Mao Mao: Heroes of Pure Heart (2019–…): Season 1, Episode 21 - The Truth Stinks - full transcript
The gang is unsure on how to tell Badgerclops that he smells.
♪♪
♪ I love you
♪ I love you, Mao Mao
♪ Finally, my dreams
are coming true ♪
♪ Show me how
♪ How to be a hero like you
Hey, everyone!
It's a super a super bloom!
[ Laughs ]
I'm alive with pleasure.
[ Laughing ]
-[ Coughing ]
[ Choking ]
-I'm telling you man,
these purifying crystals
have really changed my life.
They pull the toxins
right out of ya,
so you don't have
to waste your time
showering or doing your hygiene.
Uh, who are you
talking to?
[ Shouting ]
I've never felt so clean![ Choking ]
[ Chuckling ]
-[ Laughs ]
[ Rapping ] ♪ Crystals keep
my smell away ♪
♪ I feel really good
every single day ♪
Ayo!
Is it me, or is
Badgerclops a little...
Stinky? Ever since he got
those stupid crystals,
he hasn't bathed once.
Oh, would you look at that?
Uh, I think my crops
are calling for me, and -- ahh!
-Get back here
or you're under arrest.
Should one of us tell him
he's stinky?
Absolutely not.
[ Muttering ]I'm sorry.
I didn't realize picking them
was illegal.Should've thought of that
before you became
a dirty thief, Kevin.
[ Slavers ]
Trust me, Adorabat,
the lastthing you should do
is tell him -- hnn!
Hey, Badgerclops,
I have something
really important
to tell you.
-Hit me with it, baby.
- Ah! [ Gasps ]
You really, really, really,
really, really...
stink.
-You cannottell him the truth.
But why not?
He's smelly.
Badgerclops is a wonderful guy,
Adorabat, alright?
Light of my life.
Wind in my sails.
But he cannottake
personal criticism.
This one time
he cut his own bangs,
and some villager
from the Great Plains
told him he did
a bad job.[ Laughter ]
They're called
the Just Okay Plains now.
Could you imagine
what would happen if
we told him the truth?!
Besides, a hero always
protects their friends'
feelings, even when --
[ Whispering loudly ] Hi.
What are we whispering about?
[ Strained ] Oh, we were just
admiring your crysta-- ugh.
Right, Adorabat.
Mm. Mm-hmm.
They are pretty dope, huh?
Thanks to these babies,
I'll never have to shower again
for the rest of my life.
I love you, purifying crystals.
[ Whispering ]
You complete me.
Yo, Marion!
Check out my cry-stals!
[ Inhale sharply ]
[ Panting ]
Mao Mao, please.
I almost threw up that time.
[ Exhales sharply ]
You're right.
We're gonna have to get him
clean ourselves.
But we absolutely cannot
let him know what we're up to.
Right.
Operation No Stank is a go!
Yeah, we're not
calling it that.
Let's just go
over the plan again.
Second verse
of the crystal song.[ Muttering ]
I can't think of a word
that rhymes with "song."
Look at you guys whispering
under the table
like a bunch
of wackadoos.
[ Whispering ]
Affirmative.
And if that doesn't work,
trap his butt in the shower.
Got it?
Got it.
Ah -- mm?
[ Ping ]
Why, hello there,
little friend.
[ Gasps ] What's that?
You want me to...
eat you?
Oh, my. Th-This is all
happening so fast, I --
Wait, you said
you'renervous, too?
Well, gosh, uh, maybe we could
be nervous...together.
[ Moaning ]
[ Garbling ]
[ Exhales deeply ]
[ Crying ]
What have I done?!
[ Shouting ]
I'll never love like that again!
Oh. Oh, my.
Robo Arm...[ Robo Arm blips ]
...play my beignet playlist,
please.
Playing beignet playlist --
one song.
[ Disco music plays ]
Women: ♪ Beignet, beignet
Deep voice: ♪ Beignet ♪ Beignet, beignet
♪ Beignets, beignet ♪ Beignets
♪ Beignet, beignet
♪♪
[ Door creaks ]
[ Explosions ]
[ Fan whirring ]
[ Electricity crackling ]
♪♪
[ Explosion ]
♪ Beignet, beignet
♪ Beignet, beignet
♪♪
[ Curtain rod tinkles ]
♪♪
[ Knobs creaking ]
[ Sword swishes ]
[ Chuckles ] Just kidding.
I'm full.
Together:
[ Muffled ] What?!
[ Snoring ]
[ Screaming ]
I can't take it anymore!
I have to end this!
Adorabat, no.
No, let me go!
It needs to be done!
It's not over yet.
I've got one last idea
that can't possibly fail.
Hey, where'd y'all
go?! I wanted to get
lunch and then I ate
a bunch of beignets, and I still
kinda want to get lunch!
I'm also lonely.
Mao Mao: Hey, Badgerclops,
over here!
[ Chuckling ] Not the first
weird trail I've followed today.
It's me, I guess?
Over.
[ Laughing ] Badgerclops.
How's it going?
You need to say "over"
when you're done talking, dude.
And where are you guys?
Over.
Look to your left.
No, your other left.
O-Over.[ Radio blips ]
Dude, that is my left.
Over.
See?
By using
these walkie-talkies,
we can remain far away
from Badgerclops' stink
and his feelings.
Okay, just a couple
of questions.
Number one --
What are you doing? Over.
Oh, well, you see, we've
really expanded lately.
So we decided we needed
a second HQ.
What with all the monsters
wreaking havoc,
it just makes more sense
to set up --
[ Screaming ][ Metal music plays ]
Alright, spill it.
Y'all are hiding something.
What?
[ Laughs ]
No one's
hiding anything.
[ Straining ]
[ Alarm sounding ]
Oh, the monster alarm.
[ Gasps ]
Oh, you know what,
Badgerclops?
Uh, you look tired after eating
all those beignets, uh...
Oh, so you're just gonna
leave without me? Is that it?!
We just think you can use...
[shudders] some me time.
That's what my crystals are for.
We really just think
this battle...
[coughs] will sour your vibe.
[ Gagging ]
Seriously, just be
straight with me.
Why don't you guys
want me to come?
I can take personal criticism.
Is something wrong?![ Chuckles ] Well the...
[ Coughing ]
...the thing is...
[ Gagging ][ Straining ]
...that you --[ Shouting ] You stink!
You stink, you stink,
you stink, you stink!
[ Screaming ]
You smell...so...bad!
[ Panting loudly ]
Uh, she didn't mean that,
Badgerclops.
Uh, let's just
take a moment --
Oh, okay. Well, I'm sorry
you feel that way.
Wow, you're...[scoffs]
really taking this well.
[ Echoing scream ]
How dare you?!
You think you can judge me?!
Y'all are just jealous
of my dope crystals!
[ Shouting ]
I'm sorry if we hurt
your feelings.
We just don't think the crystals
are helping you. Can't you...
[ Murmuring ] Start the
aerocycle, Adorabat.
...see what we're doing?
I'll have you know my crystals
work just fine.
The only thing that stinks
around here is your attitudes.
[ Alarm sounding ]Look, we're sorry.
Why don't you just come
and help us, alright?
Help?!
Oh, I'll give you some help.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's right!
Wouldn't want to stink up
your aerocycle!
[ Metal music plays ]
[ Growling ]
Monster!
[ Shouting ]
Alright, Adorabat,
let's deal with this monster.
Sheriff, the monster
destroyed my bakery
after I offered him
some of my cookies.
Ain't nobody want
your nasty cookies, Muffins.
Now run!
-[ Crying ]
That was a little mean.You said we're
supposed to protect
our friends'feelings.[ Stomping ]
She's not my friend.
Look out!
The nerve of those two!
They think they can just tell me
whether I do things
right or wrong?
[ Straining ] See?
We don't need Badgerclops' help.
Every monster we ever beat was
because we did things my way!
[ Grunting ]
I'm not sure we can beat
this guy without Badgerclops.
[ Weakly ] Nonsense.
He's about to tap
out, I feel it.
Mao doesn't even
grow his trees right.
They're too small!
[ Straining ]
Oh, uh-oh!
We need to call
Badgerclops for help!
Okay! Okay!
[ Strains ]
I don't stink.
In fact, I smell great.
[ Sniffs ]
Ah.
Like -- like I said...
[gags ] I smell great.
Mao Mao:
Badgerclops.
Come in, Badgerclops!
Please pick up!
What do youwant?
Over.
Badgerclops,
we need your help.
I'll only help ifyou tell me
how great I smell. Over.
Mao Mao and Adorabat:
[ Gasping ] You smell great!
We were wrong!
[ Crying ]
Y'all did say "over,"
but apology accepted.
[ Screaming ] Badgerclops,
please hurry!
Badgerclops, activate.
[ Laughing ]
W-W-W-W-What's going on?
Look, y'all.
Hey, what's up, y'all?
Oh, yeah!
Badgerclops is here!
Ohh...Oh...
Don't fret, Sweetie Pies.
The sheriff's
department is...
Aw, must be nap time.
[ Clears throat ]
Okay, where's that monster?[ Stomping approaches ]
[ Growling ]
[ Hawking ][ Ping ]
That's Mao Mao's sword.
They must've
gotten sucked up.
This wouldn't
have happened
if they weren't
so mean to me!
[ Crying ]
But I'll
avenge them anyway.
[ Shouting ] Time to lay
the hammer down!
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, ooh!
Yes!
[ Screaming ] No![ Thunk ]
Ohh! Ah, it smells
worsein here now!
Ugh. Oh, I guess
that makes sense.
Oh, hey, you're both okay.
Wait.
I thought you said
I smelled good.
[ Straining ]
I don't think I can breathe.
[ Coughing ]
[ Laughing ]
Ooh!
[ Grunts ]
Oh, what's the matter?
Too much badger for ya?!
[ Coughing ]
[ Growling ] Pee-yew!
What? [ Scoffs ]
You're just jealous
of my crystals, too!
But why would a monster
be jealous of my crystals?
Do I...really...stink?
[ Straining ] It stunk less
inside the monster.
[ Snorts, roars ]
Thanks for coming, Badgerclops.
We...
We can really use your help
with this guy.
[ Gags ]
Look...[exhales sharply ]
...can we just put
what we did behind us?
We're --
We're sorry that --No, I'msorry, you two.
Both of you were right.
I overreacted.
I'm a big badger,
and instead of being mad
at your criticism...
[screaming]
I should have used it!
♪♪
[ Groans ]
[ Exhaling deeply ] Whoo.
Great work, deputies.
Wha-- A-Are you sure
you don't need your...crystals?
Nah, guys.
I'm just gonna be honest
with myself.
I hate showering.
[ Screaming ]
It's so cold!
[ Screams ]
Don't forget to get under
his arm plate.
♪♪
♪ I love you
♪ I love you, Mao Mao
♪ Finally, my dreams
are coming true ♪
♪ Show me how
♪ How to be a hero like you
Hey, everyone!
It's a super a super bloom!
[ Laughs ]
I'm alive with pleasure.
[ Laughing ]
-[ Coughing ]
[ Choking ]
-I'm telling you man,
these purifying crystals
have really changed my life.
They pull the toxins
right out of ya,
so you don't have
to waste your time
showering or doing your hygiene.
Uh, who are you
talking to?
[ Shouting ]
I've never felt so clean![ Choking ]
[ Chuckling ]
-[ Laughs ]
[ Rapping ] ♪ Crystals keep
my smell away ♪
♪ I feel really good
every single day ♪
Ayo!
Is it me, or is
Badgerclops a little...
Stinky? Ever since he got
those stupid crystals,
he hasn't bathed once.
Oh, would you look at that?
Uh, I think my crops
are calling for me, and -- ahh!
-Get back here
or you're under arrest.
Should one of us tell him
he's stinky?
Absolutely not.
[ Muttering ]I'm sorry.
I didn't realize picking them
was illegal.Should've thought of that
before you became
a dirty thief, Kevin.
[ Slavers ]
Trust me, Adorabat,
the lastthing you should do
is tell him -- hnn!
Hey, Badgerclops,
I have something
really important
to tell you.
-Hit me with it, baby.
- Ah! [ Gasps ]
You really, really, really,
really, really...
stink.
-You cannottell him the truth.
But why not?
He's smelly.
Badgerclops is a wonderful guy,
Adorabat, alright?
Light of my life.
Wind in my sails.
But he cannottake
personal criticism.
This one time
he cut his own bangs,
and some villager
from the Great Plains
told him he did
a bad job.[ Laughter ]
They're called
the Just Okay Plains now.
Could you imagine
what would happen if
we told him the truth?!
Besides, a hero always
protects their friends'
feelings, even when --
[ Whispering loudly ] Hi.
What are we whispering about?
[ Strained ] Oh, we were just
admiring your crysta-- ugh.
Right, Adorabat.
Mm. Mm-hmm.
They are pretty dope, huh?
Thanks to these babies,
I'll never have to shower again
for the rest of my life.
I love you, purifying crystals.
[ Whispering ]
You complete me.
Yo, Marion!
Check out my cry-stals!
[ Inhale sharply ]
[ Panting ]
Mao Mao, please.
I almost threw up that time.
[ Exhales sharply ]
You're right.
We're gonna have to get him
clean ourselves.
But we absolutely cannot
let him know what we're up to.
Right.
Operation No Stank is a go!
Yeah, we're not
calling it that.
Let's just go
over the plan again.
Second verse
of the crystal song.[ Muttering ]
I can't think of a word
that rhymes with "song."
Look at you guys whispering
under the table
like a bunch
of wackadoos.
[ Whispering ]
Affirmative.
And if that doesn't work,
trap his butt in the shower.
Got it?
Got it.
Ah -- mm?
[ Ping ]
Why, hello there,
little friend.
[ Gasps ] What's that?
You want me to...
eat you?
Oh, my. Th-This is all
happening so fast, I --
Wait, you said
you'renervous, too?
Well, gosh, uh, maybe we could
be nervous...together.
[ Moaning ]
[ Garbling ]
[ Exhales deeply ]
[ Crying ]
What have I done?!
[ Shouting ]
I'll never love like that again!
Oh. Oh, my.
Robo Arm...[ Robo Arm blips ]
...play my beignet playlist,
please.
Playing beignet playlist --
one song.
[ Disco music plays ]
Women: ♪ Beignet, beignet
Deep voice: ♪ Beignet ♪ Beignet, beignet
♪ Beignets, beignet ♪ Beignets
♪ Beignet, beignet
♪♪
[ Door creaks ]
[ Explosions ]
[ Fan whirring ]
[ Electricity crackling ]
♪♪
[ Explosion ]
♪ Beignet, beignet
♪ Beignet, beignet
♪♪
[ Curtain rod tinkles ]
♪♪
[ Knobs creaking ]
[ Sword swishes ]
[ Chuckles ] Just kidding.
I'm full.
Together:
[ Muffled ] What?!
[ Snoring ]
[ Screaming ]
I can't take it anymore!
I have to end this!
Adorabat, no.
No, let me go!
It needs to be done!
It's not over yet.
I've got one last idea
that can't possibly fail.
Hey, where'd y'all
go?! I wanted to get
lunch and then I ate
a bunch of beignets, and I still
kinda want to get lunch!
I'm also lonely.
Mao Mao: Hey, Badgerclops,
over here!
[ Chuckling ] Not the first
weird trail I've followed today.
It's me, I guess?
Over.
[ Laughing ] Badgerclops.
How's it going?
You need to say "over"
when you're done talking, dude.
And where are you guys?
Over.
Look to your left.
No, your other left.
O-Over.[ Radio blips ]
Dude, that is my left.
Over.
See?
By using
these walkie-talkies,
we can remain far away
from Badgerclops' stink
and his feelings.
Okay, just a couple
of questions.
Number one --
What are you doing? Over.
Oh, well, you see, we've
really expanded lately.
So we decided we needed
a second HQ.
What with all the monsters
wreaking havoc,
it just makes more sense
to set up --
[ Screaming ][ Metal music plays ]
Alright, spill it.
Y'all are hiding something.
What?
[ Laughs ]
No one's
hiding anything.
[ Straining ]
[ Alarm sounding ]
Oh, the monster alarm.
[ Gasps ]
Oh, you know what,
Badgerclops?
Uh, you look tired after eating
all those beignets, uh...
Oh, so you're just gonna
leave without me? Is that it?!
We just think you can use...
[shudders] some me time.
That's what my crystals are for.
We really just think
this battle...
[coughs] will sour your vibe.
[ Gagging ]
Seriously, just be
straight with me.
Why don't you guys
want me to come?
I can take personal criticism.
Is something wrong?![ Chuckles ] Well the...
[ Coughing ]
...the thing is...
[ Gagging ][ Straining ]
...that you --[ Shouting ] You stink!
You stink, you stink,
you stink, you stink!
[ Screaming ]
You smell...so...bad!
[ Panting loudly ]
Uh, she didn't mean that,
Badgerclops.
Uh, let's just
take a moment --
Oh, okay. Well, I'm sorry
you feel that way.
Wow, you're...[scoffs]
really taking this well.
[ Echoing scream ]
How dare you?!
You think you can judge me?!
Y'all are just jealous
of my dope crystals!
[ Shouting ]
I'm sorry if we hurt
your feelings.
We just don't think the crystals
are helping you. Can't you...
[ Murmuring ] Start the
aerocycle, Adorabat.
...see what we're doing?
I'll have you know my crystals
work just fine.
The only thing that stinks
around here is your attitudes.
[ Alarm sounding ]Look, we're sorry.
Why don't you just come
and help us, alright?
Help?!
Oh, I'll give you some help.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's right!
Wouldn't want to stink up
your aerocycle!
[ Metal music plays ]
[ Growling ]
Monster!
[ Shouting ]
Alright, Adorabat,
let's deal with this monster.
Sheriff, the monster
destroyed my bakery
after I offered him
some of my cookies.
Ain't nobody want
your nasty cookies, Muffins.
Now run!
-[ Crying ]
That was a little mean.You said we're
supposed to protect
our friends'feelings.[ Stomping ]
She's not my friend.
Look out!
The nerve of those two!
They think they can just tell me
whether I do things
right or wrong?
[ Straining ] See?
We don't need Badgerclops' help.
Every monster we ever beat was
because we did things my way!
[ Grunting ]
I'm not sure we can beat
this guy without Badgerclops.
[ Weakly ] Nonsense.
He's about to tap
out, I feel it.
Mao doesn't even
grow his trees right.
They're too small!
[ Straining ]
Oh, uh-oh!
We need to call
Badgerclops for help!
Okay! Okay!
[ Strains ]
I don't stink.
In fact, I smell great.
[ Sniffs ]
Ah.
Like -- like I said...
[gags ] I smell great.
Mao Mao:
Badgerclops.
Come in, Badgerclops!
Please pick up!
What do youwant?
Over.
Badgerclops,
we need your help.
I'll only help ifyou tell me
how great I smell. Over.
Mao Mao and Adorabat:
[ Gasping ] You smell great!
We were wrong!
[ Crying ]
Y'all did say "over,"
but apology accepted.
[ Screaming ] Badgerclops,
please hurry!
Badgerclops, activate.
[ Laughing ]
W-W-W-W-What's going on?
Look, y'all.
Hey, what's up, y'all?
Oh, yeah!
Badgerclops is here!
Ohh...Oh...
Don't fret, Sweetie Pies.
The sheriff's
department is...
Aw, must be nap time.
[ Clears throat ]
Okay, where's that monster?[ Stomping approaches ]
[ Growling ]
[ Hawking ][ Ping ]
That's Mao Mao's sword.
They must've
gotten sucked up.
This wouldn't
have happened
if they weren't
so mean to me!
[ Crying ]
But I'll
avenge them anyway.
[ Shouting ] Time to lay
the hammer down!
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no, ooh!
Yes!
[ Screaming ] No![ Thunk ]
Ohh! Ah, it smells
worsein here now!
Ugh. Oh, I guess
that makes sense.
Oh, hey, you're both okay.
Wait.
I thought you said
I smelled good.
[ Straining ]
I don't think I can breathe.
[ Coughing ]
[ Laughing ]
Ooh!
[ Grunts ]
Oh, what's the matter?
Too much badger for ya?!
[ Coughing ]
[ Growling ] Pee-yew!
What? [ Scoffs ]
You're just jealous
of my crystals, too!
But why would a monster
be jealous of my crystals?
Do I...really...stink?
[ Straining ] It stunk less
inside the monster.
[ Snorts, roars ]
Thanks for coming, Badgerclops.
We...
We can really use your help
with this guy.
[ Gags ]
Look...[exhales sharply ]
...can we just put
what we did behind us?
We're --
We're sorry that --No, I'msorry, you two.
Both of you were right.
I overreacted.
I'm a big badger,
and instead of being mad
at your criticism...
[screaming]
I should have used it!
♪♪
[ Groans ]
[ Exhaling deeply ] Whoo.
Great work, deputies.
Wha-- A-Are you sure
you don't need your...crystals?
Nah, guys.
I'm just gonna be honest
with myself.
I hate showering.
[ Screaming ]
It's so cold!
[ Screams ]
Don't forget to get under
his arm plate.
♪♪