Mao Mao: Heroes of Pure Heart (2019–…): Season 1, Episode 22 - Trading Day - full transcript
The heroes swap roles for a day.
♪♪
♪ I love you
♪ I love you, Mao Mao
♪ Finally, my dreams
are coming true ♪
♪ Show me how
♪ How to be a hero like you
[ Laughter ]
That was incredibly easy.
Whoo!
[ Laughs ] Great work with
the extendo-arm, Badgerclops.
Aw, thanks, man.
And youare getting really good
at crowd control, Adorabat.
It was easy!
All:
Easy-peasy, lemon squeezy!
[ Laughs ] Fantastic new team
high-five, y'all.
Badgerclops,
victory juice me!
You got it, baby!
Yah! Hyah!
Ah!
Mao Mao, you make everything
look so easy and cool
and pretty with
your cape and sword.
So pretty!
Adorabat, my life is noteasy,
all right?
You want easy,
look at Badgerclops.
He lets his robot arm
do everything for him.
What?! How can you say that when
Adorabat is right there, dude?
No offense,
but shehas it the easiest.
You don't know what my life
is like!
You wouldn't last a day
in skewl.
Wait. Skewl?
I thought
you were our age.
Look, team, both your roles
are simple compared to mine.
You think you have
the patience
for my technologically
advanced arm?
Of course I do!
Well, you don't have
the strength for skewl!
You know what
we have to do.
Here, you take my spare arm
real quick?
Everyone, hands in!What is this?
What are you doing?
Come on, dude, it's fun.
Ohhhh.
♪ Ahhhhhh!
-Oh, it's happening!
-Whoa. I'm changing!
Whoa!
-Oh, I'm changing!
Aaaaaah!
Assimilating to
your nerves, guy.
-Oww!
-I'm gonna get Mao Mao's cape!
Aaaaah!
Whoa!
[ High-pitched voice ]
I'm...Adorabat!
[ Normal voice ]
I'm not gonna do the voice.And I'm Mao Mao!
Take that, villain!
Aaaah!
I'm okay.
Time to get an education,
baby. Peace!
Assimilation
basically done.
Don't worry about it.
Easy breezy,
right, Adorabat?
Adorabat?
Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-
cha-cha-cha-cha-cha!
I'm Mao Mao.
Din! Aah!
Din-na-na!
Ah!
Ah! Ow!
Aaah!
Mao Mao!
Aagh!
Monsters!
Super-slam, slam, slam!
Where do you think
you're going?
Come here.
[ Munches ]
[ Slurping ]
Ahhh!
The easiest life in the world.
Ha, ha.
Oh, looks like the aerocycle
needs a new light bulb.
This robotic arm will make this
unimaginably easy.
Fix the light bulb,
robotic arm.
Grabbing light bulb.
Unscrewing at .000000--
Faster! Fine.
Grabbing nearest light bulb.
Screwing in light bulb,
super fast,
like you told me to, bro.Blow it out!
Blowing.
No!
Do the opposite!
Oh, boy, suck time!
Vacuum activated.
That doesn't
make any sense!
Oh! Oh!
Oh, no, no!
Aaaaaaaaah!
You confounded machine!
Are you playing with me?![ Giggles]
Playing entry number 22
of audio diary.
Badgerclops:
Ah. Mao Mao's legs got
super-buff.
I don't know. I think
I'm just gonna run away.
Ooh.
Okay, man, you got this.
All right, now,
this is a hard one.
What color is this leaf?
Heh!
Hi, I'm Badgerclops,
uh, filling in for Adorabat.
Sorry I'm late.
I'm just gonna squeeze
in right here.
Oh!
Welcome, Badgerclops.
We're glad to have a new student
in our class.
[ Laughs ] Thanks!
Oh, man.
Kevin, is this teacher hard?
I miss my mommy!
Dude, I met your mom.
She's not that great.
Children,
pay attention, please.
Who can tell me
what color this --
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh, that's green!
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
That's green!
[ Laughs ]
I mean, right?
Very good, Badgerclops.
You get a star.
Oh, my gosh!
Ah! Frog one, I'm doing it!
Did you see?
But I answered first.
Wow.
Way to make it about you.
It's snack time!
What?! Snacks?!
I'm never leaving skewl!
[ Munches ]
I didn't get my snacks!
Oh, sorry.
Here. Have a little
piece of...
this.
[ Mumbles ]
All right, now,
my precious little babies,
it's nap time.
And after that,
it's recess!
Dope!
[ Munches ]
Ah!
Oh.
Wheeeeee!
Aagh! Aagh!
Aagh! Aagh! Aaaah!
Who done
shattered my windows?!
Now get back here, so y'all can
tell my ma what you done!
-Oh!
-Aaaaaaaaah!
Oh. Ugh.
Hi, Mao Mao.
Hi, Adorabat.
Hey, if y'all are here to switch
back, the answer is no.
Fill this with water.
No trades back!
I'm not here for my life.
We're never switching
lives back.
Right, Mao Mao?
So y'all aren't having
any troubles?
Snack time again!
Just look at this!
They started the line
behind me.
Why?!
I'm way over here!
Adorabat leads a life
without obstacles.
That was what I was trying
to prove, right?
I'm just here
for the chocolate milk.
Fwash!
-Wait a minute.
I just realized I made
a 5-year-old the sheriff
of Pure Heart Valley.
Eh, I'm calling this
whole thing off.
And it's not because
of the arm, okay?
I want that on the record.Oh, I get it.
You just want
to switch back.
My life isn't as easy
as it seemed, huh?
Of course it is!
I could do, uh, your life
for the rest of my life, huh!
Well, you better,
because a true hero
doesn't interfere
with my education.
Your education?!
That's a leap.
Y'all said leap?
Buckle up!
No, no!
No, no, noooo!
Okay, this is ridiculous.
Mercy cutsies!
You shoved me!
You're nothing but a no-good...
Shoverclops!
Uh, you shouldn't
mess with me, kid.
I am wayolder than you.
Whee!
Ow! My blocks!Ooh, sorry, Kevin!
Look! Shoverclops is shoving,
everyone!
Shoverclops!
[ Laughing ] You think
name calling can hurt me?
I'm invincible, you little --♪ Shoverclops is shoving!
♪ Shoverclops is shoving!
All kids:
♪ Shoverclops is shoving!
Stop it! Stop it!
You're a mean little boy!
I'm not a Shoverclops!
I hate you!
I wish I was never born!
[ Sobs ]
Shoverclops is shoving!
The city, wet and smelly,
covered in goop.
[ Coughs ]
Eh!
The armpits of this city
smell so bad, I wanna barf.
It smells bad because you're
hanging over the trash.
Oh. I thought it was
the city.[ Laughs ]
Hey!
A real crime! Ah!
You're under arrest
for stealing!
Anything you say,
I don't care,
'cause you're
criminal filth!
I want a lawyer!
Wait.
He prepaid for those
bran muffins.Lawyer!
-What?
-Lawyer!
A lawsuit?
I'm ruined.
That was my favorite
bran-muffin stand.
Yip yip yip yip yip yip
yip yip yip yip yip.
Now, wait a durn minute.
That's the one who done
torned up my mom's winders!
Smoke bomb! I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, I'm -- ahh!
This isn't as much fun
as I hoped.
-Aaaaaaah!
-Proceed to destination.
What destination?!
You're just going in a loop!
Now playing memoirs
on loop.
Badgerclops:
11 and 12 should be called
one-teen and two-teen,
and that's all
I have to say on the matter.
And yet I'm gonna say
a lot anyway.
Here we go.
One and...
A giant monster!
Can we go?
Please?
-Because you asked nicely.
Whoa!
Hot dog!
Whoa, wait, wait, wait!
We're comin' in a little hot!
Agh!
-I got you, bro.
I think I'm getting
the hang of this.
[ Roars ]
Uh, did you notice?
You did!
[ Laughs ]
Are we finally
becoming friends?
Badgerclops really does have it
easy with this thing.
And, yeah, the other
schoolchildren were abhorrent,
so, naturally, I ran away.
You ran away again!
Ha, ha!
You hate being Adorabat.
Admit it!How can I hate all of this?
That's just plain silly.
All: ♪ Shoverclops is shoving!
Shoverclops is shoving! ♪
-Actually, I gotta bail.
-Stop! I'm in charge here.
Badgerclops,
you're Adorabat, so you go
and protect my frien--
those children!
And, Mao Mao -- fwash! --
you're Badgerclops.
You lay successive fire
while I do everything!
-You got it!
-I'm Mao Mao!
Stealth attack!
Oh! Oh, no!
I'm bad at this.
Don't worry, Adorabat,
I'll take care of this!
All right, now that
we're friends,
let's see if we can get
that robo-blaster going, please.
Oh! Uh, I think the robo-arm
and I finally synched up.
Yeah!
-Target acquired.
Now fall at my...
[ Roaring ]
...hand!
You missed?!
You worthless piece of junk!
That's it!
What are you doing?
Target acquired.
Let's talk about this.
Oh! Ooh. Ugh! Bah!
Come on, y'all, you have to get
away from the monster!
That's it!
Get eaten, for all I care!
Oh. What?
Ahhh!
You....
Badgerclops:
Today I found out Mao Mao's
real name is Mao Mao Mao.
He's been lying to me
this whole time...
Lovin' this whole switch thing,
y'all!
Me, too -- oh!
It's a real gas!
[Coughs] I'm lying!
Badgerclops, take this arm,
please!
Oof! Ow!
I used to think being Mao Mao
would be fun,
but now I can see...
I can.
I can see nothing.
I can't see.
Well, I guess it's not
entirely on me
that that thing
ate the kids.
Aaah!
They were eated?!
All right, we're switching back
to our original lives!
Badgerclops, take my hand.
Aagh!
Aaaaaah!
Ohhhhhh!
-Oh, I'm changing back!
-I'm changing!
-Whoa!
-We gotta hurry.
Those kids could be digested
any second.
I'm...me again.
I said hurry!
Leap and extendo-arm!
Look, Shoverclops saved us --
by shoving!
What's wrong with you?!
Get out of here! Go!
Oh, yay!
Mao Mao, how do you make your
cape look so cool and pretty?
That's because...
I am cool and pretty!Yay!
Being you was harder work
than I ever thought.
I know. But it's still easier
than the wakeless nightmare
Badgerclops endures
every day.
I guess it's true
what they say --
the grass really is
a wakeless nightmare
on the other side.
Super-mean.
Bring it in, y'all!
Yeah![ Grunts ]
♪ Shoverclops is hugging!
♪ Shoverclops is hugging!
Adorabat, how do you deal
with bullies?
-Bullies?! Which one?
-That one!
With the piercing glare.
Hey, Chubbum, were you
name-calling my friend
at skewl today?A little.
Chubbum, how would you like it
if we called you names?
No, I'm...
I don't think I would like
that very much at all.
Oh, Adorabat.
You might make
a legendary hero someday yet.
I told you to behave
while I was gone!
Listen up!
This is my classroom!
I'd sure hate to switch lives
with them right now.
[ Laughter ]
I own you!
Come on.
I'll take you home.
[ Laughs as Adorabat ]
♪♪
Aaaaaaaah!
Chirp.
♪ I love you
♪ I love you, Mao Mao
♪ Finally, my dreams
are coming true ♪
♪ Show me how
♪ How to be a hero like you
[ Laughter ]
That was incredibly easy.
Whoo!
[ Laughs ] Great work with
the extendo-arm, Badgerclops.
Aw, thanks, man.
And youare getting really good
at crowd control, Adorabat.
It was easy!
All:
Easy-peasy, lemon squeezy!
[ Laughs ] Fantastic new team
high-five, y'all.
Badgerclops,
victory juice me!
You got it, baby!
Yah! Hyah!
Ah!
Mao Mao, you make everything
look so easy and cool
and pretty with
your cape and sword.
So pretty!
Adorabat, my life is noteasy,
all right?
You want easy,
look at Badgerclops.
He lets his robot arm
do everything for him.
What?! How can you say that when
Adorabat is right there, dude?
No offense,
but shehas it the easiest.
You don't know what my life
is like!
You wouldn't last a day
in skewl.
Wait. Skewl?
I thought
you were our age.
Look, team, both your roles
are simple compared to mine.
You think you have
the patience
for my technologically
advanced arm?
Of course I do!
Well, you don't have
the strength for skewl!
You know what
we have to do.
Here, you take my spare arm
real quick?
Everyone, hands in!What is this?
What are you doing?
Come on, dude, it's fun.
Ohhhh.
♪ Ahhhhhh!
-Oh, it's happening!
-Whoa. I'm changing!
Whoa!
-Oh, I'm changing!
Aaaaaah!
Assimilating to
your nerves, guy.
-Oww!
-I'm gonna get Mao Mao's cape!
Aaaaah!
Whoa!
[ High-pitched voice ]
I'm...Adorabat!
[ Normal voice ]
I'm not gonna do the voice.And I'm Mao Mao!
Take that, villain!
Aaaah!
I'm okay.
Time to get an education,
baby. Peace!
Assimilation
basically done.
Don't worry about it.
Easy breezy,
right, Adorabat?
Adorabat?
Cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-
cha-cha-cha-cha-cha!
I'm Mao Mao.
Din! Aah!
Din-na-na!
Ah!
Ah! Ow!
Aaah!
Mao Mao!
Aagh!
Monsters!
Super-slam, slam, slam!
Where do you think
you're going?
Come here.
[ Munches ]
[ Slurping ]
Ahhh!
The easiest life in the world.
Ha, ha.
Oh, looks like the aerocycle
needs a new light bulb.
This robotic arm will make this
unimaginably easy.
Fix the light bulb,
robotic arm.
Grabbing light bulb.
Unscrewing at .000000--
Faster! Fine.
Grabbing nearest light bulb.
Screwing in light bulb,
super fast,
like you told me to, bro.Blow it out!
Blowing.
No!
Do the opposite!
Oh, boy, suck time!
Vacuum activated.
That doesn't
make any sense!
Oh! Oh!
Oh, no, no!
Aaaaaaaaah!
You confounded machine!
Are you playing with me?![ Giggles]
Playing entry number 22
of audio diary.
Badgerclops:
Ah. Mao Mao's legs got
super-buff.
I don't know. I think
I'm just gonna run away.
Ooh.
Okay, man, you got this.
All right, now,
this is a hard one.
What color is this leaf?
Heh!
Hi, I'm Badgerclops,
uh, filling in for Adorabat.
Sorry I'm late.
I'm just gonna squeeze
in right here.
Oh!
Welcome, Badgerclops.
We're glad to have a new student
in our class.
[ Laughs ] Thanks!
Oh, man.
Kevin, is this teacher hard?
I miss my mommy!
Dude, I met your mom.
She's not that great.
Children,
pay attention, please.
Who can tell me
what color this --
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
Oh, that's green!
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh!
That's green!
[ Laughs ]
I mean, right?
Very good, Badgerclops.
You get a star.
Oh, my gosh!
Ah! Frog one, I'm doing it!
Did you see?
But I answered first.
Wow.
Way to make it about you.
It's snack time!
What?! Snacks?!
I'm never leaving skewl!
[ Munches ]
I didn't get my snacks!
Oh, sorry.
Here. Have a little
piece of...
this.
[ Mumbles ]
All right, now,
my precious little babies,
it's nap time.
And after that,
it's recess!
Dope!
[ Munches ]
Ah!
Oh.
Wheeeeee!
Aagh! Aagh!
Aagh! Aagh! Aaaah!
Who done
shattered my windows?!
Now get back here, so y'all can
tell my ma what you done!
-Oh!
-Aaaaaaaaah!
Oh. Ugh.
Hi, Mao Mao.
Hi, Adorabat.
Hey, if y'all are here to switch
back, the answer is no.
Fill this with water.
No trades back!
I'm not here for my life.
We're never switching
lives back.
Right, Mao Mao?
So y'all aren't having
any troubles?
Snack time again!
Just look at this!
They started the line
behind me.
Why?!
I'm way over here!
Adorabat leads a life
without obstacles.
That was what I was trying
to prove, right?
I'm just here
for the chocolate milk.
Fwash!
-Wait a minute.
I just realized I made
a 5-year-old the sheriff
of Pure Heart Valley.
Eh, I'm calling this
whole thing off.
And it's not because
of the arm, okay?
I want that on the record.Oh, I get it.
You just want
to switch back.
My life isn't as easy
as it seemed, huh?
Of course it is!
I could do, uh, your life
for the rest of my life, huh!
Well, you better,
because a true hero
doesn't interfere
with my education.
Your education?!
That's a leap.
Y'all said leap?
Buckle up!
No, no!
No, no, noooo!
Okay, this is ridiculous.
Mercy cutsies!
You shoved me!
You're nothing but a no-good...
Shoverclops!
Uh, you shouldn't
mess with me, kid.
I am wayolder than you.
Whee!
Ow! My blocks!Ooh, sorry, Kevin!
Look! Shoverclops is shoving,
everyone!
Shoverclops!
[ Laughing ] You think
name calling can hurt me?
I'm invincible, you little --♪ Shoverclops is shoving!
♪ Shoverclops is shoving!
All kids:
♪ Shoverclops is shoving!
Stop it! Stop it!
You're a mean little boy!
I'm not a Shoverclops!
I hate you!
I wish I was never born!
[ Sobs ]
Shoverclops is shoving!
The city, wet and smelly,
covered in goop.
[ Coughs ]
Eh!
The armpits of this city
smell so bad, I wanna barf.
It smells bad because you're
hanging over the trash.
Oh. I thought it was
the city.[ Laughs ]
Hey!
A real crime! Ah!
You're under arrest
for stealing!
Anything you say,
I don't care,
'cause you're
criminal filth!
I want a lawyer!
Wait.
He prepaid for those
bran muffins.Lawyer!
-What?
-Lawyer!
A lawsuit?
I'm ruined.
That was my favorite
bran-muffin stand.
Yip yip yip yip yip yip
yip yip yip yip yip.
Now, wait a durn minute.
That's the one who done
torned up my mom's winders!
Smoke bomb! I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, I'm -- ahh!
This isn't as much fun
as I hoped.
-Aaaaaaah!
-Proceed to destination.
What destination?!
You're just going in a loop!
Now playing memoirs
on loop.
Badgerclops:
11 and 12 should be called
one-teen and two-teen,
and that's all
I have to say on the matter.
And yet I'm gonna say
a lot anyway.
Here we go.
One and...
A giant monster!
Can we go?
Please?
-Because you asked nicely.
Whoa!
Hot dog!
Whoa, wait, wait, wait!
We're comin' in a little hot!
Agh!
-I got you, bro.
I think I'm getting
the hang of this.
[ Roars ]
Uh, did you notice?
You did!
[ Laughs ]
Are we finally
becoming friends?
Badgerclops really does have it
easy with this thing.
And, yeah, the other
schoolchildren were abhorrent,
so, naturally, I ran away.
You ran away again!
Ha, ha!
You hate being Adorabat.
Admit it!How can I hate all of this?
That's just plain silly.
All: ♪ Shoverclops is shoving!
Shoverclops is shoving! ♪
-Actually, I gotta bail.
-Stop! I'm in charge here.
Badgerclops,
you're Adorabat, so you go
and protect my frien--
those children!
And, Mao Mao -- fwash! --
you're Badgerclops.
You lay successive fire
while I do everything!
-You got it!
-I'm Mao Mao!
Stealth attack!
Oh! Oh, no!
I'm bad at this.
Don't worry, Adorabat,
I'll take care of this!
All right, now that
we're friends,
let's see if we can get
that robo-blaster going, please.
Oh! Uh, I think the robo-arm
and I finally synched up.
Yeah!
-Target acquired.
Now fall at my...
[ Roaring ]
...hand!
You missed?!
You worthless piece of junk!
That's it!
What are you doing?
Target acquired.
Let's talk about this.
Oh! Ooh. Ugh! Bah!
Come on, y'all, you have to get
away from the monster!
That's it!
Get eaten, for all I care!
Oh. What?
Ahhh!
You....
Badgerclops:
Today I found out Mao Mao's
real name is Mao Mao Mao.
He's been lying to me
this whole time...
Lovin' this whole switch thing,
y'all!
Me, too -- oh!
It's a real gas!
[Coughs] I'm lying!
Badgerclops, take this arm,
please!
Oof! Ow!
I used to think being Mao Mao
would be fun,
but now I can see...
I can.
I can see nothing.
I can't see.
Well, I guess it's not
entirely on me
that that thing
ate the kids.
Aaah!
They were eated?!
All right, we're switching back
to our original lives!
Badgerclops, take my hand.
Aagh!
Aaaaaah!
Ohhhhhh!
-Oh, I'm changing back!
-I'm changing!
-Whoa!
-We gotta hurry.
Those kids could be digested
any second.
I'm...me again.
I said hurry!
Leap and extendo-arm!
Look, Shoverclops saved us --
by shoving!
What's wrong with you?!
Get out of here! Go!
Oh, yay!
Mao Mao, how do you make your
cape look so cool and pretty?
That's because...
I am cool and pretty!Yay!
Being you was harder work
than I ever thought.
I know. But it's still easier
than the wakeless nightmare
Badgerclops endures
every day.
I guess it's true
what they say --
the grass really is
a wakeless nightmare
on the other side.
Super-mean.
Bring it in, y'all!
Yeah![ Grunts ]
♪ Shoverclops is hugging!
♪ Shoverclops is hugging!
Adorabat, how do you deal
with bullies?
-Bullies?! Which one?
-That one!
With the piercing glare.
Hey, Chubbum, were you
name-calling my friend
at skewl today?A little.
Chubbum, how would you like it
if we called you names?
No, I'm...
I don't think I would like
that very much at all.
Oh, Adorabat.
You might make
a legendary hero someday yet.
I told you to behave
while I was gone!
Listen up!
This is my classroom!
I'd sure hate to switch lives
with them right now.
[ Laughter ]
I own you!
Come on.
I'll take you home.
[ Laughs as Adorabat ]
♪♪
Aaaaaaaah!
Chirp.