Moonlighting (1985–1989): Season 4, Episode 6 - Cool Hand Dave: Part 2 - full transcript

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♪ So Come Walk The Night ♪

♪ Come Fly By Day ♪

♪ Something Is Sweeter ♪

♪ 'cause We Met
Along The Way ♪

♪ We'll Walk By Night ♪

♪ We'll Fly By Day ♪

♪ Moonlighting Strangers ♪

♪ Who Just Met On The Way ♪

♪ Who Just Met On The Way ♪

♪ Who Just Met On The Way ♪



You Were
Going To Tell Me, Weren't You?

I Mean, That You're, Um...

That You're Pregnant.

I'm Really
Not Ready To Have
This Conversation.

She's Having A Baby,
Very Possibly Mine.

I Can't Even
Get A Flight Out
Of This Damn Place

So I Can
Go Throw Pebbles
At Her Window.

Hey, What The...

You Want To Trade Places?
You Got It.

What Are You Doing?

My Job, Taking You
Back To Prison.

Prison?

Move It!

Let's Go! Move It!



On The Yellow Line!
Move It! Move It!

Home, Sweet Home.

Huntley...Mad Dog Huntley
In Our Prison.

Is It True
You Played Tetherball With
That Parole Officer's Head?

So You Can Do To Him
What You Did To That
Busload Of Golf Pros?

I Don't Care
What You Did To Those
13 Baby-Sitters.

I Came Here To See The Kid.

I Want To Let Him Know
That He's Got A Father.

"You're Not His Father.

You're Just Some Mistake
I Made A Long Time Ago."

I Got A Right, Maddie.

"He Doesn't Even Know You."

"I Never Told Him
About You."

You Never Told Him
About Me?

"What Was I
Supposed To Say, David?

You Just Disappeared."

"Where Were You, David?

"Where Were You, David?

"Where Were You, David?

"Where Were You, David?

Where Were You, David?"

Speak To Us,
O David Addison.

Send Us
A Vibration,
A Sign.

Let Us Know
Where You Are.

I See Many Images...

Many Shadows.

Where Are The Shadows?

Shh. The Shadows
Must Have Quiet.

It Is Very Dark...

Gloomy...

It Is Very Difficult
To See.

Anything You
Can Tell Us?

Jobs Are At Stake Here.

The Shadows
Are Retreating.
They Are Fading.

Don't Let Them Go!

All I See
For Certain Are Bars.

Bars! Of Course.

I Said It All Along.

Did I Not Promise You

That Hollow-Leg Addison
Was Sleeping It Off

In A Sawdust Blanket
On Some Tavern Floor?

We Don't Know That To Be
Absolute Gospel, Sir, Do We.
I Mean, After--

The Crystal
Of Malthusa Never Lies.

Ahmenhotep
And Julius Caesar,

They Both Foresaw
Their Untimely Deaths

Thousands Of Years Ago

In This Very Oracle...

And So Did
Max Headroom.

Listen To Her.

This Is Addison
We're Talking About.

When Was
The Last Time You
Watched The Show?

The Last Time
There Was A New
Episode.

[Chuckling]

Validate
Madame Palmer's Parking.

It's Kamikaze Time.

It's Kamikaze Time.

Trust Me, Maddie.
This Case Could Be
The Key To Our Future.

...Our Empire.
Think Of Ford...

Think
Of Rockefeller.

You Think Mr. Kleenex

Just Stood Around
Waiting To Ask Him
For A Tissue?

Heck, No. He Looked
At His Sleeve, And He Thought,

"I Have A Better Idea!"

Is There Another Direction
You Want Me To Take This In?

♪ There She Was
Just A-Walkin' Down The Street ♪

♪ Singin' Woo-Do-Diddy-
Dum-Diddy-Da ♪

♪ Snappin' Her Fingers
And Shufflin' Her Feet ♪

♪ Singin' Doo-Wa-Diddy-
Diddy-Dum-Diddy-Doo ♪

♪ Looked Good,
Looked Good ♪

It Makes You Crazy To Think
The Whole World's Out There
Boinking Out Their--

Boinking Their--It--It--

It Makes You Crazy
To Think The Whole World

Is Out There Boinking
Their Brains Out,
Doesn't It, Maddie?

Boink.
Boink.

Boinkidy Boink.
Boinkidy Boinkidy.

Boinkidy Boinkidy Boink.

Well...
Did I Get The Part?

We'll Be In Touch
With Your Agent.

See You In Wardrobe.

I Nailed It.

Maddie.
Maddie.

Do Bees Be?
Do Bears Bare?

[Playing Trumpet]

♪ All Around
The Limbo World ♪

♪ Gonna Do
The Limbo Rock ♪

♪ All Around
The Limbo Clock ♪

♪ Jack, Be Nimble,
Jack, Be Quick ♪

♪ Jack, Go Under
Limbo Stick ♪

I Beg You, Sir,

Which Way
Is It To Thy
Casting Coucheth?

♪ Hey, Let's Do
The Limbo Rock ♪

Thanks!
Nuk! Nuk! Nuk! Nuk! Nuk!

We've Got To Find
David Addison.

Where The Hell
Is He?

♪ What's Your Name? ♪

♪ What's Your Name? ♪

♪ Is It Mary Or Sue? ♪

♪ What's Your Name? ♪

♪ What's Your Name? ♪

♪ Do I Stand
A Chance With You ♪

♪ It's So Hard
To Find A Personality ♪

♪ With Charms Like Yours ♪

♪ For Me, Ooo-Weee ♪

♪ Ooo-Weee ♪
♪ Ooo-Weee ♪

♪ Ooo-Weee ♪
♪ Ooo-Weee ♪

Where Did You Learn
To Sing Like That, Cuz?

27th And Girard.

Philadelphia?

Yeah.

I Grew Up Down
At 4th And Bainbridge.

Hey, So You
A Philly Boy, Too, Huh?

What Do You Say
We Walk Out This Door

And Go Get A Couple
Cheese Steaks With Onions?

The Door's
Never Going To Open

As Long As You
Keep Starting
Food Fights.

That Ain't Food, Man.

That's What
Food Becomes.

Best We Got.

Schenk Skims All
The Decent Stuff

And Sells It Back
To The Wholesaler.

And The Cons Let One
Of The Bulls Take Food
Out Of Their Mouth?

Let's Just Say Derek
Makes Sure The Cons
Don't Get Too Feisty.

What About The Warden?

Warden? Warden
Isn't Exactly
What You'd Call

A Hands-On
Kind Of Guy.

He Don't Even Attend
The Executions.

Mmm...
Write Your Congressman.

Which Would You
Rather Do--

See Your Old Lady
On Visiting Day

Or Have Make-Believe
Conversations
With Her Instead?

You Mind Your Business,
Philly Boy.

You Mind Your Business.

Let's Go, Honey.

Rise And Shine.

Stone Walls
Do Not A Prison Make,

Nor Iron Bars A Cage.

This Place
Does Pretty Well.

See You Later,
Philly Boy.

See You
In Chemistry Class, Home.

How Long I
Been In Here, Anyway?

I Don't Know.

A Couple
Of Hours, Maybe.

All Right,
Let's Move It!

Not Later!
I Mean Now!

Let's Get A Couple
More Of You Boys Out
Here In This Ditch!

You're Gonna
Be In Great Shape When You
Get Out Of Here, Huntley.

I'd Rather Have Gone
To A Spa.

You Wanna Wipe
The Sweat Off, Punk,
You Ask Me First!

Yes, Sir...

Grogan's At The Top
Of My List.

I Spend All Day Dreaming
About What I'll Do To Him
When I Get Out Of Here.

I'm Driving Down The Street,

And There's Grogan
Stepping Off The Curb.

So I Line Him Up
With My Hood Ornament,

And Pow!

He Goes Flying...

Just Like Superman.

All That Hostility's
Bad For Your Karma.

Me...
I Think About My Woman.

You Got A Girl,
Huntley?

Yeah...

Yeah, I Got A Girl.

How'd You Meet Her?

A Long Story.

So? I Ain't
Going Anywhere
For Another 99 Years.

The Day She
Walked Into My Office,

I Thought Destiny
Was Giving Me A Massage.

So...I Go Up
And Ring The Doorbell,

And Bonehead Sam
Answers, Right?

So You Cut Him
Into Little Pieces, Right?

I Left My Machete
In The Car.

So We Just Started Dancing,

Right There
In The Laundromat.

It Was The Last Time
I Ever Saw Her.

That's
The Saddest Story
I Ever Heard.

Wait A Sec. You Mean,
Maddie Might Be Having Your Kid,

And You Ain't Even Related?

Know How It Is, Tower.
Neither Of Us Was Ready
To Make A Commitment.

Hey, Hey, You Got To Ask
Maddie To Marry You.

[Whistle Blows]

Out Of The Trench!

Five Minutes!
Grab Some Water!

Yeah, Baby,
You Just Can't Abandon
A Poor Helpless Woman.

Believe Me,
She Ain't Poor,
She Ain't Helpless.

I Thought You Were
A Right Guy, Huntley.

But I'm Ashamed To Be
In The Same Chain Gang With You.

Oh, Yeah?

Well, If You Guys Are
Such A Panel Of Experts,

When's The Last Time
Any Of You Spoke To A Dame?

Well, There's
A Guy In "D" Block
Who Washes Everyone's Socks.

True. We Are
Heinous Felons.

Not A One Of Us Is Nice.

But You'd Do Well To Harken
To Our Sage Advice.

Forget Sam...
Your Wounded Ego...

The Rest Of That Baloney.

There's A Woman
And A Baby.

Say Yes To Matrimony.

♪ Unh! ♪

♪ This Wench So Fair
Whom He Calls Maddie ♪

♪ Is The Blond And Buxom
Owner Of The Agency ♪

♪ The Epitome Of Virtue,
A Lady Of Rare Grace ♪

♪ And This Knave Is Always
Craning For A Glimpse Of Lace ♪

♪ This Knave
Is Always Craning
For A Glimpse Of Lace ♪

♪ He Begged And Pleaded
For Her Sugar And Spice ♪

♪ But She Blunted His Desire
With A Glare Of Ice ♪

♪ He Begged And Pleaded
For Her Sugar And Spice ♪

♪ But She
Blunted His Desire
With A Glare Of Ice ♪

Oow!

♪ Hearing Sly Innuendo
And Allusion To His Bed ♪

♪ She Looked Bemused And Told
Him That He Oughta Drop Dead ♪

♪ But He Pressed His Case
So Diligently ♪

♪ That He And Maddie
Now Enjoy A Pregnancy ♪

♪ He And Maddie
Now Enjoy A Pregnancy ♪

♪ A Blessed Event Save
For One Niggling Bother ♪

♪ The Guy's Not Certain
He's The Baby's Father ♪

♪ A Blessed Event
Save For One
Niggling Bother ♪

♪ The Guy's
Not Certain He's
The Baby's Father ♪

♪ Seems Maddie Took A Tumble
With An Astronaut ♪

♪ Now Our Jailhouse Brother
Here Is Overwrought ♪

♪ But A Man Worth His Salt,
A Man Of Any Mettle ♪

♪ Would Rescue His Fair Lady
From This Awful Fettle ♪

♪ Would Rescue
His Fair Lady From
This Awful Fettle ♪

♪ Though She's Fled
To Chicago ♪

♪ The Relationship
A Mess ♪

♪ You, Sir, Hold The Key
To Her Happiness ♪

♪ Though She's
Fled To Chicago,
The Relationship A Mess ♪

♪ You, Sir, Hold The Key
To Her Happiness ♪

♪ Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha,
Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha ♪

♪ Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha-Ha
Happiness ♪

Yeah!

♪ You'll Be Happy
As A Psycho On A Killing Spree ♪

♪ Once She's An Honest Woman
And You're On Bended Knee ♪

♪ Call Collect Chicago,
Area 3-1-2 ♪

♪ And Don't You
Dare Hang Up Until
She Says, "I Do" ♪

♪ Call Collect Chicago,
Area 3-1-2 ♪

♪ And Don't You Dare Hang Up
Until She Says, "I Do" ♪

♪ Call Collect Chicago,
Area 3-1-2 ♪

♪ And Don't You Dare Hang Up
Until She Says, "I Do" ♪

♪ Call Collect Chicago,
Area 3-1-2 ♪

♪ And Don't You Dare Hang Up
Until She Says, "I Do" ♪

♪ Call Collect Chicago,
Area 3-1-2 ♪

♪ And Don't You Dare Hang Up
Until She Says, "I Do" ♪

♪ Call Collect Chicago,
Area 3-1-2 ♪

♪ And Don't You Dare Hang Up
Until She Says, "I Do" ♪

♪ Call Collect Chicago,
Area 3-1-2 ♪

♪ And Don't You Dare Hang Up
Until She Says, "I Do" ♪

♪ Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh ♪

♪ Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh ♪

♪ Oh ♪
♪ Oh ♪

♪ And You Know
What To Do ♪

♪ Yea-Ah-Ah ♪

♪ Yea-Ah ♪

All Right, Let's Go.

Shake A Leg.

This Is It, Boys.
You Might As Well Face It.

This Is Prison Life.
Get Sweating.

Macgillicuddy,
Would You Mind Stepping
Into My Office For A Moment.

While I'm Still
In My 30s.

I Don't Recall Today
Being A Holiday.

Macgillicuddy, You Were
Out Of The Office

For Nearly 12 Minutes.

Is It A Felony
To Go To The Men's Room?

Without A Hall Pass?

With Reading Material
Of A Personal Nature?

What I Do
In The Bathroom
Is My Business.

And When One Of My Employees
Wastes Nearly 1/5 Of An Hour
Of Valuable Company Time

For A Simple
Bodily Function--

I'm Not
One Of Your Employees.

I Work For Ms. Hayes
And Mr. Addison.

The Latter Appointed Me
Acting Supervisor Of This Agency
During His Absence.

Look, Not Only Am I
Sick To Death Of You

and This Il Duce Routine
Of Yours,

But This Entire Office

Would Like To See You
Hung By Your Tonsils.

Naked. In A Cave
Full Of Rabid Bats.

I Wasn't Asked To Run
A Popularity Contest
Here Macgillicuddy.

I Was Asked
To Run A Business.

See That Jungle
Of Skyscrapers Out There?

Built By
Industrious Men...

Ambitious Men.

Men...

Rather Like Myself.

Now, I Know That
My Appointment To This Post

Has Ruffled
A Few Feathers,

But I Would Like
To Think That That's
An Affirmation

Of The Qualities In Me That
You Would Do Well To Emulate.

Fearlessness,
Resourcefulness,

A Keen Ability To Deal
In The Abstract,

An Unwavering
Moral Compass, And Yet,

A Heart As Big
As All Outdoors.

Hey! Come Back Here!

I'm Not Done
With You Yet!

Herbert.
Get Out Of
My Way, Agnes.

We Have To Talk.

Not Now. You Just
Kissed Off Free Dental!

Will You
Shut Up, Herbert,
And Listen To Me?

Wonder If We're Gonna
Have To Give That Canker Sore
Macgillicuddy Severance Pay.

What's Happening
To You?

Mr. Addison's
Missing, Vanished,
Whereabouts Unknown,

And All You Can Do
Is Think About
Playing Hall Monitor?

Hall Monitor?

Have You Any Conception
Of The Awesome Responsibility

Placed On These Shoulders?

No. How Could You?

To Borrow The Words
Of A Great General,

"I Am In Control Here."

Fine. While You're
In Control Here,

I'm Going Out There
And Hiring
A Detective

To Find Mr. Addison.

I'm Sure Lou Lasalle
Can Handle The Job.

Lou Lasalle,
The Competition?

Brand "X"?

You Wouldn't Dare.

Watch Me.

Agnes, Agnes.

The Kentucky Colonel
Doesn't Chow Down
On Mcnuggets.

Mr. Coors
Doesn't Guzzle Bud
At Halftime.

And Blue Moon Does
Not Need The Services
Of Lou Lasalle.

People Just Don't Vanish
Into Thin Air.

Not Even Mr. Addison.

Look, Agnes, I Am Sure
His Disappearance

Must Have Some
Logical Explanation.

And Do You Care
What It Is?

No. Because
You're Too Busy
Being A Big Shot.

I Thought You
Of All People

Would Be A Little
More Concerned
About Mr. Addison--

The Man Who Made You
What You Are--

Your Mentor,
Your Friend.

Mr. Addison...

My Friend.

What If Something
Has Happened To Him?

What If He's Hurt?

Oh, My God, Agnes,
This Is Awful.

I Mean, Blue Moon Would
Fall Apart Without Him.

And What About Us?
What's To Become Of Us?

Agnes, We've Got To Do
Something About This.

Bert, You Gotta
Get Ahold Of Yourself.

We've Got To Find Him!

We Will Find Him.
You Think So?

Yeah. Let's Start
With His Apartment.

Maybe We'll Turn Up
Something There.

[Whistles Moonlighting
Theme]

Steckler.

Where Is It?

Where's The Escape Tunnel?
I Know It's Here Somewhere.

What Are You
Talking About?

The Escape Tunnel.
The Escape Tunnel.

escape From Alcatraz.
The Great Escape.
Hogan's Heroes.

They All Got
Escape Tunnels.

Easy, Mad Dog.
Calm Down.

Don't Make Me
Get Rough With You, Arnie.

Don't Make Me
Play Croquet.

It's Over There.

It's Over There
Underneath The Table.

Thanks, Arnie.

You Better Not Blow This
For Me, Huntley.

I've Been Chipping Away
At That Mortar

Every Night For
The Past Three Years.

Chip, Chip, Chip...

Teaspoon By Teaspoon.

Every Day
Walking Around

With Little Bits Of
Concrete In My Socks.

But I Still Ain't Been
Able To Figure Out

How To
Get Over That Wall.

I Ain't Going Over The Wall.
I Gotta Get To A Phone.

A Phone?

Yeah, A Phone.

This Woman I Gotta Call.
Where Is There A Phone?

How Are You Gonna
Dodge The Bulls,
The Guns, The Dogs?

Schenk's Out There

Just Praying That
You'd Do Something
Stupid Like This.

Not To Mention
What He Does To Me
If They Nab You.

Arnie, Why Do They
Put People In Prison?

Well, See, When You Work
For The Government
Like I Did--

To Punish People, Arnie.
To Punish People.

To Take Away
The Things In Life
That Are Good--

That Wedge Of Lime
In A Cold Bottle
Of Mexican Beer,

That First Whiff Of Coconut Oil
When A Beautiful Babe
Walks Down The Beach.

Prison Takes
All That Away, Arnie.

And Maybe It's Not
Such A Bad Thing

Because You Know What
I Learned In This Dump?

I Learned What
Most People Don't Learn.

I Learned What
Is Essential In Life.

And, Arnie,
This Woman Is Essential.

There's A Phone
In The Guards' Office
By The Machine Shop.

Follow The Shaft, And
You're Up On The Roof.

Down The Drainpipe,
And You're In.

Huntley, What Happens
If You Don't Get Back?

Sprinkle My Ashes
Over Derek's Shoes.

[Rumbling]

Whoa!

This Is Better
Than Space Mountain.

[Barks]

[Whines]

Whoa!

Yeah, Maddie,
Get A Judge Pronto.
He Could Spring Me From Jail

And Marry Us
In One Fell Swoop.

Oh, Hi, Mrs. Hayes.

Naw, Just Talking
To One Of The Kids
Here In The Office.

Listen, Maddie
Wouldn't Happen To Be There
By Any Chance, Would She?

Asleep?

Uh...Yeah, Well,
It's Kind Of Important.

Think You Could Get Her?

[Door Opens]

Whoops. Listen, A Client
Just Walked In.

Listen, Tell Her I'll Get Back
To Her In About 5 Minutes.

Tell Her To Wait
By The Phone, Ok?

My Boys Make
The Best Plates
In The Business.

These Prefixes
Don't Exist.

Slap These
On A Hot Vehicle,

There's No Way
The Cops Could
Trace The Car.

Beautiful. I'll Take
All You Got.

Give Me A Hand.

This Old Baby
Is Going To Buy Me
A Sailboat.

Say Bye-Bye.

Maddie: Hello.

Hello?

Hello? Hello?
Anybody There?

Maddie!

I Guess You're Gonna Throw Me
Back In The Hole?

Can I Take
Accordion Lessons
This Time?

No. I Got
A Better Idea.

We're Going To Go
For A Drive.

You're Gonna Escape.
Then I'm Gonna
Shoot You. Bang.

You Really Know
How To Plan A Date.

You Got Me All Wrong,
Copper.

I'm A Big Fan
Of Free Enterprise.

That Phony License Plate Scam,
I Think It's A Good Idea.

I Think You're Dead.

Oh! Oh, My Gosh!
I Must Have Stumbled!

[Siren]

You Can't Make Me Stay!
You Gotta Let Me
Out Of Here!

Me And The Boys'll
Deal With Him.

Looks Like You've
Just Landed Yourself
In The Hole, Huntley.

Go Easy On Me This Time!

Where Can I Send You Boys
A Case Of Champagne?

Bert: I Am Synchronizing
The Tumblers.

I'm About To Engage
The Latch Retractor.

Herbert, I Don't Mean
To Rush You,

But You've Been At This
For Nearly Half An Hour.

Wouldn't It Be Easier To
Come Back In The Morning

And Ask The Manager
To Let Us In?

You Were The One
Who Was In Such A Tizzy
About Finding Mr. Addison.

I'm Still
In A Such A Tizzy--

A Long, Lazy,
Drawn-Out, Boring Tizzy

That's About
To Turn Into A Coma.

May I Help You?

Who Are You?

Someone Who Doesn't
Take Kindly

To Strangers Breaking In
To His Apartment.

This Isn't Your Apartment.

David Addison Lives Here.

Indeed He Does.

Scott Addison,
David's Cousin.

I'm Housesitting
While He's Out Of Town.

Herbert Viola.
Agnes Dipesto.

We're Business Associates
Of Your Cousin.

Ah, Detectives.

David Said You
Might Be Dropping By
To Check Up On Things.

Come On In.

Bottle Of Vodka,

Some Olives,

And Some
Peanut Butter.

Well, There's
A Bachelor For You.

The Problem Is,
Mr. Addison,

The Other Mr. Addison
Never Arrived
In Chicago.

Miss Dipesto,
Stop Worrying About Him.

Our Davie Boy Can
Take Care Of Himself.

Agnes, The Boss Didn't
Get To Where He Is Today

Taking Candy
From Strangers.

Did He Ever Tell You
About The Day

He First Decided
To Be A Detective?

Well, I Was On
An Engineering Scout

Up Near Prudhoe Bay,

And Dave Decided
To Come Up For A Visit.

It Was A Spring Break.

The Sun Doesn't Really Set
On Those Northern Slopes

At That Time Of Year.

It Sort Of
Turns Orangey

And Kind Of Scuds
Across The Horizon.

Anyway, Uh...

If The Dogs
Hadn't Been So Tired,

I Guess, Maybe, Uh...

The Rest Of My Party

Would Have Cleared
The Avalanche In Time.

[Indiana Jones Type
Music Playing]

Now, I Don't Know
If You've Ever Heard

The Death Chant
Of An Aleut Warrior.

I've Only Read About It.

But I'm Given To Understand
It Sounds Something Like...

Eeeyaahrrrhoo!

Herbert.

Anyway,
David Didn't Flinch.

He Wrestled That Warrior
To The Ground,

Tied His Wrists And Ankles
To The Dog Sled,

And Then He Dumped A Whole
Bottle Of Bison Grass Vodka

Down That Aleut's Throat.

Finally, The Wolves
Lost Interest In Us.

So David
Takes This Blubber Knife

Out Of The Fire...

And He Sliced
That Aleut's Abdomen

14 Centimeters
Below His Navel.

He Wraps
His Right Hand

Around The Infected
Appendix,

Yanked It Out
Just As It Burst
In The Palm Of His Hand.

And You Know What He Told
The Head Of Surgery

Back At
The Air Force Base?

"Anybody Can Work
With Their Hands.

I Want To Use My Mind."

Oh, Wow.

Good Night.

You Know,
I Don't Remember

Spending A More
Enjoyable Evening.

I Mean, With Someone
Other Than You.

I'm Glad You Made
A New Friend, Herbert,

But I Still Don't Know
Where Mr. Addison Is.

Will You Please
Change The Record?

Didn't You
Hear The Man?

There Is Nothing
To Worry About.

So I'm Just Supposed To Take
The Word Of A Total Stranger?

He Could Be
An Ax Murderer
For All I Know.

Scotty?

Agnes, If You Had
Better Judgment,

You Wouldn't
Still Be Stuck

Behind A Desk
At Blue Moon.

Oh, I Wish I Had A Dollar

For Every Inmate
Who Sat In That Chair

And Swore He Was Doing
Some Other Man's Time.

Warden, What Do
I Gotta Do?

I'm Telling You
The God's Honest Truth.
I Don't Belong Here.

Let Me Tell You
Where I Belong, Huntley.

I Belong
In A Trout Stream...

Or A Duck Blind.

It's A Cool Dawn.

I Pour Myself A Cup Of Coffee
From My Thermos.

Mmm.

Suddenly
A Flight Of Teal

Wings In Low
Across The Marsh.

I Bring Up My Shotgun,

Take A Long Lead--

Hey, Hey, Hey.
Sorry To Interrupt
The Slide Show,

But Why Don't
We Just Run
Huntley's Fingerprints?

I'm Not Here To Do
Your Bidding, Huntley.

I'm Getting Some Very
Downbeat Reports On You.

From Schenk?

Captain Schenk Has Worked
In This Facility For 15 Years.

And Apparently Has
Everyone And Everything
In It Knocked.

Tell Me You Don't Know
About This Gravy Train
He's Been Riding?

The Food Skimming,
The Phony License
Plate Scam.

What Are You
Doing About That?

So What That
You're 30 Ticks Away
From A Gold Watch

And A Trailer Hitch
In Some National Park.

How Long
You Been Looking
The Other Way...

Sir?

I'll Show Myself Out...
Warden.

[Whistles
Three Blind Mice]

Beef Stew Tonight, Pops.

Keep My Eye Out
For You.

See You Later.

You Know, You're A Real
Conversation-Stopper, Schenk.

Bet You Bellyached Up
A Storm In There,
Didn't You, Addison.

Huntley's
On His Way In.

We Picked Him Up
In The Morgue.

He Was
Hitting On A Nurse.

That's A Crime?

She Was In A Drawer.

What Are You Gonna Do
When The Real Huntley
Gets Here?

Well, We'll Just Have
To Make Room For Him.

That's No Big Deal.

You Want To
Build Yourself
A Nest Egg

At The Expense
Of A Couple
Hundred Cons.

Doesn't Mean
I'm Gonna Walk
Out Of Here

And Hold
A Press Conference.

You Ain't
Walking Out Of Here.

What The Hell Happened
After You Left Here
Last Night, Huntley?

Went To A Cocktail Party
On Death Row.

Put Down Her Name
And Address.

Whose?

Who? The Broad
You Went To Call
Last Night.

I'll Get It
To Her Somehow.

If You Wanna
Tell Her Something,
Write It Down.

The Key Here
Is To Be Brief.

Awoo!

Awoo!

Hey, Mad Dog!

Can You Take Dictation?

I'm Going To
Have My Hands Full Here.

Say Your Prayers,
Huntley.

Anybody Needs Me, I'll Be
In The Prison Chapel.

Come On, Derek.
Give Him A Break.

You Already Killed
2 People This Week.

That's Right.
You Go Over Your Quota,

The Ranger'll Take Away
Your Hunting License.

You Shut Up, Man,
Or I'll Spray You
With Raid!

I Told You
This Was My Joint,
Lassie.

You Insist On
Being A Problem.

A Mutual Friend
Of Ours, He Don't
Like Problems.

I'm Going
To Take Care Of One
Of Them Right Now.

Straighten Him Up.

Nuk, Nuk, Nuk.

Wise Guy!

Lay Off, Musclehead.

Move.

So How's It Going,
Philly Boy?

Well, Ain't 47th And Girard,
But It'll Be All Right.

When'd You Get Out?

Just In Time
To Shine My Shoes...

With This Guy.

This Ain't None Of
Your Business, Fudge Bar!

I'm Making It
My Business Right Now.

I'm Tired
Of Watching You Swing
The Ax For Schenk.

Now You Let
My Man Go Here,

And Let Him Go
Right Now.

You Want Me To Let Him Go?

That's Right.

How About You
Come And Get Him?

No.

I'm Gonna Take You Apart
With My Bare Hands!

[Siren]

First Prison Riot
In 10 Years,
And My Fluid's Gone.

Arnie,
What Are You Doing?

Burning My Mattress.
What Does It Look
Like I'm Doing?

Any Particular Reason?

Where Have You Been?
There's A Prison Riot.

Get Your Mattress.
I'm Gonna Get
Some Fluid.

Arnie, Arnie, Suppose
One Christmas,

Everybody Lit
Their Christmas Tree On Fire
And All The Presents.

Would You Do It?

Yeah, If It
Was Christmas.

Arnie!
Don't Play With Fire.

Just Stay In Here...

And Stay
Out Of Trouble.

You Should've Taken
Your Own Advice.

Man, Have You
Stopped To Consider

The Consequences
Of Murdering

A Major Television
Personality?

Ohh!

Shut Up.

I Didn't Spend
15 Lousy Years

Baby-Sitting
A Bunch Of Rotten Apples

So A Joker Like You
Could Come And Screw It Up.

So This Is How
It's Gonna Go.

You're Going To Have
An Accident

Before You Were Released.

Just What Father Mulcahey
Told My Mom Would Happen.

You See, Some Of Us Put
Soapsuds In The Fountain

At The Knights
Of The Columbus Dance.

It's Over, Schenk.

Give Me The Gun.

I've Let You Run Wild
Around Here Long Enough.

Lucky For You,

Pops Made A Copy
Of That Telegram.

I'm Gonna Do You
A Favor, Schenk.

I'm Putting You Where
The Cons Can't Get At You.

Throw Him In The Hole.

[Siren]

I Hope This Doesn't
Turn Into Anything Horrible.

I'd Hate To Have
To Call In
The National Guard.

Unless You Want
Another Attica
On Your Hands, Warden,

There's Only
One Thing You Can Do.

Hey, Man,
Put Some Chocolate
Jimmies On There

And A Lot Of Butterscotch.

Yeah. Come On, Man.

Anybody You Want Me
To Say Hello To
In Philadelphia?

Yeah. Say Hello
To Jerry Black For Me.

Keep The Faith,
Philly Boy.

You Got It, Home.

Keep The Faith.

Thanks, Man.

Why Don't You
Save Room For
The Cake, Babe?

What A Great Party.

Will You Come Back
And Visit?

We'll Be Pen Pals,
Arnie.

Live And Let Live.
Live And Let Live.

Good Luck, Addison.

I Don't Want To See
Your Ugly Mug In Here
Again. Understand?

Don't Worry About Me, Warden.
I'm Going Straight.

You Know Something?

I Learned
A Valuable Lesson
In This Dump.

Crime Doesn't Pay.

scott Earl Huntley
Was Returned To Custody
And Convicted

of One Count Of
Escape From Incarceration.

he Is Appealing
His Conviction

while Serving A Term Of
Not Less Than 1,500 Years

in The Men's Correctional
Facility At Hematoma, Nevada.

david Addison Was Released
On December 1, 1987,

and Is Free Today.

he Is
A Private Investigator

living In Los Angeles,
California.

[Beep]
Maddie: David, Are You There?

if You're There,
Please Pick Up.

i Just Called The Office,

and Agnes Said
You'd Left For Chicago.

david, Please, I Really
Don't Want You Here.

i Don't Want
To Go Into It Now.

just Please Do As I Ask.

i'm Having A Hard Enough Time
Sorting Out Everything

without Having To Go
15 Rounds With You, Too.

besides, I Haven't Told
My Parents Yet.

if You Care,
You Won't Get On That Plane.

[Beep] Agnes: Mr. Addison,
Where Are You?

we Looked High.
We Looked Low.

checked All Your Usual Haunts,
And No One's Seen You.

are You Missing?

we're Worried Sick,

and We Can't Even
Hire You To Find You.

oh, Yeah.
This Is Agnes Dipesto.

[Beep] Bert: Hello? Hello?

i Didn't Hear A Beep.

was There A Beep?

i Don't Know If This
Is Recording, Mr. Addison.

i Hope This Is Recording.

this Is Bert.

i Was Just Calling Because
I Wanted To Ask You--

[Beep]

maddie: David, Hi, It's Me.

i Just Wanted To Tell You

how Much I Appreciate
Your Respecting My Feelings

by Not Coming
To Chicago.

the Last Few Days,
I've Been Thinking

how Hard
This Must Be For You,

alone There Looking After
The Office

while I'm Here
With A Baby Inside Me.

it Must Be Pretty Confusing
For You, Too.

there's The Understatement
Of The Century.

anyway, I Just Wanted To Tell
You That I'm Really
Grateful To You

for Being So Understanding,

for Letting Me
Have This Time.

thanks For Showing Me
How Much You Really Care.

i Love You, David.

[Beep]

[Tape Rewinding]

[Beep]

i Love You, David.

[Beep]

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♪ Come Fly By Day ♪

♪ Something Is Sweeter ♪

♪ 'cause We Met
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♪ There Is The Sun And Moon ♪

♪ They Sing Their Own ♪

♪ Sweet Tune ♪

♪ Watch Them When Dawn Is Due ♪

♪ Sharing One Space ♪

♪ We'll Walk By Night ♪

♪ We'll Fly By Day ♪

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♪ Who Just Met On The Way ♪

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