Mao Mao: Heroes of Pure Heart (2019–…): Season 1, Episode 4 - Ultraclops - full transcript
After being disrespected by Mao Mao and Adorabat, Badgerclops takes the opportunity to become big and do what he wants.
♪♪
♪ I love you
♪ I love you, Mao Mao
♪ Finally, my dreams
are coming true ♪
♪ Show me how
♪ How to be a hero like you
Mao Mao: [ Yawns ] Ahh!
Good day of work defending
Pure Heart Valley, everyone.
[ Yawns ] Hey, guys,
you think I could take
the top bunk tonight?
[ Laughs ]
Oh, Badgerclops,
you're such a kidder.
Yeah, just joking.
Uh, oh, do you think we could
turn the night-light on?
A night-light?
[ Laughs ]
Oh, the laughter
never ends.
Except for now.
Hmm.
[ Snoring ]
[ Straining ]
So uncomfortable.
[ Yelling ]
[ Rooster crows ]
[ Yawns ]
[ Smacks lips ]
Man:
One, two, three, four.
Arms together now.
One, two, three, four.
[ Growls ]
Y'all!
Do you have to do this
so early in the morning?
Plus, I'm all scrunched up
down here.
It's ridiculous that I gotta
share the bottom bunk
with all of your weapons
and gear, too.
Why can't I ever sleep
on the top bunk?
Morning warm-ups are important,
Badgerclops.
[ Laughing ] And, you know,
it's a little silly
for the biggest guy on the team
to be on the top bunk.
It's not just the bed's
too small.
Y'all never consider
what I want.
"Kendo Ken!" "Kendo Ken!"
"Kendo Ken!"
You don't even pay attention
when I want to talk!
She was gonna become
a marine biologist, but -- Huh?
Where have you been this
whole time I was talking?
I'm molting!
Ah!
I feel like I never have
any me time.
Ugh!
And I'm tired of never having
any personal space!
La la la la la la la!Do you have permits for that?
Y-Y-Y-You're under arrest!
So I guess what I'm trying
to say is,
I'm tired of y'all
blowing me off and -- Huh?
Mao?
Where'd y'all go?
...and he didn't even
wear a helmet!
Ugh, they never
listen to me!
Just shove it all down.
Shove it all down...
again.
[ Alarm blaring ]
The monster alarm!
Let's --
Aw, laying down
on the job again?
Ha ha,
classic Badgerclops.
Badgerclops is so silly!
Okay, let's go.
♪♪
[ Footsteps thudding ]
[ Horn honks ]
♪♪
[ Gasps ]
Whoa!
A new foe,
ripe for the picking.
Dude, let's not rush
into this, okay?
That guy's huge.
Now's not the time
for your merry joke-making!
To the aerocycle!Ow!
♪♪
Ha!
Fiery cross slash!
[ Moaning ]
[ Grunting ]
You're not even
making a dent.
I wasn't trying to!
Camille:
Yes, you were!
We've been watching you
this whole time.
And you are?
Camille.
And this is my apprentice,
Honey!
We're the
magi-technicians who --A-bup-bup-bup-bup.
As much as I'd love
to hear your life story,
kinda got my hands full
right now.
[ Grunting ]
Ah, well, it's too bad we don't
have a weird magic thing
to make you big.
Eh?
Oh, yeah!
We do have one of those!
Oh, she's so helpful.
I don't need
to be bigger!
I worked hard to be strong
at this size!
See? This thing's practically
crying for mercy already!
I'm not doing it!
If Mao Mao won't get super-huge,
I can do it!
[ Giggles ]
Both: Adorabat,
you're too big!
Nyag-nyag-nyag-nyag-nyag!Okay.
Just press the gem on the front
and hold it up in the air!
Oh, and say an adorable
catchphrase or something.
Maximum chill!
Whoa!
Look how big I am!
Look how widdle y'all are!
I'm not widdle.
Announcer:
Special news announcement
from the show grown-ups watch
because they hate themselves!
Scoops with the scoop on what's
the haps in Pure Heart Valley!
Investigative reporter
Clark Lockjaw
is on the scene
of the ginormo monster fight.
Clark, what's it look like
out there?
Yip yip yip yip yip
yip yip yip yip!
[ Footsteps thudding ]
[ Growls ]
[ Roars ]
Time to hit the road,
big guy!
That was a great show,
Badgerclops!
Here's the locket
for shrinking back down!
No.
What?
I like being huge!
I'm gonna stay this way.
That's funny, Badgerclops.
Ha ha.
You can't expect us to just
live with you this big.
You'll destroy the kingdom.
Come on.
[ Sighs ]
Shove it down, Badgerclops.
Just -- Wait.
I don't have to listen to what
tiny people want anymore.
I'm not shrinking back down!
I'm done stuffing down
all my problems.
What just stomped
through the street?
What's that running
on the building tops?
What just crushed
my back seat?
Who is it?
It's Ultraclops!
Ha ha!
Top bunk!
Toppest bunk of all!
I can watch any show I want!
Can't stop me, y'all!
What's up?
I can talk to everybody.
They can't get away.
Ha ha ha!
That's right!
Ultraclops is here to stay.
Come on, now!
If I want a night-light on,
I get a night-light on.
If you make annoying noises,
well, you're gonna be gone.
Goodbye!
Ha-hoo.
Ultraclops!
Hoo!
Honey and Camille!Hello!
I need a magic potion
or something to fix Badgerclops.
What's wrong with him?Wait, what's wrong?
Look at him!
-Dancing in the background!
-Ooh!
Well, we don't have a cure
for dancing, but I'm trying.
Not the dancing!
He's destroying the kingdom!
Oh!
Good catch.
I-I need to shrink him
back down
before he hurts
any more sweetie pies.
Is there any way to use
the locket as a weapon?
Of course!
I mean no!
But the giant effect
can make someone
blow up emotionally, too!
You could confront him
about his issues, right?
Confront him, you say?
Like in battle!
Ah, the old
gas-on-the-open-flame technique!
I love it!
Oh, wait.
No, that's a terrible --
Eh.
Announcer: Oh, for the love
of -- Wasn't the news just on?
Ultraclops is ruining our lives.
Here's a piece of footage
I caught today
because I'm multitalented.
Thank you!
You're welcome!
As you can see, our very own
Pinky and his good friend Todd
are just trying to enjoy a day
in the park when suddenly --
For the record,
Todd just followed me there.
I'm not his friend.
Hold on!
Breaking news!
Calls are coming in
about a second giant.
This amateur video
was sent in
by an amateur
who should back off.
This is my job, see?
Clark, what do you
have for us?
Yip yip yip yip yip
yip yip yip yip yip!
Badgerclops,
I challenge you!
This cannot be!
None contend
the Ultraclops!
Return to normal
or face defeat!
Your idea is to become big
and fight me
and destroy
more of the kingdom?
Yeah,
great idea, genius!
Yip yip yip yip yip yip
yip yip yip yip yip!
Well, I don't hear
your great idea, Clark!
Squaw! Squaw!
Adominous bat!
Adorabat, what are you doing?!Squaw, squaw, squaw!
Adorabat, get --
get out of my space!
Adorabat, leave me alone!
Out of his space...
Clark, I think
I've got it.
Just ignore them.
Just ignore them.La la la la la la la!
[ Chuckles ] Oh, Gloria,
you're completely unlovable.
Adorabat and Mao Mao:
"Kendo Ken!"
All: "Kendo Ken!"
"Kendo Ken!"
Whatever, at least
I still have top bunk.
Aah!We built a giant bunk bed
up here
so we can all
sleep together!
We displaced thousands
of woodland creatures!
Guess it's back
to the bottom bunk.
[ Crying ]
One, two, three, four.
Arms together now.
One, two, three, four.
I knew it!
That weird
rain dance thing!
Making me take
the bottom bunk!
You clearly knew
that stuff annoyed me!
And instead of hearing me, you
use it as a weapon against me.
You walk all over me
like a shoe.
A shoe?
[ Crying ] You know, 'cause --
'cause your feet are in shoes
and the shoes are
under your feet.
The analogy works!
You know what?
I'm done with this!
Just give me
the dang necklace!
Minimum chill!
[ Crying ]
I'll never forget you,
miniature version of everything.
[ Groans ] I'm free!
[ Pants ]
There! [ Sniffles ]
Just take it!
[ Crying ]
All right,
let's go home.
Nah.
I'm just gonna
walk home, man.
-[ Gasps ]
-He never walks!
Are you?
[ Chuckles ] Come on.
Silly old ridiculous
Badgerclops.
We'll go home,
watch some TV --
Just --
I can't even have a walk?
The thing I hate most?!
Come on, you're not really mad,
right?
You know what, guys?
Why don't you just click it
or ticket?
Was I mean to Badgerclops?
Yes.
[ Crying ]
Maybe it wasn't as much you
as it was me.
I'm gonna
make it up to him.
We both will.
Mao Mao:
Greetings, Badgerclops!
We've been watching
your favorite program!
I like the kissy parts!
You want
to join in?
This is it, huh?
Nice apology, guys.
I'm gonna get a snack.
Oh, uh, that's cool.
We'll sit with you!
Y'all, come on.
I don't want to hear --
Oh, no, uh,
we're not here to talk.
We're here to listen.
Yeah! Did you see anything weird
when you were huge?
Well, today, I was
ripping off Todd's roof.
And, like, get this --
He's got a whole birthday party
going on in there!
I didn't even know
it was...
[ Laughter ]
He totally did!
He totally did.
[ Yawns ]
Guess we should
turn in.
Yeah.
Well, night, guys.
Wait!
What are you doing in my bunk?
But this is --My bunk!
Yours is up there.
[ Gasps ] Top bunk?!
[ Whimpering excitedly ]
Badgerclops, we...
You don't have to
say sorry, man.
This was --
No!
What I was gonna say was --
Ah, we got you
the night-light, too!
So you can make
your weird drawings!
[ Gasps ]
Y'all heard me after all.
Well, it only took you
destroying half the kingdom.
But from now on, we won't
blow you off until you blow up.
Night, y'all!
♪♪
Mao Mao: I feel like
we forgot something.
♪♪
♪ I love you
♪ I love you, Mao Mao
♪ Finally, my dreams
are coming true ♪
♪ Show me how
♪ How to be a hero like you
Mao Mao: [ Yawns ] Ahh!
Good day of work defending
Pure Heart Valley, everyone.
[ Yawns ] Hey, guys,
you think I could take
the top bunk tonight?
[ Laughs ]
Oh, Badgerclops,
you're such a kidder.
Yeah, just joking.
Uh, oh, do you think we could
turn the night-light on?
A night-light?
[ Laughs ]
Oh, the laughter
never ends.
Except for now.
Hmm.
[ Snoring ]
[ Straining ]
So uncomfortable.
[ Yelling ]
[ Rooster crows ]
[ Yawns ]
[ Smacks lips ]
Man:
One, two, three, four.
Arms together now.
One, two, three, four.
[ Growls ]
Y'all!
Do you have to do this
so early in the morning?
Plus, I'm all scrunched up
down here.
It's ridiculous that I gotta
share the bottom bunk
with all of your weapons
and gear, too.
Why can't I ever sleep
on the top bunk?
Morning warm-ups are important,
Badgerclops.
[ Laughing ] And, you know,
it's a little silly
for the biggest guy on the team
to be on the top bunk.
It's not just the bed's
too small.
Y'all never consider
what I want.
"Kendo Ken!" "Kendo Ken!"
"Kendo Ken!"
You don't even pay attention
when I want to talk!
She was gonna become
a marine biologist, but -- Huh?
Where have you been this
whole time I was talking?
I'm molting!
Ah!
I feel like I never have
any me time.
Ugh!
And I'm tired of never having
any personal space!
La la la la la la la!Do you have permits for that?
Y-Y-Y-You're under arrest!
So I guess what I'm trying
to say is,
I'm tired of y'all
blowing me off and -- Huh?
Mao?
Where'd y'all go?
...and he didn't even
wear a helmet!
Ugh, they never
listen to me!
Just shove it all down.
Shove it all down...
again.
[ Alarm blaring ]
The monster alarm!
Let's --
Aw, laying down
on the job again?
Ha ha,
classic Badgerclops.
Badgerclops is so silly!
Okay, let's go.
♪♪
[ Footsteps thudding ]
[ Horn honks ]
♪♪
[ Gasps ]
Whoa!
A new foe,
ripe for the picking.
Dude, let's not rush
into this, okay?
That guy's huge.
Now's not the time
for your merry joke-making!
To the aerocycle!Ow!
♪♪
Ha!
Fiery cross slash!
[ Moaning ]
[ Grunting ]
You're not even
making a dent.
I wasn't trying to!
Camille:
Yes, you were!
We've been watching you
this whole time.
And you are?
Camille.
And this is my apprentice,
Honey!
We're the
magi-technicians who --A-bup-bup-bup-bup.
As much as I'd love
to hear your life story,
kinda got my hands full
right now.
[ Grunting ]
Ah, well, it's too bad we don't
have a weird magic thing
to make you big.
Eh?
Oh, yeah!
We do have one of those!
Oh, she's so helpful.
I don't need
to be bigger!
I worked hard to be strong
at this size!
See? This thing's practically
crying for mercy already!
I'm not doing it!
If Mao Mao won't get super-huge,
I can do it!
[ Giggles ]
Both: Adorabat,
you're too big!
Nyag-nyag-nyag-nyag-nyag!Okay.
Just press the gem on the front
and hold it up in the air!
Oh, and say an adorable
catchphrase or something.
Maximum chill!
Whoa!
Look how big I am!
Look how widdle y'all are!
I'm not widdle.
Announcer:
Special news announcement
from the show grown-ups watch
because they hate themselves!
Scoops with the scoop on what's
the haps in Pure Heart Valley!
Investigative reporter
Clark Lockjaw
is on the scene
of the ginormo monster fight.
Clark, what's it look like
out there?
Yip yip yip yip yip
yip yip yip yip!
[ Footsteps thudding ]
[ Growls ]
[ Roars ]
Time to hit the road,
big guy!
That was a great show,
Badgerclops!
Here's the locket
for shrinking back down!
No.
What?
I like being huge!
I'm gonna stay this way.
That's funny, Badgerclops.
Ha ha.
You can't expect us to just
live with you this big.
You'll destroy the kingdom.
Come on.
[ Sighs ]
Shove it down, Badgerclops.
Just -- Wait.
I don't have to listen to what
tiny people want anymore.
I'm not shrinking back down!
I'm done stuffing down
all my problems.
What just stomped
through the street?
What's that running
on the building tops?
What just crushed
my back seat?
Who is it?
It's Ultraclops!
Ha ha!
Top bunk!
Toppest bunk of all!
I can watch any show I want!
Can't stop me, y'all!
What's up?
I can talk to everybody.
They can't get away.
Ha ha ha!
That's right!
Ultraclops is here to stay.
Come on, now!
If I want a night-light on,
I get a night-light on.
If you make annoying noises,
well, you're gonna be gone.
Goodbye!
Ha-hoo.
Ultraclops!
Hoo!
Honey and Camille!Hello!
I need a magic potion
or something to fix Badgerclops.
What's wrong with him?Wait, what's wrong?
Look at him!
-Dancing in the background!
-Ooh!
Well, we don't have a cure
for dancing, but I'm trying.
Not the dancing!
He's destroying the kingdom!
Oh!
Good catch.
I-I need to shrink him
back down
before he hurts
any more sweetie pies.
Is there any way to use
the locket as a weapon?
Of course!
I mean no!
But the giant effect
can make someone
blow up emotionally, too!
You could confront him
about his issues, right?
Confront him, you say?
Like in battle!
Ah, the old
gas-on-the-open-flame technique!
I love it!
Oh, wait.
No, that's a terrible --
Eh.
Announcer: Oh, for the love
of -- Wasn't the news just on?
Ultraclops is ruining our lives.
Here's a piece of footage
I caught today
because I'm multitalented.
Thank you!
You're welcome!
As you can see, our very own
Pinky and his good friend Todd
are just trying to enjoy a day
in the park when suddenly --
For the record,
Todd just followed me there.
I'm not his friend.
Hold on!
Breaking news!
Calls are coming in
about a second giant.
This amateur video
was sent in
by an amateur
who should back off.
This is my job, see?
Clark, what do you
have for us?
Yip yip yip yip yip
yip yip yip yip yip!
Badgerclops,
I challenge you!
This cannot be!
None contend
the Ultraclops!
Return to normal
or face defeat!
Your idea is to become big
and fight me
and destroy
more of the kingdom?
Yeah,
great idea, genius!
Yip yip yip yip yip yip
yip yip yip yip yip!
Well, I don't hear
your great idea, Clark!
Squaw! Squaw!
Adominous bat!
Adorabat, what are you doing?!Squaw, squaw, squaw!
Adorabat, get --
get out of my space!
Adorabat, leave me alone!
Out of his space...
Clark, I think
I've got it.
Just ignore them.
Just ignore them.La la la la la la la!
[ Chuckles ] Oh, Gloria,
you're completely unlovable.
Adorabat and Mao Mao:
"Kendo Ken!"
All: "Kendo Ken!"
"Kendo Ken!"
Whatever, at least
I still have top bunk.
Aah!We built a giant bunk bed
up here
so we can all
sleep together!
We displaced thousands
of woodland creatures!
Guess it's back
to the bottom bunk.
[ Crying ]
One, two, three, four.
Arms together now.
One, two, three, four.
I knew it!
That weird
rain dance thing!
Making me take
the bottom bunk!
You clearly knew
that stuff annoyed me!
And instead of hearing me, you
use it as a weapon against me.
You walk all over me
like a shoe.
A shoe?
[ Crying ] You know, 'cause --
'cause your feet are in shoes
and the shoes are
under your feet.
The analogy works!
You know what?
I'm done with this!
Just give me
the dang necklace!
Minimum chill!
[ Crying ]
I'll never forget you,
miniature version of everything.
[ Groans ] I'm free!
[ Pants ]
There! [ Sniffles ]
Just take it!
[ Crying ]
All right,
let's go home.
Nah.
I'm just gonna
walk home, man.
-[ Gasps ]
-He never walks!
Are you?
[ Chuckles ] Come on.
Silly old ridiculous
Badgerclops.
We'll go home,
watch some TV --
Just --
I can't even have a walk?
The thing I hate most?!
Come on, you're not really mad,
right?
You know what, guys?
Why don't you just click it
or ticket?
Was I mean to Badgerclops?
Yes.
[ Crying ]
Maybe it wasn't as much you
as it was me.
I'm gonna
make it up to him.
We both will.
Mao Mao:
Greetings, Badgerclops!
We've been watching
your favorite program!
I like the kissy parts!
You want
to join in?
This is it, huh?
Nice apology, guys.
I'm gonna get a snack.
Oh, uh, that's cool.
We'll sit with you!
Y'all, come on.
I don't want to hear --
Oh, no, uh,
we're not here to talk.
We're here to listen.
Yeah! Did you see anything weird
when you were huge?
Well, today, I was
ripping off Todd's roof.
And, like, get this --
He's got a whole birthday party
going on in there!
I didn't even know
it was...
[ Laughter ]
He totally did!
He totally did.
[ Yawns ]
Guess we should
turn in.
Yeah.
Well, night, guys.
Wait!
What are you doing in my bunk?
But this is --My bunk!
Yours is up there.
[ Gasps ] Top bunk?!
[ Whimpering excitedly ]
Badgerclops, we...
You don't have to
say sorry, man.
This was --
No!
What I was gonna say was --
Ah, we got you
the night-light, too!
So you can make
your weird drawings!
[ Gasps ]
Y'all heard me after all.
Well, it only took you
destroying half the kingdom.
But from now on, we won't
blow you off until you blow up.
Night, y'all!
♪♪
Mao Mao: I feel like
we forgot something.
♪♪