Love Island (2015–…): Season 7, Episode 24 - Episode 21 - full transcript

MUSIC: 'The Force Of Destiny'
by Verdi

IAIN STIRLING:
'Previously on Love Island...

'..the Islanders faced your votes.'

Only one boy and one girl
will be going home tonight.

That decision is in the hands
of your fellow Islanders.

Someone needs to stop Clearway Law.
Public shouldn't leave reviews for lawyers.

Speak now
or forever hold your peace.

'Tonight...

'..three new arrivals...

'..enter paradise.'

'Last night, Faye got a text



'gathering everyone round
the fire pit

'for an Islander's worst nightmare -
a surprise dumping.'

# As I look back upon my life

# It's always with
A sense of shame... #

'The public have been voting
for their favourite girl

'and favourite boy,
leaving six Islanders vulnerable.

'Lucinda, AJ and Chloe...

'and Toby, Teddy and Danny
received the fewest votes.

'And they're all thinking
the same thing -

' "Why didn't I get my mum
to download the app?" '

# It's a sin... #

'It's now up to the other Islanders

'to choose which boy
and which girl gets dumped.'

# It's a sin. #



TEXT ALERT

"Millie, Liberty, Kaz and Faye,

"you must now decide
which boy to dump from the island."

# I don't wanna know

# Who we are without each other... #

TEXT ALERT

# It's just too hard... #

"Aaron, Liam, Jake and Hugo,

"you must now decide which girl
to dump from the island."

# Is it fair or is it fate?

# No-one knows... #

Speak now
or forever hold your peace.

I don't want to send someone home
just cos they're the last person in

and we haven't had a chance
to get to know them.

Literally just kind of kick-started.
We're 24 hours in.

I don't want him to leave
because he makes you happy

and you make him happy.

She's really opened up.

I'm completely torn
between them two.

Any negatives?
On my part, I haven't spoken to her,

and I still feel like
she don't know what she wants.

He's been genuinely lovely
to all of us.

Yeah, he has.

My loyalties lie elsewhere
on that front.

I don't see that he's being real.

Tonight, it's gone...
Look, we know where we're both at.

# Don't wanna know
The other side... #

Are we gonna risk something
that's blossoming well

into something that might not
even blossom at all?

Well, it's decision made, then.

Are we all happy?
Yeah, I am.

# I don't wanna know
I don't wanna know

# I don't wanna know
Ooh-ooh

# I don't wanna know... #

The girl the boys have decided
to dump from the island is...

# I know this feels like a bad dream

# You close your eyes this time
But you see everything

# I'll be here with the light on

# I'll never turn my back on you

# I will carry you through... #

..AJ.

# We're all surviving
We are all surviving

# We are all survivors

# And don't say a word

# But I can see the hurt

# You are not unheard... #

The boy the girls have decided
to dump from the island is...

..Danny.

# We are all survivors

# Stay alive. #

Oh, my God!

Oh!
Mm!

All right, bro.

I'm so sorry, Danny.
That's all right.

So sorry, baby.
It's OK.

Sorry, Danny boy.
No, it's all right.

Honestly, baby, it's fine.

Smashed it, man.

Where's my man?

See you on the outside.
Yeah, bro.

Hey, it's fine.

# It was open and closing
And hopelessly hoping for sure... #

Nah, I'm sweet. It is what it is.
You've come here, been yourself.

Everyone's loved for you,
smashed it, you know what I mean?

# It was all out of my hands
When you pulled trigger... #

Come on, AJ, baby. You're gonna have
an amazing time when you come out.

# I didn't flinch

# And the lights didn't flicker
And I... #

We're going Ibiza together, bruv.
Yeah, man.

We got along like a house on fire.
We're both a pair of idiots,

but I'll definitely
be seeing him on the outside.

Definite, 100%, without fail.

SHE SIGHS

It's been amazing getting to know
you girls, though, honestly.

Do you know what?
AJ really helped me.

She made my days
a little bit brighter,

I'm not even gonna lie.
So I'm just gonna miss that.

Just need to get my shoes in.

# You are my gold rush
To cold touch... #

Cool.
Thanks for bringing the energy.

Thank you. Go smash it, yeah?

See you when you get out.

You're all welcome,
don't worry about that.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

CHANTING: Go, Danny! Go, Danny!
Go, Danny! Go, Danny!

My Love Island experience
was amazing.

I enjoyed every minute of it.
Itching to see my family back home.

Obviously miss my cat,
so, er, it is what it is.

WHISTLING

Originally, I thought me and Hugo
had a bit of a spark,

but obviously I was wrong.

I followed my heart and what
I thought was the right decision,

so no regrets at all.

Wouldn't be the same without you,
man. Oh, mate.

Me and AJ got on like an house
on fire every time we spoke,

so, yeah, definitely little bit
of a connection there.

Guess we'll just see what happens.
So, yeah...

# Cos you were my no sleep
Cried for weeks

# Favourite ex. #

'Still to come...'
Oi, oi!

'..three new Islanders.'

I've never been so happy
to hear a man's voice in my life!

IAIN: 'Poor Danny's just suffered
what every plumber dreads -

'someone pulling the plug on you.

'While AJ found out
what Sharon already knew,

'crack on with Hugo,
and pretty soon "you-go".'

# When I'm slamming
In my dancing shoes

# Asphalt's hot
And my knees all bruised

# It's the summer
Got a lot to prove

# Can't wait to do it
Can you? #

I'm just, like, overwhelmed,

because it's, like, the second time
you're up there for so long,

and you think... You think,
"Fuck, I could be leaving."

.."Oh, fuck." Yeah.

And then you're like...
I already knew, like...

Oh, fuck,
it's just not nice, is it? No.

The second time in a row.
I know, like...

Oh, God, I can't even imagine
how you must have been feeling,

I'm not gonna lie.
It always hurts, like...

We were voted least compatible
and now we're least favourite.

So it's like... fucking hell.

Oh, that was horrible.

I really, genuinely thought
me and Toby were going home.

How are you feeling?
Fucking shit.

Oh, don't cry, babe!

Oh, baby!

Don't cry.
I don't wanna cry. Fuck.

Oh, don't.

I mean,
it doesn't make me feel great.

Yeah, it's just not
a very nice feeling. At all.

'People can be cruel, Lucinda.

'At university, I was voted

'Most Likely To Do
Irritating Voice-over

'On A Lowbrow Reality TV Show.

'So mean, so very mean.'

God, man. You know what's mad?

It could've been, like,
so different.

It done you justice, rectifying
that problem with Kaz tonight.

Yeah, maybe...
And I'm so happy you did.

Can't take you seriously
with these on your head.

I actually can't.

They look like, erm,
you know Catwoman?

Yeah.
Cos they're kind of that shape.

Yeah. Also, you looked like
a little snack up there,

so we were like, "Cool, can't be
letting a little fitty go, can we?"

End of the day, we're all here now.
Another day in paradise tomorrow.

Babe, I love you,
but you're giving me the ick.

Oh, my God.
Did you hear what she just said?

No, I didn't mean it like that.
Did you hear what she said?

She said, "I love ya."
Oh-oh!

L-bomb!
"Babe, I love ya."

Do you love him? No, I mean,
as you say it to a friend,

like I love you,
but you're giving me the ick.

You were just giving me the ick.
L-bomb.

No, but you give me the ick.
Lib, you're speaking from the heart.

You just said "love ya".

No, I'm just like,
you give me the ick with the thing.

'Oh, hello! Liam and Aaron
have hopped into bed with Hugo.

'Careful, lad. Crack onto that boy,

'and you'll be on a plane home
by Friday.'

Well done, you.
You and Millie-Moo, mate.

You guys are solid. You know what,
I know how I am with a girl

when I really like her.

And you two,
it just reminds me of me with my ex

at the beginning stages.
Yeah.

Look at that grin on his face.
He can't even look at us now!

I didn't expect it from you.
Cos I'm not like that, usually.

I've got that side to me,
but no-one ever brings it out of me

cos I never give them a chance to.

Most times I see a bird
is two or three times.

After that, I cut it off. I don't
let them see that side of me.

Cos most of the time, I don't even
feel that with them, you know.

Of course, yeah.
But with Millie, I do feel it.

And it just comes naturally...
I am a bit of a soppy bollocks.

When that shit comes out,
when you meet the right person,

honestly, it's great to see.
Yeah.

I see it, and I'm like,
yo, you two are the cutest.

I appreciate that, bro.

'Things are going well,

'and, you know, I'm only
thinking about my Millie-Moo.'

I'm not usually like this! I need
to have a word with myself, I think.

HE LAUGHS

It was a no-brainer.
The reality is, you make Faye happy,

she makes you happy.
I try to.

I love Faye, and I'll always
have Faye's back, so...

It wasn't even a question.
Mm-hm.

It wasn't a question.

Kaz, our time will come.
There's a reason we're still here,

do you know what I mean?
Everything happens for a reason.

There's a reason we're still here.

You just never know.
Mm-mm.

Do ya? No, you don't know
what's around the corner.

TEXT ALERT

There's no fucking way.
I got a text!

DRAMATIC MUSIC

Oh, my God.

# We showin' up

# It's goin' up
Never slowin' up... #

What's going on here?

Time out! Time out!
I need fucking time out!

I honestly can't believe that.
Fuck!

Oh... my... God.
Tyler's a girl's name!

Can be both! Well, I need Tyler
to be a fucking man!

This isn't even, like, funny.

# We showin' up
It's goin' up

# Never slowin' up
Ain't nobody stopping us

# We showin' up... #

'Three new arrivals
are heading to the villa -

'tattoo artist Abigail,

'Tyler, who's really big
in property...

'To be fair,
he's just really big.

'..and marketing exec Georgia.'

# Cos you know
We're showin' up... #

Hello!

# Let's get it
Never slowin' up... #

Oi, oi!
Hey!

Oi, oi!
Oi, oi!

I've never been so happy
to hear a man's voice in my life!

How are you all?
Oh, my God. He's fucking fit.

SQUEALING

Hey! Nice to see you.

Hugo.
I'm Abi.

How's it going, Abi? Are you well?

I'm good, how are you?
Tyler, nice to meet you.

How's it going, Tyler?
Hugo. How's it going?

Hello, you beautiful lady.
How are you?

Nice to meet you, I'm Tyler.
How are you?

Nice to meet you.
Good?

How tall are you?
6' 6".

I thought I'm about 6'5",
but I don't know.

Georgia. Yeah!
Lovely to meet you.

That's Abigail, Georgia, Tyler.
Amazing.

Oh, I'm happy! Like...

SHE SIGHS

'Ay! We have Tyler in the building!'

Oh, my gosh!

Tyler, what you do, mate?
I'm an estate agent.

Shut up! Ha-ha!
Come on down, you!

Sales, I'm sales.
Yay!

How old are you, bro?
26.

26, yeah?
26, yeah.

Nice, man.
How tall are you?

LAUGHTER
I wanna say 6'6". I wanna say 6'6".

I wanna say 6'6". Yeah, 6'5-6".
Take the platforms off.

LAUGHTER
I'm great getting grilled over here!

Show it all.
Show everyone. Show it all.

I'm not the tallest, am I?
Come here.

CLAMOUR

Oh, come on, then. Here he is.

ALL: Oh!
He is wearing McQueen's, to be fair.

Liam, you will always
be the tallest in my eyes.

It's all right, innit?

LAUGHTER,
OVERLAPPING CHATTER

Yeah, already.
Do a barefoot one tomorrow.

LAUGHTER

What about you, Abi?
What do you do?

I'm a tattoo artist.
Oh, my God!

Sick!
What do you do?

I work in food retail marketing.

Ooh!
Very exciting.

QUIET CHATTER

Tyler, Tyler, Tyler.

Back to me? Back to me, yeah?
Yeah, back to you. What's your type?

What's your...
what's your go-tos?

I knew this was coming.
Yeah, of course this was coming.

I prefer cute girls.
I go for cute girls. Erm...

But it's more so personality for me,
though.

The girl-next-door kind of vibe.
You know?

That's fair.

What's your type?
I don't know.

Yeah?
I'm a little bit of a...

Is it a tall, dark, handsome, or...?

Er... I mean, to be fair,
from my track history,

height doesn't really matter,
but height's always great.

Georgia, what's your type?
So I usually have two types.

I like Italian-looking,
tall, dark, handsome.

Or I like Australian surfer boy,
and I usually net out in the middle.

Oh! Really?
So, Hugo, you're the one.

ALL CHEER

CHEERING AND CLAPPING

Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

CHEERING CONTINUES

Is Georgia your type?

I've got to keep my cards close
to my chest.

LAUGHTER

That was mad.

I can't believe Georgia
went about her business that way.

Obviously, you know,
it's a nice feeling.

It's a really nice feeling
being wanted.

You know, maybe my luck is slowly...
slowly changing in here.

Her vibe is so nice.
She's such a nice girl.

I can tell already. Sorry,
I'm more excited you than me!

Confidence boost has gone doof!

Yeah. She goes,
"I like the surfer guy," and what?

I don't know,
but then she's like you.

Yeah. Fuck all that.
She goes, "Hugo, you're the one."

I wasn't really listening
till she said my name.

So I was like, "What?"
Cos there was so much happening.

You always said you like
that kind of girl.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Very natural, very pretty.

No, definitely. Yeah, I know.

What are you like?
Is she a bit of you?

Yeah, a little bit, yeah.
SHE GASPS

I'm really fucking rooting for you,
mate. Get in.

I feel like a proud dad.
We'll give it our best shot.

'Still to come...
Tyler talks the talk.'

I've got my plans, basically, yeah.
Yeah.

Just need my missus now, innit?
SHE LAUGHS

Yeah, throw that in there!

'The Islanders have all been
dreaming of the perfect man for Kaz,

'so Tyler's got big boots to fill.

'Luckily, he's a size 14,
so that won't be a problem.'

When I was like,
"I need a man for Kaz,"

that's what I fucking pictured.

He's fucking come in,
and, oh, my God!

He's fucking come in...

And I'm just hoping
he's all guns blazing for Kaz,

do you know what I mean?

Can I just say, the villa gods...

Never mind cute, girl-next-door,
we want sassy, sexy Kaz.

The villa gods have answered
my prayers.

Oh, my God, he is so gorgeous.

Oh, my God. You need to get...

Don't even let another fucking girl
put their foot in.

You need to go straight for gold,
girl.

You go fucking straight for gold.

I usually say,
"Oh, I don't wanna graft."

I'm fucking grafting.
No, graft, but do it in your way.

So, Georgia,
Hugo is the main target?

I liked him from the offset,
to be honest. He's a good lad.

Do you know what, isn't he
the most handsome man?

I think... And he's so nice.

And when you're as long in the tooth
as I am, that counts for everything.

But we'll see.

I think it'll be really nice,
though. Thanks.

Cos you are his type to a T.

Blonde, leggy.

I don't think... Do you have
anything...? No. I had a brace.

LAUGHTER

Is that cosmetic?
I feel like it is!

You are a fuckin' star.

I fucking love it!
I'm here for this, I'm here for it.

Georgia, I love her. I want to...

If I could couple up with her,
I would.

She is just stunning.

Like, her smile,
oh, my God, stunning.

Can I just say,
I fucked up tonight, babe.

Why? What happened?

I was over there
at the fucking fire pit. Yeah?

And I fucking go to Jake...
Hmm?

"I love you, but you're giving me
the ick right now

"with these glasses."
Uh-huh. Cos you said "I love you"?

Yeah. But I was like,
"But I say I love you to Kaz."

But did he pick up on "I love you"?
Yeah, him and Toby picked up on it.

What did he say?
Nothing.

It's fine. It's fine.
OK.

'My other half sometimes says
those three magic words to me

'that always puts a smile
on my face.

' "Fancy the pub?"

'Talking of fancying,
who's Abigail got her eye on?'

So, dating history,
how long have you been single for?

So, my last boyfriend
was over a year ago.

Did that end sour, or...?

No, not at all.
We're still, like, best mates.

It just wasn't right.

To be fair, I've been
really fucked over in the past.

I just don't hold grudges.
You're just too nice?

There's no such thing
as being too nice.

It's just being too nice
for the wrong person.

I like that.
Let me just get my notepad.

I love your attitude.

"Too nice for the wrong person."
Yeah, I'll keep that.

Abi seems like a lovely girl.
She's cool.

My toes say "sink or swim".

Well, actually,
it says "sink, swim".

I didn't do the "or"
cos it hurt too much.

Don't you look at those!
I know a good foot when I see one!

LAUGHTER

They're nice feet. I don't know why
you're getting all nervous.

Jake loves feet.
I like feet.

What size feet have you got?
Size 3.

LAUGHTER

He absolutely loves it!
I love feet.

So if I say to you now,

you've got two celebrity crushes,
who are they?

You must have a celebrity crush.
Everyone has.

Chris Brown and Zac Efron.
Oh, wow!

You know who looks like Chris Brown?
Who?

Toby.
Oh, I love Chris Brown!

What do you like in a lad?

My favourite thing
is when they're funny.

You've come to the wrong place.
You've come to the wrong place!

But, yeah, no,
that's exactly what you want.

'Liberty's filling in Tyler

'on a wide range of girls
he can talk to in the villa.

'Let's see, there's... oh, Kaz.

'And, er, Kaz. Oh, and have
I mentioned Kaz? She is lovely.'

So, what's your type?

Like, who have you got your eye on
in here?

Erm... As I said,
type is like really cute girls.

But, for me,
in a situation like this,

I feel as though personality is key
as well.

Yeah, definitely.
So what do you think,

what's the sort of girl
that you can handle?

I say between me and you, but you're
probably gonna tell her anyway...

Who?

Who do you think?!
Kaz? I just went like that.

Sorry!
Do you know what I'm saying?

THEY LAUGH

Stop it. Really?

Just from what I've seen,
like, she's just really energetic.

She's so sexy.
Yeah, and that as well.

She's stunning.
Exactly, yeah. Exactly that. So...

Oh, no, take, like,
two more minutes!

THEY LAUGH

I can just...

No!

Go back a little bit. Oh, my God.

Sorry, carry on as you were, guys.
No, we're just saying, erm...

Liberty asked me a question
of what's my type. Yeah.

And I said, more or less what I said
over there. Cute girls.

But I go more off personality.

Especially in a situation like this.
Yeah.

What's your type, then?
Tall, dark, handsome.

Everyone says that, though!
That's so generic.

Well, you fit my type,
if that makes you feel better.

I'll just give that to you.

THEY LAUGH

I wasn't fishing or anything,
by the way!

I'm quite, erm... What is the word?

Sexy, sassy, a lot to handle!

A lot to handle.
THEY LAUGH

There's a few to choose from.

I love you. Can I kick you out of
this conversation? Yeah, of course!

Oh, wow.
She was waiting to go.

See you in a bit.
I love you so much.

Speak to you after.
Yeah.

Initially, I had my eye on Kaz.

You know,
I thought she was good-looking

before I came in here anyways.
But in person, she's better.

You know,
we're getting on quite well.

So, tell me about you, then. Cos...
What do you wanna know?

HE LAUGHS
What? What do you wanna know?

Oh, I thought you said,
"Glad you wanna know."

Oh! I mean, I am glad
you wanna know about me,

but what you wanna know?
Just the basic stuff.

I don't even know how old you are,
where you're from...

So, I'm 26.
Oh! Same age, yeah?

When's your birthday?
I was gonna ask you the same thing.

October 27th.

Vir...? Is that Virgo?
No. Scorpio.

Scorpios are really caring.
Mm!

I'm born in May.
May? May 12th.

You're a Taurus!
I'm a Taurus, yeah.

We're compatible.
Is it? How, what...? Are you sure?!

I think so. Actually, I don't know.
You just said that...

Maybe, maybe.
I feel like we are.

To be honest,
I don't actually know. May...

So you mentioned
you're an estate agent.

How long have you done that?
Only about a year-and-a-half.

It was meant to be interim.
Yeah. Cos I studied law.

I wanna own my own law firm
as well.

It's the avenue I want to take.
Oh, I love that! That's amazing!

I've got my plans, basically, yeah.
Yeah. That's cool.

I just need my missus now, innit?
Do you know what I mean?

Yeah, throw that in there.
We kinda like to hear that.

We wanna know, we wanna know!

How are you?
I'm good, I'm good.

How are you? Are you all right?
What do you think of the newcomers?

They all seem nice. All seem...

Is Abi a bit of you?

That's what you wanted to ask,
innit?

Let's get down to the nitty-gritty.
That's what you wanted to ask.

Yeah, she's obviously...

She looks all right,
she looks all right.

Yeah, she's lovely.

I was gonna ask you
whether you wanted to stay

on the daybed tonight.

Really?
Yeah.

I'd love to stay on the daybed.
Yeah?

Cos I was like, obviously,
they've come in,

they've had a big night.
Yeah.

I thought you might want
a little bit of a cuddle. Aww!

And I definitely want a cuddle.
You know what I mean?

I've been waiting for way too long.
I feel like we deserve a cuddle.

Yeah? Yeah, same.
You know what I mean?

Yeah! Definitely.

# I need to learn
When this thing called love

# When it's a mirror, baby... #

'So, after a dramatic day,
there's 15 islanders in that villa,

'which means we're operating
student flat rules -

'seven sheets of bog roll each,

'you get your own shelf
on the fridge,

'and if you nick someone's
Pot Noodle, you're out.'

What a day to be in Love Island.

What a day!

# What a way to lose your head
What a way to lose your head

# What a way to go to bed... #

Just want to hug you both,
cos I'm glad you're still here.

Aww! Libby!

Ah!

He's really sweet. We'll see.

She's really pretty.

She's got the blue eyes,
little petite brunette...

What's your plan for tomorrow?

For starters,
I think I'm gonna fuck shit up.

And then, for main,
I'm thinking fuck shit up.

And then, dessert...
The minute I met you,

I knew you were gonna be
an absolute storm in a teacup.

I knew it.

I'm not one of those people who's
asking for a big test, you know?

Quite happy to sit at the back
of the class and skive, but...

LAUGHTER

# What a way to lose your head
What a way to lose your head... #

You guys have to listen
to everyone go...

SLURPING
..for about 35 minutes,

unless you want to get in on
the action, but you probably don't.

Oh, mate! Pucker up, Hugo!
Yeah (!)

LUCINDA SNORTS

I feel like this has been
a long time coming.

I mean, yeah. Definitely.

# What a way to lose your head
What a way to lose your head

# What a way to go to bed
What a way to get ahead. #

'It's morning, and let me tell you,

'one of those duvets
was going up and down

'like the clappers all night long.

'Seven series,
I've never seen anything like it!'

Sorry for tossing and turning
and keeping you awake.

I feel really bad.
That's all right!

How was your first night, brother?
Yeah, it was good, man.

You're a good sleeper.
I know. Stop it, you. Such a flirt!

Tyler! Morning, mate!
Morning, Jake, how you doing?

Welcome to the sexy bedroom.

Ohhh! So good to be here, man!

How do we think
Aaron and Cinds are outside?

Probably sweating.

Not from the hot, steamy,
intimate actions, but the sun.

Let's go see our new friends.

Morning!
ALL: Morning!

How are you?!

Oh, morning! Come on, get in!
Come and join us.

I couldn't sleep at all,

so you don't want to share
a bed with me.

Oh, no! Why?
I'm just too excited.

I'm too excited.

I'm all by myself!

Morning, Abi.

Are you ready for your first day?
Yeah!

I need some coaching from you.

CHEERING

THEY SQUEAL

How was it?
You know what?

It's not actually that bad.
Oh, really?

No, I'd give it,
like, a seven outta ten.

Seven?! Seven outta ten?
That's a good night.

'So, Abigail's a tattoo artist,
Tyler's an estate agent

'and Georgia's a marketing exec.
All worthy careers!

'But the big news is
that Teddy nearly got a job

'he was after last night...'

Hello. Welcome.
Hello.

First things first,
everyone's been revising hard now.

Has anyone gone up
in the NVQ Levels?

He nearly got an NVQ 1.
Right.

However, I took my bracelets off,
cos I was like,

"Oh, it's gonna be so noisy,
I just don't wanna do it like that,

"you know what I mean?"

And then I went,
"Actually, night-night."

FAYE SQUEALS

Oh, my God! Tease central over here.

What do we think of the new tings?

Georgia came in with
a big game play, didn't she?

That was a statement, that was.
She didn't fuck about.

No girl's done that yet.
No girl's done that.

You know you were saying that you
want someone to actually want you?

Yeah.

Yeah, no, I'm really looking forward
to getting to know her.

But, obviously, at the same time,

looking forward to getting
to know Abi as well.

So it's nice to kind of...

I don't want to sound like a player
and have options,

but I'm a player, and I've got
options, do you know what I mean?

The main new one that we're
mainly bothered about here...

Tyler, Tyler, Tyler.
Tyler, Tyler, Tyler.

Tyler, Tyler, Tyler.
I think he's so peng.

Here's your black coffee.
Oh, my God, well done.

Look at you, up early,
making coffee. Aww!

You're not getting it again.
I'm done for the week.

You're so romantic, it hurts.

He's really nice, though, isn't he?
Tyler? Lovely. Really lovely.

And he seems genuinely interested
to get to know Kaz

as his number one choice.
Sorry, he's so fit.

KAZ SNARLS
He is a snack.

'It's breakfast.
Liberty's got the eggs just right,

'she's got the bacon
nice and crispy,

'but she's made a right balls-up
of the toast.'

Cheers. Do we have to do cheers?
Cheers to my breakfast.

Right, this is the way you gotta go.
You don't go...

.."Cheers." You don't.

You pick it up,
you look into my eyes,

and then you cheers.

Do you want me to start a lesson?
Lesson in cheers-ing.

So... you say, "Cheers
for our second breakfast date."

Cheers.
Cheers.

Mm.
Mm.

That's how you do it.
Ooh, that's lovely.

That's how you do it. So, then...

You dropped the L bomb
in a sentence last night.

Mm...
Is that the reply, is it, "Mm"?

Is that the reply?
No!

No, it just sort of,
like, slipped out.

Because, obviously,
I say that to my mates and stuff.

Am I just your mate, am I?
No, obviously not.

You ain't getting out of this one.
Are you not gonna let this go?

No. Go on.

So, obviously, I'm like,
"Love you, Kaz, love ya, love ya."

You know, "Love ya."
Mmmmmm!

Someone's maybe getting
a bit of the feels!

Mm.

THEY CHUCKLE

'Our newbies have big plans
for the day.

'They need to unpack
their personalised suitcase

'and water bottles,
both available now

'from the Love Island store,
and talk to Kaz and Hugo,

'both available since
episode one of the series.'

OK, what's your
plan of action today?

Me? I'll pull Kaz at some point.

Is Kaz the only girl that you like?

Yeah, yeah, I'd say so, yeah.
Yeah, 100%.

What about you? Spoke to Hugo?
I spoke to him briefly yesterday.

I would like to have a bit more
of a conversation with him today.

Good morning.
HUGO: Morning!

The trio of terror.
THEY CHUCKLE

Triple threat.
You ain't wrong!

What about you, Abi?

What, my plan of action?
I don't even know.

But who did you say you was
interested in? Was it...?

Toby.
Yeah.

Erm... to be fair, my top three
were always Toby, Teddy and Aaron.

So, for you,
Toby's still your number one?

Yeah, I think he's cute as fuck.
Look at him.

I'm just looking at Toby's back.
What a back.

He's done well with that.

You all right, babes?
You coming for the chat?

Hello, hello.
Come on in.

Get involved, darling.
Jumping in the middle!

Straight in, yeah?
Oh, shit. No!

LAUGHTER
Too much pressure. Yeah!

Did you turn 22 this year, or...?
This year.

You're 22 now?
March. Yeah.

Wow, I was hoping you had turned 23.

When's your birthday,
what's your star sign?

Oh, shit. Fucking hell!
You want my NI number as well?!

Went straight in there!
Shall we leave?

The fish one.

Oh, Pisces!
Do you believe in...?

Are you actually a Pisces?
That makes me like you so much more.

Oh, you like me already, yeah?

Well, I mean...
ABI LAUGHS

..I don't dislike you.

Chloe, how are you feeling?

Fine. Have you and Toby
spoke much today?

No?
No. It's a bit childish, but fine.

Come on, then, let's go for a chat.
Can we go on the swing?

I've not done the swing yet.
Yeah, can do.

Oh, that's cute. Great (!)

Oh, my God.

'Still to come...

'Toby and Chloe clash.'

Maybe it just doesn't
come naturally to you

because you've not
been with a girl before.

IAIN STIRLING: 'Abigail's busy
cracking on to Toby.

'I tell you what,
I haven't seen Chloe this jealous

'since everyone except her
got a text during the dumping.'

You're a footballer, aren't you?
Yeah. Semi-pro.

How... How does that work?

What do you mean,
"How does that work"?

I've dated, erm, three footballers.
Is it? Yeah.

I'm looking for my fourth.
You're looking for your fourth?!

LAUGHTER
I am.

Don't know if you know any.

That's so cheeky!
So, erm...

So, erm...
Talk to me. What's your situation?

Erm, situation with Chloe
at the moment is...

Are you happy?

Obviously, we had a rough journey
getting there. Yeah.

Mistakes were made.
Yeah.

Erm, but, yeah,
she's a good girl, and...

I'm, like, with her at the moment,
but I've also told her

if someone came in and was like,
"I wanna get to know you,"

I would also give her
the time of the day,

you know what I mean?

OK, so you're not closed off
to meeting new people? No.

Not like that.
OK. OK, OK, OK. Interesting.

Interesting.
It's good to know. Yeah.

Abigail basically, like,
described him

running over there for chats.
I just... Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I get what you mean.

Yeah, I don't know.
It's a bit...

It's not what you want. You want a
boy that's like, "That's my girl!"

You want someone to reassure you.
Yeah, like, reassure her. Mm.

Just don't get that with Tobes.
Mm. Mm.

'It is annoying. You, like...'

You want someone to, like,
reassure you and do whatever.

He's not. We've not spoken, and then
he's gone off with the new girl.

Do you know what?
I'm really annoyed.

I am annoyed by the whole morning.
And last night.

I'm actually really annoyed.

What do you look for in a girl?
Me? Erm...

The word I've always been saying
is "vibes". Yeah.

I need vibes, I need to chill,
like, pillow talk, erm...

What's pillow talk?
What do you mean?

What's pillow talk?
You don't know what it is?

I wanna know your definition
of pillow talk. Oh!

I wanna be sure
I know what you're talking about.

No, talk... You can
talk about anything on pillow talk.

Pillow talk's so open,
you know what I mean? OK.

That's the whole reason of,
like, pillow talk. OK.

You'll have to teach me some time.
Pillow talk, yeah.

Oh, God! Oh, God!

LAUGHTER

Erm...
You've lost it now.

Yeah, erm, my head's not really here
at the moment. Erm...

SHE CHUCKLES
Pillow t... Erm...

SHE LAUGHS

Vibes.
Babe, pull yourself together!

Vibes. Yeah.
Confidence, I like confidence.

Pillow talk, we won't mention that.
Forget pillow talk, that's gone.

'I had some lovely pillow talk
with my wife the other day.

'She wanted memory foam,

'but I insisted on
good old-fashioned duck feathers.

'Oh, look,
Hugo's chatting to Georgina.

'Travel team, can you see
if you can get her extra legroom

'on the flight on Friday? Thanks.'

Erm, I wanted to say to you,
erm, yesterday,

sorry if that was a bit full on.
No...

HE LAUGHS

Erm, no, I don't...

I think you've gotta do you,
do you know what I mean?

Like, I was saying to the guys,
like, you know, it's really nice

for someone to come in
and make a statement like that.

It's very flattering.
Yeah.

I was saying, like, I don't really
know how I feel about it yet,

because I was so, like, taken back,
but in a good way. Yeah.

Like, it was so unexpected.

I want more about you.
OK, so, I'm 28...

So, marketing?
Work in marketing.

My mum's Australian.
Nice.

It was important, I felt,
to spend some time with him today,

to make sure that my preconception
of him married up with how he was,

and he was just as polite
and eloquent

as I thought he would be,
so that's great.

Dog? Anything? Cat?
Cat.

Cat!
Cat. Oh, no!

I'm not a cat or a dog person.
I like them both.

I'm more of a horse person.
Oh, no, really?!

Why?
Oh, my ex was horsey.

OK, no, I'm not.
Very horsey. I hate horses.

No, no, that's fine!
I'm terrible with them.

Talk dating history.
Let's get into it.

So... it's really not
gonna take long, this.

Oh, really? It's short?

Get another question lined up.
OK.

I've had two previous boyfriends.

One was kind of a childhood one,
really quite immature. Yeah.

And then, the other one
was one I met at uni,

and, yeah, he moved to Australia.

Oh, blimey! There's a trend here,
then, isn't there?

So I've been single
for probably about five years.

And I've had a few, like, dalliances
here and there in between, but...

Yeah, I was gonna say, serial dater?
No, not really.

If I like someone,
then I really like them.

And if not, then I'm kind of,
like, grey about it,

I'm not that fussed.
Oh, decent.

And then single for five years?
It's quite a long time. I know.

It's a big question, but why
do you think it hasn't worked out?

We're about to find out.
We're about to find out!

This is the experiment to find out.
Yeah?

Maybe you can give me some tips
in a bit. You want tips from me?

Are you kidding me?!
You're joking, aren't you? Surely!

You know, it was our first chat,
so, you know,

it was nice that we got
all the small talk out the way,

so then, kind of, from now on in,

we can delve that little bit deeper
and get to know each other.

And, yeah,
I'm really looking forward to it.

It's a good time.
I'm a very happy boy.

'I'm not saying Tyler's tall,

'but he's simultaneously
talking to Kaz in bed

'and dipping his toes
in the swimming pool.'

Were you nervous coming in?

Er, a little bit.

But I had the girls with me.
Yeah.

Do you know what I mean?
Wasn't like I was by myself.

What were you nervous about?
Huh? What were you nervous about?

You want me to say you, innit?
Yeah! No, I mean...

I mean, you can if you want to.

No, but you would, though,
d'you know what I mean? I mean...

Hm, I don't generally get nervous
around girls and stuff,

but coming in and obviously
speaking to you

and the eye contact and whatever,
like, yeah, I was like,

"Oof! This is a bit..."

So, am I the type of guy
you'd go for in the outside world?

Yeah, actually, weirdly.
Really? Yeah.

Right, let me ask you a question.
Go on.

So, all right, I'm gonna put you
in a scenario, yeah?

Here we go!

So, you're out with your girls...
Yeah.

..you see me walk in...
Yeah.

..but I'm, like,
I'm not really making eye contact,

and I'm keeping myself to myself
with my boys.

Would you approach me?
SHE LAUGHS

Would I shoot my shot?
Yeah.

This is it! I swear!
I like that, though.

I like that. I mean, it's 2021, man,
like, do you know what I mean?

If you want something,
go and get it.

Yeah, you have to.
Yeah.

'We have similar interests.'

She's really pretty,
first and foremost,

but, you know, there's no awkward
silences or anything like that.

It just flows, it's like ping-pong,
just back and forth.

So, yeah, honestly, I'm just excited
to see where it goes, to be fair.

'Chloe wants a word with Toby.

'She knows he likes
a chocolate Hobnob around three,

'so she's been hiding in the larder
for 40 minutes, ready to pounce.'

Bleurgh!
Hey.

Wanna go for a chat?
Yeah, I do wanna go for a chat.

Come on.

We'll go to the swings, yeah?
Let's go fire pit.

It's so hot there, though.
Won't be long.

Won't be long? Won't be long?!

What does that mean?
No.

Are you OK?
Yeah, how are you?

I am really annoyed at you,
if I'm honest. Are you?

Yeah. Do you think that
how you acted is, like, cool?

Erm, I don't feel like
I've acted in a bad way.

No, even, like, last night, though,

did you not think it was, like,
weird we literally didn't speak?

Yeah, that was weird.

If I didn't... want to chat to you
or care about you,

I would have not made you a coffee.

Do not think it's weird that we've
literally not spoken all morning?

It's still morning!
It's not even lunch yet.

You want me to be attached
to the hip from, like,

the start of the morning?
Yeah, that was rude.

Wait, now you seem annoyed and...

Basically,
you want me to speak to you more.

Or at all! Yeah,
and I thought it was a bit muggy.

You feel like I was muggy?
Yeah.

I don't know,
I just think it's muggy.

Just feel like when you're,
like, with someone, you're like...

It's natural, especially for a boy,
to be like, "Are you all right?"

Like, reassurance and stuff.
Mm-hm.

You don't do that.
Maybe it's an age thing.

I think, like, in those situations,

I just think it would be nicer
if you was a bit more like that.

It just seems like you
were being evasive,

but maybe it just doesn't
come naturally to you

because you've not been
with a girl before.

Is that, like, a fair comment?
I don't know.

I'm not really happy with that
comment or the age comment,

but... yeah.

Don't know.

HE SIGHS
What?

Mm.

It's kind of unfair.

That's what I'm thinking in my head,
you know what I mean?

Mm.

No? Give me a hug.
Come and give me a hug, then.

Ah... Chloe, Chloe, Chloe.
Tobe.

That wasn't
a "kiss and make up" hug.

That was a friendship hug,
and then she's walking off from him.

Hey, babes.

Shall we go for a little chat?
Oh, 100%.

Should we go over with the girls?
Yeah. Cool.

So... Oh, that conversation
was just, like...

What was it about?

He literally had nothing to say,
and he just had, like, no idea.

What?! You hugged.
You just had a massive hug.

Yeah.
Are you OK? You all right?

Yeah, no, so fine.
Oh, OK, good.

So fine.
Cos we were like,

"Is that a friendship hug
or a 'kiss and make up hug'?"

I don't know what type of hug
that was, if I'm honest.

Looks like you called it off.
That's what it looked like.

I just don't know.

You what?

Oh, fuck! Semi-annoyed?

Yeah. Basically, she felt
I had to reassure her last night,

and she felt like
I was avoiding her after the vote.

And she was like, "I don't know
if that's due to your age

"or if you've never been
in a relationship."

I just felt like that's just,
like, a throw in the face,

you know what I mean?

You just want reassurance
from the boy you're with.

Yeah! It's, like, the man
to take charge of it.

Yeah!
Yeah.

I know it's 2021,
but fuck off, 2021.

All I'm gonna say is,
don't take this offensive... Mm.

..if, say, Lib was upset
or in the bottom three, whatever,

I'm pretty sure
she would want comfort

from the one who's closest to her.
Mm-hm.

I didn't realise you didn't speak
to her last night or this morning.

Apparently, I didn't.

So is he gonna get to know Abi,
or...?

I'm really annoyed about
the whole thing, if I'm honest.

I think it's really muggy.
He literally didn't get it either,

so I was like, "I'm not sitting here
explaining it to you."

That's the hardest bit. Why don't
they get it? Why are you so thick?

I don't know.
It's just so shit for you.

It's just so shitty.
Yeah.

I don't...
Do you know what I mean?

Like, you ain't no
temporary contract.

You're fixed contract or nothing,
babe.

Don't get upset.

Permanent, baby!
You're a permanent-er.

Oh, babe!

I just feel really mugged off,
and I feel like I'm annoyed myself.

Like, in that conversation,
like, at the end,

I felt myself, like,
giving him a fucking olive branch.

Like... I shouldn't have done that.
Like, I'm pissed off.

"I don't like how you acted,"

and I should've just
left it at that.

You deserve so much better
than that,

and if he can't give that to you...
Of course you... of course you do!

After everything that's happened,
you do think,

"Oh, like, is it worth it?"
And it's just really pissed me off.

That's a big red flag.
I don't want that.

And if there's
this many red flags right now,

do you really wanna waste
any more time on it?

I'm just annoyed.
I can't be bothered.

Just can't be bothered
for that shit.

No, yeah, exactly.

In the real-life world,
just ignore him.

Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, exactly.

Go on the block list.
I dunno.

Fuck it. Life's too short.
Life is too short.

# And I need the strength of you

# Chase the morning light
Till all of this ends. #

'Tomorrow night...

'..tempers flare...'

If you want it to go long-term,
you're gonna have to get tested.

You're gonna have to...

It's not a test for me,
it's for you.

You failed!

'..and temperatures rise.'

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