Mao Mao: Heroes of Pure Heart (2019–…): Season 1, Episode 5 - Mao Mao's Bike Adventure - full transcript
When Mao Mao underestimates enemy and friend alike, it almost costs him the entire kingdom.
♪♪
♪ I love you
♪ I love you, Mao Mao
♪ Finally, my dreams
are coming true ♪
♪ Show me how
♪ How to be a hero like you
[ Mao Mao grunting ]Adorabat: Slap! Slap!
Orangusnake:
Gimme that bike! Ha!
Oh, you're mine now, girl --
Ooh!
Get back here, man!
-Ooh!
-Back off!
-Stop it!
-Slap, slap, slap!
Whap, whap, whap!
Relinquish the aerocycle,
fools!
You want it, you're gonna
have to go through me.
I am more
than a match for you!
Maybe. But you're no match
for me andmy bike.
[ Screams ]
Why do you want this thing
so bad anyway?
You may speak now.'Cause, boy, that thing
runs on a gem cell,
the part we need
to repair our airship.
Oh, that sounds cool.
Too bad you won't
be around to see it!
Ugh, was that an egg?
Gross!
[ Screaming ]
I'm blinding you!
Ow! [ Groans ]
Stand back, Adorabat!But I was gonna --
My heroic instincts told me
you were in serious danger.
Really?
Definitely.
Bl-bl-bl-bl!
He's right, you know.
I was about to deck ya!
Ah!
[ Groaning ]
Hello?! You're supposed to
be fighting me!
I already told you, you're no
match for me andmy aerocycle.
[ Screams ]
That's where
you're wrong!
I'm never wrong. Ha![ Shouting ]
[ Whistles ]
[ Yawns ]
[ Hisses ]
[ Yawns ]
-Yah!
-Mao Mao!
[ Shouts ]
[ Electricity crackles ]
Uhh...
[ Grunts ]
Dude, watch out for this guy!
You could get hurt!
[ Chuckles ]
This guy?
He's useless.
No, I'm not!
[ Roars ]
[ Screaming ]
-Boss!
-Boss!
Another flawless victory
where I did everything right.
You almost just got sliced
in twain, bro!
And did you really mean to get
Badgerclops' arm chopped off?
That was a scratch,
and, no, I didn't.
As a hero, I have to trust
my instinct, follow my gut.
But what if your instincts
were wrong, dude?
You could have gotten
seriously hurt!
Then it's good thing
a hero is never wrong.
♪♪
Hey, Mao Mao, aren't you
gonna lock your bike?
The sky pirates seemed pretty
serious about stealing it.
Pffft! They wouldn't dare
try to steal my baby girl
after the beating
we just gave them.
My heroic instincts
are telling me
we're in the clear
on this one.
And in case you forgot,
a hero is never wrong!
I'm gonna get a snack.
[ Insects chirping ]
[ Rooster crows ]
We're gonna
get ice cream, too!
Right after I get some more
katana wipes.
Gah! Wha-- Who put
all this ground here?
Wait a minute!
The aerocycle,
it's been stolen!
Oh, it was probably
the sky pirates.
Nonsense!
I told you the sky pirates
could never steal my bike,
and a hero
is never wrong!
[ Groans ]
Hmph.
Aha!
Evidence left behind!
Cookies.
Silly straws.
These are the trappings
of sweetypies!
Dude, you are literally
grasping at straws.
Why can't you just admit
you were wrong on this one?
Because, Badgerclops, if I'm
wrong, my instincts are wrong.
Then I can't fight,
I can't save the day,
and I can't be a hero!
Can't you see how important
that is to me?
[ Sighs ]
I'll get the tape.
Badgerclops:
No one cross this tape.
It's time for
a public meltdown.
I've gathered you all here today
for a very important reason.
The sheriff's department
has been robbed!
By the sky pirates!
It wasn't
the sky pirates!
They couldn't buckle a shoe
in the daytime,
let alone steal
my precious aerocycle!
Buckle a shoe?
I am certain that information
leading to the culprits
is among one of you!
You may be wondering
how I know this.
Well, it's quite simple.
Exhibit "A!"
A crazy straw found
at the scene of the crime,
which can only lead to you...
[ Slurping ]...Marion.
-Yay! Whoo!
-Yeah, Marion, you go girl!
I won!
You lose!
Everyone knows you drink
a melted ice cream beverage
with a crazy straw!
Actually, yeah,
I'm off the crazy straws.
Besides, I spent last night
at the gym
practicing
my hammering!
Unwilling
to cooperate, eh?
Then perhaps the answer
lies with exhibit "B!"
Some cookies!
Which can only lead to you,
Penny and Benny!
Is it because we spent all night
fixing the teeter-totter?
[ Birds squawk ]
Is that your quaint way
of establishing an alibi?
Ha!
You must think I'm blind!
But I assure you
I see everything.
Man, come on!
[ Muffled ] You know
it was the sky pirates.
You're so obsessed with never
being wrong that you --
that you won't
admit that --
Mmm.
Let's just move on.
Exhibit "C!"
Um, we don't have
an exhibit "C."
[ Tone sounding ]
What was that noise?!
It's a clue.
Badgerclops, confiscate that!
Yeah,
10 steps ahead of ya!
Pinky, what are you hiding
in that bag?
It's Wednesday,
which means I steal stale bagels
out of the Dumpsters!
We'll see about that!
They're hard as a rock, dude!
[ Gulps ]
Story checks out!
Checks out?
I haven't finished
questioning him!
Give it up, man.
These guys aren't thieves.
How would you know?
Um, I don't wanna agree
with Badgerclops,
but I've known these people
my whole life,
and I'm not even sure
they couldsteal anything.
Yeah, exactly!
Wait, what? Why don't you
want to agree with me?
Oh, I see now.
You're covering
for them.
They're yourfriends![ Gasps ]
And you clearly enjoy
their little hugs.
[ Tone sounding ]
Dude,
what are you saying?
That westole the aerocycle?
All of us?
You're crazy, dude!
Ooh!
We stole the aerocycle!
All of us!
You're crazy, dude!
Come on, now!Almost got it, Boss!
Ooh! Ooh!
Yoink! Once we place this gem
into the power thing,
we can finally
take off the ground!
[ Electricity crackles ]
[ Yelps ]
She breathes!
Everything is going
precisely as I planned!
[ All shout ]
[ Thud! ]
[ Laughing evilly ]
Ruby Pure Heart,
you belong to me!
You know something you're
not telling me, don't you?
Yes!
The identity of the one
who stole my bike.
Yes!
Really?
Uh, so you're hiding them!
Um, yes!
Where are they?
Um, line?
What?
I don't know what
I'm supposed to say here.
Adorabat,
you're not just --
you're not supposed to say yes
to everything I ask.
Oh! Okay!
All right, start again,
start again.
Who stole my bike?
Yes!
[ Groans ]
Thank you for coming,
Badgerclops.
Your cooperation will be noted
in your file.
Uh, I think you've got a piece
of food stuck in your teeth.
Wait, when did you
get to eat?
As you know, the official
company aerocycle was stolen.
By the sky pirates.
For reasons
we do not know.
So they can fix
their giant ship.
[ Groans ] I already told you
that's impossible,
and a hero
is never wrong!
♪♪
[ Rumbling ]
[ Pop! ]
Oh, hey, the sky pirates.
[ Laughs ]
It's unrelated!Well, my magical rhinoculars
beg to differ!
Give me those!
Hmph!
Hmph.
[ Dance music playing ]
No!
It can't be!
I was wrong.
My heroic instincts.
Wait, those binoculars
weren't magical!
[ Grunts ]
Nothing is magical!
[ Laughs ]
Hey, buddy.
I was wrong!
I was wrong...
about everything.
I'm no hero.
So, what, you're just
gonna give up?
Did you see? My hero's instincts
were wrong all day!
Any plan I come up with
to stop them now
will be the same --
wrong.
Okay, you were wrong!
So what?
Heroes are never wrong!
I am so sick
of hearing that!
You act like this is the
first time you ever messed up!
-[ Yawns]
-Mao Mao!
-[ Screams]
-But who cares?
You still fought!
And you still
saved the day!
[ Indistinct talking ]
Maybe a hero
canbe wrong,
as long as he never gives up
and does what's right.
But how am I gonna get up there
without my aerocycle?
And even then, they have
a laser defense system!
[ Laser zaps, bird squawks ]
I...have a plan.
It's now or never.
Release!
Pull!
What's triggered
our laser defense system?
[ Tone sounding ]
Give me back my baby.
Aah!
You'll never find it!
I've buried it deep within the
furthest bowels of this vessel!
Found it!
You may have found it.
But you'll never
get it down from --
Aah!
Be careful!
She's delicate!
This isn't over!
Aah!
Bring it on!
Adorabat,
position Alpha 37!
Badgerclops, now!
[ Screaming ]
Ah.
I feel better.
[ Screaming ]
Prepare for --
Now, now, I think
there's been some confusion.
Uh, I think
we'll take a nap
in this here
comfortable-looking net.
Hurry up, hurry up!
The air ship's going down
without that gem cell!
Come on, baby.
[ Engine starts ]Ha! Yes!
Uh, lady and gentlemen,
might we hitch a ride?
I fear the pending crash would
render some serious injury.
Normally, I'd agree with you,
but I've been wrong all day.
[ Laughter ]
[ Creaking ]
Badgerclops:
Are you seriously injured?
No, not unless you count
our feelings!
I do.
And in conclusion,
I am sorry!
I used to think that a hero
could never be wrong.
But I've since learned
it's more important
to listen to your friends
than your instincts.
Yeah, yeah, but...
listen to this!
[ Tone sounding ]
♪♪
♪ I love you
♪ I love you, Mao Mao
♪ Finally, my dreams
are coming true ♪
♪ Show me how
♪ How to be a hero like you
[ Mao Mao grunting ]Adorabat: Slap! Slap!
Orangusnake:
Gimme that bike! Ha!
Oh, you're mine now, girl --
Ooh!
Get back here, man!
-Ooh!
-Back off!
-Stop it!
-Slap, slap, slap!
Whap, whap, whap!
Relinquish the aerocycle,
fools!
You want it, you're gonna
have to go through me.
I am more
than a match for you!
Maybe. But you're no match
for me andmy bike.
[ Screams ]
Why do you want this thing
so bad anyway?
You may speak now.'Cause, boy, that thing
runs on a gem cell,
the part we need
to repair our airship.
Oh, that sounds cool.
Too bad you won't
be around to see it!
Ugh, was that an egg?
Gross!
[ Screaming ]
I'm blinding you!
Ow! [ Groans ]
Stand back, Adorabat!But I was gonna --
My heroic instincts told me
you were in serious danger.
Really?
Definitely.
Bl-bl-bl-bl!
He's right, you know.
I was about to deck ya!
Ah!
[ Groaning ]
Hello?! You're supposed to
be fighting me!
I already told you, you're no
match for me andmy aerocycle.
[ Screams ]
That's where
you're wrong!
I'm never wrong. Ha![ Shouting ]
[ Whistles ]
[ Yawns ]
[ Hisses ]
[ Yawns ]
-Yah!
-Mao Mao!
[ Shouts ]
[ Electricity crackles ]
Uhh...
[ Grunts ]
Dude, watch out for this guy!
You could get hurt!
[ Chuckles ]
This guy?
He's useless.
No, I'm not!
[ Roars ]
[ Screaming ]
-Boss!
-Boss!
Another flawless victory
where I did everything right.
You almost just got sliced
in twain, bro!
And did you really mean to get
Badgerclops' arm chopped off?
That was a scratch,
and, no, I didn't.
As a hero, I have to trust
my instinct, follow my gut.
But what if your instincts
were wrong, dude?
You could have gotten
seriously hurt!
Then it's good thing
a hero is never wrong.
♪♪
Hey, Mao Mao, aren't you
gonna lock your bike?
The sky pirates seemed pretty
serious about stealing it.
Pffft! They wouldn't dare
try to steal my baby girl
after the beating
we just gave them.
My heroic instincts
are telling me
we're in the clear
on this one.
And in case you forgot,
a hero is never wrong!
I'm gonna get a snack.
[ Insects chirping ]
[ Rooster crows ]
We're gonna
get ice cream, too!
Right after I get some more
katana wipes.
Gah! Wha-- Who put
all this ground here?
Wait a minute!
The aerocycle,
it's been stolen!
Oh, it was probably
the sky pirates.
Nonsense!
I told you the sky pirates
could never steal my bike,
and a hero
is never wrong!
[ Groans ]
Hmph.
Aha!
Evidence left behind!
Cookies.
Silly straws.
These are the trappings
of sweetypies!
Dude, you are literally
grasping at straws.
Why can't you just admit
you were wrong on this one?
Because, Badgerclops, if I'm
wrong, my instincts are wrong.
Then I can't fight,
I can't save the day,
and I can't be a hero!
Can't you see how important
that is to me?
[ Sighs ]
I'll get the tape.
Badgerclops:
No one cross this tape.
It's time for
a public meltdown.
I've gathered you all here today
for a very important reason.
The sheriff's department
has been robbed!
By the sky pirates!
It wasn't
the sky pirates!
They couldn't buckle a shoe
in the daytime,
let alone steal
my precious aerocycle!
Buckle a shoe?
I am certain that information
leading to the culprits
is among one of you!
You may be wondering
how I know this.
Well, it's quite simple.
Exhibit "A!"
A crazy straw found
at the scene of the crime,
which can only lead to you...
[ Slurping ]...Marion.
-Yay! Whoo!
-Yeah, Marion, you go girl!
I won!
You lose!
Everyone knows you drink
a melted ice cream beverage
with a crazy straw!
Actually, yeah,
I'm off the crazy straws.
Besides, I spent last night
at the gym
practicing
my hammering!
Unwilling
to cooperate, eh?
Then perhaps the answer
lies with exhibit "B!"
Some cookies!
Which can only lead to you,
Penny and Benny!
Is it because we spent all night
fixing the teeter-totter?
[ Birds squawk ]
Is that your quaint way
of establishing an alibi?
Ha!
You must think I'm blind!
But I assure you
I see everything.
Man, come on!
[ Muffled ] You know
it was the sky pirates.
You're so obsessed with never
being wrong that you --
that you won't
admit that --
Mmm.
Let's just move on.
Exhibit "C!"
Um, we don't have
an exhibit "C."
[ Tone sounding ]
What was that noise?!
It's a clue.
Badgerclops, confiscate that!
Yeah,
10 steps ahead of ya!
Pinky, what are you hiding
in that bag?
It's Wednesday,
which means I steal stale bagels
out of the Dumpsters!
We'll see about that!
They're hard as a rock, dude!
[ Gulps ]
Story checks out!
Checks out?
I haven't finished
questioning him!
Give it up, man.
These guys aren't thieves.
How would you know?
Um, I don't wanna agree
with Badgerclops,
but I've known these people
my whole life,
and I'm not even sure
they couldsteal anything.
Yeah, exactly!
Wait, what? Why don't you
want to agree with me?
Oh, I see now.
You're covering
for them.
They're yourfriends![ Gasps ]
And you clearly enjoy
their little hugs.
[ Tone sounding ]
Dude,
what are you saying?
That westole the aerocycle?
All of us?
You're crazy, dude!
Ooh!
We stole the aerocycle!
All of us!
You're crazy, dude!
Come on, now!Almost got it, Boss!
Ooh! Ooh!
Yoink! Once we place this gem
into the power thing,
we can finally
take off the ground!
[ Electricity crackles ]
[ Yelps ]
She breathes!
Everything is going
precisely as I planned!
[ All shout ]
[ Thud! ]
[ Laughing evilly ]
Ruby Pure Heart,
you belong to me!
You know something you're
not telling me, don't you?
Yes!
The identity of the one
who stole my bike.
Yes!
Really?
Uh, so you're hiding them!
Um, yes!
Where are they?
Um, line?
What?
I don't know what
I'm supposed to say here.
Adorabat,
you're not just --
you're not supposed to say yes
to everything I ask.
Oh! Okay!
All right, start again,
start again.
Who stole my bike?
Yes!
[ Groans ]
Thank you for coming,
Badgerclops.
Your cooperation will be noted
in your file.
Uh, I think you've got a piece
of food stuck in your teeth.
Wait, when did you
get to eat?
As you know, the official
company aerocycle was stolen.
By the sky pirates.
For reasons
we do not know.
So they can fix
their giant ship.
[ Groans ] I already told you
that's impossible,
and a hero
is never wrong!
♪♪
[ Rumbling ]
[ Pop! ]
Oh, hey, the sky pirates.
[ Laughs ]
It's unrelated!Well, my magical rhinoculars
beg to differ!
Give me those!
Hmph!
Hmph.
[ Dance music playing ]
No!
It can't be!
I was wrong.
My heroic instincts.
Wait, those binoculars
weren't magical!
[ Grunts ]
Nothing is magical!
[ Laughs ]
Hey, buddy.
I was wrong!
I was wrong...
about everything.
I'm no hero.
So, what, you're just
gonna give up?
Did you see? My hero's instincts
were wrong all day!
Any plan I come up with
to stop them now
will be the same --
wrong.
Okay, you were wrong!
So what?
Heroes are never wrong!
I am so sick
of hearing that!
You act like this is the
first time you ever messed up!
-[ Yawns]
-Mao Mao!
-[ Screams]
-But who cares?
You still fought!
And you still
saved the day!
[ Indistinct talking ]
Maybe a hero
canbe wrong,
as long as he never gives up
and does what's right.
But how am I gonna get up there
without my aerocycle?
And even then, they have
a laser defense system!
[ Laser zaps, bird squawks ]
I...have a plan.
It's now or never.
Release!
Pull!
What's triggered
our laser defense system?
[ Tone sounding ]
Give me back my baby.
Aah!
You'll never find it!
I've buried it deep within the
furthest bowels of this vessel!
Found it!
You may have found it.
But you'll never
get it down from --
Aah!
Be careful!
She's delicate!
This isn't over!
Aah!
Bring it on!
Adorabat,
position Alpha 37!
Badgerclops, now!
[ Screaming ]
Ah.
I feel better.
[ Screaming ]
Prepare for --
Now, now, I think
there's been some confusion.
Uh, I think
we'll take a nap
in this here
comfortable-looking net.
Hurry up, hurry up!
The air ship's going down
without that gem cell!
Come on, baby.
[ Engine starts ]Ha! Yes!
Uh, lady and gentlemen,
might we hitch a ride?
I fear the pending crash would
render some serious injury.
Normally, I'd agree with you,
but I've been wrong all day.
[ Laughter ]
[ Creaking ]
Badgerclops:
Are you seriously injured?
No, not unless you count
our feelings!
I do.
And in conclusion,
I am sorry!
I used to think that a hero
could never be wrong.
But I've since learned
it's more important
to listen to your friends
than your instincts.
Yeah, yeah, but...
listen to this!
[ Tone sounding ]
♪♪