Moonlighting (1985–1989): Season 4, Episode 7 - Father Knows Last - full transcript

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♪ So Come Walk The Night ♪

♪ Come Fly By Day ♪

♪ Something Is Sweeter ♪

♪ 'cause We Met
On The Way ♪

♪ We'll Walk By Night ♪

♪ We'll Fly By Day ♪

♪ Moonlighting Strangers ♪

♪ Who Just Met On The Way ♪

♪ Who Just Met On The Way ♪

♪ Who Just Met On The Way ♪



[Popcorn Popping]

[Maddie Retching]

[Toilet Flushes]

Still Got That Bug?

Yeah. I Don't Know
What It Is.

Some Kind
Of Weird Flu, I Guess.

Can I Make Some Tea
To Settle Your Stomach?

No, Mom. Really.
I'm Fine.

I'm Just Going
Back To...Bed.

Excuse Me.

[Maddie Retching]

You All Right?

Oh, Yeah. I'm Fine.

I'm Sorry
I Woke You.



Go Back To Sleep.

Really, I'm Fine.

Don't Be Silly.

I Mean, It's Not Like I
Could Go Back To Sleep

Knowing You're Not Well.

Oh!

I'll Be Ok, Mom.

You Go Back To Bed.

You're Sure?

Really, I'm Fine.

Well, I Guess I'll
See You In The Morning.

You Know, Maddie,

I've Always Had
Sort Of A Big Head

About How Close
We've Been,

How Open We've Been
With Each Other,

And It's Just That Now,
All Of A Sudden,

I Feel We Can't Talk.

I Mean, I'm Probably
Wrong, Anyway.

I Just Feel
That I Can't Ask

Because You Just You Keep
Pushing Me Away.

I Just Can't
Understand Why.

Well, You Are
Wrong, Mom.

I'm Not
Pushing You Away.

What Is It?

What Do You
Want To Ask?

You're Pregnant,
Aren't You?

Maddie, I've Known You
A Long Time.

I Have Spent
18 Very Happy Years

Looking At You
Every Day

And Studying You
And Watching You,

And I Know What It's
Like To Be Pregnant,

And For What
It's Worth...

I Think It's
Pretty Wonderful.

You Do?

I Am Pregnant.

I Can't Believe I'm
Going To Have A Baby.

A Baby.

Oh, Maddie.

Um, Does Dad Know?

Does He Suspect
Anything?

No, No. Not Yet,

But I Think We Should
Tell Him Soon,

But I'll Tell Him.

You Sure?
Because I Could--

No. I'll Wait
Till The Time Is Right.

In The Morning.
It's Time Enough.

You Leave Him To Me.

I'm Very Happy, Maddie.

Oh. Oh.

Mrs. Hayes: I Have To
Tell You Something.

Mr. Hayes:
Is Everything Ok?

[Voices Indistinct]

[Door Opens]

[Knock On Door]

Yes?

Daddy.

I Hope You're
Not Disappointed.

Oh, No.

Surprised, But Never
Disappointed.

I Would Love To Know
What Your Plan Is

For...All This.

Well...

Yes. I'll Need You To Cancel
Today's Meeting With Osborn.

Extend My Apologies

And Reschedule
At His Convenience.

Fine.

No, No. I Don't Think
I'll Make It In Today.

I'll Be Taking Care
Of Some Business

Outside The Office.

Oh, If Mrs. Hayes Calls,

Tell Her It May
Run Into A Late Night.

Right. I'll Check In
Later For Messages.

Bye.

Bye.

Agnes: I Don't Know
Why Your Checks Bounced.

Get Your Hands
Off My Chair!

I'm Sure This Is Only
A Clerical Error.

I Just Alphabetized That!

I Know We Can
Sort This Thing Out.

Not Mr. Coffee!

Someone Save Me
An Aspirin.

Where Is
Mr. Addison?

He's Been Gone
For Days!

Maybe He Ain't
Coming Back.

You...You Ingrates!

How Can You Even--

[Ring]

Blue Moon
Detective Agency.

Got A Problem?
Got A Worry?

Want Us To Help?
Better Hurry.

Don't Worry
About Scratching It.

Just Get It Out.

No! Not
Miss Hayes' Desk!

This Is The Soul
Of Blue Moon.

This Is Where Miss Hayes
Does All Her Work,

Has All Her Arguments!

Go Ahead. Take Away
All Our Furniture.

Take Away
Everything We Need

To Keep
This Business Going.

Either We Get Paid,
Or We Walk Out

That Door Now.

Right Now?

[Whip Cracks]

Nobody Walks Out
Of Here,

Not While I'm Acting
Blue Moon Supervisor.

Fine.

I'm An Unpopular Leader.
I Accept That.

Maybe I Should
Never Have Insisted

You Stand To Attention
When I Come Into The Room

Or That You Call Me
Mr. Viola

Or That You Take Turns
Simonizing My Car.

But Harsh Times
Call For Harsh Measures.

What We're Facing
Now, My Friends,

Is A Moment Of Truth.

Fateful Is The Dealer,
And Wants Us To Show Our Cards,

And You Greenhorns
Want To Fold

Before You've
Tossed In Your Ante.

Well, I Say Now,
My Friends.

Now Is The Time
To Look Inside Yourselves.

Deep Inside!

Into Your Hearts!

Into Your Guts!

Into Your Very Bowels!

Eww!
Eww!

Yes. It's Never Pretty Seeing
What You're Really Made Of,

But I Want You To Ask
Yourselves This Question--

What Do I Owe Blue Moon,
What Do I Oweand Miss Hayes

What Do I Owe
Mr. Addison?

Macgilicuddy:
What Do They Owe Us?

Macgilicuddy!

Macgilicuddy.

That's Right,
Mr. Viola.

I've Heard Enough
Of This Sentimental

Fish Larvae!

Next, You Know,
He's Gonna Be Asking Us

To Accept Company Scrip
Instead Of Pay.

I Can See
Through You, Viola.

I Can See Through You

Like Cellophane
On A Ham Sandwich,

And What I See
Ain't Kosher.

You're A Troublemaker,
Macgilicuddy!

I Should've Run You Over
When I Had A Chance!

Oh, Yeah?
Yeah.

Well, Maybe You
Should Have

Because I'm Not Gonna
Stand Here And Watch You

Swim To The Top
On The Sweat Of Our Brows.

We've Had Enough
Of Desk Inspections

And Spot Quizzes

And Egg Timers
In The Bathrooms.

Ok! Ok! Ok!

Ok! We Can Lose
The Desk Inspections.

Think That's
Going To Do It?

Compadres. People!

Do You Have Any Idea
What You're Doing?

Think Back.

Remember.

Your Boss, Our Beloved
Mr. Addison,

That Man...

That Man Gave Each
And Every One Of You

The Greatest Gift
One Human Being

Can Give To Another--

A Job With Absolutely
No Work Involved.

Well, That's All
Fine And Dandy,

But Now There's
No Pay Involved.

We See What You're
Trying To Do, Viola--

You're Trying To
Balance The Books

On The Back
Of The Blue Moon Workers.

Well, No Dice, Pal.

We Don't Want Jobs
With No Work And No Pay.

we Want It All.
We Want No Work And Pay.

no Work And Pay!

no Work And Pay!

Wait A Minute, People!
Now, Wait A Minute!

You Can't Listen
To This Man!

Do You Know
Who He Really Is?

Well, I Do!

Answer Me This,
Macgilicuddy--

Ever Heard
Of The Freedom

Of Information Act?

Do The Words
"Progressive

Labor Party"
Sound Familiar?

Hey...

Are You Now,
Or Have You Ever Been

A Member
Of The Communist Party?

no Work And Pay!

no Work And Pay!

no Work And Pay!

People, Don't
Listen To Him!

People!

You Can't Listen
To That Man.

He's Turning Everything
Upside-Down!

Can't You See?

All This Time,
No Call, No Card!

Why, He Could Have
Been Kidnapped

By A Fanatical Ex-Client
Bent On Revenge!

Or He Could Have Been
Shipwrecked

On The Shores Of
Some Uncharted Desert Isle!

no Work And Pay!

What About Blue Moon?!

no Work And Pay!

What About The Dream?

I'm Sorry, Agnes.

I Guess I Really
Let Everybody Down.

It's Not Your Fault.

It's Not
Anybody's Fault.

Ok.

Well...

Mr. Addison
Will Never Leave Me

As Acting Blue Moon
Supervisor Again,

Even If He Does Come Back.

David: Did I Hear
The "If" Word?

Mr. Addison!
Mr. Addison!

You're Here!
You're Here!

More Than I Can Say
For The Rest

Of Our Worldly Belongings.

Military Test, Right?

New Bomb
Wipes Out All The Furniture,

Nonspeaking Extras
Leave The Building Intact.

Boy Are We Ever Glad
To See You.

What Happened?

I Barely Even Know
Where To Begin.

You Got Lots
Of Calls.

Your Car's Fixed.
I Brought That Back Myself.

I Stocked
Your Refrigerator

With Chocolate Milk.

Sir, This Is
Partly My Fault.

I Had A Slight
Employee-Supervisor

Communication Breakdown...

Something's Wrong With
The Bank Account.

They Mutinied, Sir.

Your Checks Bounced.

I Was Responsible.
It Was My Fault.

I Was In Charge.

I Was Clearly Derelict
In My Duties.

The Paychecks, The Rent,
The Furniture Payments.

He Made The Deposit.

I Don't Know
What Happened.

Well, I'm Sure You Both
Did The Best You Could.

A Company This Size
Is Very Difficult To Run.

But I'm Back Now. We'll Get
To The Bottom Of This.

They Leave My Office Intact?

I Wouldn't
Let Them Touch It.

Attagirl.

Well, That's Where
I'll Begin My Investigation.

I'll Leave You Two
In Charge Of Cleanup.

Aye, Aye, Sir.

Oh, And, Sir?

Welcome Back.

As You Were.

Prison, Furniture...

Ay Ay Ay Ay Ay.

[Knock On Door]

Agnes: There's Someone
Here To See You.

A Client?

It's Mr. Hayes.

What?

Hello, There,
Young Fella.

Hope I Haven't Come
At A Bad Time.

No, Not A Bad Time
At All, Mr. Hayes.

No.

Mr. Hayes: My Flight
Had A Layover Here,

So I Figured I Couldn't
Jet Through Town

Without Stopping By
To Say Hello.

I Tried Calling
Before I Came Over,

But The Phone Went Dead.

Yeah. The Whole
Building's Out.

Must Be Mice
In The Attic.

I Can't Help Wondering,
Where's All Your Help?

No Phones To Answer.

Why Spend
All That Money On Ears?

Little Flight Insurance?

Little Early,
Thank You.

They Take
Their Desks Home?

No, No. Not At All.

Mr. Hayes,
Can I Confide In You,

Then Ask For A Little
Fatherly Advice?

Please Do.

It's A Surprise
For Maddie.

We're Thinking
Of Redecorating

The Entire Ponderosa
Out There.

Who Is?

Well, Not Me. Hechinger
Of Beverly Hills.

You've Seen Them
On "Nightline."

No. It's Past
My Bedtime.

Well, You've Heard The Story
Of The South Sea Islanders--

That Save Their Life,
They're Your Slave Forever.

Well, I Cracked A Case
For This Hotshot Designer.

Now He's Begging Me
To Put In 50 Grand Worth

Of Track Lighting,

Black Lacquered
Chinese Cabinets.

All For Free.
You Think Maddie

Would Go For That Look?

I Know You Think
I'm Just

A Bean Counter, Addison,
But I Warned You--

You Don't Pay The Bank,
You'll Pay The Piper.

Bert: I Couldn't
Keep Him Out, Sir.

Addison? Ha Ha Ha!

You Must Mean
Mr. Madison.

This Happens All The Time.
He's On The 24th Floor.

This Is
The 23rd Floor.

Mr. Hayes, Make Yourself
At Home.

I'll Be Right Back.

What An Honor, Sir,

To Meet The Loins

From Which
Maddie Hayes Sprung.

Relax, Leonard.
Your Commitment

To Blue Moon.
Is Deeply Appreciated.

Deeply Ignored
Is More Like It.

You Can't Expect Me To Put
The Company Finances In Order--

They Are In Order,
Leonard.

There's Just Been
A Small Hiccup

In The Cash Flow.

You Call It A Hiccup.
I Call It Bankruptcy.

It's Nothing
Of The Sort.

I Misplaced
A Bank Deposit.

I Was Out Of Town
For A Few Days.

I Was...Detained...

In Prison.

You're Won't Take This
Seriously, Will You?

Let Me Find This Check.

I'll Be Hunky,
You'll Be Dory.

Not That I'm Doubting
The Health

Of The Blue Moon
Financial Outlook,

But I Can Give You Protection
From Your Creditors.

We Could File Papers
In An Hour.

Of Course...

You Got To Settle Up
With Me First.

Like A Rat Jumping Off
A Burning Ship,

Huh, Leonard?

Much Obliged, Boys.

Man: Keep
That Elevator Open!

Salvation Army.

Love Those
New Uniforms, Fellas.

So What Do We Do Now,
Go Outside And Sit

On The Sidewalk?

I've Got A Better Idea.
How About Lunch?

Oh, Some Quite, Little
Place Where You And I

Can Sit And Talk, Huh?

You're A Mind Reader,
Mr. Hayes.

Mr. Viola, Car Keys.

She's Ready
To Take Off, Sir.

Mr. Hayes.

I'm Leaving You
In Charge, Herbert.

Of What?

Well--

This Is Maddie's
Favorite Restaurant.

Food's Average,
Price Is High,

The Decor Matches
Her Wardrobe.

Let Me Get To The Point.

I Am Not
In This Neighborhood

By Any Accident.

This Trip Had
A Specific Purpose.

I Came Out Here
To Talk To You.

I Think You Know Why.

You Need
A Detective?

You See,
My Problem Is...

My Daughter,
At The Age Of 36,

Has Decided To Leave Her
Business And Her House

And Move Back
Into Her Old Bedroom.

I Try To Talk To Her,
And All I Get Is A Smile,

And She Says,
"I'm All Right."

She Says She's Fine.

Last Night...
I Found Out

She Was Pregnant.

No Husband, No Plan.

Don't Get Me Wrong.

The Idea Of A Grandchild,
It's Wonderful.

The Baby Part Is Terrific.

I Appreciate
Your Concern.

I Don't Think You Do Because
You're Not A Father...Yet.

When You Bring Someone
In This World,

Something Remarkable
Happens.

Your Life's Priorities

Take A Backseat
To This Child,

Whether It's 6 Years Old
In Roller Skates

Or A Grown Woman
With A $50,000 Automobile.

I Don't Like Seeing
My Daughter Unhappy

And Confused...
And Scared...

And Miserable.

Not Because
She's Pregnant.

She's Always Loved Kids.

Um...

I Try To Help Her.
She Won't Let Me.

I Can't Talk To The Baby.

That Leaves The Father.

Would You Bring Me
A Bloody Mary, Please?

Thank You.

Well, What Are
Your Plans?

Plans?

For Maddie
And The Baby.

For Maddie
And The Baby?

Maddie And The Baby.

I Had The Feeling
If I Came Out Here

And I Looked You
Right In The Eye,

I'd Get
A Straight Answer.

I'm Looking You
Right In The Eye.

I Know.

I Don't Have An Answer,
Mr. Hayes.

Are You In Love
With My Daughter?

Yes. I Love Her
Very Much.

She's In Love With You.
What's The Problem?

You And Maddie Are Not
The First Couple

In History Of The Universe
That Got Caught Short.

It's A Little More
Complicated Than That.

It's Not. It's Simple.
It's Not Complicated.

It's A Question

Of Obligation
And Responsibility.

You, Young Man,
Have An Obligation

And A Responsibility.

Maybe I Do,
And Maybe I Don't.

Woman: David? Hi.

It's Nice
To See You Again.

Nice To See You.

Um, Alexander Hayes,
This Is, Uh...

Rita Corley.

Hello.

Still Friends?

Absolutely...
Absolutely.

Um...

Let's Talk, Um...
Next Weekish, Maybe.

Bye-Bye.

Landlady.

Where Were We?

I Think You Were
Just About To Tell Me

Why You Feel You Don't
Have An Obligation

To My Daughter And The Baby
She's Carrying.

Well, It's Not...

I Feel A Lot Of Things
For Your Daughter.

The Fact Is, Mr. Hayes,

I Didn't Leave Her.
She Left Me.

I Was On My Way
To Chicago.

I Had A Ticket,
I Had My Bags Packed.

I Get A Call From Her On
The Answering Machine,

Telling Me
She Loves Me

Because
I'm Not Showing Up.

So She Tells You What To Do,
You Do It--

No. That's Not It
At All.

I Think We Have To
Get It Straight.

Who's Running From Whom
And What?

As Long As We're Getting
Things Straight,

Let's Get This Straight.

Whether You Or Maddie
Know It Or Not,

I'm The Best Thing That
Ever Happened To Her.

You Did A Great Job.

You Taught Her
To Tie Her Shoelaces,

But I'm The One
That Taught Her

It's Ok To Run Barefoot
Once In A While.

Big Clambake For You.

Who Cares If You Run My
Daughter's Business

Into The Ground?

I'm Not Blind,
And I'm Not Stupid.

I Was Willing
To Accept All That,

But Not This--

Watching You Move On
To The Next Blonde,

Shirking Your Duties
As Far As My Daughter

And Her Child
Are Concerned.

I Wouldn't Have You
For A Son-In-Law If...

It's Bad Enough That
You're The Father

Of My Grandchild.

Maybe I'm Not The Father
Of Your Grandchild.

You'd Do Anything.

You'd Try Anything,
Wouldn't You?

If I Were
20 Years Younger,

I'd Knock You
On Your Ass.

[Door Closes]

Hi, Mr. Addison.

I Brought This From Home

In Case Somebody
Wanted To Sit...

Or Something.

Been A Real Barn-Burner
Of A Day Here...

Coming And Going.

Mostly Going.

Playing Grab Bag With
The Office Furniture.

I Could Understand
How You Might Feel

A Little Insecure.

Insecure?

Well, You Get
Used To Things

Being On
The Up-And-Up.

All Of A Sudden,

They're
Down And Out.

It Can Be
A Little Unsettling.

Yeah, A Little.

I Mean, Some People--

The Naysaying Critics
Of Our World--

Might Say That
We Were Washed Up...

Burnt Out...

Freeze-Dried.

They Might Say

That There Was No Way
We Could Turn This Around.

They Might...Say That.

Yes, They...
They Might Say That,

But Not Us

Because We Know
We Built This Once,

And We Can Build It
Again.

We Did Build It Once.

This Is Where
You're Supposed To Go,

"Rah, Rah, Rah,
Sis-Boom-Bah.

"Beep, Beep, Ungawah,

David's Got The Power."

Tell Me About
The Silver Lining,

Look On The Sunny Side.

We Can Turn This Around,
You Know.

Even Camelot
Didn't Last Forever.

It Was Only
181 Minutes.

et Tu, Dipesto?

et Me, Dipesto.

Come On!

What? The Girl With
The Rose-Colored

Gray Matter
Doesn't Believe

I Can Get Us Back
In The Ball Game?

What Are We Talking
About Here?

A File Cabinet Here,

A Worker Bee
Over There,

Another Dumb Blonde
In The Office?

Don't Do That!

Don't You Dare Talk About
Miss Hayes Like That!

She Wouldn't Have
Let This Happen!

I Used To Think You Were
The Greatest Boss

In The World,
But For Weeks Now,

You've Been Letting
Yourself Go To Hell,

And You've Been Taking
All The Rest Of Us With You!

So If You Think I'm
Gonna Stand Here

And Make You Feel Better

About Ruining
Everything We Had,

You're Wrong!

You Did This To Blue Moon!

I Need To Talk To You.

I've Been Running All
Over This Airport,

Every Gate,
To Every Flight To Chicago,

Over Chicago.

Mr. Hayes,
I Can't Let You Leave,

Not Thinking
What You're Thinking,

Feeling What
You're Feeling.

I Am Not A Bad Guy.

Mr. Hayes--

Would You Kindly
Tell Someone

From
Airport Security

That This Man Is
Harassing Me?

I Do Not Believe
In His Religion.

I Do Not Want To
Contribute.

I Am Not Harassing.
I Am Not Harassing.

I Am Talking!

This Has Nothing To
Do With Religion.

Hey, I'm Talking
To You!

How Can You Do This?
How Can You Not Listen?

How Can You
Not Want To Know?

This Man Doesn't
Have A Ticket.

Ticket, Please.

I Don't Need
A Ticket.

I'm Talking
To This Guy.

No One Beyond This Point
Without A Ticket.

Are There Flights
Available--

Are There Any Seats
Available

On This Flight?

Smoking Or Nonsmoking?

It Doesn't Matter.
Any Class. Classless.

I Just Got To Get On
This Plane.

How Much To Chicago?
386.

How Much To Denver?

Oh, About 200.

Denver.
Denver, Denver, Denver.

Ahem! Now That I Have
Your Attention.

Miss, I Don't Believe
This Gentleman Has A Ticket.

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa.
I've Got A Ticket.

I Have Got A Ticket.

I've Got A Ticket
Right Here,

And I Got Mileage Points

And I Got
Captain's Wings.

I Got A Ticket,
All Right?

Flight Attendant: We're
About To Take Off, Sir.

You'll Have To Take Your
Seat Immediately.

the Captain Has Turned Off
The Fasten Seat Belts Sign.

keep Your Seat Belts Fastened
While In Your Seats.

Mr. Hayes.

I Have Nothing Further
To Say To You.

I Don't Want You
To Say Anything.

I Want You To
Listen To Me.

Listen To What, You Sling
More Mud At My Daughter?

No. Something You Seem
To Not Want To Hear--

My Side Of It.

Thank You, But I've
Heard Enough Of Your Side.

Now, There It Is.

Knew It Was Coming.

The Old Hayes Backside,

Answer To Any
And All Problems.

You Know What Your
Problem Is, Mr. Hayes?

You're Afraid There Is
Another Side To All This,

And You're Not Man
Enough To Hear It.

Ok. I'm Listening.

I'm Sorry
About This Afternoon,

About What I Said

And About The Way
I Said It.

Believe It Or Not,
Out Of This Whole Mess,

We Got A Dead Heat
Between Things

That I Did Right
And Things That I Did Wrong.

Do You Have Any Idea
How I Feel

About Your Daughter?

Do You?

I Work With Her There
In The Same Office Every Day.

Every Day, I See
Another Guy Come In

And Tell Me His Wife
Packed The Car,

Left Him Forever,
And He Wants Us

To Get The Car Back.

Then I Look Over At Her.

There She Is
Just Sitting There.

4 Billion People
In The World,

Half Of Them
Built For Comfort,

And I Got To Pick This One
To Want To Grow Old With,

But That's Not
Good Enough For Maddie.

She Needs Time.
I Got To Wait For This One.

And Maybe You're Right.
Maybe She's Right.

Maybe I Am Wrong,
But I Don't Think So.

I Have Had Do Chop Myself Up
Into Little Pieces--

My Pride,
My Personality--

Everything That I Am
Into Little Squares

For This Woman.

I Tried To Wear
The White Hat.

I Go Over To Her House
One Night,

Heart On My Sleeve,
Cards On The Table,

I'm Gonna Tell Her
I Love Her,

I Want To Marry Her,
I Want To Promise Her The Moon,

And--Excuse Me--There Is
Another Man There.

That's Right.
There's Another Man There.

It's Ok.
This Is The Eighties.

So I Waited.
I Waited For Her

To Make Up Her Mind
Whether She Wants Him

Or She Wants Me,
And She Finally Does,

Or So I Thought.

We Spend
A Great Month Together.

I Wake Up One Morning,
And She Is Gone.

Boom! Out. Just Like That.

Next Thing I Hear, She's
At Your House In Chicago.

The Next News Bulletin I Hear
Is That She's Pregnant

With A Baby That May
Or May Not Be Mine.

Ok, She's Confused.
She Wants To Go Away.

She Doesn't Know Who
The Father Is.

I Understand That,
But She Wasn't

Even Gonna Tell Me.

So What Do I Do?
What Do I Do?

I Get On My Horse.
Sound The Bugle

And Go Fight The Fight?
No, I Go Home And I Wait
Because She Tells Me To

I Wait, And I Wait,
And I Wait!

And You Know Why?
Because I Love Her.

Because I Am Crazy
About Her!

Marry Her?
Hell, Yes, I'd Marry Her.

I Asked. She Said No.

So Don't Come Around Here
Making Me The Villain.

Don't Blame This On Me.

Marry Her?
Do I Love Her?

Mr. Hayes, I Would Give Up
My Life For Her.

It's Over, All This.

All This Craziness,
This Whole Attitude.

It's All Done.

I Didn't Come Here
To Tell You

That Your Daughter Is
A Bad Guy...

But I'm Not A Bad Guy,
Either.

You Said To Me Today
I Was Giving Up

On Maddie And The Baby.

No, I Wasn't.
I Wasn't Giving Up On Them,

I Was Giving Up
On Myself.

Well, That's Done.

That Is Over.

If This Thing's
Going To Work...

This Whole Relationship,

This Whole Thing
With Me And Her,

The Baby, All Of It,

If It's Gonna Work,

She's Got To Come
Talk To Me Now.

Thank You For Listening.

Man: The Trick Here Is
Not To Think Of Yourself

As Eating For Two
But For A Very Healthy One,

And Apart From That,
Everything

Is As It Should Be.

Well, That's Good.

Your Discomfort,
The Fatigue,

The Morning Sickness,
That's All Gonna Subside.

Well, That's Good.

I'll Need To Start Seeing
You About Every Three Weeks.

And That's It.

That's It?

Yeah, That's It.

Oh, One Other
Little Thing.

Have You Given
Any Thought

To How Do You Want
To Have The Baby?

Excuse Me?

Most Births These Days,

Apart From The Ones That Have
To Be Delivered Caesarean,

Are Usually Approached

Using One Of Several
Different Forms

Of Natural Childbirth.

There Are A Number
Of Different Techniques--

Lamaze...

Bradley...

What Normally Happens
Is That You And Your--

Well, Whoever It Is
That You Want To Go

Through Process This With--

Well, There Are Books
The Two Of You

Should Be Reading,
And As You Enter,

The Last Trimester,
Classes And Whatnot.

What Ever Happened
To The Old-Fashioned Way?

The Women
In The Delivery Room,

And Men In The Waiting Room?

Time Marches On,
But It's Something

You're Gonna
Want To Think About

And Something You're
Probably Gonna Want

To Read Up On.

See You In Three Weeks.

Three Weeks.

Thank You.

Bye-Bye.

You Ok?

There's A Lot To This,
Isn't There?

Yes...And No.

I Know It's
A Ways Off,

And I Know You
Haven't Made Up

Your Mind About
A Lot Of Things,

But In Case
You're Worried,

It's No Bother
At All For You To

Stay With Us
And Have The Baby Here.

I Wouldn't Do That
To You And Dad.

I Couldn't.

No. You Can,
And You Should

If That's
What's Best.

I Don't Know
What's Best.

Well, You Can't Do
It All By Yourself.

I Mean, You Can,
But It Helps

If You Have Someone
You Can Count On.

Yeah. Right.

I Really Messed
Things Up, Didn't I?

No, You Didn't.

Yes, I Did.

And, Mom...

I'm Not Even Sure
Who The Father Is.

Oh, Really?

Well, I Mean Do Know.

It's One Of
Two People, Actually.

Kind Of An Either/or
Proposition.

Uh-Huh.

The Worst Part
Of It Is,

I Have No Idea
How To Resolve It,

And, Uh,
I'm Kind Of Not Sure

If I Want
To Resolve It.

Maddie, Maybe This
Is None Of My Business,

But Is The "Either"
Or The "Or"

In All This...

David?

Mm-Hmm.

Well...

Just Know I'm Here.

I Know.

Think You Could You
Use One Of These?

I Know I Could.

I Guess I Was Wrong.
I'm Sorry.

So What Are You
Going To Do?

What Do You Mean,
What Am I Gonna Do?

I Just Told You What
I Was Gonna Do.

Nothing. I'm Done.
I've Had It.

I've Had It.

What About The Baby?

Have You Thought
About Going To Maddie

And Telling Her,
Taking Her?

Every Minute
Of Every Day.

And?

Yeah. Yeah, You're Right.

It's Driving Me Nuts.

You Know Anything
About Having Babies?

It's No Day At The Beach.

It Takes Two
To Make Them,

To Have Them,
To Raise Them.

What Is The Point?

Maybe It's A Blessing
In Disguise.

I've Never
Told Anyone This.

There Have Been Days...

When I've Wanted
To Slip Out The Back Door

And Put An End It,

And I Think If You Got
A Few Drinks In Virginia,

She Would Admit
To The Same Thing.

It's One
Of The Hardest Things

In The World.

I Don't Care How Much
You Prepare,

How Much You Read...
It's Hard.

You're Probably
Better Off.

It's Great,
But It's Not All--

It's Not All Playing Ball
In The Backyard,

Taking Pictures
Of The Birthday Party.

And Sleep? Ooh!

For The First Five Years,
You Don't Sleep.

Then All Of A Sudden,
She's 13...

And You Don't Sleep
For Another 10 Years.

She's Out Every Night.

You Don't Know Where
Or With Whom.

And Then One Day...

She Leaves,

And You Think
It's All Over,

And You're Happy...

And A Little Sad.

I'll Tell You Something,
It's Never Over.

Parent Is
A Lifetime Job.

I Know. I've Got
A 36-Year-Old Child

Living In My House.

What Is The Point
Of This

Little Lecture,
Mr. Hayes?

I'm Just Telling You
What I See.

I Mean, You're Right.
She's Tough.

If You Came To Her
And Said, "I've Had It.

That's Enough.
You're Coming With Me,"

She Wouldn't Do It.

Take My Word.
Trust Me.

I've Lived With Her
36 Years.

Or If She
Came Back To You,

What Would She Be
Coming Back To?

You've Run The Business
Into The Ground,

And It's Not As If
You Know A Lot

About Being A Husband.

Forget Husband.
Mate. Father.

She Could Do Worse.

Oh, Yeah,
Of Course She Could.

But If She Were To
Ask Me Or--

Never Mind Ask--

If I Were To Mention That
I Was In L.A. On Business

And Bumped Into You,
I Couldn't Exactly Say,

"He's Got The Business
Running Like A Top,"

Or, "Hey. He Mentioned
He's Seeing Doctors,

Going To Classes,
Getting Ready For This Baby."

Well, I Suppose I Could...

If You Were Still
In Love With Her

Or If It Mattered.

But You Said
It Didn't Matter,

And So It's Academic,
Right?

Right.

Looks Like They're Getting
Ready For The Movie.

I Better Get Back
To My Seat.

ladies And Gentlemen, We're
Beginning Our Final Approach

to Stapleton Airport,
Denver.

those Going On To Chicago,
Remain On The Plane...

This Is Where
I Get Off...

And Turn Around.

Look At It
From The Bright Side.

You Don't Have To
Reset Your Watch.

When You Get Back
To L.A.,

You're Gonna Need
Some Help

Putting The Business
Back On Its Feet.

I Hope That's Enough.
That Is,

If It It Holds Any
Interest For You.

I'm A Man
Of Many Interests.

Thank You.

You'll Get
Your Money Back.

I Know That.

Mr. Hayes, Can I Ask
You A Question?

If She Steps Out
Of Her Room,

Pulls Up A Chair,
And Sits Down

And Asks You...

I'll Have
A Good Answer....

A Very Good Answer.

Good Luck.

It's Been Nice
Traveling With You.

Long Day At Work?

Yeah. Yeah.

Everything All Right?

Yeah. We'll
Talk About It

In The Morning.

Good Night, Dear.

Good Night.

[Door Opens]

Macgilicuddy...

And The Rest
Of You Wobblies,

Blue Moon Has
Heard Your Grievances.

Management Realizes
The Sacrifice You've Made--

Not Being Paid

For The Long Hours
Of Thumb-Twiddling

You've All Contributed.

I Realize
I Probably Have No Right

To Ask For Loyalty In The Wake

Of All The Hardships
You've Endured,

But I Will.

I'm The Am Chief Cuckoo
In This Nest.

I Had No Right To Drag You

Through The Guano
My Life Has Been Lately.

I'm Sorry.

I Hold In My Hand
The Payroll,

And Now That The Bank Balance
Is Bulging Once More,

Those Long-Distance Phone Lines
Will Be Open

For Lots Of Free
Family Chats.

So What Do You Say, Kids?

Anybody Got A Better Place
To Waste Time?

Not Really.
No.

Not Me.

Mr. Addison, Sir,

I Think We Are All
Willing To Give It A Try.

Macgilicuddy,
You're A Visionary.

Mr. Viola.

The Whip Goes Back
To Abercrombie & Fitch.

Done, Sir.

I Want You Two Boys
To Bury The Hatchet.

As You Were, Men.

Miss Dipesto.

Aw.
Aw.

Make Sure Everybody
Gets Paid In Full...

In Cash...

$25 Bonus.

All Right.
All Right.

So...

From Now On,
One Simple Motto

Will Be The Order
Of The Day Here At Blue Moon--

"No Work And Pay."

Sing It With Me, Kids.

no Work And Pay.

no Work And Pay.

no Work And Pay.

no Work And Pay.

no Work And Pay.

no Work And Pay.

no Work And Pay.

Yay!
Yay!

Agnes: Mr. Addison,

What I Said Yesterday
About Camelot--

Hey...

Camelot
Was A Fairy Tale.

It Had To End.

This Place
Doesn't Have To,

Not If We Don't
Want It To.

I Don't Want It To,
Mr. Addison.

Me, Neither.

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