Moral Orel (2005–2009): Season 2, Episode 14 - Geniusis - full transcript
The town teaches it the concept of Creationism to OrelÂ's new friend, The Missing Link.
[ FANFARE PLAYS ]
>> ALL RIGHT, PIOUS SCOUTS, TIME
TO BUILD A FIRE.
NOW THE FIRST THING TO REMEMBER
TO BUILD A FIRE.
NOW THE FIRST THING TO REMEMBER
IS ALWAYS PLACE A
NOW THE FIRST THING TO REMEMBER
IS ALWAYS PLACE A
GOVERNMENT-CERTIFIED UNCLE TOXIE
IS ALWAYS PLACE A
GOVERNMENT-CERTIFIED UNCLE TOXIE
LOG AS DEEP AS YOU CAN INTO THE
GOVERNMENT-CERTIFIED UNCLE TOXIE
LOG AS DEEP AS YOU CAN INTO THE
PIT, FAR AWAY FROM YOUR LUNGS
LOG AS DEEP AS YOU CAN INTO THE
PIT, FAR AWAY FROM YOUR LUNGS
AND GENITALS.
PIT, FAR AWAY FROM YOUR LUNGS
AND GENITALS.
NOW WHO REMEMBERS HOW TO LIGHT
AND GENITALS.
NOW WHO REMEMBERS HOW TO LIGHT
THIS HANDY, LITTLE APPLIANCE?
NOW WHO REMEMBERS HOW TO LIGHT
THIS HANDY, LITTLE APPLIANCE?
OREL?
THIS HANDY, LITTLE APPLIANCE?
OREL?
>> Orel: YOU SIMPLY START THE
OREL?
>> Orel: YOU SIMPLY START THE
FIRE WITH THE SPARK OF LIFE,
>> Orel: YOU SIMPLY START THE
FIRE WITH THE SPARK OF LIFE,
WHICH GOD PUT INTO ALL OF HIS
FIRE WITH THE SPARK OF LIFE,
WHICH GOD PUT INTO ALL OF HIS
CREATURES.
WHICH GOD PUT INTO ALL OF HIS
CREATURES.
>> VERY GOOD.
CREATURES.
>> VERY GOOD.
YOU MAY DO THE HONORS.
>> VERY GOOD.
YOU MAY DO THE HONORS.
THERE WE GO, BOYS -- HOT,
YOU MAY DO THE HONORS.
THERE WE GO, BOYS -- HOT,
DELICIOUS FIRE.
THERE WE GO, BOYS -- HOT,
DELICIOUS FIRE.
>> All: OOH!
DELICIOUS FIRE.
>> All: OOH!
>> NOW WHO WANTS TO HEAR A GHOST
>> All: OOH!
>> NOW WHO WANTS TO HEAR A GHOST
STORY?
>> NOW WHO WANTS TO HEAR A GHOST
STORY?
>> I DO, I DO, I DO!
STORY?
>> I DO, I DO, I DO!
>> OKAY, HOW ABOUT I READ "THE
>> I DO, I DO, I DO!
>> OKAY, HOW ABOUT I READ "THE
ATTACK OF THE TREE HUGGERS"?
>> OKAY, HOW ABOUT I READ "THE
ATTACK OF THE TREE HUGGERS"?
>> All: NO!
ATTACK OF THE TREE HUGGERS"?
>> All: NO!
>> "THE FLESH-EATING CATHOLICS"?
>> All: NO!
>> "THE FLESH-EATING CATHOLICS"?
>> All: NO!
>> "THE FLESH-EATING CATHOLICS"?
>> All: NO!
>> AH, I KNOW -- "THE
>> All: NO!
>> AH, I KNOW -- "THE
SPINE-CHILLING LIES OF
>> AH, I KNOW -- "THE
SPINE-CHILLING LIES OF
CHARLES DARWIN."
SPINE-CHILLING LIES OF
CHARLES DARWIN."
>> All: YEAH!
CHARLES DARWIN."
>> All: YEAH!
>> "ONCE UPON A TIME, ON A DARK,
>> All: YEAH!
>> "ONCE UPON A TIME, ON A DARK,
DESOLATE ISLAND, THERE LIVED A
>> "ONCE UPON A TIME, ON A DARK,
DESOLATE ISLAND, THERE LIVED A
HIDEOUS, UGLY, BLOODTHIRSTY
DESOLATE ISLAND, THERE LIVED A
HIDEOUS, UGLY, BLOODTHIRSTY
SCIENTIST"...
HIDEOUS, UGLY, BLOODTHIRSTY
SCIENTIST"...
>> All: OOH!
SCIENTIST"...
>> All: OOH!
>> ..."WHO SAID THAT MAN CAME
>> All: OOH!
>> ..."WHO SAID THAT MAN CAME
FROM APES.
>> ..."WHO SAID THAT MAN CAME
FROM APES.
AND HE TRIED TO PROVE THIS BY
FROM APES.
AND HE TRIED TO PROVE THIS BY
MAKING US BELIEVE THERE WAS AN
AND HE TRIED TO PROVE THIS BY
MAKING US BELIEVE THERE WAS AN
UNSEEN CREATURE WHO WAS HALF
MAKING US BELIEVE THERE WAS AN
UNSEEN CREATURE WHO WAS HALF
MAN, HALF MONKEY."
UNSEEN CREATURE WHO WAS HALF
MAN, HALF MONKEY."
>> Orel: GOSH!
MAN, HALF MONKEY."
>> Orel: GOSH!
>> "THIS GROTESQUE CREATURE'S
>> Orel: GOSH!
>> "THIS GROTESQUE CREATURE'S
NAME WAS...THE MISSING LINK."
>> "THIS GROTESQUE CREATURE'S
NAME WAS...THE MISSING LINK."
>> All: AAH!
NAME WAS...THE MISSING LINK."
>> All: AAH!
>> THE END.
>> All: AAH!
>> THE END.
>> Doughy: OREL, I THINK I JUST
>> THE END.
>> Doughy: OREL, I THINK I JUST
EARNED MY "SCAREDY" BADGE.
>> Doughy: OREL, I THINK I JUST
EARNED MY "SCAREDY" BADGE.
>> Orel: GREAT WORK, DOUGHY!
EARNED MY "SCAREDY" BADGE.
>> Orel: GREAT WORK, DOUGHY!
>> OKAY, KIDS, TIME TO TURN OFF
>> Orel: GREAT WORK, DOUGHY!
>> OKAY, KIDS, TIME TO TURN OFF
THE FIRE AND HIT THE SACK.
>> OKAY, KIDS, TIME TO TURN OFF
THE FIRE AND HIT THE SACK.
PUT ON YOUR ANTI-CANCER SHIELDS,
THE FIRE AND HIT THE SACK.
PUT ON YOUR ANTI-CANCER SHIELDS,
EVERYBODY.
PUT ON YOUR ANTI-CANCER SHIELDS,
EVERYBODY.
>> [ SQUAWKING ]
EVERYBODY.
>> [ SQUAWKING ]
>> GOOD NIGHT, BOYS.
>> Orel: [ YAWNS ]
HEY, DOUGHY, WAKE UP.
WE BETTER HURRY IF WE'RE GONNA
HEY, DOUGHY, WAKE UP.
WE BETTER HURRY IF WE'RE GONNA
GET OUR "CONQUERING NATURE"
WE BETTER HURRY IF WE'RE GONNA
GET OUR "CONQUERING NATURE"
BADGES.
GET OUR "CONQUERING NATURE"
BADGES.
>> Doughy: [ Groggily ] GOOD
BADGES.
>> Doughy: [ Groggily ] GOOD
IDEA.
>> Doughy: [ Groggily ] GOOD
IDEA.
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
IDEA.
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
>> Orel: I THINK THIS HIKE IS
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
>> Orel: I THINK THIS HIKE IS
THE PERFECT WAY TO APPRECIATE
>> Orel: I THINK THIS HIKE IS
THE PERFECT WAY TO APPRECIATE
THE BEAUTY OF THE LORD'S EARTH.
THE PERFECT WAY TO APPRECIATE
THE BEAUTY OF THE LORD'S EARTH.
>> Doughy: MAYBE, BUT I'M SCARED
THE BEAUTY OF THE LORD'S EARTH.
>> Doughy: MAYBE, BUT I'M SCARED
OF WILD ANIMALS, OREL.
>> Doughy: MAYBE, BUT I'M SCARED
OF WILD ANIMALS, OREL.
>> Orel: GEE, I WOULDN'T WORRY
OF WILD ANIMALS, OREL.
>> Orel: GEE, I WOULDN'T WORRY
ABOUT -- OH, LOOK.
>> Orel: GEE, I WOULDN'T WORRY
ABOUT -- OH, LOOK.
WOW!
ABOUT -- OH, LOOK.
WOW!
IT'S THE FICTIONAL MISSING LINK
WOW!
IT'S THE FICTIONAL MISSING LINK
FROM THE GHOST BOOK.
IT'S THE FICTIONAL MISSING LINK
FROM THE GHOST BOOK.
>> SAY, THAT SHOULD TAKE CARE OF
FROM THE GHOST BOOK.
>> SAY, THAT SHOULD TAKE CARE OF
OUR "COINCIDENCE" BADGES.
>> SAY, THAT SHOULD TAKE CARE OF
OUR "COINCIDENCE" BADGES.
>> Orel: AND OUR "MELTING"
OUR "COINCIDENCE" BADGES.
>> Orel: AND OUR "MELTING"
BADGES.
>> Orel: AND OUR "MELTING"
BADGES.
>> Doughy: YIPPEE!
>> HUH, WHAT DO YOU KNOW.
IT'S BECOME A NICE DAY ALL OF A
SUDDEN.
IT'S BECOME A NICE DAY ALL OF A
SUDDEN.
HMM.
SUDDEN.
HMM.
HEY, YOU TWO, GLAD YOU'RE BACK.
HMM.
HEY, YOU TWO, GLAD YOU'RE BACK.
WE'RE JUST ABOUT READY TO HEAD
HEY, YOU TWO, GLAD YOU'RE BACK.
WE'RE JUST ABOUT READY TO HEAD
HOME.
WE'RE JUST ABOUT READY TO HEAD
HOME.
>> Orel: LOOK WHAT WE FOUND,
HOME.
>> Orel: LOOK WHAT WE FOUND,
MR. CARSON.
>> Orel: LOOK WHAT WE FOUND,
MR. CARSON.
>> Doughy: IT'S THE MISSING LINK
MR. CARSON.
>> Doughy: IT'S THE MISSING LINK
FROM THE SPOOKY DARWIN STORY.
>> Doughy: IT'S THE MISSING LINK
FROM THE SPOOKY DARWIN STORY.
>> NO!
FROM THE SPOOKY DARWIN STORY.
>> NO!
IT CAN'T BE.
>> NO!
IT CAN'T BE.
UH, HUB-BUB-A-BUB-BUB.
IT CAN'T BE.
UH, HUB-BUB-A-BUB-BUB.
D-DON'T WORRY, KIDS.
UH, HUB-BUB-A-BUB-BUB.
D-DON'T WORRY, KIDS.
THIS LOOKS TO ME LIKE SOME KIND
D-DON'T WORRY, KIDS.
THIS LOOKS TO ME LIKE SOME KIND
OF MONKEY WITH A MASK ON.
THIS LOOKS TO ME LIKE SOME KIND
OF MONKEY WITH A MASK ON.
OR -- OR MAYBE A HIPPY OR AN
OF MONKEY WITH A MASK ON.
OR -- OR MAYBE A HIPPY OR AN
ALASKAN OR SOMETHING.
OR -- OR MAYBE A HIPPY OR AN
ALASKAN OR SOMETHING.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
ALASKAN OR SOMETHING.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
UM, NOW GET.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
UM, NOW GET.
SHOO!
UM, NOW GET.
SHOO!
SCAT, HIPPY.
SHOO!
SCAT, HIPPY.
>> [ SNIFFING ]
SCAT, HIPPY.
>> [ SNIFFING ]
>> HERE.
>> [ SNIFFING ]
>> HERE.
FETCH.
>> HERE.
FETCH.
>> [ YELLS ]
>> Orel: BYE, HIPPY!
>> [ SNIFFING ]
>> Rev. Putty: EVERYBODY HAVING
A GOOD TIME?
>> Rev. Putty: EVERYBODY HAVING
A GOOD TIME?
GREAT WAY TO MINGLE, HUH?
A GOOD TIME?
GREAT WAY TO MINGLE, HUH?
HMM...THOUGHT THERE'D BE MORE
GREAT WAY TO MINGLE, HUH?
HMM...THOUGHT THERE'D BE MORE
WOMEN.
HMM...THOUGHT THERE'D BE MORE
WOMEN.
PLENTY OF SWEETS!
WOMEN.
PLENTY OF SWEETS!
I DON'T KNOW HOW JESUS STAYED SO
PLENTY OF SWEETS!
I DON'T KNOW HOW JESUS STAYED SO
SCRAWNY, YOU KNOW?
I DON'T KNOW HOW JESUS STAYED SO
SCRAWNY, YOU KNOW?
>> OOH, LOOK!
SCRAWNY, YOU KNOW?
>> OOH, LOOK!
IT SAYS, "FAITH."
>> OOH, LOOK!
IT SAYS, "FAITH."
HOW FUN FOR A COOKIE.
IT SAYS, "FAITH."
HOW FUN FOR A COOKIE.
>> Rev. Putty: IT'S NOT A
HOW FUN FOR A COOKIE.
>> Rev. Putty: IT'S NOT A
LIBRARY, MA'AM.
>> Rev. Putty: IT'S NOT A
LIBRARY, MA'AM.
>> Shapey: MINE!
LIBRARY, MA'AM.
>> Shapey: MINE!
>> Orel: REVEREND PUTTY, MAY I
>> Shapey: MINE!
>> Orel: REVEREND PUTTY, MAY I
HAVE TWO CHOCOLATE LEPER CAKES
>> Orel: REVEREND PUTTY, MAY I
HAVE TWO CHOCOLATE LEPER CAKES
AND A CANDY "CAIN AND ABEL" FOR
HAVE TWO CHOCOLATE LEPER CAKES
AND A CANDY "CAIN AND ABEL" FOR
MY, UM...
AND A CANDY "CAIN AND ABEL" FOR
MY, UM...
>> Rev. Putty: OH, FOR YOUR
MY, UM...
>> Rev. Putty: OH, FOR YOUR
BROTHER?
>> Rev. Putty: OH, FOR YOUR
BROTHER?
>> Orel: WELL, HE'S...
BROTHER?
>> Orel: WELL, HE'S...
>> Rev. Putty: YOU GOT EIGHT
>> Orel: WELL, HE'S...
>> Rev. Putty: YOU GOT EIGHT
BUCKS?
>> Rev. Putty: YOU GOT EIGHT
BUCKS?
>> Orel: SURE DO.
BUCKS?
>> Orel: SURE DO.
>> Rev. Putty: THERE YOU GO.
>> Orel: SURE DO.
>> Rev. Putty: THERE YOU GO.
ENJOY.
>> Rev. Putty: THERE YOU GO.
ENJOY.
>> Orel: THANKS.
ENJOY.
>> Orel: THANKS.
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
>> Orel: THANKS.
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
>> Orel: LINK!
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
>> Orel: LINK!
>> Shapey: [ LAUGHS ]
>> Orel: LINK!
>> Shapey: [ LAUGHS ]
>> Rev. Putty: YOU KNOW THIS
>> Shapey: [ LAUGHS ]
>> Rev. Putty: YOU KNOW THIS
INDIVIDUAL, OREL?
>> Rev. Putty: YOU KNOW THIS
INDIVIDUAL, OREL?
>> Orel: SURE DO, REVEREND.
INDIVIDUAL, OREL?
>> Orel: SURE DO, REVEREND.
HE'S MY FRIEND.
>> Orel: SURE DO, REVEREND.
HE'S MY FRIEND.
[ ALL GASP ]
HE'S MY FRIEND.
[ ALL GASP ]
>> Bloberta: OREL!
[ ALL GASP ]
>> Bloberta: OREL!
>> Shapey: AAHHH!
>> Bloberta: OREL!
>> Shapey: AAHHH!
>> Bloberta: THIS EUROPEAN...MAN
>> Shapey: AAHHH!
>> Bloberta: THIS EUROPEAN...MAN
CANNOT BE YOUR FRIEND.
>> Bloberta: THIS EUROPEAN...MAN
CANNOT BE YOUR FRIEND.
YOU KNOW FULL WELL THAT YOU
CANNOT BE YOUR FRIEND.
YOU KNOW FULL WELL THAT YOU
SHOULD NEVER TRUST A FOREIGNER.
YOU KNOW FULL WELL THAT YOU
SHOULD NEVER TRUST A FOREIGNER.
>> Orel: GEE, DO YOU REALLY
SHOULD NEVER TRUST A FOREIGNER.
>> Orel: GEE, DO YOU REALLY
THINK HE'S FROM EUROPE, MOM?
>> Orel: GEE, DO YOU REALLY
THINK HE'S FROM EUROPE, MOM?
>> Bloberta: OF COURSE.
THINK HE'S FROM EUROPE, MOM?
>> Bloberta: OF COURSE.
LISTEN TO THAT ACCENT.
>> Bloberta: OF COURSE.
LISTEN TO THAT ACCENT.
>> Rev. Putty: OREL, YOUR FRIEND
LISTEN TO THAT ACCENT.
>> Rev. Putty: OREL, YOUR FRIEND
IS...NOT A PROPER CHRISTIAN.
>> Rev. Putty: OREL, YOUR FRIEND
IS...NOT A PROPER CHRISTIAN.
>> Orel: GEE, HOW DO YOU KNOW,
IS...NOT A PROPER CHRISTIAN.
>> Orel: GEE, HOW DO YOU KNOW,
REVEREND?
>> Orel: GEE, HOW DO YOU KNOW,
REVEREND?
>> WELL, LOOK AT HIM, OREL.
REVEREND?
>> WELL, LOOK AT HIM, OREL.
I MEAN, THIS THING -- IT LOOKS
>> WELL, LOOK AT HIM, OREL.
I MEAN, THIS THING -- IT LOOKS
EXACTLY LIKE A...
I MEAN, THIS THING -- IT LOOKS
EXACTLY LIKE A...
>> Orel: A WHAT, MISS SCULPTHAM?
EXACTLY LIKE A...
>> Orel: A WHAT, MISS SCULPTHAM?
>> WELL, HE OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T
>> Orel: A WHAT, MISS SCULPTHAM?
>> WELL, HE OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T
BELIEVE IN "GENIUSIS."
>> WELL, HE OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T
BELIEVE IN "GENIUSIS."
>> Orel: GENIUSIS?
BELIEVE IN "GENIUSIS."
>> Orel: GENIUSIS?
>> Clay: I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE,
>> Orel: GENIUSIS?
>> Clay: I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE,
FOLKS.
>> Clay: I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE,
FOLKS.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
FOLKS.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
THAT'S RIGHT, OREL -- GENIUSIS.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
THAT'S RIGHT, OREL -- GENIUSIS.
IT'S A CLEVER COMBINATION OF THE
THAT'S RIGHT, OREL -- GENIUSIS.
IT'S A CLEVER COMBINATION OF THE
WORDS "GENIUS" AND "GENESIS."
IT'S A CLEVER COMBINATION OF THE
WORDS "GENIUS" AND "GENESIS."
>> Orel: HUH?
WORDS "GENIUS" AND "GENESIS."
>> Orel: HUH?
OH, YEAH.
>> Orel: HUH?
OH, YEAH.
>> Clay: GENIUSIS IS THE MOST
OH, YEAH.
>> Clay: GENIUSIS IS THE MOST
SIMPLISTIC WAY OF DISPROVING
>> Clay: GENIUSIS IS THE MOST
SIMPLISTIC WAY OF DISPROVING
EVOLUTION WHILE AT THE SAME TIME
SIMPLISTIC WAY OF DISPROVING
EVOLUTION WHILE AT THE SAME TIME
PROVING THAT THROUGH THE MIRACLE
EVOLUTION WHILE AT THE SAME TIME
PROVING THAT THROUGH THE MIRACLE
OF GOD'S PURE BRAINPOWER HE
PROVING THAT THROUGH THE MIRACLE
OF GOD'S PURE BRAINPOWER HE
WHIPPED UP THE UNIVERSE IN HIS
OF GOD'S PURE BRAINPOWER HE
WHIPPED UP THE UNIVERSE IN HIS
HEAVEN-SHAPED LABORATORY
WHIPPED UP THE UNIVERSE IN HIS
HEAVEN-SHAPED LABORATORY
HUNDREDS OF HUNDREDS OF YEARS
HEAVEN-SHAPED LABORATORY
HUNDREDS OF HUNDREDS OF YEARS
AGO.
HUNDREDS OF HUNDREDS OF YEARS
AGO.
>> Orel: WOW!
AGO.
>> Orel: WOW!
>> Clay: IN FACT, GENIUSIS IS SO
>> Orel: WOW!
>> Clay: IN FACT, GENIUSIS IS SO
SIMPLISTIC THAT EVEN THE LOWEST
>> Clay: IN FACT, GENIUSIS IS SO
SIMPLISTIC THAT EVEN THE LOWEST
FORM OF LIFE CAN UNDERSTAND IT.
SIMPLISTIC THAT EVEN THE LOWEST
FORM OF LIFE CAN UNDERSTAND IT.
>> Rev. Putty: I DON'T THINK HIS
FORM OF LIFE CAN UNDERSTAND IT.
>> Rev. Putty: I DON'T THINK HIS
TINY BRAIN COULD HOLD AN IDEA
>> Rev. Putty: I DON'T THINK HIS
TINY BRAIN COULD HOLD AN IDEA
ANY MORE CHALLENGING OR COMPLEX.
TINY BRAIN COULD HOLD AN IDEA
ANY MORE CHALLENGING OR COMPLEX.
>> Fakey: WELL, THERE SEEMS TO
ANY MORE CHALLENGING OR COMPLEX.
>> Fakey: WELL, THERE SEEMS TO
BE NO ALTERNATIVE.
>> Fakey: WELL, THERE SEEMS TO
BE NO ALTERNATIVE.
LET'S FORCE HIM INTO LEARNING
BE NO ALTERNATIVE.
LET'S FORCE HIM INTO LEARNING
BEFORE HE RUINS EVERYTHING.
LET'S FORCE HIM INTO LEARNING
BEFORE HE RUINS EVERYTHING.
>> Orel: BUT HOW CAN WE FORCE
BEFORE HE RUINS EVERYTHING.
>> Orel: BUT HOW CAN WE FORCE
HIM INTO LEARNING,
>> Orel: BUT HOW CAN WE FORCE
HIM INTO LEARNING,
PRINCIPAL FAKEY?
HIM INTO LEARNING,
PRINCIPAL FAKEY?
>> Fakey: IT'S SIMPLE, OREL.
PRINCIPAL FAKEY?
>> Fakey: IT'S SIMPLE, OREL.
ALL YOU NEED IN ORDER TO TEACH
>> Fakey: IT'S SIMPLE, OREL.
ALL YOU NEED IN ORDER TO TEACH
IS A LITTLE INTIMIDATION.
ALL YOU NEED IN ORDER TO TEACH
IS A LITTLE INTIMIDATION.
>> AND FEAR!
IS A LITTLE INTIMIDATION.
>> AND FEAR!
>> AAH!
>> AND FEAR!
>> AAH!
>> Rev. Putty: ALL RIGHT, LET'S
>> AAH!
>> Rev. Putty: ALL RIGHT, LET'S
START WITH THE BASICS.
>> Rev. Putty: ALL RIGHT, LET'S
START WITH THE BASICS.
IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN THIS,
START WITH THE BASICS.
IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN THIS,
YOU GO HERE AND BURN FOREVER!
IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN THIS,
YOU GO HERE AND BURN FOREVER!
>> AAH!
YOU GO HERE AND BURN FOREVER!
>> AAH!
AAH! AAH! AAH!
>> AAH!
AAH! AAH! AAH!
>> Rev. Putty: FEAR OF GOD IN
AAH! AAH! AAH!
>> Rev. Putty: FEAR OF GOD IN
2.3 SECONDS.
>> Rev. Putty: FEAR OF GOD IN
2.3 SECONDS.
THIS BOZO'S GONNA BE A CHRISTIAN
2.3 SECONDS.
THIS BOZO'S GONNA BE A CHRISTIAN
NO TIME FLAT.
THIS BOZO'S GONNA BE A CHRISTIAN
NO TIME FLAT.
>> Clay: AND THAT'S NO THREAT.
NO TIME FLAT.
>> Clay: AND THAT'S NO THREAT.
[ NO AUDIO ]
>> Clay: OH, BOY.
APPARENTLY, THERE'S A NEW CRAZE
CALLED "CONSERVATION."
APPARENTLY, THERE'S A NEW CRAZE
CALLED "CONSERVATION."
>> Bloberta: TSK-TSK-TSK.
CALLED "CONSERVATION."
>> Bloberta: TSK-TSK-TSK.
MNH-MNH.
>> Bloberta: TSK-TSK-TSK.
MNH-MNH.
>> Clay: LEAVE IT TO THE
MNH-MNH.
>> Clay: LEAVE IT TO THE
LIBERALS.
>> Clay: LEAVE IT TO THE
LIBERALS.
THEY TAKE A PERFECTLY FINE WORD,
LIBERALS.
THEY TAKE A PERFECTLY FINE WORD,
LIKE "CONSERVATIVE," AND RAPE US
THEY TAKE A PERFECTLY FINE WORD,
LIKE "CONSERVATIVE," AND RAPE US
WITH IT.
LIKE "CONSERVATIVE," AND RAPE US
WITH IT.
>> Bloberta: OH!
WITH IT.
>> Bloberta: OH!
>> Orel: MOM, DAD, IT'S 8:00.
>> Bloberta: OH!
>> Orel: MOM, DAD, IT'S 8:00.
>> Clay: OH, BOY, MY NEW
>> Orel: MOM, DAD, IT'S 8:00.
>> Clay: OH, BOY, MY NEW
FAVORITE SHOW.
>> Clay: OH, BOY, MY NEW
FAVORITE SHOW.
>> FROM A BLOCK OF ICE TO GOD'S
FAVORITE SHOW.
>> FROM A BLOCK OF ICE TO GOD'S
EARS, IT'S "THE LINK McMISSUNS
>> FROM A BLOCK OF ICE TO GOD'S
EARS, IT'S "THE LINK McMISSUNS
SHOW."
EARS, IT'S "THE LINK McMISSUNS
SHOW."
>> GOOD AFTERNOON, CITIZENS OF
SHOW."
>> GOOD AFTERNOON, CITIZENS OF
MORALTON.
>> GOOD AFTERNOON, CITIZENS OF
MORALTON.
[ COUGHS ]
MORALTON.
[ COUGHS ]
I AM LINK McMISSUNS.
[ COUGHS ]
I AM LINK McMISSUNS.
MY GUEST TODAY IS
I AM LINK McMISSUNS.
MY GUEST TODAY IS
DR. CASTINGS PALPABLE.
MY GUEST TODAY IS
DR. CASTINGS PALPABLE.
OUR TOPIC -- EVOLUTION VERSUS
DR. CASTINGS PALPABLE.
OUR TOPIC -- EVOLUTION VERSUS
GENIUSIS.
OUR TOPIC -- EVOLUTION VERSUS
GENIUSIS.
NOW, YOU [GRUNTS] BELIEVE IN
GENIUSIS.
NOW, YOU [GRUNTS] BELIEVE IN
THIS CRACKPOT THEORY OF
NOW, YOU [GRUNTS] BELIEVE IN
THIS CRACKPOT THEORY OF
EVOLUTION.
THIS CRACKPOT THEORY OF
EVOLUTION.
DON'T YOU, DR. PALPABLE?
EVOLUTION.
DON'T YOU, DR. PALPABLE?
>> YES, OF COURSE.
DON'T YOU, DR. PALPABLE?
>> YES, OF COURSE.
THERE IS EMPIRICAL EVIDENCE --
>> YES, OF COURSE.
THERE IS EMPIRICAL EVIDENCE --
>> DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT,
THERE IS EMPIRICAL EVIDENCE --
>> DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT,
DOCTOR.
>> DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT,
DOCTOR.
EVEN YOU CAN'T IGNORE ALL THE
DOCTOR.
EVEN YOU CAN'T IGNORE ALL THE
EVIDENCE THAT GOD MADE ADAM OUT
EVEN YOU CAN'T IGNORE ALL THE
EVIDENCE THAT GOD MADE ADAM OUT
OF DIRT AND EVE WAS A SPARE RIB.
EVIDENCE THAT GOD MADE ADAM OUT
OF DIRT AND EVE WAS A SPARE RIB.
THAT'S JUST LOGIC, DOCTOR.
OF DIRT AND EVE WAS A SPARE RIB.
THAT'S JUST LOGIC, DOCTOR.
>> COME NOW.
THAT'S JUST LOGIC, DOCTOR.
>> COME NOW.
THERE ARE FOSSILS --
>> COME NOW.
THERE ARE FOSSILS --
>> FOSSILS, FOSSILS -- YOU'RE
THERE ARE FOSSILS --
>> FOSSILS, FOSSILS -- YOU'RE
LIKE A BROKEN RECORD.
>> FOSSILS, FOSSILS -- YOU'RE
LIKE A BROKEN RECORD.
[ GRUNTS ]
LIKE A BROKEN RECORD.
[ GRUNTS ]
ANY RATIONAL MIND WOULD KNOW
[ GRUNTS ]
ANY RATIONAL MIND WOULD KNOW
THAT GOD PLANTED DINOSAUR BONES
ANY RATIONAL MIND WOULD KNOW
THAT GOD PLANTED DINOSAUR BONES
IN THE EARTH IN ORDER TO GROW
THAT GOD PLANTED DINOSAUR BONES
IN THE EARTH IN ORDER TO GROW
DINOSAURS.
IN THE EARTH IN ORDER TO GROW
DINOSAURS.
>> WELL, INTERESTING THEORY.
DINOSAURS.
>> WELL, INTERESTING THEORY.
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK OUT THIS
>> WELL, INTERESTING THEORY.
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK OUT THIS
ARTIST'S RENDERING OF DARWIN'S
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK OUT THIS
ARTIST'S RENDERING OF DARWIN'S
PROPOSED MISSING LINK.
ARTIST'S RENDERING OF DARWIN'S
PROPOSED MISSING LINK.
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
PROPOSED MISSING LINK.
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
>> WHERE'D YOU GET THIS?
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
>> WHERE'D YOU GET THIS?
NOTHING LIKE THIS EVER EXISTED.
>> WHERE'D YOU GET THIS?
NOTHING LIKE THIS EVER EXISTED.
IT'S PREPOSTEROUS.
NOTHING LIKE THIS EVER EXISTED.
IT'S PREPOSTEROUS.
>> NOW TAKE A LOOK AT THIS
IT'S PREPOSTEROUS.
>> NOW TAKE A LOOK AT THIS
PICTURE OF YOU FROM SEVERAL
>> NOW TAKE A LOOK AT THIS
PICTURE OF YOU FROM SEVERAL
WEEKS AGO.
PICTURE OF YOU FROM SEVERAL
WEEKS AGO.
>> HUH?
WEEKS AGO.
>> HUH?
THAT'S ME?
>> HUH?
THAT'S ME?
>> UH, YES, ALBEIT A SLEEKER,
THAT'S ME?
>> UH, YES, ALBEIT A SLEEKER,
SEXIER YOU, BUT YOU NONETHELESS.
>> UH, YES, ALBEIT A SLEEKER,
SEXIER YOU, BUT YOU NONETHELESS.
>> [ GRUNTS ]
SEXIER YOU, BUT YOU NONETHELESS.
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> MR. McMISSUNS, HOW DO YOU
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> MR. McMISSUNS, HOW DO YOU
ACCOUNT FOR YOUR JUTTING BROW
>> MR. McMISSUNS, HOW DO YOU
ACCOUNT FOR YOUR JUTTING BROW
RIDGE AND YOUR STOOPED, APE-LIKE
ACCOUNT FOR YOUR JUTTING BROW
RIDGE AND YOUR STOOPED, APE-LIKE
STATURE?
RIDGE AND YOUR STOOPED, APE-LIKE
STATURE?
>> HOW?
STATURE?
>> HOW?
>> YES.
>> HOW?
>> YES.
AND WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU
>> YES.
AND WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU
SAW A HOMO SAPIEN COMPLETELY
AND WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU
SAW A HOMO SAPIEN COMPLETELY
COVERED IN FUR?
SAW A HOMO SAPIEN COMPLETELY
COVERED IN FUR?
>> WHEN?
COVERED IN FUR?
>> WHEN?
>> AND WHO ELSE DO YOU KNOW THAT
>> WHEN?
>> AND WHO ELSE DO YOU KNOW THAT
WAS THAWED FROM A HUGE BLOCK OF
>> AND WHO ELSE DO YOU KNOW THAT
WAS THAWED FROM A HUGE BLOCK OF
ICE?
WAS THAWED FROM A HUGE BLOCK OF
ICE?
>> WHO? WHO?
ICE?
>> WHO? WHO?
[ GRUNTING, HOWLING ]
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
>> Orel: GOSH.
>> Clay: [ CHUCKLES ]
>> Orel: GOSH.
>> Clay: [ CHUCKLES ]
KNOW-IT-ALL SCIENTIST.
>> Clay: [ CHUCKLES ]
KNOW-IT-ALL SCIENTIST.
BOY, LINK REALLY RIPPED HIM A
KNOW-IT-ALL SCIENTIST.
BOY, LINK REALLY RIPPED HIM A
NEW BRAIN HOLE, DIDN'T HE?
BOY, LINK REALLY RIPPED HIM A
NEW BRAIN HOLE, DIDN'T HE?
>> Bloberta: MMM, YES.
NEW BRAIN HOLE, DIDN'T HE?
>> Bloberta: MMM, YES.
>> Orel: I DON'T KNOW, DAD.
>> Bloberta: MMM, YES.
>> Orel: I DON'T KNOW, DAD.
I'M A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT HIM.
>> Orel: I DON'T KNOW, DAD.
I'M A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT HIM.
>> Clay: ABOUT LINK?
I'M A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT HIM.
>> Clay: ABOUT LINK?
OREL, HE'S A PROFESSIONAL
>> Clay: ABOUT LINK?
OREL, HE'S A PROFESSIONAL
RIGHT-WING TALK-SHOW HOST.
OREL, HE'S A PROFESSIONAL
RIGHT-WING TALK-SHOW HOST.
THAT MEANS HE'S GOD'S
RIGHT-WING TALK-SHOW HOST.
THAT MEANS HE'S GOD'S
MOUTHPIECE.
THAT MEANS HE'S GOD'S
MOUTHPIECE.
AND EVERYONE KNOWS THAT IT'S,
MOUTHPIECE.
AND EVERYONE KNOWS THAT IT'S,
UH, A SIN TO WORRY ABOUT GOD'S
AND EVERYONE KNOWS THAT IT'S,
UH, A SIN TO WORRY ABOUT GOD'S
MOUTHPIECE.
UH, A SIN TO WORRY ABOUT GOD'S
MOUTHPIECE.
SON?
MOUTHPIECE.
SON?
>> Orel: OH, OKAY.
SON?
>> Orel: OH, OKAY.
>> Clay: WELL, I THINK I'LL GO
>> Orel: OH, OKAY.
>> Clay: WELL, I THINK I'LL GO
OVER TO FORGHETTY'S FOR A
>> Clay: WELL, I THINK I'LL GO
OVER TO FORGHETTY'S FOR A
NIGHTCAP.
OVER TO FORGHETTY'S FOR A
NIGHTCAP.
BYE!
NIGHTCAP.
BYE!
>> Bloberta: HAVE FUN, DEAR.
BYE!
>> Bloberta: HAVE FUN, DEAR.
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
>> Bloberta: HAVE FUN, DEAR.
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
[ CROWD YELLING ]
>> Clay: YAH-HA!
[ SIREN WAILS ]
HE'S NOT SO TOUGH.
GRAB HIS LEGS.
GRAB HIS LEGS.
GRAB HIS LEGS.
GRAB HIS LEGS.
ALL RIGHT.
GRAB HIS LEGS.
ALL RIGHT.
HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO.
>> Rev. Putty: LOCK HIM IN THE
FREEZER WHILE WE DECIDE WHAT TO
DO WITH HIM.
FREEZER WHILE WE DECIDE WHAT TO
DO WITH HIM.
I HOPE THAT FAT PIG DOESN'T EAT
DO WITH HIM.
I HOPE THAT FAT PIG DOESN'T EAT
ALL MY BAKE-SALE LEFTOVERS.
I HOPE THAT FAT PIG DOESN'T EAT
ALL MY BAKE-SALE LEFTOVERS.
>> Clay: ALL RIGHT, NOW WHAT?
ALL MY BAKE-SALE LEFTOVERS.
>> Clay: ALL RIGHT, NOW WHAT?
THAT THING IS DANGEROUS.
>> Clay: ALL RIGHT, NOW WHAT?
THAT THING IS DANGEROUS.
>> I KNOW.
THAT THING IS DANGEROUS.
>> I KNOW.
LET'S GO DRINK ABOUT IT AT
>> I KNOW.
LET'S GO DRINK ABOUT IT AT
FORGHETTY'S.
LET'S GO DRINK ABOUT IT AT
FORGHETTY'S.
>> GOOD IDEA!
>> [ SIGHS ]
[ CRACKLING ]
>> HOW MANY FROZEN CREAM PUFFS
DO YOU NEED, REVEREND FLASHWING?
>> MAKE IT A DOZEN, ZOREL.
DO YOU NEED, REVEREND FLASHWING?
>> MAKE IT A DOZEN, ZOREL.
I FEEL LUCKY TONIGHT.
>> GEE!
>> ALL RIGHT, PIOUS SCOUTS, TIME
TO BUILD A FIRE.
NOW THE FIRST THING TO REMEMBER
TO BUILD A FIRE.
NOW THE FIRST THING TO REMEMBER
IS ALWAYS PLACE A
NOW THE FIRST THING TO REMEMBER
IS ALWAYS PLACE A
GOVERNMENT-CERTIFIED UNCLE TOXIE
IS ALWAYS PLACE A
GOVERNMENT-CERTIFIED UNCLE TOXIE
LOG AS DEEP AS YOU CAN INTO THE
GOVERNMENT-CERTIFIED UNCLE TOXIE
LOG AS DEEP AS YOU CAN INTO THE
PIT, FAR AWAY FROM YOUR LUNGS
LOG AS DEEP AS YOU CAN INTO THE
PIT, FAR AWAY FROM YOUR LUNGS
AND GENITALS.
PIT, FAR AWAY FROM YOUR LUNGS
AND GENITALS.
NOW WHO REMEMBERS HOW TO LIGHT
AND GENITALS.
NOW WHO REMEMBERS HOW TO LIGHT
THIS HANDY, LITTLE APPLIANCE?
NOW WHO REMEMBERS HOW TO LIGHT
THIS HANDY, LITTLE APPLIANCE?
OREL?
THIS HANDY, LITTLE APPLIANCE?
OREL?
>> Orel: YOU SIMPLY START THE
OREL?
>> Orel: YOU SIMPLY START THE
FIRE WITH THE SPARK OF LIFE,
>> Orel: YOU SIMPLY START THE
FIRE WITH THE SPARK OF LIFE,
WHICH GOD PUT INTO ALL OF HIS
FIRE WITH THE SPARK OF LIFE,
WHICH GOD PUT INTO ALL OF HIS
CREATURES.
WHICH GOD PUT INTO ALL OF HIS
CREATURES.
>> VERY GOOD.
CREATURES.
>> VERY GOOD.
YOU MAY DO THE HONORS.
>> VERY GOOD.
YOU MAY DO THE HONORS.
THERE WE GO, BOYS -- HOT,
YOU MAY DO THE HONORS.
THERE WE GO, BOYS -- HOT,
DELICIOUS FIRE.
THERE WE GO, BOYS -- HOT,
DELICIOUS FIRE.
>> All: OOH!
DELICIOUS FIRE.
>> All: OOH!
>> NOW WHO WANTS TO HEAR A GHOST
>> All: OOH!
>> NOW WHO WANTS TO HEAR A GHOST
STORY?
>> NOW WHO WANTS TO HEAR A GHOST
STORY?
>> I DO, I DO, I DO!
STORY?
>> I DO, I DO, I DO!
>> OKAY, HOW ABOUT I READ "THE
>> I DO, I DO, I DO!
>> OKAY, HOW ABOUT I READ "THE
ATTACK OF THE TREE HUGGERS"?
>> OKAY, HOW ABOUT I READ "THE
ATTACK OF THE TREE HUGGERS"?
>> All: NO!
ATTACK OF THE TREE HUGGERS"?
>> All: NO!
>> "THE FLESH-EATING CATHOLICS"?
>> All: NO!
>> "THE FLESH-EATING CATHOLICS"?
>> All: NO!
>> "THE FLESH-EATING CATHOLICS"?
>> All: NO!
>> AH, I KNOW -- "THE
>> All: NO!
>> AH, I KNOW -- "THE
SPINE-CHILLING LIES OF
>> AH, I KNOW -- "THE
SPINE-CHILLING LIES OF
CHARLES DARWIN."
SPINE-CHILLING LIES OF
CHARLES DARWIN."
>> All: YEAH!
CHARLES DARWIN."
>> All: YEAH!
>> "ONCE UPON A TIME, ON A DARK,
>> All: YEAH!
>> "ONCE UPON A TIME, ON A DARK,
DESOLATE ISLAND, THERE LIVED A
>> "ONCE UPON A TIME, ON A DARK,
DESOLATE ISLAND, THERE LIVED A
HIDEOUS, UGLY, BLOODTHIRSTY
DESOLATE ISLAND, THERE LIVED A
HIDEOUS, UGLY, BLOODTHIRSTY
SCIENTIST"...
HIDEOUS, UGLY, BLOODTHIRSTY
SCIENTIST"...
>> All: OOH!
SCIENTIST"...
>> All: OOH!
>> ..."WHO SAID THAT MAN CAME
>> All: OOH!
>> ..."WHO SAID THAT MAN CAME
FROM APES.
>> ..."WHO SAID THAT MAN CAME
FROM APES.
AND HE TRIED TO PROVE THIS BY
FROM APES.
AND HE TRIED TO PROVE THIS BY
MAKING US BELIEVE THERE WAS AN
AND HE TRIED TO PROVE THIS BY
MAKING US BELIEVE THERE WAS AN
UNSEEN CREATURE WHO WAS HALF
MAKING US BELIEVE THERE WAS AN
UNSEEN CREATURE WHO WAS HALF
MAN, HALF MONKEY."
UNSEEN CREATURE WHO WAS HALF
MAN, HALF MONKEY."
>> Orel: GOSH!
MAN, HALF MONKEY."
>> Orel: GOSH!
>> "THIS GROTESQUE CREATURE'S
>> Orel: GOSH!
>> "THIS GROTESQUE CREATURE'S
NAME WAS...THE MISSING LINK."
>> "THIS GROTESQUE CREATURE'S
NAME WAS...THE MISSING LINK."
>> All: AAH!
NAME WAS...THE MISSING LINK."
>> All: AAH!
>> THE END.
>> All: AAH!
>> THE END.
>> Doughy: OREL, I THINK I JUST
>> THE END.
>> Doughy: OREL, I THINK I JUST
EARNED MY "SCAREDY" BADGE.
>> Doughy: OREL, I THINK I JUST
EARNED MY "SCAREDY" BADGE.
>> Orel: GREAT WORK, DOUGHY!
EARNED MY "SCAREDY" BADGE.
>> Orel: GREAT WORK, DOUGHY!
>> OKAY, KIDS, TIME TO TURN OFF
>> Orel: GREAT WORK, DOUGHY!
>> OKAY, KIDS, TIME TO TURN OFF
THE FIRE AND HIT THE SACK.
>> OKAY, KIDS, TIME TO TURN OFF
THE FIRE AND HIT THE SACK.
PUT ON YOUR ANTI-CANCER SHIELDS,
THE FIRE AND HIT THE SACK.
PUT ON YOUR ANTI-CANCER SHIELDS,
EVERYBODY.
PUT ON YOUR ANTI-CANCER SHIELDS,
EVERYBODY.
>> [ SQUAWKING ]
EVERYBODY.
>> [ SQUAWKING ]
>> GOOD NIGHT, BOYS.
>> Orel: [ YAWNS ]
HEY, DOUGHY, WAKE UP.
WE BETTER HURRY IF WE'RE GONNA
HEY, DOUGHY, WAKE UP.
WE BETTER HURRY IF WE'RE GONNA
GET OUR "CONQUERING NATURE"
WE BETTER HURRY IF WE'RE GONNA
GET OUR "CONQUERING NATURE"
BADGES.
GET OUR "CONQUERING NATURE"
BADGES.
>> Doughy: [ Groggily ] GOOD
BADGES.
>> Doughy: [ Groggily ] GOOD
IDEA.
>> Doughy: [ Groggily ] GOOD
IDEA.
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
IDEA.
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
>> Orel: I THINK THIS HIKE IS
[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]
>> Orel: I THINK THIS HIKE IS
THE PERFECT WAY TO APPRECIATE
>> Orel: I THINK THIS HIKE IS
THE PERFECT WAY TO APPRECIATE
THE BEAUTY OF THE LORD'S EARTH.
THE PERFECT WAY TO APPRECIATE
THE BEAUTY OF THE LORD'S EARTH.
>> Doughy: MAYBE, BUT I'M SCARED
THE BEAUTY OF THE LORD'S EARTH.
>> Doughy: MAYBE, BUT I'M SCARED
OF WILD ANIMALS, OREL.
>> Doughy: MAYBE, BUT I'M SCARED
OF WILD ANIMALS, OREL.
>> Orel: GEE, I WOULDN'T WORRY
OF WILD ANIMALS, OREL.
>> Orel: GEE, I WOULDN'T WORRY
ABOUT -- OH, LOOK.
>> Orel: GEE, I WOULDN'T WORRY
ABOUT -- OH, LOOK.
WOW!
ABOUT -- OH, LOOK.
WOW!
IT'S THE FICTIONAL MISSING LINK
WOW!
IT'S THE FICTIONAL MISSING LINK
FROM THE GHOST BOOK.
IT'S THE FICTIONAL MISSING LINK
FROM THE GHOST BOOK.
>> SAY, THAT SHOULD TAKE CARE OF
FROM THE GHOST BOOK.
>> SAY, THAT SHOULD TAKE CARE OF
OUR "COINCIDENCE" BADGES.
>> SAY, THAT SHOULD TAKE CARE OF
OUR "COINCIDENCE" BADGES.
>> Orel: AND OUR "MELTING"
OUR "COINCIDENCE" BADGES.
>> Orel: AND OUR "MELTING"
BADGES.
>> Orel: AND OUR "MELTING"
BADGES.
>> Doughy: YIPPEE!
>> HUH, WHAT DO YOU KNOW.
IT'S BECOME A NICE DAY ALL OF A
SUDDEN.
IT'S BECOME A NICE DAY ALL OF A
SUDDEN.
HMM.
SUDDEN.
HMM.
HEY, YOU TWO, GLAD YOU'RE BACK.
HMM.
HEY, YOU TWO, GLAD YOU'RE BACK.
WE'RE JUST ABOUT READY TO HEAD
HEY, YOU TWO, GLAD YOU'RE BACK.
WE'RE JUST ABOUT READY TO HEAD
HOME.
WE'RE JUST ABOUT READY TO HEAD
HOME.
>> Orel: LOOK WHAT WE FOUND,
HOME.
>> Orel: LOOK WHAT WE FOUND,
MR. CARSON.
>> Orel: LOOK WHAT WE FOUND,
MR. CARSON.
>> Doughy: IT'S THE MISSING LINK
MR. CARSON.
>> Doughy: IT'S THE MISSING LINK
FROM THE SPOOKY DARWIN STORY.
>> Doughy: IT'S THE MISSING LINK
FROM THE SPOOKY DARWIN STORY.
>> NO!
FROM THE SPOOKY DARWIN STORY.
>> NO!
IT CAN'T BE.
>> NO!
IT CAN'T BE.
UH, HUB-BUB-A-BUB-BUB.
IT CAN'T BE.
UH, HUB-BUB-A-BUB-BUB.
D-DON'T WORRY, KIDS.
UH, HUB-BUB-A-BUB-BUB.
D-DON'T WORRY, KIDS.
THIS LOOKS TO ME LIKE SOME KIND
D-DON'T WORRY, KIDS.
THIS LOOKS TO ME LIKE SOME KIND
OF MONKEY WITH A MASK ON.
THIS LOOKS TO ME LIKE SOME KIND
OF MONKEY WITH A MASK ON.
OR -- OR MAYBE A HIPPY OR AN
OF MONKEY WITH A MASK ON.
OR -- OR MAYBE A HIPPY OR AN
ALASKAN OR SOMETHING.
OR -- OR MAYBE A HIPPY OR AN
ALASKAN OR SOMETHING.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
ALASKAN OR SOMETHING.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
UM, NOW GET.
[ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]
UM, NOW GET.
SHOO!
UM, NOW GET.
SHOO!
SCAT, HIPPY.
SHOO!
SCAT, HIPPY.
>> [ SNIFFING ]
SCAT, HIPPY.
>> [ SNIFFING ]
>> HERE.
>> [ SNIFFING ]
>> HERE.
FETCH.
>> HERE.
FETCH.
>> [ YELLS ]
>> Orel: BYE, HIPPY!
>> [ SNIFFING ]
>> Rev. Putty: EVERYBODY HAVING
A GOOD TIME?
>> Rev. Putty: EVERYBODY HAVING
A GOOD TIME?
GREAT WAY TO MINGLE, HUH?
A GOOD TIME?
GREAT WAY TO MINGLE, HUH?
HMM...THOUGHT THERE'D BE MORE
GREAT WAY TO MINGLE, HUH?
HMM...THOUGHT THERE'D BE MORE
WOMEN.
HMM...THOUGHT THERE'D BE MORE
WOMEN.
PLENTY OF SWEETS!
WOMEN.
PLENTY OF SWEETS!
I DON'T KNOW HOW JESUS STAYED SO
PLENTY OF SWEETS!
I DON'T KNOW HOW JESUS STAYED SO
SCRAWNY, YOU KNOW?
I DON'T KNOW HOW JESUS STAYED SO
SCRAWNY, YOU KNOW?
>> OOH, LOOK!
SCRAWNY, YOU KNOW?
>> OOH, LOOK!
IT SAYS, "FAITH."
>> OOH, LOOK!
IT SAYS, "FAITH."
HOW FUN FOR A COOKIE.
IT SAYS, "FAITH."
HOW FUN FOR A COOKIE.
>> Rev. Putty: IT'S NOT A
HOW FUN FOR A COOKIE.
>> Rev. Putty: IT'S NOT A
LIBRARY, MA'AM.
>> Rev. Putty: IT'S NOT A
LIBRARY, MA'AM.
>> Shapey: MINE!
LIBRARY, MA'AM.
>> Shapey: MINE!
>> Orel: REVEREND PUTTY, MAY I
>> Shapey: MINE!
>> Orel: REVEREND PUTTY, MAY I
HAVE TWO CHOCOLATE LEPER CAKES
>> Orel: REVEREND PUTTY, MAY I
HAVE TWO CHOCOLATE LEPER CAKES
AND A CANDY "CAIN AND ABEL" FOR
HAVE TWO CHOCOLATE LEPER CAKES
AND A CANDY "CAIN AND ABEL" FOR
MY, UM...
AND A CANDY "CAIN AND ABEL" FOR
MY, UM...
>> Rev. Putty: OH, FOR YOUR
MY, UM...
>> Rev. Putty: OH, FOR YOUR
BROTHER?
>> Rev. Putty: OH, FOR YOUR
BROTHER?
>> Orel: WELL, HE'S...
BROTHER?
>> Orel: WELL, HE'S...
>> Rev. Putty: YOU GOT EIGHT
>> Orel: WELL, HE'S...
>> Rev. Putty: YOU GOT EIGHT
BUCKS?
>> Rev. Putty: YOU GOT EIGHT
BUCKS?
>> Orel: SURE DO.
BUCKS?
>> Orel: SURE DO.
>> Rev. Putty: THERE YOU GO.
>> Orel: SURE DO.
>> Rev. Putty: THERE YOU GO.
ENJOY.
>> Rev. Putty: THERE YOU GO.
ENJOY.
>> Orel: THANKS.
ENJOY.
>> Orel: THANKS.
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
>> Orel: THANKS.
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
>> Orel: LINK!
[ ALL SCREAMING ]
>> Orel: LINK!
>> Shapey: [ LAUGHS ]
>> Orel: LINK!
>> Shapey: [ LAUGHS ]
>> Rev. Putty: YOU KNOW THIS
>> Shapey: [ LAUGHS ]
>> Rev. Putty: YOU KNOW THIS
INDIVIDUAL, OREL?
>> Rev. Putty: YOU KNOW THIS
INDIVIDUAL, OREL?
>> Orel: SURE DO, REVEREND.
INDIVIDUAL, OREL?
>> Orel: SURE DO, REVEREND.
HE'S MY FRIEND.
>> Orel: SURE DO, REVEREND.
HE'S MY FRIEND.
[ ALL GASP ]
HE'S MY FRIEND.
[ ALL GASP ]
>> Bloberta: OREL!
[ ALL GASP ]
>> Bloberta: OREL!
>> Shapey: AAHHH!
>> Bloberta: OREL!
>> Shapey: AAHHH!
>> Bloberta: THIS EUROPEAN...MAN
>> Shapey: AAHHH!
>> Bloberta: THIS EUROPEAN...MAN
CANNOT BE YOUR FRIEND.
>> Bloberta: THIS EUROPEAN...MAN
CANNOT BE YOUR FRIEND.
YOU KNOW FULL WELL THAT YOU
CANNOT BE YOUR FRIEND.
YOU KNOW FULL WELL THAT YOU
SHOULD NEVER TRUST A FOREIGNER.
YOU KNOW FULL WELL THAT YOU
SHOULD NEVER TRUST A FOREIGNER.
>> Orel: GEE, DO YOU REALLY
SHOULD NEVER TRUST A FOREIGNER.
>> Orel: GEE, DO YOU REALLY
THINK HE'S FROM EUROPE, MOM?
>> Orel: GEE, DO YOU REALLY
THINK HE'S FROM EUROPE, MOM?
>> Bloberta: OF COURSE.
THINK HE'S FROM EUROPE, MOM?
>> Bloberta: OF COURSE.
LISTEN TO THAT ACCENT.
>> Bloberta: OF COURSE.
LISTEN TO THAT ACCENT.
>> Rev. Putty: OREL, YOUR FRIEND
LISTEN TO THAT ACCENT.
>> Rev. Putty: OREL, YOUR FRIEND
IS...NOT A PROPER CHRISTIAN.
>> Rev. Putty: OREL, YOUR FRIEND
IS...NOT A PROPER CHRISTIAN.
>> Orel: GEE, HOW DO YOU KNOW,
IS...NOT A PROPER CHRISTIAN.
>> Orel: GEE, HOW DO YOU KNOW,
REVEREND?
>> Orel: GEE, HOW DO YOU KNOW,
REVEREND?
>> WELL, LOOK AT HIM, OREL.
REVEREND?
>> WELL, LOOK AT HIM, OREL.
I MEAN, THIS THING -- IT LOOKS
>> WELL, LOOK AT HIM, OREL.
I MEAN, THIS THING -- IT LOOKS
EXACTLY LIKE A...
I MEAN, THIS THING -- IT LOOKS
EXACTLY LIKE A...
>> Orel: A WHAT, MISS SCULPTHAM?
EXACTLY LIKE A...
>> Orel: A WHAT, MISS SCULPTHAM?
>> WELL, HE OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T
>> Orel: A WHAT, MISS SCULPTHAM?
>> WELL, HE OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T
BELIEVE IN "GENIUSIS."
>> WELL, HE OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T
BELIEVE IN "GENIUSIS."
>> Orel: GENIUSIS?
BELIEVE IN "GENIUSIS."
>> Orel: GENIUSIS?
>> Clay: I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE,
>> Orel: GENIUSIS?
>> Clay: I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE,
FOLKS.
>> Clay: I'LL TAKE IT FROM HERE,
FOLKS.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
FOLKS.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
THAT'S RIGHT, OREL -- GENIUSIS.
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
THAT'S RIGHT, OREL -- GENIUSIS.
IT'S A CLEVER COMBINATION OF THE
THAT'S RIGHT, OREL -- GENIUSIS.
IT'S A CLEVER COMBINATION OF THE
WORDS "GENIUS" AND "GENESIS."
IT'S A CLEVER COMBINATION OF THE
WORDS "GENIUS" AND "GENESIS."
>> Orel: HUH?
WORDS "GENIUS" AND "GENESIS."
>> Orel: HUH?
OH, YEAH.
>> Orel: HUH?
OH, YEAH.
>> Clay: GENIUSIS IS THE MOST
OH, YEAH.
>> Clay: GENIUSIS IS THE MOST
SIMPLISTIC WAY OF DISPROVING
>> Clay: GENIUSIS IS THE MOST
SIMPLISTIC WAY OF DISPROVING
EVOLUTION WHILE AT THE SAME TIME
SIMPLISTIC WAY OF DISPROVING
EVOLUTION WHILE AT THE SAME TIME
PROVING THAT THROUGH THE MIRACLE
EVOLUTION WHILE AT THE SAME TIME
PROVING THAT THROUGH THE MIRACLE
OF GOD'S PURE BRAINPOWER HE
PROVING THAT THROUGH THE MIRACLE
OF GOD'S PURE BRAINPOWER HE
WHIPPED UP THE UNIVERSE IN HIS
OF GOD'S PURE BRAINPOWER HE
WHIPPED UP THE UNIVERSE IN HIS
HEAVEN-SHAPED LABORATORY
WHIPPED UP THE UNIVERSE IN HIS
HEAVEN-SHAPED LABORATORY
HUNDREDS OF HUNDREDS OF YEARS
HEAVEN-SHAPED LABORATORY
HUNDREDS OF HUNDREDS OF YEARS
AGO.
HUNDREDS OF HUNDREDS OF YEARS
AGO.
>> Orel: WOW!
AGO.
>> Orel: WOW!
>> Clay: IN FACT, GENIUSIS IS SO
>> Orel: WOW!
>> Clay: IN FACT, GENIUSIS IS SO
SIMPLISTIC THAT EVEN THE LOWEST
>> Clay: IN FACT, GENIUSIS IS SO
SIMPLISTIC THAT EVEN THE LOWEST
FORM OF LIFE CAN UNDERSTAND IT.
SIMPLISTIC THAT EVEN THE LOWEST
FORM OF LIFE CAN UNDERSTAND IT.
>> Rev. Putty: I DON'T THINK HIS
FORM OF LIFE CAN UNDERSTAND IT.
>> Rev. Putty: I DON'T THINK HIS
TINY BRAIN COULD HOLD AN IDEA
>> Rev. Putty: I DON'T THINK HIS
TINY BRAIN COULD HOLD AN IDEA
ANY MORE CHALLENGING OR COMPLEX.
TINY BRAIN COULD HOLD AN IDEA
ANY MORE CHALLENGING OR COMPLEX.
>> Fakey: WELL, THERE SEEMS TO
ANY MORE CHALLENGING OR COMPLEX.
>> Fakey: WELL, THERE SEEMS TO
BE NO ALTERNATIVE.
>> Fakey: WELL, THERE SEEMS TO
BE NO ALTERNATIVE.
LET'S FORCE HIM INTO LEARNING
BE NO ALTERNATIVE.
LET'S FORCE HIM INTO LEARNING
BEFORE HE RUINS EVERYTHING.
LET'S FORCE HIM INTO LEARNING
BEFORE HE RUINS EVERYTHING.
>> Orel: BUT HOW CAN WE FORCE
BEFORE HE RUINS EVERYTHING.
>> Orel: BUT HOW CAN WE FORCE
HIM INTO LEARNING,
>> Orel: BUT HOW CAN WE FORCE
HIM INTO LEARNING,
PRINCIPAL FAKEY?
HIM INTO LEARNING,
PRINCIPAL FAKEY?
>> Fakey: IT'S SIMPLE, OREL.
PRINCIPAL FAKEY?
>> Fakey: IT'S SIMPLE, OREL.
ALL YOU NEED IN ORDER TO TEACH
>> Fakey: IT'S SIMPLE, OREL.
ALL YOU NEED IN ORDER TO TEACH
IS A LITTLE INTIMIDATION.
ALL YOU NEED IN ORDER TO TEACH
IS A LITTLE INTIMIDATION.
>> AND FEAR!
IS A LITTLE INTIMIDATION.
>> AND FEAR!
>> AAH!
>> AND FEAR!
>> AAH!
>> Rev. Putty: ALL RIGHT, LET'S
>> AAH!
>> Rev. Putty: ALL RIGHT, LET'S
START WITH THE BASICS.
>> Rev. Putty: ALL RIGHT, LET'S
START WITH THE BASICS.
IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN THIS,
START WITH THE BASICS.
IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN THIS,
YOU GO HERE AND BURN FOREVER!
IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN THIS,
YOU GO HERE AND BURN FOREVER!
>> AAH!
YOU GO HERE AND BURN FOREVER!
>> AAH!
AAH! AAH! AAH!
>> AAH!
AAH! AAH! AAH!
>> Rev. Putty: FEAR OF GOD IN
AAH! AAH! AAH!
>> Rev. Putty: FEAR OF GOD IN
2.3 SECONDS.
>> Rev. Putty: FEAR OF GOD IN
2.3 SECONDS.
THIS BOZO'S GONNA BE A CHRISTIAN
2.3 SECONDS.
THIS BOZO'S GONNA BE A CHRISTIAN
NO TIME FLAT.
THIS BOZO'S GONNA BE A CHRISTIAN
NO TIME FLAT.
>> Clay: AND THAT'S NO THREAT.
NO TIME FLAT.
>> Clay: AND THAT'S NO THREAT.
[ NO AUDIO ]
>> Clay: OH, BOY.
APPARENTLY, THERE'S A NEW CRAZE
CALLED "CONSERVATION."
APPARENTLY, THERE'S A NEW CRAZE
CALLED "CONSERVATION."
>> Bloberta: TSK-TSK-TSK.
CALLED "CONSERVATION."
>> Bloberta: TSK-TSK-TSK.
MNH-MNH.
>> Bloberta: TSK-TSK-TSK.
MNH-MNH.
>> Clay: LEAVE IT TO THE
MNH-MNH.
>> Clay: LEAVE IT TO THE
LIBERALS.
>> Clay: LEAVE IT TO THE
LIBERALS.
THEY TAKE A PERFECTLY FINE WORD,
LIBERALS.
THEY TAKE A PERFECTLY FINE WORD,
LIKE "CONSERVATIVE," AND RAPE US
THEY TAKE A PERFECTLY FINE WORD,
LIKE "CONSERVATIVE," AND RAPE US
WITH IT.
LIKE "CONSERVATIVE," AND RAPE US
WITH IT.
>> Bloberta: OH!
WITH IT.
>> Bloberta: OH!
>> Orel: MOM, DAD, IT'S 8:00.
>> Bloberta: OH!
>> Orel: MOM, DAD, IT'S 8:00.
>> Clay: OH, BOY, MY NEW
>> Orel: MOM, DAD, IT'S 8:00.
>> Clay: OH, BOY, MY NEW
FAVORITE SHOW.
>> Clay: OH, BOY, MY NEW
FAVORITE SHOW.
>> FROM A BLOCK OF ICE TO GOD'S
FAVORITE SHOW.
>> FROM A BLOCK OF ICE TO GOD'S
EARS, IT'S "THE LINK McMISSUNS
>> FROM A BLOCK OF ICE TO GOD'S
EARS, IT'S "THE LINK McMISSUNS
SHOW."
EARS, IT'S "THE LINK McMISSUNS
SHOW."
>> GOOD AFTERNOON, CITIZENS OF
SHOW."
>> GOOD AFTERNOON, CITIZENS OF
MORALTON.
>> GOOD AFTERNOON, CITIZENS OF
MORALTON.
[ COUGHS ]
MORALTON.
[ COUGHS ]
I AM LINK McMISSUNS.
[ COUGHS ]
I AM LINK McMISSUNS.
MY GUEST TODAY IS
I AM LINK McMISSUNS.
MY GUEST TODAY IS
DR. CASTINGS PALPABLE.
MY GUEST TODAY IS
DR. CASTINGS PALPABLE.
OUR TOPIC -- EVOLUTION VERSUS
DR. CASTINGS PALPABLE.
OUR TOPIC -- EVOLUTION VERSUS
GENIUSIS.
OUR TOPIC -- EVOLUTION VERSUS
GENIUSIS.
NOW, YOU [GRUNTS] BELIEVE IN
GENIUSIS.
NOW, YOU [GRUNTS] BELIEVE IN
THIS CRACKPOT THEORY OF
NOW, YOU [GRUNTS] BELIEVE IN
THIS CRACKPOT THEORY OF
EVOLUTION.
THIS CRACKPOT THEORY OF
EVOLUTION.
DON'T YOU, DR. PALPABLE?
EVOLUTION.
DON'T YOU, DR. PALPABLE?
>> YES, OF COURSE.
DON'T YOU, DR. PALPABLE?
>> YES, OF COURSE.
THERE IS EMPIRICAL EVIDENCE --
>> YES, OF COURSE.
THERE IS EMPIRICAL EVIDENCE --
>> DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT,
THERE IS EMPIRICAL EVIDENCE --
>> DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT,
DOCTOR.
>> DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT,
DOCTOR.
EVEN YOU CAN'T IGNORE ALL THE
DOCTOR.
EVEN YOU CAN'T IGNORE ALL THE
EVIDENCE THAT GOD MADE ADAM OUT
EVEN YOU CAN'T IGNORE ALL THE
EVIDENCE THAT GOD MADE ADAM OUT
OF DIRT AND EVE WAS A SPARE RIB.
EVIDENCE THAT GOD MADE ADAM OUT
OF DIRT AND EVE WAS A SPARE RIB.
THAT'S JUST LOGIC, DOCTOR.
OF DIRT AND EVE WAS A SPARE RIB.
THAT'S JUST LOGIC, DOCTOR.
>> COME NOW.
THAT'S JUST LOGIC, DOCTOR.
>> COME NOW.
THERE ARE FOSSILS --
>> COME NOW.
THERE ARE FOSSILS --
>> FOSSILS, FOSSILS -- YOU'RE
THERE ARE FOSSILS --
>> FOSSILS, FOSSILS -- YOU'RE
LIKE A BROKEN RECORD.
>> FOSSILS, FOSSILS -- YOU'RE
LIKE A BROKEN RECORD.
[ GRUNTS ]
LIKE A BROKEN RECORD.
[ GRUNTS ]
ANY RATIONAL MIND WOULD KNOW
[ GRUNTS ]
ANY RATIONAL MIND WOULD KNOW
THAT GOD PLANTED DINOSAUR BONES
ANY RATIONAL MIND WOULD KNOW
THAT GOD PLANTED DINOSAUR BONES
IN THE EARTH IN ORDER TO GROW
THAT GOD PLANTED DINOSAUR BONES
IN THE EARTH IN ORDER TO GROW
DINOSAURS.
IN THE EARTH IN ORDER TO GROW
DINOSAURS.
>> WELL, INTERESTING THEORY.
DINOSAURS.
>> WELL, INTERESTING THEORY.
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK OUT THIS
>> WELL, INTERESTING THEORY.
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK OUT THIS
ARTIST'S RENDERING OF DARWIN'S
YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK OUT THIS
ARTIST'S RENDERING OF DARWIN'S
PROPOSED MISSING LINK.
ARTIST'S RENDERING OF DARWIN'S
PROPOSED MISSING LINK.
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
PROPOSED MISSING LINK.
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
>> WHERE'D YOU GET THIS?
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
>> WHERE'D YOU GET THIS?
NOTHING LIKE THIS EVER EXISTED.
>> WHERE'D YOU GET THIS?
NOTHING LIKE THIS EVER EXISTED.
IT'S PREPOSTEROUS.
NOTHING LIKE THIS EVER EXISTED.
IT'S PREPOSTEROUS.
>> NOW TAKE A LOOK AT THIS
IT'S PREPOSTEROUS.
>> NOW TAKE A LOOK AT THIS
PICTURE OF YOU FROM SEVERAL
>> NOW TAKE A LOOK AT THIS
PICTURE OF YOU FROM SEVERAL
WEEKS AGO.
PICTURE OF YOU FROM SEVERAL
WEEKS AGO.
>> HUH?
WEEKS AGO.
>> HUH?
THAT'S ME?
>> HUH?
THAT'S ME?
>> UH, YES, ALBEIT A SLEEKER,
THAT'S ME?
>> UH, YES, ALBEIT A SLEEKER,
SEXIER YOU, BUT YOU NONETHELESS.
>> UH, YES, ALBEIT A SLEEKER,
SEXIER YOU, BUT YOU NONETHELESS.
>> [ GRUNTS ]
SEXIER YOU, BUT YOU NONETHELESS.
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> MR. McMISSUNS, HOW DO YOU
>> [ GRUNTS ]
>> MR. McMISSUNS, HOW DO YOU
ACCOUNT FOR YOUR JUTTING BROW
>> MR. McMISSUNS, HOW DO YOU
ACCOUNT FOR YOUR JUTTING BROW
RIDGE AND YOUR STOOPED, APE-LIKE
ACCOUNT FOR YOUR JUTTING BROW
RIDGE AND YOUR STOOPED, APE-LIKE
STATURE?
RIDGE AND YOUR STOOPED, APE-LIKE
STATURE?
>> HOW?
STATURE?
>> HOW?
>> YES.
>> HOW?
>> YES.
AND WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU
>> YES.
AND WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU
SAW A HOMO SAPIEN COMPLETELY
AND WHEN IS THE LAST TIME YOU
SAW A HOMO SAPIEN COMPLETELY
COVERED IN FUR?
SAW A HOMO SAPIEN COMPLETELY
COVERED IN FUR?
>> WHEN?
COVERED IN FUR?
>> WHEN?
>> AND WHO ELSE DO YOU KNOW THAT
>> WHEN?
>> AND WHO ELSE DO YOU KNOW THAT
WAS THAWED FROM A HUGE BLOCK OF
>> AND WHO ELSE DO YOU KNOW THAT
WAS THAWED FROM A HUGE BLOCK OF
ICE?
WAS THAWED FROM A HUGE BLOCK OF
ICE?
>> WHO? WHO?
ICE?
>> WHO? WHO?
[ GRUNTING, HOWLING ]
[ GLASS SHATTERS ]
>> Orel: GOSH.
>> Clay: [ CHUCKLES ]
>> Orel: GOSH.
>> Clay: [ CHUCKLES ]
KNOW-IT-ALL SCIENTIST.
>> Clay: [ CHUCKLES ]
KNOW-IT-ALL SCIENTIST.
BOY, LINK REALLY RIPPED HIM A
KNOW-IT-ALL SCIENTIST.
BOY, LINK REALLY RIPPED HIM A
NEW BRAIN HOLE, DIDN'T HE?
BOY, LINK REALLY RIPPED HIM A
NEW BRAIN HOLE, DIDN'T HE?
>> Bloberta: MMM, YES.
NEW BRAIN HOLE, DIDN'T HE?
>> Bloberta: MMM, YES.
>> Orel: I DON'T KNOW, DAD.
>> Bloberta: MMM, YES.
>> Orel: I DON'T KNOW, DAD.
I'M A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT HIM.
>> Orel: I DON'T KNOW, DAD.
I'M A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT HIM.
>> Clay: ABOUT LINK?
I'M A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT HIM.
>> Clay: ABOUT LINK?
OREL, HE'S A PROFESSIONAL
>> Clay: ABOUT LINK?
OREL, HE'S A PROFESSIONAL
RIGHT-WING TALK-SHOW HOST.
OREL, HE'S A PROFESSIONAL
RIGHT-WING TALK-SHOW HOST.
THAT MEANS HE'S GOD'S
RIGHT-WING TALK-SHOW HOST.
THAT MEANS HE'S GOD'S
MOUTHPIECE.
THAT MEANS HE'S GOD'S
MOUTHPIECE.
AND EVERYONE KNOWS THAT IT'S,
MOUTHPIECE.
AND EVERYONE KNOWS THAT IT'S,
UH, A SIN TO WORRY ABOUT GOD'S
AND EVERYONE KNOWS THAT IT'S,
UH, A SIN TO WORRY ABOUT GOD'S
MOUTHPIECE.
UH, A SIN TO WORRY ABOUT GOD'S
MOUTHPIECE.
SON?
MOUTHPIECE.
SON?
>> Orel: OH, OKAY.
SON?
>> Orel: OH, OKAY.
>> Clay: WELL, I THINK I'LL GO
>> Orel: OH, OKAY.
>> Clay: WELL, I THINK I'LL GO
OVER TO FORGHETTY'S FOR A
>> Clay: WELL, I THINK I'LL GO
OVER TO FORGHETTY'S FOR A
NIGHTCAP.
OVER TO FORGHETTY'S FOR A
NIGHTCAP.
BYE!
NIGHTCAP.
BYE!
>> Bloberta: HAVE FUN, DEAR.
BYE!
>> Bloberta: HAVE FUN, DEAR.
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
>> Bloberta: HAVE FUN, DEAR.
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
[ CROWD YELLING ]
>> Clay: YAH-HA!
[ SIREN WAILS ]
HE'S NOT SO TOUGH.
GRAB HIS LEGS.
GRAB HIS LEGS.
GRAB HIS LEGS.
GRAB HIS LEGS.
ALL RIGHT.
GRAB HIS LEGS.
ALL RIGHT.
HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO.
>> Rev. Putty: LOCK HIM IN THE
FREEZER WHILE WE DECIDE WHAT TO
DO WITH HIM.
FREEZER WHILE WE DECIDE WHAT TO
DO WITH HIM.
I HOPE THAT FAT PIG DOESN'T EAT
DO WITH HIM.
I HOPE THAT FAT PIG DOESN'T EAT
ALL MY BAKE-SALE LEFTOVERS.
I HOPE THAT FAT PIG DOESN'T EAT
ALL MY BAKE-SALE LEFTOVERS.
>> Clay: ALL RIGHT, NOW WHAT?
ALL MY BAKE-SALE LEFTOVERS.
>> Clay: ALL RIGHT, NOW WHAT?
THAT THING IS DANGEROUS.
>> Clay: ALL RIGHT, NOW WHAT?
THAT THING IS DANGEROUS.
>> I KNOW.
THAT THING IS DANGEROUS.
>> I KNOW.
LET'S GO DRINK ABOUT IT AT
>> I KNOW.
LET'S GO DRINK ABOUT IT AT
FORGHETTY'S.
LET'S GO DRINK ABOUT IT AT
FORGHETTY'S.
>> GOOD IDEA!
>> [ SIGHS ]
[ CRACKLING ]
>> HOW MANY FROZEN CREAM PUFFS
DO YOU NEED, REVEREND FLASHWING?
>> MAKE IT A DOZEN, ZOREL.
DO YOU NEED, REVEREND FLASHWING?
>> MAKE IT A DOZEN, ZOREL.
I FEEL LUCKY TONIGHT.
>> GEE!