Monster Farm: Enbanseki no himitsu (1999–2001): Season 1, Episode 17 - Underground Adventure - full transcript

♪ Mon-mon-mon-monsters--
Monsters rule ♪

♪ I was transported
to a faraway land ♪

♪ To a world
where monsters rule ♪

♪ I played the game
like an ace ♪

♪ Now we're in this place ♪

♪ To save the monsters
from the evil Moo ♪

♪ Monsters rule,
monsters rule ♪

♪ Monster Rancher
Monster Rancher ♪

♪ Monsters rule,
monsters rule ♪

♪ Monster Rancher,
Monster Rancher ♪

♪ Monsters rule ♪



♪ Pendant shows
the Mystery Disk ♪

♪ We'll take it
to the shrine ♪

♪ We'll redeem
that fabled Mystery Disk ♪

♪ And release
the Phoenix inside ♪

♪ Monster Rancher ♪

♪ I was transported
to a faraway land ♪

♪ Into a world
where monsters rule ♪

♪ Monsters rule ♪

♪ Played the game
like an ace ♪

♪ Now we're in this place ♪

♪ To save the monsters
from the evil Moo ♪

♪ Monsters rule,
monsters rule ♪

♪ Monster Rancher
Monster Rancher ♪

♪ Monsters rule,
monsters rule ♪



-(wind whooshing)

-Joker: They are here, Gali.

-Gali: Yes. Impudent fools.

How dare
they challenge Master Moo?

This cannot continue, Joker.
They must be stopped.

-(laughs evilly)
At your service, Gali.

They won't get past Joker.

Believe me, the rebels' power
is only an illusion.

-Gali: Good.

-(Suezo yells)

Ahhh! (groans)

Higher, Golem.
Just a little bit higher.

-(Golem grunts)

-(grunts)

I'm almost there.
Just another foot...

(screams)
-(mutters)

-Golem, catch me!

-Golem!

-(groans)

-(all gasp)

-Just a little joke.

-Ha-ha-ha!

Get yourself
a better writer, Golem!

(sighs)

-Hey, Suezo!
Come on, get up.

-Suezo, did you see anything?

-(groans)

-I think he needs a minute.
-Looks like it.

-In the meantime, how are we
gonna get out of here?

-(all gasp)
-Holly: Wait,
look at that cliff.

-Holly, are you sure
that the stone was right,

that the Phoenix is this way?

-I'm absolutely sure.

-Tiger, you got any ideas
how we can get
over this cliff?

-Chi.

-Hare: Excuse me,
but according
to my calculations,

climbing this cliff would take
approximately 10 days.

And if we factor in
the fatigue
of all seven of us...

Yes! Give or take a couple,

we would suffer a net loss
of 2,837 golds!

-What? Really?

-Always money, money, money!

I don't have any problems
with scaling that cliff, Hare.

-But the point is,
it's just not practical, Tiger.

Hold this.

Quite simply, Tiger,
it will drain us.

I say we go
the long way around it.

-No. Quite simply,
you're a lazy schemer.

Always looking out
for yourself.

-Can't hear you, buddy.

-You're lazy!
-Back at ya!

-Mocchi: Mocchi. Mocchi. Mocchi.
-Huh?

-Mocchi. Mocchi. Mocchi.

-Genki: What's up, Mocchi?

-Where's he gone?
-Mocchi, what's it look like?

-There's a really
big cave inside. Chi!

-(all laughing)

-Golem, do your thing.

-(grunting)

-(all gasp)

-It's huge in here.
-Wow!

-Maybe it's an underground
passageway that leads
to the other side.

-And no climb.
-Uh-huh.

-(Tiger growls softly)
-And so,

the shortest distance
between two points turns out
to be a straight line,

wouldn't you say,
Tiger, old pal?

-(Tiger growls)
-(yells)

Hey! It's worth a try.

Let's find the Phoenix.
-All: The Phoenix!

-(snarls)

-(laughs evilly)

-This cave must go
a really long way.

-Yes, but will this take us
to the other side?

-Don't worry
about it, Holly?

If it's a dead end,
we'll just turn around
and come back.

-A guy like me learns to
recognize opportunities
when they come along.

Trust me, this is gonna
work out just fine.

-(chuckles)

(grunts)
-All: Ahhh!

-(Mocchi giggles)

-(grunts)

-(all scream)

-(gasps)

-Careful, Golem,
that's dangerous.

-(both scream)

-(grunts)

-(all scream)

-(all panting)

-Man!

-That was too close
of a call.

Are you totally
out of your mind, Golem!

-(Golem groans)

-(panting) Huh?

Chi? What is that?

-(screeches)
-(screams)

-(bats screeching)

-(Holly gasps)

-Bats, bats, bats, bats, bats!

-(screams)
-Let's go!

-(all scream)

-♪ Mon-mon-mon-monsters--
Monsters rule ♪

♪ Get a Disk, take the risk ♪

♪ Spin it fast,
through the past ♪

♪ Unlock it and claim it,
you can tame it ♪

♪ Unlock your Disk ♪

♪ Isn't a Jell
a slippery fool? ♪

♪ Unlock your Disk ♪

♪ Captain Jell,
these monsters rule ♪

♪ Unlock your Disk ♪

♪ Worm from below,
explode through the force ♪

♪ Unlock 'em all ♪

♪ Clays and their captain
have no remorse ♪

♪ Unlock 'em all ♪

♪ Jump, smash, and more!
Get off the floor! ♪

♪ These monsters play
Unlock 'em today ♪

♪ Monsters rule ♪

-(all screaming)

-(all panting)

-(panting) Well, maybe caves
aren't so great after all.

-(pants) And the bats
aren't very friendly either.

-(pants) My body type
wasn't designed
for running like that.

-Just look at this.
They made a meal
out of my beautiful ears.

My best feature.

-Huh? Huh?

Haven't we
been here already?

-All: Huh?

-Right! Golem yanked
that rock thing right here.

-Looks like we're back
where we started from.

-You're kidding.

-What's this?
-Hey!

-Hey, look!
A bunch of tunnels.

-(all whimper)

-(all gasp)

-I don't get it.
We didn't see them before
when we were here.

-They probably were exposed
when the rocks fell down.

It looks to me
like some kind of maze.

-(frustrated grunt)
Does that mean
we're not gonna be able

to find our way back
out of here?

-I don't like where this
conversation is going!

-That's just great.
Wandering underground forever.

-Chi!

-Hey, Hare,
what a great shortcut idea.

-Hare: Huh?
-Your problem is you're always
looking for the quick fix.

And this time,
you've dragged us along
with you.

-Hey, come on now, guys.

Oh. I see what's going on.

Well, I didn't hear
anybody else come up
with a good suggestion.

'Cause, you know, if you had,
I probably would've bought it.

-(groans) There you go again.
You would've bought it.

Can't you think about
anything else but money,
money and more money?

-Take it easy, Tiger.
We're all just a little bit
edgy right now.

-No, I had him pegged
the very first moment
I saw him.

Hare is nothing
but a con artist,
if I ever saw one.

And when we find
the Mystery Disk
and the Phoenix,

he'll sell us all
down the river.

-Yeah?
Well, that's a pretty speech

from a guy
who used to be a bandit.

-All right. Come on.

-This guy is a born swindler
and he doesn't fool me.

You got that?

-Are you calling me
a swindler?

-What was your first clue?

-(grunts in frustration)
I do not have to take this!

I've put up
with a lot of junk, Tiger,

and you can't
kick me around anymore!

My friends, it's been real.

Good luck. Bye-bye.
-(all gasp)

-Where are you going? Hey!

-Holly: Hare! Come back!

-Golem: Hare!
-Mocchi: Come back-chi.

-Hare, come on, come back.

-Oh, well, he just can't seem
to get along with Tiger.

So, maybe it's just as well
they take different paths
until they cool down.

-But what about our team?

Hare's a part of that team.
One for all and all for one.
Remember?

-Tiger: Hmm.

-I'm gonna find him. (grunts)

(panting)

-You better
wait for me, Genki.

-Chi!
-(growls)

-(vocalizes)

Wait up!

-(grunts)

-(laughs evilly)

-Genki: Hare, where are you?

-Holly: Come on!
Please answer.

-Joke's over, Hare. Come on!

-Hare, come back.
-Mocchi.

-Hello? Hare?

(gasps)

-Huh? Genki.

What's wrong?
-Huh?

Oh, I, uh, just got this
really weird feeling.

-Oh? Like what?

-(rumbling)
-(both exclaim)

-Was that an earthquake?

-(whimpers) Chi!

-(all whimpering)

-I don't wanna be here
right when they come!

-Run for it!

-(all scream)

-Mocchi!

(grunts)

-(both scream)

-Uh-oh!

-(moans)

-Phew! (sighs)

-Genki, are you all right?

-Yup.
-Chi.

-That was amazing, Golem.

-Goh.

-And what was a nasty
fireball like that doing
in a nice place like this?

-(evil laughter)
-(all gasp)

-(laughter continues)

-Who's there?

-Hey, careful with that.

-(laughs evilly)

I am Joker.

-Joker?
-The famous Baddie.

-What are you going to do
if I am?

-(growls softly)
What do you think?

-I think
you're not up to it.

(grunts)

-What the...
-(snarls)

Moo!

-Tiger, what are you doing?

-Golem: Oh.

-(chirping)

-Fancy flowers.

Golem loves flowers.

(grunting)

-What's with Golem?

-Break dancing must be
making a comeback.

-Huh?

(screams)

-Holly, where are you going?
Wait up!

-(both grunt)

-I can't move.

-(Suezo laughs)

-Joker: Pathetically easy.

Now, let's see who's first.

-(shivers) It's awful cold
all of a sudden.

I got to wonder if being
all by myself makes things
seem colder or what.

Looks bad.
I can't get out of here.

I just keep going and going
and going and going.

-(sighs) I wonder
how Genki and the others
are doing without me.

Oh, who cares
about them anyway.

Serves them right
for letting Tiger say
all those bad things about me.

They're gonna be in big trouble
without me there to figure
everything out for them.

They're probably
scared right now.

(sniffs) Ah, you know,
maybe I should go find them.

(whimpers)

(screams)

(screams)

-(indistinct laughter)
-Hmm?

It's them!
-(all laughing)

-Hmm. Aw, it looks like
they didn't really
miss me at all.

Hmm?

-(Joker laughs)
-(gasps)

-(both grunt)

-Joker: You first.

-Hare: No!

-(Genki grunts)

-(grunts)

-(growls)
-(Holly whimpers)

-It's Hare!
Hare's come back! Wait!

-Hare: Hmm?

-Nice shot.
-(growls softly)

-Genki: Blowdown!
-Huh?

-Hare!
-(Hare grunts)

-Holly: Hare!

-Well, I guess that was
the one-for-all part.
-(Mocchi giggles)

-Well, gosh,
I didn't know you cared.

-Of course we care.
You're a part of the team.

-Well, gee, I... (giggles)

-(Tiger growls)
-Hmm?

-If it weren't for you, Hare,
we wouldn't be in this--

-(Joker laughs evilly)
-(all gasp)

-So, there was
one more of you.

-You'll never beat us, Joker,
because we're a team.

So you can just
take your magic tricks

and head back
to where you came from,
buddy boy.

-Magic, huh?
-Ah, so that's it.

Huh, we've beat
worse than you.

-It's really kind of sad
how you Baddies
never seem to get it.

Boohoo-hoo-hoo!

-Yeah, you'll need
more than magic to beat us.

(grunts) I'm the monster champ.
-Mocchi. Chi!

-Joker: Then you'll love this.

-Evil Hares! (laughs)

I'd lay odds at three to one
that those Baddies are just
tricks and illusions, too.

-Joker: Then you'd lose.
(laughs)

Attack!

-(Evil Hares grunt)
-Goodies rule!

-(Joker laughs)
-(Hare grunts)

-He's got Hare. (grunts)
-(all gasp)

-Bye-bye!

-Huh?

-(growls)

-Tiger!

-Joker: And now
for the best trick of all.

-Hold it, Joker. (snarls)

-(laughs)

-Dragon kick!

-He did it!

-Hare's got a new attack!
-Chi! (chuckles)

-Hare did that?

-(laughs)

-(rumbling)
-Both: Huh?

-(all whimper)

-Holly:
Joker cracked the rock!

(grunts) Everybody, run!

-(Genki shouts)

-(all scream)

-Genki: Keep goin'.

(grunts)

That was close.

-(all sigh)

-Man.

Right on! Huh? (laughs)

-All: Huh? (cheering)

-Look at this.
The shortcut works.

-Good work, everybody!

-Yahoo! We did it!
We beat the Baddies.

Goodies rule. Yeah!
-(Mocchi giggles)

-I'm sure that this is
the beginning of the continent

where we're gonna
find the Phoenix.

-Tiger: Hare.
-Huh?

Okay, Tiger,
you were right.

I admit that in the beginning,
I was after the money, but...

But... But now the money
just doesn't matter anymore.

-Yeah, I know.
(chuckles softly)

-(gasps)

-A new start in a new land.

-Absolutely. A new start.
Let bygones be bygones.

As long as
Tiger doesn't forget
that I saved him.

So, he owes me.

-Fat chance!
-What was that?

-(both snarling)

-Oh, brother.
Some things never change, huh?

-(all laughing)

-Both: (snarling) Hmph.

-All right!
Things are back to normal.

Let's go!
-(all cheering)

-Genki: Yeah!
-(Mocchi chuckles)

-♪ Mon-mon-mon-monsters--
Monsters rule ♪

-(theme music playing)

-♪ Monsters rule ♪