Mao Mao: Heroes of Pure Heart (2019–…): Season 1, Episode 20 - Weapon of Choice - full transcript
Worried that his sword is a glorified consolation prize, Mao Mao sets out to prove the worth of his weapon.
♪♪
♪ I love you
♪ I love you, Mao Mao
♪ Finally, my dreams
are coming true ♪
♪ Show me how
♪ How to be a hero like you
Mao Mao: [ Grunting ]
Regular Thrust!
Plain Parry!
[ Grunts ]
And Standard...Slice!
[ Growls ]
[ Clears throat ]
Could you not?
That was so cool!
When can I buy a sword
like that?
Ah, ah, ah.
You can't just buy
your own legendary weapon,
Adorabat. You receive it.
[ Dramatically ]
And I received mine long ago.
Oh, for your birthday.
No.
Long ago, my father held
a righteous ceremony
where he gifted my sisters
and I
each our own legendary
golden weapons --
a golden spear
that can pierce anything,
a golden scarf that allows
one to travel
on the winds
at great speeds,
a golden hat with infinite
storage space,
golden bangles, which offer
impenetrable defense,
golden eye contacts
that offer sight beyond sight.
Well, that should be it
for all the cool weapons.
[ High-pitched ]
But where's mines?
Shin Mao:
Oh, uh, Moo Moo,
I didn't realize
you were still here.
Uh, let's see.
Oh, here.
[ Sword clatters ]Yay! [ Giggles ]
Mao Mao: From that day forth,
Geraldine and I --
What?! You named your sword
Geraldine? [ Laughs ]
All great heroes name
their weapons!
I think she should be named
Goldie Chops.
Adorabat. Alright?
[ Laughing ]Mao Mao: We grew together,
learned to ride aerocycles
together...
No!
[ Crying ]...and, most importantly,
trained together.Whoa! [ Grunts ]
To me, Geraldi--
-[ Snoring ]
-So cool!
-[ Startles ] I'm up. I'm up.
[ Snoring ]What does your weapon do,
Mao Mao?
I'll show you.
Ha!
My sword has the power
of everlasting light!
Lunar Lash!
So it's a glorified
glow stick?
[ Electricity crackling ]No!
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
My sword is not
some glow stick.
It has --Hold up, hold up.
Okay, now
I can hear you.
Go ahead.
Say your words.
I said my sword
has just as many powers
as my sisters' weapons.[ Laughs ]
Stop laughing.
Stop laughing.
[ Belches ]
Okay, then, prove it.
[ Mockingly ] I will.
There's gotta be some
crime going on here
somewhere. Hmm, hmm!
[ Tires squealing ][ Laughing ]
Halt, criminals.
Peeling out
is against the laaaw!
Check this out. My sword
can do all sorts of cool stuff.
[ Grunting ]
Like this.
Benevolent, uh, Boomerang!
Ha!
[ Shouting ]
[ Grunts ]
Aha!
Whimpering!
Say, what's wrong, Chubbum?
My baby brother fell
into the fountain.
Worry not, Chubbum.
This is a perfect job
for my legendary sword here.
[ Chuckles ]
Wait.
What am I looking at here?
Uh, that's a cupcake.
It's a cupcake!
His name is Bubbums!
Yeah, Badgerclops.
What, do you think Bubbums here
doesn't deserve to live?
You monster...
You know what?
I don't need this.
There's cupcakes at home.
Now to use Geraldine's
special power
to save your little brother.
Uh, w-wait.
What?
Got it!
[ Growls ]Bubbums!
I saidthis is a perfect job
for my legendary sword here.
Fine, yeah, ruin it with your
sword -- I don't care.
-Ooh, do the Standard Slice.
-[ Scoffs ]
I got an even better move
than that, Adorabat.
Uh, uh, Helpful Harpoon!
Ah!
RIP, little Bubbums.
[ Smooches ]
-[ Laughs ]
Geraldine is so much
more than a sword.
Here, I'll prove it.
Dude, you just destroyed
a perfectly good cupcake.
I don't think I could ever
forgive you for that.
Why aren't you using
your signature moves
like Plain Parry
or Lunar Lash?
-[ Screaming ] Help! Help! Help!
-Because there's a -- wait.
[ Gravelly ]
I sense danger in the air.
Help me!
Help!
See!
Pinky, let go
of the balloon.
No, I stole
this fair and square.
Ha! Don't listen to him, Pinky.
I'll save you.
What -- what did I tell
you about touching
my megaphone hand?
Look at what my sword can do.
[ Laughs ]
[ Grunting ]
[ Breathing heavily ]
[ Grunting ]
Uh, Super Spin, uh,
Levitation!
Hey. Hey, hey!
No, no. Hey!
[ Screaming ]
[ Squish ]Badgerclops,
could you pleasebe more careful
with that jelly, alright?
I'm trying to clean
Geraldine here.
[ Gulping ]
There. [ Laughs ]
All that was holding her back
was a little dirt.
Uh, let's go back into town
so I can --
Listen, man,
don't you think
you're overcompensating a bit?
I just overcompensated
in the bathroom.
[ Alarm sounding ]
Oh, perfect timing!
I'll prove Geraldine's worth by
fighting those evil Sky Pirates.
Ow! [ Panting ]
Hey, I never heard
a flush.
[ Zooming ]
Ah, your mother's meatballs
are truly tasty, Ratarang.
Don't forget the gravy, boss.
[ Laughing ]
Ratarang, did you wash
your hands today?
You know, I'm-a be honest
with yous -- probably not.
[ Grunting ]
What gives?! We haven't done
anything evil today.[ Zooming ]
[ Whispering ] I accidentally
pressed the alarm button.
Stand back, y'all.
Geraldine and I got this.
You're the best!
You're my hero!
He's totally gonna blow this.
Alright, you trash monkey.
Let's rumble.
[ Grunting ]
Fool! You'll pay for
calling me hurtful names.
Boss Hostrich, attack.
Alright, get them good,
Ramaraffe.
No, Boss Hostrich,
I mean you.
Youattack.
Me? Really?
Well, okay.
I got a great one-liner
I've been holding onto.[ Knuckles cracking ]
[ Engine revs ]Prepare for a finger-licking
butt-kicking.
There's no way you can
outrun the speed of my sword.
Uh, Speedy Spear!
[ Slide whistle ][ Tires screech ]
You yanking my leg, boy?
I know they's long,
but you're far away.
Aah!
[ Hisses ]
Ooh, that was bad.
Meatball?
Yes, please.
[ Chomps ]
-You call that a move?
I'llshow you a move.
Pogo Pummel!
[ Grunts ]
Terror Teeth.
Foot Attack!
[ Grunts ]
Seriously, what's up
with you, man?
This has been, like,
reallyawkward to watch.
Come on, Mao Mao.
If you just use your regular
moves, you can totally win.
Geraldine
is anything but regular.
Hey, Orangusnake, surf's up!
[ Whoa'ing ]
[ Grunting, groaning ]
Wow, bad.
Boop. Hi.
[ Engine revving ]Aah!
[ Chuckles ] Is it cool
if we end this fight now?
You know, before anybody
else gets hurt.
Yes, yes!
Whatever you want!
Please don't shoot me.
I don't want to be shot!
[ Engine winds down ]It's all good, loser.
Now, get out of here
before I seriously mess you up.Phew!
Ah!
Aah, no!
[ Laughs ]
[ Grumbles ]
Sky Pirates, skedaddle!
[ Panting ]
[ Sighs ]
What are you still doing here?
We're always here for you,
Mao Mao.
Yeah, and, like,
I left my keys at home,
so I gotta wait for you.
No, I mean her.
My whole life, I thought
you were just as impressive
as my sisters' weapons,
but I've just been
fooling myself.
Has there always been
a freaky pit here in the dump?
[ Rumbling ][ Screeching ]
I knew that was gonna happen!
As soon as I saw the freaky pit,
I was like --[ Screaming ]
[ Shouting ]
Whee!
[ Grunting, screaming ]
Oh! Narsty, man.[ Gasps ]
Ugh, how could
that filthy beast eat us?
Uh, the stomach acid's
corroding my robo-arm.
Gah! Shh-shh-shh-shh.
It's okay. It's okay.[ Arm powering down ]
This is all your fault.
[ Rumbling ]
-Up there!
-A flesh hole.
The way out is blocked.
I mean, we could just wait
for it to open back up again.
I mean, why do we always gotta
be rushing around everywhere?
[ Stammering ] Badge-- uh,
Badgerclops, there -- you, uh --
[ Clears throat ]
Y-You may want to, uh --
[ Clearing throat ]
Uh...
Uh...uh!
[ Screaming ]
Can't you use Geraldine
to cut our way out of here?
I don't know her.
[ Grunting ]
[ Squealing ]Besides, I'm perfectly fine...
with my fists!
[ Snaps ]Dah! I'll do it.
You just hit stuff with it,
right?
[ Grunting ]
Stupid thing doesn't even work.
-Give me that.
You got to know the Mao Mao
move names.
Regular Thrust!
Blade Arrow -- oh!
[ Singsong voice ]
I told you it didn't work.
See? It's not just me.
Come on, come on.
Where's the glow button?
[ Grunting, growling ][ Screeching ]
You're not even doing it right.
No!
I don't need some cheap trinket
to fight.
Uh, maybe we can slice
through the -- whoa!
[ Screaming indistinctly ]
You're not using proper form!
The only blade you've ever held
is a butter knife,
and have you even been
paying attention
during training, Adorabat?
[ Gravelly ] Let me show you...
the way of the blade.
-Woah.
-Wow.
Dude, that was sick.That was so dope!
What button did you press
to make it do that.
Yeah, I -- I guess
it was pretty dope, huh?
[ Rumbling ]
The acid's rising.We're getting digested, dude.
[ Screaming ]
I'll have to use
my strongest technique.
What do you say, Geraldine?
[ Falsetto ] Sure, Mao Mao.
I love you.
Okay, let's hurry it up now.
I know she can't talk,
Badgerclops!
[ Chuckles ]
[ Shouting ]
All that training,
the adventures we've had,
the monsters we defeated --
you've been with me
through all of it, Geraldine.
I know now it's not the sword
that makes the hero.
It's the bond!
Hey, no! Stop it!
No!
Let me fly in peace!
No! Aah!
Mao Mao: Lunar La-a-a-a-sh!
[ Explosion ]
[ Coughs ]
[ Shouting, grunting ]
Baderclops:
Get me some rice!
I got to put my arm
in some rice!
[ Panting ][ Sizzles ]
[ Sighs deeply ]
-Hey, Mao Mao,
I found your sword.
You're still here.
You, know,
I think your sword's...
more than just
a glow stick.
It's really special
'cause you'rereally special.
Thanks, Adorabat.
Hey, guys, I got my robo-arm
working again!
[ Grunts ][ Thuds ]
♪♪
♪ I love you
♪ I love you, Mao Mao
♪ Finally, my dreams
are coming true ♪
♪ Show me how
♪ How to be a hero like you
Mao Mao: [ Grunting ]
Regular Thrust!
Plain Parry!
[ Grunts ]
And Standard...Slice!
[ Growls ]
[ Clears throat ]
Could you not?
That was so cool!
When can I buy a sword
like that?
Ah, ah, ah.
You can't just buy
your own legendary weapon,
Adorabat. You receive it.
[ Dramatically ]
And I received mine long ago.
Oh, for your birthday.
No.
Long ago, my father held
a righteous ceremony
where he gifted my sisters
and I
each our own legendary
golden weapons --
a golden spear
that can pierce anything,
a golden scarf that allows
one to travel
on the winds
at great speeds,
a golden hat with infinite
storage space,
golden bangles, which offer
impenetrable defense,
golden eye contacts
that offer sight beyond sight.
Well, that should be it
for all the cool weapons.
[ High-pitched ]
But where's mines?
Shin Mao:
Oh, uh, Moo Moo,
I didn't realize
you were still here.
Uh, let's see.
Oh, here.
[ Sword clatters ]Yay! [ Giggles ]
Mao Mao: From that day forth,
Geraldine and I --
What?! You named your sword
Geraldine? [ Laughs ]
All great heroes name
their weapons!
I think she should be named
Goldie Chops.
Adorabat. Alright?
[ Laughing ]Mao Mao: We grew together,
learned to ride aerocycles
together...
No!
[ Crying ]...and, most importantly,
trained together.Whoa! [ Grunts ]
To me, Geraldi--
-[ Snoring ]
-So cool!
-[ Startles ] I'm up. I'm up.
[ Snoring ]What does your weapon do,
Mao Mao?
I'll show you.
Ha!
My sword has the power
of everlasting light!
Lunar Lash!
So it's a glorified
glow stick?
[ Electricity crackling ]No!
No, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no,
no, no, no, no.
My sword is not
some glow stick.
It has --Hold up, hold up.
Okay, now
I can hear you.
Go ahead.
Say your words.
I said my sword
has just as many powers
as my sisters' weapons.[ Laughs ]
Stop laughing.
Stop laughing.
[ Belches ]
Okay, then, prove it.
[ Mockingly ] I will.
There's gotta be some
crime going on here
somewhere. Hmm, hmm!
[ Tires squealing ][ Laughing ]
Halt, criminals.
Peeling out
is against the laaaw!
Check this out. My sword
can do all sorts of cool stuff.
[ Grunting ]
Like this.
Benevolent, uh, Boomerang!
Ha!
[ Shouting ]
[ Grunts ]
Aha!
Whimpering!
Say, what's wrong, Chubbum?
My baby brother fell
into the fountain.
Worry not, Chubbum.
This is a perfect job
for my legendary sword here.
[ Chuckles ]
Wait.
What am I looking at here?
Uh, that's a cupcake.
It's a cupcake!
His name is Bubbums!
Yeah, Badgerclops.
What, do you think Bubbums here
doesn't deserve to live?
You monster...
You know what?
I don't need this.
There's cupcakes at home.
Now to use Geraldine's
special power
to save your little brother.
Uh, w-wait.
What?
Got it!
[ Growls ]Bubbums!
I saidthis is a perfect job
for my legendary sword here.
Fine, yeah, ruin it with your
sword -- I don't care.
-Ooh, do the Standard Slice.
-[ Scoffs ]
I got an even better move
than that, Adorabat.
Uh, uh, Helpful Harpoon!
Ah!
RIP, little Bubbums.
[ Smooches ]
-[ Laughs ]
Geraldine is so much
more than a sword.
Here, I'll prove it.
Dude, you just destroyed
a perfectly good cupcake.
I don't think I could ever
forgive you for that.
Why aren't you using
your signature moves
like Plain Parry
or Lunar Lash?
-[ Screaming ] Help! Help! Help!
-Because there's a -- wait.
[ Gravelly ]
I sense danger in the air.
Help me!
Help!
See!
Pinky, let go
of the balloon.
No, I stole
this fair and square.
Ha! Don't listen to him, Pinky.
I'll save you.
What -- what did I tell
you about touching
my megaphone hand?
Look at what my sword can do.
[ Laughs ]
[ Grunting ]
[ Breathing heavily ]
[ Grunting ]
Uh, Super Spin, uh,
Levitation!
Hey. Hey, hey!
No, no. Hey!
[ Screaming ]
[ Squish ]Badgerclops,
could you pleasebe more careful
with that jelly, alright?
I'm trying to clean
Geraldine here.
[ Gulping ]
There. [ Laughs ]
All that was holding her back
was a little dirt.
Uh, let's go back into town
so I can --
Listen, man,
don't you think
you're overcompensating a bit?
I just overcompensated
in the bathroom.
[ Alarm sounding ]
Oh, perfect timing!
I'll prove Geraldine's worth by
fighting those evil Sky Pirates.
Ow! [ Panting ]
Hey, I never heard
a flush.
[ Zooming ]
Ah, your mother's meatballs
are truly tasty, Ratarang.
Don't forget the gravy, boss.
[ Laughing ]
Ratarang, did you wash
your hands today?
You know, I'm-a be honest
with yous -- probably not.
[ Grunting ]
What gives?! We haven't done
anything evil today.[ Zooming ]
[ Whispering ] I accidentally
pressed the alarm button.
Stand back, y'all.
Geraldine and I got this.
You're the best!
You're my hero!
He's totally gonna blow this.
Alright, you trash monkey.
Let's rumble.
[ Grunting ]
Fool! You'll pay for
calling me hurtful names.
Boss Hostrich, attack.
Alright, get them good,
Ramaraffe.
No, Boss Hostrich,
I mean you.
Youattack.
Me? Really?
Well, okay.
I got a great one-liner
I've been holding onto.[ Knuckles cracking ]
[ Engine revs ]Prepare for a finger-licking
butt-kicking.
There's no way you can
outrun the speed of my sword.
Uh, Speedy Spear!
[ Slide whistle ][ Tires screech ]
You yanking my leg, boy?
I know they's long,
but you're far away.
Aah!
[ Hisses ]
Ooh, that was bad.
Meatball?
Yes, please.
[ Chomps ]
-You call that a move?
I'llshow you a move.
Pogo Pummel!
[ Grunts ]
Terror Teeth.
Foot Attack!
[ Grunts ]
Seriously, what's up
with you, man?
This has been, like,
reallyawkward to watch.
Come on, Mao Mao.
If you just use your regular
moves, you can totally win.
Geraldine
is anything but regular.
Hey, Orangusnake, surf's up!
[ Whoa'ing ]
[ Grunting, groaning ]
Wow, bad.
Boop. Hi.
[ Engine revving ]Aah!
[ Chuckles ] Is it cool
if we end this fight now?
You know, before anybody
else gets hurt.
Yes, yes!
Whatever you want!
Please don't shoot me.
I don't want to be shot!
[ Engine winds down ]It's all good, loser.
Now, get out of here
before I seriously mess you up.Phew!
Ah!
Aah, no!
[ Laughs ]
[ Grumbles ]
Sky Pirates, skedaddle!
[ Panting ]
[ Sighs ]
What are you still doing here?
We're always here for you,
Mao Mao.
Yeah, and, like,
I left my keys at home,
so I gotta wait for you.
No, I mean her.
My whole life, I thought
you were just as impressive
as my sisters' weapons,
but I've just been
fooling myself.
Has there always been
a freaky pit here in the dump?
[ Rumbling ][ Screeching ]
I knew that was gonna happen!
As soon as I saw the freaky pit,
I was like --[ Screaming ]
[ Shouting ]
Whee!
[ Grunting, screaming ]
Oh! Narsty, man.[ Gasps ]
Ugh, how could
that filthy beast eat us?
Uh, the stomach acid's
corroding my robo-arm.
Gah! Shh-shh-shh-shh.
It's okay. It's okay.[ Arm powering down ]
This is all your fault.
[ Rumbling ]
-Up there!
-A flesh hole.
The way out is blocked.
I mean, we could just wait
for it to open back up again.
I mean, why do we always gotta
be rushing around everywhere?
[ Stammering ] Badge-- uh,
Badgerclops, there -- you, uh --
[ Clears throat ]
Y-You may want to, uh --
[ Clearing throat ]
Uh...
Uh...uh!
[ Screaming ]
Can't you use Geraldine
to cut our way out of here?
I don't know her.
[ Grunting ]
[ Squealing ]Besides, I'm perfectly fine...
with my fists!
[ Snaps ]Dah! I'll do it.
You just hit stuff with it,
right?
[ Grunting ]
Stupid thing doesn't even work.
-Give me that.
You got to know the Mao Mao
move names.
Regular Thrust!
Blade Arrow -- oh!
[ Singsong voice ]
I told you it didn't work.
See? It's not just me.
Come on, come on.
Where's the glow button?
[ Grunting, growling ][ Screeching ]
You're not even doing it right.
No!
I don't need some cheap trinket
to fight.
Uh, maybe we can slice
through the -- whoa!
[ Screaming indistinctly ]
You're not using proper form!
The only blade you've ever held
is a butter knife,
and have you even been
paying attention
during training, Adorabat?
[ Gravelly ] Let me show you...
the way of the blade.
-Woah.
-Wow.
Dude, that was sick.That was so dope!
What button did you press
to make it do that.
Yeah, I -- I guess
it was pretty dope, huh?
[ Rumbling ]
The acid's rising.We're getting digested, dude.
[ Screaming ]
I'll have to use
my strongest technique.
What do you say, Geraldine?
[ Falsetto ] Sure, Mao Mao.
I love you.
Okay, let's hurry it up now.
I know she can't talk,
Badgerclops!
[ Chuckles ]
[ Shouting ]
All that training,
the adventures we've had,
the monsters we defeated --
you've been with me
through all of it, Geraldine.
I know now it's not the sword
that makes the hero.
It's the bond!
Hey, no! Stop it!
No!
Let me fly in peace!
No! Aah!
Mao Mao: Lunar La-a-a-a-sh!
[ Explosion ]
[ Coughs ]
[ Shouting, grunting ]
Baderclops:
Get me some rice!
I got to put my arm
in some rice!
[ Panting ][ Sizzles ]
[ Sighs deeply ]
-Hey, Mao Mao,
I found your sword.
You're still here.
You, know,
I think your sword's...
more than just
a glow stick.
It's really special
'cause you'rereally special.
Thanks, Adorabat.
Hey, guys, I got my robo-arm
working again!
[ Grunts ][ Thuds ]
♪♪