Miracle Workers (2019–…): Season 3, Episode 10 - Oregon Trail: End of the Trail - full transcript
The wagon train faces its final showdown.
I don't know how much
longer I can go on, Benny.
If I don't make it, you
tell Prudence I love her.
You tell her yourself.
You're not quitting on me.
You gotta have hope.
If my navigation is correct,
Oregon is just past those trees!
Yes! It's so close I
can actually smell it!
Yes, come on!
Oregon, ho!
Oh, I see. You were
probably smelling
all the death and destruction.
That's funny.
I mean, not funny. Tragic.
My God.
Looks like a bomb went off.
Where is everybody?
Greetings, travelers.
Welcome to Oregon.
Sorry about my appearance.
Times have been tough.
No, no, it's... it's very nice.
Very storage chic.
Thank you.
It breathes.
What happened here?
Trig happened.
She destroyed our land,
poisoned our water,
and turned Oregon
into this nightmare.
This is the worst
thing I've ever seen.
Way worse than anything
you've ever done.
All right, it's
not a competition.
Sure, sure, yeah.
No, I know that.
But if it were, though?
Trig would be winning by a lot.
Like, a lot!
By any chance, have you heard of
a woman named Prudence Aberdeen?
You mean the
governor's wife? Wait.
Todd is the governor?
Oh! So you know Todd.
Yeah, he's great.
Yeah, really cool.
Really down to earth.
We think he's an
evil psychopath.
Oh, okay, yeah,
no, that guy sucks.
Yeah, they're in the
governor's mansion.
But you'll never get in
it. He's using Trig's gang
as his own personal
security force.
I missed my chance to
fight for Prudence once.
Nothing's gonna
stop me this time.
All right, Rev. As
long as you're gonna go
all cowboy on me, take this.
It's my lucky gun. Killed
my first Irishman with it.
Though certainly
not my last. No, no.
I get it. You killed
a lot of Irishmen.
Damn skippy.
Ezekiel, if you
don't make it back,
I hope that you go to
the good part of Hell
where they still
roast you over a spit,
but they don't pull
your intestines
out through your butt.
Thank you, Phaedra. I
really appreciate that.
You go save Prudence.
I'll take care of Trig.
All right, good
luck to all of you.
I'll be here if you need me.
Huh?
Oh, it's really nice in there.
He's got a kitchenette
and everything.
Okay, God, I don't know
what's behind this door,
but I am prepared to do
anything to get Prudence back,
so, basically...
Sorry, not sorry.
Whoa! Not what I was expecting!
Welcome to the orgy. May
I offer you some lube?
What is this den of sin?
Oregon is burning outside
and you're in here
having some sort of
debaucherous sex party?
Yes. Governor
Aberdeen has become
decadent in his tastes.
The court has spared no expense
to satisfy his
ever-depraved whims.
- Prudence.
- Uhp!
I can't let you in like that.
There's a strict dress code.
We may have something
for you in the back.
What size nipple clamp are you?
Well, how should I know...
Well, now, small, I suppose.
Well, it's just straight
guy-on-girl sex?
Again? Boring!
- Hey, babe.
What do you want to watch next?
We could try irreverent sex,
uh, critically acclaimed sex.
People keep telling me
to watch foreign sex,
but I don't know, it
sounds kind of artsy.
Ugh! Would you just
pick something already?
All you do is scroll
through the options.
Nothing's changed
since you last checked.
What has gotten into you lately?
You haven't showered. You
haven't taken off that robe.
You haven't even tried
to kill me recently.
It's not like you.
What's the point?
The bad guys won,
I'm in a cage.
The love of my life rejected me
and is probably
dead, so excuse me
if I want to get
daytime "schwasted."
Oh, shit.
Eh. Whatever.
How can you still care
about that preacher
when you're married
to me, a living god?
Uch...
Bring me more sex content!
Yes, sir. Right away.
I'm coming
for you, Prudence.
Whoo! Strike!
That's three in a row! I am hot!
Gorgeous Pete. You're up.
No thanks, boss.
I've had enough.
There's no such thing as enough!
But boss, you already won.
It's not fun no more.
Not fun, huh?
Oh! Is this fun
enough for you? Huh?
- Boss, please.
- Hey!
Careful where you're
aiming that thing.
You're gonna poke
someone's eye out.
Dad?
You just can't seem
to die, can you?
Trig, you gotta end this.
I taught you to be
bad, but this is crazy.
You're out of control.
Not me. I am in control
for the first time in my life!
You all are here...
and I'm here!
No...
I'm everywhere.
Finally, I'm getting
the respect I deserve!
I am the worst
bandit of all time.
I am Trig the Terrible!
That's it. You're grounded!
- What?
- Two weeks.
No guns, no knives,
and I'm taking the
telegraph out of your room!
You are not my father anymore!
The only way you can stop me
is a fight to the death.
No thanks.
Hey. Where you going?
She sounded pretty
clear she's not budging.
Ah, who needs Oregon, anyway?
I thought Idaho was nice.
We sacrificed
everything to get here.
You can't just leave us now.
Well, what am I supposed to do?
She's like a freakin'
supervillain now!
I can't take her alone!
You're not alone.
- You got me.
- And me!
I, too, shall fight beside you.
So will my friends,
Mr. Bang Bang
and Mrs. Killsalot. Mm!
All right, fine.
It's not like I have
anything else going on today.
We could take on a few
measly bandits! Yeah!
Actually, the gang's
gotten a bit bigger
since the last time you saw us.
And are we allowed to do trades?
Hey! Ooh. Sorry. Very sorry.
Ow! Careful! Pardon
me. Ooh, aah!
Sorry.
Wow, I did not know the
human body could do that.
That is good to know.
Oh, I actually... I just need
to get past you if that's okay.
Oh, no, I don't want to join in.
Thank you so much.
I'm sure it'd be fun.
Psst! Prudence! No.
No sexual servicing
for me, thanks.
Maybe another vino for Mama.
Pru, it's me, Zeke.
Zeke? You're alive?
And you're sexy.
I feel very uncomfortable
in this situation.
I'd like to get
out of here before
my eyeballs start bleeding.
I'm surprised you even came.
I thought I was
a "wicked harlot"
who tempted you off
the righteous path.
Pru, I was wrong when
I said all that stuff.
I don't care about
any of that anymore.
All I care about is you.
- I don't know.
- Please, Pru.
You have to believe me.
Honestly, I have changed.
Well, well, well.
Lookee who we have here.
Haven't seen you before.
I'd remember such
an exotic figure.
Small and slender,
yet chiseled like stone.
Are you a man or woman?
Shh! Don't tell me.
I want it to be a surprise.
Uh, Todd, I don't think
this one's up your alley.
But I did see the most
beautiful half woman, half goat.
Can you please not tell me what
my sick and twisted
pleasures are?
Can you please not
do that right now?
Okay? I'm in the middle of this.
Oh, yeah.
This'll do quite nicely.
Give up, old man.
You ain't got nothing
on me! Oh, yeah?
All right, how about we
make this interesting?
Behind my back,
off that lamp to the
guy on the balcony.
Not bad.
Straight up, ride the
horsey, guy in the brown hat.
Ha. You missed.
Bam! Nothing but
brain, baby! Damn!
Nice shot.
- Aah!
We are getting
slaughtered out there.
And Martha is driving me nuts.
She's like, "Oh, look!
I got one of them."
I'm like, yeah, uh-huh, Martha!
That is literally your only
job right now! You're right.
We can't beat Trig
fair and square.
Luckily, I like to play dirty.
All right, let's huddle
up, team! Come on!
- Is this gonna take all day?
- All right.
It's time for some of my
classic trick plays. Ooh!
Hey there, handsome. Who?
- Me?
- Yes. I feel
physical passion towards you
and would like to fornicate,
for non-reproductive purposes.
You sure do talk pretty.
Yah!
Ha ha!
Checkers?
Don't mind if I do.
Oh, f...
Now you're gonna die
in 10 to 12 years.
Oh, man.
Don't be
shy, sweet flower.
Show me pleasures I've
never tasted before.
Well, not really sure
what to do, here.
You heard my husband.
Perhaps you can start
with a sexy dance.
Mmm.
- Do I have to do that?
I said dance, slut.
Okay, yeah, no, sure, sure.
I'm dancing, yeah.
Hmm, yeah, you like that?
It's a bit rigid, but
I can work with this.
Hmm... yeah...
Try something else.
You... just...
It's so much shoulder work.
Damn it!
- You like that?
I'm at the general
store, buying beans,
and hard tack.
No, I don't like it. Um...
You know what? I'm
actually done with this.
This is not sinful enough.
No, no, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh, you want... you want sinful?
I'll give you every
damn sin in the book.
Well, that's
too much wine.
So gluttonous.
I'm so greedy.
I care about money
more than people.
Such bad priorities.
Oh, I'm getting tired now.
I'll just stop dancing
and lie down, take a nap.
Take that nap. You
take it, take it good.
- Envy.
- Envy...
I am envious of you?
No... okay, I'll let that slide.
And last but not least... Yes.
Wrath.
- Yeow!
- Ohh! Yes!
Yes!
Reverend?
What? Zeke.
Where... how did you get here?
This is so random.
Guards!
Tough luck, kiddo. I
can do this all day.
All right, enough of this shit!
Uh-oh!
Aah! Aah!
Come on, son!
Aah!
Come on, get over here!
Where are your tricks now?
It's over! You lose!
I don't know what to do anymore.
She's... she's too strong.
It's okay, Benny.
We know you did your best.
At least we're gonna die
in Oregon. Right, Ma?
That's right, Levi.
All right, I'll give up.
Just don't hurt the farmers.
They don't deserve it.
Yes, they do.
Because you care more about them
than you ever cared
about your own daughter!
She's right.
Whoa, whoa, Get down!
What are you doing?
Something I should have
done a long time ago.
I'm responsible for this mess.
It's my job to clean it up.
Benny?
All right, let's settle
this the right way.
With a good old-fashioned duel.
- Oh, yeah, right.
- What?
You afraid the old man's
gonna wipe the floor with you?
I brought you into this
world. I can take you out.
All right.
You want to dance? Let's dance.
You got this, buddy!
He's going to die.
Just couldn't get over
your big fat ego, huh?
Had to be Benny the Teen
all the way to the end.
Let's just get this over with.
One... two...
This is suicide.
- He can't beat her.
- Don't worry.
If I know Benny, he's
got an ace up his sleeve.
Six... seven...
eight... nine...
Ten!
What are you doing?
I can't win this duel.
You're obviously gonna beat me.
Okay, now I would
start worrying.
- Pick up your gun.
- Well, what's the point?
You're quicker than me.
You're a better shot than me.
You're basically just
better than me in every way.
I don't know what you're
trying to do, Benny,
but it isn't funny!
I wish I'd
told you this sooner.
I should've said it
every day of my life.
You're the best, kid,
and I love you.
Now go ahead. Blow
my brains out.
Did you do it?
Am I in Hell yet?
Daddy! Oh...
Oh, pumpkin!
- Oh ho!
Aww!
Oh! This is nice.
Oh, don't cry,
'cause if you cry,
it's gonna make me cry.
Your crying is making me cry!
- Oh, Daddy.
- Now it's a little much.
Trig?
What's going on here?
- Ezekiel? Is that you?
- Yep.
I'd rather not talk about it
now. It's been a whole thing.
Why is he so ripped?
Trig, do me a favor...
Kill these traitors.
No thanks.
What? We have a deal!
You do my dirty work for me,
and I let you destroy Oregon.
Yeah, see, I'm not really
about that anymore.
I got what I wanted.
Todd, face it.
- It's over.
- No.
No, no, no, no, no!
No! It's not over
until I say it's over!
If I'm going down, you're
going down with me.
So tell your best friend God
that he can eat my ass.
I'm not gonna tell Him that.
Hey, Todd.
- I want a divorce.
Oh, snap! She blew
his weenie off!
I've never tasted
this pleasure before.
Is it over?
I was in my multimedia room.
It's fine. He tried
to kill us first.
I know it's not a great
excuse for murder, but...
It's not that.
I'm just disappointed
you had to save me.
I really wanted to prove
to you that I'd changed.
Hey, you committed
every cardinal sin
in the book for me.
If that's not love, then
I don't know what is.
I did get pretty freaky.
You really can't unsee
that sort of thing. Yeah.
Speaking of...
Don't look, God.
All right, Rev! Ha ha!
There's nothing
like a reunion kiss
after you've killed a spouse.
Well, that's not how I
prefer to think of it.
But that's the way it is.
The body's still warm.
Yeah. Should we just
put a pin in this?
Yeah, we can just hit it later.
- That's fine.
- Yeah.
Well, I guess this is it.
You've come a long
way from the uptight,
goody-two-shoes I
met in Missouri.
Well, it turns out,
the infamous bandit
might have a heart of gold.
Oh, shh.
Let's just keep that
between you and me.
And I see you've got
your gang back together.
Not my gang. It's Trig's.
She's keeping me on
as her number two.
And you wouldn't believe
the great plan she has.
Dad, stop. You're
embarrassing me.
What? Can I not be
proud of my daughter?
Tell him!
I'm gonna run a train
into the White House.
Huh? How about that?
No, that's really bad.
You shouldn't do that.
Oh, I'm just glad the
family's back together.
I hate you guys so much.
- We hate you too, Dingus.
- Aww!
Now go on, get out of here,
before I pump you full of lead.
Well, I'll see you, Zeke.
Take care, Benny.
Yee-haw! Come on!
We owe that man everything.
We'd never have gotten
here without him.
Yeah.
We did kind of trash
the place, though.
Yeah, it's not exactly
a paradise on Earth
anymore, is it?
Some of the farmers and I
are going to take our
chances in Florida.
It is supposed to
be a perfect land
of citruses and sandy beaches.
Isn't Florida on the opposite
side of the country? Yes.
We shall take the Miami Trail.
It should be a piece of cake.
Would you like to come?
No. Thank you.
I don't know if I believe in
a perfect America anymore.
I think we're all
just better off
appreciating what we've got
and working to make it
just a little bit better.
Very well.
My pruny ass is getting a tan.
Well, where should we start?
Suppose we can
start by getting rid
of some of these dead bodies.
Yeah, they're probably gonna
start stinking pretty soon.
Hmm.
Let's get to work.
How about him? He seems light.
Mm-hmm.
Three, two, one.
longer I can go on, Benny.
If I don't make it, you
tell Prudence I love her.
You tell her yourself.
You're not quitting on me.
You gotta have hope.
If my navigation is correct,
Oregon is just past those trees!
Yes! It's so close I
can actually smell it!
Yes, come on!
Oregon, ho!
Oh, I see. You were
probably smelling
all the death and destruction.
That's funny.
I mean, not funny. Tragic.
My God.
Looks like a bomb went off.
Where is everybody?
Greetings, travelers.
Welcome to Oregon.
Sorry about my appearance.
Times have been tough.
No, no, it's... it's very nice.
Very storage chic.
Thank you.
It breathes.
What happened here?
Trig happened.
She destroyed our land,
poisoned our water,
and turned Oregon
into this nightmare.
This is the worst
thing I've ever seen.
Way worse than anything
you've ever done.
All right, it's
not a competition.
Sure, sure, yeah.
No, I know that.
But if it were, though?
Trig would be winning by a lot.
Like, a lot!
By any chance, have you heard of
a woman named Prudence Aberdeen?
You mean the
governor's wife? Wait.
Todd is the governor?
Oh! So you know Todd.
Yeah, he's great.
Yeah, really cool.
Really down to earth.
We think he's an
evil psychopath.
Oh, okay, yeah,
no, that guy sucks.
Yeah, they're in the
governor's mansion.
But you'll never get in
it. He's using Trig's gang
as his own personal
security force.
I missed my chance to
fight for Prudence once.
Nothing's gonna
stop me this time.
All right, Rev. As
long as you're gonna go
all cowboy on me, take this.
It's my lucky gun. Killed
my first Irishman with it.
Though certainly
not my last. No, no.
I get it. You killed
a lot of Irishmen.
Damn skippy.
Ezekiel, if you
don't make it back,
I hope that you go to
the good part of Hell
where they still
roast you over a spit,
but they don't pull
your intestines
out through your butt.
Thank you, Phaedra. I
really appreciate that.
You go save Prudence.
I'll take care of Trig.
All right, good
luck to all of you.
I'll be here if you need me.
Huh?
Oh, it's really nice in there.
He's got a kitchenette
and everything.
Okay, God, I don't know
what's behind this door,
but I am prepared to do
anything to get Prudence back,
so, basically...
Sorry, not sorry.
Whoa! Not what I was expecting!
Welcome to the orgy. May
I offer you some lube?
What is this den of sin?
Oregon is burning outside
and you're in here
having some sort of
debaucherous sex party?
Yes. Governor
Aberdeen has become
decadent in his tastes.
The court has spared no expense
to satisfy his
ever-depraved whims.
- Prudence.
- Uhp!
I can't let you in like that.
There's a strict dress code.
We may have something
for you in the back.
What size nipple clamp are you?
Well, how should I know...
Well, now, small, I suppose.
Well, it's just straight
guy-on-girl sex?
Again? Boring!
- Hey, babe.
What do you want to watch next?
We could try irreverent sex,
uh, critically acclaimed sex.
People keep telling me
to watch foreign sex,
but I don't know, it
sounds kind of artsy.
Ugh! Would you just
pick something already?
All you do is scroll
through the options.
Nothing's changed
since you last checked.
What has gotten into you lately?
You haven't showered. You
haven't taken off that robe.
You haven't even tried
to kill me recently.
It's not like you.
What's the point?
The bad guys won,
I'm in a cage.
The love of my life rejected me
and is probably
dead, so excuse me
if I want to get
daytime "schwasted."
Oh, shit.
Eh. Whatever.
How can you still care
about that preacher
when you're married
to me, a living god?
Uch...
Bring me more sex content!
Yes, sir. Right away.
I'm coming
for you, Prudence.
Whoo! Strike!
That's three in a row! I am hot!
Gorgeous Pete. You're up.
No thanks, boss.
I've had enough.
There's no such thing as enough!
But boss, you already won.
It's not fun no more.
Not fun, huh?
Oh! Is this fun
enough for you? Huh?
- Boss, please.
- Hey!
Careful where you're
aiming that thing.
You're gonna poke
someone's eye out.
Dad?
You just can't seem
to die, can you?
Trig, you gotta end this.
I taught you to be
bad, but this is crazy.
You're out of control.
Not me. I am in control
for the first time in my life!
You all are here...
and I'm here!
No...
I'm everywhere.
Finally, I'm getting
the respect I deserve!
I am the worst
bandit of all time.
I am Trig the Terrible!
That's it. You're grounded!
- What?
- Two weeks.
No guns, no knives,
and I'm taking the
telegraph out of your room!
You are not my father anymore!
The only way you can stop me
is a fight to the death.
No thanks.
Hey. Where you going?
She sounded pretty
clear she's not budging.
Ah, who needs Oregon, anyway?
I thought Idaho was nice.
We sacrificed
everything to get here.
You can't just leave us now.
Well, what am I supposed to do?
She's like a freakin'
supervillain now!
I can't take her alone!
You're not alone.
- You got me.
- And me!
I, too, shall fight beside you.
So will my friends,
Mr. Bang Bang
and Mrs. Killsalot. Mm!
All right, fine.
It's not like I have
anything else going on today.
We could take on a few
measly bandits! Yeah!
Actually, the gang's
gotten a bit bigger
since the last time you saw us.
And are we allowed to do trades?
Hey! Ooh. Sorry. Very sorry.
Ow! Careful! Pardon
me. Ooh, aah!
Sorry.
Wow, I did not know the
human body could do that.
That is good to know.
Oh, I actually... I just need
to get past you if that's okay.
Oh, no, I don't want to join in.
Thank you so much.
I'm sure it'd be fun.
Psst! Prudence! No.
No sexual servicing
for me, thanks.
Maybe another vino for Mama.
Pru, it's me, Zeke.
Zeke? You're alive?
And you're sexy.
I feel very uncomfortable
in this situation.
I'd like to get
out of here before
my eyeballs start bleeding.
I'm surprised you even came.
I thought I was
a "wicked harlot"
who tempted you off
the righteous path.
Pru, I was wrong when
I said all that stuff.
I don't care about
any of that anymore.
All I care about is you.
- I don't know.
- Please, Pru.
You have to believe me.
Honestly, I have changed.
Well, well, well.
Lookee who we have here.
Haven't seen you before.
I'd remember such
an exotic figure.
Small and slender,
yet chiseled like stone.
Are you a man or woman?
Shh! Don't tell me.
I want it to be a surprise.
Uh, Todd, I don't think
this one's up your alley.
But I did see the most
beautiful half woman, half goat.
Can you please not tell me what
my sick and twisted
pleasures are?
Can you please not
do that right now?
Okay? I'm in the middle of this.
Oh, yeah.
This'll do quite nicely.
Give up, old man.
You ain't got nothing
on me! Oh, yeah?
All right, how about we
make this interesting?
Behind my back,
off that lamp to the
guy on the balcony.
Not bad.
Straight up, ride the
horsey, guy in the brown hat.
Ha. You missed.
Bam! Nothing but
brain, baby! Damn!
Nice shot.
- Aah!
We are getting
slaughtered out there.
And Martha is driving me nuts.
She's like, "Oh, look!
I got one of them."
I'm like, yeah, uh-huh, Martha!
That is literally your only
job right now! You're right.
We can't beat Trig
fair and square.
Luckily, I like to play dirty.
All right, let's huddle
up, team! Come on!
- Is this gonna take all day?
- All right.
It's time for some of my
classic trick plays. Ooh!
Hey there, handsome. Who?
- Me?
- Yes. I feel
physical passion towards you
and would like to fornicate,
for non-reproductive purposes.
You sure do talk pretty.
Yah!
Ha ha!
Checkers?
Don't mind if I do.
Oh, f...
Now you're gonna die
in 10 to 12 years.
Oh, man.
Don't be
shy, sweet flower.
Show me pleasures I've
never tasted before.
Well, not really sure
what to do, here.
You heard my husband.
Perhaps you can start
with a sexy dance.
Mmm.
- Do I have to do that?
I said dance, slut.
Okay, yeah, no, sure, sure.
I'm dancing, yeah.
Hmm, yeah, you like that?
It's a bit rigid, but
I can work with this.
Hmm... yeah...
Try something else.
You... just...
It's so much shoulder work.
Damn it!
- You like that?
I'm at the general
store, buying beans,
and hard tack.
No, I don't like it. Um...
You know what? I'm
actually done with this.
This is not sinful enough.
No, no, no, no.
Wait, wait, wait.
Oh, you want... you want sinful?
I'll give you every
damn sin in the book.
Well, that's
too much wine.
So gluttonous.
I'm so greedy.
I care about money
more than people.
Such bad priorities.
Oh, I'm getting tired now.
I'll just stop dancing
and lie down, take a nap.
Take that nap. You
take it, take it good.
- Envy.
- Envy...
I am envious of you?
No... okay, I'll let that slide.
And last but not least... Yes.
Wrath.
- Yeow!
- Ohh! Yes!
Yes!
Reverend?
What? Zeke.
Where... how did you get here?
This is so random.
Guards!
Tough luck, kiddo. I
can do this all day.
All right, enough of this shit!
Uh-oh!
Aah! Aah!
Come on, son!
Aah!
Come on, get over here!
Where are your tricks now?
It's over! You lose!
I don't know what to do anymore.
She's... she's too strong.
It's okay, Benny.
We know you did your best.
At least we're gonna die
in Oregon. Right, Ma?
That's right, Levi.
All right, I'll give up.
Just don't hurt the farmers.
They don't deserve it.
Yes, they do.
Because you care more about them
than you ever cared
about your own daughter!
She's right.
Whoa, whoa, Get down!
What are you doing?
Something I should have
done a long time ago.
I'm responsible for this mess.
It's my job to clean it up.
Benny?
All right, let's settle
this the right way.
With a good old-fashioned duel.
- Oh, yeah, right.
- What?
You afraid the old man's
gonna wipe the floor with you?
I brought you into this
world. I can take you out.
All right.
You want to dance? Let's dance.
You got this, buddy!
He's going to die.
Just couldn't get over
your big fat ego, huh?
Had to be Benny the Teen
all the way to the end.
Let's just get this over with.
One... two...
This is suicide.
- He can't beat her.
- Don't worry.
If I know Benny, he's
got an ace up his sleeve.
Six... seven...
eight... nine...
Ten!
What are you doing?
I can't win this duel.
You're obviously gonna beat me.
Okay, now I would
start worrying.
- Pick up your gun.
- Well, what's the point?
You're quicker than me.
You're a better shot than me.
You're basically just
better than me in every way.
I don't know what you're
trying to do, Benny,
but it isn't funny!
I wish I'd
told you this sooner.
I should've said it
every day of my life.
You're the best, kid,
and I love you.
Now go ahead. Blow
my brains out.
Did you do it?
Am I in Hell yet?
Daddy! Oh...
Oh, pumpkin!
- Oh ho!
Aww!
Oh! This is nice.
Oh, don't cry,
'cause if you cry,
it's gonna make me cry.
Your crying is making me cry!
- Oh, Daddy.
- Now it's a little much.
Trig?
What's going on here?
- Ezekiel? Is that you?
- Yep.
I'd rather not talk about it
now. It's been a whole thing.
Why is he so ripped?
Trig, do me a favor...
Kill these traitors.
No thanks.
What? We have a deal!
You do my dirty work for me,
and I let you destroy Oregon.
Yeah, see, I'm not really
about that anymore.
I got what I wanted.
Todd, face it.
- It's over.
- No.
No, no, no, no, no!
No! It's not over
until I say it's over!
If I'm going down, you're
going down with me.
So tell your best friend God
that he can eat my ass.
I'm not gonna tell Him that.
Hey, Todd.
- I want a divorce.
Oh, snap! She blew
his weenie off!
I've never tasted
this pleasure before.
Is it over?
I was in my multimedia room.
It's fine. He tried
to kill us first.
I know it's not a great
excuse for murder, but...
It's not that.
I'm just disappointed
you had to save me.
I really wanted to prove
to you that I'd changed.
Hey, you committed
every cardinal sin
in the book for me.
If that's not love, then
I don't know what is.
I did get pretty freaky.
You really can't unsee
that sort of thing. Yeah.
Speaking of...
Don't look, God.
All right, Rev! Ha ha!
There's nothing
like a reunion kiss
after you've killed a spouse.
Well, that's not how I
prefer to think of it.
But that's the way it is.
The body's still warm.
Yeah. Should we just
put a pin in this?
Yeah, we can just hit it later.
- That's fine.
- Yeah.
Well, I guess this is it.
You've come a long
way from the uptight,
goody-two-shoes I
met in Missouri.
Well, it turns out,
the infamous bandit
might have a heart of gold.
Oh, shh.
Let's just keep that
between you and me.
And I see you've got
your gang back together.
Not my gang. It's Trig's.
She's keeping me on
as her number two.
And you wouldn't believe
the great plan she has.
Dad, stop. You're
embarrassing me.
What? Can I not be
proud of my daughter?
Tell him!
I'm gonna run a train
into the White House.
Huh? How about that?
No, that's really bad.
You shouldn't do that.
Oh, I'm just glad the
family's back together.
I hate you guys so much.
- We hate you too, Dingus.
- Aww!
Now go on, get out of here,
before I pump you full of lead.
Well, I'll see you, Zeke.
Take care, Benny.
Yee-haw! Come on!
We owe that man everything.
We'd never have gotten
here without him.
Yeah.
We did kind of trash
the place, though.
Yeah, it's not exactly
a paradise on Earth
anymore, is it?
Some of the farmers and I
are going to take our
chances in Florida.
It is supposed to
be a perfect land
of citruses and sandy beaches.
Isn't Florida on the opposite
side of the country? Yes.
We shall take the Miami Trail.
It should be a piece of cake.
Would you like to come?
No. Thank you.
I don't know if I believe in
a perfect America anymore.
I think we're all
just better off
appreciating what we've got
and working to make it
just a little bit better.
Very well.
My pruny ass is getting a tan.
Well, where should we start?
Suppose we can
start by getting rid
of some of these dead bodies.
Yeah, they're probably gonna
start stinking pretty soon.
Hmm.
Let's get to work.
How about him? He seems light.
Mm-hmm.
Three, two, one.