Episode 13 - Turn the Other Cheek - full transcript
Orel teaches the school bully that the best defense is no defense.
[ FANFARE ]
>> PRESBO THE CLOWN'S BIBLE BIG
TOP!
>> ? WHO'S GOT BIG FEET THAT
WALK WITH JESUS, WHO SAYS ?
>> GOD BLESS M-ME!
WALK WITH JESUS, WHO SAYS ?
>> GOD BLESS M-ME!
>> ? WHEN HE SNEEZES? ?
>> GOD BLESS M-ME!
>> ? WHEN HE SNEEZES? ?
? WHO'S GOT HIS BIG RED NOSE
>> ? WHEN HE SNEEZES? ?
? WHO'S GOT HIS BIG RED NOSE
BURIED IN THE GOOD BOOK? ?
? WHO'S GOT HIS BIG RED NOSE
BURIED IN THE GOOD BOOK? ?
? WHO GETS YOU TO HEAVEN WITH
BURIED IN THE GOOD BOOK? ?
? WHO GETS YOU TO HEAVEN WITH
HIS FUNNY, CLOWNY LOOK? ?
? WHO GETS YOU TO HEAVEN WITH
HIS FUNNY, CLOWNY LOOK? ?
[ MUSIC PLAYING IN DISTANCE ]
HIS FUNNY, CLOWNY LOOK? ?
[ MUSIC PLAYING IN DISTANCE ]
[ CLOCK TICKING ]
>> Bloberta: [ GROANS ]
>> Clay: [ SNORES ]
>> Bloberta: OKAY, HERE WE GO.
[ WATER RUNNING ]
>> [ LAUGHS ] IT'S M-ME!
>> WELL, HELLO, PRESBO, YOU
SILLY CLOWN.
>> WELL, HELLO, PRESBO, YOU
SILLY CLOWN.
>> HEY, WHY AREN'T YOU UP ON
SILLY CLOWN.
>> HEY, WHY AREN'T YOU UP ON
YOUR FLYING TRAPEZE TODAY?
>> HEY, WHY AREN'T YOU UP ON
YOUR FLYING TRAPEZE TODAY?
>> WELL, TODAY IS SUNDAY, AND --
YOUR FLYING TRAPEZE TODAY?
>> WELL, TODAY IS SUNDAY, AND --
>> [BLEEP]
>> WELL, TODAY IS SUNDAY, AND --
>> [BLEEP]
>> OW, PRESBO!
>> [BLEEP]
>> OW, PRESBO!
YOU HIT ME!
>> OW, PRESBO!
YOU HIT ME!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
YOU HIT ME!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
? YOU'VE GOT TO TURN THE OTHER
>> [ LAUGHS ]
? YOU'VE GOT TO TURN THE OTHER
CHEEK ?
? YOU'VE GOT TO TURN THE OTHER
CHEEK ?
>> OW!
CHEEK ?
>> OW!
>> ? TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
>> OW!
>> ? TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
>> OW!
>> ? TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
>> OW!
>> ? SHOW THE WORLD HOW STRONG
>> OW!
>> ? SHOW THE WORLD HOW STRONG
YOU ARE BY SIMPLY ACTING WEAK ?
>> ? SHOW THE WORLD HOW STRONG
YOU ARE BY SIMPLY ACTING WEAK ?
>> OW!
YOU ARE BY SIMPLY ACTING WEAK ?
>> OW!
>> ? INHERIT ALL THE WORLD
>> OW!
>> ? INHERIT ALL THE WORLD
SOMEDAY, 'CAUSE YOU WILL BE THE
>> ? INHERIT ALL THE WORLD
SOMEDAY, 'CAUSE YOU WILL BE THE
MEEK ?
SOMEDAY, 'CAUSE YOU WILL BE THE
MEEK ?
>> OW!
MEEK ?
>> OW!
>> ? SHOW THEM JUST HOW MEEK
>> OW!
>> ? SHOW THEM JUST HOW MEEK
WHEN YOU TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
>> ? SHOW THEM JUST HOW MEEK
WHEN YOU TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
? INHERIT ALL THE WORLD SOMEDAY,
'CAUSE YOU WILL BE THE MEEK ?
>> OW!
'CAUSE YOU WILL BE THE MEEK ?
>> OW!
>> ? SHOW THEM JUST HOW MEEK
>> OW!
>> ? SHOW THEM JUST HOW MEEK
WHEN YOU TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
>> ? SHOW THEM JUST HOW MEEK
WHEN YOU TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
>> OW!
WHEN YOU TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
>> OW!
[ RECORD SCRATCHES ]
>> OW!
[ RECORD SCRATCHES ]
>> ? ...GOT TO TURN THE OTHER
[ RECORD SCRATCHES ]
>> ? ...GOT TO TURN THE OTHER
CHEEK ?
>> ? ...GOT TO TURN THE OTHER
CHEEK ?
>> OW!
CHEEK ?
>> OW!
>> ? TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
>> OW!
>> ? TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
? SHOW THE WORLD HOW MEEK ?
>> ? TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
? SHOW THE WORLD HOW MEEK ?
? TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
? SHOW THE WORLD HOW MEEK ?
? TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
? SHOW THE WORLD HOW STRONG YOU
? TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
? SHOW THE WORLD HOW STRONG YOU
ARE BY SIMPLY ACTING WEAK ?
? SHOW THE WORLD HOW STRONG YOU
ARE BY SIMPLY ACTING WEAK ?
? INHERIT ALL THE WORLD SOMEDAY,
ARE BY SIMPLY ACTING WEAK ?
? INHERIT ALL THE WORLD SOMEDAY,
'CAUSE YOU WILL BE THE MEEK ?
? INHERIT ALL THE WORLD SOMEDAY,
'CAUSE YOU WILL BE THE MEEK ?
? INHERIT ALL THE WORLD SOMEDAY,
'CAUSE YOU WILL BE THE MEEK ?
? INHERIT ALL THE WORLD SOMEDAY,
'CAUSE YOU WILL BE THE MEEK ?
? INHERIT ALL THE WORLD SOMEDAY,
'CAUSE YOU WILL BE THE MEEK ?
>> OW!
'CAUSE YOU WILL BE THE MEEK ?
>> OW!
>> ? SHOW THEM JUST HOW MEEK
>> OW!
>> ? SHOW THEM JUST HOW MEEK
WHEN YOU TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
>> ? SHOW THEM JUST HOW MEEK
WHEN YOU TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
? YOU'VE GOT TO TURN THE OTHER
WHEN YOU TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
? YOU'VE GOT TO TURN THE OTHER
CHEEK ?
? YOU'VE GOT TO TURN THE OTHER
CHEEK ?
>> OW!
CHEEK ?
>> OW!
>> ? TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
>> OW!
>> ? TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
>> OW!
>> ? TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
>> OW!
>> ? SHOW THE WORLD HOW STRONG
>> OW!
>> ? SHOW THE WORLD HOW STRONG
YOU ARE BY SIMPLY ACTING WEAK ?
>> ? SHOW THE WORLD HOW STRONG
YOU ARE BY SIMPLY ACTING WEAK ?
>> Bloberta: OREL PUPPINGTON, IT
YOU ARE BY SIMPLY ACTING WEAK ?
>> Bloberta: OREL PUPPINGTON, IT
IS FAR TOO EARLY.
>> Bloberta: OREL PUPPINGTON, IT
IS FAR TOO EARLY.
TURN THAT DOWN.
IS FAR TOO EARLY.
TURN THAT DOWN.
>> Orel: SORRY, MOM.
TURN THAT DOWN.
>> Orel: SORRY, MOM.
>> Clay: [ SNORING ]
>> Orel: SORRY, MOM.
>> Clay: [ SNORING ]
[ BELL RINGS ]
>> Clay: [ SNORING ]
[ BELL RINGS ]
>> Doughy: SAY, OREL, WHAT DID
[ BELL RINGS ]
>> Doughy: SAY, OREL, WHAT DID
YOU BUILD IN WOODSHOP CLASS?
>> Doughy: SAY, OREL, WHAT DID
YOU BUILD IN WOODSHOP CLASS?
>> Orel: WELL, I DECIDED TO MAKE
YOU BUILD IN WOODSHOP CLASS?
>> Orel: WELL, I DECIDED TO MAKE
MY DAD A SPANKING PADDLE SO HIS
>> Orel: WELL, I DECIDED TO MAKE
MY DAD A SPANKING PADDLE SO HIS
PANTS DON'T KEEP FALLING DOWN.
MY DAD A SPANKING PADDLE SO HIS
PANTS DON'T KEEP FALLING DOWN.
>> Doughy: OH, THOUGHTFUL.
PANTS DON'T KEEP FALLING DOWN.
>> Doughy: OH, THOUGHTFUL.
UH-OH, HERE COMES THAT
>> Doughy: OH, THOUGHTFUL.
UH-OH, HERE COMES THAT
WALT GLUEGON.
UH-OH, HERE COMES THAT
WALT GLUEGON.
HE'S SUCH A BULLY.
WALT GLUEGON.
HE'S SUCH A BULLY.
>> Orel: OH, DOUGHY, HE'S NOT SO
HE'S SUCH A BULLY.
>> Orel: OH, DOUGHY, HE'S NOT SO
>> WELL, IF IT ISN'T
>> Orel: OH, DOUGHY, HE'S NOT SO
>> WELL, IF IT ISN'T
OREL PUPPING-DUMB AND DOPEY.
>> WELL, IF IT ISN'T
OREL PUPPING-DUMB AND DOPEY.
>> Orel: HI, WALT.
OREL PUPPING-DUMB AND DOPEY.
>> Orel: HI, WALT.
>> SHUT YOUR STUPID FACE.
>> Orel: HI, WALT.
>> SHUT YOUR STUPID FACE.
>> Orel: [ LAUGHS ] GOOD ONE.
>> SHUT YOUR STUPID FACE.
>> Orel: [ LAUGHS ] GOOD ONE.
YOU SURE ARE --
>> Orel: [ LAUGHS ] GOOD ONE.
YOU SURE ARE --
OH!
YOU SURE ARE --
OH!
>> Doughy: SAY, THAT WASN'T
OH!
>> Doughy: SAY, THAT WASN'T
VERY...
>> Doughy: SAY, THAT WASN'T
VERY...
NICE.
VERY...
NICE.
>> Orel: HOT DOG!
NICE.
>> Orel: HOT DOG!
>> Doughy: OREL, WHY DO YOU LOOK
>> Orel: HOT DOG!
>> Doughy: OREL, WHY DO YOU LOOK
SO HAPPY?
>> Doughy: OREL, WHY DO YOU LOOK
SO HAPPY?
>> Orel: BECAUSE, DOUGHY, NOW I
SO HAPPY?
>> Orel: BECAUSE, DOUGHY, NOW I
CAN REALLY SHOW WALT A THING OR
>> Orel: BECAUSE, DOUGHY, NOW I
CAN REALLY SHOW WALT A THING OR
TWO.
CAN REALLY SHOW WALT A THING OR
TWO.
>> OH, YEAH?
TWO.
>> OH, YEAH?
GO AHEAD, TURKEY.
>> OH, YEAH?
GO AHEAD, TURKEY.
I'M READY.
GO AHEAD, TURKEY.
I'M READY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I'M READY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> Orel: WELL, I'M ABOUT TO SHOW
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> Orel: WELL, I'M ABOUT TO SHOW
YOU A THING OR TWO.
>> Orel: WELL, I'M ABOUT TO SHOW
YOU A THING OR TWO.
>> OH, YEAH?
YOU A THING OR TWO.
>> OH, YEAH?
>> Orel: YEAH, ABOUT
>> OH, YEAH?
>> Orel: YEAH, ABOUT
CHRISTIANITY, AND I'M DOING IT
>> Orel: YEAH, ABOUT
CHRISTIANITY, AND I'M DOING IT
BY...
CHRISTIANITY, AND I'M DOING IT
BY...
? TURNING THE OTHER CHEEK ?
BY...
? TURNING THE OTHER CHEEK ?
? TURNING THE OTHER CH-- ?
[ MOANING ] HO-O-O-O-T DOG.
HI, MOM.
>> Bloberta: HOW WAS SCHOOL
TODAY?
>> Bloberta: HOW WAS SCHOOL
TODAY?
>> Orel: GREAT.
TODAY?
>> Orel: GREAT.
I GOT TO TURN THE OTHER CHEEK.
>> Orel: GREAT.
I GOT TO TURN THE OTHER CHEEK.
>> Bloberta: HMM, SOUNDS FUN.
I GOT TO TURN THE OTHER CHEEK.
>> Bloberta: HMM, SOUNDS FUN.
>> Orel: YOU BET!
>> Bloberta: HMM, SOUNDS FUN.
>> Orel: YOU BET!
>> ? YOU'VE GOT TO TURN THE
>> Orel: YOU BET!
>> ? YOU'VE GOT TO TURN THE
OTHER CHEEK ?
>> ? YOU'VE GOT TO TURN THE
OTHER CHEEK ?
>> OW!
OTHER CHEEK ?
>> OW!
>> ? TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
>> OW!
>> ? TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
>> OW!
>> ? TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
>> OW!
>> ? SHOW THE WORLD HOW STRONG
>> OW!
>> ? SHOW THE WORLD HOW STRONG
YOU ARE BY SIMPLY ACTING WEAK ?
>> ? SHOW THE WORLD HOW STRONG
YOU ARE BY SIMPLY ACTING WEAK ?
? INHERIT ALL THE WORLD SOMEDAY
YOU ARE BY SIMPLY ACTING WEAK ?
? INHERIT ALL THE WORLD SOMEDAY
'CAUSE YOU WILL BE THE MEEK ?
? INHERIT ALL THE WORLD SOMEDAY
'CAUSE YOU WILL BE THE MEEK ?
? SHOW THEM JUST HOW MEEK WHEN
'CAUSE YOU WILL BE THE MEEK ?
? SHOW THEM JUST HOW MEEK WHEN
YOU TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
? SHOW THEM JUST HOW MEEK WHEN
YOU TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
>> Orel: ? TURN THE OTHER
YOU TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
>> Orel: ? TURN THE OTHER
CHEEK ?
>> Orel: ? TURN THE OTHER
CHEEK ?
? TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
CHEEK ?
? TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
? SHOW THEM JUST HOW STRONG YOU
? TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
? SHOW THEM JUST HOW STRONG YOU
ARE BY SIMPLY ACTING WEAK ?
? SHOW THEM JUST HOW STRONG YOU
ARE BY SIMPLY ACTING WEAK ?
>> Both: ? INHERIT ALL THE WORLD
ARE BY SIMPLY ACTING WEAK ?
>> Both: ? INHERIT ALL THE WORLD
SOMEDAY 'CAUSE YOU WILL BE THE
>> Both: ? INHERIT ALL THE WORLD
SOMEDAY 'CAUSE YOU WILL BE THE
MEEK ?
SOMEDAY 'CAUSE YOU WILL BE THE
MEEK ?
>> Orel: ? TURN THE OTHER
MEEK ?
>> Orel: ? TURN THE OTHER
CHEEK ?
>> Orel: ? TURN THE OTHER
CHEEK ?
? TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
CHEEK ?
? TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
? SHOW THEM JUST HOW MEEK WHEN
? TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
? SHOW THEM JUST HOW MEEK WHEN
YOU TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
? SHOW THEM JUST HOW MEEK WHEN
YOU TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
>> Bloberta: ? SMACK! ?
YOU TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
>> Bloberta: ? SMACK! ?
OH, MY GRACIOUS.
>> Bloberta: ? SMACK! ?
OH, MY GRACIOUS.
[ MUFFLED BANG ]
OH, MY GRACIOUS.
[ MUFFLED BANG ]
>> Clay: NOT NOW, OREL.
[ MUFFLED BANG ]
>> Clay: NOT NOW, OREL.
>> Bloberta: IT'S BLOBERTA.
>> Clay: NOT NOW, OREL.
>> Bloberta: IT'S BLOBERTA.
>> Clay: OH, UM...
>> Bloberta: IT'S BLOBERTA.
>> Clay: OH, UM...
[ MUFFLED BANGING ]
>> Clay: OH, UM...
[ MUFFLED BANGING ]
JUST A MINUTE!
[ MUFFLED BANGING ]
JUST A MINUTE!
[ METAL CLANGING ]
JUST A MINUTE!
[ METAL CLANGING ]
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
[ METAL CLANGING ]
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
OKAY.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
OKAY.
>> Bloberta: JUST LOOK AT OREL'S
OKAY.
>> Bloberta: JUST LOOK AT OREL'S
SHIRT.
>> Bloberta: JUST LOOK AT OREL'S
SHIRT.
IT'S THE FOURTH TIME THIS WEEK,
SHIRT.
IT'S THE FOURTH TIME THIS WEEK,
CLAY.
IT'S THE FOURTH TIME THIS WEEK,
CLAY.
IT'S WORRISOME.
CLAY.
IT'S WORRISOME.
I CAN'T BE DOING LAUNDRY EVERY
IT'S WORRISOME.
I CAN'T BE DOING LAUNDRY EVERY
DAY.
I CAN'T BE DOING LAUNDRY EVERY
DAY.
I'LL HAVE TO DOUBLE MY DETERGENT
DAY.
I'LL HAVE TO DOUBLE MY DETERGENT
BUDGET.
I'LL HAVE TO DOUBLE MY DETERGENT
BUDGET.
>> Clay: WHAT?!
BUDGET.
>> Clay: WHAT?!
THIS IS SERIOUS.
>> Clay: WHAT?!
THIS IS SERIOUS.
ALL RIGHT, I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
THIS IS SERIOUS.
ALL RIGHT, I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
[ SLURPS ]
>> Fakey: YAY!
HEY, OREL.
>> Clay: HELLO, SON.
HEY, OREL.
>> Clay: HELLO, SON.
>> Orel: OH, HI, DAD.
>> Clay: HELLO, SON.
>> Orel: OH, HI, DAD.
OW!
>> Orel: OH, HI, DAD.
OW!
HERE, SHAPEY.
OW!
HERE, SHAPEY.
SHINY.
HERE, SHAPEY.
SHINY.
GO GET 'EM!
SHINY.
GO GET 'EM!
>> Fakey: YUMMY!
GO GET 'EM!
>> Fakey: YUMMY!
>> Orel: DAD, THAT'S NOT SH--
>> Fakey: YUMMY!
>> Orel: DAD, THAT'S NOT SH--
>> Clay: OREL, YOU KNOW YOU
>> Orel: DAD, THAT'S NOT SH--
>> Clay: OREL, YOU KNOW YOU
SHOULDN'T UPSET YOUR MOTHER BY
>> Clay: OREL, YOU KNOW YOU
SHOULDN'T UPSET YOUR MOTHER BY
COMING HOME WITH DIRTY CLOTHES,
SHOULDN'T UPSET YOUR MOTHER BY
COMING HOME WITH DIRTY CLOTHES,
BECAUSE THEN YOUR MOTHER TALKS
COMING HOME WITH DIRTY CLOTHES,
BECAUSE THEN YOUR MOTHER TALKS
TO YOUR FATHER, AND NO ONE WANTS
BECAUSE THEN YOUR MOTHER TALKS
TO YOUR FATHER, AND NO ONE WANTS
THAT.
TO YOUR FATHER, AND NO ONE WANTS
THAT.
>> Orel: BUT I HAVE TO GET
THAT.
>> Orel: BUT I HAVE TO GET
BLOODY, DAD.
>> Orel: BUT I HAVE TO GET
BLOODY, DAD.
OTHERWISE, I'D HAVE TO FIGHT,
BLOODY, DAD.
OTHERWISE, I'D HAVE TO FIGHT,
AND JESUS SAYS, "TURN THE OTHER
OTHERWISE, I'D HAVE TO FIGHT,
AND JESUS SAYS, "TURN THE OTHER
CHEEK."
AND JESUS SAYS, "TURN THE OTHER
CHEEK."
>> Clay: AH, YES.
CHEEK."
>> Clay: AH, YES.
TURN THE OTHER CHEEK -- THE WAR
>> Clay: AH, YES.
TURN THE OTHER CHEEK -- THE WAR
CRY OF THE FRAIDY CATS.
TURN THE OTHER CHEEK -- THE WAR
CRY OF THE FRAIDY CATS.
OREL, THE PHRASE "TURN THE OTHER
CRY OF THE FRAIDY CATS.
OREL, THE PHRASE "TURN THE OTHER
CHEEK" HAS BEEN MISUSED EVER
OREL, THE PHRASE "TURN THE OTHER
CHEEK" HAS BEEN MISUSED EVER
SINCE VIOLENCE BECAME OUT OF
CHEEK" HAS BEEN MISUSED EVER
SINCE VIOLENCE BECAME OUT OF
STYLE.
SINCE VIOLENCE BECAME OUT OF
STYLE.
>> Orel: IT HAS?
STYLE.
>> Orel: IT HAS?
>> Clay: SURE.
>> Orel: IT HAS?
>> Clay: SURE.
THAT SAYING SHOULD ONLY BE USED
>> Clay: SURE.
THAT SAYING SHOULD ONLY BE USED
WHEN SOMEONE INSULTS YOU OR
THAT SAYING SHOULD ONLY BE USED
WHEN SOMEONE INSULTS YOU OR
JOKES ABOUT YOUR WIFE.
WHEN SOMEONE INSULTS YOU OR
JOKES ABOUT YOUR WIFE.
THEN YOU SHOULD JUST GRIN AND
JOKES ABOUT YOUR WIFE.
THEN YOU SHOULD JUST GRIN AND
BEAR IT, EVEN LAUGH IF IT'S
THEN YOU SHOULD JUST GRIN AND
BEAR IT, EVEN LAUGH IF IT'S
FUNNY.
BEAR IT, EVEN LAUGH IF IT'S
FUNNY.
BUT GOD DOESN'T WANT YOU HURT.
FUNNY.
BUT GOD DOESN'T WANT YOU HURT.
HE NEEDS YOU TO PROTECT YOURSELF
BUT GOD DOESN'T WANT YOU HURT.
HE NEEDS YOU TO PROTECT YOURSELF
SO YOU CAN DEFEND HIS
HE NEEDS YOU TO PROTECT YOURSELF
SO YOU CAN DEFEND HIS
RIGHTEOUSNESS.
SO YOU CAN DEFEND HIS
RIGHTEOUSNESS.
>> Orel: WOW.
RIGHTEOUSNESS.
>> Orel: WOW.
>> Clay: YOU SEE, YOU'VE GOT TO
>> Orel: WOW.
>> Clay: YOU SEE, YOU'VE GOT TO
PROTECT YOURSELF BEFORE TROUBLE
>> Clay: YOU SEE, YOU'VE GOT TO
PROTECT YOURSELF BEFORE TROUBLE
STARTS.
PROTECT YOURSELF BEFORE TROUBLE
STARTS.
>> Orel: BEFORE?
STARTS.
>> Orel: BEFORE?
>> Clay: YEP.
>> Orel: BEFORE?
>> Clay: YEP.
I THINK YOU NEED TO GIVE THIS
>> Clay: YEP.
I THINK YOU NEED TO GIVE THIS
BULLY OF YOURS THE CHANCE TO
I THINK YOU NEED TO GIVE THIS
BULLY OF YOURS THE CHANCE TO
TURN HIS OWN CHEEK.
BULLY OF YOURS THE CHANCE TO
TURN HIS OWN CHEEK.
>> Orel: OH, SO IT'LL BE LIKE
TURN HIS OWN CHEEK.
>> Orel: OH, SO IT'LL BE LIKE
I'M TEACHING HIM ABOUT THE
>> Orel: OH, SO IT'LL BE LIKE
I'M TEACHING HIM ABOUT THE
BIBLE!
I'M TEACHING HIM ABOUT THE
BIBLE!
>> Clay: EXACTLY -- THE BIBLE.
BIBLE!
>> Clay: EXACTLY -- THE BIBLE.
NOW, MAKE A FIST.
>> Clay: EXACTLY -- THE BIBLE.
NOW, MAKE A FIST.
>> Orel: GEE, DAD, I-I DON'T
NOW, MAKE A FIST.
>> Orel: GEE, DAD, I-I DON'T
KNOW.
>> Orel: GEE, DAD, I-I DON'T
KNOW.
>> Clay: COME ON.
KNOW.
>> Clay: COME ON.
IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
>> Clay: COME ON.
IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
WHY, A FIST IS JUST ONE HAND
IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
WHY, A FIST IS JUST ONE HAND
PRAYING BY ITSELF.
WHY, A FIST IS JUST ONE HAND
PRAYING BY ITSELF.
>> Orel: OH!
GEE, I HOPE I'M QUALIFIED TO
TEACH WALT ABOUT THE BIBLE.
>> DING, DING, DING, STOP AND
TEACH WALT ABOUT THE BIBLE.
>> DING, DING, DING, STOP AND
PAY TOLL TO CROSS THE HALL.
>> DING, DING, DING, STOP AND
PAY TOLL TO CROSS THE HALL.
>> Doughy: UH, THIS DOESN'T
PAY TOLL TO CROSS THE HALL.
>> Doughy: UH, THIS DOESN'T
SOUND VERY OFFICIAL, WALT.
>> Doughy: UH, THIS DOESN'T
SOUND VERY OFFICIAL, WALT.
>> TOLL GATE COMING DOWN.
[ GRUNTS ]
>> Orel: NOW TURN YOUR OTHER
CHEEK, WALT.
>> Orel: NOW TURN YOUR OTHER
CHEEK, WALT.
SEE? THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE.
CHEEK, WALT.
SEE? THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE.
>> All: HOORAY!
SEE? THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE.
>> All: HOORAY!
>> OKAY, MAKE A FIST.
>> Orel: ? YOU'VE GOT TO MAKE
THEM TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
? MAKE THEM TURN THE OTHER
THEM TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
? MAKE THEM TURN THE OTHER
CHEEK ?
? MAKE THEM TURN THE OTHER
CHEEK ?
? ANYTIME ANYONE MAKES A FIST,
CHEEK ?
? ANYTIME ANYONE MAKES A FIST,
YOU PUNCH THEM IN THE BEAK ?
? ANYTIME ANYONE MAKES A FIST,
YOU PUNCH THEM IN THE BEAK ?
? IT JUST BECOMES A REFLEX,
YOU PUNCH THEM IN THE BEAK ?
? IT JUST BECOMES A REFLEX,
'CAUSE THERE IS NO TIME TO
? IT JUST BECOMES A REFLEX,
'CAUSE THERE IS NO TIME TO
THINK ?
'CAUSE THERE IS NO TIME TO
THINK ?
? STOP VIOLENCE WHILE YOU WREAK
THINK ?
? STOP VIOLENCE WHILE YOU WREAK
RIGHTEOUS HAVOC ON THEIR CHEEK ?
? STOP VIOLENCE WHILE YOU WREAK
RIGHTEOUS HAVOC ON THEIR CHEEK ?
? THEN THEY'LL TURN THE OTHER
RIGHTEOUS HAVOC ON THEIR CHEEK ?
? THEN THEY'LL TURN THE OTHER
CHEEK ?
? THEN THEY'LL TURN THE OTHER
CHEEK ?
? THEY'LL TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
CHEEK ?
? THEY'LL TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
? THEY'LL LEARN ABOUT THE BIBLE
? THEY'LL TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
? THEY'LL LEARN ABOUT THE BIBLE
WITH YOUR HOLY VIOLENT STREAK ?
? THEY'LL LEARN ABOUT THE BIBLE
WITH YOUR HOLY VIOLENT STREAK ?
? IT'S THE ONE-TWO PUNCH THAT
WITH YOUR HOLY VIOLENT STREAK ?
? IT'S THE ONE-TWO PUNCH THAT
TEACHES THEM THAT THEY SHOULD
? IT'S THE ONE-TWO PUNCH THAT
TEACHES THEM THAT THEY SHOULD
KEEP IT MEEK ?
TEACHES THEM THAT THEY SHOULD
KEEP IT MEEK ?
? THEY'LL BE UP HEAVEN'S CREEK
KEEP IT MEEK ?
? THEY'LL BE UP HEAVEN'S CREEK
WHEN THEY TURN THEIR OTHER
? THEY'LL BE UP HEAVEN'S CREEK
WHEN THEY TURN THEIR OTHER
CHEEK ?
>> [ SCREAMING ]
>> Doughy: GEE, THANKS FOR
PROTECTING ME FROM WALT THE
BULLY, OREL.
PROTECTING ME FROM WALT THE
BULLY, OREL.
>> Orel: IT'S GOD'S WAY, DOUGHY.
BULLY, OREL.
>> Orel: IT'S GOD'S WAY, DOUGHY.
>> Doughy: OH, HANDY.
>> Orel: IT'S GOD'S WAY, DOUGHY.
>> Doughy: OH, HANDY.
WANT TO PLAY ROCK, PAPER,
>> Doughy: OH, HANDY.
WANT TO PLAY ROCK, PAPER,
SCISSORS?
WANT TO PLAY ROCK, PAPER,
SCISSORS?
>> Orel: WHY NOT?
SCISSORS?
>> Orel: WHY NOT?
COULDN'T HURT.
>> Orel: WHY NOT?
COULDN'T HURT.
>> Doughy: READY, GO!
COULDN'T HURT.
>> Doughy: READY, GO!
OH, AAH, YOW!
>> Doughy: READY, GO!
OH, AAH, YOW!
>> Bloberta: ? DUSTY, LESS DUST,
OH, AAH, YOW!
>> Bloberta: ? DUSTY, LESS DUST,
NO DUST ?
OH! AAH!
>> Orel: TAKE THAT, YOU!
>> Bloberta: OH!
>> Orel: TAKE THAT, YOU!
>> Bloberta: OH!
>> Clay: OREL!
UNH!
>> Orel: AAH!
>> Clay: OW!
>> Orel: AAH!
>> Clay: OW!
OW!
>> Clay: OW!
OW!
OH!
OW!
OH!
>> Orel: AND HERE'S A LITTLE
OH!
>> Orel: AND HERE'S A LITTLE
PRESENT FROM JESUS!
>> Orel: AND HERE'S A LITTLE
PRESENT FROM JESUS!
>> Clay: [ PANTING ]
PRESENT FROM JESUS!
>> Clay: [ PANTING ]
FORGET IT.
>> Clay: [ PANTING ]
FORGET IT.
SAVE IT.
FORGET IT.
SAVE IT.
>> Orel: BUT AREN'T YOU GONNA
SAVE IT.
>> Orel: BUT AREN'T YOU GONNA
TEACH ME A LESSON?
>> Orel: BUT AREN'T YOU GONNA
TEACH ME A LESSON?
>> Clay: NO, I'M NOT.
TEACH ME A LESSON?
>> Clay: NO, I'M NOT.
>> Orel: SO, WHAT DOES THIS
>> Clay: NO, I'M NOT.
>> Orel: SO, WHAT DOES THIS
MEAN -- YOU'RE GIVING UP ON ME,
>> Orel: SO, WHAT DOES THIS
MEAN -- YOU'RE GIVING UP ON ME,
DAD?
MEAN -- YOU'RE GIVING UP ON ME,
DAD?
>> Clay: OREL, A FATHER NEVER
DAD?
>> Clay: OREL, A FATHER NEVER
GIVES UP ON HIS SON, BECAUSE
>> Clay: OREL, A FATHER NEVER
GIVES UP ON HIS SON, BECAUSE
THEN HE'S NOT REALLY A FATHER,
GIVES UP ON HIS SON, BECAUSE
THEN HE'S NOT REALLY A FATHER,
AND IF I'M NOT A FATHER, ALL I
THEN HE'S NOT REALLY A FATHER,
AND IF I'M NOT A FATHER, ALL I
REALLY AM IS A HUSBAND, AND
AND IF I'M NOT A FATHER, ALL I
REALLY AM IS A HUSBAND, AND
THAT'S PRACTICALLY WORTHLESS.
REALLY AM IS A HUSBAND, AND
THAT'S PRACTICALLY WORTHLESS.
>> Orel: UH-HUH.
THAT'S PRACTICALLY WORTHLESS.
>> Orel: UH-HUH.
>> Clay: ALSO, YOU DID FOLLOW MY
>> Orel: UH-HUH.
>> Clay: ALSO, YOU DID FOLLOW MY
ADVICE, KIDDO, SO PUNISHING YOU
>> Clay: ALSO, YOU DID FOLLOW MY
ADVICE, KIDDO, SO PUNISHING YOU
WOULD BE AN ADMISSION OF
ADVICE, KIDDO, SO PUNISHING YOU
WOULD BE AN ADMISSION OF
WRONGNESS ON MY PART, AND
WOULD BE AN ADMISSION OF
WRONGNESS ON MY PART, AND
BELIEVE YOU ME, THAT AIN'T GONNA
WRONGNESS ON MY PART, AND
BELIEVE YOU ME, THAT AIN'T GONNA
HAPPEN.
BELIEVE YOU ME, THAT AIN'T GONNA
HAPPEN.
>> Orel: SO, WHY DID WE EVEN
HAPPEN.
>> Orel: SO, WHY DID WE EVEN
COME IN HERE?
>> Orel: SO, WHY DID WE EVEN
COME IN HERE?
>> Clay: WELL, WE HAD TO CAST
COME IN HERE?
>> Clay: WELL, WE HAD TO CAST
WHAT'S CALLED A SMOKE SCREEN.
>> Clay: WELL, WE HAD TO CAST
WHAT'S CALLED A SMOKE SCREEN.
>> Orel: A SMOKE SCREEN?
WHAT'S CALLED A SMOKE SCREEN.
>> Orel: A SMOKE SCREEN?
>> Clay: YES.
>> Orel: A SMOKE SCREEN?
>> Clay: YES.
IT'S A VALUABLE TOOL I USE IN
>> Clay: YES.
IT'S A VALUABLE TOOL I USE IN
ORDER TO GIVE YOUR MOTHER THE
IT'S A VALUABLE TOOL I USE IN
ORDER TO GIVE YOUR MOTHER THE
ILLUSION THAT I'M ACTUALLY DOING
ORDER TO GIVE YOUR MOTHER THE
ILLUSION THAT I'M ACTUALLY DOING
MY JOB AS YOUR FATHER.
ILLUSION THAT I'M ACTUALLY DOING
MY JOB AS YOUR FATHER.
>> Orel: NEAT!
MY JOB AS YOUR FATHER.
>> Orel: NEAT!
YOU'RE THE BEST, DAD.
>> Orel: NEAT!
YOU'RE THE BEST, DAD.
I LOVE YOU.
YOU'RE THE BEST, DAD.
I LOVE YOU.
>> Clay: OH, SURE DO.
WELL [CLEARS THROAT] WE GOT
ABOUT ONE MORE MINUTE IN HERE.
[ FIRE CRACKLES ]
>> PRESBO THE CLOWN'S BIBLE BIG
TOP!
>> ? WHO'S GOT BIG FEET THAT
WALK WITH JESUS, WHO SAYS ?
>> GOD BLESS M-ME!
WALK WITH JESUS, WHO SAYS ?
>> GOD BLESS M-ME!
>> ? WHEN HE SNEEZES? ?
>> GOD BLESS M-ME!
>> ? WHEN HE SNEEZES? ?
? WHO'S GOT HIS BIG RED NOSE
>> ? WHEN HE SNEEZES? ?
? WHO'S GOT HIS BIG RED NOSE
BURIED IN THE GOOD BOOK? ?
? WHO'S GOT HIS BIG RED NOSE
BURIED IN THE GOOD BOOK? ?
? WHO GETS YOU TO HEAVEN WITH
BURIED IN THE GOOD BOOK? ?
? WHO GETS YOU TO HEAVEN WITH
HIS FUNNY, CLOWNY LOOK? ?
? WHO GETS YOU TO HEAVEN WITH
HIS FUNNY, CLOWNY LOOK? ?
[ MUSIC PLAYING IN DISTANCE ]
HIS FUNNY, CLOWNY LOOK? ?
[ MUSIC PLAYING IN DISTANCE ]
[ CLOCK TICKING ]
>> Bloberta: [ GROANS ]
>> Clay: [ SNORES ]
>> Bloberta: OKAY, HERE WE GO.
[ WATER RUNNING ]
>> [ LAUGHS ] IT'S M-ME!
>> WELL, HELLO, PRESBO, YOU
SILLY CLOWN.
>> WELL, HELLO, PRESBO, YOU
SILLY CLOWN.
>> HEY, WHY AREN'T YOU UP ON
SILLY CLOWN.
>> HEY, WHY AREN'T YOU UP ON
YOUR FLYING TRAPEZE TODAY?
>> HEY, WHY AREN'T YOU UP ON
YOUR FLYING TRAPEZE TODAY?
>> WELL, TODAY IS SUNDAY, AND --
YOUR FLYING TRAPEZE TODAY?
>> WELL, TODAY IS SUNDAY, AND --
>> [BLEEP]
>> WELL, TODAY IS SUNDAY, AND --
>> [BLEEP]
>> OW, PRESBO!
>> [BLEEP]
>> OW, PRESBO!
YOU HIT ME!
>> OW, PRESBO!
YOU HIT ME!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
YOU HIT ME!
>> [ LAUGHS ]
? YOU'VE GOT TO TURN THE OTHER
>> [ LAUGHS ]
? YOU'VE GOT TO TURN THE OTHER
CHEEK ?
? YOU'VE GOT TO TURN THE OTHER
CHEEK ?
>> OW!
CHEEK ?
>> OW!
>> ? TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
>> OW!
>> ? TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
>> OW!
>> ? TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
>> OW!
>> ? SHOW THE WORLD HOW STRONG
>> OW!
>> ? SHOW THE WORLD HOW STRONG
YOU ARE BY SIMPLY ACTING WEAK ?
>> ? SHOW THE WORLD HOW STRONG
YOU ARE BY SIMPLY ACTING WEAK ?
>> OW!
YOU ARE BY SIMPLY ACTING WEAK ?
>> OW!
>> ? INHERIT ALL THE WORLD
>> OW!
>> ? INHERIT ALL THE WORLD
SOMEDAY, 'CAUSE YOU WILL BE THE
>> ? INHERIT ALL THE WORLD
SOMEDAY, 'CAUSE YOU WILL BE THE
MEEK ?
SOMEDAY, 'CAUSE YOU WILL BE THE
MEEK ?
>> OW!
MEEK ?
>> OW!
>> ? SHOW THEM JUST HOW MEEK
>> OW!
>> ? SHOW THEM JUST HOW MEEK
WHEN YOU TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
>> ? SHOW THEM JUST HOW MEEK
WHEN YOU TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
[ MUSIC CONTINUES ]
? INHERIT ALL THE WORLD SOMEDAY,
'CAUSE YOU WILL BE THE MEEK ?
>> OW!
'CAUSE YOU WILL BE THE MEEK ?
>> OW!
>> ? SHOW THEM JUST HOW MEEK
>> OW!
>> ? SHOW THEM JUST HOW MEEK
WHEN YOU TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
>> ? SHOW THEM JUST HOW MEEK
WHEN YOU TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
>> OW!
WHEN YOU TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
>> OW!
[ RECORD SCRATCHES ]
>> OW!
[ RECORD SCRATCHES ]
>> ? ...GOT TO TURN THE OTHER
[ RECORD SCRATCHES ]
>> ? ...GOT TO TURN THE OTHER
CHEEK ?
>> ? ...GOT TO TURN THE OTHER
CHEEK ?
>> OW!
CHEEK ?
>> OW!
>> ? TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
>> OW!
>> ? TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
? SHOW THE WORLD HOW MEEK ?
>> ? TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
? SHOW THE WORLD HOW MEEK ?
? TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
? SHOW THE WORLD HOW MEEK ?
? TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
? SHOW THE WORLD HOW STRONG YOU
? TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
? SHOW THE WORLD HOW STRONG YOU
ARE BY SIMPLY ACTING WEAK ?
? SHOW THE WORLD HOW STRONG YOU
ARE BY SIMPLY ACTING WEAK ?
? INHERIT ALL THE WORLD SOMEDAY,
ARE BY SIMPLY ACTING WEAK ?
? INHERIT ALL THE WORLD SOMEDAY,
'CAUSE YOU WILL BE THE MEEK ?
? INHERIT ALL THE WORLD SOMEDAY,
'CAUSE YOU WILL BE THE MEEK ?
? INHERIT ALL THE WORLD SOMEDAY,
'CAUSE YOU WILL BE THE MEEK ?
? INHERIT ALL THE WORLD SOMEDAY,
'CAUSE YOU WILL BE THE MEEK ?
? INHERIT ALL THE WORLD SOMEDAY,
'CAUSE YOU WILL BE THE MEEK ?
>> OW!
'CAUSE YOU WILL BE THE MEEK ?
>> OW!
>> ? SHOW THEM JUST HOW MEEK
>> OW!
>> ? SHOW THEM JUST HOW MEEK
WHEN YOU TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
>> ? SHOW THEM JUST HOW MEEK
WHEN YOU TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
? YOU'VE GOT TO TURN THE OTHER
WHEN YOU TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
? YOU'VE GOT TO TURN THE OTHER
CHEEK ?
? YOU'VE GOT TO TURN THE OTHER
CHEEK ?
>> OW!
CHEEK ?
>> OW!
>> ? TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
>> OW!
>> ? TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
>> OW!
>> ? TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
>> OW!
>> ? SHOW THE WORLD HOW STRONG
>> OW!
>> ? SHOW THE WORLD HOW STRONG
YOU ARE BY SIMPLY ACTING WEAK ?
>> ? SHOW THE WORLD HOW STRONG
YOU ARE BY SIMPLY ACTING WEAK ?
>> Bloberta: OREL PUPPINGTON, IT
YOU ARE BY SIMPLY ACTING WEAK ?
>> Bloberta: OREL PUPPINGTON, IT
IS FAR TOO EARLY.
>> Bloberta: OREL PUPPINGTON, IT
IS FAR TOO EARLY.
TURN THAT DOWN.
IS FAR TOO EARLY.
TURN THAT DOWN.
>> Orel: SORRY, MOM.
TURN THAT DOWN.
>> Orel: SORRY, MOM.
>> Clay: [ SNORING ]
>> Orel: SORRY, MOM.
>> Clay: [ SNORING ]
[ BELL RINGS ]
>> Clay: [ SNORING ]
[ BELL RINGS ]
>> Doughy: SAY, OREL, WHAT DID
[ BELL RINGS ]
>> Doughy: SAY, OREL, WHAT DID
YOU BUILD IN WOODSHOP CLASS?
>> Doughy: SAY, OREL, WHAT DID
YOU BUILD IN WOODSHOP CLASS?
>> Orel: WELL, I DECIDED TO MAKE
YOU BUILD IN WOODSHOP CLASS?
>> Orel: WELL, I DECIDED TO MAKE
MY DAD A SPANKING PADDLE SO HIS
>> Orel: WELL, I DECIDED TO MAKE
MY DAD A SPANKING PADDLE SO HIS
PANTS DON'T KEEP FALLING DOWN.
MY DAD A SPANKING PADDLE SO HIS
PANTS DON'T KEEP FALLING DOWN.
>> Doughy: OH, THOUGHTFUL.
PANTS DON'T KEEP FALLING DOWN.
>> Doughy: OH, THOUGHTFUL.
UH-OH, HERE COMES THAT
>> Doughy: OH, THOUGHTFUL.
UH-OH, HERE COMES THAT
WALT GLUEGON.
UH-OH, HERE COMES THAT
WALT GLUEGON.
HE'S SUCH A BULLY.
WALT GLUEGON.
HE'S SUCH A BULLY.
>> Orel: OH, DOUGHY, HE'S NOT SO
HE'S SUCH A BULLY.
>> Orel: OH, DOUGHY, HE'S NOT SO
>> WELL, IF IT ISN'T
>> Orel: OH, DOUGHY, HE'S NOT SO
>> WELL, IF IT ISN'T
OREL PUPPING-DUMB AND DOPEY.
>> WELL, IF IT ISN'T
OREL PUPPING-DUMB AND DOPEY.
>> Orel: HI, WALT.
OREL PUPPING-DUMB AND DOPEY.
>> Orel: HI, WALT.
>> SHUT YOUR STUPID FACE.
>> Orel: HI, WALT.
>> SHUT YOUR STUPID FACE.
>> Orel: [ LAUGHS ] GOOD ONE.
>> SHUT YOUR STUPID FACE.
>> Orel: [ LAUGHS ] GOOD ONE.
YOU SURE ARE --
>> Orel: [ LAUGHS ] GOOD ONE.
YOU SURE ARE --
OH!
YOU SURE ARE --
OH!
>> Doughy: SAY, THAT WASN'T
OH!
>> Doughy: SAY, THAT WASN'T
VERY...
>> Doughy: SAY, THAT WASN'T
VERY...
NICE.
VERY...
NICE.
>> Orel: HOT DOG!
NICE.
>> Orel: HOT DOG!
>> Doughy: OREL, WHY DO YOU LOOK
>> Orel: HOT DOG!
>> Doughy: OREL, WHY DO YOU LOOK
SO HAPPY?
>> Doughy: OREL, WHY DO YOU LOOK
SO HAPPY?
>> Orel: BECAUSE, DOUGHY, NOW I
SO HAPPY?
>> Orel: BECAUSE, DOUGHY, NOW I
CAN REALLY SHOW WALT A THING OR
>> Orel: BECAUSE, DOUGHY, NOW I
CAN REALLY SHOW WALT A THING OR
TWO.
CAN REALLY SHOW WALT A THING OR
TWO.
>> OH, YEAH?
TWO.
>> OH, YEAH?
GO AHEAD, TURKEY.
>> OH, YEAH?
GO AHEAD, TURKEY.
I'M READY.
GO AHEAD, TURKEY.
I'M READY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
I'M READY.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> Orel: WELL, I'M ABOUT TO SHOW
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> Orel: WELL, I'M ABOUT TO SHOW
YOU A THING OR TWO.
>> Orel: WELL, I'M ABOUT TO SHOW
YOU A THING OR TWO.
>> OH, YEAH?
YOU A THING OR TWO.
>> OH, YEAH?
>> Orel: YEAH, ABOUT
>> OH, YEAH?
>> Orel: YEAH, ABOUT
CHRISTIANITY, AND I'M DOING IT
>> Orel: YEAH, ABOUT
CHRISTIANITY, AND I'M DOING IT
BY...
CHRISTIANITY, AND I'M DOING IT
BY...
? TURNING THE OTHER CHEEK ?
BY...
? TURNING THE OTHER CHEEK ?
? TURNING THE OTHER CH-- ?
[ MOANING ] HO-O-O-O-T DOG.
HI, MOM.
>> Bloberta: HOW WAS SCHOOL
TODAY?
>> Bloberta: HOW WAS SCHOOL
TODAY?
>> Orel: GREAT.
TODAY?
>> Orel: GREAT.
I GOT TO TURN THE OTHER CHEEK.
>> Orel: GREAT.
I GOT TO TURN THE OTHER CHEEK.
>> Bloberta: HMM, SOUNDS FUN.
I GOT TO TURN THE OTHER CHEEK.
>> Bloberta: HMM, SOUNDS FUN.
>> Orel: YOU BET!
>> Bloberta: HMM, SOUNDS FUN.
>> Orel: YOU BET!
>> ? YOU'VE GOT TO TURN THE
>> Orel: YOU BET!
>> ? YOU'VE GOT TO TURN THE
OTHER CHEEK ?
>> ? YOU'VE GOT TO TURN THE
OTHER CHEEK ?
>> OW!
OTHER CHEEK ?
>> OW!
>> ? TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
>> OW!
>> ? TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
>> OW!
>> ? TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
>> OW!
>> ? SHOW THE WORLD HOW STRONG
>> OW!
>> ? SHOW THE WORLD HOW STRONG
YOU ARE BY SIMPLY ACTING WEAK ?
>> ? SHOW THE WORLD HOW STRONG
YOU ARE BY SIMPLY ACTING WEAK ?
? INHERIT ALL THE WORLD SOMEDAY
YOU ARE BY SIMPLY ACTING WEAK ?
? INHERIT ALL THE WORLD SOMEDAY
'CAUSE YOU WILL BE THE MEEK ?
? INHERIT ALL THE WORLD SOMEDAY
'CAUSE YOU WILL BE THE MEEK ?
? SHOW THEM JUST HOW MEEK WHEN
'CAUSE YOU WILL BE THE MEEK ?
? SHOW THEM JUST HOW MEEK WHEN
YOU TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
? SHOW THEM JUST HOW MEEK WHEN
YOU TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
>> Orel: ? TURN THE OTHER
YOU TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
>> Orel: ? TURN THE OTHER
CHEEK ?
>> Orel: ? TURN THE OTHER
CHEEK ?
? TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
CHEEK ?
? TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
? SHOW THEM JUST HOW STRONG YOU
? TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
? SHOW THEM JUST HOW STRONG YOU
ARE BY SIMPLY ACTING WEAK ?
? SHOW THEM JUST HOW STRONG YOU
ARE BY SIMPLY ACTING WEAK ?
>> Both: ? INHERIT ALL THE WORLD
ARE BY SIMPLY ACTING WEAK ?
>> Both: ? INHERIT ALL THE WORLD
SOMEDAY 'CAUSE YOU WILL BE THE
>> Both: ? INHERIT ALL THE WORLD
SOMEDAY 'CAUSE YOU WILL BE THE
MEEK ?
SOMEDAY 'CAUSE YOU WILL BE THE
MEEK ?
>> Orel: ? TURN THE OTHER
MEEK ?
>> Orel: ? TURN THE OTHER
CHEEK ?
>> Orel: ? TURN THE OTHER
CHEEK ?
? TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
CHEEK ?
? TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
? SHOW THEM JUST HOW MEEK WHEN
? TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
? SHOW THEM JUST HOW MEEK WHEN
YOU TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
? SHOW THEM JUST HOW MEEK WHEN
YOU TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
>> Bloberta: ? SMACK! ?
YOU TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
>> Bloberta: ? SMACK! ?
OH, MY GRACIOUS.
>> Bloberta: ? SMACK! ?
OH, MY GRACIOUS.
[ MUFFLED BANG ]
OH, MY GRACIOUS.
[ MUFFLED BANG ]
>> Clay: NOT NOW, OREL.
[ MUFFLED BANG ]
>> Clay: NOT NOW, OREL.
>> Bloberta: IT'S BLOBERTA.
>> Clay: NOT NOW, OREL.
>> Bloberta: IT'S BLOBERTA.
>> Clay: OH, UM...
>> Bloberta: IT'S BLOBERTA.
>> Clay: OH, UM...
[ MUFFLED BANGING ]
>> Clay: OH, UM...
[ MUFFLED BANGING ]
JUST A MINUTE!
[ MUFFLED BANGING ]
JUST A MINUTE!
[ METAL CLANGING ]
JUST A MINUTE!
[ METAL CLANGING ]
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
[ METAL CLANGING ]
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
OKAY.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
OKAY.
>> Bloberta: JUST LOOK AT OREL'S
OKAY.
>> Bloberta: JUST LOOK AT OREL'S
SHIRT.
>> Bloberta: JUST LOOK AT OREL'S
SHIRT.
IT'S THE FOURTH TIME THIS WEEK,
SHIRT.
IT'S THE FOURTH TIME THIS WEEK,
CLAY.
IT'S THE FOURTH TIME THIS WEEK,
CLAY.
IT'S WORRISOME.
CLAY.
IT'S WORRISOME.
I CAN'T BE DOING LAUNDRY EVERY
IT'S WORRISOME.
I CAN'T BE DOING LAUNDRY EVERY
DAY.
I CAN'T BE DOING LAUNDRY EVERY
DAY.
I'LL HAVE TO DOUBLE MY DETERGENT
DAY.
I'LL HAVE TO DOUBLE MY DETERGENT
BUDGET.
I'LL HAVE TO DOUBLE MY DETERGENT
BUDGET.
>> Clay: WHAT?!
BUDGET.
>> Clay: WHAT?!
THIS IS SERIOUS.
>> Clay: WHAT?!
THIS IS SERIOUS.
ALL RIGHT, I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
THIS IS SERIOUS.
ALL RIGHT, I'LL TAKE CARE OF IT.
[ SLURPS ]
>> Fakey: YAY!
HEY, OREL.
>> Clay: HELLO, SON.
HEY, OREL.
>> Clay: HELLO, SON.
>> Orel: OH, HI, DAD.
>> Clay: HELLO, SON.
>> Orel: OH, HI, DAD.
OW!
>> Orel: OH, HI, DAD.
OW!
HERE, SHAPEY.
OW!
HERE, SHAPEY.
SHINY.
HERE, SHAPEY.
SHINY.
GO GET 'EM!
SHINY.
GO GET 'EM!
>> Fakey: YUMMY!
GO GET 'EM!
>> Fakey: YUMMY!
>> Orel: DAD, THAT'S NOT SH--
>> Fakey: YUMMY!
>> Orel: DAD, THAT'S NOT SH--
>> Clay: OREL, YOU KNOW YOU
>> Orel: DAD, THAT'S NOT SH--
>> Clay: OREL, YOU KNOW YOU
SHOULDN'T UPSET YOUR MOTHER BY
>> Clay: OREL, YOU KNOW YOU
SHOULDN'T UPSET YOUR MOTHER BY
COMING HOME WITH DIRTY CLOTHES,
SHOULDN'T UPSET YOUR MOTHER BY
COMING HOME WITH DIRTY CLOTHES,
BECAUSE THEN YOUR MOTHER TALKS
COMING HOME WITH DIRTY CLOTHES,
BECAUSE THEN YOUR MOTHER TALKS
TO YOUR FATHER, AND NO ONE WANTS
BECAUSE THEN YOUR MOTHER TALKS
TO YOUR FATHER, AND NO ONE WANTS
THAT.
TO YOUR FATHER, AND NO ONE WANTS
THAT.
>> Orel: BUT I HAVE TO GET
THAT.
>> Orel: BUT I HAVE TO GET
BLOODY, DAD.
>> Orel: BUT I HAVE TO GET
BLOODY, DAD.
OTHERWISE, I'D HAVE TO FIGHT,
BLOODY, DAD.
OTHERWISE, I'D HAVE TO FIGHT,
AND JESUS SAYS, "TURN THE OTHER
OTHERWISE, I'D HAVE TO FIGHT,
AND JESUS SAYS, "TURN THE OTHER
CHEEK."
AND JESUS SAYS, "TURN THE OTHER
CHEEK."
>> Clay: AH, YES.
CHEEK."
>> Clay: AH, YES.
TURN THE OTHER CHEEK -- THE WAR
>> Clay: AH, YES.
TURN THE OTHER CHEEK -- THE WAR
CRY OF THE FRAIDY CATS.
TURN THE OTHER CHEEK -- THE WAR
CRY OF THE FRAIDY CATS.
OREL, THE PHRASE "TURN THE OTHER
CRY OF THE FRAIDY CATS.
OREL, THE PHRASE "TURN THE OTHER
CHEEK" HAS BEEN MISUSED EVER
OREL, THE PHRASE "TURN THE OTHER
CHEEK" HAS BEEN MISUSED EVER
SINCE VIOLENCE BECAME OUT OF
CHEEK" HAS BEEN MISUSED EVER
SINCE VIOLENCE BECAME OUT OF
STYLE.
SINCE VIOLENCE BECAME OUT OF
STYLE.
>> Orel: IT HAS?
STYLE.
>> Orel: IT HAS?
>> Clay: SURE.
>> Orel: IT HAS?
>> Clay: SURE.
THAT SAYING SHOULD ONLY BE USED
>> Clay: SURE.
THAT SAYING SHOULD ONLY BE USED
WHEN SOMEONE INSULTS YOU OR
THAT SAYING SHOULD ONLY BE USED
WHEN SOMEONE INSULTS YOU OR
JOKES ABOUT YOUR WIFE.
WHEN SOMEONE INSULTS YOU OR
JOKES ABOUT YOUR WIFE.
THEN YOU SHOULD JUST GRIN AND
JOKES ABOUT YOUR WIFE.
THEN YOU SHOULD JUST GRIN AND
BEAR IT, EVEN LAUGH IF IT'S
THEN YOU SHOULD JUST GRIN AND
BEAR IT, EVEN LAUGH IF IT'S
FUNNY.
BEAR IT, EVEN LAUGH IF IT'S
FUNNY.
BUT GOD DOESN'T WANT YOU HURT.
FUNNY.
BUT GOD DOESN'T WANT YOU HURT.
HE NEEDS YOU TO PROTECT YOURSELF
BUT GOD DOESN'T WANT YOU HURT.
HE NEEDS YOU TO PROTECT YOURSELF
SO YOU CAN DEFEND HIS
HE NEEDS YOU TO PROTECT YOURSELF
SO YOU CAN DEFEND HIS
RIGHTEOUSNESS.
SO YOU CAN DEFEND HIS
RIGHTEOUSNESS.
>> Orel: WOW.
RIGHTEOUSNESS.
>> Orel: WOW.
>> Clay: YOU SEE, YOU'VE GOT TO
>> Orel: WOW.
>> Clay: YOU SEE, YOU'VE GOT TO
PROTECT YOURSELF BEFORE TROUBLE
>> Clay: YOU SEE, YOU'VE GOT TO
PROTECT YOURSELF BEFORE TROUBLE
STARTS.
PROTECT YOURSELF BEFORE TROUBLE
STARTS.
>> Orel: BEFORE?
STARTS.
>> Orel: BEFORE?
>> Clay: YEP.
>> Orel: BEFORE?
>> Clay: YEP.
I THINK YOU NEED TO GIVE THIS
>> Clay: YEP.
I THINK YOU NEED TO GIVE THIS
BULLY OF YOURS THE CHANCE TO
I THINK YOU NEED TO GIVE THIS
BULLY OF YOURS THE CHANCE TO
TURN HIS OWN CHEEK.
BULLY OF YOURS THE CHANCE TO
TURN HIS OWN CHEEK.
>> Orel: OH, SO IT'LL BE LIKE
TURN HIS OWN CHEEK.
>> Orel: OH, SO IT'LL BE LIKE
I'M TEACHING HIM ABOUT THE
>> Orel: OH, SO IT'LL BE LIKE
I'M TEACHING HIM ABOUT THE
BIBLE!
I'M TEACHING HIM ABOUT THE
BIBLE!
>> Clay: EXACTLY -- THE BIBLE.
BIBLE!
>> Clay: EXACTLY -- THE BIBLE.
NOW, MAKE A FIST.
>> Clay: EXACTLY -- THE BIBLE.
NOW, MAKE A FIST.
>> Orel: GEE, DAD, I-I DON'T
NOW, MAKE A FIST.
>> Orel: GEE, DAD, I-I DON'T
KNOW.
>> Orel: GEE, DAD, I-I DON'T
KNOW.
>> Clay: COME ON.
KNOW.
>> Clay: COME ON.
IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
>> Clay: COME ON.
IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
WHY, A FIST IS JUST ONE HAND
IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
WHY, A FIST IS JUST ONE HAND
PRAYING BY ITSELF.
WHY, A FIST IS JUST ONE HAND
PRAYING BY ITSELF.
>> Orel: OH!
GEE, I HOPE I'M QUALIFIED TO
TEACH WALT ABOUT THE BIBLE.
>> DING, DING, DING, STOP AND
TEACH WALT ABOUT THE BIBLE.
>> DING, DING, DING, STOP AND
PAY TOLL TO CROSS THE HALL.
>> DING, DING, DING, STOP AND
PAY TOLL TO CROSS THE HALL.
>> Doughy: UH, THIS DOESN'T
PAY TOLL TO CROSS THE HALL.
>> Doughy: UH, THIS DOESN'T
SOUND VERY OFFICIAL, WALT.
>> Doughy: UH, THIS DOESN'T
SOUND VERY OFFICIAL, WALT.
>> TOLL GATE COMING DOWN.
[ GRUNTS ]
>> Orel: NOW TURN YOUR OTHER
CHEEK, WALT.
>> Orel: NOW TURN YOUR OTHER
CHEEK, WALT.
SEE? THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE.
CHEEK, WALT.
SEE? THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE.
>> All: HOORAY!
SEE? THAT'S HOW IT'S DONE.
>> All: HOORAY!
>> OKAY, MAKE A FIST.
>> Orel: ? YOU'VE GOT TO MAKE
THEM TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
? MAKE THEM TURN THE OTHER
THEM TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
? MAKE THEM TURN THE OTHER
CHEEK ?
? MAKE THEM TURN THE OTHER
CHEEK ?
? ANYTIME ANYONE MAKES A FIST,
CHEEK ?
? ANYTIME ANYONE MAKES A FIST,
YOU PUNCH THEM IN THE BEAK ?
? ANYTIME ANYONE MAKES A FIST,
YOU PUNCH THEM IN THE BEAK ?
? IT JUST BECOMES A REFLEX,
YOU PUNCH THEM IN THE BEAK ?
? IT JUST BECOMES A REFLEX,
'CAUSE THERE IS NO TIME TO
? IT JUST BECOMES A REFLEX,
'CAUSE THERE IS NO TIME TO
THINK ?
'CAUSE THERE IS NO TIME TO
THINK ?
? STOP VIOLENCE WHILE YOU WREAK
THINK ?
? STOP VIOLENCE WHILE YOU WREAK
RIGHTEOUS HAVOC ON THEIR CHEEK ?
? STOP VIOLENCE WHILE YOU WREAK
RIGHTEOUS HAVOC ON THEIR CHEEK ?
? THEN THEY'LL TURN THE OTHER
RIGHTEOUS HAVOC ON THEIR CHEEK ?
? THEN THEY'LL TURN THE OTHER
CHEEK ?
? THEN THEY'LL TURN THE OTHER
CHEEK ?
? THEY'LL TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
CHEEK ?
? THEY'LL TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
? THEY'LL LEARN ABOUT THE BIBLE
? THEY'LL TURN THE OTHER CHEEK ?
? THEY'LL LEARN ABOUT THE BIBLE
WITH YOUR HOLY VIOLENT STREAK ?
? THEY'LL LEARN ABOUT THE BIBLE
WITH YOUR HOLY VIOLENT STREAK ?
? IT'S THE ONE-TWO PUNCH THAT
WITH YOUR HOLY VIOLENT STREAK ?
? IT'S THE ONE-TWO PUNCH THAT
TEACHES THEM THAT THEY SHOULD
? IT'S THE ONE-TWO PUNCH THAT
TEACHES THEM THAT THEY SHOULD
KEEP IT MEEK ?
TEACHES THEM THAT THEY SHOULD
KEEP IT MEEK ?
? THEY'LL BE UP HEAVEN'S CREEK
KEEP IT MEEK ?
? THEY'LL BE UP HEAVEN'S CREEK
WHEN THEY TURN THEIR OTHER
? THEY'LL BE UP HEAVEN'S CREEK
WHEN THEY TURN THEIR OTHER
CHEEK ?
>> [ SCREAMING ]
>> Doughy: GEE, THANKS FOR
PROTECTING ME FROM WALT THE
BULLY, OREL.
PROTECTING ME FROM WALT THE
BULLY, OREL.
>> Orel: IT'S GOD'S WAY, DOUGHY.
BULLY, OREL.
>> Orel: IT'S GOD'S WAY, DOUGHY.
>> Doughy: OH, HANDY.
>> Orel: IT'S GOD'S WAY, DOUGHY.
>> Doughy: OH, HANDY.
WANT TO PLAY ROCK, PAPER,
>> Doughy: OH, HANDY.
WANT TO PLAY ROCK, PAPER,
SCISSORS?
WANT TO PLAY ROCK, PAPER,
SCISSORS?
>> Orel: WHY NOT?
SCISSORS?
>> Orel: WHY NOT?
COULDN'T HURT.
>> Orel: WHY NOT?
COULDN'T HURT.
>> Doughy: READY, GO!
COULDN'T HURT.
>> Doughy: READY, GO!
OH, AAH, YOW!
>> Doughy: READY, GO!
OH, AAH, YOW!
>> Bloberta: ? DUSTY, LESS DUST,
OH, AAH, YOW!
>> Bloberta: ? DUSTY, LESS DUST,
NO DUST ?
OH! AAH!
>> Orel: TAKE THAT, YOU!
>> Bloberta: OH!
>> Orel: TAKE THAT, YOU!
>> Bloberta: OH!
>> Clay: OREL!
UNH!
>> Orel: AAH!
>> Clay: OW!
>> Orel: AAH!
>> Clay: OW!
OW!
>> Clay: OW!
OW!
OH!
OW!
OH!
>> Orel: AND HERE'S A LITTLE
OH!
>> Orel: AND HERE'S A LITTLE
PRESENT FROM JESUS!
>> Orel: AND HERE'S A LITTLE
PRESENT FROM JESUS!
>> Clay: [ PANTING ]
PRESENT FROM JESUS!
>> Clay: [ PANTING ]
FORGET IT.
>> Clay: [ PANTING ]
FORGET IT.
SAVE IT.
FORGET IT.
SAVE IT.
>> Orel: BUT AREN'T YOU GONNA
SAVE IT.
>> Orel: BUT AREN'T YOU GONNA
TEACH ME A LESSON?
>> Orel: BUT AREN'T YOU GONNA
TEACH ME A LESSON?
>> Clay: NO, I'M NOT.
TEACH ME A LESSON?
>> Clay: NO, I'M NOT.
>> Orel: SO, WHAT DOES THIS
>> Clay: NO, I'M NOT.
>> Orel: SO, WHAT DOES THIS
MEAN -- YOU'RE GIVING UP ON ME,
>> Orel: SO, WHAT DOES THIS
MEAN -- YOU'RE GIVING UP ON ME,
DAD?
MEAN -- YOU'RE GIVING UP ON ME,
DAD?
>> Clay: OREL, A FATHER NEVER
DAD?
>> Clay: OREL, A FATHER NEVER
GIVES UP ON HIS SON, BECAUSE
>> Clay: OREL, A FATHER NEVER
GIVES UP ON HIS SON, BECAUSE
THEN HE'S NOT REALLY A FATHER,
GIVES UP ON HIS SON, BECAUSE
THEN HE'S NOT REALLY A FATHER,
AND IF I'M NOT A FATHER, ALL I
THEN HE'S NOT REALLY A FATHER,
AND IF I'M NOT A FATHER, ALL I
REALLY AM IS A HUSBAND, AND
AND IF I'M NOT A FATHER, ALL I
REALLY AM IS A HUSBAND, AND
THAT'S PRACTICALLY WORTHLESS.
REALLY AM IS A HUSBAND, AND
THAT'S PRACTICALLY WORTHLESS.
>> Orel: UH-HUH.
THAT'S PRACTICALLY WORTHLESS.
>> Orel: UH-HUH.
>> Clay: ALSO, YOU DID FOLLOW MY
>> Orel: UH-HUH.
>> Clay: ALSO, YOU DID FOLLOW MY
ADVICE, KIDDO, SO PUNISHING YOU
>> Clay: ALSO, YOU DID FOLLOW MY
ADVICE, KIDDO, SO PUNISHING YOU
WOULD BE AN ADMISSION OF
ADVICE, KIDDO, SO PUNISHING YOU
WOULD BE AN ADMISSION OF
WRONGNESS ON MY PART, AND
WOULD BE AN ADMISSION OF
WRONGNESS ON MY PART, AND
BELIEVE YOU ME, THAT AIN'T GONNA
WRONGNESS ON MY PART, AND
BELIEVE YOU ME, THAT AIN'T GONNA
HAPPEN.
BELIEVE YOU ME, THAT AIN'T GONNA
HAPPEN.
>> Orel: SO, WHY DID WE EVEN
HAPPEN.
>> Orel: SO, WHY DID WE EVEN
COME IN HERE?
>> Orel: SO, WHY DID WE EVEN
COME IN HERE?
>> Clay: WELL, WE HAD TO CAST
COME IN HERE?
>> Clay: WELL, WE HAD TO CAST
WHAT'S CALLED A SMOKE SCREEN.
>> Clay: WELL, WE HAD TO CAST
WHAT'S CALLED A SMOKE SCREEN.
>> Orel: A SMOKE SCREEN?
WHAT'S CALLED A SMOKE SCREEN.
>> Orel: A SMOKE SCREEN?
>> Clay: YES.
>> Orel: A SMOKE SCREEN?
>> Clay: YES.
IT'S A VALUABLE TOOL I USE IN
>> Clay: YES.
IT'S A VALUABLE TOOL I USE IN
ORDER TO GIVE YOUR MOTHER THE
IT'S A VALUABLE TOOL I USE IN
ORDER TO GIVE YOUR MOTHER THE
ILLUSION THAT I'M ACTUALLY DOING
ORDER TO GIVE YOUR MOTHER THE
ILLUSION THAT I'M ACTUALLY DOING
MY JOB AS YOUR FATHER.
ILLUSION THAT I'M ACTUALLY DOING
MY JOB AS YOUR FATHER.
>> Orel: NEAT!
MY JOB AS YOUR FATHER.
>> Orel: NEAT!
YOU'RE THE BEST, DAD.
>> Orel: NEAT!
YOU'RE THE BEST, DAD.
I LOVE YOU.
YOU'RE THE BEST, DAD.
I LOVE YOU.
>> Clay: OH, SURE DO.
WELL [CLEARS THROAT] WE GOT
ABOUT ONE MORE MINUTE IN HERE.
[ FIRE CRACKLES ]