Love Island (2015–…): Season 7, Episode 23 - Episode 20 - full transcript

IAIN STIRLING: 'Previously...

'on Love Island...'

'..the challenge led to drama.'
Ooh!

MUSIC: 'We Run This'
by Missy Elliot

# Let me switch up the game
I drink that cognac

# Step back
Cos I might put it on ya... #

'As one boy's chances faded...'

I feel like I can sense you

gravitating
towards Aaron more than me.

'..while another boy made his move.'

TEXT ALERT
ECHOING: Shut up...



'Tonight...

'the Islanders face your votes.'

"The public have been voting
for their favourite girl

"and their favourite boy.

"Those with the fewest votes

"are at risk of being dumped
from the island tonight."

Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

MUSIC: 'Lost Cause'
by Billie Eilish

# Something's in the air
Right now... #

'There's been some ugly scenes after
the Snog, Marry, Pie challenge,

'mainly outside the Magaluf spa -

'the locals are kicking off cos
they're clean out of skooshy cream.

'And Toby's got some issues too.'

Hello, Tobester.
What you saying, cuz?



Hey, you.

So you two think you can pie
with me and get away with it, huh?

What is that you're drinking?

And on that note, I am off.
Have a lovely chat, pie-ers.

What's that that you're drinking?
Lemonade.

How can I help you?

So, Kazana...
Tobias.

How do... Today...

Don't stutter.
Say things with your chest.

KAZ LAUGHS
I'm not stuttering.

"How d... How d... Today..."
Today.

Mm.
You pied me in my ear and my eye.

Yeah, cos you ducked,
you didn't take it like a man.

Wait, you got it from the floor,
I saw you gather it up like this...

You moved your head!
..onto my whole face.

You know we're cool,
but you pie my girl,

I'm gonna pie you twice as hard,

and that's what we did,
we pied you twice...

I didn't pie Kaz.
..as hard.

I didn't pie Kaz.
Oh, really? OK (!)

I didn't pie you, Kaz.
Mm.

Really?
I don't wanna pie...

Mm.
You did lie to me...

I lied? When did I lie?
In bed, when you was, like...

I was like, "Is there anything else
you have to say?"

"No, no," and the next day,
you're, like,

"Oh, yeah, we kissed
on the terrace." That was a lie.

Was that a lie?
It was a lie.

I pied you cos Kaz is my girl,
but it's no hard feelings.

Let's leave it at that.
It's no drama.

It's... It is...
You could've just said.

But it's... it's calm.
Obviously, the thing is,

at the end of the day,

it is what it is,
d'you know what I mean?

You was disrespectful, a little bit.

Disrespectful... I don't think...
You don't think you were?!

If I could go back...
Go on.

I don't think I have any regrets.
Really?!

Yeah. I don't think
I have any regrets,

cos I told you how it was
from the jump.

Why are you looking at me like that?

You said,
if you could do everything again,

you'd do it exactly how you did it.

I don't respect that.
But that's just you.

Because it led to me where
I was today, where I found today.

It could've... Listen, where you are
today is none of my business,

and I'm happy for you and Chloe
to do your own thing.

However, do I feel like you could
have treated me way better? 100%.

Now, looking back at it, from
your point of view, I understand.

You just said, if you could go back,

you would do things
the exact same way.

And now you're saying,
"Oh, I understand"?

Kind of walked into the lion's den
there and ruffled some feathers,

which weren't ideal for me. She defo
had stuff still on her chest

and just literally took me
by the first thing I said.

Maybe it wasn't
the right thing I said,

but she took it
in a completely different angle

than I meant to put it out,
basically.

You could have easily
been respectful towards me

and still gotten to know Chloe.
That doesn't take away from you.

I didn't think I would have
got to where I am today

without that happening.

So you needed to disrespect me
in order to find what you...

No, I didn't say...
That's what you're telling me.

But I didn't look at it like that.
OK, cool.

Look at it how you want,
I don't even care.

So you're just gonna walk away?
100%.

Cos you're angry,
I just wanna get to the bottom...

I'm not even angry,
I just am over it.

# You know
You didn't have to stoop so low... #

Giving me shit, man.

# Have your friends
Collect your records

# And then change your number

# I guess that
I don't need that, though

# Now you're just somebody
That I used to know... #

He's moving mad, oh, my God.
Terrace?

Yeah. Absolutely moving mad.

What are they walking away for?

Stupid.

This boy must think
I'm some kind of stupid dickhead.

Oh, my God.

Let's go upstairs.
We'll go upstairs.

I feel like
you might need a friendly ear.

Yeah, man.

Teddy's coming over as well.
Don't worry about it.

You good, bro?

Yeah, bruv, it's just I don't know
why you have to walk away

halfway through a convo,
you know what I mean?

What's happened?
What is the actual craic?

I don't know.
So, obviously,

he feels like how he handled things
before wasn't disrespectful to me.

And I'm, like, "Whoa!"

And he's, like, "No, but I feel like
I have no regrets

"about how I dealt with things,

"cos this has brought me
to where I am today."

What?! I must be a mug.

He has no regrets
about how he dealt with it?

Yeah, because it brought him
to where he is.

My thing is, you can just apologise
for being a prick.

Yeah, you can just say, "I'm sorry."
Even if he didn't mean it.

No apology, no remorse.
That's mad, man.

What?!

Honey!

I just... I don't get the guy.
I don't get the guy.

"Oh, mate, now I know.
You've really never, ever cared."

He didn't care about me.
No, my feelings are hurt, man.

That was rude.
That was actually rude.

Come on.
No, it's just rude.

It is rude, it's awful, but
you're a bigger and better person,

and at the end of the day,
someone's gonna come in here

and they are going to
love you for you.

I've sat, every single day,
seeing them in front of my face,

and I've not once
gone and interrupted them.

I've let them do them.

But it's like, every single day,
I just have to sit there.

Oh... I don't get him.

I feel like I met one Toby,
and this is just a whole other Toby.

I just don't know who he is.

SIGHS

Since it all happened,
the Chloe thing,

I still think that Kaz has stuff
on her chest that she wanted to say.

Yeah.
She didn't get closure.

For the convo that we had was that
she finally come out and said,

"I felt you disrespected me
with the whole situation,

"and you could have went about it
differently."

But then me,
I said it in a wrong way

that must have made her
get up and leave,

was I said, "I don't regret it."

Eeh...

I said, "I don't regret it."
Yeah?

But I didn't get to
really explain why.

I said, "I don't regret not doing
everything that I've done."

If I didn't go down that path
of kissing Chloe on the terrace,

I might not be where I am
with Chloe today.

I think what's in Kaz's mind is
you've basically cheated on her.

Do you know what I mean?

So it's kind of you saying that
you don't regret cheating on her.

Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, and disrespecting her.

That is the main reason
above everything here.

Despite the fact you two
weren't girlfriend, boyfriend,

that's what in her mind.

Are you OK?
I'm personally fine.

It's just when it comes to my girls,
I get a bit wound up, that's all.

Honestly...
I'm the same with my girls at home.

If something... If a lad hurts
my girl at home, I'm furious.

He handled it like an absolute
pussy, that situation with Kaz.

Yeah.

Speak to me face... Why is, why is
she saying it like that, though?

Speak to me face-to-face.
FAYE: What's that?

Why are you talking across like
that? Just speak to me face-to-face.

Drag me for a chat if you need to.
I'm rattled.

I just said you dealt with
the situation shit. OK.

Speak to me if you
have to speak to me, though, innit?

It's over, it's done.
It's just a comment. OK, cool.

Forget about that, cos it's not
even between you and Faye, innit?

What is she getting involved for?

It's taken you a week to have
a conversation with one person

in regards to what you've done.

All right, you don't need to shout
back and forth. Just stop, yeah?

Stupid prick.

Yeah, I mean, that's just thrown me,
but your conversation with her...

My head is not even here at
the moment. I can't lie to you guys.

You're speaking,
and I can't even hear you.

I tried to say my side with Kaz.

I knew she had
something on her chest,

and I said it,
time after time after time,

"Voice it, don't hold it in."

And I gave her that chance before,

and she just held it in
all this time.

TOBY SIGHS

Can we have a chat?
No.

OK, cool.

OK?
Yeah.

Sure?
Mm-hm.

'This situation all got started
cos Toby told Kaz

'he had absolutely no regrets.

'I bet he regrets saying that.'

You're innovative.
Like, I-N-N-O-V-A-T-I-V-E.

Innovative.
Innovative. You all right, bruv?

Lib, can I have a chat, yeah? Or no.

Just me?
Yeah.

Yeah, I'll go, mate. You crack on.
Yeah, OK.

Go on, don't be bitter,
just have a chat.

I'm not gonna be bitter.

Just have a chat, the pair of you.
What happened, then?

What you need to say, say it.
OK.

The thing is that the problem's
not with me and you,

and it's not my situation.
I'm close with Kaz,

so whatever the situation is
with Kaz,

I'm gonna jump to defend her,
because I care about her feelings.

So I'm not gonna lie...
I care about her feelings as well.

Yeah, I was fuming. For then you
to be over there and say to her,

"Oh, well, I'm glad
with how I dealt with it,

"because I am where I am today."

That just shows you're completely
disregarding her feelings.

I understand that.
Do you know what I mean?

Yeah, and what I'm saying is,
look, this is how it went.

She said, "I felt disrespected from
how you dealt with the situation."

Yeah.
Which is completely right.

Mm-hm.
100%, it's right. Yeah.

And my response to that was,
"I don't regret it."

Which is completely the wrong
response you can ever say.

Yeah, it is.
It is.

Mm-hm.
Of course it is.

You know that, so that...

So this is the first time
you're taking accountability

for your own actions here.
Of course I am.

That's good.
I know.

So you are learning.
That is the only thing I could do.

I'm learning. I've never been...
I don't know how... what to do.

I don't know
how to talk to you girls.

I don't know
how to talk past that stage

where I'm looking at your emotions,
I'm looking at my emotions.

I'm just trying to be 100% honest
at the same time.

This villa is a mad experience
for me.

I'm learning things that
I wouldn't even dream of learning

or knowing about myself.

It's just a shame
that the mistakes I'm making

are leading to someone being hurt.

That hurts me inside,
the fact that Kaz is hurting.

I can't go chat to her,
which is just... killer.

It's just kicking someone
when they're down.

So I appreciate
everything you've said.

It's not my situation.
I'm cool with you.

Good chat, Lib.
Thanks for everything.

I completely understand.
Like I said, we're all right.

We're cool.
Yeah.

OK. Thanks for that.
No worries.

SHE EXHALES

'Time now for another instalment of
our occasional series of Ted Talks.

'Tonight's title - When Pie-based
Games Go Wrong: My Story.

'It's a good one, this.'

I'm not trying to have a tiff
with you at all.

All I'm trying to tell you...
Well, it does seem that way.

It wasn't me. Don't shout across to
me in the garden, like I'm a dog,

in front of everyone, "Just stop."
Like, I'm not a piece of shit.

Us boys tried to continue
our conversation.

We heard you say something else,
and I said to stop. That's it.

All I wanted was for you and another
guy to not shout at each other.

OK. OK.
That's it.

The reason why I'm doing that
is cos I give a shit about you.

Yeah.
Is that such a bad thing? Mm.

Come here. No.
What do you mean, "no"?

Come here.
No, you can come here.

It's not comfortable there.
I don't care.

You can give me a kiss,
and then I'll come there.

HE LAUGHS
You're so petty!

OK, I'll come here.

Don't shout at me across a garden,
and don't speak to me like a prick.

I'll shout at you when I want.

We're fine now.
I never go to sleep on an argument,

so it's done now. It's squished.

But... does it again,
he'll be sleeping in the doghouse.

# I saw you dancing
In a crowded room... #

'Toby shouldn't get too upset.

'After all, things move on
very fast in that villa.

'Just ask Danny.
In fact, even better, ask Brad!'

What are you saying tonight, anyway?
Do you wanna stay out here?

Staying out here?
Mm.

Why don't we wait?
Good things come to those that wait.

# I don't know why I run away... #

Your eye shadow
still matches your outfit.

I'm totally here for it.
LAUGHTER

# I'll make you cry
When I run away... #

Oh... I can't believe me and Teddy
had a barney.

Have you? What was that about?

Him just being a knobhead, really.

Things cleared?
Yeah.

# Save your tears
For another day... #

# Save your tears
For another day... #

Babes...
You're shit.

I told you,
you can never be mad at me.

Oh, I can.

Oh, I can!

HE SIGHS,
SHE YAWNS

What a day!
What a day, what a day!

# I'll make you cry
When I run away... #

Good night, Liam.
Good night, Toby.

Good night, Tobias.

# Ooh, girl, I say

# Save your tears
For another day

# Oh, oh, oh save your tears
For another day... #

GASP
Guys!

LAUGHTER
I feel like I'm watching porn.

Oh, ha-ha!

'Still to come...
there's big talk from the girls.'

How big's the rod?
It's a massive rod.

That's gonna be
"clearing out sewers" rod.

IAIN STIRLING:
'After all the arguing,

'it was nice to see two of our
Islanders finally coming together.

'At least, I think
Jake and Liberty came together.

'It's hard to tell
cos they were under the duvet.'

# We're all lost souls
Looking for love

# We're all lost souls
Praying to God

# But you
Are all I have to hold... #

It's a new day.
I feel rough.

You feel rough? You look rough.

Just gonna have to have
a toastie, innit?

Do you want a coffee?
I'll make it in a minute.

What do you want?
Only if you're making one.

How was yours two's night?

No comment? Nothing to report on?

# For another day
I can't live with my mistakes

# I need your help
To find my place... #

Aaron! Does AJ
have a coffee in the morning?

Gonna have to ask Hugo. Yo!

I'm not asking Hugo, you madman.

"What does your bird have for..."
LAUGHTER

Hello, beaut.
Good morning.

Are you gonna speak to Kaz today,
yeah?

If I get the chance.
If I get the chance.

Nah, she'll let you.

Do you think?
Yeah. She will chat to you.

'Yesterday,
Danny was cruelly humiliated

'when Lucinda mugged him off,
then snogged Aaron.

'Danny, I know it's difficult,
but can you bring yourself

'to share how you're feeling
about it right now?'

Last night was, like, probably
one of the best nights I've had.

Good, glad to hear it.
You know what's weird, though?

Now that we're, like, mates,
we can speak now.

It's so fucking weird.

AARON: How are things with AJ?

Straight away, it's a lot more
fluent, chatting to her and that.

Yeah, yeah. AJ's really easy
to chat to, to be fair.

Yeah, and, like, she's got that
cheekiness about her that I need.

Yeah. I get that.

Come here,
joined my first love triangle,

obviously didn't work out for me,
so I thought second time lucky,

go and join another love triangle
with AJ and Hugo,

see what I can do there.

I'm an honest person,
I'm not gonna...

Hey.
Morning!

You all right?
Aaron's bringing you a nice coffee.

LUCINDA: Oh, is he?
There you go.

For me?!
Yeah, for you. Made with love.

Thank you.
Hugo's got a day off!

KAZ: Made with love! Love that.

Kaz, with you,
are you feeling OK this morning?

Yeah, man. Bounce-back queen
over here, to be honest.

FAYE: Yes, you are. That's exactly
what you are. You're a boss bitch.

I didn't understand the intention
behind the conversation

being sparked anyway,
from him, post-challenge.

Like, what was the point?

LIB: I think he's actually
quite an emotional person.

And then I think he sometimes is not
emotionally aware of other people.

Wagwan, people?
Hi, angel.

Short stuff.
Thank you so much.

Here you are.
Aw! Thank you, Aaron.

Enjoy, people.

Right, then, lads, so...

I just wanted to know, kind of,
what homework you've been doing.

Mr Cornish.
Interruption's key.

Please tell us, you know,
what homework you've been doing.

Obviously we weren't at Wembley
last night, we were at, um,

St Mary's Stadium last night.
Beautiful place, beautiful place.

Both teams
were ready to rock 'n' roll.

The whistle got blown as soon as...

Well, before the lights
even went down.

Yeah.
And the floodlights come on,

and it was... literally,
the sprinklers erupted and...

FAYE: Liberty.
Hot seat right now!

I'm desperate...
What?

to know...
What happened?

We've got a one-all-er, ain't we?
What's that mean?

So, one-all is basically
doing bits, one-all.

You did something, I did something,
we both had a very happy ending.

SHE LAUGHS

No, you haven't!

Libs!

I'm just gonna sip my tea
and mind my own business.

She's lasted four weeks, bless her.
Oh, that's good.

I mean, there's you guys
thinking this is the first time.

THEY GASP

Oh, my God, shut up!

Cheeky, cheeky Jiberty.

I bet he's well happy.

It's all about a cheeky finger,
innit?

So, has anyone else in here
had a cheeky finger yet,

or is it just Lib?

I haven't.
I haven't, yet. Ha-ha!

That's coming surely soon.

We had, like,
make-up kisses in bed, and...

Love that.
..the rod-on was definitely there.

How big's the rod?
Ah, pff...

Whoa!

How big? How big?
Honestly, I...

Does it go, like, to the middle
of the lake, or is it...

Mate, it's like...

No, it's not!

It's a big rod.
It's a massive rod.

That's gonna be
"clearing out sewers" rod.

What?
I wasn't expecting that.

Oh, my God, it's huge.

'I'm guessing
this is not the question

'plumber Danny was expecting
when he said to Kaz,

' "Ask me absolutely anything
you want about water." '

Can you name
all the oceans in the world?

Can I fuck.
Do you know the oceans?

The Atlantic Ocean, North Ocean...
Antarctic.

Antarctic, North.
Is there a South Ocean?

South Ocean? Pacific.
Yeah, there's Pacific Ocean.

Pacific Ocean. Indian Ocean.
Indian Ocean.

I did geography! This is terrible,
cos I actually did really well.

I got a D.
You got a D?

I got a B.
Geography was the only one...

TEXT ALERT
I've got a text!

SHE READS ALOUD:

CHEERING
Tour de Faye!

Yes, brother!
Get in!

Just what you wanted, boy.
I love that.

You're going on a date!
You're going on a date!

GIRLS CHANT: She's going on a date!
She's going on a date!

What do you want to find out
about him on this date

that you don't know already?

I want to know what he wants to do,
like, going, like, forwards.

The next steps.
THEY COO

I think you'll both
be on the same bike.

You know those giant bikes?

Oh, mate, that'd be sick.
That'd be sick.

Sweating.

# Feels like I've waited for this
All my life... #

I wanna see a wheelie, Ted!
I wanna see a wheelie!

MILLIE: Love that so much.

Let's go, Ted.
Go, Teddy!

Let's do this.

CHANTING: She's going on a date!
She's going on a date!

CHEERING

How exciting!
Going on our first proper date.

I like this vibe!

You like it, yeah?
Fit.

I can't, er,
get this grin off my face.

I'm excited to go on this date.

'Oh, God, the date team's
dropped the ball again.

'Guys, when Faye said she wanted
to sit on Teddy's chopper,

'I'm fairly sure
this is not what she meant.'

Hey! Look at the bikes! I love it.

Hey! Can you actually ride a bike?

Er, debatable. We'll see.
Right, ladies first.

I think I suit a helmet, you know.

Actually, I've got a meathead,
so it might not actually work.

OK... Whoa! I can't start!
SHE SCREAMS

Jesus! Oh, no.

Don't help me, then, it's fine!
OK, we're off!

HE LAUGHS

How are you doing?

I'm shitting myself
at crashing into you.

Oh, man. I don't remember
the last time I rid a bike.

This is good. I love this.

How are you feeling
about the Tour de Faye?

Would you want to do it every year?

Ooh, that's a shout, actually.
Seasonal.

HE LAUGHS

I'm embarrassed...
About to crash.

'Still to come...
Toby tries to build bridges.'

Kaz, I know you're busy,
can I have a chat, please?

Can we talk later?

# He looks at me
With water in his eyes... #

'Teddy and Faye are on their date,

'and, fun fact
for all you fact fans out there,

'they're sat outside
the actual church

'the date team goes to every year
to pray for a bigger budget.'

Oh, so cute!
Look at this. Love it.

This is a bit of me.

SHE EXHALES

Finally, I can stop
embarrassing myself on the bike.

THEY LAUGH
You were pretty embarrassing.

Do you want a drink? I'd love one.
Yeah? Fruity.

Oh!
Actually...

Right, whatever happens,
when we go back home,

don't tell anyone
about the way that I cycle.

I can't promise that.
HE LAUGHS

Sorry. Cheers.
Cheers to a second date.

Oh, it's our second date!
Mm. The first one went so well.

Did you think
we'd ever get to this point?

I mean, I don't know.

At home, I probably would've
pied you off, but...

Is it? Is it?! OK.

I'm joking. But, no.
It's been a good time, hasn't it?

Yeah, it has.

How do you feel about being
in the villa with everyone now,

now you're properly settled?
Obviously, with me.

Ha! Is that the important question?
Ahem!

The important answer.
Yeah, no, it's good.

Everyone makes me feel comfortable,

and obviously, we're getting
on like a fricking house on fire.

Aren't we? So...
Oh! Really? Yeah, we do all right.

Oh, I was gonna talk to you
about us not getting on so well.

Oh, shit!
SHE LAUGHS

On different pages.
Tell me what I'm missing.

No, we're all right, aren't we?
Nah, I think we're doing good.

You just get me, though, don't you?
A little bit. You just laugh at me.

Or sometimes shout at me
across the garden.

You were just acting like Braveheart
in front of your boys.

No. No, no, no.
You got a bit of wind up your arse.

BOTH LAUGH
Billy Big Bollocks.

Whatever!
SHE LAUGHS

Whatever.

'They say sorry is the hardest word.

'Rubbish! The hardest word is...'
HE TAKES DEEP BREATH

'..Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrnd
robwllllantysiliogogogoch.'

Look at that. Psych me up,
psych me up. Psych me up.

You've got this, you've got this,
you've got this.

TOBY EXHALES

How are you leading in?
OK, cool.

Go up and say, "Sorry..."
Go up and say, "Can I have a chat?

"Cos I just really wanna
talk to you."

TOBY EXHALES
Yeah. You've got this, bro.

Come on. Ah...

Frickin' hell.
Stay calm, stay calm.

This is nerve-wracking, this.
Fucking nervous.

HE EXHALES

Pfft. Shit!

You all right? Ah...

Kaz, I know you're busy.
Can I have a chat, please?

Erm... Can we talk later?

Yeah. Whenever you're ready,
just give me a shout, yeah?

Yeah.
Is that all right? Cool.

Yeah.

Whoo!
LAUGHTER

Ah... Fucking hell.

Obviously, I'm really crap
at talking about my feelings.

You'd probably get more
out of one of these rocks

down here on the floor.
Yeah.

But I think I'm getting better.
You are. No? You are.

I see a lot more affection from you.
I like that.

You're a very affectionate person,
aren't you? Yeah.

I can't be affectionate
with somebody till I trust them.

Yeah. Whereas I do feel like
I can trust you. Mm.

I think it's going really well.

I ain't being no soppy bollocks,
but, no, you're all right.

SHE LAUGHS

Cheers to a beautiful date.

Had a good ride, even though
I struggled, but you are stunning.

Good views all round.
Thank you.

And as I've always shared
in all of our re-coupling,

I'm looking forward
to continuing to get to know you.

Even though you are
a bit of a pain in my arse.

Both cheeks, by the way.

Cute, cheers to that.

# A little bit of love

# A little bit of love
A little bit of love. #

'Five seconds later, Faye and Teddy

'were getting chased down the street
by a pack of angry nuns.

'It was partly the kissing,
but mainly cos the two of them

'had nicked
a gallon of communion wine.'

I 100% think that
they're so good together,

and I feel like, last night,
everything got a bit heated.

It's nice to get away. But she
wanted to see that side of him.

She was waiting for that,
but when he done it, he...

he still couldn't win.
So, obviously...

But then they'll just kiss and
make up and they're all right again.

We're back!
CHEERING

Hello!

Hello! Welcome back, baby!

Teddy!
Hello! Hi, baby.

Enjoy it?

We had such a nice day.
CHEERING

Second date has really shown me

that I've chosen the right girl
on this journey,

and it just seems like things
are heading in the right direction,

and it's a journey that
I'm really enjoying at the moment.

SCREAMING

Oh, my God!

Had the best time!
Best time!

Oh, my goodness.

Wanna do swings?
Bean bags. Yeah, bean bags.

Spill the tea, baby.

We had the best time.
Aww!

We went on our bike ride,
and then we got up there

and there was
this really beautiful picnic,

outside of this, like, chapel.

We were in a beautiful location.

Did you finish with a kiss?
Massive kiss.

Massive kiss, yeah?
Yeah! Sloppy.

Sloppy one, yeah?
Sloppy. Sloppy as fuck.

And he just said he's really happy
with the way things are going.

Aww! Would you say he's the full TP,
then, total package?

He's a good package.
The only thing is...

Good little package? I dunno. It
could do with being a bit littler,

if you know what I mean.

No way, Faye. You've got to go
for the big leagues here, girl.

The boys have got
their own little system.

I feel like we need
our own little system. Yeah.

Could do NVQ1, NVQ2.
NVQ2.

What's NVQ? NVQ's the old A-level.
Oh.

Let's go NVQ1 is, you know...
Snogging, snogging.

Entry level.

Entry-level NVQ is a snog.
Yeah.

NVQ1 is a cheeky finger,
NVQ2 is oral.

Handjob?
Oral, oral.

NVQ3 is the full shebang.

I don't know if I'm gonna be
fucking entry-level, at this rate.

Baby, you're already on entry-level.
You had a snog.

Snogs outside a challenge,
then, yeah?

Yeah, snogs outside of challenges.

I'm NVQ1, Jake's NVQ2.

THEY SCREAM
No!

I'm gobsmacked.
I have to share a bed next to 'em.

Fuckin' 'ell! They're making me
look like I'm going at snail's pace.

I thought I was going
at tortoise pace.

But they're making me look like
I'm going at snail's pace.

'I tell you what,
Jake's a man in demand.

'I just heard the producer saying
SHE was about to give him one...'

TEXT ALERT
'Ah, my mistake.'

Oh, I've got a text!

Oh, God.

Says:

Oh, ha-ha-ha! Yes!

READS TEXT OUT LOUD

SCREAMING
'70s!

CHEERING
Yeah, baby! Whoo!

CHANTING:
Yeah, baby, yeah, baby, yeah!

Yeah, baby, yeah, baby, yeah!

# Ra, ra, Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine

# It was a shame
How he carried on... #

IAIN STIRLING: 'Oh, I love the '70s,
home to flared trousers,

'platform shoes

'and many of the jokes
used in this show.'

What are you all doing in bed?

We've got a party tonight,
what are you doing?

# Ra, ra, Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen

# There was a cat
That really was gone... #

I feel like I'm from the future.

These ones. These ones.

Look at that!
He's even got an armband!

You've gone in.
Yeah, boys.

I'm going for, like,
Penelope Cruz out of Thunderbirds.

Aw, yeah, you are.

# Ra, ra, Rasputin
Lover of the Russian queen

# There was a cat
That really was gone

# Ra, ra, Rasputin
Russia's greatest love machine

# It was a shame
How he carried on... #

'Toby's decided the time has come
to make an apology.

'I should think so.
Coming to a '70s party

'dressed like
an I Saw It First model?

'You should be ashamed of yourself!'

Would you rather Aaron stay, or...?

You don't need me, do you?
We don't need a third party, do we?

There we go, peeps.

First thing I want to say
is I'm sorry.

Mm-hm. Like, I'm completely sorry.
Yeah.

Like, I, me as a person,

I would never, ever
want to hurt you.

Erm, I just...

It was a mistake.

How do you think that chat's going,
cos you've spoken to both of them?

I think I trained him well. For it.
Oh, did you? What did you say?

I just said, look, don't...
Shh! You can't hear it from here.

Yes, you can. I just heard her.

I know I disrespected you
and what you wanted was a sorry,

and I didn't give you that there.
Yeah.

And that is so unfair.
Mm.

So I'm here to say sorry.
I am sorry.

And that's... I make mistakes,

and I'm shit
at articulating my words.

So the best I give you
is, like, sorry, and...

..ask for your forgiveness.

Fair. Cute how you said "fair".
Yeah.

But did you realise...
why I felt disrespected?

Did you actually know what it was
that I felt disrespected about?

You felt disrespected at the fact
that I kissed Chloe on the terrace

and didn't tell you
till the next morning.

And lied to me.
And lied to you.

Yeah. That was the part that hurt me
the most, that you would lie.

That don't feel right, the fact
that you're hurting because of me,

so I just wanted to get it right
as soon as possible.

CHLOE: That is a long conversation,
isn't it?

Do you think
they're getting back together?

LAUGHTER

Right, I think we all just
need to calm down a minute.

Bloody hell, girl, relax yourself.

Yesterday made me realise that
that must have hurt.

I understand how you must have felt.
Mm. That's fine.

I'm sorry. I appreciate your
apology, and thanks for recognising

that you actually lied,
and for taking accountability.

Obviously I forgive you.
So... I forgive you, Tobias.

Really? No, I do, genuinely.
Aw, Kazana!

AARON: There we go.
Oh, here we go, massive hug.

Aw.
Don't! I've got my drink!

I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
No, I know you are.

It's shit from me, shit from me.

We're friends, guys!

CHEERING

We squashed it. We're fine, guys.
Job done!

'Still to come...
There's a shock in store.'

"Those with the fewest votes
are at risk

"of being dumped
from the island tonight."

'Hugo is taking AJ
for a chat about their relationship.

'It looks like
a really awkward parting.

'But if that's the way Hugo
wants his hair, who am I to judge?'

What do you think
about the curtains?

I mean, it's not my favourite
of looks on you, hairstyles.

Groovy, baby. That's the point.

Austin Powers vibes,
that's what we're going for.

I just need the big lapels,
and the...

It's not my favourite look on you,
but you pull it off.

To be honest, I've been
wanting to talk to you anyway.

At the beginning,

there was something - I couldn't
quite put my finger in it.

And I thought that
the more we got to know each other,

the more time we spent together,

I might be able
to figure out what it was,

but at the minute,
I just see that you and I

are probably better off as friends
on that front. Yeah.

I genuinely think you and Danny
could have something really great.

I think you bounce off each other.

It would be rude of me
and wrong of me

to just kind of float through this

and just do you and I
and take it slow,

when I'm not 100% into it.

The fact that Hugo was really
pushing me to go towards Danny

just clarifies that he really
wasn't feeling it with me.

So, yeah, a little bit shocked,

but at the same time,
it's like, if he liked me,

he would have made
a bit more of an effort with me.

I don't wanna string you along,

cos you deserve
so much better than that. Thank you.

Being honest now is gonna be
the best for both of us, I think.

Come on. Come here. Argh!

Thank you for being honest.
No, it's absolutely my pleasure.

It's the least you deserve, so...

I'll put my cool shades back on.
Put them back on.

Relive my '70s disco diva.

Get your disco fever back on.
Yeah, exactly.

Your phone's just down there.
Thank you, babe. Such a gentleman.

'Having spoken to AJ, Hugo wants
to tell the gang it's curtains.

'It's not, Hugo, it's just
a very bad middle parting.'

Right, what's the vibe?

I had a chat with AJ and just
told her how I was really feeling.

I said we're better off as friends,
basically.

SHOCKED EXCLAMATIONS

Wait, what?
Sorry?!

Come again? English?

Why are you so shocked?
What have you done?

Shh!

Breathe, breathe, breathe.
No, I can't breathe!

You can't just drop that on anyone,
man. Look, I can explain.

So, it's been, like, five or six
days now we've been coupled up.

And I thought that spending
pillow talk together with her

and speaking more and more

would help me get past this thing
that I'm not 100% in. Yeah.

And it hasn't, so we're
kind of at a crossroads now,

where we either jump in
and accelerate it, or leave it.

And I think what I've done

is not only best for me,
but is genuinely best for her.

Who am I to string her along
when I'm not into it?

Yeah.

DANNY: 'So, how did the chat go?'

With Hugo. Yeah, I mean...

He's obviously given the...

The green light?

Well, I think he is...
Do you want the green light?

Well, I mean, it's good to know
where you're at, isn't it?

Yeah.

I really respect that.
I feel like I wanna know.

In my head, I was like,
"Am I missing something?

"Is it a slow burner?"

Like, honestly, I fancied him.
I'm attracted to him,

and there are traits about him
I find really attractive.

I wouldn't have picked him
if I didn't think that.

But, you know, at the same time,
I do feel like as days went on,

I was just, like, there's
something... Gravitating towards me?

Well...
No, I've had one chat with you!

Behave yourself! You watch yourself.

But, no, I felt like
it shouldn't be as hard,

it shouldn't be that I'm doing all
the, like... All the grafting?

D'you not feel like
I'm grafting you a bit?

Yeah, a little bit. You did
a little bit yesterday, didn't you?

Like it? Just a little bit.
No, no, it's good.

I did think, like,
"You know, is this someone

"who is just a bit of a slow burner,

"someone who just needs
to take some time?"

Me and you are the same
when it comes to, like,

we wanna be, like,

touchy-feely. It's good, innit?
It's fun, do you know what I mean?

You said that you need
someone like that, obviously.

I am a very affectionate person.
And I feel that's what was missing.

With regards to me trying
to pursue something with us two,

is that something
you're interested in?

Obviously, after our chat yesterday,
it was a good chat.

So, what did you think of the kiss?

All right, yeah.
Do you wanna do it again?

SQUEALS

Yeah...

You don't give much away, do you?

You don't mess around, do you?

'As you know, we've been
working closely with Chloe

'to help her deal with her
text envy. We're making progress,

'but there's still
a long way to go.'

TEXT ALERT
Shut up.

Have you got a text?
I've got a text! Oh, no.

"Islanders, can you all
please gather around the fire pit?"

No...
Fucking hell.

I don't know if my head
can handle it!

Ah, bruv.

This shit is just mad.

# There's a storm coming

# We've been here before with it

# Thunder like a war with it

# There's a storm coming... #
TEXT ALERT

"The public have been voting

"for their favourite girl
and their favourite boy.

"Those with the fewest votes

"are at risk of being
dumped from the island tonight."

Fucking hell.

TEXT ALERT

"The three girls
who have received the fewest votes,

"and therefore are at risk, are..."

# Hit me with your best shot

# Why don't you hit me
With your best shot... #

TEXT ALERT

"Lucinda."

# Fire away... #

TEXT ALERT

"Chloe."

TEXT ALERT

# Hit me with your best shot

# Why don't you
Hit me with your best shot... #

"AJ."

# Hit me with your best shot

# Fire away. #

TEXT ALERT

"The three boys
who have received the fewest votes

"and are therefore at risk are..."

TEXT ALERT

"Teddy."

# I'm a wanted man
I'm a wanted man

# I'm a wanted man... #

TEXT ALERT

"Danny."

TEXT ALERT

# If you ask me to change

# I don't know if I can... #

"Toby."

# I'll always be who I am... #

TEXT ALERT

"Can all vulnerable Islanders please
stand in front of the fire pit."

'The results of your votes

'mean Lucinda, AJ, Chloe,
Toby, Teddy and Danny

'are vulnerable to being dumped
from the island.'

TEXT ALERT

"Only one boy and one girl
will be going home tonight.

"That decision is in the hands
of your fellow Islanders."

# So can you call all your friends

# Tell them to find other plans

# Cos I need you tonight

# I need to know
That everything's all right. #

'Tomorrow night...

'find out which two go...

'and say hello to not one,
not two...

'but three new arrivals.'

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