Mister8 (2021): Season 1, Episode 6 - Sysmäläinen lauantai - full transcript

IT'S ALIVE FILMS PRESENTS

Juho. - Tuukka.

How is it going? - Just fine.

Has Maria been suspicious at all?
Has she asked any questions?

Why do you ask?

You busted Darius
and drove Sepe to drink...

That's just how it went.

Okay, two to go. Who is next?
- Vertti.

Vertti's biggest strength is
that he's such a wimp.

He has the kids every two weeks.
That's when he's a father.

You don't have that.
- One can always have kids.



Vertti can't. He's had the snip.
- How do you know?

He told me. He made a deal
with the mother.

He can't have more kids.
- That's a good thing.

Vertti also sees a therapist.
- That's also good.

Missed me!

Do you want the sports section?
- Yeah, sure.

I have been thinking
about our relationship -

and I talking to my therapist.
We could see her together.

What the fuck!?

You gave an interview
to the newspaper. - Yes.

Isn't that my job?

I thought
that you wouldn't have to bother.

We're on the verge of an IPO -

and you go to the press
without my knowledge.



I didn't go to them.
They asked for my comment.

Didn't we agree on no interviews?
- No, we didn't.

We agreed that you wouldn't
give any interviews.

This is a peculiar situation.

Vertti and I have been working
on some issues for years.

I encouraged him to bring
his significant other.

I wasn't expecting so many people.

No two relationships are alike.

There were seven of us,
and now we're the only ones left.

I saw therapy as the only option
to save this relationship -

so that I would be heard.

How do you see this situation, Maria?
How are you feeling?

Vertti wanted couples therapy
and I came because he asked.

Thank you.

There are two parties
in our relationship: Me and the men.

So you aspire to normal things:
happiness, intimacy, trust?

Yes, of course.

And you..?
- Hermanni.

How have you succeeded
in making Maria happy?

Apparently not well enough,
since Vertti has a problem.

Right? - Is there something
more you could do?

Hard to say.
I bring to this relationship -

a sense of security, peace and calm.

And when push comes to shove,
I'm the one she can rely on.

How so?

If you were to pull out a knife,
I would disarm you in two seconds.

How would you do that?

We don't reveal our tricks
to civilians.

Vertti, how would you
develop this relationship?

I'd like to give more.
- What's stopping you?

There's not enough time.
Juho has two days and I only have one.

A well planned day is enough
for a revolution.

I'm not after Cuba, but a couple
of extra days with Maria.

Is that too much to ask?

What about you?

I mainly came
to spend time with Maria.

I don't really have
any issues.

I'm very happy. - You're happy?

I am not happy!

Well, what is not working?
Maria, what is missing?

Well... Luxury,
sensitivity, humour...

I can give you those...
- Vertti, Maria is speaking.

Do you feel inadequate?

Yes, I do. I want more.
- Why am I not enough for you?

Vertti-darling, you are enough.
You are quite enough for Saturday.

I'm sorry, but Hermanni and I
have to go. Thank you very much.

Thank you. - Thank you.

I had some personal
questions on the matter...

I know what they are.
I can tell you...

A space car!

It can fly, look!
Now it's landing.

"Your Highness..."

Good job! Now don't you let go.
Don't let go.

Wait just a moment.

No! How about that?

Hi! Well done.

I know what you are trying to do.

I'm just babysitting.

Who are they?
- Adele and Oliver.

The children of
Maria's friend, Jenny.

I help them out at times.
They have four children.

So that's your plan.

There's no plan. Calm down.

You need to go somewhere else.

Is the playground not big enough
for the both of us?

Just take a hike!

Hey, it's alright.
Everything is okay.

So I'm the bad guy here?

No, you're not bad,
but you might be stressed out.

Would you like to talk?

I see through you.
I have from the start.

Do you know what I have
that you don't?

I have my children.

Your little fosters
can't compete with them.

Right, that is true.
I don't have my own children.

Yet.

Hi. - Hi there.

Where are the girls?
- Right here.

We were just playing,
having a tea party...

Where? - Right there...

Where? - Siiri!

Iida! - Hell no...

Siiri!

Goddammit!
- Are they over there?

Iida! - Siiri, Iida! Hi there!

Hey, let's go back up there.

Mommy will hold your hands.

Let's go quickly.

Marika, I... - I can't leave them
with you anymore.

Is everything alright?
- Yes. Wait a minute.

Thank you so much.
You saved their lives.

Okay, everything is alright.
Let's go home.

I don't know how...
- Don't bother.

It was partly my fault for chatting...
- No, you did nothing wrong.

Thank you so much,
you were a big help.

Marika... - Stop with the excuses.

You will never see
Siiri or Iida again.

Let's go, girls.
Thanks and have a great day!

You too. - Let's go home, kids.

Marika, let me... - No!

Vertti!
- I need to talk now.

My next session starts in 30 minutes.

I may have lost visitation
with my children.

If so, I don't know what I'll do.

I want a family, but it's
always snatched from my hands.

Do you understand?
- What happened this time?

I was...

Excuse me. - What the fuck?

We had a bad moment,
and it might be good to talk it over.

Did you follow me here? - Yeah.

I felt so bad about what happened.

I want to talk about it.
I think I know the reason.

This is good.

Vertti, we can learn
from Juho's actions here.

You don't have to suppress
bad things -

but you can open the door
and face them head on.

I don't like this at all.
- Vertti...

Let's hear Juho out.
- Or should I just go?

No, go ahead. - Okay.

Vertti, what do you think
Maria meant at the last session -

when she said she wanted more?

More men?
- Maybe, I don't know.

I think that in our ordinary
but different relationship -

Maria might be nagged by
a desire to have children of her own.

If you have been talking...
- Vertti.

Maybe Maria has let some men go -

because they don't have
the potential for fatherhood.

Well, you have nothing to worry about.
You are obviously a good father.

You have proven
that you have working sperm.

Sounds plausible.

The rest of us have
nowhere near your potential.

You stud.

That's all I had to say.
Sorry, the kids are waiting.

Sorry for the interruption.
- Thank you for coming.

It made a difference.
- Yes, great. Bye.

Vertti? New children.
Sounds great.

Juho should have been
checked out earlier.

Here he comes. Eyes forward.

Who is he?
- Hush-hush man.

Don't look back.

Speak. - Juho Virtanen
is not Juho Virtanen.

His real name is Sami Nikkola.

Anything else?
- Here's the address.

You'll find more there.

Juho is from Sysmä.
- Should we drive there?

No, I'm doing this alone.

Are you sure?
- Yes.

Get out.
- Understood.

Excuse me,
does a Sami Nikkola live here?

What's up, Jorma?

Okay. Bye.

I have an emergency.
Can you cover for me?

I'll think of something.
- Okay, thanks.

NUMBER WITHELD

Hello?
- How did you like the photos?

I asked how did you like the photos?
- What do you want?

If your relationship with multiple
men was to go public -

many people would be upset.
- What do you want?

End the relationship
or everyone will know.

Hey, that ringing is annoying.
- Do you know Sami Nikkola?

Yes. Who are you?
- Maria. Do you have a minute?

I'm in the middle of work.
- This won't take long.

Come and wait inside.

Hello. - Hi.

Wait just a minute, we...

Right. You can sit there
while we finish shooting.

There's coffee. Milk?
- No, thanks.

I also have oat milk.
- No, I'm fine.

Are you guys ready? - Yes.

I need a minute.
- There's no hurry.

You can get on the bed
on all fours.

Yes, lengthwise.

Both hands down.
Ass a little higher. Okay!

Are you ready? Let's fuck!

Sorry. - That's alright.

Don't let your hair get caught.
That went really well.

Tommi, I was thinking
that you could speak more.

Like: "You ho, you ho!"
It was a bit too nice.

Ellu, you overacted your orgasm.
No one will buy that.

Yes, it's so difficult.
- I know. It was this close.

Let's work on it tomorrow. Bye!
- Bye!

How did it look?
- Good. Props on the drill.

So you liked it?
- Do you know Sami?

I'm his wife.

Sami and I have...
or we had a production company.

A couple of months ago,
something happened and he left.

After a shoot.
Without a word, he just left.

Just like that. I kept calling,
but I only get his voicemail.

Do you know why he did that?

You can ask him yourself.

Hi. Sanna, I'm sorry! Sorry!

"Sorry, sorry!" You left in the middle
of shooting "Drill Man"!

Maria, wait!

Listen to me! - Why?

I told you I did porn.
- But not that you're married.

We got married in Vegas
during a porn convention.

It's not official.
- What do you mean?

You sack of shit!
First, you leave me -

and now we're not married!?
- It wasn't official.

You also gave me a false name.

I had to change my name.
- To get rid of me?

I couldn't get a job as Porno-Sami.
The HR people google the names.

Good luck with your new relationship.

You have to believe me.
This means nothing to me.

Sysmä was a horrible place to live.

I changed my name
to leave all this behind me.

I don't believe you.

We have to talk this over.
- What for?

I want you.

For some reason, you are
so important to me.

I was wrong to not tell you.
It won't happen again.

Right, it won't.

Please forgive me.

Maria, forgive me.
I'll do anything for you.

Forgive me.

No, I won't.

Sami! Fuck off!

Translation: Liina Härkönen